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Move On Editor: I have followed with interest the controversy regarding Dan Johnson. I don’t know him personally but I was pleased to see that you ran an article on him so as to get his side of the story (“Meet Dan Johnson,” Oct. 10). While I would be the first to agree that plagiarism is wrong, I find it hilarious that not one letter printed in your Oct. 17 edition was in support of Dan Johnson, rather it was further piling on, including a letter from someone who claims to have been bullied by Mr. Johnson in grade school. Shades of the Mitt Romney bullying story that was pulled in the last presidential campaign. How low can we sink? Mr. Johnson may not be properly apologetic enough for you. I personally believe that his apologies may lack something due to the perception of his critics. I don’t know Mr. Johnson’s politics but I would venture to say to his critics, he appears to be another rich, successful Republican businessman. In other words, guilty as charged and not to be forgiven! Enough already! I just bet that every single one of the people who wrote letters scolding Mr. Johnson voted for the candidacy of Barack Obama and Joe Biden. Do these same people know about Mr. Biden’s past history of plagiarism? Do they even care? Mr. Johnson is a school board member. Mr. Biden is vice president of the United States. Get some perspective, and as they say, “move on.” Kathleen Essa, Bayside Editor: “I didn’t even know what the fuck plagiarism was.” No shit, Dan. The point is that you know what plagiarism is now, but appear not to give a damn. Truly exceptional people don’t stand

static and trumpet their accomplishments; they also know how to admit their faults with grace. You have not done that. Instead, you’ve made “yeah-but” justifications and blown off detractors with the time-honored middle school retort when caught red-handed: “You’re just jealous!” Not so, Dan. I have a life I consider a success, too, and I not only don’t begrudge you your successes, I say that you should enjoy the fruits of you labor to the fullest. But I stand firm in my belief that you made a mistake at the Arcata High commencement, and that you continue to compound that mistake in the most egregious way by making excuses for your actions. You could have served as a wonderful role model to students by demonstrating that the bigger person shows humility when caught in a blunder. Instead, you’ve become an example of how to make a bad situation worse. On the bright side, you’ve provided local educators with a fantastic object lesson when teaching their students about the scourge of intellectual thievery. You may be Superman or you may be Lex Luthor; I’ve never met you and so cannot say, and frankly don’t care. If my students perpetrate plagiarism in their work, I cannot weigh their relative character qualities when holding them accountable. The consequences fall equally hard on the plagiarizer whether she is a brilliant honors student or he is a lazy ne’er-do-well. Either way, they must face the consequences of their actions. You’re busted, Dan. Do the right thing. Step down and move on. Carla Baku, Eureka Editor: That was a subtle hatchet job Ryan Burns did on Dan Johnson. Several years ago I opposed (in print) the developer’s over the top multi-use project for the old Roger’s Garage site opposite Jacoby Creek School. It included

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three tri-story buildings, 90 parking spaces, shops, apartments and two schools! It was OK’d by Tom Conlon of the city of Arcata despite or because it would be a wedge development which would bust open the north end of Bayside for further commercialization, which is the very reason I loathed it. Even with my objections to that project, I think Dan Johnson deserved a more balanced published interview. The last words in an article often carry the most weight. It is abhorrent that Johnson lies so often and that he’d sooner cripple the school board than face the probable humiliation of resigning. But a little more digging on Burns’ part might have unearthed multiple Dan Johnson kindnesses to offset the darkness so well documented at the end of the interview. That would have provided the balance I look for in Journal articles. Patricia Zephyr Markowitz, Bayside Editor: Thanks to Ryan Burns for another thoughtful, well-crafted and morally significant cover story.


I knew nothing about Dan Johnson’s roots, his prodigious energy and enterprise from an early age, or that he was the guy in that recent plagiarism flap. The cover picture recalls a recent president, but the enormous difference between Mr. Johnson and “W” is that our neighbor really did build his empire out of wit, sweat and a sharp eye for the main chance — rather than college, club and political connections. However, there is an unfortunate similarity, too. Each seems to be unable to acknowledge — even to himself — when he has crossed that line that delimits decent civil behavior. Plagiarism is the sin committed in stealing someone’s intellectual work; notably contemptible when done to snatch money, snag glory or grab an unearned grade. The students were quite properly sensitive to the subject. A wiser head, (say, a teacher or board member?) might have suggested to Mr. Johnson when the issue arose that an apology on the order of “Hey, I wasn’t bucking for a grade here — I just wanted to tell my daughter and her classmates continued on next page

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continued from previous page how I felt and McCullough’s oration expressed my feelings better than I could hope to — sorry if anyone misunderstood me.” Everybody could then have stepped back relatively gracefully. (Particularly if the school people had thought to de-escalate by explaining the distinction between actual academic plagiarism and colloquial fair use.) But apparently this guy can’t back down gracefully. “I’m a freakin’ winner, man.” His smarmy “apology” to the school board appears to be of a piece with his inability even to recall his non-mutually-satisfactory business and legal relationships. As an earlier Burns observed: O wad some Power the giftie gie us, To see oursels as ithers see us! Mark Drake, Fortuna

nition of plagiarism? He doesn’t see the difference between saying the Pledge of Allegiance and singing the national anthem and passing off something written by another person as your own? Did he not learn basic grammar when he was in school? Examples: “It would have been tore up ...”, “I would have never ran a second time ... .” This is aside from the denial of all the litigation he has been though in the past. And using the “f” word in a newspaper interview, along with the juvenile expression “fricking”? And this man is a member of the school board? Give me a break! Elizabeth Thatcher, McKinleyville

Editor: I just finished reading the article about Editor: Dan Johnson. I was touched by his hard I read the Dan Johnson piece with some work ethic and lack of college education; interest, as it was his chance to display that he was too ignorant to even know himself in his own words. The letters what plagiarism is and that he did have published in the good intentions. Oct. 17 issue fairly He loves his family, characterized my and that is wonresponse to the derful. piece, so I won’t But I was pile on. shocked at the But one imporamount of swearThe stiff-petaled cone tant point seems ing in this intersquats, to have been view. You actupoised in a birdcage of dried needles. missed. Why is a ally printed the person with no “f-bomb” at least clear understanding Barbs, the size of small fish hooks, twice, as if it was of basic academic fail normal journalism integrity (i.e., no to capture the plump oval of seed language, along clear understanding slipping from the womb of the tree. with smatterings of the importance of others. Up of plagiarism), and to this point, I — Catherine Munsee no apparent regard have not seen so for the value of much cussing in post-secondary an article in your education (e.g., a magazine, let alone brief attendance the “f” word. at a community college before returning I wish he would just resign, because, to construction work) even sitting on the although he has good intentions, apparschool board in the first place? He ran ently he is unable to set a good example unopposed; I get that. So that is in no small for our children, including mine, who are part the fault of the community at large. earnestly working so hard at their educaBut giving back to the community consists tion so that they can have a chance to of more than being a warm butt in a seat succeed in this world. At least my son is. with nothing of value to contribute. Seems I wish he would just resign because to me the community would have been most of us want him to. We don’t want better served if the board had operated him making decisions regarding our chilone member short. dren’s education. Just my humble opinion, of course. I wish he would just resign because James “Bronco” Weseman, Eureka he sounds like Richard Nixon during the Watergate trials, in that he just can’t recall Editor: his part in suing people or being sued I just read your article on Dan Johnson, by others, when there seem to be many and am totally amazed! statements saying that he had. I’m assuming this man graduated from I don’t doubt that you are a good perhigh school, and he doesn’t know the defison, Dan, but as Dr. Seuss so aptly wrote

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Brian Lovell is an absolutely outstanding candidate for the board (full disclosure, I feel so strongly about this I sent him money “Broken windows, vehicle torsos, for his campaign), and Mark abandoned free piles, bicycle skeletons, Suchanek has been involved with kids and schools for at least ‘back to nature’ lawns, advancing blackberry 20 years, and cares deeply. It is flanks, feral cat colonies, dog crap evident from Dana Silvernale’s comments that she is as appalled minefields, ancient redwood tree rings ... as the rest of us by Dan, and so, these are a few of my favorite things. ” she gets my third vote. Colleen Toste and Mike Pigg may be — Wister Haines commenting on Joel Mielke’s cartoon decent board members, but are “Annals of Eureka Style,” on the Journal’s website. friends of Dan, and their removal may make Dan uncomfortable enough to leave the board. If that happened, then maybe the new board could reappoint one of to President Nixon in a letter to them to finish out his term. This is a the editor back in the ’70s, “Will you much cheaper solution to the Dan Johnson please go now?” problem than a recall election. Money Lori Keating Wright, Trinidad matters to school districts, and so does integrity. Too bad Dan is so blind to the Editor: consequences of his actions. Shame on you, Mr. Johnson. An apolPam Sowerwine, McKinleyville ogy for the plagiarism is simple. Humility is a place one visits when making an apology. I detect none, only defensiveness. And, most importantly, you owe an apology to the teacher present at the board meeting you angrily told, “Get out of Editor: the room right now and go stand in the As a long-time composer and member hallway while I speak.” What I detect in of ASCAP, the Scott-Goforth article caught that reaction to the teacher is arrogance my eye (“The Day the Music Died,” Oct. and a very solid bubble of self-interest 3). While he’s basically correct, I would surrounding you. Yes, you are a very sucemphasize that public venues (such as cessful Humboldt County businessman. restaurants, bars, etc.) do not have to be You have a beautiful family, and you have licensed by ASCAP, BMI or SESAC if the done many “good” deeds for the county. venue is featuring non-registered music. But, that doesn’t qualify you for a ticket The performers of non-registered music to be rude and a bully even though you are those who have not given their titles might think so. Shame on you twice. over to ASCAP and probably number in Thank you Ryan Burns for your insightthe thousands. I’m a member of ASCAP, ful journalism and reminders that selfbut they can’t collect royalties in my behalf interest can be blinding. Izzy Stone would unless I register my work with them. like this article. If I were a restaurateur and wanted to Bruce Hitchko, Eureka hire a band to play cover tunes in far-away Humboldt County, I wouldn’t let ASCAP Editor: get in the way, but would insist on one Thank you for your informative long caveat: no recording or video cameras interview with Dan Johnson. I believe the during performances. Finally, ASCAP isn’t idiom, “Give a man enough rope and he big enough to be everywhere and they do will hang himself” applies to this situahave their priorities; the big metropolitan tion. You let his words speak for him, with areas are their favorite feeding grounds. due diligence on fact-checking. Accordionists behind the Redwood Curtain So, what can we, as the residents and can tell ASCAP to shove it. voters of the NHUHSD, do about it? I’ve Franklin Stover, Eureka spoken with the elections department and a special recall election would cost the school district in excess of $20,000. I am unwilling to start that process in these tight economic times. He has Please try to make your letter no more already damaged the district and its than 300 words and include your full name, students enough. place of residence and phone number (we What we can do is vote in both chalwon’t print your number). Send it to letlengers and the incumbent least likely to listen to Dan. We are in luck, because l

