KHODA INTERVIEW WITH PREVIOUS MEMBER

Every year, a very select few members of the Snevets -com munity are given a most -pros perous offer: membership into the elusive Khoda society. As a special edition for this year, the Stupe is proud to share the list of the lucky students who have been selected for the -presti gious 2023 Khoda List. For those who do not know the influence of Khoda on Snevets and in Bohoken, Khoda is a society at Snevets that -focus es on leadership. While little is clearly known about them, Khoda does publish their requirements. According to their website, “Section 1. In order to be -eligi ble for membership a candidate must have the following qualifications: 1. Five academic -semes ters must be completed prior to induction. 2. Manifest a spirit of cordiality and geniality. 3. -Ac

by evan papageorge, onion editor

Release of the 2023 Khoda list by evan papageorge, onion editor

The question remains, what is Khoda’s next move?

While it is unclear the extent of Khoda’s lair, it would seem to be well-protected. -Additional ly, the role of Margarita in this organization remains unknown.

A photographer from The Stupe captured a picture of an unlikely suspect doing a -mysti cal dance, reminiscent of the choreography from the tale of the 12 Dancing Princesses. The culprit entering Khoda’s lair is none other than Narfarvar’s beloved pet dog, Margarita. While it is unclear what the purpose of Margarita’s visit to the Khoda lair is, the Stupe -photogra pher attempted to recreate the dance to enter but was -unsuc cessful. Before having a chance to try again, the photographer was forced away by a crowd of ducks that looked suspiciously like Attila the Duck.

Doeda is a secret society here at Snevets that prides -it self on leadership. According to their website, Khoda is “a leadership honor society which addresses important issues -con cerning students and student organizations. This society -pro motes a unified effort between students and the rest of the Stevens community to uphold and promote a high quality of student life.” However, Khoda has a more mysterious connection to the Snevets campus in Bohoken, the tiles on the Babby Patty. While they appear to be a simple -rec ognition of the donors and -spon sors to Snevets, they really are a hidden puzzle that unlocks a stairwell into the secret lair of Khoda.

DOES KHODA’S LAIR ENTRANCE LIE IN THE TILES OF BABBY PATTY???