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Class of 2023 Legacies.

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ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL SCHOOL

Keyona " Keanu" Hooker

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Accomplishment:

I havethemost shoes

Apology:

I apologizetoCoach

I, KeyonaHooker, of ?social issues," alwaysin Segarsroom and transitionslover, leaveTHE DOOR and THE FIREPLACE to Ellis Rougeou; Buckman?s backstage and the entire ?Sound of Music? set to Adriana McDonald and Celia Poag; stage-right window and Sundays of Tech Week to Celine Kim; frosted animal crackers and flavor-blasted Goldfish to Segars' Room Residents; doodles on the prop table to Florence Yu; Mr Roberts to Lucy Roberts; Lucy Roberts to Mr Roberts; my failed Comp Sci tests and quizzes to Florence Yu and Stephanie Chen; art classto Claudia Ribeiro, Yusra Siddiq, Naomi Betapudi, Julie Kyle and Evie Fore; my love and admiration to Katie Lam; awkward greetings (I am so sorry) to Marin Thompson; free-periodmeetingsto Ms Askew

Haniyah " Hanini" Ismail

I, HaniyahIsmail, of living26secondsaway from school, 8thgradecheetahprint hair and?Malu? leavewriting Valentine?sDay letters for Dr Sorin to Caroline Hunt; aconstant reminder of Mr V?s Skittles compilation video to Mia Engelberg and Emmie Infeld; French club dinners to Emily Smith; every jokeMr Smith hasmadein APGov to fellow comrade Anna Smith; Taylor Swift poetry and Ms Prillaman?s art history knowledge to Anum Raza; saving St Mary?s to Scarlett Putnam and Laurel Lund; Mamma Mila stickers to Mila Szatkowski; winter formal pictures to Eleanor Chandler; student name tags to Mr V; mosquito-bite itch cream and blue lollipops to Dr Sorin; three foot Eiffel Tower carriers to Dr Brown; weekly emails from my mom to Ms Evans; Toni Morrison merchandise to Ms Goodman; the only year I liked and understoodmathto Ms Loden; ?TheBoy, theMole, theFox and theHorse?quotesandthefuture of BellesLettresto Ms Love; andmy existential mid-lifecrisisponderingsto Ms Ray

Ava " Her" Jalenak

Accomplishment:

I amthebiggest "Impactical Jokers" fan.

Apology:

I apologizetoMr V for turningall the homework inlate

I, AvaJalenak, of not responding, going M I A and getting lunch from Starbucks, leaveJacobscamp to Amalia Shapiro Emme Infield Ellie Royal and Maddie Barden; BBYO and the JSA to Sydney Shanker Mia Engelberg and Eliza Herman; poetry to Ms Ray; all of my academic success and learning to Mr Soun; St Mary'sathleticsto Sadie Dattel; Valentine?sDay to Alana Wade; SMStennisto Izzie Tonkin, Erica Ormseth, Lillian Nazarova, Anum Raza, Wallis Rogin and Eve Pai; the senior lot to Scarlett Putnam; my room, bathroom, closet, Madison and all my clothesto Abby Rothrock, Emma Spilyards and Ella Jane Riley; Mom and Dad Harvey and Piper my room and all my stuff my humor sister sleepovers camp and this summer in Israel, my wisdom and maturity, our kitchen, Taylor Swift, being my real twin, stealing each othersclothesand makeupandthat bigmirror to Kyra Jalenak; andmy education andchildhoodto St Mary?s

