Stupe Editor in Chief

Isabelle Sieve dead at 20

by ava wang, barely managing editor

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the tragically early departure of the Stupe’s Editor in Chief, Isabelle Sieve, presumed dead by authorities on March 17, 2023 at the age of 20, seven days after her disappearance. Isabelle, referred to by her inner circle as Isy, will be remembered as a kind, talented, and effortlessly clever individual; perhaps a little too clever. A private investigation to uncover her definitive cause of death continues, and the brief summary of current facts is as follows.

The family and friends of Isy Sieve reported no contact since the early morning of March 10, 2023.

Sieve, a huge Taylor Swift fan, was in a known scuffle with the former Editor in Chief, Manjana Sadhu, during the March 8, 2023 Stupe production meeting over the best T-Swift song.

Sieve passionately claims “All Too Well (10 minute version) (Taylor’s Version)” while Sadhu cites “invisible string”. In an effort to settle this debacle, the current and former Editors in Chief announced their intentions to purchase last minute, scalped Eras tour tickets in hopes of listening to both songs in person