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Straw-vote Gang of Four


orget it, Humboldt County. Since Estelle Fennell and Rex Bohn were seated on the Board of Supervisors last year, joining Virginia Bass and Ryan Sundberg — all elected with the help of the same deep pockets of money — the direction of good planning and land use in this county has gone from first-gear forward to reverse. And there’s almost nothing you can do about it. Week by painful week, through the now relatively fast-moving General Plan Update, this super majority has been marching to the orders of real estate developers, homebuilders, and specifically a private corporation called Humboldt Coalition for Property Rights (HumCPR) — a group with a secret membership list. In my June 13 publisher’s column, I chastised this Gang of Four for dramatically altering the General Plan’s guiding principles — last adopted in 2004 after a lengthy public hearing process. This year, led by Supervisor Fennell, the board revised the guiding principles more to the liking of her former employer, HumCPR, over a weekend. A vote was held and passed that Monday with little public input. When the county supervisors received angry pushback from you, the public, they took a step back and scheduled a second, future meeting for the end of summer. They also reassured the public that it was “just a straw vote” anyway — you know, one where your fingers are crossed behind your back and you can always change your mind. Since then, they’ve revised Fennell’s revisions a bit, and revised them again. (Since when are guiding principles so fluid, so changeable? It’s like going to a church that keeps changing its beliefs.) Right along with these revisions of the guiding principles this summer have been other straw votes on the actual, concrete General Plan policies — the rules that will be applied to land use and planning. The General Plan policies and the guiding principles are being

revised at the same time? Am I the only one who finds that strange? I had a sliver of hope after a rare evening meeting on Sept. 23. I had hoped that the Gang of Four actually listened to the public regarding those guiding principles — the ones most of us supported in 2004 and still believe today: that development should take place where we already have infrastructure; that we want an orderly pattern of land use and to discourage conversion of resource lands to other uses; that we should provide for sufficient developable land for affordable housing and have actionable plans for infrastructure; that we should protect scenic beauty; and that we should protect agriculture and timberland from increased subdivision. But what happened after that Sept. 23 meeting? The Gang of Four slipped back into a familiar pattern of listening more carefully to HumCPR’s advice, and less carefully to individuals and groups like the Resource Land Working Group. So what exactly is this Resource Land Working Group? Some lefties from Arcata? Well, no, not exactly. They are our timber companies, the Farm Bureau, the Buckeye Conservancy and others — those who are trying to hold onto and preserve agricultural and timberland for the future. Twice, during recent months, the Board of Supervisors had a room full of farmers asking that agricultural-exclusive lands be kept at 60-acre minimum while the Humboldt Association of Realtors and the Northern California Association of Home Builders lobbied hard for them to be reduced down to 20-acre minimum. In the end, the board agreed to 60 acres — but the Gang of Four clearly couldn’t understand why those farmers wouldn’t want smaller parcels. Never mind that unless you’re a dope grower, the ability to farm profitably starts with the ability to acquire farmland at prices that can be financed based on the agricultural potential of the land. Not speculative real estate or subdivisions. The same goes for timberland.

And, for the record, most of us in Humboldt sincerely believe that new developers should pay their fair share for infrastructure and services to these parcels being created. Why did these four supervisors strip that specific language out of these General Plan policies? To appease their “supporters” whose money they will need to get re-elected? My hopes were dashed for good at an Oct. 7 GPU meeting. As reported in the Journal (“Disputed Principles,” Oct. 10), Sally MacDonald, the executive director of the HumCPR, urged the board to go back yet again to guiding principle No. 4. Please, she said, “have it be incredibly less restrictive!” And Julie Williams, speaking on behalf of the Northern California Association of Home Builders, called principle No. 4 “more dangerous than a cannon!” Supervisor Bass happily obliged. She made the motion to strike out words which would focus development where we already have services and to discourage conversion of resource lands to other uses. This fluid value system of the current board of supervisors will ultimately manifest itself in the adoption of all these straw votes at once when they adopt the new General Plan. The straw votes will become real in one fell swoop because this board has its collective mind made up by the ones who brought them to the prom. Is there anything we can do at this point? Let’s set a clock for June 3, 2014 — the date of the next primary election. Bass and Sundberg are up for re-election. We need candidates in each of those districts who better understand our collective value system, what we all value about living in Humboldt County and what we want to protect — not just the values and interests of the secret members of a certain property rights group.

– Judy Hodgson


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riday, 2:02 p.m. A bearded man wearing wire-framed glasses breezes out of the Arcata Police Department. The man wears a dark purple shirt with an awkwardly mended sleeve and a gray fleece vest. He’s carrying a sheaf of papers recording recent events in the city’s crime continuum. He plops the printed stack atop a nearby refuse receptacle and begins to riffle through ’em, looking for juicy tidbits. This is Kevin L. Hoover, former editor of the Arcata Eye, which closed at September’s end. Hoover’s ex-

plaining the genius he brings to his renowned weekly police log, which now runs in the Mad River Union. “I tend to look for the more interesting or lighthearted ones, or those with poetic potential,” he says. “I’m not a stenographer.” Not everything makes it into Hoover’s log. He never derives comedy from human tragedy. That said, Arcata’s police records are rich with material. From the Oct. 9 Union — the paper’s second edition: “1:51 p.m. A white pickup truck on Union

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Street hosted four cannabis-medicated souls in its bed, the pipe seen passing from hand to hand. Stopped on D Street, all but one were released on foot. One DUI suspect went to jail via the hospital; his bed, bud and a bongmobile was towed.” Hoover says his creative approach makes repetitive crimes — like “bongo upheavals on the plaza” — more engaging. “The thing about the police log is that so much of what people do is based on short-term exigency,” he says. “‘I’m going to steal tips off the bar and get arrested in five minutes. But I’m going to do it anyway, or go in and chug some tequila and be arrested.’ It’s all about short-term gratification.” As we walk the couple blocks between police headquarters and the Mad River Union’s new office in the Jacoby’s Storehouse building, Hoover describes how he ended up in Arcata in 1985. While working at a Radio Shack in Hayward, Hoover read an Arcata-related snippet in National Lampoon. The story, lifted from the Arcata Union, described vandalism involving curdled dairy products and the cranial orifices of William McKinley’s statue on the plaza. Hoover came for a visit and liked what he saw. Hoover transferred to Arcata’s Radio Shack and eventually landed a production job at the Arcata Union, which gasped its last in 1995. One day, strapped for time, his editor asked Hoover to write the police log. Final issues of the Arcata Eye sold for a buck around town and could be picked up free at Humboldt State University. The paper’s look — from its creepy eyeball logo to miasmic modular layout — made it the second-quirkiest paper I’ve encountered. (First place goes to Piss Clear, Black Rock City’s also-now-defunct paper of record.) Since 1854, Hoover says, residents of Arcata have had some type of news publication. “There’s always been an office where the average schmuck could walk in and complain … or bring in a photo of his kid,” Hoover says. “I didn’t want to be the end of that.” But he couldn’t see how to keep the Eye open. The paper was scheduled to close in February 2014. Then a plan to mate the Eye with the McKinleyville Press was concocted over lunch at Humboldt Brews. Mixing metaphors made sense. Hoover and Press editor Jack Durham worked together two decades ago at the Arcata Union, where Durham had been news editor. After the Arcata Union closed its doors, Durham started the McKinleyville Press. He crafted the Press masthead using discarded bits of type rescued from the Arcata Union’s Dumpster. For its nearly 900 editions, the Press was a one-man show with Durham as publisher, editor, reporter, page designer, ad sales guy and delivery dude. Durham credits contributors with making the paper possible.

Like the Eye, the Press also stopped publication at September’s end. The first edition of the Mad River Union landed in the McKinleyville Press’ old news boxes on Oct. 2. As a journalism educator, I’ve endured endless speculation regarding news media’s future. Which is digital and online. Delivered to mobile devices. With pay walls or micropayments or subscription apps. In these circles, the word “newspaper” — as in soy ink on newsprint — is synonymous with “corpse.” A few years back, media monstrosities tossed around the term “hyperlocal” and hired (often inexperienced) community reporters to do neighborhood inserts built from puff pieces and pet photos. When these insipid sections were delivered free to nonsubscribers, folks called to complain about litter on their driveways. The Mad River Union’s not that kind of hyperlocal. Here’s why this might work: The Union’s content is generated locally. No Associated Press wire reports. Durham and Hoover say they’re often the only reporters covering local meetings in Arcata, McKinleyville and Trinidad. The two men possess encyclopedias of institutional knowledge. Readers are freakishly loyal. Advertisers are supportive. The Oct. 9 edition bulged with two sections of content, ads and inserts. Durham had a hard time fitting 1,700 papers into his Scion to mail to subscribers. “We’re idealists, but pragmatic,” Hoover says. In the Mad River Union’s new office, an eye-catching slogan’s posted on the back of an iMac: “Read a fucking book.” The space is larger than former offices of either Durham or Hoover, who’d been upstairs in a poorly lighted closet. “I like it dark and gloomy,” Hoover says. His corner of the new office features numerous assemblage pieces — bugs and (plastic) body parts — by Arcata outsider artist Brian Sproul. Durham’s wall sports a framed first edition of the McKinleyville Press and another newspaper announcing Elvis’ death. Film cameras collected from yard sales and thrift shops rest on a shelf. Durham hasn’t had time to try them out. The Union staff looks forward to devoting less attention to getting the biz off the ground and more to the paper itself. “When we are able to focus, it’s going to roar,” Hoover says.

– Deidre Pike Deidre Pike’s best job in print journalism ended when she graduated from college and had to quit editing and reporting for the student newspaper. She envies Durham and Hoover who’ve figured out a way to keep the print gig fun for decades. She doesn’t envy their workload.