Sofia " Prodigal" Jalenak

28, 2023

Accomplishment: I managedtodyemy hair back toblack

Apology: I apologizetoMr V for dissingtheskittlescompilation video

I SofiaJalenak of criesinthesenior den and way too many absencesmy spring junior year leaveworking out at theMJCC gym to Mia Engelberg and Ms Millen; teaching children in Sunday school to Maddie Barden and Mollie Wexler; BC Calculusworksheetsto Averie Howell; SMSEnglish classesto Julianna Damron and Virginia Skipworth; Massey Woods and longboarding to Ellie Royal; IC 23 to Sydney Shanker; JSA and Jewish summer camp to Eliza Herman; River City board and galentines to Mia Engelberg; Facing History conferencesto Ellie Royal and Sydney Shanker; theJalenak and Ciaramitaro friendship to Kyra Jalenak and Cate Ciaramitaro; Gremlin behavior, the blue couch and ?Twilight? to Mrs Love; crimson red and APGov test two to Mr Smith; ?evoluted?and such vocabulary to Dr Sorin; my absence in World History and bad songs on the speaker to Coach Hensarling; JJJ?s address to Mr Soun; Global Studiesthirdto Addie Hook; hatingHarry Stylesand creepy SantaClausto Brooke Bechtel; heart problemsand APBio to Mary Kate Kaladimos; academic success, River City gamenight and chalk to Wallis Rogin; senior-year track to Maggie Kustoff; the ICONIC mom friend group to Eve Pai and Mollie Wexler; my bed and closet to Ella Jane Riley and Emma Spillyards; my car and TV room to Abby Rothrock; my parents, barking, doing worsethan mein math, my gatecontroller, whitecars, TikTok dances supersonic hearing JacobsCamp friends Israel and my record player to Kyra Jalenak; and lastly my dedicationand commitment of thelast 12yearsto St Mary?s

Grace " Graké" Jones

Accomplishment:

I passedthefirst semester APStat exam

Apology:

I apologizeto

Ms Maddenfor wastingmy talent not doingtheater

I, Grace Jones, of outbursts of song, the 2000s and broken noses, leave professional benchwarming to Emily Smith and Caroline Holtzclaw; F1 workout sessionswith Coach Claireto Josie Block; my 2000splaylist and all my loveto Leighton Visinsky; ?Tangled?to Casey Scobey; theBest Freshmen Ever Award to Cat Carney and Maddie Barden; laughing at awkward times, hallway hellos and church interning to Mary Paige Scott; southern accents safe spaces ?que significa? ? ?grace joooones? and all the dreams (that can also be nightmares) to Señor Harbor; tearful piggyback rides along the banks of the Mississippi River to Sadie Dattel; the future of lacrosse defense to Josie Block, Caroline Holtzclaw, Chloie Madden and Eliza Herman; pejorative language to Ms Ray; annoying Coach B to Kat Rogers and Bronwyn Saatkamp; 1D concerts on bus rides to Mary Paige and Elizabeth Scott; chess days, quests and actual work to next years ?legitimate? Proofs Class; croppedworkout shirts, DUPE, ?dubski?and accidentally sendingTikToksat 2am to Emily Smith; quitting and then unquitting soccer to Caroline Holtzclaw; theend of theJonesLax Dynasty and countlessabsencesat WC Johnson Park to Coach B; ?that littlest Jones?to Ms Brundidge; OléOléOlé Olétothe Lax defense squad; and 14yearsworthof memoriesto St Mary?s

Michelle " MJ" Jun

I, Michelle Jun, of @mjandhercreations, paper flower bouquets, Legos and Moosie?s sister hereby leavealaughter-filled high school experienceto my freshman Hafsa Qureshi; All-West much too long orchestra practices Huey's GamePigeon and Jimmy Johns to Ella Curlin and Sarah Moon; Terry (hehe) to Isabel Isaacs; Wendy (I forget your name often because in my mind you?reWendy) to Celia Poag; Rana, all thesci-fi booksin theuniverse, theroleassenior year band kid, APPhysicsand Ms Goodman to Raina Becker; MarianaZapata booksand AP Psych tests to Elizabeth MacQueen; all my jokes in AP Calc to the only person who understands them, Maggie Kustoff; Mr V, basketball and flying fairies to Emmie Infeld and Mia Engelberg; my love for romance books, crossword puzzles and Dr Stakem and Ms Pleasants? candy stashes to Claudia Ribeiro; my status as the only Korean upperclassman, laughsin band classand ?eshoradecomer?to Celine Kim and Casey Jang; my craft skillsto my crafty sisters Juliana Rutschman and Lydia Ford; theviolinsectionandoboe/flutepartsto my stringlets Emily Larkins, Natalie Smith and Casey Jang; Mr McHenry, funky songsand weird instrumentation to the Band Kids; Dr Stakem and Dr Lyon, mysterious names and hypothetical situations to the Honor Council; ?I have a question for you,? ?Wait? I have one more question actually? and ?Okay this is the last question? to the extraordinarily patient Ms Brooks; andaphenomenal four yearsto St Mary?s

Accomplishment: Finishingmultiple9+ seasonTV shows, like "TheWalkingDead" and "OneTreeHill "

Apology: I apologizetoMr Soun for theAPCalcBC examscoreI will be gettingthisMay (a1)

Accomplishment:

I made63paper flowersfor my classof 2023infour days

Apology:

I apologizetoMs. Dunlap for never doingwell onher first quarter tests.

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