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Meghana " Meg" Madasu

I MeghanaMadasu of fashion advice fried hair bad driving ?do not disturb?and atorn ACL leaveMUS cheer to Amalia Shapiro and Mary Porter Field; Coach Collin, Mako Mermaidsand swim in general to Josie Block; Saturday-morning runs, pumpkin carving, Shelby Farms 6 am hills, broken bus rides and Jonathan?sgrill to the cross-country Team; after school runswith asideof therapy and pre-meet anxiety to Claire Dyer; Black Music in America and Ms Millen to Kelsi Cowles and Riley Stewart; my presence during classand torn up detentionsto Dr Brown; APStat, matching cars, SMCF and Ellie?s25-cent hotel to Erica Ormseth; the many many Fashion Club meetings held this year to Mother Miranda; hallway patrol to whoever has enough time; unnecessary information, boyfriends and Mr Nichols? room to Kennedy Polk; THRIVE Fashion Show and Good Egg Jewelry to Claire Ledbetter; Madison Burt to Hannah Burt; breezeway days to F1 Monsters; daily check-ins to Mr T; amazing Anatomy and Physiology presentations to Caroline Hunt; Precalculus AB to Mary Paige Scott; awkward waves in the hall to Aleesha Awaan; Good Fortune chicken wingsto Dr Sorin; theN in M EA N to Ellie Royal; XC injuriesto Yusra Siddiq; ALAPPto Mr Nichols; 15yearsof light & lifeto St Mary's

Arden " Ardonaut" Miller

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Accomplishment:

I amaWoodlandWarrior at theroot

Apology:

I apologizetoMs Dunlap for interruptionsinclass andsteppingonchemistry labequipment

I, Arden Miller, of bare feet, loud coughing and Woodland, leave my brother, Silas and Anna Caris, honestly, my entire family and ?carrying the boats? to Parker Hedges; taking a math test at least two weeks late not even showing up to math when there is a test and Tanner Williams to Erica Ormseth; claiming you?re taking Byars to dances, getting bullied in math and elite sarcasm to Hannah Chatellier; despicable purple rain soccer and Coach Patrick to Kelsi Cowles; MUS JV basketball (even though hopefully not next year) to Maggie Linkous; looksof mutual shock in math classto Emmie Infeld; being on your phonein class to Caroline Hunt; something mean so shecan learn to bemeaner to Mary Paige Scott; people not knowing if your name is Terry or Izzy to Izzy Isaacs; prayers of not getting called ?annoying? in Spanish to Averie Howell; being a Woodland Warrior to Rosie Mullinax Casey Scobey and Abby Rothrock; spin off of your real namenicknameto Eliza Herman; kettlebell high pulls, injury reportsand ?thisismy gym, nooneelsecan beinhere?to Coach Claire; your desk to Mr Soun; my loud water bottleto Dr Sorin; and all thelovingkindnessfromthedepthsof my heart to St Mary's

Ellie " Unielliecorn" Monaghan

I, EllieMonaghan, of teatimes, hallway screaming, dress-codebreaksand loud outbursts, leaveMs Fletcher?s baby to Alana Wade, Clementine Taylor and Meagan Miller; the other half of my brain, Poptarts, crying, Shelby Farms walks Target runs baby talk high school men Chick-fil-A wedgies perfect teeth a Daisy Keech peach motorboats Lululemon sports bras matcha Aquaphor Tanner Williams Lana my mom and dad and all of theself-confidencein theworld to Erica Ormseth (babes #1); greasy hair, TikTok thirst traps, the name ?shay,? giant meals before tennis, my dancing coordination, B?s, emo vibes and Aurora to Izzie Tonkin (babes#2); gossip and going out to lunch to Anum Raza; SMStennisteam Matt Fuery and theOasis to Claudia Ribero; all of my gossip, drama and boy problems to Dr Stakem, Ms Brooks and Ms Askew; boy who must not benamed to Coach; theU Club to Riley Stewart; Erica?smental health to Soriya Nazor; Mr V?s classroom and my legacy to Emily Smith; the sanity to deal with Grace to Cate Ciaramitaro; the Fletchlap bond, memories, boycott, snacks, Facetimewith my brother and music to Ms Fletcher; my first and middle name to Ms Fletcher?s next child; Nolan Yaren to Ellie Royal; 15 years of my time to SMS; the entirety of my lifeto Ms Evans; all of my psychotic tendencies to Kelsi Cowles; senior skip and lunch train to Class of 24; my athleticism and amazing tennis strokes to Ms Fogarty; that one detention you gave me andthat I never attendedto Mr Harbor

Caroline " COB" O'Brien

Accomplishment:

I grew thelargest cupcollectionin my cubby

Apology:

