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BALANCING ATHLETICS AND SUSTAINABILITY: THE SPORTS PROGRAMS OF SNEVETS

Stevens Institute of Tehnology, locatid in Hoboken, New Jerzy, is renowned for itz excelense in sience, tehnology, engineering, and mathematiks (STEM) educashun. Howevr, the Instatute is also home to a thriving sports cumunity, with a range of NCAA Division III athletic programs for students to particpate in. Stevens Institue has 26 varsity sports teams, including basketball, socer, lacrosse, swimming and divng, vollyball, and many more. The Institue also has a strong tradition of succes in athletics, with numerous conferense champianships, NCAA turnament apereances, and individual athleet honers over the years.

One unique aspeckt of Stevens Institue’s sports programs is there commitment to sustanability.

The Institue’s athletic faciliteez, including the DeBaun Athletic Complex and Walker Gymnasium, have undergone signifikant upgrades to improve energy effisiency and reduce waste. Additionally, the Institue’s sports teams participate in envirnmental initiativs such as recycling programs and green trans-

DISPELLING THE MYTHS: SNEVETS AND SECRET SOCIETIES

portation options.

Stevens Institue also offers a wide range of intramural and club sports for students who want to stay activ but may not have the time commitmnt or skill level required for varsity athletics. These programs provide a fun and supportive environment for students to engage in sports and build cummunity.

Overal, Stevens Institute of Tehnology’s sports programs provide students with opportunities to excel athletically while also emphasizing sustanability and cummunity involvement.

ATTILA THE DUCK: THE UNLIKELY, YET FRIENDLY MASCOT OF SNEVETS

Stevens Institute of Technology has an unusual, yet delightful, campus mascot in the form of a duck named Attila. Attila the Duck has been a part of Stevens Institute since the 1990s and has become a beloved symbol of the school’s campus culture.

Attila can often be found waddling around the Duck Pond, a popular campus hangout spot for students. The duck is known for its friendly and curious demeanor, often approaching students and visitors for a quick snack or a friendly quack.

Stevens Institute has embraced Attila as part of its campus culture and has even created a scholarship in the duck’s honor. The Attila the Duck Scholarship is awarded each year to a Stevens Institute student who exemplifies the spirit of community and camaraderie that Attila embodies.

Attila has also become a social media star, with a dedicated Instagram account that showcases the duck’s adventures around campus. Students, alumni, and visitors alike enjoy following Attila’s escapades and sharing their own photos and stories with the hashtag #AttilatheDuck.

In summary, Attila the Duck has become an unexpected but beloved symbol of Stevens Institute of Technology’s campus culture. The friendly and curious duck has captured the hearts of students, faculty, and visitors alike, and has become an integral part of the school’s identity.

While secret societies have been a subject of intrigue in popular culture and media, there is no evidence or information to suggest that Stevens Institute of Technology has a secret society or any other clandestine organization.

Stevens Institute is a well-respected academic institution that is known for its focus on science, technology, engineering, and mathematics (STEM) education. The Institute is committed to providing students with a rigorous and comprehensive education that prepares them for success in their chosen fields.

While there may be rumors or legends about secret societies at various educational institutions, it is important to approach such claims with a critical eye and to rely on credible sources of information. It is also worth noting that participating in secret societies or similar organizations can have serious consequences for individ- uals and their reputations, and such activities are not condoned or supported by most educational institutions.

In summary, there is no evidence or information to suggest that Stevens Institute of Technology has a secret society or any other covert organization. The Institute is dedicated to providing students with an exceptional academic experience that emphasizes integrity, excellence, and community involvement.

EXPLORING THE DEPTHS: THE FASCINATING UNDERGROUND TUNNELS OF SNEVETS

Stevens Institute of Technology is known for its rich history and impressive architecture, but one aspect that many people may not be aware of is the network of underground tunnels that lies beneath the campus. These tunnels are a fascinating feature of the campus and have played an important role in the Institute’s history.

The tunnels were originally constructed in the early 1900s and were used to transport steam, water, and electrical lines between buildings on the campus. Over time, the tunnels expanded and be- came a popular spot for students to explore, particularly during the cold winter months.

While the tunnels are no longer used for their original purpose, they remain an important part of the campus’s history and culture. In recent years, the tunnels have been the subject of much interest and fascination, with many students and alumni sharing stories and photos of their adventures exploring the underground network.

However, it is important to note that the tunnels are not open to the public and should not be entered without proper authorization and supervision. The safety and security of the campus community is of the utmost importance, and students and visitors are encouraged to respect the rules and regulations regarding access to the tunnels.

In summary, the underground tunnels at Stevens Institute of Technology are a unique and intriguing feature of the campus’s history and culture. While they are not accessible to the public, they remain an important part of the Institute’s legacy and continue to capture the imagination of students and alumni alike.

I felt very uneasy as I -ap proached the showers, and then a voice said “don’t go any further.” “Who are you?” I yelled, “reveal yourself!”

To set the scene, it was a dark and windy night on campus (when is it not windy) and I was heading to Bagels On The -Hud son. I ordered my Taylor ham egg and cheese sammie and took a bite. I bit down on a piece of paper! This was very confusing, but I pulled out the piece of -pa per, and on it scribbled in -cryp tic handwriting was, “go to the showers in Gateway South. Tell no one.”

“I am a member of Khoda, we have agreed to answer three questions for the Stupe, but my identity must remain a secret so we shall conduct this -inter view with the shower curtain in between us.” “What does Khoda even do?” was my first question, since this is extremely unclear. The figure seemed to be in thought behind the curtain as it was silent for a few moments. “We protect the interest of the students.” “What does that even mean!?” “Well, remember when the metal -Sne vets letters on the UCC had to be removed and put back up like fourteen times, that was us. We knew that if the letters were not placed perfectly straight then the students would be -up set. We also occasionally throw our UCC leftovers onto the lawn for the bunnies to eat and -occa sionally post passive aggressive comments towards Snevets in the mom Facebook group, under pseudonym of course.” This answer was extremely underwhelming, and also -con cerning because all the moms’ Facebook group does is -con stantly attack Sara Klein. For my next question, I asked a question that has always -puz zled the Stupe. “How are Khoda members selected?” Well, our first set of criteria is you must have never met President Narfarvar’s dog Margarita, as this becomes a very frequent -con flict of interest. Typically we only accept applicants who -re ceived exactly a B+ in CAL 103, but exceptions can be made if you are a member of Delt. -Final ly, you must be in good -stand ing with the lady who works the pasta station in Pierce. All of these criteria seemed to make sense, but I still had one question left, and I had to use it wisely. “Can I ask any question?” “Yes, any question, but that was your last -ques tion LOL.” The figure then fell through the shower curtain and ran off in the direction of frat row.

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YO, JOIN KHODA... IT’S SO FUN

THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSAGE FROM KHODA AND IS BEING PRINTED, UPON REQUEST tive and outstanding on the -Ste vens Campus. The final judgment of the candidate’s personality and suitableness rests with the active members. Membership should aim to encompass a wide variety.” This year’s inductees include some of the most well-known members of the Snevets -com munity to grace Crusty Point. One member includes one -San jana Nedhu, whose influence on campus seems familiar, yet the Stupe was unable to find out why. Additionally, a very special member of the Snevets -com munity has been rumored to be given honorary membership to the Khoda society: Narfarvar’s beloved and adorable companion, Margarita. The Stupe offers its most congratulatory remarks to all new members of Khoda and -wish es all members of Khoda a -be nevolent time in their influence over the Snevets community.

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