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Class of 2023 Legacies.
ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL SCHOOL
Maha " liluzivirk" Virk
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I, Maha Virk, of sharks, ties, Rhodes College and Toby, hereby leave my mental breakdowns, lunch chairs, being way too loud in the breezeway, cross-country trips and getting yelled at by Coach at every practice to Claire Dyer; cross-country tripsand theEnlightenment to Addison Elliot; conversationswith Claireto Helen Dunlap; carpooling, Shifa?shouse, thegolf carts, car rides, Dunkin? , mailbox, brown movies, looloopookie? , brown life, coconuts, Target runs, poetry class and aggressive physical contact in the halls to Anum Raza; rager room 908 Nutter Butters medical procedureroom 908 Powderpuff YIG & MUN thechairs frolicking in the halls, my ALAPPS, Germantown, scary movies, Target, trying not to laugh during AP Lang and everything I?m not supposed to tell peopleto Anna Smith; rager room 908, Nutter Butters, medical procedure room 908 Pakistan and Muslim boys to Sarah Moon; always being injured during XC to Yusra Siddiq; awkward eye contact and conversations in the halls, the drive to Powderpuff, Facetime, Desmond Bane and occasional deep convos to Aleesha Awaan; awkwardness to Hafsa Quereshi; Dylan O?Brien and staring at each other in the halls to Sophie Fernandez; suffering through track workouts together to Mollie Wexler; awkward poetry readingsto Mary Paige Scott, Lily Hirsh, Emily Smith and Ellis Rougeou; thelunch chairs, ugly Derby Day pictures and fighting me in thehallsto Claire Chauhaun; high-fiving during track practices to Abigail Fernandez; my life crises on your couch and ALAPPSto Ms Love; running my life updates my occasional rants and my lack of leadership abilities during practice to Coach; all my last period frees to Ms Poag; my fear of speaking to Ms Ray; out of pocketness to Dr Brown; failing out of pre-BC and mental breakdownsto Mr Soun; andlastly 11yearsof painandhappinessto St Mary?s

Elizabeth " Lizzy" Wen

Accomplishment:
I amknownas"that Harry Potter girl "
Apology:
I apologizeto DMFfor interruptingclass becauseI'm hungry
I, Elizabeth Wen, of Universal Studios, Harry Potter lanyardsand blondebangs, hereby leavethetitleof golf senior to Adriana McDonald; daily lunch updates during humanities and ?Mmm, sour cream? to DMF; the Humanities Irish jig to Katie Hill; conversationsand chocolateto Ms Evans; ?My Soul?sBeen Anchored?to Chamber?s first sopranos section; a broken computer to Naomi Betapudi; Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious dance to Saniya Young; Grogu to Ms Goodman; Itto?sconstellationsto Eliza Lawhead; K-pop and all my biasesto Lydia Glomki, Celine Kim and Day Galbreath; Love?sfourth period freeperiod/study hall to Sophie Jordan Stella Pitzer Lydia Glomski and Sarah Blen; ?A Business Proposal? and zipper mishaps Afifa Shah; pretty party dresses to Phoebe Jenkins, Lacy Ferrell, Afifa Shah and Evie Bartlett; my Harry Potter lanyard to Erin Dambrie; the whole golf team to Hana Barber; bad recorder music to Ms Loden; senior speech ideasto Ms Rogers; hallway greetingsand being eccentric to Ms Love; Vietnamese name pronunciations to Dr Lyon; the title of best club sponsor to Ms Bielskis and Ms Love; spilled champagne glasses to Lily Coggins; wrong names to Mr V ; my chair in the first soprano section to McNaron Gray; my third quarter F in Honors Chem to Ms Dunlap; tears on stage and senior circles to Ms Ragan and Ms Madden; always eating in class and love for Priscilla to Mrs Millen; my love and support to Charlotte Hernandez; love and a box of Godiva chocolate to Ms Kim; dresses that barely fit to Elle Fowler; falling asleep on the desk next to the window to Ms Ray; fantabulous outfits to Mother Miranda; and lastly, anunfinishedtermpaper to Dr Lyon, Ms Bielskis and Ms Akers
Accomplishment: I wasinthetop 001%of Lil Peep's listeners
Apology: I apologizetoMs Lovefor occasionally dumpingmy life problemsonher
Amor " Moneybagg Mo" Williams
I, Amor Williams, of never partaking in school activities, hereby leave my role as ?Best Dressed?to Montana Pierce and Amirah Abdus-Salaam; all of my loveand daily rants to Ms Wilson; thejunior commonsto Laurel Lund and Scarlett Putnam; my dancebag to Rian Tyler; thecrazy kidsdanceclassto Helen Dunlap; ?Hey Gang!?to Mr V; never coming to ALAPP to Mr Nichols; Steve Harvey?s game show position as the host of ?Family Feud?to Jocelyn Oropeza; atwo pack of Jergens lotion to Kamryn Keith; and thehardest, most painful sevenyearsof my lifeto St Mary?s

