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8 Entrepreneurial spirits dampened 9 Sheriff’s officer fired 18 The bra truth 23 Guilty pleasures 30 The search is on 31 On, Blitzen! 32 Grow up

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table of 4 Mailbox 5 Poem HOPLAND

8 News no more fuel boost

9 Blog Jammin’ 12 On The Cover another one rides the bus

17 Home & Garden Service Directory

18 Field Notes an uplifting (but cautionary) tale

20 McKinleyville Arts Night friday, july 19, 6-8 p.m.

21 Get Out! The joys of bocce

23 The Hum The pleasures of summer

24 Music & More! 26 Calendar 30 Seven-o-Heaven cartoon by andrew goff

31 In Review a dvd and live music

32 Filmland The idiocracy is upon us

33 Workshops 37 Sudoku 37 Crossword 38 Marketplace 42 Body, Mind & Spirit 43 Real Estate This Week • North Coast Journal • Thursday, July 18, 2013


Police and Prison Excess Editor: All three items in last week’s Blog Jammin’ (July 11) had to do with the overreaches of law enforcement. The first concerned the prison hunger strike, a desperate and painful act of resistance. They are up against a formidable empire. Prisons employ over a million people. Prison shares are traded on the stock exchange. They support whole cities. If we were to return to pre-1970s prisoner/population ratios we’d have to release four out of five inmates. The war on drugs created a permanent American undercaste. Prolonged confinement in the Secure Housing Unit has been courtdetermined to be torture. The strikers’ solidarity is inspirational. The picture of the “loss prevention” agent hired by the Arcata Co-op(!) with his knee on the neck of the woman with flowing red hair speaks for itself. There is pitifully spilled food all over the sidewalk, her unnaturally forced-up arms are grasped by an intimidatingly muscular man. “Excessive force” is an understatement.  Which leads to the choice of one of Cheri Lyn Moore’s killers for the next Eureka Police chief. This selection is a slap in the face to the thousands of Eurekans who still grieve over that tragedy. Our office serves people who are severely traumatized by Cheri’s violent and unnecessary death, as are others by the police deaths of 16-year-old Chris Burgess and Martin Cotton. Even if Michael Johnson turned into a model police chief in Anderson, he must not come back here.  Humboldt County does not need any more SWAT team mentality policing. The strategy of trying to force poor people to leave the area by making life intolerable has to be discarded. These hard times will be a lot more bearable if we can remember that any people in difficulty could, at a different time, be ourselves. Ellen Taylor, Petrolia

Caltrans-parency Editor: Your article “Straightening the Hairpins” (July 11) was one of the worst I’ve seen in the Journal in a long time. Its flip, light coverage of the issue shows no grasp of the depth of the meaning and ramifications of the project. This project is part of a package of projects Caltrans has been pushing for

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years. The other parts are Richardson Even before the 16,000 vehicle trips anGrove, the 199/Smith River project and ticipated in the Marina Center traffic were the already damaging Willits bypass. They envisioned, Caltrans identified “traffic are all tied to a trucking industry push to congestion on US 101 in Eureka’s commerget access for trucks with trailers 53 feet cial and retail areas due to heavy overlaplong — huge and long tractors that douping uses for trucking, through traffic, and ble as living quarters for the driver and local traffic” as a significant “constraint on a width greater than current trucks. The economic development.” plan is to reroute them from Highway 5 to Caltrans’ safety claims are misleadthe coast to alleviate crowding on 5 and ing. The inevitable increase in large truck give them a straight run up the coast. That traffic spells danger for passenger cars. means the whole length of Highway 101 The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety through the county will have these monreported that although these large trucks ster trucks jamming through, fumes and represent less than 3 percent of vehicles, all. They can leave the freeway for food, they are involved in 13 to 14 percent of fadeliveries, service, etc. and will cause tal crashes, and 98 percent of the fatalities damage to local roads for which Caltrans in car vs. truck accidents are automobile doesn’t pay. I have seen a number of them passengers. in Humboldt County (illegally) on narrow The 10-15 percent savings on junk we roads in the bottoms, in Arcata, through don’t need when larger trucks ply our Eureka. The tight turn in Eureka will have roadways will be more than offset by to be ripped up and widened next. the cost to taxpayers for road damages, There is next to no proof that the according to Advocates for Highway and trucks will benefit Humboldt’s economy Auto Safety: “Heavy trucks are overin any significant way but they will cost us whelmingly responsible for pavement all in many ways. damage. An STAA truck weighing 80,000 Within the lifetime of our children, pounds exceeds 163,000 times the damage gasoline will be disappearing and these of a 2-ton car. A 20,000 pound single axle trucks will be obsolete but the environconsumes 1,000 times more pavement life mental damage done than a 2,000-pound by these projects will passenger motor be there forever. vehicle single axle.” The arguments We ignore at our used by Caltrans are peril Caltrans’ 2003 fallacious; safety isreport that “the sues at all of the locacounty’s relative geo  tions have other, less graphic isolation has Her smiling face invasive solutions but spared it from some Caltrans will not conof the sprawl and Framed by wisteria, sider them because growth pressures that Promises made safety was never their have impacted many That now surface, real concern. of California’s coastal As my life slows Sylvia De Rooy, communities, lending Eureka the area a quality And hers quickens. of life cherished by   Editor: residents.” 30 minutes, One hundred Ken Miller, percent of Caltrans’ McKinleyville 6 bottles of wine, and our policymakers’ Hugs and smiles agenda is to induce Wedged between growth and facilitate Clients and drives sprawl development. Editor: Notwithstanding North and South. In the article their safety claims,   “Strawberry Rock: the Richardson Grove, I try to hold it under 70 Mission AccomWillits Bypass, 299, As I head towards home. plished?” (July 4) the and 199/197 Smith author suggests that River projects are the issues around designed to transform — Kirk Gothier the timber harvest Highway 101 into a plans (THPs) of Green “High Emphasis Route Diamond are all but in the Interregional resolved at this time Transportation Stratedue to the goodwill gic Plan,” a “principal of Green Diamond company. Unforturural artery,” and “desirable for those nately, this issue is far from resolved and large trucks to be able to drive through the county,” so the northwest region can become an “economic engine.” continued on page 7



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continued from page 5 our group has yet to be heard in this important discussion that affects us in our back yard. The fact that Green Diamond had plans for five separate THPs that virtually ring Strawberry Rock is a reality that local Trinidad citizens were unaware of until relatively recently, otherwise they would have demanded public hearings on the matter. At least in the McKay tract negotiations there has been public input for the past two years to develop a comprehensive community conservation plan. I and 11 other Trinidad residents became informed of Green Diamond’s clearcutting plans and, as a result, organized a citizen’s action group called the Trinidad Community Forest Coalition. We’ve met with a representative of Green Diamond and expressed our concerns. We commend Green Diamond for its conservation easement proposal for Strawberry Rock —this is an effort that demonstrates the company’s interest in conserving a valuable community asset. On the other hand, we believe that further conservation efforts are possible and we wish to discuss these options with the company. We agree with the Yurok tribe that this is “a spiritual place with deep cultural significance” and thus worthy of protection. While Strawberry Rock may not be a pristine forest like the McKay tract, it deserves as much effort to save it by the communities of the North Coast. We urge Green Diamond, the Trust for Public Lands, the Yurok Tribe and other interested parties to have an open public discussion on the fate of this precious gem of the North Coast so we can create

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a community forest — a natural asset preserved for our children’s children. Larry Goldberg, Trinidad Editor: It’s a shame that a million dollars of scarce environmental funds are being used to purchase a tiny easement for local recreation around Strawberry Rock. This area has been clearcut at least three times and has no more habitat value than any similar bit of young regrowth. Susan Nolan, McKinleyville

casting can grant a waiver of the $800,000 Non-federal Financial Support requirement. Such a waiver would enable KEET to receive this vital funding. One wonders if Mr. Erstling’s “our-interest-is-not-exactlyin-preserving-the-current-station” stance is based less on reaching the widest possible audience (including such rural areas as ours) and more on appeasing right-wing Congressional funders who loath the independence and candor of PBS (and National Public Radio). Duncan B. MacLaren, Fieldbrook

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Editor: Compliments to J. Daniel Fernandez for his informative article (“KEET at the Crossroads,” June 20), and to the NCJ for giving former volunteer/employee Matt Knight the opportunity to air his opinions (“Inside KEET,” June 27). I think KEET-TV is a North Coast treasure that warrants our best efforts to preserve it. How? I would suggest two actions: First, become a member of KEET, or — at least — make a contribution to the station. It is estimated that only one out of eight people who tune in to watch KEET programs are members. And, yes, I know we’re bombarded for requests for donations by many, many worthwhile organizations. But KEET-TV is truly unique, and deserves our continued support. No other broadcast source brings us news and public-affairs programming of the quality of “PBS NewsHour” or “Frontline,” or children’s programming of the quality of “Sesame Street” or “Curious George.” Second, write a letter or send an email to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (401 Ninth Street NW, Washington, DC 20004-2129). Insist that the CPB approve the federal grant of $540,000 for KEET that Mr. Fernandez referenced in his article. Mr. Fernandez did an excellent job of reporting the CPB’s view as expressed by Senior Vice president Mark Erstling. The fact is that the Corporation for Public Broad-

Editor: It is becoming apparent to an increasing number of us that the 30-year-old science that accompanied these vegetation removal projects needs an update (“Rogue Dune Experiment,” June 20). The permits granted for these projects did not allow for the changes we see happening. We have much more current information that can help us rebuild and secure our barrier foredunes, and still provide for a rich and diverse habitat. It is time to graduate and learn from our mistakes. Uri Driscoll, Arcata

Why Them? Editor: If, as some readers claim (“Mailbox,” June 27 and July 4), the great majority of Humboldt residents are enamored with the pristine Humboldt landscape, uncluttered by piecemeal development, why then did they elect this Board of Supervisors? Terence Marlow, Trinidad

Correction Last week’s story “Straightening the Hairpins” contained errors. While Caltrans is overseeing the project on State Route 299, much of the construction work has been contracted out to the Eureka-based Mercer-Fraser Company. Also, the 223 accidents from 2005 to 2009 occurred just east of the Trinity-Shasta county line, not west. The Journal regrets the errors.

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No More Fuel Boost

After eight years, Rob Arkley’s entrepreneur competition comes to an end By Emily Hamann


hat do a hotdog cart, a flower-planting robot and a preschool have in common? They’re all Humboldt County businesses that got a leg up by winning Economic Fuel. Established in 2006, the annual Economic Fuel competition has attracted local entrepreneurs hoping to win start-up cash for their businesses. In each of the last eight years, $117,000 in prize money was awarded to the eight teams judges thought had the best business plan and best elevator pitch, among other criteria. But last week, Economic Fuel coordinator Rachel Callahan announced that the competition will not be coming back next year. Rob Arkley’s Security National, the corporation that launched the competition and provided much of the prize money, will no longer be funding it, Callahan said. In a January radio interview on KINS, Arkley said Security National was moving its headquarters from Eureka to Louisiana because of California’s high business taxes. Arkley didn’t respond to phone calls or an email. Of the 48 teams than won prize money before 2012, at least 19 are still in business. The fate of the others couldn’t be determined with Google searches for the names of the winners. (One website listed

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in the business plan of a runner up is blank except for the word “success” typed small in the upper left corner.) Only two of the successful businesses have left Humboldt County, leaving at least 17 local businesses that got help from Economic Fuel — a financial boost, feedback on business plans, advice from experts and other resources. During its eight-year run, judges awarded $936,000 in seed money to 64 teams. Each year saw four $25,000 grand prize winners, a $10,000 runner up, a $5,000 second runner up and two $1,000 honorable mention winners. Of the 24 teams that won the grand prize prior to 2012, at least 14 are still in business, all but one of them in Humboldt County. BrainGrooves, T. Aaron Carter’s business, is not among them. He envisioned it as a “Blackboard killer,” he said. Blackboard is a software company that makes a learning management system for teachers, which to Carter always felt like an “unfinished product.” In 2004 he came up with the idea for BrainGrooves, a system that could compile web links to class materials, which teachers could then bookmark in their browsers and share with students — or anyone — around the world. Carter and his partner, Brooks Call, wrote a business plan and entered the 2006 Economic Fuel competition,

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eventually winning the $25,000 grand prize, which they used to buy computers, software and other equipment. Then they started hiring computer coders for their website. “That’s when we started to learn we needed a lot more money,” Carter said. With all the features they wanted BrainGrooves to have, they would need at least 20 employees and 10 times the money they’d won from Economic Fuel. Meanwhile, Blackboard was patenting technologies Carter needed to run his site. “Anything that offers education through the Internet, Blackboard tried to patent,” he said. This created a major roadblock. BrainGrooves officially went out of businesses in 2011, but Carter doesn’t consider it a waste. “It was a learning experience,” he said. Now he’s the marketing director for Pacific Outfitters and works at Spiderboldt, a company that contracts with small local businesses for marketing advice. “[BrainGrooves] led to better things,” he said. Also in 2006, Ken Owens, an associate professor of math at Humboldt State, entered the competition with one of his students, Paul Burgess. They’d been working to build a landmine-clearing device under the company name Cognisense Labs. After presenting at Economic Fuel, they walked away with $25,000, and

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they went on to win another $250,000 in grants from funders such as Intel and the National Science Foundation. Now they’re developing a robot that plants flower bulbs. “It’s backbreaking, dirty, repetitive work,” Owens said. “It seemed like a good thing for a machine to do.” They hope Sun Valley Floral Farms will be interested in buying the technology. Cognisense Labs has now been in business for eight years. “We’re still alive. That’s a miracle for startups,” Owens said. “I wouldn’t have the company if I hadn’t won Economic Fuel.” When Cory Fitze won $25,000 in 2010, the prize was worth more than just the cash. He was 19 when he entered the competition with Sherlock Records Management, a company that stores records and manages documents for other businesses. Because of his age, businesses were hesitant to trust him. “[Winning Economic Fuel] gave me instant credibility,” Fitze said. “I owe Rob and Cherie Arkley a lot.” Owens laments the end of the competition. “Our area sorely needs economic development,” he said. “We need these young people coming up with ideas and turning them into businesses.” Economic Fuel was “sort of a ray of sunshine in our economic climate,” he said. “I looked at it as a North Coast institution.” •

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Eureka, new waitstaff are being trained to serve at Main Street Steaks, Wolfe’s new venture in Fortuna. The renovation is nearly finished … but not quite. Wolfe is not waiting. She and her staff will be catering on site — not cooking there — and serving up steaks during Rodeo Week.

Fuel for the Fire

If you were out for Arts Alive! last October, you probably stood in the orange, propane-powered glow of El Pulpo Mecanico, Duane Flatmo’s 25-foot tall, truck-mounted, scrap-metal octopus that shoots flames from its head and moving tentacles. It’s hard to miss. El Pulpo is hitting the road for Burning Man again this year, and Flatmo is once again running a Kickstarter campaign to fund the trip and the sculpture’s necessary retooling. This time, it’s going to take $12,000 to get the scrappy cephalopod to the desert. Flatmo is optimistic, and with good reason — as of this morning, the coffers were filled to $10,124. First, El Pulpo needed new wheels. He found a van at John’s Used Cars and Wreckers —“almost free,” says Flatmo with a chuckle — and cut it down to fit the sculpture. Next, all the flame-shooting mechanisms had to be rebuilt, including roughly $6,000 worth of gas lines and other equipment. “It’s amazing how much it takes to safely dispense propane,” says Flatmo. And safe it must be, since it has to be approved by Nevada’s DMV and the fire marshal. Flatmo expects that he and electrician Jerry Kunkel will be scrambling until it’s time to load the 15 to 20 pieces of El Pulpo onto two flatbeds and drive to Black Rock City, Nev. There they’ll have four days to put it all back together before Burning Man starts on Aug. 26. This may be the last ride for the hunk of burning art, as Flatmo has other projects in mind. Next year, maybe “a monstrous Pegasus,” he says. He imagines


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it galloping across the desert, shooting fire from under its moving wings and out of its great, flaring nostrils. ● BY JENNIFER FUMIKO CAHILL / SAT, JULY 13 AT 8:21 P.M.

Au Revoir, Avalon … Sort of

In a phone conversation Monday, owner Beverly Wolfe stated that “Avalon is not open, but it’s not closed.” That is, it’s not open with its regular hours, at least for now. Due to issues with the restaurant’s liquor license, Wolfe says Avalon cannot be closed to the public and still serve alcohol at Main Street Steak in Fortuna during rodeo week. For now, the Eureka restaurant will open for a handful of days over the next two weeks. Wolfe says she does not want Avalon — which opened 14 years ago — to be open nightly anymore, but is not sure yet in what capacity it will remain open in the future. She is consider-

ing a number of options (from full-time restaurant to bar and hors d’oeuvres) all of which depend on logistics and staffing. Previously, Wolfe told the Journal that Sunday night, Bastille Day, would be Avalon’s last night serving dinner to the public in the high-ceilinged dining room. While Avalon and its French-infused menu enjoyed a loyal following, the restaurant has struggled in recent years. A faltering economy and increased competition from a number of new restaurants opening in the area have not helped. “The pie hasn’t gotten any bigger,” says owner Beverly Wolfe. Avalon won’t disappear, though. Wolfe will still be catering and holding private events in the restaurant space. Bookings are already coming in, and she says she feels fortunate. Wolfe is also on the lookout for someone to manage and market cooking classes at Avalon, similar to those run out of the North Coast Co-op. As the restaurant prepares to close in READ FULL POSTS AND SEE PHOTOS AT

Eureka-Arcata trail advocates may soon have a new ally in Caltrans, after the Coastal Commission dealt a blow to Caltrans’ safety corridor plans in a report the commission released at the end of June. Caltrans’ preferred plan (it has come up with six alternatives) included an interchange at Indianola Cutoff, a signal at northbound Airport Road and closure of other median crossings on the highway. The project requires Coastal Commission review. In the report, Coastal Commission staff recommended against the project, saying Caltrans did not prepare sufficient mitigation for 10 acres of wetlands that would be filled by the Indianola Interchange. The plan doesn’t address statewide coastal trail goals either, according to the report, and could make bicycling on the corridor more dangerous as speeds are expected to increase with the development of an overpass. “A coastal trail may eventually be implemented on the parallel rail line corridor, but the implementation and timing of such an alternative trail remains speculative,” the report reads. The report calls for three provisions to Caltrans’ plan: 1. Replace the Indianola interchange with a traffic signal, in a manner minimizing wetland impacts to the degree continued on next page • NORTH COAST JOURNAL • THURSDAY, JULY 18, 2013


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possible. 2. Provide for a separated bicycle/pedestrian corridor on one or both sides of the highway along the entire corridor. 3. Provide wetland mitigations. The staff report will go before the Coastal Commission in Eureka in September. Bill Kier, a former director of the North Coast Railroad Authority (NCRA), said the Coastal Commission’s report could entice Caltrans to push for a trail on the existing rail corridor between Eureka and Arcata. “I’m confident that Caltrans can find funds with which to become a major partner in a bay trail development to a far greater extent than any participation that they’ve alluded to,” Kier said. Converting the bay’s rails to a trail would conflict with the desires of the NCRA’s sole contractor, Northwestern Pacific Railroad, which Kier said doesn’t want to see lines tampered with, even in the defunct northern end of the line. But NCRA this week unanimously approved a salmon restoration project east of Laytonville on Woodman Creek that calls for the removal of 200 feet of NCRA line. That decision indicates the NCRA may be more willing to deviate from its trail policy, which doesn’t allow the replacement of rails with trails. “There are simply times when the public good requires that we encroach upon the rail corridor more than the previous policies would permit,” Kier said. ●



Humboldt County Sheriff’s Officer Fired After Alleged Assault

A deputy with the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office was fired late last month after he allegedly kicked a sleeping inmate at the county jail. The officer, named Sean O’Brien, also allegedly directed racial slurs at inmates on numerous occasions, according to a June 24 inter-office memo. The memo, which was sent by Sheriff Mike Downey, informed O’Brien that he was being terminated, effective June 30. A photocopy of the memo was mailed to the Journal anonymously. Downey explained in the memo that O’Brien was being terminated after an internal affairs investigation into an inmate allegation of “assault under color of authority.” Here’s the key paragraph: [Utah] Boyd [an inmate] reported that when you entered the N219 unit [cell] you walked over to Morgan Wright’s bunk and due to him not being awake yet you kicked him hard enough to knock him out of his bunk. Boyd also reported that you have made statements to inmates, such as, “All right, niggers, let’s get to work,” while working at the wood lot. Downey said he could not comment on the matter because it’s a personnel issue. A Facebook profile for Sean O’Brien suggests that he’s a local, having attended Eureka High School and College of the Redwoods. The profile picture shows a poker hand, a U.S. Marshal’s badge and a revolver with a smoking barrel.