I apologizetoDr Sorin for never allowingquiet work timeduring

I Caroline O?Brien of Midtown Shirley Temples and texting the wrong person leave weekly dentist appointments to Mr Brooks; frolicking, rager room 908, Jimmy John?s, group lunch, full names, Nutter Butters, $1 notes, flushing and study roomsto Sarah Moon and Anna Smith; out-of-pocket commentsto Dr Brown; Munford men and CBHS track practices to Laurel Lund; our lovely neighborhood and sketchy Nashville hotels to Lydia Ford; loving kindness to Mother Miranda; CBHS games and dances, Instagram story posts and bingo to McNaron Gray; concussions, headphones, basketball boys, family photos/facetimes andnapsinthenurse?sofficeto Ava Cohen; 300hurdles shinsplintsand sandtherapy to Bronwyn Saatkamp Claire Ledbetter and Khaki Callan; Bundt cakes and WHAP to Coach; YIG and MUN and a 1 on the APUSH exam to Dr Lyon; weightlifting, pre-gamenaps, tonsof comments on Insta posts, sunshineand track warmups to Carroline Robinson; nurse?s officesnacks never-ending volleyball practice random haircuts and Big TimeRush to Shelby Williams; ibuprofen, weighted teddy bearsand ?shewon? t bein classtoday?emails to Nurse Caroline and Ms Ross; EVERY PAIR OF JEANSI OWN to Ms Millen and every choir girl; rizz to MC Smith; Gamepigeon and Reese?speanut butter cupsto Lindsey Massey; Christmassnack mix my older sister and three cups of coffee to Coach Duncan; senior chocolate, Tipton county and mental health days to Ms Evans; my ABCs, handturkeys, four squareandmany tearsto St Mary?s

Eva " Aves" Ogbeide

I Eva Ogbeide of Chicago spelling bees and ?30 minutes down Poplar Ave? leave the BSA to Saniya Young Rian Tyler and Kennedy Graham; SMS Track to Bronwyn Saatkamp; Austin Butler to Montana Pierce; ICBMsto Coach; best freshman award and thebest of luck to Maggie Taylor and Leighton Visinsky; ?Hamlet,? MOL tears and endless respect to Ms Ray; Manie Musicale to 4th period French IV; Nassi to Reeya Sharma; mind-melting revelations at 11 in the morning to Dr Sorin; 4th period French IV my appreciation for French history and ?Mets du respect dans ton bac? to Dr Brown; ?Bisclavret? to Kennedy Polk and Clare Griffin; smiles in the hallway and my favorite math class to Ms Loden; MUS track meets, long jump and triple jump to Laurel Lund and McCall Ward; 100,000 lifesavers to Mr V; lotion to Naomi Betapudi and Lauren Watson; best hair and every black artist who has ever walked this planet to Amirah Abdus-Salaam; passing H Chem and loud ALAPPs to Ms Dunlap; the second warmup lap and my name to Eva Hogan; college pep talks to Ms Brown; O period lifeupdates, my favoritebooksand my immeasurableappreciation to Ms Bielskis; ?Sharika?to Chloe Polk; a new bag and justice for the stolen one to Lauren Watson; all of my gratitude and love to Ms Wilson; andmy sister OsatoOgbeide to St Mary?s (goodluck)

Sara " Ott" Ottinger

Accomplishment:

I havemanagedtopass Statisticsdespitenever understanding

Apology:

I apologizetoMs Love for consistently writing anddrawingbut never submittingtoBel Let

I, SaraOttinger, of emos, shag haircuts, Dungeons& Dragonsand poor volumecontrol, hereby leavegossip first thing in themorning and driving likeamaniac to Holden Taylor; rats, bats, maybecatsand gnomehatsto Ella Curlin; cursed siblings and panicked eye contact to Lizzie MacQueen; texting their sister to complain about seeing them in the gym to Karnes; forcing people to be my friend to Adriana McDonald and Celia Poag; being thebest Smith with oneexception to Natalie Smith; making awkward eyecontact on stageto Elle Fowler and Lacy Ferrell; believing long distance is possible and love will live on to Lauren Woods; AP Computer Science and awkward silences to Eva Ferdinand Izzie Cochran Katherine Williams Florence Yu and Caroline Chandler; senior lot to Zoe McMullen; the entire theater department at every high school to Erin Dambrie; every single numetal artist known to man to Lydia Glomski; weird lake algae and processing relationship strugglessuccessfully to Alice Lee; ?? yeah, but thisonegoesto eleven!?to Ms Goodman; all the love and support the entire Earth has to offer to Ms Wilson; ?In the Bleak Midwinter? to Mother Miranda; daily ?hi? and ?bye? check-ins with a side of oversharing to Ms Askew; the Terrapins, Hokies and Huskies to Ms Brooks; informational emails, aninsanely personal connectionwithHamlet andTS Eliot?s?Four Quartets? to Ms Ray; overheating, babysitter connectionsand letting shamediein thelight to Ms Segars; ALL REALS! and my ?permanent sin/cos? tattoo to Ms Loden; every ounce of positivity I have left in my body to Mr Van Voorst; the?real reason I ever started doingtheater?to Coach Hensarling; post-show callsat 10 pm whileI?m still in the parking lot to Ms Madden; George Wickham to Ms Ragan; the rest of my life since you already know most of it to Ms Ross; a sincere apology for the amount of Advil and stomach aches I?ve had to Nurse Caroline and Nurse Guyton; andall my tears love andgratefulnessto St Mary?s ? toodles!

APRIL 28, 2023

Accomplishment: I met Priscilla

Presley

Apology: I

Accomplishment: I listenedtotheangel onmy shoulder most of thetime

Apology: I apologizetoCoachfor never goingtothat one detention

Accomplishment: I attendedthesame school for morethan threeyears

Apology:

I apologizetoMs Love for not signingout of ALAPP

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