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Class of 2023 Legacies.

ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL SCHOOL

Shifa " PMS" Panjwani

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I, Shifa Panjwani, of Collierville and demon mode activities, hereby leave Point Master to Bronwyn Saatkamp; insanecomments, sick looks, extreme voice memos and odd discussions to Laurel Lund; Proofs (it islegitimate) to Izzy Isaacs, Averie Howell, Eliza Herman, Maggie Kustoff and the rest of them; celebrity ranking listsin all nine of my math classes and Panera sessionsto Mr Soun; my profound thoughts and happiness to Ms Ray; engineering projects made of extraordinary materials to Mr Nichols; too many sick comments, my fear of not having a badge, never being in ALAPPand being lateto Coach; my doll from approximately kindergarten to the senior den; TikTok comments and Calculus mastery (when she is rarely there) to Erica Ormseth; extremely chaotic emails to Ms Brooks; the yearbook senior pages to Mila Szatkowski and Genesis Martin; my locker shelves to Megan Gulla; prayers for AP Bio to anyone taking it; AP Macro to Eliza Herman (possibly); the senior lot to Scarlett Putnam; serenity, calmness and the future of St Mary?s to Maggie Kustoff; ALAPP snack and the Burt family comedic endeavorsto Hannah Burt; theJalenak legacy to Kyra Jalenak; smilesand all joy to Ms Wilson; funny chapel talks to Father Sandy; extremeout-of-pocket commentsto Parker Hedges; thecafeteriato Sadie Dattel; my Tessieandall of my possessionsto St Mary?s

Anna Douglas " Sunny D" Piper

Accomplishment:

I successfully madeit into Coach'sALAPP

3/4of highschool

Apology:

I apologizetoMs

Walker for incessant photorequests for everything

I AnnaDouglasPiper of Atlanta rabiesand red (?) hair hereby leaveVictory Ranch shushing and undeserved fear to the Class of ?26; allergy shotsto Ms Evans; missing cleatsand unanswered textsto Coach B; Coach B, ?char?names and all of Turkey country to Varsity Lacrosse; long runs, hotel rooms and massage guns to Claire Dyer, Addison Elliot and Meagan Miller; family of four gatheringsto Cat Carney and Maddie Barden; thelacrossedefensiveunit to Caroline Holtzclaw, Marlee Bostick, Eliza Herman, Chloie Madden and suddenly Josie Block; rideshomeand ?hey, buddies!? to Cate Ciaramitaro and Maggie Taylor; the entire city of Houston to Mr Smith; Sunny D, Mr V and endlesschatter to Emily Smith & the Junior Corner; February beach trips stolen leather pantsand lacrossefear to Emery Taylor; lunch tables and those random chairs to Claire Chauhan, Riley Stewart and Anna Smith; every pink Starburst ever and continuousapologiesto Ms Askew; SLGsand Dr Sorin to Sydney Shanker, Ellie Royal and Jourdan Russell; All of Idlewild to Claire Chauhan Lydia Ford and Kate Wolfkill; MemphisCommuniversity Mr Soun?slove& fear, luck for next year?sProofsclassand thesuperior sideof theroom to Maggie Kustoff, Izzy Isaacs, Mary Kate Kaladimos, Caroline Garrett and Celia Poag; my entire literary library to Ms Ray; Carillon spreadsheetsand Target non-alcoholic cider to Ms Segars; StuCo leadership to Averie Howell and Mila Szatkowski; dry humor, unknown callersand enormousgratitudeto Ms Brown and Ms Brooks; heart-shaped rocks, every ounce of love and my own mother to Ms Poag; taco piñatas, surprise parties, closet cleanouts and clear bins, heating pads, pumpkin carving, infinite texts, imaginary conversations, part-timejobs, all the January birthdays, 3/4 of my ALAPPs and my entireheart to Coach Hensarling; Coach and thecoolest outfitsto AC Hensarling; all of my material assetsto Lillian Nazarova; my mind, soul and body to Katie Piper; all of my time and love to Student Council; everything I haveleft to St Mary?s

Kate " Plate" Prillaman

I, Kate Prillaman, of tiny cars, romance novels, ?Pride and Prejudice? and drawn heart chains, hereby bequeath funky earringsand theghost of JaneAusten to Elizabeth MacQueen; theDramaClub bulletin board, thegood mic tape, my wedding dressand takingcareof Ms Ragan to Adriana McDonald; theSegars/Ray/Poaghallway to Alice Lee, Evie Fore and Juliana Rutschman; theSMSBook Club to Claudia Ribeiro and Kat Rogers; LittleTimmy Tim to Mr V; drawn heart chainsto Erin Dambrie; addictivetheater gossip to Natalie Smith, Blaney Rowe and Saniya Covington; my copy of ?Shawshank Redemption?my color-coded bookshelf my beautiful illustration of a dog and athousand drawn heartschainsto Ms Ray; all my deepest darkest secrets and all my free periodsto Ms Poag; somemoresecrets, all my Friday ALAPPsand Lyon County, Ky, to Dr Lyon; thetheater kid lifeto Coach; my sanity my love apricots Costco nuts my undying appreciation for Dr Ouzts every squishmallow I own ?you don? t know my life!?andmy boot collectionto Ms Segars; party dresses, hoursof rehearsal andtheghost of Mertie Buckman to Lacy Ferrell and Phoebe Jenkins; broken champagne glasses to Baylus Schaffler and Afifa Shah; the second soprano section to Mila Szatkowski; ?Let Me Entertain You? ?Loch Lomond? funky socks care of Chamber, Gracie the Llama and years of friendship I will cherish forever to Karnes; the drama club buckets, Ms Ragan thehairstylist, bouncy housesand taking careof Ms Millen and all of her llamasto Elle Fowler; taking care of EttaJamesto Lilly Coggin; LSU socksand ?Prideand Prejudice?ticketsto Mr Brooks; theshawl that will keep me warm as I climb the Swiss Alps to Lillie Ireland; the Metal Museum to Stella Pitzer; and all the classical influences, all thedrama, my sewingabilities, tea-length dressesandsomuchmoreto Grandma Prills