On June 24, the day the memo was sent, a friend posted on O’Brien’s Facebook wall, asking, “Dude is everything ok,” to which O’Brien responded, “Not really don’t know.” ● AGRICULTURE / BY EMILY HAMANN / WED, JULY 10 AT 6:26 P.M.

SF Company Wants to Put Oysters in Humboldt Bay

Still not burned out on oysters? Well, you’re in luck! The Bay Area Hog Island Oyster Company is eyeing Humboldt Bay as the site for a new oyster hatchery. The Humboldt Bay Harbor District approved a permit and CEQA documents that Hog Island needs to start going through with its plans at Thursday’s Board of Commissioners meeting.

growing oyster seed because of its high health certification and clean, deep waters just offshore. “Humboldt Bay has proven to be a great place to grow oyster seeds,” he said. Growing oyster seed involves buying or producing oyster larvae, then nurturing them in the floating beds and in tanks on land until they’re between a quarter and three-quarters of an inch long. Then they’ll be sold or transported to Hog Island’s other facility on Tomales Bay where they will be grown into full-size oysters. ●

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Environmental Groups Appeal Railroad Ruling

The North Coast Railroad Authority has had its share of headaches over the years — many of them selfinduced — and now a headache the state agency thought cured has returned. Two local environmental groups — Friends of the Eel River (FOER) and Californians for Alternatives to Toxics (CATs) — announced today that they have filed an appeal of a May court ruling that said the NCRA doesn’t have to follow PACKAGED OYSTERS FROM HOG ISLAND OYSTER CO. state environmenCOURTESY OF HOGISLANDOYSTERS.COM. tal laws as it seeks to restore service With approval, though, John Finger, from Sonoma to Willits. co-owner of the oyster company, faces a Marin County judge Roy O. Chermus litany of licenses he still has to get before ruled that federal law has precedence starting on the $1.5 million hatchery facilover the state’s regulations when it comes ity. He hopes the permitting will all be to operating railroads. The groups’ lawyers done by November, and at least part of had argued that the NCRA essentially the facility will be operational by spring of promised to follow state law when it acnext year. cepted state funding for an environmental The site would be on Samoa off the impact report, and they argued that the end of Fay Avenue. There is an existing report itself was inadequate. dock from an old pulp mill, but it is in In a press release, the groups’ direcrough shape, Finger said. The hatchery tors reiterated their objections and said would include up to 16,500 square feet that Judge Chermus’ ruling “denied the of floating rafts in the bay and a building, state’s ability to control how it spends greenhouse and 2,000-gallon storage tank its money.” Read the press release on the on land. Journal’s website. Finger said Humboldt Bay is ideal for ●

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wo tatted-up guys sit at the 11th and N bus stop in Fortuna, passing a pretty glass pipe. Eyes shuttered. Coughing. “We’re traveling hip hop artists,” the taller one tells me. He’s wearing black and white pinstriped duds, and has strips shaved out of one eyebrow. He’s Jordan Marozine. This is his best friend, Vince Moen (who’s wearing a cartoony hoodie and an A’s hat). They’re both 22, from Sacramento. They’ve been in Fortuna a week — did a couple of impromptu performances, at the Oyster Festival and at a graffiti shop in Eureka. “I like to write really prideful music,” says Marozine. He says he lived a lot of places as a kid, with different people (his dad was in prison, and his mom somewhere else). “If I can help anybody through the pain God got me through, I want to do it. Our lyrics are positive and uplifted. People see me and expect me to do bad. But I prove them wrong. I like to push happiness.” Moen is smiling as Marozine talks. So, uh, what do they think of riding the bus? “The Greyhound buses are terrible,” says Moen. “The bathrooms smell. City buses are fine.” And here comes the Mainline bus. Heading north.

Last year, people made 6 billion

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to the American Public Transportation Association. I wasn’t one of them. But in mid-April, I joined the party, becoming one of thousands of Humboldt residents and visitors who rely on the county’s seven public bus transit systems (not counting paratransit, the direct pick-up system for those who can’t get to bus stops). Sometimes I’ve ridden on the Redwood Transit Mainline, sometimes going around in circles on the wait-forever-forit or dash-to-catch-it Eureka Transit. Before, I drove everywhere. Or walked. I ride the bus now because I have to,


after shoulder surgery. Still, if you can’t drive — too poor, too broke, too disabled, too young, too whatever — having a bus to take you places is downright freeing, in its own regimented way. To rely on the bus is to be ensnared by time and space constrictions. You need a lot more time. Time to walk or roll to and from the stop. Time to sit on the bus as it makes umpteen other stops. In Eureka at least, you’d better hope your day’s work or appointment schedule



melds well with the hourly intervals that the bus arrives at any given stop. All it takes to screw it up is for the bus to be late — or leave early. It happens. And if you live in Fairhaven or Samoa, forget it — closest bus stop’s in Manila. And then there are the people on the bus. That rude boy in the red shirt and torn white socks, destination DMV, who wouldn’t move his feet out of the aisle for me to get past. The lady on her phone buying a fluffy white kitten from someone on Craigslist. Bus people can be weird. Or wonderful. Either way, you’re sitting right next to them. This temporary, throwntogether proximity requires a certain etiquette. In fact, there’s an official sign on the inside of the bus that spells it out. The gist of it is, respect other people’s space. Imagine a bubble of protection around each of them. If you pop it and they mind, and you don’t stop bugging them, the driver will boot your butt off the bus. And no swearing, either.

To rely on the bus is to be ensnared by time and space constrictions. You need a lot more time. Time to walk or roll to and from the stop. Time to sit on the bus as it makes umpteen other stops.



One morning

I start out at the canopied bus stop at the Trinidad Park & Ride. The driver unfolds the door and I climb the steps carefully, trying not to jolt my right arm which hangs in front of me, bent and cocooned in a brace. With my left hand I feed a $10 bill into the ticket-reader and the machine spits out a multi-ride pass. It’s a better deal than paying per ride, and I can use it on the Mainline ($1.75 per ride versus $2.75), on Eureka Transit (85 cents instead of $1.20) and on the other bus systems in the county for similar discounts. The bus gains speed as it heads south, past green and more green, a dog sniffing in the grass, the blue-shining Little River, grassy dunes, swooping Hammond Trail, shock-bright yellow scotch broom and spiky mounds of yellow bush lupine. At the McKinleyville Shopping Center stop, two women — the younger in a wheelchair — wait on the sidewalk while the driver lowers the lift. They get on the lift, and then the older woman and the driver strap down the wheelchair, chatting nonstop about the weather while the woman in the chair smiles broadly and repeats, excitedly, “Hey! Hey! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hey!” The older woman stands behind her chair, her fingers now busy with some knitting. The younger woman is Shannell Jennings. “But everyone calls her Nellie,” says Adrianne Werren, her knitting friend. Werren works with the Redwood Coast Regional Center’s day program, Community Links, for people with developmental disabilities. Four days a week she

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and Nellie get on the bus and go somewhere. A lot of it is what Werren calls socialization — to help Nellie and the community get used to each other. Usually they go to Eureka, and a lot of times to Old Town Coffee & Chocolates to feed an addiction to banana waffles. It’s easier to get Nellie and her chair into the bus than into a car, Werren tells me. For nine years Nellie’s ridden the bus, four with Werren, and together they’ve made a lot of “bus buddies.” “Everybody loves Nellie,” says the driver. But it’s possible not everybody knows that the cheerful-shy woman with the sun-bringing smile knits baby hat-andbooties sets and sells them at the Storks Nest in McKinleyville. They’re called Nellie’s Knits. Nellie has cerebral palsy and also is missing her left hand, so Werren helps her with a method called hand-over-hand knitting. You might know Werren, actually — she’s the rabbit-hair knitter who has a booth at the Arcata Farmers’ Market. We pass a field loaded with goats and enter the highway. Behind me, two girls with continued on next page • NORTH COAST JOURNAL • THURSDAY, JULY 18, 2013


continued from previous page It’s squirrelly. Not easy to plan a day around. And, says Pratt, as ridership has exploded and more stops have been added, the schedule has metamorphosed into a tightly knit web. That leaves drivers little time to take their breaks and makes it hard to insert a new route. Eureka’s system offers another kind of frustration. In Eureka, the buses run in loops — not in straight, back-and-forth

1.1 million


Portion of Redwood Transit income from fares and Jack Pass fees


(The rest come from local transportation funds received by the county and cities)

The rest of the buses are diesel.



SoHum Local trips a day

years or miles

Humboldt Transit Authority drivers

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Redwood Transit’s 2012-13 proposed budget



The lifespan of a transit bus is

SoHum Intercity trips a day

Stops on the Mainline

Hybrid buses in the system – two for Eureka Transit, five for Redwood Transit.

(25 northbound and 25 southbound)


of tiny type staked out by nearly every bus stop. Or check out the bus schedules online. The times seem like haphazard increments. Take the Central and Murray stop in McKinleyville, for instance: You can catch the bus there at 6:03 a.m., 7:13 a.m., 8 a.m., 9:33 a.m., 10:05 a.m., 11:25 a.m., 11:55 a.m., 1:16 p.m., 2:01 p.m., 3:59 p.m., 4:14 p.m., 5:43 p.m., 6:19 p.m., 7:41 p.m., and 8:33 p.m.

Trips Eureka Transit and Mainline buses each make per day

Mainline dashes through small cities and countryside, a rural-urban thread strung between Trinidad and Scotia, with stops at all the towns and cities in between and at Humboldt State University and College of the Redwoods. Another Redwood Transit bus line runs up to Willow Creek from Arcata. And several other bus systems radiate out from or extend the Mainline — Arcata & Mad River Transit System, Eureka Transit Service, and the Southern Humboldt Intercity and Southern Humboldt Local transits — those last two overlapping in service. Most of the systems are overseen by the Humboldt Transit Authority, a joint-powers operation formed in 1975 by Humboldt County, Eureka, Arcata, Fortuna, Rio Dell and Trinidad. In 2001, the Willow Creek run was added. In 2010 the Southern Humboldt systems were added, replacing the “Quail” system that had picked people up door-to-door in SoHum and brought them to Fortuna or Eureka. The authority doesn’t oversee Arcata’s system, although it maintains its buses. Blue Lake Rancheria operates its own system. Redwood Transit by far handles the most passengers — during fiscal year 201213, it logged 583,638 passenger-trips, Greg Pratt, general manager of the Humboldt Transit Authority, told me. In the same time period, Eureka Transit logged 236,176 passenger-trips, Southern Humboldt Intercity 20,438, Southern Humboldt Local 12,053 and Willow Creek 19,338. Pratt said ridership on the Mainline, which was around 400,000 in 2007, jumped in 2008 when fuel prices soared, mirroring a national trend, and it continues to rise. The Jack Pass (funded by student fees) lets Humboldt State University students ride for free on Redwood Transit,


Redwood Transit’s

Arcata and Eureka buses. When school is in session, Pratt said, the buses are at capacity. Ridership also peaks on the first day of the month, when more people take the bus to cash their assistance checks. It’s been getting harder to accommodate growth, Pratt admits. And that’s largely because, he said, “the Mainline schedule has no real structure to it.” Just look at one of the long rectangles

Amount of fares that came from Jack Pass student fees

heavy purses on their laps talk about a busted car. Black birds. Gardens. Dairy cows and more green fields. The driver speaks suddenly, breaking the reverie, “Breakfast, like everything else, gets to wait. You don’t get to eat in here.” The woman two seats back of me says, “Right,” and puts whatever she was eating back into her bag. Sun and clouds. Humboldt Hill. King Salmon. Field’s Landing and the little white Calvary Community Church with its marquee questing: O soul Are you lost in sin? Come to Jesus Fortuna is sunny (of course). And we all go our separate ways.

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lines like the buses in the other systems. “The loop system is not ideal,” says Pratt. “It’s good for coverage, but it’s not really passenger friendly.” Some of these irritating quirks are going to change, says Pratt. Soon. Since April, a committee has been working on a new structure for the Mainline’s schedule that it hopes to have ready for public scrutiny this fall. Then the authority will produce new maps for the region and for each system. “Our goal is to set hour headways,” Pratt says. “So, if you’re in McKinleyville, you can get a bus every hour. Northbound and southbound between HSU and CR — which is the main ridership — the bus will run every half hour. Trinidad we’re still working on, but it would be more than one hour between buses. Northbound and southbound between Fortuna and CR would be every hour. And Rio Dell, Scotia, we haven’t come up with that yet.” In the meantime, there have already been improvements. There’s free WiFi on Redwood Transit, Willow Creek and SoHum buses. And signs are being posted at major stops showing passengers how to text to find out the real-time bus arrival (the buses now have GPS tracking). That’s handy if it’s raining, say, and you don’t want to wait at the stop until you really have to.

I had seen the three friends earlier in the day, around noon, chatting and laughing and looking at their phones inside the Starbucks in Fortuna. Now, in the mid-afternoon when I get on the northbound bus at the 11th and N stop, they’re on the bus, too, sitting in one of the long

rows of side-facing seats. I sit opposite them. All of the other passengers are keeping to themselves, staring at devices or straight ahead. I study the mind-yourown-business sign above their heads. Ah, what the hell. I ask the three friends where they’re going. They laugh, and say they just texted each other about how they saw me earlier in Starbucks. “We’re going to a tattoo shop in Eureka,” says the one on the left with long brown hair. She’s Courtney Borgelin, 19, who’s cheerfully talkative. Blonde-haired Cheyenne Andersen, 18, sitting in the middle, just smiles and looks at her phone a lot. Rachel Caywood, who also has long brown hair, is fairly chatty too. Borgelin’s the one getting a tattoo — her first. “I’m really nervous,” she says. It’ll be the infinity symbol, on her wrist. “The idea stemmed from a bad break up, in December. It’s to remember that things don’t last and to appreciate something while you have it because it will not always be there.” The three live in Fortuna and have been friends for 12 years. They all go to College of the Redwoods: Caywood’s studying to be a nurse, Borgelin to be a preschool teacher and Andersen, for now, to be a phlebotomist. They all work. Borgelin slings coffee and is also learning to deal cards at a casino. Andersen does fast food and sells western gear. And Caywood works in a retirement home and a pizza joint. And they’re all saving up their money to buy cars. Borgelin’s hankering after a green, extended cab Toyota Tacoma. “We can go camping at the river when you get your continued on next page

