ANCIENT FASHION

Classic looks to bring back for the summer

By Liv Hamar

Dear readers, are you looking for some different styles? Easy and breezy looks for the summer season. With the cyclical nature of fashion allow me to roll back the clock for you to bring back some truly classical looks.

Ladies, do you want to keep the girls cool? Well let’s bring back this bohemian little number from Minoa circa 30001000 BC. With it’s long skirt and free titties this flowy style is the perfect casual wear for the summer, but don’t be scared to dress it up. Lots of jewelry is encouraged! Layer those necklaces!

Wanna feel fancy? Avant-garde? Dripping in finery? Where better to take inspiration than Egypt? This 4000+ year old beaded net dress is perfect for whoever wants to look exquisite while showing off their figure. Wear it to the beach or over a simple dress.

If we’re going so far back, why not go even further? Coming from the Bronze Age there’s the fit icon of the Egtved Girl c. 1390-1370 BC. We love a good crop top mini skirt combo for the summer and if this isn’t the oldest version of this outfit we have I don't know what is. Threaded skirt with the Bronze beads? Fabulous! And if you adore big belt buckles then try this one for size!

But if these are too breezy for you then do I have an edgy suggestion for all my dark bitches coming right out of the middle ages. Courtesy of a mysterious 500-year old skeletal baddie found wearing thigh high boots! Toss on a corset and you have a darkly but always sexy look with the additional articles of your own choosing~ o you sometimes feel that your clothes don't do your grandeur justice? Do you want a look that accentuates your features? Or perhaps a specific asset. Well, do I have a suggestion to add to your wardrobe if you truly want to draw attention to how massive you are, the codpiece from the 15-16th century. Really juj up your fly with this medieval article.

However, don’t think I’ve forgotten you boys! So I’ve also compiled a few ancient looks for my masqs out there. Because we all deserve some equal opportunity serving. Some from the same eras to match your femmes and some from the same general region in addition to some just for you.

Gentlemen, do you wake up some days and feel like just wearing your sheets? Want a breathable and modest look. Make everyday a toga party with this iconic and famous style out of Rome. You just need cloth, preferably semicircular, around 3,5 - 6 meters!

But if you don’t want something so terribly long and to better show off your guns… Why not give the Egyptian tunic, or even shendyt a try? Just get a belt to keep it together with those sexy side slits on the tunic. But if you’re someone who likes a good kilt then give the shendyt a try for your summer wardrobe and of course accessorizing is a MUST!

Now if you’re feeling up for a little scanty. A little bit of a slut era. There’s the classic international look for you, a little loin cloth and cape action. From the Central Americas to Africa to Australia there’s nothing more ancient than that. Instantly recognizable and as old as 3000 BCE. As far as capes go though, don’t you just wanna bring back the intrigue that a cape has? The pizazz! The Swish!

Do you sometimes feel that your clothes don't do your grandeur justice? Do you want a look that accentuates your features? Or perhaps a specific asset. Well, do I have a suggestion to add to your wardrobe if you truly want to draw attention to how massive you are, the codpiece from the 15-16th century. Really juj up your fly with this medieval article.

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