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oter enthusiasm for school board elections is typically pretty low — unless your board happens to have a raging plagiarism scandal. Such is the case in the Northern Humboldt Union High School District, where board members have spent the past four months dealing with fallout from fellow trustee Dan Johnson’s plagiarized speech at Arcata High School’s graduation ceremony. The incident has led to contentious board meetings, accusations of Brown Act violations and, on Sept. 10, a 3-1 board vote asking for Johnson’s resignation, which he has refused to give. The storyline adds drama to the Nov. 5 election. Will voters prove sympathetic to embattled incumbents Dana Silvernale, Mike Pigg and Colleen Toste? Or will they opt for a clean slate with challengers Brian Lovell and Mark Suchanek? The district encompasses Arcata and McKinleyville high schools as well as Tsurai

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continued from previous page eyes and a bushy white mustache that frames his easy smile when he talks about family and work. So it’s a little surprising to hear the hardness that creeps into his voice when he brings up the Johnson controversy. The blow-up inspired Lovell to attend school board meetings and get serious about running for a seat, he said. Incensed with Johnson’s speech, Lovell wrote letters to the Arcata Eye and McKinleyville Press calling on the local businessman to resign. So far that position seems to be working well for him: He’s raised enough money to print festive red, white and blue yard signs and is endorsed by the Humboldt County Democratic Central Committee. But Lovell says he’s not running strictly because of Johnson controversy. He feels his years spent steeped in the intricacies of the Arcata Elementary School District have helped him develop skills that would be useful to the board. “While I was at the board meetings this summer I realized, hey, this is what I do at work. They are asking questions that are just routine for me,” he said. “School finance is obviously very complicated, and while I don’t pretend to be an expert I do have a pretty good grasp on how the budgets work.” Lovell says there are some big issues facing the district, like managing Measure Q bond funds and the changeover to Common Core testing, a new set of national education standards focused on technology, critical thinking and problem solving set to take effect next year. He also has some pet projects he’d like to work on, such as building up the district’s arts programs and finding a way to fully finance the College and Career Center at Arcata High while bringing a similar program to McKinleyville. Mark Suchanek, meanwhile, said the Johnson controversy had nothing to do with his decision to run. The 53-yearold says his deep ties to McKinleyville and its high school could help broaden the board’s perspective. Born in the seaside town, Suchanek graduated from McKinleyville High in 1978 and after living for a few years in Arcata and Eureka he returned and built his house on the property where he grew up. His two sons, now in their late 20s, also graduated from McKinleyville High, and his wife worked for several years as the principal’s secretary. In recent years, Suchanek has been volunteering to run the scoreboard at basketball and football games. He isn’t running on a particular platform, but if elected he said he would emphasize the value of extracurricular activities. “I think a lot of students stay in school

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because of those activities,” he said. “Looking back, I played sports, and I know for a lot of the guys I went to school with, things like baseball and football were what kept them in school. That’s the same for programs like drama and band.” Suchanek twice put his name in for vacant seats: once in 2008 after Shane Brinton’s election to the Arcata City Council (Johnson was selected instead) and again in 2011 following the death of longtime board member Sari Toste (whose daughter Colleen Toste was tapped as her replacement). This time around, Suchanek said his motivation is no different. “My main reason for running is just to give choices. I think I have a common sense approach.” For incumbent Mike Pigg, the election represents a chance to move past the Johnson uproar and get back to business. The 49-year-old Arcata native and former triathlete admits that it took some armtwisting from a former board member to get him involved back in 2005, but it’s a job he has grown to love. Pigg said he doesn’t come to the meetings with his own agenda. “I am there to listen to the community and their concerns and input and listen to the administration, staff and students and support their good decisions,” he said. While enthused by what the board has been able to accomplish during his tenure — he points to Measure Q, the $25.8 million bond measure approved by district voters in 2010 to upgrade facilities at McKinleyville and Arcata high schools — Pigg is also frank about the fact that the blowback from Johnson’s speech has made things turbulent. “I feel that the papers really blew things out of proportion,” he said. “I think the board has done a good job up to this point, better than we have [been] made out to be. The whole issue was way over-dramatized.” At the Sept. 10 board meeting, Pigg was visibly uncomfortable joining the 3-1 majority to ask for Johnson’s resignation, and even though Johnson has refused to oblige, Pigg said it’s time to leave the issue behind. Serving on the school board was never part of McKinleyville-native Colleen Toste’s plan, either. But when your mother is dying of cancer and asks you to take on the job that meant the world to her — well, that’s a hard thing to say no to, Toste said. Toste stepped into her mother’s 17-yearold board member shoes in December 2011 and the experience has been something of a whirlwind. A big chunk of Toste’s two years of service has been spent getting up

to speed. Toste said that, if re-elected, she wants to put her background in marketing to use for the board. “I would really like to look at how we communicate with the public,” said Toste, who earned a degree in the field from Santa Clara University and worked in Humboldt Bank’s marketing department before it was bought out by Umpqua Bank in 2004. “People always want more information.” As an example, Toste said she wants to ensure that district residents are kept up to date on how Measure Q funds are being allocated. “At this point I feel really wellequipped to serve,” she said. “Especially in the last four months, it’s safe to say that I’ve received my own education on the role of board members.” Much of that education came while navigating the murky waters in the wake of Johnson’s speech. She said there’s been a lot of misunderstanding about the board’s actions this summer, and she worries that will be reflected at the polls. Looking forward, Toste believes the best thing for the district will be time. Dana Silvernale agrees. The 66-yearold Mattole Valley Charter School special education teacher was the trustee who asked to have the Johnson issue listed as an action item on the Sept. 10 agenda. “And it made me pretty sad, but I felt that some action was needed,” she said. “We couldn’t just ignore what was being said.” Like Pigg, Silvernale feels local media inflamed the issue. “The papers were blaming the school board for inaction, but then we took action and made a statement and were accused of coddling Dan,” she said. “The lines just got so blurred.” The only incumbent not born and raised in the area, Silvernale is also the only incumbent actively campaigning for re-election. Unlike Pigg and Toste, she has a long, specific list of things she wants to get done. “I have the insight of 24 years of experience in teaching. ... They just don’t have the same experience.” Silvernale’s goals for a second term include revising the district’s disciplinary policy to emphasize preventive measures over punishment, improving support for at-risk children, initiating monthly study sessions to track chronic absences, creating a unifying vision for the board and continuing to improve the quality of school lunches. As for the Johnson controversy, Silvernale said, “People are paying attention now. I guess we will see what that means on Nov. 5.” l

Organizers are counting on an assessment measure to fund Fieldbrook’s snazzy new firehouse. Photos by Amy Barnes

Building on Faith With fingers firmly crossed, Fieldbrook volunteers raise the roof on a new firehouse By Amy Barnes


very day but Sunday, pickup trucks congregate outside Fieldbrook’s Volunteer Fire Department. Workers hang from the firehouse roof, demolish walls, climb scaffolding and mix concrete. It’s like a barn raising — a testament to what can be accomplished when a community works together. The project has been a long time coming. Firefighter and contractor Gene Callahan was first asked to expand Fieldbrook’s firehouse in the 1980s. With retirement on the horizon, and a keen appreciation for life’s mercurial tendencies, Callahan recently approached the department. “Let’s fish or cut bait,” he recalls telling them. “Right now I have the energy. I have the willpower. Do you guys want me to do this?” They did, and so the department launched into the $330,000 remodel, well before voter approval of November’s tax assessment measure, which would fund the renovations. “I knew they needed this firehouse worse than anything,” Callahan said last week. “And I love this community. And the only way I knew I could do it was to offer my services for free. We needed this so bad, and it was never gonna happen. It’s not easy, let me tell you; it’s driving my wife crazy. But in three or four months it’ll be done and Fieldbrook will have a firehouse.”

Callahan, who owns Black Oak Construction, has worked alongside department members and the Fieldbrook Glendale Community Services District board to get everything lined up for the project — everything except voterapproved funding. “Maybe we’re putting the cart before the horse by going and building it before we have approval,” Fire Chief Rich Grissom admits. “But it was the only option we had. Gene is doing this for free. If it wasn’t for him and his desire to get it going, it wouldn’t have happened. It wouldn’t ever happen.” Callahan has assembled a patchwork of volunteers — engineers, fellow contractors, lawyers, lumber yard owners, roofers, high school students, woodworkers and dump truck drivers. Even the surfer down the street has pitched in. “I’m drawing in everybody I ever worked with [over] the past 40 years,” Callahan said. All this volunteer dedication knocked down the projected cost of the project — $900,000 — by nearly two-thirds. “The volunteers? Well, they’ve impressed the hell out of me,” says John McFarland, former chief of fire departments in Eureka, Arcata and Crescent City. He’s been helping out in Fieldbrook three days a week for two months now. “Being

out here pounding nails with these guys? I can’t believe the community. Folks that go by, they honk and wave, they yell, they give you the thumbs up.” McFarland rubs the back of his bald head, looks sideways and adds, “And they keep bringing goodies. Every day we’re getting two or three batches of brownies or cookies. One lady brought a dozen sandwiches! Every day that stuff’s coming in! These guys have support like I’ve never seen.” Community support has been the cornerstone of Fieldbrook’s Volunteer Fire Department from the beginning. Founded in 1955 after townspeople helplessly watched a house burn to the ground, the department didn’t establish a tax until 1964. Until then, money for fuel and trucks came straight from people’s pockets and from the fundraising efforts of the women’s adjunct group, the “Smokettes.” The department now has 22 members, including seven certified emergency medical technicians and a registered nurse. It serves around 2,200 residents on 550 parcels. Medical emergencies make up about 80 percent of its calls. The remodel is desperately needed. To explain why, Callahan turns on his heels and strides toward the firehouse, calling over his shoulder, “Come on in!” “We’ve so outgrown this thing.” He points out the narrow walkway between the ends of the parked trucks and the building’s back wall. “We don’t have room to do anything. Just look at this!” Big chunks of trim are missing around the garage door. Callahan explains that the old trucks were shorter and smaller and the new rigs don’t fit. At one point firefighters took the door trim off completely, and eventually they amended the truck light bars and mirrors so they could roll in and out without whacking the sides of the building. Grissom compares the old structure, built in 1967, to the Winchester Mystery House. “We’ve added on here, added on there. ... We have so much more equipment

now than when they first built the place.” The remodeled firehouse will provide enough room not only to park modern fire trucks, but also to service department vehicles, host trainings and store emergency equipment, including generators, Jaws of Life and disaster supplies. The renovated building bears Callahan’s trademark charm. “We don’t do ugly,” he grins. McFarland agrees, suggesting it might just be “the best looking firehouse in the county.” Area residents now pay a $42 tax assessment per parcel annually to support the fire department. Voters passed the fee with 86 percent approval in 2004, but it’s due to sunset next year. Measure K on this year’s ballot asks voters to bump that fee up to $75 annually to cover the remodel and support the department through 2023. The measure, which applies only to a subset of the community services district, must pass by a two-thirds vote. For now, construction is being financed with $125,000 from the fire department’s operating account, plus a loan, secured by the community services district, of up to $350,000, according to Rick Hanger, the district’s general manager. Before backing the loan, the district board needed assurance, so the fire department sent out a survey to 400 Fieldbrook homes. Residents responded by a 10-to-one margin that they’re willing to support the increase. Hanger adds, “If the measure for some reason was not successful this year, we’d come back to the voters with something restructured. If it also were to fail, then what we would look at [is] extending the note for a longer period of time.” Callahan says it’s a bargain. “The extra $33 per year works out to about nine cents a day for voters,” he said. “If the beer drinkers at the general store threw down a quarter into the tip jar every day, we could fund this. It’s not that much.” Grissom says you never know when you’ll need the fire department. “And we’re there. All the time.” He kicks at the dirt, smiles at the ground, and repeats, “All the time.” l Amy Barnes is a freelance writer and graphic designer who lives in Fieldbrook. • North Coast Journal • Thursday, Oct. 24, 2013