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continued from previous page woman near the post office. She truck!” Caywood says to Borgelin. ran onto the bus, and Startare Caywood’s going to buy a Ford shut the door. The guy followed Freestyle from a family memthe bus in his car, and at a stop, ber. And Andersen’s also eying a he tried to drag the woman off. Tacoma. So Startare called 911. They won’t miss the bus. Then there are the regular “I had to flag down a police annoyances. The pullout at the officer one time, at the 11th and McCullens Avenue stop off N stop,” says Borgelin. “A guy was Broadway isn’t long enough, so making some comments to me. his bus sticks out into traffic. At He followed me. And one time a the stop in front of Broadway wasted lady who didn’t have a bra Cinema, drivers refuse to let him on sat next me.” get back into traffic. Just fare dol“And her shirt shifted,” Caylars wasted waiting, he says. And wood picks up the story. people who speed — oughta “And she kept saying somehave their cars yanked from thing to me,” Borgelin says. They them, he says. all break up laughing. “I couldn’t do this job without Caywood says one time a dog God, Jesus and prayer,” Startare got sick on the bus, and its owner says. “Couldn’t do it. When you didn’t clean it up. Just got off the deal with the public every day … bus. “Rude,” she says. well, every morning I pray. That “I met a homeless man, he sat my passengers will be safe.” next to me,” says Borgelin. “He Once you’ve deciphered the bus schedule, In Manila, Startare has just left started to tell me his whole life you can pass the wait time puzzling a stop when a youngish guy with story, and then he tried to give over bus stop trivia. Who is Hobo Jones, a cane and a dog comes hopme a hand-cranked flashlight. He anyway? Do whales really go WOW-oohDave Startare has driven buses for Humboldt Transit limping as fast as he can down kept trying to give it to me. He wow (as a Trinidad bus stop bench warmer Authority for 15 years and is getting ready to retire. That’s the lane. Startare waits, and the was so nice.” wondered one sunny morning)? too bad, say passengers who’ve grown fond of him. man, reeking of sweat and pot, Her friends tease her that she gets on and huffs awhile, catchtalks to too many strangers. She bery,” and keeps ing his breath. laughs and says, “One time, a guy got walking. Startare says he’s one of the slower on the bus and sat next to me, and he As we sail over drivers. Not one of those who drives opened his laptop and started showing the bridges to coldly past the running-late passenger. me home videos of his high school wresManila, a blue But the time on the road does eat into his tling matches.” heron flies low already brief breaks. This whole respect your neighbor’s over marshy Indian By the time we reach Westhaven, the privacy thing, it’s just a suggestion. Island and lands bus has thinned out. A woman with graynext to a trio of ing hair struggles to lift her bicycle onto egrets. Startare mornthe rack. Startare gets out and helps her. says this is the best ing, I tag along with Mainline driver Dave She says she needs a pass and that she’s job he’s ever had Startare (disclosure, yes, he is Sevena senior. — the benefits, o-Heaven celeb Will Startare’s dad). “Seniorita?” Startare says playfully. the retirement Startare’s run began in Scotia earlier that She’s Shirley Saucerman, visiting from plan. And when he morning around 6:30. Around 7:45 a.m., Anchorage, where she rides the bus all had the SoHum I’m waiting in Eureka at the Fifth and H the time. run, that was the Fresh air – and an escape hatch! – on the Mainline. Oh, and free WiFi. stop in front of Aladdin Bail Bonds, next best: “the scenery, to a couple of scruffs. One hocks a noisy the temperature, to loogey and spits it on the sidewalk, then no stop lights, they driving most of the time, once I’m able. leans into oncoming northbound traffic can’t radio me. Just drive and enjoy it.” And just a few weeks ago two passengers But I think I’ll be using the bus some, to look for the bus. The other flicks his Startare, nearly 62, hopes to retire this — a jabberer with earphones on, and a too. It would be the virtuous thing to cigarette into the street. year; he’s been driving the bus for 15 years. guy standing and holding a big skateboard, do — reduce my carbon footprint and all The bus arrives, Startare opens the He grew up in Eureka and his dad owned got into a huge argument somewhere that. And it’d be nice to stuff some beers, door. It’s muggy aboard and smells like Yellow Cab and City Ambulance when he between Arcata and Eureka. When he books and sunscreen in a bag and catch morning breath. The front side-facing was a kid. Startare drove a cab for awhile. got to Eureka, Startare kicked them both the Mainline up to Moonstone Beach on seats hold several sleepy men. He’s also worked at a market and a bakery, off near the courthouse. Skateboard guy a weekend day. If the buses ran later into O Street comes up. “O Street,” says and did a four-year stint in the Coast begged to be let back on so he wouldn’t the night, say on Fridays and weekends, Startare. “Last stop in Eureka. O Street, Guard. With Yellow Cab, he got to drive be late to work. I’d definitely ride them for potentially last stop in Eureka.” Ray Charles to the airport once, and gave “I said OK, but I want you to sit right drink-involved outings. Safer that way. A nicely dressed woman carrying a Pro Bowl Raider Raymond Chester a ride, here by me and I don’t want you to And when I need a shot of random, Frida Kahlo bag steps on, followed by a too. Driving the bus, he has other excitebreathe,” he told the guy. A young woman, surprise-possible community, or to make guy with a stack of books and an iPad. ments — like not getting fired his second when she got off at her stop, hugged him some new buddies, I know I can hop on A Popeye-faced man walks by the open day on the job after running into an old and said thanks for stopping the fight. the Mainline. l door and growls, “This is a fucking robfire hydrant and ripping a hole in the bus. Another time, he saw a guy chasing a

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rite of passage for a girl is, I understand, putting on her first bra. The equivalent life event for a boy, of course, is the removal thereof, once he’s figured out how to undo the hook-and-eye catch (extra points for onehanded and in the dark). Somehow we survive these early experiences, and the fact that most women wear bras is as unremarkable as brushing our teeth. Bras have been around at least since ancient Roman times, in the form of wool or linen breast bands (in Latin, mastodesmos). Recently, two modern-looking bras were found in a stash of medieval garments in an old castle in Austria. Dated to 1450, they’re similar to “longline” (corset-style) bras, with shoulder straps and eyelets for fastening at the back with string. Etymologically, bra, short for brassière, was once French for an underbodice, coming from bracière, Old French for a military arm (bras in French) protector. This evolved into a soldier’s breastplate, and later into a women’s corset. Despite the ubiquity of bras today, several concerns have been raised about them over the past 20 years, including: Back pain: 100 women who complained of back pain were invited to stop wearing their bras for two weeks, according to a five-year study published in 2000 in the professional journal Clinical Study of Pain. With no weight on their shoulders, most participants experienced pain relief, and three years later, 79% of them had stopped wearing a bra altogether “to remove breast weight from the shoulder permanently because it rendered them symptom free.” Incorrect fit: Researchers checked the bra sizes of large-breasted women requesting mammoplasty (breast reduction) in an investigation published in 2002 in the British Journal of Plastic Surgery. Of the 102 women in the study, all were wearing incorrect bra sizes: on average the cups were three sizes


too large and the bands four inches too small. According to the researchers, “obesity, breast hypertrophy [extreme enlargement], fashion and bra-fitting practices combine to make those women who most need supportive bras the least likely to get accurately fitted bras.” Additionally, bras come with matching cups, despite some 25% of women having breasts that differ by one or more cup sizes. (The left breast is usually the larger.) Breast sag: Several studies conducted at the Centre Hospitalier Universitaire, Besançon, France, have shown that bras actually contribute to breast sagging, rather than alleviate it. Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, for instance, followed the anatomy of 330 women over 15 years. Some wore bras, some didn’t. He concluded that bras cause the chest muscles supporting the breast to partially atrophy. “Medically, physiologically, anatomically — breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity,” he said in an interview in the British Telegraph newspaper. The breasts of women who normally went braless sagged three inches less, on average, than those wearing bras. Another long-term Swedish study led by Professor Göran Samsioe of Lund University determined that bras hampered the natural development of breastsupporting elastic tissue, stating, “If natural movement is restricted by a bra that is too tight, it can affect the growth of these tissues ... there is no medical reason for [bras] and in some cases it can even be harmful.” Given our culture’s aversion to seeing breasts (and nipples) move naturally under clothing, these findings are unlikely to lead to a sea change in bra-wearing. One can hope, however, that smart medicine will one day outvote the dictates of fashion and modesty. Barry Evans ( chooses not to believe the urban legend that the bra was invented by Otto Titzling (say it aloud).

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The Joys of Bocce Easy to learn and intrinsically social, the game is on a roll By Rees Hughes


got the ball rolling by just showing up at the Larson Park Bocce Ball courts in Arcata one Saturday morning. Intending only to watch, I was surprised when John, Dave and Rochelle invited me to join them. As I soon learned, playing with four is much preferred to any other combination, even if the fourth is a total novice. “Anybody can play,” was among the first things that Dave said to me about bocce ball. “You can be a young kid or 93 years old and barely able to walk from the car.” Dave put himself in the latter category (although he’s not 93). The rules are simple, the game requires minimal equipment, and physical strength and agility are almost immaterial. Fundamentally, bocce ball involves rolling grapefruit-sized balls — typically made of wood, metal or high-density plastic — as close to a target as possible. In the constellation of games, they don’t get much simpler than that. Egyptians were playing a similar game with polished rocks as early as 5000 BC, according to the Collegium Cosmicum ad Buxeas, which bills itself as “the preeminent international organization for the sport of bocce.” Later, coconuts were used and eventually carved wooden balls. The game evolved

under the influence of the Greeks and later the Romans, eventually spreading throughout Europe. The version first played in America was an English variation called bowis, from the French boule, meaning ball. Contemporary variations include pétanque in France and lawn bowling, or simply bowls, in England. But what once may have been the province of immigrants has been embraced by Americans from all walks of life. So it seemed that sunny Saturday morning. The courts, which were added to Larson Park in 2011 and offer equipment and lanes to rent, filled quickly. Specialized brushes and heavy rollers were used to groom the long lanes of finely crushed shell. Much-loved canvas and leather bags were unzipped and the colored bocci (or balls) were placed on the courts. Tape measures lay on the side rails near the center, and chairs were arranged around the perimeter. Steady laughter and conversation revealed the importance of the game���s social aspect. When I asked my long-time friend and bocce ball enthusiast Johnny how he would characterize the game he said simply, “friendly.” Play begins when a small white ball (known as a pallino, boccino or jack) is tossed toward the far end of the 90-foot

court. If four people are playing, they split into two teams with a player from each team standing at either end of the court. The team that threw the pallino bowls first, trying to roll a ball as close to it as possible. Then the other team tries to roll one of its own bocci even closer. From there, the team that does not have the ball closest to the pallino keeps rolling until it does manage to get one closer, and so on until both teams are out of balls. That marks the end of one round. Only the team with the ball nearest the pallino can score, and that team gets a point for each ball that’s closer to the pallino than its opponent’s closest ball. There are some additional rules, but within five minutes even a raw rookie can fully understand play. We played to 12 points but that varies. Players throw with an underarm motion, and I saw as many subtle variations as there were people present — crouching to release the bocce smoothly; spinning; banking off the wooden bumpers. And in my case, praying. Most good players, I was told, are straight bowlers. But I found rolling a straight ball easier said than done. I quickly came to understand the complexity of the strategy involved, and once again I appreciated the difference between understanding the tactics and actually executing them. Some of the players exhibited real finesse. Most of us depended on luck. In fact, Johnny’s bocce mantra appears to be, “It‘s better to be lucky than good.” Thank goodness. That gave me hope. We played three games that first morning. The sun was out. The day was beautiful. I returned on a subsequent Saturday and managed to insert myself into the same threesome. And again a few days later with some friends and their 9-yearold daughter. Each time the results were the same. We had a great time and I don’t remember who won. Not surprisingly, there are a number of

variations on the game and many layers of understanding. The official sport has its own language with terms like casino, giro, punto, raffa, volo and morra. Those less beholden to convention can purchase lighted balls that let you play at night or abandon the more predictable surface of bocce courts for the unfettered world of beaches or lawns. For purists (or at least those of us interested in limiting the variables that impact our game) courts abound in Humboldt County. You’ll find them in Trinidad, Rio Dell, Ferndale, Blue Lake and many places in between. There is generally a game at the McKinleyville courts Saturday mornings and in Cutten Saturday afternoons. There seem to be frequent tournaments, too, such as the recent Richard Bettis Memorial Scholarship Fund Bocce Tournament in Rio Dell and the Italian Festival tourney sponsored by the Eureka Order of the Sons of Italy. Since much of the bocce community depends upon the energy of volunteers — whether it’s to groom and monitor the courts or organize tournaments and leagues (there are none currently) — there’s often relatively short notice about special events. Visit one of the courts and ask around. At the conclusion of my first bocce experience, I came home charmed by the culture of the game. Somewhere I heard that the game is so much about friendship and conviviality that bocce even means “kiss” in Italian — a falsehood I repeated several times before being gently corrected. Bocce, I found out, actually means “bowls.” Baci means “kiss,” which explains why it’s the term used when a ball nestles up and touches the pallino. I still like my translation better. l If you would like to write a Get Out! Column, please email Journal editor Carrie Peyton Dahlberg at • North Coast Journal • Thursday, July 18, 2013


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The Pleasures of Summer (Guilty and Otherwise) By Jennifer Savage


quick note for those picking up the Journal on Wednesday – did you make it out to the Blitzen Trapper gig last week? Humboldt Brews offers another chance to hear a band perform similarly evocative, melodic sounds on Wednesday (tonight, so hope you picked up the paper early). Athens’ Futurebirds has played with Drive-By Truckers, Widespread Panic and Alabama Shakes, and are now touring in support of their new album, “Baba Yaga.” You can immerse yourself in Futurebirds’ distinctive sonic textures at — any band with a song called “Johnny Utah” gets props from the start, and the band’s press release promises a “primal, sweat-soaked” live show. The music’s lovely as is, and it should be interesting to see how the wistfulness of the songs transforms into a more primitive performance. Show starts at 9:30 p.m., cost is $10.

Folklife festival frolics onward

This week may well be Humboldt County’s summer zenith. The Crabs are still in full swing, the sun appears determined to shine, gardens burst with berries and zucchinis (oh, so many zucchinis!) and the Humboldt Folklife Festival continues its merry Blue Lake existence. Thursday night is the ever-popular Bluegrass and Beyond Night. Sometimes called “country music for Democrats,” bluegrass has long been a Humboldt County staple, which is why we have musicians who are so darn good at it. The line-up features Cory Goldman and Colin Vance, Raisin’ Grain, No Good Redwood Ramblers and Compost Mountain Boys. Cost is $10/$8 for Humboldt Folklife Society members. Advance tickets recommended. Friday night is another extremely popular event, the Humboldt Folklife Festival Barn Dance – people love these

hoedowns and the fabulous Striped Pig Stringed Band. This one’s at the Arcata Veterans Hall and starts at 7:30 p.m. Cost is $7/$6 HFS members. Saturday brings one of my favorite celebrations of the year — the all-day Humboldt Folklife Festival Free Fest, full of music on various stages, workshops, kid activities and, because it’s Blue Lake, quite likely sunshine. Complete info on the festival at

Fish, counted! Time to party

In Humboldt, we’re never short of ways to combine good beer and good causes. This week’s highlight takes place Friday when the Mad River Alliance hosts a party at, appropriately, the Mad River Tap Room from 5:30 to 9 p.m. The nonprofit is celebrating the completion of the summer’s steelhead survey, which included over 20 divers examining 75 miles of the Mad River. Attendees can get a sense of what that’s like watching noted local underwater videog Thomas Dunklin’s subsurface Dirty Cello courtesy of the band video. Musically speaking, Spindrift and Kingfoot provide the tunes.

Keep the pleasure, lose the guilt

Saturday night requires a decision, but in either case, the theme is guilty pleasures. If you feel like a Eureka dance party, wow, is there ever a dance party!

DJs Mantea$e, JAYMORG, King Maxwell, mattsansadam and La Dolce Video’s DJ Danny Glover promise Nelly, Major Lazer, Beyoncé, Peaches and maybe some Mariah Carey, if you’re lucky. The pleasure of dancing at Eureka’s Palm Lounge will outweigh any guilt — promise. Cost is $3, the grooving heats up around Chandler and Benoit. photo by Wendy Corn 9 p.m. and tickets are available at Missing Link Records. The other option is over in Arcata, and member when Utah Phillips and Ani here’s what you don’t have to feel guilty DiFranco did an album together? This is about: supporting a venue that repeatedly cool like that and then some — in fact, brings in live music. And listen, you also Utah Phillips calls Chris Chandler, “The don’t have to feel guilty about enjoying best performance poet I have ever seen.” the hell out of some good-time powerIf you’re not familiar, imagine a self-aware pop that sounds circa 2001. I clicked on bad man brimming with passion and The Ten Thousand’s track, “Fight Inertia,” nimble with words speaking about such ( and found myself bopping diverse topics as the banality of evil and around the living room singing along on the ramifications of leopard print pillbox the first listen — that’s a sell in my book. hats, with irresistible riffs and short films Hear it and other catchy punky tracks in the background. The Chris Chandler live when the L.A.-based band hits the and Paul Benoit Show lands at the Arcata Alibi. Late night show with music starting Playhouse on Tuesday at 8 p.m.  around 11:15 p.m. Show’s 21-and-over and will set you back a mere $5.

Sunday cello sirens

This sounds promising. Have you been to the Siren’s Song yet? The only drawback is if you’re not a beer drinker, then beverage options are limited — but the ship-themed décor feels right at home in our Victorian seaport and the couches are comfy, all which leads to why you might want to consider Dirty Cello’s free show there Sunday evening. Led by cellist Rebecca Roudman, who has shared the stage with everyone from Elvis Costello to Carlos Santana and Ry Cooder to Joan Baez, Dirty Cello mixes, in the band’s own words, “virtuosic classical playing with the soul of blues, and the fire of gypsy music. Think B.B. King meets Yo-Yo Ma.”

This sounds strange-cool

Performance poet Chris Chandler has joined forces with world-class roots and Americana guitar guru Paul Benoit. Re-

Accept your Facebook invites

Looking into next week, Thursday, June 25 is Roaring for Choice, a Six Rivers Planned Parenthood Advocates for Choice party happening at the Speakeasy and the night of a benefit for the Journal’s Bob Doran (see below) and Arcata business phenom Jessica McGuinty at Humboldt Brews. Saturday, July 27 brings Brothers Comatose to Humboldt Brews — the place is on a perpetual roll. More on all these upcoming good times in next week’s The Hum. Full show listings in the Journal’s Music and More grid, the Eight Days a Week calendar and online.

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On Bob

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Haven’t had enough of music festivals yet? Well, you’re in luck, because here comes another one! NORTHERN NIGHTS brings together musicians and DJs from the North Coast and the Bay Area to meet in the middle at Cooks Valley Campground on the border of Humboldt and Mendocino counties. Repeat the past? Why, of course you can, at Planned Parenthood’s ROARING FOR CHOICE ’20s-themed fundraiser. A DJ will be spinning ’20s-inspired electroswing all night long at the SpeakEasy on Thursday night.

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Local Film Makers Night: Great White Encounter. 7 p.m. Eureka High School, 1915 J St. This documentary tells the story of Humboldt surfer Scott Stephens, who was attacked by a great white shark and rescued by fellow surfers on the beach that day. Held in the lecture hall next to the gymnasium. $5 at the door. 476-1798.


Humboldt Folklife Festival: Bluegrass Night. 6 p.m. Dell’Arte, 131 H St., Blue Lake. Featuring Cory Goldman and Colin Vance, Raising Grain and the No Good Redwood Ramblers. $10, members $8. Summer Concert Series. 6 p.m. C Street Market Square, Foot of C Street, Eureka. Funky Dozen performs this week. Open-air music on Eureka’s waterfront. Free. www.


The Heir Apparent. 8 p.m. Redwood Curtain, 220 First St., Eureka. In this farce, David Ives adapts Jean-Francois Regnard’s 1708 masterpiece, wherein Eraste desperately wants to marry Isabelle, but first he needs to secure an inheritance from his miserable old uncle, Geronte. www.redwoodcurtain. com. 443-7688. Brad Barton, Reality Thief. 6 p.m. Garberville Theater, 766 Redwood St. Sanctuary Forest presents magic from Brad Barton. Beer, wine, cocktails, Asian appetizers and cupcakes for sale. Recommended for ages 10 and up. $15. Victor/Victoria. 8 p.m. Ferndale Repertory Theater, 447 Main St. A penniless soprano, named Victoria, disguises herself as a man named Victor, who entertains as a female impersonator known as “Victoria” and becomes the toast of Paris. $18, $16 seniors/students. brad@ 786-5483.