Callie " Frannie Lou" Wittmann
Accomplishment: I know thelyricstopretty much every Sondheimsong
Apology:
I apologizetoMs Goodmanfor interruptingyour conversations totalk about KevinWilson.
I Callie Wittmann of fake ginger hair excessive hallway singing and a messy den cubby leave MUSTC, Fudge, Fockler, KJ and Posson to Lacy Ferrell, Elle Fowler, Sarah Blen, Baylus Schaffler and Erin Dambrie; Dungeonsand DragonsClub, curly hair tipsand late Tatler articles to Ella Curlin; my sister Maren to US teachers; $50 in advance for the vending machinefor my sister because shewill comebother you for it to Ms Ross; couch criesand midnight emailsto Ms Brooks; Kevin Wilson to Ms Goodman; and awinning Grizzliesseasonanda?legitimate?Proofsclasstomy mortal frenemy Mr Soun

Sophie " Fifi" Younker
Accomplishment: I never gotoany school events, purposefully
Apology: I apologizetoMr Nicholsfor barely comingtoALAPP
I Sophie Younker of claiming I?m not a theater kid burning myself out and hoarding too many gift cards hereby leave my role of featured dancer to Elle Fowler; my weird interpretive dances in anatomy and taking care of Dr Sorin to Caroline Hunt and Mary-Kate Kalodimos; ?twah herunin about the braes,? band and choir tour dramaand taking careof Ms Millen to Karnes; ?OPEN YOUR EYES,?icefoot baths, thesmell of biofreeze, tiger balm, feet and long walkstotheMTSU dining hall to Rian Tyler; theroleof JD in ?Heathers,? theworst quick changesever and all of my Von Trapp sibling loveto Day Galbreath; screaming finger waves across the hall, making the most terrifying faces, sending weird TikToks to each other and my 18-hour-long theater playlist to Phoebe Jenkins; taking horrendous videos of the theatre boysat MUS, many latenightsat thetheater, and taking careof Mrs Ragan to Lacy Ferrell; Humanitiesmoments, staying up all night to finish projects and taking care of DMF to Katie Hill and Naomi Betapudi; harmonies that are quite literally impossible, theinteresting Christmas show and taking care of Ginato Erin Dambrie, Lilly Coggin and MC Hitt; spilling water bottles, dead pointe shoes, bruised toenails and blisters, ballet drama and taking care of Ms Mandy to Holden Taylor; struggling to stand up, ?you?re making my teeth itch,? llamas, ?sit down and contemplate your sins,? literal cult behavior and difficult harmonies to all of my Chamber gals; weird dad jokes lil Timmy Tim and struggling in Statistics to Mr V ; telling every little detail about my life fun conversations, hallway hugsand all of my loveto Ms Ray and Ms Segars; interpretivedances, strangeclass greetings, late nights working on posters or studying and being my literal best friend to Dr Sorin; hugs and kissesto Ms Kim; argumentsover stupid things, ?I loveyou babies,?strangetextsandbeingstupid together to Cindi Younker; ?beefy?longrantsand franticphoneconversationsto Ms Ragan
Accomplishment: I never havefreetime
Apology: I apologizeto Dr Sorinfor turning everythingyou teachusintoan interpretive dance