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want to start this out by offering my sincerest apologies to the generations before me. We haven’t been kind to you, we have been thoughtless in our actions and words, and for that I am truly sorry. To get to the point, I saw a video of a very young tart, I mean hussy, I mean girl, trying on “vintage clothes from the early 2000s” EXCUSE ME YOUNG LADY?! Vintage and 2000s are two words that don’t belong in the same sentence. The early 2000’s were like 5 years ago, okay? (Stop…I know that isn’t true, please let me have this one.) And the kicker was she was trying on styles of clothes that I STILL WEAR and was calling them “classic vintage styles.” I have never been so offended in my entire life. Why did she have to personally attack me like that? I now know what it feels like for people who were born before me to see trends and styles come
back and it’s painful to watch and for that reason alone I’ll never be wearing bell bottoms again even though I love them so much. Seriously though why is growing older so weird? Mentally you feel like a youthful, strapping, vibrant kid but physically your back hurts all the time and you don’t know why and you’re really invested in your front yard grass. Not too long ago I was eating cheese fries at Cornerstone at 3am on most Friday nights without a care in the world and now I take a fiber supplement at 8:30pm and am in bed by 9 and am genuinely really, genuinely happy about it. That one song in the movie Shrek wasn’t lying when it said “the years start coming and they don’t stop coming.”
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