Fortuna Rodeo Week. Fortuna Rodeo Grounds, Main Street. A little bit cowboy and a little bit Humboldt, the Fortuna Rodeo is a week of big belt buckles, clowns antagonizing bulls and dudes — like dude ranch, not surfer dude — getting tossed by teed-off four-legged mammals. Dust, blood, beer, music and chili have already

made reservations to be there. chamber@sunnyfortuna. com. 725-3959. Junior Rodeo and Barrel Racing. 9 a.m. Rohner Park, 11th and N streets, Fortuna. More rodeo competition with young riders and ropers. Stick around to see the ladies ride for speed and accuracy in the barrel racing competition. You go, cowgirl. $3, $1 children 6-12, free for children under 6. 722-1988. Rodeo Fireman’s Games. 6:30 p.m. Fortuna Main Street, Main Street. Bucket brigades! Hose relays! Watch Humboldt’s volunteer firefighters battle for glory and dunk their rookies. Free. 725-3959.

E.T. comes home to the North Coast, which served as part of the backdrop for the classic movie. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial will kick off the HumboldtDel Norte Film Commission’s MOVIES IN THE PARK, a monthly event featuring movies filmed in Humboldt and Del Norte counties. Bring blankets and lawn chairs to the Sequoia Park this Saturday and enjoy a movie under the stars.


Henderson Center Farmers’ Market. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Henderson Center, Henderson near F Street, Eureka. Music from Lindsey and Cory this week. Fresh local produce, straight from the farmer. 441-9999. McKinleyville Thursday Farmers Market. 3:15-6:30 p.m. McKinleyville Safeway Shopping Plaza, Central Avenue. Lisa Sharry plays this week. McKinleyville Farmers Market, every Thursday. Fresh local vegetables, fruit and flowers straight from the farmer. Also fresh barbecued meats and live music. The People’s Market. Third Thursday of every month, 12-2 p.m. Food for People, 307 W. 14th St., Eureka. Food for People free farmers’ market-style produce distribution for income eligible folks. Free fruits and vegetables, live music, information about CalFresh. Free. 445-3166.


Audubon Conservation Meeting. noon. Golden Harvest Café Arcata, 1062 G St. Monthly meeting to discuss environmental conservation. Free. 442-9353.


Sip and Knit. 6 p.m. NorthCoast Knittery, 320 Second St., Eureka. Join fellow knitters, crocheters, weavers, spinners and other fiber artists as they socialize and work on their current projects. 442-9276.




Arts McKinleyville. Third Friday of every month, 6-8 p.m. McKinleyville Safeway Shopping Plaza, Central Avenue.


Art, food and music at participating McKinleyville businesses. Free. www. 834-6460.


World Dance. 8-10 p.m. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church, 1675 Chester Ave., Sunny Brae. Humboldt Folk Dancers teach and take requests at this all-ages event. $3. g-b-deja@ 839-3665.


Bringing it Home Hemp Documentary Screening. 6 & 7:30 p.m. Native American Forum - HSU, 1 Harpst St., Arcata. Documentary exploring the variety of uses of hemp. Free. 499-8468.


Humboldt Folklife Festival: Barn Dance. 7:30 p.m. Arcata Veterans Hall, 1425 J Street. Dance to the music of the Striped Pig Band. $7, members $6, seniors and kids under 12 free. Northern Nights Music Festival. Cooks Valley Campground, Milkway Loop exit off Highway 101, Piercy. A three-day music festival with yoga, art, burlesque, comedy and much, much more. Oh, and music. Also lots of music. $70-$160. www.


The Heir Apparent. 8 p.m. Redwood Curtain. See July 18 listing. Victor/Victoria. 8 p.m. Ferndale Repertory Theater. See July 18 listing.


Motorsports Night at the Rodeo. 6 p.m. Rohner Park,

11th and N streets, Fortuna. Rowdy motorized madness, including quad barrel racing, a pro motocross jumper, and Quadiators (YouTube it). Sorry, no kid stuff this year. $5. 725-3959. Rodeo Kidnapped Tourist Trial. noon. Fortuna Library, 753 14th St. The good people of Fortuna are fixin’ to wrangle a stranger and make sure they “hang” around town for complimentary meals and fun. At least they didn’t hang anybody for real last year. Free. 725-3959.


Garberville Farmers’ Market. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Garberville Town Square, Church Street. Local farm-fresh produce, meats, cheeses, baked goods and other specialty foods. EBT, Cal-Fresh and WIC accepted. 672-5224.


Free Humboldt Bay Boat Tours. 9 a.m. Humboldt Baykeeper, 217 E St., Eureka. Humboldt Baykeeper is offering free natural history boat tours of the north Humboldt Bay every weekend through the summer. The boat can

accommodate up to five people. Make reservations one week in advance. Free. 268-8897.

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Heart of the Redwoods Quilt Show. 10 a.m. Redwood Acres Fairgrounds, 3750 Harris St., Eureka. Hundreds of quilts for show and sale. Raises funds for the Redwood Empire Quilter’s Guild. $8, $6 children and seniors. www.


Movies in the Park. This month’s movie is E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial 7 p.m. Sequoia Park, 3414 W St., Eureka. The Humboldt-Del Norte Film Commission presents a monthly movie night featuring movies filmed on the North Coast. Free.



The Heir Apparent. 8 p.m. Redwood Curtain. San Francisco Mime Troupe’s Oil and Water. 7:30 p.m. Mateel Community Center, 59 Rusk Lane, Redway. This Tony Award winning troupe performs a mix of political satire, original music, and writing to produce socially relevant theater. 923-3368. Victor/Victoria. 8 p.m. Ferndale Repertory Theater. See July 18 listing.


17th Annual Karuk Reunion. The Karuk Tribe, 64236 Second Avenue, Happy Camp. Community event with activities for kids, water slide, obstacle course, entertainment, raffles, prizes, $10 salmon dinner — elders eat free — food booths, arts & craft booths, demonstration brush dance, female traditional dress show, traditional Indian card games, traditional stick games and a live music dance. Free. 530-493-1600, ext: 2010.

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Humboldt Folklife Festival: All Day Festival. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Dell’Arte, 131 H St., Blue Lake. The music is nonstop on two stages on this last day of the Humboldt

Folk Festival. Free. folk@ Northern Nights Music Festival. Cooks Valley Campground, Milkway Loop exit off Highway 101, Piercy. See July 19 listing.

Yee Ha! The Fortuna Rodeo is on, so saddle up for some ropin’, wranglin’ and ridin’. For those of us not quite ready to climb onto a bronco, the carnival is going all week long with rides and a midway right in Rohner Park ($25 for all-day wrist bands). On Thursday, the Junior Rodeo continues with young cowpokes competing at the Rodeo Grounds in Rohner Park, along with barrel racing afterward ($3, $1 children 6-12, free for kids under 6). At 6:30 you have full permission to stare at firefighters during the Fireman’s Games on Main Street (free). That means lots of sloshing buckets and speed drills as crews from all over the county test their skills. Friday revs up with Motorsports Night at the rodeo grounds at 6 p.m. ($5). Motocross jumper Julian D’usseau will be soaring, spinning and otherwise defying gravity on his bike. ATV racing and the infamous Quadiators should provide plenty of thrills and spills. In the Quadiator competition, passengers on each quad have balloons on their helmets and foam-covered bats — the goal is to whack other riders’ balloons, and it goes pretty much how you would think.

Wake up for pancakes with the Fortuna Kiwanis Club on Saturday (7 a.m., $6, $4 for kids under 12) and carbo-load for the 5K run/ walk at 9 a.m. All proceeds go to Relay for Life, and you can always rest while you watch the “Ridin’ with the Red, White and Blue” parade go by on Main Street at noon. The rodeo kicks up again at the rodeo grounds at 2 p.m. ($7, $3 for kids under 12), followed by the new Bands, Bulls and Brews event at 8 p.m. The Roadmasters and The Delta Nationals play in between bouts of bull ridin’ and a round of “Cowboy Poker,” in which fellas sit down to a game of cards in a ring with an angry bull. Last one to leave the table takes the pot. Sunday’s barbecue in Rohner Park at 11 a.m. promises to be full of live music and red meat. For $12, get a heap of deep pit barbecued beef and a pile of sides — what? You did a 5K yesterday. Chow down. Then head back to the rodeo grounds for one last day of spurjangling rodeo fun. Happy trails. — Jennifer Fumiko Cahill • North Coast Journal • Thursday, July 18, 2013


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Bands, Bulls and Brews. 8 p.m. Fortuna Rodeo Grounds, Main Street. Kick up your heels to the Roadmasters and the Delta Nationals and watch 30 bull riders try to make it to the buzzer. Don’t miss Cowboy Poker — with an angry bull. $5. 725-3959. Barnyard Brew and BBQ. 4-8 p.m. Greycliff Rodeo Grounds, Greycliff, Benbow. Microbrew beer tasting 5-6pm, country music, barbecue by Flaming Chefs and auction to benefit Heart of the Redwoods Community Hospice. $25, $12 for children. 923-7276. Dow’s Prairie Grange Breakfast and Flea Market. Third Saturday of every month, 9 a.m. Dow’s Prairie Grange, 3995 Dows Prairie Road, McKinleyville. Enjoy pancakes, eggs and more, or shop for knick knacks, etc. Flea market ends at 4 p.m. $5, $3 for kids. 840-0100. Fortuna Rodeo. 2 p.m. Fortuna Rodeo Grounds, Main Street. The events y’all have been waitin’ for: ridin’, ropin’ and wrasslin’ for buckles, saddles, purses and pride. $7, $3 children under 12, free for children under 3. 725-3959. Rodeo Parade. noon. Fortuna Main Street, Main Street. Smile and wave! This year’s theme is “Ridin’ with the Red, White and Blue.” Stake out your spot early for a good view. Free. 725-3959.


Girls Scouts “Green by Nature.” 10 a.m.-11:30 p.m. Jefferson Community Center, 1000 B St., Eureka. Environmental program led by Girl Scout staff including stories, bingo and other games. Open to Girl Scouts and girls who have never participated in scouts. Come learn more about the Girl Scouts and how you can join. Free.


Arcata Farmers’ Market. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Arcata Plaza, Ninth and G streets. Locavores’ delight: fresh vegetables and fruit from local producers, food vendors, plant starts, flowers, live music every week at 10 a.m. Free. 441-9999. Kiwanis Pancake Breakfast. 7 a.m. Rohner Park, 11th and N streets, Fortuna. Start a day at the rodeo right with a stack of pancakes at the Cook Shack. Cash from the carbs goes to high school scholarships. $6, $4 children under 12. 725-3959.


Bayfront Restaurant One F Street, Eureka, CA 443-7489 Open Daily 11-9:30pm |

Arcata Marsh Tour. 2 p.m. Arcata Marsh and Wildlife Sanctuary Interpretive Center, 600 S. G St. Meet a trained guide for a 90-minute walk focusing on the ecology of the marsh. Free. 826-2359. Audubon Society Arcata Marsh Tour. 8:30 a.m. Arcata Marsh and Wildlife Sanctuary. Redwood Region Audubon Society is sponsoring a free public field trip. Bring your binoculars and have a great morning birding! Meet leader Joe Ceriani in the parking lot at the end of South I Street (Klopp Lake) in Arcata, rain or shine. Trip ends around 11 a.m.


Fortuna Rodeo 5k Run/Walk. 9 a.m. Fortuna Main Street. Proceeds benefit Relay for Life. Register online at or grab a form at Fortuna Healthsport, Jogg’n Shoppe in Arcata or the rodeo website. Don’t forget to stretch. $20, $25 late registration. fortunarodeo. com. 725-3959.


Access Media Center Orientation. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m. Access Humboldt Community Media Center, Eureka High School, Eureka. Learn about resources available at Access Humboldt: recording studio, field equipment, editing stations, cable TV channels, etc. Free. 476-1798. Dream Group. 2:30 p.m. Old Town Gazebo, F and Second streets, Eureka. Meet to discuss dreams and their meaning. Free.

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Heart of the Redwoods Quilt Show. 10 a.m. Redwood Acres Fairgrounds. See July 20 listing. Trinidad Artists’ Market. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Murphy’s Market parking lot, Main and View avenues, Trinidad. Art and crafts from local artisans, live music and barbecue. 834-8720.


Bayside Grange Music Project. 5-9 p.m. Bayside Grange, 2297 Jacoby Creek Road. From 5-7 p.m. anyone playing any instrument with any ability is invited; 7-9 p.m. people with wind instruments for Bandemonium. Donations. Bayside. 442-0156. Third Sunday Jazz Jam. 2-4:30 p.m. Morris Graves Museum of Art, 636 F St., Eureka. San Francisco songstress Lisa Baney croons with Stephen Smith on piano, Baron Wolfe on bass and Michael Curran on drums. The performance will be followed by an open jam session. Dig it. $5 donation. Northern Nights Music Festival. Cooks Valley Campground. See July 19 listing.


The Heir Apparent. 2 p.m. Redwood Curtain. See July 18 listing. Victor/Victoria. 2 p.m. Ferndale Repertory Theater. See July 18 listing.


Fortuna Rodeo BBQ. 11 a.m. Rohner Park, 11th and N streets, Fortuna. Line up for deep pit beef BBQ — 4,000 pounds of it — served up with all the fixins and live music. Come hungry. $12. 725-3959.


Animism International. Third Sunday of every month, 4-6 p.m. North Coast Co-op, Eureka, 25 Fourth St. Discussion of Joseph Campbell’s The Hero With a Thousand Faces in a group setting. Free. AnimismInternational@ 382-7566. Dharma Talk. 9:30 a.m. Aikido Center, 890 G St., Arcata. Dharma Talk with Soto Zen Priest Alan Senauke. Meditation begins at 8 a.m. Free. Eureka Mindfulness Group. Third Sunday of every month, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. First Christian Church Eureka, 730 K St. Heal your body and mind, practice meditation. Led by Cindee Grace. Donations accepted. www. 269-7044.


Plants of Headwaters. 10 a.m. Headwaters Forest Reserve, End of Elk River Road, six miles off Highway 101, Eureka. Join park ranger Gena Wood for a mile walk and talk about the historic uses/identification of native/ exotic plants along the Elk River trail. The walk is level and for all abilities. Free. 825-2300.


Sandlot Baseball. 1 p.m. Sandlot league that’s been around for seven or eight years in Arcata — all skill levels — open invite hardball. Games are every Sunday on the field behind the CHP station in Arcata. 18-plus. Bring glove. 497-9594.


Redwood Coast Scrabble Club. 1-5 p.m. Arcata Community Center, 321 Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway. Scrabble. Nothing more, nothing less. 677-9242.

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Friendship Circle Dance. 7-10 p.m. Moose Lodge, 4328


Corner of 14th & G Streets. Near Wildberries and only two blocks from HSU.

In May, when Jessicurl founder/world music DJ Jessica McGuinty underwent heart surgery and our own lovable Arts and Entertainment Editor/Music Guru Bob Doran had a stroke, many people asked if there was anything they could do. After all, recovery can be tough, and medical bills ain’t cheap. The good news iws that both lovely people are bouncing back, and there is something you can do. You can get down to good music, laugh and bid on things for yourself at the “Back on Their Feet” benefit concert for Jessica and Bob. The show, brought to you by The Arcata Eye and the Journal, is at HumBrews on Thursday, July 25 at 8 p.m. Go ahead and write it down; we’ll wait. Stomp your boots and whoop it up with The Trouble and Gunsafe, both fresh from the stages of the Humboldt Folklife Festival. Don’t sit down, though, because Missing Link DJs Matt & Adam will have lots of vinyl with Campton Road, Eureka. Dancing for people in their 50s and older, with live music featuring tunes from the 1930s-50s. $4. 725-5323.


Stories, Songs and Poetry with Jeff DeMark and Mediha Saliba. 7:30 p.m. Studio 299, 75 The Terrace, Willow Creek. An evening of stories, songs and poetry featuring

them. And it will be funky. Or dope. Do people still say dope? Either way, it’s a lot for $10 at the door. Hope it doesn’t hurt when Bob and Jessica laugh. Local comedy diva Sherae O’Shaughnessy is hosting the evening, and our own Kim Hodges, also of the Ba-Dum-Chh comedy troupe, will be encouraging us all to chuckle inappropriately. That’s plenty of funny. Then there’s the silent auction with all kinds of tickets, goodies, services and even artwork from Center Arts, Baroni, 3 Foods, Renata’s Creperie, Darius Brotman, Robert Goodman Winery, Garden Gate and more. Rex Bohn will also be calling a live auction. Check out the growing list on our A&E Blog. You’re such a giver — treat yourself to something pretty. Interested in donating? Give Debi Farber Bush a call at 845-3873. Should be quite a party … see you there! — Jennifer Fumiko Cahill


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Jeff DeMark with Mediha Saliba in a benefit for Studio 299. Refreshments will be available for purchase. $5 to $10 sliding scale.


Brain Disorder Support Group. 6-7 p.m. Fortuna United Methodist Church, 922 N St. Support group for those

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with a friend or family member with a serious brain disorder such as bipolar, schizo-affective disorder, schizophrenia, OCD, PTSD, etc. Free. 725-8853. Tennis Lessons. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Veteran’s Park, Gower Lane, Willow Creek. The Trinity River Tennis Club hosts free tennis lessons every Monday in July. Water and healthy snacks provided. Drop-ins welcome. 530-629-3084.

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Where’s Waldo? Guys in Arcata with chunky glasses and knit caps are a dime a dozen, but finding this guy pays off. This month in Arcata, 24 paper Waldo figures from Martin Handford’s Where’s Waldo? illustrated hide-and-seek books have been stashed all over local shops. Hunt them down and you could end up with a cache of prizes. Remember how fun it was to pore over those crowd pictures — both engrossing and claustrophobic — searching for the skinny guy in the red and white stripes? Go ahead and crack open a copy or look for an image online. You can’t resist looking for him. Waldo, the lanky world traveler who actually learned to blend in with the natives and taught a generation how to obsess, is back. But where? Pick up a “passport” at any participating store (Northtown Books has a bunch) and get a stamp for every Waldo you find. When you bring your passport back to Northtown, 10 stamps get you a sticker and a coupon, and 20 get you in on a drawing for the grand prize on July 31, which includes, among other things, a big, fat box set of Where’s Waldo? Naturally. The manhunt is on in independent bookstores all over the country to promote shopping locally, and both children and adults in Arcata have already started filling their passports up with stamps. So grab the kids and start looking. — Jennifer Fumiko Cahill

Blu Tuesdays Film Series: Black Narcissus. 6:30 p.m. Humboldt County Library, 1313 Third St., Eureka. The Humboldt County Library’s series of films bases on books continues with Black Narcissus, in which a group of nuns transform a Himalyan palace into a school and dispensary — and are transformed by their exotic surroundings. Free. 269-1962.