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egular weed columnist Ryan Burns is in New York this week, and he declined my suggestion — in the name of investigative journalism — to pack some of Humboldt’s finest on his cross-country flight to test just how lenient the TSA’s gropey screeners are (see the Oct. 10 “Week in Weed”). So instead, I’m here to bring you the latest wispy tentacles of the week’s news in pot: • Washington state, which legalized recreational doobage by popular vote last year, finalized rules last week for the drug’s sale. It’ll be overseen and taxed by the Washington Liquor Control Board, the chairwoman of which told the Washington Times that “we are making history,” though Colorado — Washington’s cohort in recrational legalization — polished its own, similar law back in September. The rules — designed to curb pot’s presence on the black market — include background checks for license applicants, seed tracking and child-resistant packaging. If Washington’s laws serve as a model for other states, maybe those Fiskars will be useful for something post-legalization in the emerald triangle. The legislation is garnering international attention, as lawmakers in Uruguay, Poland and Mexico (among other nations) are apparently scrutinizing the law in the event they, too, legalize it. • Mexico City is indeed considering legalization. The movement has an outspoken proponent in former Mexico President Vicente Fox, whose successor, Felipe Calderón, launched a massive assault against the country’s cartels after he was elected in 2006. That effort led to an estimated 70,000 killings in the drug wars that followed. Legalizing pot would devalue one of the cartels’ products, Fox argues, and

at an event this week, he gained a world spiritual leader as an ally (no, not Francis). The Dalai Lama — visiting Mexican City for an event hosted by Fox — told a French newspaper that he supports marijuana legalization — at least for medical use. “But otherwise if it’s just an issue of somebody (using the drug to have) a crazy mind, that’s not good,” His Holiness told a reporter. • And right here in California, Lt. Gov. Gavin “The Smile” Newsom announced he’ll be leading a pot blue ribbon panel tasked with writing a state legalization law. Joined by the ACLU, the Gav’s panel will spend the next few years working on a ballot initiative to make recreational use legal, the Associated Press reported. With Washington and Colorado as Guinea pigs, and 65 percent of Californians in favor of legalization with regulations (according to a Tulchin Research poll), Newsom and co. are looking at a rosy outcome. • Less rosy is the future of a certain Moldovan cat, who was caught last week smuggling pot into a prison near the Eastern European capital city of Chisinau. Prison guards’ suspicions were aroused by the feline’s frequent visits and abnormal collar, which as it turned out contained a small amount of marijuana. Apparently, this is not a new technique; Russian prison guards have caught cats sneaking in cell phones and heroin. • Finally, Dan Rather’s TV news report (Rather and Congressman Jared Huffman took an aerial tour back in August) about Humboldt County’s grow scene, “Gone to Pot,” aired Monday night on AXS TV, a relatively new cable station that I don’t get. Previous episodes of Dan Rather Reports are available on iTunes, according to the AXS TV website, so if you missed it too, you can presumably download it soon. l

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Going fishing? Or maybe just for a scenic wanSOAP. IN A FOUNTAIN. IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE BUBBLES. PHOTO BY RYAN BURNS der along some lonesome, lovely ENVIRONMENT / GOVERNMENT / BY riverbank? HEIDI WALTERS / THURSDAY, OCT. 17 AT Feeling the latent cop in you itching 4:56 P.M. to bust out and pop some badboy(girl) Redwood Rush bootie? Whoa, calm down, Vig. This is strictly a Rush into them gleefully, that is — legal proposition, a request from the Calithose tall, barked hunks towering in our fornia Department of Fish and Wildlife for national-park sides of the woods, for which anglers’ friends and fishing-hole frequentwe’ve so pined over the past 16 days. They ers to report anything they know about are open! Shutdown be gone! For now. the illegal practice of “snagging.” In non-giddy English: Without fear of “Snagging, also known as foul hooking, reprimand or worse (by feds, anyway), you occurs when an angler catches a fish using may now enter Redwood National Park hooks embedded outside of the mouth,” and traipse along the trails and otherwise says a CDFW news release. “This can occur comport yourself legally in them thar either intentionally or accidentally, while woods. That’s the word from the NPS using various types of fishing gear and folks. And it must be so, because their techniques. Fish caught by this method website’s switched back on. are often injured or killed in the process. We’re assuming this means all else in Anglers in California may not legally keep Humboldt’s federal realm has opened snagged fish. Current angling regulations once again to its loyal citizenry. The BLM’s include seasonal closures and gear restricsite’s back on, too. Hello, again, Samoa tions designed to reduce the incidence of Dunes, Ma-l’el, Headwaters ... . snagging.” Your duty, which you will accept, is ● to send your “comments, concerns and GOVERNMENT / BY GRANT SCOTTinformation on waters where snagging is GOFORTH / WEDNESDAY, OCT. 16 AT taking place.” The department also wants 10:14 A.M. your thoughts on what to do about this Eureka Councilman Lance problem. Send all of this to Madsen Stepping Down So, consider this mission more along Fifth Ward Councilman Lance Madsen the lines of tattling, not apprehending. will step down from the council after Now fish on. years of health problems. ● Answering his phone from Stanford,

A Humboldt County Sheriff’s Sergeant was arrested on suspicion of sexually assaulting a woman while on duty. The District Attorney’s Office arrested Sgt. Jason Daniels, 40, is suspected of sexual battery and sexual penetration with a foreign object against one woman, whose identity is being withheld. Daniels was placed on leave pending investigation.

where he was awaiting a medical procedure, Madsen said, “I have to keep coming down here — it’s getting to the point where I’m missing committee meetings and council meetings. It’s not fair to the other council members.” Leaving the council will allow him to be more flexible for medical treatment as well, he said. According to the Times-Standard, Madsen announced his resignation in a letter at last night’s council meeting. The council is expected to decide at its Nov. 5 meeting whether to hold a special election or appoint a new council member.


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PROJECT CENSORED The news that didn’t make the mainstream news By Joe Fitzgerald Rodriguez

his year’s annual Project Censored “In all the other democracies in the world, there list of the most underreported news are huge subsidies for public media and journalstories includes the widening wealth ism,” McChesney said. “They not only rank ahead gap, the trial of Bradley Manning and of us in terms of being democratic; they also rank President Obama’s war on whistleblowahead of us in terms of having a free press.” ers — all stories that actually received considFor American journalism to revive itself, it has erable news coverage. to move beyond its corporate ties. It has to beSo how exactly were they “censored,” and come a truly free press. It’s time to end the myth what does that say of this venerable media that corporate journalism is the only way for watchdog project? media to be objective, monolithic and correct. Project Censored isn’t only about stories that The failures of that approach are clear in Projwere deliberately buried or ignored. It’s also ect Censored’s top 10 stories of the year: about stories the media covered poorly through Manning and the Failure a false objectivity that skews the truth. Journalists do cry out against injustice, on occasion, but they of Corporate Media don’t always do it well. Untold stories of Iraqi civilian deaths by That’s why Project Censored was started back American soldiers, U.S. diplomats pushing aircraft in 1976: to highlight stories the mainstream media sales on foreign royalty, uninvestigated abuse by missed or gave scant attention to. Although the Iraqi allies, the perils of the rise in private war project began at Sonoma State University, now contractors — this is what Manning exposed. academics and students from 18 universities and They were stories that challenge the U.S. politicommunity colleges across the country pore cal elite, and they were only made possible by a through hundreds of subsacrifice. missions of overlooked and Manning (who now goes by underreported stories. A panel the first name Chelsea) got a of academics and journalists 35-year prison sentence for the … news from the then picks the top 25 stories revelation of state secrets to annually and curates them into WikiLeaks, a story told countleaks has since themed clusters. This year’s less times in corporate media. book, Censored 2014: Fearless slowed to a trickle — But as Project Censored posits, Speech in Fearful Times, hit the failure of our media was bookstores earlier this month. a waste of more than not in the lack of coverage of The Project for Excellence Manning, but in its focus. 700,000 pieces of in Journalism, which conducts Though The New York an annual analysis of trends in Times partnered with classified intelligence news, found that amid declinWikiLeaks to release stories ing revenues, newsrooms have based on the documents, giving unparalleled shed 30 percent of their staff many published in 2010 in the last decade. In 2012, the ground-level views of through 2011, news from the number of reporters in the U.S. leaks has since slowed to a dipped to its lowest level since America’s costly wars. trickle — a waste of more than 1978, with fewer than 40,000 700,000 pieces of classified reporters nationally. This creintelligence giving unparalleled ates a sense of desperation in ground-level views of America’s the newsroom, and in the end, costly wars. it’s the public that loses. The media quickly took a scathing indict“What won out is something much more palatment of U.S. military policy and spun it into a able to the advertisers,” says Robert McChesney, story about Manning’s politics and patriotism. As professor at University of Illinois and host of MeRolling Stone pointed out (“Did the Media Fail dia Matters from 2000-2012. Blandness beat out Bradley Manning?”), Manning initially took the fearless truth-telling. trove of leaks to The Washington Post and The Even worse than kowtowing to advertisers is New York Times, only to be turned away. the false objectivity the media tries to achieve, Alexa O’Brien, a former Occupy activist, McChesney told us. Neutering news to stay scooped most of the media by actually attending “neutral” on a topic handcuffs journalists into not Manning’s trial. She produced tens of thousands drawing conclusions, even when conclusions are of words in transcriptions of the court hearings, well-supported by the facts. one of the only reporters on the beat. In reporting, journalists often rely on the words of others to make claims, which limits Richest Global 1 Percent what they can report. Hide Billions in Tax Havens “You allow people in power to set the range Global corporate fat cats hold $21 trillion of legitimate debate, and you report on it,” to $32 trillion in offshore havens, money hidden McChesney said. from government taxation that would benefit He points out that there’s more watchdog people around the world, according to findings journalism in democracies that have more robust by James S. Henry, the former chief economist of and funded media. And they often have somethe global management firm McKinsey & Co. thing the U.S. doesn’t — government subsidies The International Consortium of Investigative for journalism.




Journalists obtained a leak in April 2013 revealing how widespread the buy-in was to these tax havens. The findings were damning: Government officials in Canada, Russia and other countries have embraced offshore accounts, the world’s top banks (including Deutsche Bank) have worked to maintain them, and the tax havens are used in Ponzi schemes. Moving money offshore has implications that ripped through the world economy. Part of Greece’s economic collapse was due to these tax havens, ICIJ reporter Gerard Ryle told Gladstone on her radio show. “It’s because people don’t want to pay taxes,” he said. “You avoid taxes by going offshore and playing by different rules.” U.S. Sen. Carl Levin (D-Michigan) introduced legislation to combat the practice, SB1533, The Stop Tax Haven Abuse Act, but so far the bill has had little play in the media. Researcher James Henry said the hidden wealth is a “huge black hole” in the world economy that has never been measured, and that could generate income tax revenues between $190 billion and $280 billion a year.


Trans-Pacific Partnership

Take 600 corporate advisors, mix in officials from 11 international governments, let them bake for about two years, and out pops an international partnership that threatens to cripple progressive movements worldwide. The Trans-Pacific Partnership could wind up being the world’s largest multinational trade agreement, a document developed behind closed doors with corporate advisors. Leaked text from the 30-chapter document shows that negotiators have already agreed to radical terms that would grant expansive new rights and privileges to foreign investors — and establish enforcement through extrajudicial “investor-state” tribunals. Through these tribunals, corporations could dispute international laws, regulations and court decisions while extracting untold amounts of taxpayer money in damages. The system could undermine public-interest policies on domestic finance, health, labor, environment, land use, and other laws across the globe, according to the Public Citizen’s Global Trade Watch. The group investigated the TPP and is the main advocate in opposition of its policies. The AFL-CIO, Sierra Club and other organizations have also had growing concerns about the level of access granted to corporations in these agreements. But even with the risks of outsized corporate influence, the U.S. has a strong interest in the TPP in order to maintain

trade agreements with Asia. The balancing act between corporate and public interests is at stake, but until the U.S. releases more documents from negotiations, the American people will remain in the dark.


