Cam " Camilton" Hart

I, Cam Hart, of the worm, silly monologues and ?Survivor,? leave Jeff Probst, talking to teachers at dances, chocolate chip muffins, umbrella dance, Claudia Ribeiro, adverbs in term paper, Noah Kahan, Arbelord, white team co-captains Matisse Dripolator and mountain vibesonly to Lydia Ford; saving your life Global Scholars the Library of Alexandria, Lydia Ford and meaningful convos to Claudia Ribeiro; coffee, mac' n' cheese, Ms Ray, Plona, Cafe Eclectic, Ms Kerst, future Emory visits and my whole heart to Lydia and Claudia; Tatler, thrifted clothes, pour-over coffee, late-night Facetimes, piety, Promised Land, many Gibson's donuts, Doc Rob, Auntie Carol and an unexpected but much-needed friendship to Brennan Seltzer; Señora Walker memories to Sydney Shanker and Mary Paige Scott; three years of high school fun to Krithika Vaidyanathan; poetry slams and Barb?s catalytic converter to Anna Smith; Britishbeth, freshies4life, Saddle Creek, Bert and Mary Elizabeth Poppins and my smelly car to Caroline Hill, Mollie Wexler and Mary Elizabeth Dyer; Mr Smith ex-goalie title and throwing lax balls at your head to Natalie Smith; being my clone and senior chocolate to Kate Wolfkill; the nickname ?Abigail? to Ashlynn Ostner; @facesofsms to Yusra Siddiq; middle school house Andrew ping pong and your pencil pouch to McCall Ward; Tatler Brennan thebasketball team article my Tatler GroupMememes, tonsof futureTHSPA trophiesand lotsof loveto Wallis Rogin; theWicked Witch, Germantown queen status and my chaos in Loden math to Bianca Dishmon; Theophilus Club and Catan to Caroline Garrett; middle school tours, big sislove, Shelby Farms and $650 at Appleto Shelby Williams; my song for the children, every lax bruise and silly nicknames to Chloie Madden; joint Tatler-BV failure, vlogs, doorsand Frosty to Ellis Rougeou; theworm and loadsof loveto Caroline Holtzclaw; being alacrossegod to Leighton Visinsky; Andrew Scott, Andrew Scott, Andrew Scott, CS Lewis and a heart full of love to Ms Segars and Ms Ray; election project, interrupting your class and lots of laughs to Mr Smith; Seltzer and my many rantsto Goodman; vamosacontinuar andtheclassof 2025to Ms Kerst; ?Should I add another school?? to Ms Brooks; thelongest fastest craziest andbest 12yearsto St Mary?s

Hayden " Hayhay" Hedges

Accomplishment: I'monMr Throckmorton's priority email list

Apology:

I apologizeto every teacher for probably falling asleepinyour class at somepoint

I, Hayden Hedges, of bluewigsand email correspondencewith Mr Throckmorton, hereby leavemy APWorld legacy of napping in class but simultaneously answering discussion questions ?The Other Woman? by Lana Del Ray your lash curler, 05sof Coco, Will Ellis, my Spotify wavesfor sleep playlist, Winter Formal night-beforeglow ups(or not), and TikTok editsof Wiley Fox and alawsuit against Fantastic Sam?sto Parker Hedges; taking careof Parker next year to Hannah Chatellier; my mom?sliving room window to Maggie Linkous; BlueMountain Beach to Marlee Bostick; Bob?sroom Twizzlersand manager of next year?slacrosseteam to Allan Golden; livingthat influencer lifestyle being a better math student than me and my lunch plan for Sage dining to Audrey Stifter; workout sets to Josie Block; cheeseand mayo sandwiches, Kodak Black merch, Dairy Queen chicken bites, lacrossecarpool, Watersound beach (or not), "ThePhantom of theOpera" soundtrack and my promo codefor Rodan Fieldslash serum (HaleMititipi Tate) to Lily Kate Heard; my binders my backpack my school email my uniforms my family and my heart to Claire Ledbetter; being Mary Poppinsto thechildren of Chickasaw Gardens TMPin your STEAM eraand my left lacrosse cleat to Emily Smith; thesidelineheater and my right lacrosse cleat to Caroline Holtzclaw; theright to griddy on to Chloie Madden; Fifth Charmony, double-rostered boys and copying Coach B?s puffer jacket flow to Charlotte Stakem; a snapchat account and coming home from college for your signing day to Leighton Visinsky; Folk?s Folly lobster tails 24/7 hugs and post-practice runs to Sophia Sandoval; being the mature one lapping me on the Green Line, Jonathan?sGrill, beingmy dentist in20yearsandlargeinflatableanimalsto Addison Elliot; publishingrightsfor my creative writing pieces to Bronwyn Saatkamp; all foods containing red 40, the rest of the cross-country state course that you didn? t finish, knowing more about Asa?s family than me and the backroads of Hardy to Amalia Shapiro; my ALAPPconcertsto all membersof StuCo ALAPP; my skin-careroutineand my Riff-Off abilitiesto the Classof ?26; analarm clock and agiftcard toCashmereandRosesto Mary Porter Feild

Accomplishment: I got Taylor Swift tickets

Apology: I apologizetoMr Smithfor roasting himevery single day inAPUSGov

Accomplishment: I havespent exactly $43759onGibson's donutsfor clubsin thelast four years

Apology:

I apologizeto Mr McCallafor quittingthe amazingsport that requires walkingmilesin 100°F, despite my natural talent