Ukulele Play and Sing Group. 1:30 p.m. Humboldt Senior Resource Center, 1910 California St., Eureka. All genres of music, from “Greensleeves” to “Kansas City,” “Cupid” to “El Paso.” If you can carry a tune and play a stringed instrument, come party! Free. Donations appreciated.


Eureka Farmer’s Market. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Old Town Gazebo, Second and F streets, Eureka. Fresh, local produce direct from the farmer. Free. 441-9999. Fortuna Farmers’ Market. 3-6 p.m. Fortuna Farmers’ Market, 10th and Main streets. Fresh, local produce, meats and cheeses. Miranda Farmers’ Market. 2-5 p.m. Miranda Gardens Resort, 6766 Avenue of the Giants. Farm-fresh produce, etc. 672-5224. Shelter Cove Farmers’ Market. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Downtown Shelter Cove, Machi Road. Local farm-fresh produce, meats, cheeses, baked goods and other specialty foods. 672-5224.


Humboldt Cribbage Club. 6:15 p.m. Moose Lodge, 4328 Campton Road, Eureka. Play some cards. $7. 444-3161.

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Humboldt Green Party Monthly Meeting. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 6:30 p.m. Humboldt Greens Meeting Space, 310 H Street, Arcata. Free. dsilver@greens. org. 267-5342.

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Roaring for Choice. 4-11 p.m. The SpeakEasy, 411 Opera Alley, Eureka. Great Gatsby! It’s a prohibition-era retro fundraiser for Six Rivers Planned Parenthood with drinks and electro-swing jams. Free.


The Allergist’s Wife. 8 p.m. North Coast Repertory Theatre, 300 Fifth St., Eureka. Opening night of Charles Busch’s comedy about a woman on the verge of a breakdown who is revived by a visit from an old friend. This performance is a benefit for the cast and crew, with a champagne reception afterward. $15. The Heir Apparent. 8 p.m. Redwood Curtain. See July 18 listing.


Back on their Feet: A Benefit Concert and Silent Auction for Jessica McGuinty and Bob Doran. 8 p.m. Humboldt Brews Bar & Grill, 856 10th St., Arcata. A benefit


concert and silent auction for Jessica McGuinty and the Journal’s own Bob Doran. Mistress of Ceremonies Sherae O’Shaughnessy and music by The Trouble, Gunsafe and Missing Link DJs Matt and Adam. Comedy by Bah-DumChh’s Kim Hodges. $10.

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Henderson Center Farmers’ Market. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Henderson Center, Henderson near F Street, Eureka. See July 18 listing. McKinleyville Thursday Farmers’ Market. 3:15-6:30 p.m. McKinleyville Safeway Shopping Plaza. See July 18 listing.


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Love music? The Humboldt Folklife Society wants your help. It’s looking for volunteers to help out with the Folklife Festival’s All Day Free Festival on July 20 in Blue Lake. It could also use a hand at the Buddy Brown Blues Festival on Aug. 3. For more information contact Arcata Marsh Work Day Get dirty. Friends of the Arcata Marsh is pulling invasive plants from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. on Saturday, July 20. Bring work gloves, hand-weeding tools and knee pads if you’ve got ’em. Some tools, gloves and refreshments provided. Meet at the first parking lot from Samoa Boulevard on South I Street. For info call Dennis Houghton 825-2163.

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Sip and Knit. 6 p.m. NorthCoast Knittery. See July 18 listing.



By now you’ve seen After Earth, or you’ve heard the epithets tossed its way: boring, turgid, narcissistic, M. Night Shyamalan. About the only nice thing anyone can say about the Will Smith vanity project (currently sitting at a cool 11 percent positive rating on meta-critic site is that it co-stars some purty redwoods. Of course, After Earth isn’t the first flick to feature our fair county. And, surprisingly, it may not be the worst. We dredged up some other made-inHumboldt stinkers, along with their Rotten Tomatoes stats, so you wouldn’t have to. You’re welcome. Halloween III: SeaSon of tHe wItcH (1982) the plot: The third installment of the Halloween franchise ditches iconic killer Michael Myers for a bunch of muddled nonsense about pagan rituals. Sort of like replacing Michael Jordan with Toni Kukoc. Key Humboldt location: You don’t realize how creepy Loleta is until you see it standing in for the town of “Santa Mira,” home of the Silver Shamrock Novelties factory, which makes a helluva lot more than cheese. critical consensus: 35 percent positive JennIfer 8 (1992) the plot: A Los Angeles cop (Andy Garcia, “fresh” off The Godfather: Part III) escapes to a small town and soon finds himself on the trail of a killer who blah, blah, blah … Key Humboldt location: Most movies pretend Humboldt is somewhere else (a post-apocalyptic hellscape, a remote Costa Rican island, the place where Dustin Hoffman chases that monkey). This one actually name-drops Eureka. Thanks … a lot. critical consensus: 35 percent positive

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almoSt HeroeS (1998) the plot: No-brow “comedy” about two moronic explorers (Matthew Perry from Friends and an extrabloated Chris Farley in his final film role) trying to beat Lewis and Clark to the westward punch. Key Humboldt location: Humboldt Lagoons State Park in Trinidad boasts gorgeous scenery, but we’re betting the hard-partying Farley was drawn by some other trees. critical consensus: 14 percent positive Jezebel’S KISS (1990) the plot: Plot? OK … there’s this chick, see, and she wants to avenge her family by, like, um, having lots of sex and stuff. (Co-stars Meredith Baxter, the mom from Family Ties. For real.) Key Humboldt location: Mad River Hospital makes an appearance, but even it couldn’t resuscitate. critical consensus: 0 percent positive — Jacob Shafer

live music live music Blitzen Trapper Standing on the burnished hardwood floor, surrounded by the laughter and chitchat of the waiting crowd, I try to imagine what the Humbrews vat room looked like before they turned it into such a classy show space. The show was supposed to start at 9:30, but in true rock ‘n’ roll fashion, it’s now 10 and the amps are still silent. No one seems bothered by the delay; with two bars, people seem content to wait. By the time the opening band, The Quiet Ones, takes the stage, only half of the attendees have actually filed into the show space. The rest are still at their tables, finishing their pitchers and hot wings and waiting for the real reason they’re here: Blitzen Trapper. Blitzen has been relatively silent since the success of its 2008 album Furr. The band released another album, Destroyer of the Void, in 2010, however, its sophomore effort on the Sub Pop label received considerably less public attention. Their Portland-based, alternativesouthern rock sound doesn’t often flow well with the rest of radio programming (think Wilco, but faster and with more songs about guns). The new album, American Goldwing, has fewer melodic moments than the band’s previous records, and it’s a lot more hard-hitting. These guys may not be radio-friendly, but, damn, they put on a fun live show. The band bounced back and forth between acoustic and electric, alternating between soulful and reckless rock. Though there is always a country twinge to its sound, Blitzen is a refreshing dose of rock ‘n’ roll when compared to most of the banjo-laden indie rock out there these days. Don’t take that the wrong way; I have nothing but love for the banjo, the mandolin and the steel guitar, but sometimes you just want to hear an electric guitar wail and scream. I can’t be the only hipster who is tired of tapping their toes and nodding their head. I want to dance, dammit. The majority of the concert crowd feels the same way, apparently. Sweaters have been taken off, beers have been set to the side (except for that one guy who’s spilled his everywhere), and people are generally letting loose. The rug-cutting does not go unnoticed by Drew Laughery, the band’s keyboardist and supplier of comic relief. “Dancing crowds are the best,” he says between songs. “Footloose was right.” Blitzen Trapper is a small enough band, in the sense of commercial success, that the band members work their own merch table. I buy a BT T-shirt from the back-up guitarist. This band is a large sound in a small package; I’d see Blitzen again in a heartbeat. — Dev Richards • North Coast Journal • Thursday, July 18, 2013


MovieTimes Film times reflect the most current listings as of Tuesday afternoon. As schedules at individual theaters sometimes change, we recommend calling ahead to avoid any inconvenience.

Broadway Cinema

1223 Broadway St., Eureka, (707) 443-3456 The Conjuring Fri-Thu: (1:15, 4), 6:45, 9:30 Despicable Me 2 Fri-Thu: (12:35, 3:15), 5:50, 8:25 Grown Ups 2 Fri-Thu: (12:25, 1:50, 3:05, 4:30), 5:40, 7:05, 8:15, 9:40 The Heat Fri-Thu: (12:50, 3:40), 6:30, 9:20 The Lone Ranger Fri-Thu: (12:45, 4:15), 7:50 Pacific Rim Fri-Thu: (1:35, 3, 4:40), 7:45, 9 Pacific Rim 3D Fri-Thu: (12), 6 R.I.P.D. Fri-Thu: (2:30), 7:20 R.I.P.D. 3D Fri-Thu: (12:05, 4:55), 9:45 Red 2 Fri-Thu: (12:30, 3:25), 6:15, 9:05 Turbo Fri-Thu: (12:20), 5:30 Turbo 3D Fri-Thu: (2:50), 8 World War Z Fri-Wed: (1, 3:50), 6:40, 9:30; Thu: (1, 3:50), 6:40

Mill Creek Cinema

1575 Betty Court, McKinleyville, (707) 839-2222 The Conjuring Fri-Thu: (1:15, 4), 6:40, 9:20 Despicable Me 2 Fri-Thu: (12:20, 2:55), 5:35, 8 Grown Ups 2 Fri-Thu: (12:55, 3:30), 6:10, 8:50 The Heat Fri-Wed: (12:50, 3:40), 6:25, 9:10; Thu: (12:50, 3:40), 6:25 Pacific Rim Fri-Thu: (3), 9 Pacific Rim 3D Fri-Thu: (12), 6 R.I.P.D. Fri-Thu: (3:50), 8:40 R.I.P.D. 3D Fri-Thu: (1:25), 6:15 Red 2 Fri-Thu: (12, 2:45), 5:30, 8:25 Turbo Fri-Thu: (12:45), 5:50 Turbo 3D Fri-Thu: (3:20), 8:20


Minor Theatre

1001 H St., Arcata, (707) 822-3456 Despicable Me 2 Fri: (3:35), 5:55, 8:15; Sat-Sun: (1:15, 3:35), 5:55, 8:15; Mon-Wed: (3:35), 5:55, 8:15; Thu: (3:35), 5:55 Grown Ups 2 Fri: (4:25), 6:50, 9:15; Sat-Sun: (2, 4:25), 6:50, 9:15; Mon-Thu: (4:25), 6:50, 9:15 R.I.P.D. Fri: (4:40), 7:05, 9:30; Sat-Sun: (2:20, 4:40), 7:05, 9:30; Mon-Thu: (4:40), 7:05, 9:30

The Idiocracy is Upon Us

The Sandler sequel is so bad it’s insulting, but del Toro’s monsters are fun John J. Bennett


GROWN UPS 2. Two years ago, when I watched Jack and Jill, it occurred to me that Adam Sandler movies are kind of unassailable. They don’t break any new ground and they’re not consistently funny, but he and his buddies seem to have fun making them, and they seem generally good-hearted. But this new one is so unfunny, so disingenuous in its pandering, so unpleasant that this review serves as a retraction. Sandler’s career started to take off just as my sense of comedy was forming. His SNL characters, his comedy records, his first few big movies are all vital signposts on my highway of what’s funny. That being said, I’ve never been an apologist: Much of that early work, which I loved so at the time, has grown seamy and center-less with age. Still, the guy’s a major figure in comedy and a genuine talent with the ability, occasionally, to do great things. Those things are usually the work of other writer/directors (Punch-Drunk Love, Funny People), but

Fortuna Theatre

1241 Main St., (707) 725-2121 Despicable Me 2 Fri-Thu: (12, 2:25, 4:45), 7, 9:20 Grown Ups 2 Fri-Thu: (12:10, 2:35, 4:55), 7:15, 9:40 Pacific Rim Fri-Thu: (12:20, 3:40), 6:55, 9:45 R.I.P.D. Fri-Thu: (2:30, 4:50), 7:10 R.I.P.D. 3D Fri-Thu: (12:05), 9:30 Red 2 Fri-Thu: (1, 4:10), 7, 9:40 Turbo Fri-Thu: (12, 2:20, 4:40), 7:05 Turbo 3D Fri-Thu: 9:25

July 19July 26 Fri July 19 - Side by Side (2012) Doors at 7:30 p.m., $5, Not rated Sun July 21 - Free Willy (1993) Doors at 5:30 p.m., $5, PG Wed July 24 - Sci Fi Night ft. Invaders From Outer Space (1957), Doors at 6 p.m., All ages, Free Fri July 26 - The Hunger Games (2012) Doors at 7:30 p.m., $5, PG-13

Garberville Theatre

766 Redwood Drive, (707) 923-3580 Now You See Me Fri-Tue: 7:30; Wed: 6:30; Thu: 7:30 • 822-1220 • 1036 G St.

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they wouldn’t be what they are without Sandler’s singular presence. Up to this point I’ve quietly appreciated that Sandler’s been able to build himself a little media empire without having to compromise himself. I don’t necessarily share his crew’s love of scatological humor or their bizarre fear/ disdain of homosexuality, but the ticketbuying public certainly does. And financial success has allowed Hollywood to become Happy Madison’s dream factory, with these stupid Grown Ups movies as the flagship models. (Full disclosure: I’ve not seen the first installment.) Sandler plays Lenny Feder, an Adam Sandler type who hits it big in the movies. As the character himself points out, he’s inexplicably married to a gorgeous, intelligent woman (the incomparable Salma Hayek). Tired of Hollywood, he moves the family back to his hometown where he reconnects with his well-intentioned, idiotic high school cronies. Eric (Kevin James) owns an auto body shop, has a disconcertingly clingy relationship with his mother and is, of course, married to an incongruously attractive woman (Maria Bello). Kurt (Chris Rock) works as an installer for the cable company. Marcus (David Spade) doesn’t seem to do much of anything, beyond licking the bicep of a bulked-up female bodybuilder and trying to relate to the teenaged son he previously didn’t know he had. They’re just a bunch of Average Joes working it out with their families and facing middle age together; it’s total bullshit. The guys playing these parts are all extremely wealthy, and they got that way because they tell jokes, not because they’re great actors. So to see them pretend to be working-class guys who might struggle to make the mortgage feels

dishonest and a little insulting. The script doesn’t even attempt any legitimate character development or authenticity: It’s just a blank canvas on which the actors paint their uninspired pictures. This is, without hyperbole, the closest I have ever come to walking out of a movie theater. The impulse to flee set in during the first frame, and I actively fought it for the following 101 minutes. PG-13. PACIFIC RIM. It seems like the press surrounding Pacific Rim has more to do with its “underperformance” at the box office than the content of the movie. Which is a pity, because co-writer/director/monster-master Guillermo del Toro has once again taken on genre convention and won handily. He did it with vampire movies (Blade 2), underdog comic book superhero adaptations (Hellboy), and Spanish Civil War/coming of age/ultraviolent/magical realism fairy tales (Pan’s Labyrinth). Now he’s gone even bigger, inventing a whole new type of monster for humanity to contend with. In the world of Pacific Rim, 2013 marks the beginning of a decade-long conflict with nefarious, intelligent leviathans from another dimension. Called Kaiju, they emerge from a crevasse in the ocean floor with ever-increasing frequency, making landfall to destroy major cities. The nations of the world band together, pooling their resources to build a line of defense. The result is the Jaeger project, a collection of giant hand-to-hand combat robots piloted by small teams of soldiers conjoined by neural networking. Initially, the Jaegers are devastatingly successful at stopping the Kaiju, but the enemies’ intelligence and adaptation eventually render the weapons obsolete. Years later, a stalwart commander (Idris Elba) assembles a crack team of Jaeger pilots for a Hail Mary attempt at wiping out the big bad sea beasties. Pacific Rim sees del Toro working with his biggest budget ever, so it’s not surprising that the visual effects are so damn good. The movie’s got an incredible number of process shots, but the attention to detail is stunning and those shots never succumb to the “so real it looks fake” tendency of so many contemporary effects movies. Equally important: Del Toro is a real director, by which I mean a real storyteller. So even though he had a nine-figure bankroll, he never loses sight of the story’s vital aspects. The principal characters are multi-dimensional and thoughtfully developed; the actors inhabit those characters with intelligence and sensitivity; the narrative holding together the gigantic action sequences moves along with consistent, measured intention. This is the sort of movie that deserves to be a blockbuster. It’s a big loud mon-

ster movie, sure. But it also has a heart and a brain, and it’s deeply compelling. PG13. 132m. — John J. Bennett

DANCE WITH DEBBIE BALLROOM WORKSHOP. 2hr. workshop/ $12 per person in Swing, Latin, Hustle, Arm styling, Dips & Fancy Endings, and More! call (707) 464−3638 or Check calendar at (DMT−0822)


RED 2. Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren return as over-the-hill secret operatives on a shoot-em-up crusade to track down a missing nuclear device. PG13. 116m. R.I.P.D. Is it just me, or does the trailer for this look like a bad rip-off of Men in Black? Jeff Bridges plays the crotchety guru and Ryan Reynolds the hotshot newcomer in the Rest In Peace Department, a crew of undead police officers out to forcibly send reluctant souls to the other side. PG13. 96m. THE CONJURING. A pair o’ paranormal investigators (Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson) try to help a family that’s being terrorized by something evil in their farmhouse in this thriller from the director of Saw. R. 112m. Here’s one for us film junkies/scholars/ romantics: The documentary Side by Side (2012) looks at the digital revolution in cinema, which has quickly made celluloid film stock all but obsolete. A host of bigname directors including Martin Scorsese, David Lynch and James Cameron debate the merits of each format. Good stuff. Plays Friday at 8 p.m. at the Arcata Theatre Lounge. Sunday’s family movie is the feelgood orca flick Free Willy (1993). And next Wednesday’s Sci-Fi Pint and Pizza Night centers on Invaders from Outer Space, a 1957 Japanese oddity about a cosmic superhero. 6 p.m.


DESPICABLE ME 2. Reformed villain Gru (Steve Carell) and his cute little peanut minions get recruited by the AntiVillain League in this charming animated comedy. PG. 98m. THE HEAT. Sandra Bullock, as an overachieving FBI agent, and Melissa McCarthy, as a brash, foul-mouthed Boston cop, fight crime in this comedy from the director of Bridesmaids. R. 117m. THE LONE RANGER. Johnny Depp, oh how you have fallen. He plays Tonto in this loud, obnoxious Disney dud based on the old radio/TV show. PG13. 149m. NOW YOU SEE ME. A group of magicians rob banks and run from the law in this breezy, enjoyable escape. PG13. 116m.  TURBO. The latest from Dreamworks Animation imagines a garden snail who longs to be fast. Voice talent from Ryan Reynolds, Paul Giamatti and Michael Peña. PG. WORLD WAR Z. The global zombie outbreak forgot about one thing: Brad freakin’ Pitt. PG13. 116m. — Ryan Burns

List your class – just 50 cents/word per issue! Deadline: Monday, noon. Place online at or e-mail: Listings must be paid in advance by check, cash or Visa/MasterCard. Many classes require pre-registration.