Obama’s War on Whistleblowers

President Obama has invoked the Espionage Act of 1917 more than every other president combined. Seven times Obama has pursued leakers with the act, targeting Thomas Drake, Shamai Leibowitz, Bradley Manning, Stephen Kim, Jeffrey Sterling, John Kiriakou and most recently, Edward Snowden. All had ties to the State Department, FBI, CIA or NSA, and all of them leaked to journalists. “Neither party is raising hell over this. This is the sort of story that sort of slips through the cracks,” McChesney said. And when the politicians don’t raise a fuss, neither does the media. ProPublica covered the issue, constructing timelines and mapping out the various arrests and indictments. But where Project Censored points out the lack of coverage is in Obama’s hypocrisy — only a year before, he signed The Whistleblower Protection Act. Later on, Obama said he wouldn’t follow every letter of the law in the bill he had just signed. “Certain provisions in the Act threaten to interfere with my constitutional duty to supervise the executive branch,” Obama said. “As my administration previously informed the Congress, I will interpret those sections consistent with my authority.”


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Hate Groups and Antigovernment Groups on Rise across U.S.

Hate groups in the U.S. are on the rise, according to a report by the Southern Poverty Law Center. There are 1,007 known hate groups operating across the country, it wrote, including neo-Nazis, Ku Klux Klan, white nationalists, neo-Confederates, racist skinheads, black separatists, border vigilantes and others. Since 2000, those groups have grown by more than half, the report said, and there was a “powerful resurgence” of patriot groups, the likes of which were involved in the Oklahoma City bombing in 1995. Worst of all, the huge growth in armed militias seems to have conspicuous timing with Obama’s election. “The number of patriot groups, including armed militias, has grown 813 percent since Obama was elected — from 149 in 2008 to 1,360 in 2012,” the Southern Poverty Law Center reported. continued on next page • NORTH COAST JOURNAL • THURSDAY, OCT. 24, 2013


continued from previous page Though traditionally those groups were race motivated, the report noted that now they are gunning for government. There was a smattering of news coverage when the SPLC released its report, but not much since.


Billionaires’ Rising Wealth Intensifies Poverty and Inequality

The world’s billionaires added $241 billion to their collective net worth in 2012. That’s an economic recovery, right? That gain, coupled with the world’s richest peoples’ new total worth of $1.9 trillion (more than the GDP of Canada), wasn’t reported by some kooky socialist group, but by Bloomberg News. But few journalists are asking the important question: Why? Project Censored points to journalist George Monbiot, who highlights a reduction of taxes and tax enforcement, the privatization of public assets and the weakening of labor unions. His conclusions are backed up by the United Nations’ Trade and Development Report from 2012, which noted how the trend hurts everyone: “Recent empirical and analytical work reviewed here mostly shows a negative correlation between inequality and growth.”


Media Reform and Nuclear Weapons

The report highlighted by Project Censored on the threat of nuclear war is an example not of censorship, strictly, but of a desire for media reform. Project Censored highlighted a study from the Physicians for Social Responsibility that said 1 billion people could starve in the decade after a nuclear detonation. Corn production in the U.S. would decline by an average of 10 percent for an entire decade and food prices would make food inaccessible

to hundreds of millions of the world’s poorest. This is not journalism in the classic sense, Gladstone said. In traditional journalism, as it has played out since the early 20th century, news most commonly requires an element of something new in order to garner reporting — not a looming threat or danger. So in this case, what Project Censored identified was the need for a new kind of journalism, what it calls “solutions journalism.” “Solutions journalism,” Sarah van Gelder wrote in the foreword to Censored 2014, “must investigate not only the individual innovations, but also the larger pattern of change — the emerging ethics, institutions and ways of life that are coming into existence.”


Bank Interests Inflate Global Prices by 35 to 40 Percent

Does 35 percent of everything purchased in the United States go to interest? Professor Margrit Kennedy of the University of Hanover thinks so, and she says it’s a major funnel of money from the 99 percent to the rich. In her 2012 book Occupy Money, Kennedy wrote that tradespeople, suppliers, wholesalers and retailers along the chain of production rely on credit. Her figures were initially drawn from the German economy, but Ellen Brown of the Web of Debt and Global Research said she found similar patterns in the U.S. This “hidden interest” has sapped industry growth while lining the pockets of the financial sector, she said. Why would journalists avoid the topic? Few economists have echoed her views, and few experts emerged to back up her assertions. Notably, she’s a professor in an architectural school, with no formal credentials in economics.

From her own website, she said she became an “expert” in economics “through her continuous research and scrutiny.” Without people in power pushing the topic, McChesney said that a mainstream journalist would be seen as going out on a limb. When reporters raise an issue that elites haven’t raised, he said, they’re seen as ideologues, ax grinders or hacks. “It makes journalism worthless on pretty important issues.”


Icelanders Vote to Include Commons in Their Constitution

In 2012, Icelandic citizens voted in referendum to change the country’s 1944 constitution. When asked, “In the new constitution, do you want natural resources that are not privately owned to be declared national property?” its citizens voted 81 percent in favor. Project Censored says this is important for us to know, but in the end, U.S. journalism is notably American-centric. Even the Nieman Watchdog, a foundation for journalism at Harvard University, issued a report in 2011 citing the lack of reporting on a war the U.S. funneled over $4 trillion into over the past decade, not to mention the cost in human lives. If we don’t pay attention to our own wars, why exactly does Project Censored think we’d pay attention to Iceland? “The constitutional reforms are a direct response to the nation’s 2008 financial crash,” Project Censored wrote, “when Iceland’s unregulated banks borrowed more than the country’s gross domestic product from international wholesale money markets.” Solutions-based journalism rears its head again, and the idea is that the U.S. has much to learn from Iceland. But even Gladstone was dubious.

“Iceland is being undercovered, goddamnit! Where is our Iceland news?” she joked with us. “Certainly I agree with some of this list. Bradley Manning was covered badly; I was sad the tax haven story didn’t get more coverage. But when has anyone cared about Iceland?”


A “Culture of Cruelty” along Mexico-U.S. Border

The plight of Mexican border crossings usually involves three types of stories in U.S. press: deaths in the stretch of desert beyond the border, the horrors of drug cartels and heroic journeys of border crossings by sympathetic workers. But a report released a year ago by the organization No More Deaths snags the 10th spot for overlooked stories in Project Censored. The report asserts that people arrested by Border Patrol while crossing were denied water and told to let their sick die. No More Deaths conducted more than 12,000 interviews to form the basis of its study in three Mexican cities: Nacos, Nogales and Agua Prieta. The report cites grossly ineffective oversight from the Department of Homeland Security. This has received some coverage, from Salon showcasing video of Border Patrol agents destroying jugs of water meant for crossers to a recent New York Times piece citing a lack of oversight for Border Patrol’s excessive force. The ACLU has lobbied the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights to call international attention to the plight of these border crossers at the hands of U.S. law enforcement. If ever an issue flew under the radar, this is it. l This story originally ran in the SF Bay Guardian.

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ecommending food is a little like matchmaking — oh, the smug joy when it goes right. You’ve got to introduce someone to the right dish at the right time and let the sparks fly. Here are some of the magic moments we’ve been having this month.

Put the Lime in the Coconut

There are people who will tell you that eating spicy food in the summer cools you down. This is a steamy bowl of lies. It’s just that you’re already sweaty and it makes no difference. Finally, hot soup weather is here. A tipster sent me to Pho Thiên Long (307 Fourth St., Eureka) for the tom ka gai, a chicken and coconut milk soup with lime leaf and mushrooms that comes in a wide covered bowl ($9.25). It’s not too heavy on the coconut milk, so the broth is light and just a wee bit sweet. The wilted basil leaves, the flavor of the lime leaves and not too much chili paste

Have cupcakes had their moment? Is it time for another dessert to step up to the plate? Got a tip about the “Very Berry” pie at Ferndale Pie Company (543 Main St., Ferndale), specifically the crumb-topped one. If pie goes the way of the cupcake, it’s going to mean elaborate, newfangled fillings and thematic decoration. If/when that happens, you will be glad Ferndale Pie is making straightforward, homey pies. The Very Berry has strawberries, blueberries, raspberries and blackberries ($3.75 slice). I like a darker crust, but pale, abundant crumb topping has its fan base, and I respect that. Also, if you long to eat homemade jam from the jar, but the Man is keeping you down, this is your pie. Of course, this could be a turning point for the brownie instead. The enormous flaky one above the row of pies drew me in — it’s large enough for its own gravitational field ($2.75). So I tied it to the roof of my car like a mattress and headed back to the office, where it was pronounced fudgy and rich and actually better than the pie. One of these and a pot

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You love sushi, right? And yet, now and then when everybody wants to go for rolls you slump a little. What is that? It’s hunger. You are starving, and as much as you’d love a delicate sprinkling of tobiko over a pristine cube of tuna, you just don’t have the bank account to fill your growling belly like you could with, say, a sub. Down, belly. The “Golden Dragon” roll at Bayfront (1 F St., Eureka) is a genuinely substantial sushi roll ($10.50). It shows up on a long plate like an eight-car rollercoaster of tempura shrimp, salmon, thin slices of lemon, spicy mayonnaise sauce and, hey, that sprinkling of tobiko. The lemon turns out to be the star, balancing the richness of the salmon and the crispy shrimp. You have a choice: You can struggle to bite a piece in half and maybe not taste everything at once, or you can unhinge your jaw and stuff the whole thing in your mouth like a boa constrictor. Really, it’s going to depend on the company. If you find yourself munching away with a full cheek, be grateful, for you dine with true friends. Be a pal, Humboldt. Email your favorite dishes from around the county to Jennifer@ and we’ll check it out for HumPlate. l • North Coast Journal • Thursday, Oct. 24, 2013




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In which we tell you where to end your day — and how to start it By Jennifer Savage


ere at The Hum, we focus mainly on nighttime haps, but this week, I want to talk to you about breakfast, the best meal of the day. Breakfast helps you stay smart, svelte and — importantly — ready to take on your next night of partying. To that end, we offer some morningafter suggestions. Adjust to your dietary needs and preferences.

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Up in Macktown, heavy rockers Lord Ellis drop the hammer at Six Rivers Brewery, along with the winkingly named Phil and The Blanx. Lord Ellis features local legends Steve Bohner and Roshawn Beere of The Hitch, Pablo Midence of Dragged By Horses and Andy Sorter of, well, I know him from working in The Link and also because he knows how to tango. Apparently he plays mad keys. Despite all my intentions, I have yet to see Lord Ellis because they insist on having shows when I’m out of town. This week is no different. However, given the pedigree, people involved and word on the street, you can

expect Lord Ellis to deliver in all the vital ways. Dress in layers, because you’ll be sweat-drenched by the end. Cover is $7, show starts around 9 p.m. and is 21-andover. Here’s my new favorite breakfast balancing protein, carbs and veggies: oil a medium-sized pan, place a corn tortilla in it over medium heat, flip it after a minute, then quickly whisk together one egg, a handful of grated cheese and a quarter-cup or so of chunky salsa. Pour the mixture over the tortilla, cover and cook till the eggy part is set. Delish! Thursday’s options continue with The Motet and Jelly Bread at the Arcata Theatre Lounge. The Motet’s music consists of complex compositions that tell a story through syncopated rhythms and melodies rooted in jazz, Afrobeat, funk, salsa and samba. Jelly Bread melds soul and funk with dual vocals, four-part harmonies, in-the-pocket drum and bass grooves, swampy lap steel guitar, dirt under the fingernails guitar licks and a take-’em-to-church attitude. Doors opens at 9:30 p.m., cost is $17.50 at the door, $15 advance tickets available at Wildberries, Peoples Records, The Works, the ATL and ATL online, and the show is 21-and-over. Follow Jelly Bread with fancy toast! Start


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with your favorite loaf from Brio, Loleta Bakery or Beck’s, toast up a slice, then top with mascarpone cheese, Mad River Farms jalapeño jelly and some thinly sliced apple. What a treat!


