Ainslee " America's Got Talent" Taylor

I, AinsleeTaylor, of always being injured, byslexic girl, photo girl and totaled cars, hereby leave bothering Bob, Patrick and Ricky to Bronwyn Saatkamp, Mary Paige Scott and Kat Rogers; Gatlinburg hotel hallway incidents to Laurel Lund and Charlotte Stakem; lunch chairs loud convosand medicinerunsto MC Smith, Claire Dyer, Helen Dunlap and Claire Chauhan; car wrecks just for Jerry?s to Bes Summers, Jennings Goode and Charlotte Stakem; letting me complain 24/7 about literally nothing and helping me when you really don? t have time to Ms Askew and Dr Stakem; new friendship to Ava Cohen; 15 minutes of my lunch from fifth to twelfth grade to Ms Ross, Nurse Caroline, Nurse Guyton and Ms House; Riley Stewart to Lillian Nazarova and Anna Harwell; LeBonheur tripsat threeam running red lightsjust for McDonalds, then lemon lady falling and tears being shed, Poke Bros everyday, weird dances in costumesand being likeanother littlesister to Clementine Taylor; Facetimecallswhenever, car ridesand seeing you literally everywhereto Sadie Dattel; fall break beachtrip, morning car rides and smoshumsto Katie Piper; Red Koi runs, kneeproblems, sad TikToksand so much moreto Charlotte Stakem; broken computers, chairs by Poag, Target runs, Carillon meetings, any blue candy and drinks, ?oh wow? ,? Gus, mono, navy crewnecks, large sprite with vanilla and raspberry, devil lamp, making me swim, hissing at people and short people to Riley Stewart; morning car rides, goodnight forehead kisses, the middle school office, all the clothes in my closet (you already have most of them), your personal chauffeur, Ms Metz, all my assets and beingthebest littlesister ever to Emery Taylor

Accomplishment:

I listenedto1.5monthsworthof music in2022alone

Apology:

I apologizetoMs Evansfor havingtosearchfor mejust to findmeasleepintheden

Maze Taylor

I, MazeTaylor, of naptime, IncrediblePizzaand pink hair, hereby leaveMs Millen?sonly desk to Iris Trentham; complainingabout art to EvieBartlett; my whiteplatformcrocsto Lydia Glomski; ?Gemini Rights?by SteveLacy to Amirah Abdus-Salaam; Ms Wilson's office to Saniya Young, Rian Tyler, Hannah Burt and Adrianna Meachum; Statistics napsto Mr V ; Art History imagequizzesto Saniya Covington; MsAskew?sstudy room to Helen Dunlap

Lea " without an H" Thomas

I, Lea Thomas, of ?your mom? jokes, overusing ?slay,? the under five-feet club and dress-code violations, hereby leave Tatler to Averie Howell and Molly Kirshbaum; Facing History and last year?soutdoor lunchesto Helen Dunlap; Covid during senior speechesand ditching winter formal to Florence Yu; snack visits and accidentally skipping Beta Club to Ms Akers; constant AP Calculus BC complaining to Caroline Hunt; off-topic AP Bio conversations to Dr Sorin; 10/10 nachos to Sage Dining; thebeginning of JSA to Ms Karol; JCC lifeguarding to Mia Engelberg and Lily Kate Heard; world-ly complaining to Mr Nichols; BBYO x JSA to you know who you are; the U S Government andthe10 question test to Mr Smith; iconic Tatler art to Ellis Rougeou; morning drives toschool withStellafrom beforeI coulddriveto Sarah Blen; thebest JSA emailsandsecretary-ing to Eliza Herman; my pre-swim meet anxiety to Mary-Kate Kalodimos; semi-beef-full and not turning in FRQ packets to Mr Soun; IC ?23 and the last remaining Jalenak to Kyra Jalenak; the past six yearsof stressto St Mary?s

Accomplishment:

Accomplishment:

I survivedSMS

Apology:

I apologizetonoone for nothing

Julia van " Loser" Hoozer

I Julia Van Hoozer of being late because my cat was sleeping on me College Board losing my AP exam, keeping thevending machinein theBuckman alive, posting up on @turkeynation and snoozing in Weir Study, hereby leave the school and leave all my former responsibilities and obligations to no one I apologizeto everyonewho thought they would receive ashout out but know I am doing you a favor by givingyou nothingtofeel responsiblefor asyouhaveenough responsibilities May my legacy rest inpeaceat SMS(thishadtobe100words)

Accomplishment: I went tothenurseevery day of highschool

Apology: I apologizetoDr Sorinfor leavingyour classsomany timestogotothebathroom

Accomplishment: I survivedhighschool

Apology:

I apologizetoMr Sounfor not spendingenoughtime focusing oncalculus.