Arts & Crafts

CREATING TUMBLERS & MUGS. Ongoing, weekly the first and third Thurs., 6:30−9 p.m. Free. Create whimsical ceramic mugs for our fundraising events. All ages welcome. Attend 3 workshops and receive a final product free. Fire Arts Center, 520 South G St., Arcata. (707) 826−1445, (AC−1226) HANDBUILDING FOR ADVANCED BEGINNERS & INTERMEDIATES. $90. Thurs.s, 10 a.m.−Noon, (5 weeks), Aug. 1−29. With Otamay Hushing. Join us for fun with handbuilding clay projects. Bring your own ideas or try out some new ones. Flexible format to encourage your creativity. Previous clay experience required. Fire Arts Center, 520 South G St., Arcata. (707) 826−1445, (AC−0725) SEWING CLASSES FROM BASICS, TO PATTERN DRAFTING, TO CORSETS Choose classes from Basics to Tees, Skirts, Corsets, Draping, Pattern Drafting. Full schedule online. Contact us Today! (707) 442−2646., (AC−0718)


HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED "TOXIC FAITH" A situation in which someone took religion too far? Share your story at Lifetree Café! Sun. July 21, 7 p.m. Lifetree Café is located on the corner of Union and 13th St., Arcata. (CMM−0718) WE WILL BE DISCUSSING MENTAL ILLNESS AT LIFETREE CAFÉ. If you have experienced this tough topic we would love for you to come share your story with us! Sun., July 28, 7 p.m. Lifetree Café is located on the corner of Union and 13th St., Arcata. (CMM−0725)


BEGINNING STEEL DRUM. Mon. evenings July 1−29, 7−8 p.m., Pan Arts Network, 1049 Samoa Blvd., Suite C. $50, (707) 407−8998, info@panarts (DMT−0725)

FREE HIP HOP CLASS: POPPING. Mon. July 29, 6 p.m., Redwood Raks, Arcata. Express your own signature style with a popular hip hop technique that incorporates muscle controlled isolations, illu− sion & creative movement. Learn from Fluidgirl, a well−known Bay Area dancer with over 10+yrs. Exp. Intro to Summer Workshop Series. All levels welcome, age 12+ yrs. Sign up now (415) 513−2476, (DMT725) HULA FOR HEALTH! drop−in community activity is for ANYONE & will focus on the fluid movements used by Hawaiians for centuries. Hula is the folk dance of the Hawaiian Islands & expresses joy & passion while moving the body. Most Sat’s in Arts & Crafts room at Arcata Community Center , 9− 11ish. $3. Drop−in fee for adults For information: Tina (808) 348−1928 or DeAnna (707) 839−2816. (DMT−0808) MUSIC LESSONS. Piano, Guitar, Voice, Flute, etc. Piano tuning, Instrument repair. Digital multi−track recording. (707) 476−9239. (DMT−1226) REDWOOD RAKS WORLD DANCE STUDIO, ARCATA. West African, Belly Dance, Tango, Salsa, Swing, Breakdance, Jazz, Tap, Modern, Zumba, Hula, Congolese, more! Kids and Adults, 616−6876. (DMT−1226) THE HUMBOLDT UKULELE GROUP. gathers once or twice a month in Arcata. We play all kinds of music. We use a word/chord format that anyone can learn. Beginners are welcome.3rd Thursday at Arcata Community Center 5:30ish to 7:30ish ($3.00 per person) Over 400 songs (707) 839−2816 (DMT−0801) WEST AFRICAN DANCE. Tues.s, Thurs.s, 5:30−7 p.m., at Redwood Raks, Arcata. All levels welcome. Live drumming. Dulce, 832−9547, Christina, 498− 0146. (DMT−1226)


AIKIDO. Aikido is a beautiful, powerful, yet non− aggressive martial art that provides an effective method for developing our human potential. You will gain center, balance, coordination, flexibility, self−confidence and fluidity as well as insight into deeper meaning in your life. Beginning enrollment is ongoing for both kids and adults! Come observe anytime. The dojo entrance is off the F St. parking lot behind the Arcata Plaza. Adult class every weeknight 6 p.m.; kids Mon, Wed. 4 p.m.,, 826−9395.(F−1226) BEGINNING TO ADVANCED GROUP PILATES. In− crease your potential through a Mindful move− ment practice at Arcata Core Pilates Studio! Begin− ning−Advanced group Pilates mat classes, reformer classes and Privates training sessions Mon.−Sat. Trainers are certified from Stott Pilates, an interna− tional certification agency Where modern princi− ples of exercise science and rehabilitation are studied. Questions or to sign up Call 845−8156 or email or visit:

DANCE−FIT. Dance, aerobics & strength training all in one class ! Mon., Wed. & Fri. 9−10 a.m First class is free. Drop in for $5 per class or 14 classes for $55. No Limits tap & jazz studio, corner of 10th & K st. Arcata. 825−0922. (F−1226) NIA−DANCE FUSION. Modern dance/fitness for all abilities. Mon.s, 6−7 p.m., Studio of Dance Arts Eureka. Wed.s, 5:30−6:30 p.m., Redwood Raks Arcata. $5 drop−in, $50/12 classes (707) 441−9102. (F− 1226) NORTH COAST FENCING ACADEMY. Fencing (with swords!). Improve your mind and body in a fun, intense workout, and a very chill environment. Ages 8 and up. 1459 M St., Arcata. Contact Justin (707) 601−1657 text or phone, or email (F−1226) NORTH COAST SELF DEFENSE. Come learn your choice of Gracie Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai Tech− niques, Filipino Kali, Jun Fan Stand Up Kickboxing, & Muay Thai/MMA Sparring. Group and private sessions available 7 days a week for men, women and children; all experience and fitness levels welcome. Call or visit (707) 822−6278 or 820 N St., Building #1 Suite C, Arcata (F−1226) SUN YI’S ACADEMY OF TAE KWON DO. Classes for kids and adults, child care, fitness gym, and more. Tae Kwon Do Mon−Fri 5−6 p.m., 6−7 p.m., Sat 10−11 a.m. Come watch or join a class, 1215 Giuntoli Lane, or visit, 825−0182. (F− 1226) YOGA FOR GARDENERS & FRIENDS OF GARDENERS. With Patricia Starr, Wed., July 24, 10− 11 a.m. Follow a yoga workout to help increase your strength, flexibility, posture & mental awareness. Routine will be specially designed for gardeners & include a take home sheet of exercises. Bring a towel, blanket or mat & water, held on the lawn at Humboldt Botanical Garden. FREE to members/$10 non−members, sponsored by NorthStar Yoga Center www.northstar− For more info. call (707) 442−5139, (F−0718) ZUMBA WITH MARLA JOY. Elevate, Motivate, Celebrate another day of living. Exercise in Disguise. Now is the time to start, don’t wait. All ability levels are welcome. Every Mon. & Thurs. at Bayside Grange 6−7 p.m., 2297 Jacoby Creek Rd. $6/ $4 Grange members. Every Tues. & Thurs Vector Pool, Aqua Zumba 9:15 a.m. (3289 Edgewood Rd, Eureka). Every Tue. at Trinidad Town Hall 12 p.m.& every Thur. at Eureka Vets Hall 12 p.m. Marla Joy (707) 845−4307. (F−1226) ZUMBA WITH MIMI. Put the FUN back into your workout! Latin & Pop music, sure to leave you sweaty and smiling! Wed. & Fri. 9:30 a.m. at Redwood Raks in the Old Creamery Building, Arcata. Tues. & Thurs. 9:30 a.m., Starting in May, Fri. 4−5 p.m. at Redwood Raks. (F−1226)

Kids & Teens

13TH ANNUAL MOONSTONE BEACH SURFCAMP. Have fun while Safely Learning to Surf and improve all ocean skills. Includes Jr. Lifesaving. Licensed & Insured, male/female instructors. Ages 8+. $195/ week. Sessions: July 22−26, Aug 5−9. (707) 822−5099 or (K−0718) continued on next page

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continued from previous page 2013 DREAM QUEST YOUTH BALLET SUMMER MINI−SESSION. Classes are Sat’s, 9−9:45 a.m Pre− Ballet (Ages 4−5) cost $18, 10−11:15 a.m, Ballet I (Ages 6 & up) cost $24. Drop−in $10/class. For more info. call Irene (530) 625−1619 or (530) 629−3564 (K−0720) ACTIVE KIDS = HAPPY KIDS. Come learn self− confidence, discipline and respect while gaining true life skills through martial arts. North Coast Self Defense Academy is offering two introductory lessons for only $14 with this ad. Call or visit− (707) 822−6278 or 820 N St, Building #1 Suite C, Arcata (K−1226) CERAMICS FOR YOUNGER KIDS, AGES 4−7. $75. Sat.s, 9:30−11 a.m., Aug. 3−31. With Amanda Steinebach. Children will have a great time creating with clay. Make 1−2 pieces per week. Each project designed to bring out their creativity. . Fire Arts Center, 520 South G St., Arcata. (707) 826−1445, (K−0725)


Weekend Seminar • July 27 & 28 Get CertiďŹ ed in Medicinal Aromatherapy at NorthCoast Essentials How to use essential oils in massage, acupuncture And energy work

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Essential oils for personal health and well-being $475; register by 6/27 and save $25

For information: (707)502-4883 920 Samoa Blvd. • Arcata Cooper Bldg., 2nd oor Suite 221

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3 Workshops with Master Knitter Lily Chin Sat, Sept 14 & Sun, Sept 15 • Reversible Cables (9/14, 9am -Noon) Learn which stitches, yarns, and needles are ideal for reversible cables,and how to chart them. Make scarves, shawls, afghans where both sides look great! • Alternative Closures (9/14, 2-5 pm) Learn several stylish alternatives beyond buttons and buttonholes for closing up garments. Learn trick and hints and what to avoid. • Reversible Color Knitting (9/15, 11 am-6 pm) Colorwork techniques that make both sides lovely. Covered will be double-knitting, pinstriped brioche or tuck, and several knitpurl combinations.

Call 707.442.9276 for details or NorthCoast KNittery 320 2nd St. between D&E, Eureka Space is Limited!



PASSPORT TO DANCE (KIDS’ DANCE CAMP) Aug. 5−9, for ages 5−7, Aug. 12−16 for ages 6−13, 1p.m−5 p.m., $99/ Week, Jazz, Hip Hop, Bollywood, Hula, Modern, Yoga, Creative Movement, Theatrical Jazz, Snacks and Crafts! Scholarships Available! Contact North Coast Dance, 426 F Street, Eureka, (707) 442−7779, (K−0725) SAMOA SOCCER SUMMER CAMP. Varsity Prep. July 23− Aug. 8, 9 sessions. Tues, Wed. Thurs. (3weeks), 1−3 p.m, Samoa. Level: Only to players/ ages who will be trying out for High School (8/12/ 2013 tryouts week) $95. French Pro (PSG) Camp. Aug. 12−16, 9 a.m−3 p.m, 5 days. Level: Elite, dedi− cated players, two age groups (9−11), and (12−15), $270. Registration, location and info at, (K−0718)

SUMMER CAMP. Blue Lake Parks & Recreation. Join us for roller skating, arts and crafts, sports, field trips and more at Camp Perigot for children 5−13 year olds. Mon.−Fri., June 17−Aug.23, 8 a.m.−5:30 p.m. at Perigot Park. Very affordable and every camper receives a free breakfast and lunch! Full− day or half−day options. Scholarships available. Register today! Find registration materials at or call Kara Newman, 668− 5932, for more information. (K−0815) SUMMER INTENSIVE. (open to all local, serious dancers ages 13 & up) July 29−Aug. 2, 10 a.m−6 p.m. with option to dance until 7:15pm $125/week. Ballet Technique, Variations, Pointe Work, Acting for Dancers, Yoga, Pilates, Jazz & Nutrition. Contact North Coast Dance, 426 F Street , Eureka, 442−7779, (K−0725)


SEASIDE WRITERS’ RETREAT. First Annual Writer’s Retreat, come join us on Aug. 9−11−. Workshops offered by this area’s leading literary lights. Amy Stewart, Dave Holper & Jeff DeMark. Camping under the stars in Trinidad and 5 vegetarian meals included. $225. For more info contact (707) 223− 5792 or visit (L−0725)

50 and Better

OSHER LIFELONG LEARNING INSTITUTE (OLLI). Offers dynamic classes for people age 50 and over. Call 826−5880 or visit to register for classes (O−1226) A FOREST WITHIN A CITY. Lecture and extensive walking tour of Sequoia Park and the Zoo. With Ray Hillman. Sat., Aug. 3, 9:30 a.m.−2 p.m. $50/OLLI members, $75/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−0725)

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CERTIFICATE IN FACULTY PREPARATION, TEACH− ING IN HIGHER EDUCATION. Pursuing a teaching career at a community college or university? Break through the competition with a Faculty Prepara− tion Certificate that can enhance your pedagogical knowledge and demonstrate your readiness to teach in a college environment. This online pro− gram offers an introduction to the roles and re− sponsibilities of teaching in higher education and specifically addresses teaching, learning and tech− nology issues in the college classroom. This is a three−semester, 12−unit certificate program that starts July 8. For full course descriptions, deadlines, fees and more information, visit or contact Hum− boldt State University College of eLearning & Ex− tended Education at (707) 826−3731 or VOLUNTEER TRAINING FOR HOSPICE OF HUM− BOLDT. Hospice of Humboldt offers patient care and grief support volunteer training July 27 & 28, 11 a.m.−3 p.m. This eight hour introductory training provides information on how you can become part of the patient care team and bring specialized sup− port to patients and families at a time when care matters the most. For more information, call (707) 445−8443 ext. 355 or visit our website

BEGINNING BIRDWATCHING. With Louise Bacon− Ogden, Sat., July 20, 11 a.m.−1 p.m. Learn what you need to know to actually GO birdwatching, including picking a field guide, optics, how to dress & hints on finding birds in the field. FREE to members/$10 non−members , held at Humboldt Botanical Garden. For more info. call (707) 442−5139, Sponsored by "Strictly for the Birds" in Old Town Eureka. Visit our Avian Gallery. Learn your Birds! (P−0718)


ARCATA ZEN GROUP MEDITATION. Arcata & Eureka. Beginners welcome. ARCATA: Sun’s 7:55 a.m. At NorthCoast Aikido on F Street (entrance in alley between 8th and 9th, upstairs). Call 826− 1701 or visit EUREKA: Wed’s 5:55 p.m., 730 K Street upstairs. Call 845−8399 or (S1226)

ROLLER SKATING. Blue Lake Parks & Recreation Fri./Sat., 6:30−9:30 p.m., Sun. 2−5 p.m. Adult Skate: 2nd Sun. of every month, 6:30−9:30 p.m. To schedule birthday parties, call 668−5932 or find us on facebook at parks− (SR− 1226)

Therapy & Support

FREE DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP. Walk−in support group for anyone suffering from depres− sion. Meet Mon.s 6:30 p.m −7:45 p.m, at the Church of the Joyful Healer, McKinleyville. Questions? Call (707) 839−5691. (TS−1226) FREE GAMBLING TREATMENT. Call (707) 496−2856 Shawna Bell, LMFT, MFC #47122 (TS−1226) SEX/ PORN DAMAGING YOUR LIFE & RELATION− SHIPS ? Confidential help is available. or 845−8973 (TS−1226)

START YOUR CAREER IN MASSAGE THERAPY! Daytime classes begin January 2014 at Arcata School of Massage. 650−Hour Therapeutic Massage Certification will prepare you for Professional Certification in California, and the National Exam. Our comprehensive program prepares your body, mind and heart to become a caring, confident professional massage therapist. Call 822−5223 for information or visit (W−1226)

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NEW CLIENTS $10 OFF. Myrtletowne Healing Center 1480, #A Myrtle Ave. A Hidden Gem on Myrtle Ave., specializing in therapeutic massage. We will assist you on your road to recovery or work with you on that chronic pain issue. Swedish, deep tissue, trigger point, reflexology, acupressure, uterine centering, lymph drainage, lomi lomi, and more. Founders Hilary Wakefield and Sarah Maier are both Doulas, we do pregnancy massage as well! You are worth it, call today (707) 441−9175. (W−1226)

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TAROT AS AN EVOLUTIONARY PATH. Classes in Eureka, and Arcata. Private mentorships, readings. Carolyn Ayres. 442−4240 (S1226)

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LIVING TAO T’AI JI. Learn how to creatively circu− late the qi around and within, release stress, revi− talize internal organs and refresh the mind. With Chris Campbell. Wed., July 31 and Thurs., Aug. 1, 1−4 p.m. $50/OLLI members, $75/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−0725)

JULY ROLFING SPECIAL. 15% off and a free body analysis with Lee Tuley, Certified Rolfer for 25 years. Give yourself the gift of feeling wonderful this summer! (541) 251−1885 (W−0725)



KDK ARCATA BUDDHIST GROUP. Under the direc− tion of Lama Lodru Rinpoche. We practice Tibetan meditation, followed by discussion. All are welcome. For more info contact Lama Nyugu (707) 442−7068, Sun’s 6 p.m, Community Yoga Center 890 G St, Arcata. Our webpage is (S−1226)

DANDELION HERBAL CENTER. High Country Herb Weekend. Aug.1−3. Strengthen plant ID skills and practice ethical wildcrafting techniques. $250. BEGINNING WITH HERBS. Sept.18 −Nov. 6. Eight Wed. evenings plus two herb walks. Learn the basics with many hands−on activities, pre−req to 10 month course. $385.(707) 442−8157. Register online (W−0725)


GENTLE YOGA FOR OLLI. Learn yoga with focus on both floor and standing poses for strength, balance and flexibility at any age. With Patricia Starr. Mondays, Aug. 12−26, 1:30−3 p.m. Fee: $40/ OLLI members, $65/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−0801)

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TS# 13-1932 8050609 NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE







YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED: 5/31/06. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state will be held by the duly appointed trustee, as shown below, all right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described below. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, express or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to satisfy the obligation secured by said Deed of Trust. The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the property address or other common designation, if any shown herein. Trustor: Uwe Saler and Kathleen A. Saler, husband and wife Duly Appointed Trustee: Foreclosure Specialists LLC Recorded 6/2/06 as Instrument No. 2006-16064-14 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of Humboldt County, California, Date of Sale: Thursday, August 1, 2013 at 10:30 A.M. Place of Sale: On the steps to the front entrance to the County Courthouse, 825 5TH St., Eureka, CA 95501 The common designation of the property is purported to be: 47400 Alderpoint Road, Bridgeville, CA 95526 APN: 207-181-016 & 019; & 207182-009 Estimated opening bid: $707,161.28 Beneficiary may elect to open bidding at a lesser amount. The total amount secured by said instrument as of the time of initial publication of this notice is stated above, which includes the total amount of the unpaid balance (including accrued and unpaid interest) and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of initial publication of this notice. The Beneficiary elects to conduct a unified foreclosure sale pursuant to the provisions of California Commercial Code Section 9604, et seq. Beneficiary reserves its right to revoke its election as to some or all of said personal property and/or add additional personal property and/or fixtures to the election herein expressed, at Beneficiary’s sole election from time to time and at any time until the consummation of the Trustee’s Sale to be conducted pursuant to the Deed of Trust and this Notice of Trustee’s Sale. See the Deed of Trust, if applicable. The real property which was given as security for Trustor’s obligation is described as: As more fully described in the Security Agreement dated 5/31/06, and UCC Financing Statement recorded 6/2/06 as Instrument No. 2006-16065-3, and UCC Financing Statement Amendment recorded 2/9/11, as Instrument No. 2011- 2893-2. Humboldt County Records. No warranty is made that any or all of the personal property still exists or is available for the successful bidder, and no warranty is made as to the condition of any of the personal property, which shall be sold as is, where is’. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call the trustee’s information line at 530-246-2727 or visit this Internet Web site:, using the file number assigned to this case: TS # 13-1932. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: 6/28/13 FORECLOSURE SPECIALISTS LLC 1388 Court Street, Ste C Redding, CA 96001 530-246-2727 Janelle Van Bockern, Trustee Sale Officer Foreclosure Specialists LLC is assisting the Beneficiary in collecting a debt. Any and all information obtained may be used for that purpose. TAC: 964353 PUB: 7/11 7/18 7/25/13.

