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Class of 2023 Legacies.
ST MARY'S EPISCOPAL SCHOOL
Maggie " Maggot" Akers
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I, Maggie Akers of librarian Jeanine Akers, leave ?Wop? by J Dash, rides home and ?The Lego Movie?to Helen Dunlap; F1 andF2 free WhiteStation High School conversationsand literally being best friends to Ms Askew; Zooey Deschanel, The Strokes and being twee to Caroline Chandler; 3rd period art to Barnes Bryant; Cooking Club to Ms Bielskis and Ms Askew (if they want it); ?The Feminine Mystique,? as well as all of the waves of feminism to Dr Lyon; moths, butterflies and ladybugs to Ms Love; missing train tickets to Mr Nichols; eye contact whenever someone says something weird in French to Dr Brown; my mom to Ms Goodman and Coach; themetaphor of poisonin?ThePoisonwood Bible?to Ms Ray; hallway smilesto Stella Pitzer; vegetarian anatomy dissectionsto Caroline Hunt; thenickname?Patagoniagirl?to Mr V; beautiful conversationsto Ms Wilson and Mother Miranda; my mom?ssnacksto her ALAPP; and theAkerslegacy to my mom
Sofia " Farb" Arbelaez
Accomplishment:
Wascrowned
Apology:
I apologizeto Dr Sorinfor rippingopena
STRONGmint chocolate proteinbar every morning at 10am without fail
I SofiaArbelaez of São Paulo revolutionsand applesand peanut butter leave#laxforlife neighborhood run-ins and my love of science to Emily Smith; paper flowers, my red octopus and the fate of SMS Robotics to Stephanie Chen; my endless tennis knowledge to Claudia Ribeiro; Camp Kahdalea to Lydia Ford; expat assignments to Ella Townsend; my bio textbook to Emme Infeld; flying pigs popping toys and confusion in physics to Josie Block, Anna Smith, Averie Howell and Brie Voldeng; Coach Sydney and ?Are you guys twins?? to Ava Cohen; Hayden Hedges to Parker Hedges; my incredible middle hitter legacy to Landry Boswell; absolutely everything I own to Carroline Robinson and Shelby Williams; good choicesto MC Smith; ?You guys look alike? and Mr Soun to Mary Paige Scott; ?MORE MILK,? my blood, sweat, and tears and nothing short of lackluster to Ms Dunlap; periods, philosophy, prothonotary warblers, zonebarsand ?I havetwo questions?to Dr Sorin; theeducation of women thefateof MemphisCommuniversity thebest nicknameof all time, friendship and $2000 to Mr Soun; ?Hola Fia,? Ahora 1 y las comparaciones culturales a Señor Harbor; YIG and NoodleTools to Dr Lyon; ?I?m back!? to Coach Claire; ?All Too Well? to Ms Goodman; endless gratitude to Ms Brooks and Ms Brown; a surprise to Bianca Dishmon; airpods and gym rats to Reeya Sharma; British accents, neck scarvesand TIME to Zoe McMullen; BGV TRSto Anum Raza; car wrecksand your dad to Mary Elizabeth Dyer; my knowledge of the MT rules to Sophie Wallace, Kate Wolfkill, Hana Barber and Maya Iyengar (asif you need thehelp); first datesand pickled onionsto Karnes; photosat dances
BOOM BOOM and thefateof SMCF to Averie Howell; screws, mustangs, teeth, Mr Whet and all of my loveto SMS Mock Trial; Mock Trial domination, Maria, Georgetown dubs, birthday snacks, perfect pitch, my favorite stuffed dinosaur and absolutely no notes to Mr Smith; Our Planet Kurzgesagt and a freezer to Ms Segars; Andrew Scott, theHubble, Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, timshel and my utmost admiration to Ms Ray; and my wholeheart to St Mary?s
Emerson " AARP" Baer
Accomplishment: Gettingall of my homework doneeveryday duringonly two freeperiods
Apology:
I amsorry toMs Fletcher for spendingall of my freeperiods inyour room
Accomplishment:
I'vespent at least 192hoursin airportsthrough layovers
Apology:
I apologizetoMs
Akersfor stealingall of her snacksduring ALAPP(thank you for providing)