Who cares about Halloween proper when a whole weekend awaits? Consider costumes strongly encouraged. All following shows happen on Saturday and are 21-and-over unless noted. Brooklyn band The Shondes are “too wild to ignore,” according to Rolling Stone’s review of the band’s latest effort, The Garden. Oft-described as a mix of riot grrrl, orchestral indie, punk and klezmer (really), The Shondes offer a level of musical cool not often seen in these parts. If you’re 21-or-over, you can see them in the Eureka Inn’s Palm Lounge on Saturday, 9 p.m.-ish. Did you know kids who eat oatmeal in the morning do better on tests? True! I read it somewhere. Combine cup of unfiltered apple juice with ½ cup oatmeal, a teaspoon of cinnamon and a half-teaspoon of salt. Bring to a boil, quickly reduce heat and cook for three-to-five minutes. Top with ¼ cup crushed walnuts. You’re ready for work! At Six Rivers Brewery’s Pirate’s Ball, Colonel Jimmy and The Blackfish splice the main brace with murder balladeers The Pine Box Boys. DJ Anya launches around 9 p.m. Continue the pirate theme with a breakfast rum cocktail: three ounces rum, plus one ounce fresh lemon juice and one ounce maple syrup. Goes well with French toast.

Samba and soul

Do-gooders at Humboldt Baykeeper present Baykeeper’s Ninth Birthday Bash with SambaDá, Samba Da Alegria and DJ Mantease at the Arcata Theatre Lounge. SambaDá unites the Americas by combining Brazilian natives Papiba Godinho and Dandha da Hora’s profound knowledge of Afro-Brazilian song and dance with the entire band’s take on samba-reggae-funk. Samba da Alegria is a community dance and drum troupe whose “soul purpose” — if that was a typo in the press release, I love it — is to provide “a celebration for and with the community.” Doors opens at 8 p.m. and $25 tickets are available at Wildberries, The Works and Baykeeper’s office. You’re sore from dancing all night. Just lay out a spread of coffee, milk, bread, jam, cheese and fresh fruit and spend the morning lazing and grazing.

Ramp up the volume

The good cause-o’ween continues at RampArt on with the uproariously named one man death country hellbilly band Joe Buck Yourself, gypsy punk band Viva Le

Vox and New Orleans’ psychedelic punksters PonyKiller. Both Joe Buck and Yeo play in separate bands with Hank 3, who you might have seen at the Mateel last week. All ages! All ages! All ages! Cover is $5, doors at 7 p.m., music at 8 p.m. A good morning for a smoothie: frozen banana, a big glob of peanut or almond butter, a couple tablespoons of good cocoa, a dash of cinnamon and you’re good to go. Some people enjoy kale in these things.

Globally grooving

On the south end of the county, KMUD Radio and the Mateel Community Center host the annual Halloween Boogie with Heavyweight Dub Champion featuring Dr. Israel, Liberation Movement, Ganga Giri and El Radio Fantastique. Heavyweight Dub Champion features a globally flavored rotating collection of MCs and musicians, Australia’s Ganga Giri is a world-renowned didgeridoo virtuoso and SF’s El Radio Fantastique features the charismatic songwriter, dumpster diver and one-time gravedigger Giovanni DiMorente. Doors at 7 p.m. Tickets are $27 advance — they’re $30 at the door. All ages! Garberville’s Woodrose Café opens at 8 a.m.

The Twilit Zone

Back up in Eureka, The Ink People and Synapsis present “an evening of the unexplainable,” with aerial performances, magic, sideshows, live music from The Monster Women (retro garage band in space) and Blood Gnome (spooky synthpop), plus DJs Zanapod and Onhell transforming the space into “the wondrous dimension of the imagination between waking and dream.” The $20 ticket includes dancing, themed performances, food and one drink. Tickets are available at The Works and All Under Heaven. Festivities begin at 8 p.m. All ages. After this, you’re going to want the familiarity and comfort of pancakes. Use your favorite mix, then grate fresh apples and add a handful of chopped nuts to make’ em that much healthier.

Honky-tonk and folk punk

The excellent advantage of Alibi shows starting so late — 11:15 p.m.-ish — is you can go to other gigs first and still drop in to catch, in this case, Humboldt’s fine Americana rockers Side Iron and East Coast folk punk artist Matt Pless. When Pless played out in Blue Lake a while back, I wrote, “The way Pless blends sincerity and rawness appeals.” Still true. Cover’s $5. You stayed up all night. Just go back to the Alibi, start with a Bloody Mary and stare at the breakfast menu till something sounds good. Order that. l • North Coast Journal • Thursday, Oct. 24, 2013


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Not scary enough for you? Lumber over to North Coast Repertory Theater on Sunday at 8 p.m. for the vintage zombie action of Night of the Living Dead ($5). On Wednesday, pound your chest for the original King Kong at 7:30 p.m. at the Arcata Theatre Lounge (free with $5 food or drink purchase).

Or maybe your week has been scary enough. This nice man is stirring a giant pot of creamy polenta. It will be served with roasted chicken and tomato sauce, salad and ice cream and cookies for dessert. And it will make everything better. The Sons of Italy Polenta Feed is at St. Bernard’s Catholic School on Sunday at 5 p.m. ($14, es y of $7 kids) and benefits Lo ra Can scholarships. zoneri. t ur co to Pho

Spend a dark and stormy Friday night at the Eureka Theater for a full Rocky Horror Picture Show experience and then some — the floor show, cocktails from the lab and your very own pair of fishnets. It’s 18 and over, but “mature” is not quite the word. Tickets for the 7:30 event are $10 or $20 for swanky VIP seats. Ooooh!

24 thursday Lecture

“Environmental Security and National Security: Are They Compatible?” 5:30 p.m. Gist Hall 218, Laurel Drive, HSU. Dr. Gwyn Kirk will present this lecture as part of the Sustainable Futures Speaker Series. Free. pjs26@ 826-3653.


Our Town. 7:30 p.m. Ferndale Repertory Theater, 447 Main St. The Thornton Wilder classic. Call for details. 786-5483. Young Frankenstein: The Musical. 7:30 p.m. Gist Hall Theatre, HSU, Arcata. It’s aliiiiive! The Mel Brooks movie takes the musical stage. Contains juvenile and adult humor. $15, $10 students. 826-3928. Out Of Spite. 9 p.m. Arcata Playhouse, 1251 Ninth St. A burlesque and sideshow revue with eye candy and mouth dropping fun! $8. margaritamercedes_oos@ 574-8840.


Humboldt County Teen Court Training. 4-6 p.m. Boys and Girls Club Teen Center, 3015 J St., Eureka. Teen Court is a real court administered by teens for teens who have

Wild Ideas

chosen to have their cases heard by their peers. Training is open to teens in grades 8-12.

For Kids

Art for Teens. 4:30-6 p.m. Fortuna United Methodist Church, 922 N St. Ink People’s drop-in drawing, painting, mixed-media, sculpting and more for teens. Free. 726-9048. Young Discoverers. 10:30 a.m.-noon Discovery Museum, 517 Third St., Eureka. Stories, crafts, songs and dance for children 3-5. Space is limited, so call ahead. $2.


College of the Redwoods Farmers Market. 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m. College of the Redwoods, 7351 Tompkins Hill Road, Eureka. Shop produce grown by students at the college’s

Why aren’t we done with philosophy? After Some other controversial positions on ethics: thousands of years and a parade of togas, cravats Abortion? No. Surrogacy? Yes. Performance and very tight updos, haven’t we pretty much enhancing drugs? Sometimes. Euthanasia? No. covered humanity’s questions? Maybe. But given Redistribution of wealth? Yes. Eating animals? No. the fuss a controversial mind like Bestiality? Sometimes. Peter Singer’s can still raise, probI’m sorry, what? ably not. The author of Animal But it’s the why that’s the Liberation and The Way We Eat: thing. He’s not just trying to Why Our Food Choices Matter, take away all your fun — or among other books, is visiting give it back, depending on what from his post at Princeton and you’re into — Singer is looking giving a free lecture at the Van at the way we live and asking if Duzer on Friday at 7 p.m. we’re doing good or harm and He’s a utilitarian (Team Kant), if there is a morally responsible but without the special treatment way to live. Which may be why for being human. Animal Liberawe’re not done with philosophy. tion set the animal rights moveBecause the more we get used ment afire by questioning why to the way we live, the more we human needs should be put above have to question it. other sentient beings. (Maybe — Jennifer Fumiko Cahill Meow, Peter Singer. don’t wear that leather jacket to the talk.)

38-acre Bianchi Farm in Shively. Market is held in front of the campus bookstore. Henderson Center Farmers Market. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Henderson Center, Henderson near F Street, Eureka. Fresh local produce, straight from the farmer. Music from Sidekicks this week. 441-9999. McKinleyville Farmers Market. Every Thursday. 3:15-6:30 p.m. McKinleyville Safeway Shopping Plaza, Central Avenue. Fresh local vegetables, fruit and flowers straight from the farmer. Also fresh barbecued meats and live music.


Sip and Knit. 6 p.m. NorthCoast Knittery, 320 Second St., Eureka. Join fellow knitters, crocheters, weavers, spinners and other fiber artists as they socialize and work on their current projects. 442-9276.

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World Dance. 8-10 p.m. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church, 1675 Chester Ave., Sunny Brae. Teaching and request dancing. Everyone welcome. $3. 839-3665. Zombie Ballet. 6-8 p.m. North Coast Dance, 426 F St., Eureka. Membership gala dinner and fundraiser featuring witches, mummies, vampires and more. $75. 442-7779.


Peter Singer. 7 p.m. Van Duzer Theatre, 1 Harpst St., Arcata. Philosopher Peter Singer is the author of Animal Liberation, Practical Ethics, The Expanding Circle and most recently, The Way We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter. While there is no admission charge for this lecture, tickets are required and are available at the Center Arts Ticket Office. Free. 826-3928.


Kelly Joe Phelps. 8 p.m. Arcata Playhouse, 1251 Ninth St. Slide guitarist and singer. $15. 822-1575.

Sebastian Baverstam and Cristian Budu. 7:30 p.m. Calvary Lutheran Church, 716 South Ave., Eureka. Cellist and pianist playing music from Bach, Schubert and Brahms. $30, $5 students.


