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Camille " Camilk" Smith

I, Camille?Camilk'' Smith, leaveJeff, Torchy?s, babysitting Sarah, that onescenefrom ?Hereditary?and that creepy wolf from ?Pussin Boots2?to Natalie Smith; Mr Smith, Evan, Mock Trial busand ? birthday?to Karnes; being theresident plague doctor to Ella Curlin; being theGreat Gnometo Lizzie McQueen; ?Go Saints" being Averie?sPR manager and misogyny to Reeya Sharma; my eyeliner pencil ?Elle Woods! Sorry my mistake!? and Ben Cheng to Elle Fowler; Squishmallows cows and iced vanilla lattes to Stella Pitzer; BuzzFeed quizzes and Elle Woods energy to Montana Pierce; Stella and Natalie to Sarah Blen; Aerie flare leggings and power to Lacy Ferell; Gartic Phone to Charlotte Hernandez, Aleesha Awan, Lily Coggin, Day Galbreath and Baylus Schaffler; ?London Bridge'' by Fergieto Maya Iyengar; being theInstagram influencer of the Mock Trial team to Averie Howell; Lana Del Rey vinyl to Bianca Dishmon; being in an eternal Reputation era to Caroline Hill and Mary Elizabeth Dyer; the sickest shoe game to Hana Barber; the blue couch in Ms Segar?s room to Helen Dunlap; parisian bathrooms to Quill Ferguson; Miss Independent to Zoe McMullen; the Sims 4 enemies-to-lovers and Monster High to Alice Lee; Phoebe Bridgers to Anna Smith; all the Instagram hype to Kate Wolfkill; Belles Lettres ballots to Celia Poag; kleptomaniacy to Anum Raza; Laura?s boy problems to Izzy Issaacs; ?A Little Life? by Hanya Yanagihara to SJ Jordan; MUSTC to Erin Dambrie; Torchy?s queso, male social hierarchy tests and squishmallows to Ms Segars; aPepsi-Colacaketo Mr Brooks; classical influenceand camp to Ms Prillaman; President of theBeg to Differ Fan Club to Ms Loden; Le Mot to Dr Brown; a lot of love and appreciation to Ms Brooks; goblin mode to Ms Love; Mock Trial, Bill Clinton impressions, Girl Scout cookiesand sad emails to Mr Smith; adding ?Gone Girl? by Gillian Flynn to the Women?s Studies curriculum to Ms Bielskis; hating ?Pygmalion? to Ms Ray; all of my trips to Starbucks and absences to Ms Evans; thestatisticsmusicvideo withTimothéeChalamet to Mr V; andlast, but certainly not least, coffeeto Julie Kyle
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Mia " So-fk-er" Soefker
Accomplishment: I listenedtoover 4,100hoursof music inhighschool
Apology: I apologizeto Mr Smithfor correctingall of hisspelling mitakes
I, Mia Soefker, of Miami and the library, leave the library, car rides, weird boys, good music, free therapy, roast sessions, uwu, daily lunches, Paulina and soccer to Sadie Dattel; confidence and uncontrollable laughter to Coach Patrick Kabano; the ability to get through F1 and F2 without dying of starvation and singing to Mr Smith; cupcakesand smilesto Mr V; art class, music sessions, thebest complimentsand anew car to Virginia Skipworth; my sanity and prom to my right-hand man, Ms Dunlap; Mr Smith, PhoebeBridgers, theUnited StatesGovernment and Mr Smith?ssanity to Anna Smith; ?I?m sorry, pleasejust let medrop it?to Dr Stakem; music history, theater and resilienceto Evie Bartlett; theright sideof thefieldto Jocelyn Oropeza; soccer goalsandthetopof thefieldto Bronwyn Saatkamp; ?scholars?field napsand my littlesister to Ms Rogers; treats Chick-fil-A sandwiches hugs endless love and violin to Casey Jang; endless comfort, love and support to Ms Bielskis; the soccer goal and invisibleearmuffs from Patrick to Mac Gray and Lauren Watson; Chickasaw and forever friendship to Charlotte Stakem; life-changing classes to Ms Ray and Ms Segars; bus rides to Laurel Lund; every sport there is to Leighton Visinsky; flossing to Ana Thompson; hallway smiles and squishmallows to Helen Dunlap; next year?s soccer fateand Paulina?ssafety to Julia Jabbour, Bronwyn Saatkamp, Mary Paige Scott, Laurel Lund and Kat Rogers; daily updates (videos) on Mr Smith?s classes to Lilly Longsworth; ?can you cover my shift?? and complaints from Karens to Lillian Nazarova and Scarlett Putnam; lifesaving moments to Ms Poag; and lastly, tears love laughs manateesandmy preciousPaulinato St Mary?s


Accomplishment:
I have400 StarbucksReward points
Apology: I apologizeto Mr McCalla for accidentally stealingyour calculator