I, Emerson Baer, of emersonjanerox and Gibson?s Donuts, hereby leave perfect attendance and Shane Milligan to Izzie Tonkin; theability to drive hein park crime running out of gason Summer popped tires and ?Emerson, you should probably throw this away? to Lydia Ford; your cowboy boots, ?no I think I?m just going to stay home instead,? Macaron taste test and my heart to Julia Jabbour; Mr Davismath track to Mr Soun calc CBU/Kroc Center Thursday field tripsand Grahamwood+STEAM superiority to Hannah Chattelier, Lily Hirsch, Virginia Skipworth, Lauren Massey and Emmie Infeld (honorable mention to Mary Paige Scott, Emily Smith and Kelsi Cowles); Ms Prilliman, ?How doesthismakeyoufeel whenyoulook at it??and theability tobequiet andpay attentioninclass to Amalia Shapiro, Bes Summers, Charlotte Stakem, Mary Margaret Cooper and McCall Ward; second period to Lauren Massey; an identity to Kat Rogers; Mr Soun, the green wall stain, Lauren Massey skip-worthing tidbits Rayo Vallecano memes the Hirsch variety crepe paper pumpkins Milas car, ?Congratulations? -DAY6 and so much love and good luck to Second Period Calculus; intact lab equipment to Ms Huber; ALAPP peanut butter, haunted corn maze first dates and all the respect I haveto Ms Ray; on timeassignments, Spanish soccer successand signed up tutoreesto Mr Soun; students that last longer than one day to Mr Harbor; the VOLS to Ms Goodman and Ms Wilson; andfinally, somany memoriesto St Mary?s
Leah " With an H" Balkaran
I, Leah Balkaran, of ?Leah?s first snow,? ?Can I have a ride?? and the entire country of Guyana, leave the kindest smile to Leighton Visinsky; trying to run a race in 24 mins to Sophie Patterson; tripping and falling to Josie Block; Ballet Memphis to Rosie Mullinax and Sarah Moon; Beta Club to Yusra Siddiq Soraya Nazor and Isabel Isaacs; the?Lemelia?playlist and best high school experienceto Amelia Block; SpanishGoogleTranslateto Scarlett Putnam; theBSA to Jourdan Russell; Ms Wilson?sroom to the BSA (and Isabel Cyriac); Ms Fletcher to Lilly Belle Longsworth; Sr Harbor to Sophia Sandoval Khaki Callan, Reina Becker and Julianna Damron; my excitement about W&L to Ms Ray; AP Psych partner assignments to Rebecca Schweitzer, Hannah Chatellier and Mary Kate Kalodimos; Desirée and Stan Tunstall to Bianca Dishmon; F2 workoutsto Coach Claire; my loveof planks to Coach H; showing up to choir on ?Leah?s time? to Ms Millen and choir ensemble; neighborhood walks to Claire Dyer; the most stylish glasses to Ms Segars; Soca music exam breaks to Ms Rogers; all my love to Reeya Sharma; the middle school office to Wesley Washburn; running in the rain to Eliza Herman; El Mezcal to Meagan Miller; title of the best redheads to Emma and Ellie Spillyards; the prettiest hair to Abby Rothrock; the most beautiful voiceto Genesis Martin; titleof my #1 fan to Lillian Nazarova; my unwillingnessto write exams to Ms Brooks; all of my personal life events to Ms Wilson and Ms Poag; an unforgettable high school experienceandmy tearsinthebathroom stall to St Mary?s
Stella " Stinkla" Blen
I, StellaBlen, of ?I lost my phone,?leavemy Blen legacy, Steveand Jacob Sartoriusto Sarah Blen; my nameto Stella Pitzer; POWER to Lacy Farell; my theater legacy to Erin Dambrie and (hopefully) Sophie Patterson; all of my past rolesto Elle Fowler; my burnt Mr Collins wig to The Theater Kids; so de re mi hoo to Adriana McDonald; carpet squares trumpet honks, an itty bitty slitty bit and Remington Warm-Upsto The Band Kids; being icky to MC Hitt; part two to Raina Becker; my soulmate Camille Smith to Natalie Smith; Español to Celine Kim; the voice of an angel to Lilly Coggin; my dog Leo (yes, he is my dog) to Eleanor Chandler and Caroline Chandler; STEM Club to Florence Yu Sophie Wallace Lucy Roberts, Stephanie Chen and Eshaal Hassan; being ginger to Ellis Rougeou; being a genius to Hunt; being theGOAT to Ella Curlin; BBYO and being prez to Sydney Shanker; chapel to Ms Akers; Ms Askew to Saniya Young, Saniya Covington, Izzy Cochran,Violet and Isabel Cyriac; andmy entireheart to Ms Askew


Accomplishment: I took APPhysics
Apology: I apologizetoMs Prillamanfor beingonmy phoneall of first semester, thencomplainingwhenI failedyour tests
Accomplishment: I got my forminfor senior legaciesinontime
Apology: I apologizetoMs. Dunlapfor theentirety of my junior year