Rocky Horror Picture Show. midnight. Minor Theatre, 1013 H St., Arcata. Come be a part of the beloved 1975 musical comedy horror film that screams for audience participation! Dress up! $9. 822-5177.


Halloween Stew. 7 p.m. Dream Quest, 100 Country Club Drive, Willow Creek. Four short plays. The Comeback, The 18th Hole and The Roadside Diner by Linda Neely and The Curse of the Step Dragon by Kevin M. Reese. $5, $2 youths. www. 530-629-3564. Our Town. 7:30 p.m. Ferndale Repertory Theater. See Oct. 24 listing. Young Frankenstein: The Musical. 7:30 p.m. Gist Hall Theatre, HSU. See Oct. 24 listing.


Bee Friendly Days. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Eureka Natural Foods, 1450 Broadway. See what the buzz is about. Meet beekeepers, get free seeds and samples and learn what you can do to ensure the survival of our stripy friends. Free. 443–4424. Haunted Kinetic Lab. 7 p.m.-midnight. Kinetic Sculpture Lab, Eighth and N streets, Arcata. A fright-filled tour of the haunted facility. 13 years and older. $10. www. 822-4805. Haunted Mill Tour. 8 p.m.-midnight. Blue Ox Millworks, 1 X Street, Eureka. Sexy zombies, demented blacksmiths and creepy crawlers take over the historic site. $10. 268-0175.

For Kids

Halloween Carnival. 3 p.m. Fieldbrook Elementary School, 4070 Fieldbrook Road. Costumes, games and activities. Fun for all ages. gloriathegoddess@yahoo. com. 510-706-2980.

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Garberville Farmers Market. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Garberville Town Square, Church Street. Local farm-fresh produce, meats, cheeses, baked goods and other specialty foods. EBT, Cal-Fresh and WIC accepted. 672-5224.


Open House. 3-5 p.m. Hammond Park Community Garden, Corner of 14th Street and E Street, Eureka. Garden tour, final installation of new garden features, snacks and beverages. Free. 444-8293.


Transforming a Rape Culture. 3 p.m. College of the Redwoods, 7351 Tompkins Hill Road, Eureka. This series of five discussions is inspired by the book Transforming a Rape Culture. Meet in SC 204. Free. dana-maher@ 476-4539.


Eight Ball Tournament Night. 7 p.m. Rose’s Billiards, 535 Fifth St., Eureka. Come and compete for prizes in

26 saturday Books

Book Sale. 10 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Humboldt County Library, 1313 Third St., Eureka. The sale will include fiction, non-fiction, children’s books, records, audiobooks and much more.


Movies in the Park. 7 p.m. Sequoia Park, 3414 W St., Eureka. The feature presentation is Stephen King’s classic Salem’s Lot. Free. 825-7600.

Medication Round-Up


Saturday, October 26 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Humboldt Waste Management Authority’s Household Hazardous Waste Facility 1059 W. Hawthorne St, Eureka, 95501 Old medications you no longer need taking up space in your medicine cabinet? Have extra medications after a loved one has passed away? Want to avoid kids’ recreational abuse of medications?

KEEP OUR COUNTY CLEAN AND SAFE! • Bring unused prescription or non-prescription medications, free of charge to residents. • Keep in original bottles and cross out patient’s name. • Medications or sharps collected by medical facilities cannot be accepted.

Medical sharps will be accepted in red biohazard containers. Questions? Call Humboldt Waste Management Authority at (707) 441-2005

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Halloween Boogie. 7 p.m. Mateel Community Center, 59 Rusk Lane, Redway. Heavyweight Dub Champion, Liberation Movement, Ganga Giri, and El Radio Fantastique will make this a costumed night to remember. $30. Joe Buck, Viva le Vox and Ponykiller. 7 p.m. Rampart Skate Park, 700 South G St., Arcata. All ages. $5. Too $hort and Clyde Carson. 7 p.m. Arcata Community Center, 321 Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway. If your mom threw away your Too $hort albums when you were a kid, this is the perfect way to get revenge. $30. 822-7091.

Photo courtesy of Evan Wisheropp Photography.


a BCA rules double elimination tournament on 7-foot Diamond tables. $1 off of beers for tournament players. $5 plus $3 green fee. 497-6295. Public Skating. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Fortuna Firemen’s Pavilion, 9 Park St. Have fun and get some exercise at the same time! $5.

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Spoken Word

Halloween Spooks. 7 p.m. Old Town Coffee & Chocolates, 211 F St., Eureka. Carpathian the Wandering Spectre returns for a night of spooky stories, scary songs, and macabre merriment. Joining him will be human companions Paul Woodland, Amanda Lightfoot-Wright and Eine Perez. Free. www. 445-8600.


Halloween Stew. 7 p.m. Dream Quest, Willow Creek. See Oct. 25 listing. Our Town. 7:30 p.m. Ferndale Repertory Theater. See Oct. 24 listing. Young Frankenstein: The Musical. 2 & 7:30 p.m. Gist Hall Theatre. See Oct. 24 listing.


Bee Friendly Days. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Eureka Natural Foods. See Oct. 25 listing. Halloween Festival. 5-8 p.m. Humboldt Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 24 Fellowship Way, Bayside. A nonscary way for children and their parents to celebrate, with fairytale skits, treats and a campfire. Costumes are encouraged. $5. 822-3793. Haunted Kinetic Lab. 7 p.m.-midnight. Kinetic Sculpture Lab. See Oct. 25 listing. Haunted Mill Tour. 8 p.m.-midnight. Blue Ox Millworks. See Oct. 25 listing. Humboldt Baykeeper’s 9th Birthday Bash. 8 p.m. Arcata Theatre Lounge, 1036 G St. Dance to DJ Mantease and SambaDa and enjoy the Samba da Alegria dance troupe. Follows the awards ceremony and cocktail hour at The Jambalaya from 6-8 p.m. $25 Music Only; $40 Music and Ceremony. 268-0664. Murder at the Museum. 6-9 p.m. Morris Graves Museum of Art, 636 F St., Eureka. Murder by Dessert presents a night of mystery centered around the museum’s well-documented resident specter, Ralph. $75, $50 members. Twilit Zone Gala. 8 p.m. Synapsis Studio, 47 A West Third St., Eureka. The Synapsis dancers, music from the Monster Women, and Blood Gnome, DJs Zanapod and Onhell, magic shows, art and more! Costumes are encouraged. $20.

For Kids

Boo at the Zoo. 12-4 p.m. Sequoia Park Zoo, 3414 W St., Eureka. Activities include the snake maze, skull identification, a scavenger hunt, face painting, surprise-stuffed jack-o’-lanterns for the zoo animals and so much more! Costume parade and contest at 2 p.m. $6, $5 seniors and active military, $4 children over 3. 441-4263. FAAN Halloween Party. 1:30 p.m. Rohner Park, 11th and N streets, Fortuna. There will be skating, food, drinks, candy and lots of fun. Wear your costumes! Free to individuals on the autism spectrum and their immediate families. www.families-advocating-autism-now. com. 496-1730. Halloween Costume Parade. 11 a.m. McKinleyville Safeway Shopping Plaza, Central Avenue. Safe and entertaining trick-or-treating. Free.


Some Halloween fun is for grown-ups — and no, we’re not talking about skimpy costumes. Sometimes we’re looking for a good scare. The Kinetic Lab of Horrors is back again this year with sculptural arts and body parts. The freaky lab techs take you on a tour of the facilities on Eighth and N in Arcata from 7 p.m. to midnight on Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Halloween night ($10). It’s a fundraiser for the Kinetic Race, and it’s recommended for ages 13 and older, unless your kid is a straight-up gangster. Check out for photos of last year and be honest with yourself about how much scare you can handle. Blue Ox Millworks and North Coast Repertory are scaring the bejeesus out of people with the Haunted Mill tour from 8 p.m. to midnight Oct. 25-31 ($10). The tour, which promises “sexy zombies” — oxymoron? — benefits the theater, Blue Ox Youth and Community Radio. Children 12 and under must go with an adult who doesn’t care if they ever sleep again. We’re told that the bald gentleman in the posters is a lovely person, but he looks like he could make Hannibal Lecter pee a little. Landlocked terror too mainstream for you? On Halloween night, you can climb aboard the Humboldt Bay Maritime Museum’s haunted 1091, a ghost ship rife with the greatest generation’s undead ($5). It’s strictly 13-years and up, and as with any visit to a place you might want to run out of, you’ll need flat shoes, ladies. For more upscale heebie-jeebies, the Morris Graves Museum of Art is hosting Murder by Dessert’s Murder at the Museum event on Saturday at 6 p.m. ($75, $50 members). A ghost named Ralph is said to haunt the place in a suit and fedora (not a bad look to be stuck with for eternity), and guests are invited to discover if he’s a wandering spirit or just a hoax. Either way, there’s a buffet dinner. Finally, you can surround yourself with actual dead people at the Sunrise Cemetery in Fortuna for Grave Matters and Untimely Departures at 1 p.m. on Sunday ($15) and hear tales from the underground while the sun is still up. Not that you’re chicken. — Jennifer Fumiko Cahill

Journey to Planet Possible. 1 p.m. Jefferson Community Center, 1000 B St., Eureka. Blast off to another world, brave the underwater maze, make friends with a robot and more. Tours leave every few minutes. A no scare, no sugar Halloween event that lasts until dark. $5 Kids w/one free adult. inkpeople. org. 442-8413. Mystery Museum. 2-6 p.m. Discovery Museum, 501 3rd St., Eureka. The museum puts on its own costume, transforming exhibits into Halloween-themed fun, plus crafts, games and more! $5 General; $4 Members. www. Scavenger Hunt. 1:30 p.m. Miller Farms Nursery, 1828 Central Ave., McKinleyville. Halloween-themed activity with prizes for all participants. The hunts are divided into two groups, by age (3-6 and 7-12). Please RSVP. Free. 839-1571. Trick-or-Treat. 2-5 p.m. Old Town, F Street between First and Third Streets, Eureka. Participating stores will have signs in their windows. Open to costumed children 12 and under who are accompanied by an adult. Free. 442-9054.


Arcata Farmers Market. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Arcata Plaza, Ninth and G streets. Locavores’ delight: fresh vegetables and fruit from local producers, food vendors, plant starts, flowers, live music every week at 10 a.m. Free. 441-9999. Harvest Festival. 4:30 p.m. Lutheran Church of Arcata, 151 E. 16th St. An authentic Oktoberfest with German cuisine, live music, a bake sale and a quilt raffle. $15 Adults; $7 Children. 822-5117. Humboldt Hill Grange Breakfast. Fourth Saturday of every month, 8 a.m.-11 p.m. Home style breakfast. $5, $3 Child. 442-4890.


Learn About Rain Gardens. 1 p.m. Samara Restoration, 5260 Dow’s Prairie Road, McKinleyville. Presentation on fundamentals of building a rain garden at your home. Learn how you can make storm water problems landscaping opportunities. Free. info@samararestoration. com. 601-3478.