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Is making application to the USDA Rural Housing Services for $50,000 in funds under Section 533, Housing Preservation Grants (HPG) program to supplement YIHA’s budget for persons of low and very-low income. The period for public comment is open July 16-31. Contact: Yurok Indian Housing Authority (707) 482-1506 7/18, 7/25/13 (13-189)

DEPARTMENT OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE CONTROL 1105 6TH STREET, SUITE C EUREKA, CA 95501 (707) 445−7229 NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO SELL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES Date of Filing Application: July 9, 2013 To Whom It May Concern: The Name of the Applicant is: JEFFREY SCOTT HESSELTINE The applicant listed above is applying to the Department of Alcoholic Beverages Control to sell alcoholic beverages at: 440 F STREET EUREKA, CA 95501−1008 Type of License Applied for: 40−On−Sale Beer

PUBLIC SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 21700 −21716 of the Business & Professions Code, Section 2328 of the UCC, Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the civil Code. The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on the 26th of July 2013, at 11:00 AM, on the premises where said property has been stored and which are located at INDIANOLA STORAGE, 673 Indi− anola Cutoff, Eureka, CA, County of Humboldt the following units will be sold: Brandy Whitmore Unit #79−Household Items Laura L Wright Unit #104−Household Items Laura L Wright Unit #106−Household Items Teri Brantley Unit # 242−Household Items Purchase must be paid for (cash only) and removed at the time of the sale,with the unit left broom clean. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Owner reserves the right to bid. Call 442−7613. Indianola Storage, Jerry Avila, Bond #0327592 7/18, 7/25/2013 (13−194)

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PUBLIC NOTICE STATEMENT OF QUALIFICATION (SOQ) Humboldt Bay Municipal Water District invites submission of a Statement of Qualifications (SOQ) for a variety of engineering, environmental and construction management services for the District’s Techite Pipeline Replacement Project, and to assist the District with the administration of a FEMA Hazard Mitigation Program grant. The Request for Qualifications is on the District website www. The deadline to submit an SOQ is 4:00 p.m. on July 31, 2013. Firms wishing to submit an SOQ are encouraged to contact the District at 443-5018 to discuss this request. 7/18/2013 (13-188)


PUBLIC NOTICE STATEMENT OF QUALIFICATION (SOQ) Humboldt Bay Municipal Water District invites submission of a Statement of Qualifications (SOQ) for variety of engineering, environmental and construction management services for the District’s Blue Lake and Fieldbrook-Glendale CSD Water Transmission Pipeline Replacement over the Mad River and to assist the District with the administration of Prop 84 IRWM and FEMA Hazard Mitigation Program grants. The Request for Qualifications is on the District website The deadline to submit an SOQ is 4:00 p.m. on August 7, 2013. 7/18/2013 (13-187)

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−00357 The following persons are doing business as SUN VALEY VINEYARDS at 655 Peach Tree Ln. Willow Creek, CA 95573 / 3160 Upper Bay Rd. Trinity Valley Vineyards, LLC 3160 Upper Bay Rd. Arcata, CA 95521 The business is conducted by A Limited Liability Company. The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on n/a. /s/ Wilfred A. Franklin, Owner, Member This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on June 25, 2013. CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk 7/4, 7/11, 7/18, 7/25/2013 (13−176)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−00366 The following persons are doing Business as SAVAGE CREEK WATER ASSOCIATION at PO Box 747, 917 Third St. Eureka, CA 95501 Peter Martin 1872 Patrick’s Point Drive. Trinidad, CA. 95570 Jenny Cranston 1844 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570 Don Grace 1860 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570 John Hudson 1880 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570 Jennifer Keller 1894 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570 Thomas Montgomery 1778 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−00387 The following persons are doing Business ST. JOSEPH HEALTH HOME HEALTH, ST. JOSEPH HOME CARE, ST. JOSEPH HOME CARE HUMBOLDT COUNTY at 151 Sotoyome Street, Santa Rosa, CA. 95405, Attn: Home Health MS1S13, 1165 Mongomery Drive, Santa Rosa, CA. 95405 St. Joseph Home Care Network 151 Sotoyome Street. Santa Rosa, CA. 95405 The business is conducted by A Corporation The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 11/13/2012 /s/ Joseph Roger, Secretary This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on July 10, 2013 CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk 7/18, 7/25, 8/1, 8/8/2013 (13−193)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT R−1300382 The following person is doing Busi− ness as LICKITY SPLIT POPCYCLES at 3550 G St, Eureka, CA 95503 Paul Lynn Woodland 3550 G St. Eureka, CA 95503 The business is conducted by An Individual The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 7/1/2013 /s/ Paul Woodland This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on July 09, 2013 CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk


28. Ghana’s capital 30. Suffix with labyrinth 31. Sports page listing 36. Victories 37. Filmdom’s Long and Vardalos 38. Comments that are hardly to the point 45. ____-lacto vegetarian 46. Like a bubble bath 47. Sch. with a 60-foot “Praying Hands” sculpture 48. “Woo-hoo!” 50. “The Tell-Tale Heart” writer’s monogram 51. Certain meter reader


19. Bollywood actress Aishwarya often called “the most beautiful woman in the world” 23. Malfunction, with “up” 24. Hardly abundant 25. “Rubber Duckie” singer 28. “Law & Order” figure: Abbr. 29. Maroon 5 frontman Levine 32. D.C. campus 33. 180s 34. Happen next 35. Suffix with expert 38. Trips 39. 2004 Best Musical Tony winner 40. Facial features for Sigmund Freud and Colonel Sanders 41. Menace in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”

1. Carmaker created in 1949 5. “Larry ____” (2011 Tom Hanks title character) 11. Steamy place 14. Gather selectively 15. Enter gingerly 16. Nightfall, in poetry 17. Refuse to back down in a debate 20. Eyes up and down 21. “____ say ...” 22. “Anything Goes” composer 23. Enzyme suffix 26. “The check ____ the mail” 27. Peyton’s brother on the gridiron 1. Medical tool used as the 53-Down in the logo of the TV show “Nip/ Tuck” 2. Ring of light 3. Largest African country 4. Say without thinking 5. ____ Millan, TV’s “dog whisperer” 6. “Round and Round” heavy metal band 7. Mich. rival in the Big Ten 8. ____ browser 9. Tip for a writer? 10. “The Dukes of Hazzard” deputy 11. Takes off the bench 12. Action in a snowball fight 13. Not just yours or mine 18. Suffix with Brooklyn


54. Like Robin Williams, typically 56. Qualifying rounds, informaly 57. It can be found in 17-, 31- and 38-Across 61. Wide shoe spec 62. Some rental trucks 63. Relief for a commuter 64. Geometric figs. 65. Abates 66. Like one of a certain pair of watches

42. Primary figure 43. Vehicle in “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” 44. They’re always on the horizon 49. Like one of a certain pair of watches 51. Comprehend 52. ____ Lingus 53. See 1-Down 55. ____-Alt-Del 56. “The Motorcycle Diaries” locale 58. Mate’s approval 59. San Francisco summer hrs. 60. Foot, to a zoologist

HARD #28

The following persons are doing Business as EXPRESS LIQUOR AND CIGAR at 421 N, Fortuna, CA 95540, 781 Samoa Blvd., Arcata, CA 95521 Ahmad Corporation PO Box 639. Willow Creek, CA 95573 The business is conducted by A Corporation The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on n/a /s/ Toheed Ahmad CEO This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on June 20, 2013 CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk

Solution, tips and computer program at

PUBLIC SALE Notice is hereby given that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien on said property pursuant to sections 21700−21716 of the Business and Professions Code, section 2328 of the UCC section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code. The undersigned will sell the items by competitive bidding at ending on July 31, 2013 at 4:00pm. Where said property has been stored and which is located at Mad River Storage Center, 1400 Glendale Drive, Arcata, CA. 95519, County of Humboldt the following: #94 Karen Tully #106 Tyler Parr #125 WD Destin #149 Mary Oniell #247 Karen Castro #263 Rayannen Bentley #266 Jean Francis Millette #273 Jeremy Evanston #290 Robert Franklin #317 Kyle Roberts #324 Howard Townsend #328 Arnold Veridan #341 Howard Townsend Purchases must be paid for at the time of sale cash only. All purchase items are sold as−is, where is and must be removed within 24 hours of the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in event of settle−



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Trinidad, CA. 95570 Jenny Cranston 1844 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570 Don Grace legal NOTICES ➤ 1860 Patrick’s Point Drive continued on next page Trinidad, CA. 95570 John Hudson 1880 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570 Jennifer Keller 1894 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570 Thomas Montgomery 1778 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570 Robert Morgan 1895 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570 Terry Prechter 1750 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570 Kathrin Burleson 1828 Patrick’s Point Drive Trinidad, CA. 95570 The business is conducted by An Unincorporated Association other than a Partnership The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 6/27/2013 /s/ Peter E. Martin This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on June 20, 2013 CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk

CROSSWORD By David Levinson Wilk

PUBLIC SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 21700 −21716 of the Business & Professions Code, Section 2328 of the UCC, Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the civil Code. The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on the 23th of July, 2013, at 10:00 AM, on the premises where said property has been stored and which are located at CUTTEN MINI STORAGE, at 2341Fern Street, Eureka, County of Humboldt, State of California. The following units will be sold: # 76 Vici Gordon # 231 Nicholas Grant # 254 Cheryl Aultman Item to be sold include, but are not limited to: toys, Xmas tree stand. Kitchenware, dishes, shelves, plastic drawers, files, lamp baskets, fan, frames ladder, clothes, twin size bed frame and mattress, mattress & box spring (size unknown), house− hold furniture, plastic binds, bags & boxes (contents unknown). Purchases must be paid for at time of sale in cash only. Anyone inter− ested in attending the auction must sign in at 2341 Fern Street, Eureka CA, prior to 10:00 A.M .on the day of auction, no exceptions. All purchase items sold as is, where is and must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancella− tion in the event of settlement between owner and obligates party. Auctioneer: Cutten Mini Storage (707) 443−2280, Bond # 0336443 Dated this 11th day of July 2013, and 18th day of July 2013.

#149 Mary Oniell #247 Karen Castro #263 Rayannen Bentley #266 Jean Francis Millette #273 Jeremy Evanston #290 Robert Franklin #317 Kyle Roberts #324 Howard Townsend #328 Arnold Veridan #341 Howard Townsend Purchases must be paid for at the time of sale cash only. All purchase items are sold as−is, where is and must be removed within 24 hours of the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in event of settle− ment between the owner and the obligated party. Auction by Phone 855−722−8853 Dated this 11th day of July and 18th day of July, 2013

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County of Humboldt

ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT SPECIALIST $4,207 - $5,398 monthly, plus excellent benefits.

Under general supervision, perform administrative and analytical work related to coordination of public and private economic development resources leading to the enhancement of employment opportunities, housing and/or public infrastructure within the County of Humboldt. Desirable education and experience would include the equivalent of a bachelor’s degree in urban or regional planning, public or business administration or a related field, and two years of professional experience in community and/or economic development. Filing deadline: July 31, 2013. For more information and application materials contact Human Resources, 825 5th Street, Room 100, Eureka, CA, or apply on-line at 24 hr. Jobline: (707) 476-2357. AA/EOE



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County of Humboldt

SENIOR PUBLIC HEALTH NURSE $5,213 - $6,689 monthly plus benefits

Performs public health nursing duties in an assigned area. Duties may include providing public health nursing services for complex cases, providing directional supervision for the work of professional nursing and para-professional staff on an assigned team, and may have independent responsibility for a major specialized public health program. Must possess a valid California driver’s license. Must possess a valid license to practice as a registered nurse in the state of California, and a valid California State Public Health Nursing Certificate. Filing deadline: July 29, 2012. For application come to Human Resources, Humboldt County Courthouse, 825 Fifth St., Eureka or apply online at Jobline: (707) 476-2357 AA/EOE

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classified employment K’ima:w Medical Center,

an entity of the Hoopa Valley Tribe, is seeking applicants for the following positions:

Controller, FT/Contractual. Responsible for all fiscal functions of the organization; responsible for compliance with all funding agencies’ regulations; and, manages select organization programs. Minimum Requirements: 5 years documented experience in accounting which includes working in the general ledger, 8 years experience preferred; Bachelor degree in accounting, business or a related field preferred; and, minimum of 3 years documented supervisory experience, 5 years preferred. Deadline to apply is 5 PM, July 19, 2013.

Behavioral Health Program Coordinator, FT/Regular or Contractual. Manages and coordinates the Behavioral Health program; seeks funding sources for departmental programs, including preparing and monitoring grants and contracts; coordinates departmental responsibilities with other agencies such as schools, probation, courts and various state agencies. Minimum Requirements: Bachelor degree in Social Sciences, Behavioral Health, Public Administration or a related field; 3 years experience in social work or in a related clinical field, 5 years preferred; and, minimum of 3 years documented supervisory experience, 5 years preferred. Deadline to apply is 5 PM, July 19, 2013.

Public Health Nurse, FT/Regular. Analyzes health reports; prepares KMC for responding to public health threats and emergencies; and, works collaboratively with individuals, families, and local organizations to address public health needs. Minimum Requirements: BSN, Public Health experience preferred; two years experience with a Tribal CHR or Home Health Program; and, CA RN Licensure, PHN credential preferred. Deadline to apply is 5 PM, July 22, 2013.

Diabetes Program Manager, FT/Regular or Contractual. Coordinates the Diabetes Management and Prevention Program; supervises Diabetes staff; oversees data collection and reporting; oversee diabetic education programs. Minimum Requirements: Bachelor of Science degree; five years experience providing diabetes education and program management; experience in direct patient care; valid CA RN or RD license preferred; Certified Diabetes Educator preferred. Deadline to apply is 5 PM, July 22, 2013.