Angela " Arob" Roberts

Accomplishment:

I cannameall 193 countries

Apology:

I apologizetoMr Soun for beingworseat chess thanafive-year-old

I, AngelaRoberts, of rock climbing, terriblehandwriting and Nalgenes, leavecandy visitson latehomework nights, so many picsof you sleeping, Zonebar stashes, my drawer of SMSgear, going 60 on North Parkway, our bathroom free of my clutter, the best little car you?ll ever know and all of my love and admiration to Lucy Roberts; the sad/scary music two hours into my dad?s road-trip playlist, my climbing pants, flying rubber chickens and a wonderful high school experienceto MC Hitt; arranging ridesat 3:14pm to The Twinlins; Dum Dum candy breaks and ?Magic TreeHouse?booksto Ella Townsend and Casey Jang; Corey?sfreechalk climbing club seniority and thebest 18th birthday to Alice Lee; thegreatest SMCF committeeto Averie Howell and Sydney Shanker; MOCS Kaje?s?wannaseeacool move??and theSMSclimbing club to Lucy Roberts, MC Hitt and Alice Lee; 15-minute Latin moments, general confusion and awkward silencesto Ella Curlin; Stakem and Pleasantscandy runsand all of my crossword knowledgeto Claudia Ribeiro; theentirety of themiddleschool climbing club to Abigail Brown and Georgia Ann Hernandez; weird candy and all my Algebraadviceto AC Hensarling; my belay witch blanket cape, the comfiest shoes and Perler bead masterpieces to Ms Karol; my bestselling book ?Ponies!? and punishments to Mr Soun; playdough GTP and doomsday conversations to Dr Sorin; goblin stance and a lunch of breads to Ms Love; thecutest baby awardandmy ever-improvingcleanformto Coach Claire

Erika " Bob" Ross

I, Erika Ross, of French club, Chick-fil-A runs, sweet tea and Auburn University, leave the French Club to Averie Howell, Emily Smith and Emma Spillyards; SMCF Lower School Committee to Reeya Sharma; my LSU sweatshirt and the couch in Ms Love?s room to Lillian Nazarova; the red chairs in Mme Brown?s room to Chloie Madden; Ms Segars Huey's and Sadie Dattel to Lindsey Massey; Segars?office to Evie Fore; side eye, awkward hall chats and lunch shenanigans to Sadie Dattel; Cookout, Chick fil A and El Toro Loco to Scarlett Putnam; F2 free, IrisKolb and all of the Aftercarekidsto Juliana Rutschman; endlessamountschildren in your office, plenty of CS Lewis and turkey pepperoni to Ms Segars; Hunter Fair to Josie Block, Mary Paige Scott, Lila Johnston and Addison Elliott; Auburn University to Caroline Hill; the library study rooms Starbucks runs and random emailsregarding my whereaboutsto Ms Kerst; Ms AliciaRossto Ms Evans and Ms Brooks; Bridge Builders USA and the BBCLC to Claire Chauhan; Student Ambassadors, room decorating and David Yurman to Sydney Shanker; a good grade on the AP Stat exam to Emmie Infield and Mia Engelberg; and last but not least, infinite hallway hugs and hellos to my dear Ms Ray

Erin " Rin" Roy

Accomplishment:

I saw aTikToker inthe mall once

Apology:

I apologizetoMr V for makingyoudofit checks every day

I, Erin Roy, of breakfast hauls, shortening every word and Bronny James, leave my Honda Accord, Sadie Dattel, Jerry Dover, ?he?s staring at me? comments at every MUS track meet, ?tutoring? during every basketball practiceand thefutureof theSMSbasketball team to Laurel Lund; my driverslicense, atirefrom my car, 10% of my futureincome and asigned autograph if I makeit big to Addie Hook and Ava Cohen; HonorsMarginalized Voices in Literatureto Scarlett Putnam; every book that I haveever read to Jourdan Russell; socks with holes in them, apples everyday, weird lunch combinations and Gold Peak tea to Sadie Dattel; the library, spray deodorant, babysitting Sadie Dattel and Joakim Dodson to Genesis Martin; TimotheeChalamet (my second boyfriend) to Bianca Dishmon; Coach Norton to McCall Ward and Caesy Scobey; my neighborhood (including every house in it) to Lillie Ireland; my practice jersey missed layups and thegroup chat that no onetalkson to the SMS basketball team; basketball no coachesto all the fallen sophomore hoopers; my badge (that I never have) to Lauren Ehrhart; daily singing videos from choir to Landry Boswell; unnecessary commentary and overall confusion to third period AP Statistics; themintsin theofficeto Ms Evans; fit checks, floss, M&M?sand our onlinetextbook to Mr V ; Keanu Reevesand too muchpopcornto Ms Dunlap; my chipped toothand itsmedical billsto St Mary?s

Accomplishment: Takingway too many APs

Apology: I apologizetoDr Sorinfor dropping APBio.

Accomplishment: I directedaplay

Apology: I apologizeto Mr Brooksfor crashinghis Chemistry classeswhenI'm bored

Accomplishment: I amthetrueMs Segars' dupe

Apology: I apologizetoMme Brownfor beingthebest FrenchClub president ever

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