Senior Radiologic Technologist, FT/Regular. Position is responsible for policy compliance with all applicable state and federal regulations for radiology service; functions as a radiology technologist; and, distributes radiology reports to clinicians. Minimum Requirements: Completion of an accredited college or university in radiography or radiation therapy technology; five years related experience in the operation of diagnostic radiology equipment used in medical diagnosis and treatment; and, California Radiological Technologist License. Deadline to apply is 5 PM, July 22, 2013. For an application, job description, and additional information, contact: K’ima:w Medical Center, Human Resources, PO Box 1288, Hoopa, CA, 95546 or call 530-625-4261 or email: for a job description and application. Resume and CV are not accepted without a signed application. • North Coast Journal • Thursday, July 18, 2013


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RESOURCE AND REFERRAL SPECIALIST Intermittent position (up to 37.5 hrs/week) providing child care and social service referrals, assisting families access child care, and participating in community meetings/ events. Requires ability to work evenings and weekends and to pass criminal history fingerprint clearance. $12.15/hr. Temporary through 6/30/14 Application and job description available at, 2259 Myrtle Ave., Eureka, CA 95501, or (707) 444-8293. Please submit letter of interest, resume, and application to Nanda Prato at the above address by Friday, 7/22/13, 5 p.m. EOE

K−8 PRINCIPAL. 205 Days/Yr., Rio Dell School District, Eagle Prairie Elementary School. Must possess a valid California credential authorizing services as a school principal. Working knowledge of Professional Learning Community & data driven instruction. Teaching experience. $74,460− $80,580/Yr. Certificated applica− tion form available online at Also required: cover letter, 3−5 current letters of recommendation and resume. Send application packet to: Debra Kingshill, Personnel, Humboldt County Office of Education, 901 Myrtle Avenue, Eureka, CA 95501. Deadline: July 26, 2013, 4:00 p.m. (E−0725)


Perform a variety of duties associated with purchasing and expediting materials, supplies and equipment for use by all County departments; process orders, obtain quotes, coordinate deliveries, maintain records and assist with disposal of surplus equipment. Desirable education and experience would include a four-year college degree in business, public administration or a related field, or equivalent experience. Final filing date: July 25, 2013. Application materials available at Humboldt County Human Resources, 825 5th Street, Room 100, Eureka, CA. 24 hr. Jobline (707) 476-2357. AA/EOE


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Pets & Livestock SDLCR ANIMAL SHELTER. Currently Seeking DONATIONS of any kind that will be helpful with animals, though donations of recycling would be accepted as well. Exact list is available at SDLCR.COM ( ?page_id=98). We are nowabout3/4 of the way through renovations of shelter, and have run out of money, any monetary donations would be greatly appreciated, tax−deductible receipts will be given. Monetary Donations to the shelter can also do so in exchange for a Gift Certificate REDEEMABLE when the grooming salon opens. Successfully rehomed over 100 animals each year since 2010. please contact Shelter at (530) 646−8532 default


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ď ?ď Ąď ˛ď ´ď€­ď ´ď Šď ­ď Ľď€ ď °ď Żď łď Šď ´ď Šď Żď Ž ď€´ď ˜ď „ď ?ď Œďƒ€ď ˆď ‡ď€ƒď †ď „ď ‘ď ‡ď Œď ‡ď „ď —ď ˆď€ƒď ?ď ˜ď –ď —ď€ƒď “ď ’ď –ď –ď ˆď –ď –ď€ƒ ď ‹ď Œď Šď ‹ď€ƒďƒ€ď •ď ˆď€ƒď †ď ˆď •ď „ď ?ď Œď †ď –ď€ƒď …ď „ď †ď Žď Šď •ď ’ď ˜ď ‘ď ‡ď€ƒ ď šď Œď —ď ‹ď€ƒď —ď ‹ď ˆď€ƒď „ď …ď Œď ?ď Œď —ď œď€ƒď —ď ’ď€ƒď ?ď ’ď „ď ‡ď€ƒď „ď ‘ď ‡ď€ƒďƒ€ď •ď ˆď€ƒ ď Šď „ď –ď€ƒď „ď ‘ď ‡ď€ƒď ˆď ?ď ˆď †ď —ď •ď Œď †ď€ƒď Žď Œď ?ď ‘ď –ď€?ď€ƒď …ď ˆď€ƒď ‰ď „ď ?ď Œď ?ď Œď „ď •ď€ƒ ď šď Œď —ď ‹ď€ƒď …ď „ď –ď Œď †ď€ƒď †ď ‹ď ˆď ?ď Œď –ď —ď •ď œď€ƒď „ď ‘ď ‡ď€ƒď Šď ?ď „ď ?ď ˆď€ƒ ď “ď •ď ˆď “ď „ď •ď „ď —ď Œď ’ď ‘ď€ƒď Œď ‘ď€ƒď „ď ‡ď ‡ď Œď —ď Œď ’ď ‘ď€ƒď —ď ’ď€ƒď –ď —ď •ď ’ď ‘ď Šď€ƒ ď Œď ‘ď —ď ˆď •ď “ď ˆď •ď –ď ’ď ‘ď „ď ?ď€ƒď –ď Žď Œď ?ď ?ď –ď€ƒď ‘ď ˆď †ď ˆď –ď –ď „ď •ď œď€ƒď —ď ’ď€ƒ ď šď ’ď •ď Žď€ƒď „ď ‘ď ‡ď€ƒď „ď –ď –ď Œď –ď —ď€ƒď „ď€ƒď ‡ď Œď ™ď ˆď •ď –ď ˆď€ƒď Šď •ď ’ď ˜ď “ď€ƒď ’ď ‰ď€ƒď –ď —ď ˜ď ‡ď ˆď ‘ď —ď –ď€ƒď „ď ‘ď ‡ď€ƒ ď –ď —ď ˜ď ‡ď Œď ’ď€ƒď ?ď ˆď ?ď …ď ˆď •ď –ď€‘ď€ƒ ď€?ď€•ď€“ď€ƒď ‹ď ’ď ˜ď •ď –ď€’ď šď ˆď ˆď Žď€ƒď€‹ďƒ ď ˆď ›ď Œď …ď ?ď ˆď€ƒď –ď †ď ‹ď ˆď ‡ď ˜ď ?ď ˆď€Œ ď ƒď Żď ­ď °ď Ľď Žď łď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Žď€şď€ ď „ď ?ď … ď€śď ˆď ‘ď ‡ď€ƒď€ľď ˆď –ď ˜ď ?ď ˆď€ƒď —ď ’ď€?ď€ƒ ď€Šď Œď •ď ˆď€ƒď€¤ď •ď —ď –ď€ƒď€Śď ˆď ‘ď —ď ˆď •ď€?ď€ƒď€˜ď€•ď€“ď€ƒď€śď ’ď ˜ď —ď ‹ď€ƒď€Şď€ƒď€śď —ď€‘ď€?ď€ƒď€¤ď •ď †ď „ď —ď „ď€?ď€ƒď€Śď€¤ď€ƒď€œď€˜ď€˜ď€•ď€”ď€ƒ ď€‹ď€šď€“ď€šď€Œď€ƒď€›ď€•ď€™ď€?ď€”ď€—ď€—ď€˜ď€ƒď‚‡ď€ƒď ‡ď Œď •ď ˆď †ď —ď ’ď •ď€Łďƒ€ď •ď ˆď „ď •ď —ď –ď „ď •ď †ď „ď —ď „ď€‘ď †ď ’ď ?

ď ‡ď Ľď Žď Ľď ˛ď Ąď Źď€ ď “ď ´ď Żď ˛ď Ľ 


County of Humboldt

$2,491 - $3,197 monthly, plus excellent benefits.

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BECOME A MENTOR! California MENTOR is seeking committed people willing to share their home with an adult with developmental disabilities. We are seeking Mentors who have experience with insulin dependent diabetics & live in the McKinleyville/Arcata area. We offer a competitive monthly stipend & 24 hour support. Call Jamie at (707) 442−4500 ext. 14 (E−1226)


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Art & Design


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Computer & Internet

Garden & Landscape

Musicians & Instructors


PROFESSIONAL GARDENER. Powerful tools. Artistic spirit. Balancing the elements of your yard and garden since 1994. Call Orion 825−8074, (S−1226)


Macintosh Computer Consulting for Business and Individuals

 

Troubleshooting Hardware/Memory Upgrades Setup Assistance/Training Purchase Advice 707-826-1806

Home Repair 2 GUYS & A TRUCK. Carpentry, Landscaping, Junk Removal, Clean Up, Moving. No job too big or small, just call (707) 845−3087. 2guysandatrucksmk777, (S−1226)

   



616 Second St. Old Town Eureka 707.443.7017


AIR SOURCE HEAT PUMPS. Use the heat in the air to heat your home− a proven technology− reasonably priced−Sunlight Heat− ing−$300 Federal Tax Credit−CA lic. #972834− (707) 502−1289, (S−1226)


On the Plaza

837 H Street, Arcata, CA 95521





Auto Service YOUR ROCKCHIP IS MY EMER− GENCY! Glaswelder, Mobile, windshield repair. 442−GLAS, (S−1226)

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Garden & Landscape ALLIANCE LAWN & GARDEN CARE. Affordable, Dependable, and Motivated Yard mainte− nance. We’ll take care of all your basic lawn needs. Including hedging, trimming, mowing, and hauling. Call for estimates (707) 834−9155. (S−1226)

Musicians & Instructors

Merchandise Miscellaneous Sporting Goods


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  


PIANO LESSONS. Beginners, all ages. Experienced. Judith Louise 476−8919. (M−1226) SAXOPHONE/FLUTE LESSONS. All ages, beginner−advanced, jazz improvisation, technique. Susie Laraine: (707) 441−1343 susielarain

Other Professionals

Registered nurse support Personal Care Light Housekeeping Assistance with daily activities Respite care & much more


        

WRITING CONSULTANT/ EDITOR. Fiction, nonfiction, poetry. Dan Levinson, MA, MFA. 443−8373. (S−1226)





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A’O’KAY JUGGLING CLOWN & WIZARD OF PLAY. Amaz− ing performances and games for all ages. Events, Birth− days, Festivals, Kidszones. I’ll Juggle, Unicycle, & bring Toys., (707) 499−5628. (S−1226)

     

Art & Collectibles

Baby Items

Other Professionals


BRADLEY DEAN ENTERTAIN− MENT. Singer Songwriter. Old rock, Country, Blues. Private Parties, Bars, Gatherings of all kinds. 832−7419. (M−1226)

PIANO LESSONS BEGINNING TO ADVANCED ALL AGES. 30 years joyful experience teaching all pi− ano styles. Juilliard trained, re− mote lessons available. National− ly Certified Piano Teacher. (707) 502−9469. (M−1226)

CLARITY WINDOW CLEANING. Services available. Call Julie 839− 1518. (S−1226)


Enjoy a glass at Robert Goodman Winery or your favorite cocktail, every 2nd Sat for Rocksteady Night w/dj rotten. Lounge atmosphere. Focusing on 60’s ska-rocksteady & early reggae. (707) 497-4407

ERIC’S SERVICES. Home Repair, Maintenance, Affordable Prices (707) 499−4828.

GUITAR/PIANO LESSONS. All ages, beginning and intermedi− ate. Seabury Gould 444−8507. (M −1226)

ARCATA CLEANING COMPANY. The non−toxic cleaning solution for your home or office. (707) 822−7819. (S−1226)

JEANNIE’S HOUSE CLEANING SERVICE. $15/hour or by the Job (negotiable). References avail− able. (707) 445−2644. (S−0725)

Robert Goodman Winery 937 I St. Arcata Dinner till 10pm




Every 2nd Saturday No Cover 9pm-1am

classified SERVICES

    

BIGFOOT EQUIPMENT & REPAIR HAS MOVED. 76 Country Club Dr., next to Farmer Brown’s Supply. (530) 629−4067. (E−0725)

HELICOPTER FLIGHT LESSONS/SCENIC TOURS. (707) 843−9599 www.redwoodcoast

       • NORTH COAST JOURNAL • THURSDAY, JULY 18, 2013


SERVICES Sewing & Alterations LEATHER, BAG, SHOE REPAIR. In Trinidad. We stitch, sew, glue, rivet, produce bags, belts, dog collars, horse tack, work clothes, upholstery, bar stools, benches, leather repair of all kinds. 490 1/2 Trinity Street, at Parker. Call (510) 677−3364. (SA−829) default


body, mind COACHING FOR PERSONAL EVOLUTION WITH REBECCA OWEN. Access your wholeness by cultivating your Presence in the Now and learning to clear old patterns. 822−5253 ASTROLOGY & TAROT. With Salina Rain: Readings, Counseling and Classes. Mon., 1:25 p.m. KHSU 90.5 FM. (707) 668−5408., (MB−1206) CERTIFIED ROLFER ANGELA HART, B.A . Rolfing® Ten Series, Tune−up, injuries, Chronic Pain, Repetitive Motion Injury. (707) 616−3096 (MB−1121) CHERYL JORDAN, LICENSED ESTHETICIAN. Organic facials, waxing & aromatherapy massage. Mention this ad and receive 25% off. Located at Beau Monde Salon in Arcata. (707) 953−7619. (MB−0822)


THE SPINE IS YOUR CONDUIT FOR LIFE−FORCE ENERGY. Open to the Alignment of Your Whole Self: Chiropractic by Dr. Scott Winkler, D.C. and Energy Work by Rebecca Owen. 707−822−1676 (MB −0919) default

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822-5395 Center For Reflexology & Intuitive Healing Arts Corner of Samoa & I, Arcata

445-7715 1-888-849-5728

Est. 1979

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443-6042 1-866-668-6543

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1-800 SUICIDE (1-800-784-2433)


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HIGHER EDUCATION FOR SPIRITUAL UNFOLDMENT. Bachelors, Masters, D.D./ Ph.D., distance learning, Uni− versity of Metaphysical Sci− ences. Bringing professional− ism to metaphysics. (707) 822 −2111



      

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JULY ROLFING SPECIAL. 15% off and a free body analysis with Lee Tuley, Certified Rolfer for 25 years. Give yourself the gift of feeling wonderful this summer! (541) 251−1885 (MB−0725)





Clothing Merchandise

NEW CLIENTS $10 OFF. Myrtletowne Healing Center 1480, #A Myrtle Ave. A Hidden Gem on Myrtle Ave., specializing in therapeutic massage. We will assist you on your road to recovery or work with you on that chronic pain issue. Swedish, deep tissue, trigger point, reflexology, acupressure, uterine centering, lymph drainage, lomi lomi, and more. Founders Hilary Wake− field and Sarah Maier are both Doulas, we do preg− nancy massage as well! You are worth it, call today (707) 441−9175. (MB−1226)




KICK BUTTS! Stop smoking now with Clinical Hypnotherapist Dave Berman, C.Ht. 707−845−3749. STITCHES−N−BRITCHES. Kristin Anderson, Seam− stress. Mending, Alterations, Custom Sewing. Mon−Fri., 8a.m− 3p.m. Bella Vista Plaza, Ste 8A, McKinleyville. (707) 502−5294. Facebook: Kristin Anderson’s Stitches−n− Britches.



1 hr Fabulous Foot Reflexology $25 Call to book your appointment



July Rolfing Special

Open Mon- Sat

Call 442-5433 for an appt. 616 Wood St. ~ Eureka default

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F r Marny E Friedman E ~energy work~ d o M 707-839-5910


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Apartments for Rent 1138 GASSOWAY MCKINLEYVILLE. 2/1 Apt, carport parking, hook− ups, w/c pet. Rent $765 Vac 7/31, Rental hotline (707) 444−9197 (R−0718) 212 E ST. UPSTAIRS STUDIO. Central Old Town, on−site laundry. Rent $500 Vac 8/11, Rental hotline (707) 444−9197 (R−0718) 230 WABASH AVE #10. 2/1 Apt. Centrally located, common yard, on−site laundry, w/c cat. Sec 8 OK. Rent $675 Vac 7/08. Rental hotline (707) 444−9197, (R−0718) 2610 FAIRFIELD ST #2. 2/1.5 Twnhse. Bay view, common yard, hook−ups w/c pet. Rent $950 Vac Now. Rental hotline (707) 444− 9197, (R− 0718) default


Opening soon available for HUD Sec. 8 Waiting Lists for 2, 3 & 4 bedrm Apts. Annual Income Limits: 1 pers. $20,100; 2 pers. $22,950; 3 pers. $25,800; 4 pers. $28,650; 5 pers. $30,950; 6 pers. $33,250; 7 pers. $35,550; 8 pers. $37,850.

EHO. Hearing impaired: TDD Ph# 1-800-735-2922. Apply at Office: 2575 Alliance Rd. Arcata, 8am-12pm & 1-4pm, M-F (707) 822-4104 432 W. HARRIS. 2/1 duplex. Centrally located, garage, hook− ups. Rent $750 Vac Now, Rental hotline (707) 444−9197 (R−0718)

Houses for Rent ARCATA CLEAN 1 BEDROOM HOUSE. Recently refurbished. No growing/ illegal drugs/smoking/ pets. References Required. $840/ month plus deposit. (707) 822− 7471. (R−0801)




classified HOUSING Houses for Rent

Roomates EUREKA ROOM FOR RENT. Clean & Sober only. Call Dan for details (707) 442−4737, 497−4271 (R−0718)

Vacation Rentals 2334 GARNETT ST., ARCATA 2 BD/1 BA HOUSE W/ off−street parking. Recently remodeled with newer paint, windows, window coverings and flooring. Large living room , spacious kitchen with plenty of cabinets, separate laundry room, two large bedrooms with oversize closets and bathroom with tub shower. Fully fenced back yard. Close to shopping, restau− rants, downtown and within short walking distance to HSU. Tenant pays all utilities. Front yard care paid. No smoking. Small pet will be considered. $1095.00/mo. $1642.50/security deposit

EVENT RENTAL. Chemise Moun− tain Retreat, a perfect natural environment for your wedding or event. King Range. Easily accessi− ble. Solar powered, handicap friendly, new lodge. Information 986−7794, (L− 1226)

Acreage for Sale

2850 E St., Eureka (Henderson Center),

WILLOW CREEK REDUCED ! 1.33 acres, Willow Creek Community Service District Water, underground power & phone at property. R−2 soils report and perk tested. Ap− proved septic system design by Trinity Engineering. Prop− erty is zoned RST. Property is located off Highway 299 on private road one mile east of Willow Creek. Ready to build. $85,000 will consider offers. (530) 629−2031

Comm. Space for Rent EUREKA DOWNTOWN OFFICE SPACE. Available at 7th & I Streets in Eureka. 650 sf. New paint and carpet. Great location. Parking & janitorial included. Call S & W Properties, (707) 499− 6906. (R−0725) PARKING SPACES FOR RENT IN DOWNTOWN EUREKA LOT. S & W Properties. $40 per month per space. Call 443−2246, 499−6906. (R−0725)

Houses for Sale WILLOW CREEK 2 BEDROOM, 1 BATH, $172,000 Beautifully renovated interior, outdoor kitchen, greenhouse, 2−room guest shed, fruit trees, many amenities, close to river, great area (530) 739−9190 (R0801)



2355 Central Ave., McKinleyville 707




Eureka apartment complex with 4 - two bedroom units and 4 - three bedroom units, all in very good condition, 3 bedroom units were redone in 2008 with pantries & master has walk in closets

3 bed, 2 bath, 1,657 sq ft custom Eureka home on oversized lot in Myrtletown, skylights, window seats, laminate flooring, redwood deck, large wrap-a-round covered front porch, large yard

$204,500 3 bed, 2 bath, 2,200 sq ft charming hundred + year old Eureka home, this home has great bones, large rooms, updated kitchen and baths, bonus rooms, thoroughly cleaned, detached garage


An Association of Independently Owned and Operated Realty Brokerages

home & garden


Charlie Tripodi


Land Agent #01332697

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Starting on Page 17 ■ FIELDBROOK SEARCHING FOR SECLUSION? Charming custom home will appeal to artists, writers and anyone looking for quiet and complete privacy. Nature views from every window. On a clear day you can see the ocean. This 13 acre parcel has a horse stall. Tack room with paddock. Big deck, great for entertaining. MLS#237857 $588,000

707.445.8811 ext.124

NEW DIRECT LINE - 24/7 - 707.476.0435 NEW


Richardson Grove Land/Property


+/-80 acres in Richardson Grove, just ten minutes from Benbow. enjoy ample water, old growth Redwood timber and seclusion in this beautiful Southern Humboldt location. owner will carry.

Sylvia Garlick #00814886 • Broker GRI/Owner 1629 Central Ave. • McKinleyville • 707-839-1521

STROMBECK PROPERTIES Arcata Apartments Close to HSU! Studios, 1 Bed & 2 Bed Units 960 South G St Arcata, CA 95521 707-822-4557

Redu Ced pRIC e!

Eureka Land/Property

+/- 2.25 acres on Clover Lane waiting for your dream home to be built. this private parcel features harvestable timber, deeded water rights to a well, cleared building site and plenty of seclusion while located only five minutes from Eureka.



Hoopa Land/Property

±1.28 acres pine Creek Road +/-1.28 acres on pine creek road, a beautifully wooded parcel ready to be developed to your liking. Water and power available to the site. Call Charlie today for your own private showing.


2120 Campton Rd. Ste #C – euReka, Ca 95503

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