Arcata Marsh Tour. 2 p.m. Arcata Marsh and Wildlife Sanctuary Interpretive Center, 600 S. G St. Meet a trained guide for a 90-minute walk focusing on the ecology of the marsh. Free. 826-2359. Audubon Society Arcata Marsh Tour. 8:30-11 a.m. Bring your binoculars and have a great morning birding! Meet the trip leader in the parking lot at the end of South I Street (Klopp Lake) in Arcata, rain or shine. The tour guide this week is Samantha Bacon. Free. calendar.html. Eel River Salmon Dives. 8:30 a.m. Fortuna River Lodge, 1800 Riverwalk Drive. Volunteer divers and professional fish counters will estimate the number of fall Chinook salmon. You must be an excellent swimmer. Wetsuits are available. Call before attending. Free. phiggins@ 223-7200. Lichens of the Dunes. 1-3 p.m. Pacific Union School, 3001 Janes Road, Arcata. Lichenologist Tom Carlberg leads an tour of the Lanphere dunes. Bring a hands lens if you have one. Please RSVP. Free. 444-1397. Ma-le’l Dunes Restoration Day. 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Ma-le’l Dunes Parking Area, Young Lane, Manila. Gloves, tools and cookies provided. Please wear closed-toed shoes and bring water. Free. 444-1397. Trinidad State Beach Restoration Day. Fourth Saturday of every month, 9 a.m. Trinidad School, 300 Trinity. Remove invasive English ivy. Wear work clothes and sturdy shoes. Tools/gloves provided. Free. 677-9078.


Bocce-ween. Noon. Perigot Park, 312 South Railroad Ave., Blue Lake. Come out and support the rail-trail

effort by playing in the first Halloween bocce ball tournament in costume. There will be prizes, pumpkins and more. $15. 668-5066. Public Skating. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Fortuna Firemen’s Pavilion. See Oct. 25 listing.


Women’s Peace Vigil. Fourth Saturday of every month, 12-1 p.m. County Courthouse, 825 Fifth St., Eureka. Dress warmly and bring your own chair. No perfume, please. Free. 269-7044.

October 25 & 26, 7pm Kimtu Cookhouse $5 Adults $2 Youth Tickets available

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Monsters, Inc. 5:30 p.m. Arcata Theatre Lounge, 1036 G St. Pixar’s family film about the monster industrial complex, starring Billy Crystal and John Goodman. All ages. $5. Night of the Living Dead. 8 p.m. North Coast Repertory Theatre, 300 Fifth St., Eureka. The 1968 classic zombie film. $5.

Written by Linda Neely Lucido & Kevin M. Reese Directed by Libby Pinto & Karla Robb.

at Dream Quest & at the door.

Dream Quest Teen Center, Willow Creek, CA Presented by Dream Quest & Creator Sherry Keys, Horror Decor. 6-9:30pm Admission: $3/Adults, $2 Youth This Haunted House is NOT appropriate for young children.

A production of the Dream Quest Drama Club. For more information call (530) 629-3564


Bayside Grange Music Project. 5-9 p.m. Bayside Grange, 2297 Jacoby Creek Road. From 5-7 p.m. anyone playing any instrument with any ability is invited; 7-9 p.m. people with wind instruments for Bandemonium. Donations. www.relevantmusic. org/Bayside. 442-0156.


Our Town. 2 p.m. Ferndale Repertory Theater. See Oct. 24 listing. Young Frankenstein: The Musical. 2 p.m. Gist Hall Theatre. See Oct. 24 listing.



Bee Friendly Days. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Eureka Natural Foods. See Oct. 25 listing. Grave Matters and Untimely Departures. 1 p.m. Sunrise Cemetery, Newburg Road, Fortuna. Spellbinding stories of the obscure and infamous buried in Fortuna’s Sunrise Cemetery. $15. 845-7445. Haunted Kinetic Lab. 7 p.m.-midnight. Kinetic Sculpture Lab. See Oct. 25 listing. Sons of Italy Polenta Feed. 5 p.m. St. Bernard’s Catholic School, 222 Dollison St., Eureka. Italian comfort food! Chicken and polenta with salad, bread, ice cream and cookies. Proceeds go to the scholarship fund for local students. Call for tickets and reservations. $14 (adults); $7 (children). 444-3377 or 442-6396. Zumbathon. 12-2 p.m. Bayside Grange, 2297 Jacoby Creek Road. A benefit for the Humboldt Community Breast Health Project. Come early for the Dutch Raffle. $10-15. 825-8345.

For Kids

Journey to Planet Possible. 1 p.m. Jefferson Community Center. See Oct. 26 listing.


Cooking Pumpkins. 3 p.m. Bayside Gardens, 2074 Old Arcata Road. Recipes and taste testing great dishes that use pumpkin and squash and local ingredients. The kids can make scarecrows. Free. jbittner@humboldt1. com. 496-0618.

600 E ST. EUREKA (707) 442-9201

Witches, hobos, princesses & costumed kids of all kinds! Join us in our

Annual Scavenger Hunt!

TWO CATEGORIES: #1 KIDS AGES 3-6 YEARS (parented needed to assist)



Time slot signups begin at 1:30pm and will have signups for every 10 minutes until 4:30pm.


Agate Answers. 1-3 p.m. Patrick’s Point State Park, 4150 Patrick’s Point Drive, Trinidad. Bring your agate questions to the Agate Beach overlook and discover how you can identify these beautiful rocks. Free.

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Bring new life to your old junk by planting and transforming it with flowers, herbs or veggie plants.

PLANT YOUR JUNK CONTEST CONTEST! TWO WAYS TO PARTICIPATE: #1 Bring your junk to our greenhouse, purchase your plants and plant it here. We’ll provide the soil & fertilizer. After you’ve finished, we will take photos of your creation! #2 Buy your plants here, take them home and plant your masterpiece. Then simply mail or email us a photo or your creation, along with your name, address and phone.

FIRST PLACE JUNK PLANTER wins $25.00 Miller Farms Gift Card

SECOND PLACE wins a “Grab Bag of Garden Goodies” Enter as many creations as you’d like, but only one prize per entrant!

Planting Day November 2nd 9am-2pm Photo Deadline November 3rd 3pm 1828 Central Ave. • McKinleyville • 839-1571 x5 Mon-Sat 8:30-5:30 •

Birding Walk. 9-11 a.m. Freshwater Farms Reserve, 5851 Myrtle Ave., Eureka. Join Rob Fowler from the Redwood Regional Audubon Society. Please park parallel to the road, near the barn. free. 822-2242. Spooky Dune Tour. 1-3 p.m. Humboldt Coastal Nature Center, 220 Stamps Lane, Manila. Halloween adventure tours starting every half-hour. Bring a treat bag. Space is limited, please RSVP. Free. 444-1397. Sumeg Village Tour. 1 p.m. Patrick’s Point State Park, 4150 Patrick’s Point Drive, Trinidad. Explore the historic lifestyle of the Yurok people. Meet at the Visitor Center Deck. Rain cancels. Free.


Sandlot Baseball. 1 p.m. Sandlot league that’s been around for seven or eight years in Arcata — all skill levels — open invite hardball. Games are every Sunday on the field behind the CHP station in Arcata. 18-plus. Bring glove. 497-9594.

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Friendship Circle Dance. 7-10 p.m. Moose Lodge, 4328 Campton Road, Eureka. Dancing for people in their 50s and older, with live music featuring tunes from the 1930s-50s. $4. 725-5323.


Haunted Kinetic Lab. 7 p.m.-midnight. Kinetic Sculpture Lab. See Oct. 25 listing.


College of the Redwoods Farmers Market. 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m. College of the Redwoods. See Oct. 24 listing.


Eel River Salmon Dives. 9 a.m. Hoby’s Market and Deli, 111 Main St., Scotia. Volunteer divers and professional fish counters will estimate the number of fall Chinook salmon. You must be an excellent swimmer. Wetsuits are available. Call before attending. Free. 764-4281.

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The Uninvited. 6:30 p.m. Humboldt County Library, 1313 Third St., Eureka. Keep Calm: Paranormal England classic film series concludes with the effective 1944 thriller, starring Ray Milland and Ruth Hussey. Hosted by Michelle Cartier. Free. 269-1962.


Ukulele Play and Sing Group. 1:30 p.m. Humboldt Senior Resource Center, 1910 California St., Eureka. All genres of music, from “Greensleeves” to “Kansas City,” “Cupid” to “El Paso.” If you can carry a tune and play a stringed instrument, come party! Free. Donations appreciated.


Eureka Farmers Market. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Old Town Gazebo, Second and F streets, Eureka. Fresh, local produce direct from the farmer. Free. 441-9999. Fortuna Farmers Market. 3-6 p.m. Fortuna Farmers Market, 10th and Main streets. Fresh, local produce, meats and cheeses.

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Miranda Farmers Market. 2-5 p.m. Miranda Gardens Resort, 6766 Avenue of the Giants. Farm-fresh produce, etc. 672-5224. Shelter Cove Farmers Market. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Downtown Shelter Cove, Machi Road. Local farm-fresh produce, meats, cheeses, baked goods and other specialty foods. 672-5224.


Slower-Speed Arcata Marsh Tour. Last Tuesday of every month, 2 p.m. Arcata Marsh and Wildlife Sanctuary Interpretive Center, 600 S. G St. A tour for attendees with mobility issues and those who are unable to keep up on regular walks. Meet at the I street parking lot of the Arcata Marsh. Free. 822-3475.


Humboldt Cribbage Club. 6:15 p.m. Moose Lodge, 4328 Campton Road, Eureka. Play some cards. 444-3161.

30 wednesday Lecture

Dr. Arthur M. Horne. 5-6:30 p.m. Native American Forum, HSU. Guest lecture on psychological research into bullying and aggression. Free.


Haunted Mill Tour. 8 p.m.-midnight. Blue Ox Millworks. See Oct. 25 listing.

For Kids

Halloween Stop Motion Animation Workshop. 3:30 p.m. Los Bagels, Arcata, 1061 I St. No experience necessary. Open to students ages 12-18. Free. arcatacityarts@ 415-756-5547.

Holiday Events

“Education and a Healthy Economy.” 12:30 p.m. Samoa Cookhouse, 908 Vance Ave. Dr. Garry T. Eagles discusses the economy’s role in schools. Please RSVP. $12.95. www. 441-1974.


Honoring and Recognition Event. 12-1:30 p.m. Humboldt Area Foundation, 373 Indianola Road, Bayside. Annual lunch and awards presentation and for those individuals and organizations who have been extraordinarily effective in preventing domestic violence. Free. 601-6042.


Hardcourt Bike Polo. 6 p.m. Highland Park, 100 Highland Ave., Eureka. Like regular polo, but with bikes on a tennis court. Bring a bike and helmet to join in. Mallets provided. Free. 541-531-6671.


Dream Group. Every other Wednesday, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Old Town Gazebo, F and Second streets, Eureka. Meet to discuss dreams and their meaning. Free. blauhaus@

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HSU Library Map Sale. 9 a.m. Humboldt State University, 1 Harpst St., Eureka. More than 10,000 maps and other cartographic materials from HSU’s recently downsized map collection. 25 cents/map or 5 for $1.


“Sustaining Rural Places: What Are We Sustaining?”. 5:30 p.m. Gist Hall 218, HSU. Dr. Erin Kelly will present as part of the Sustainable Futures series. Free. pjs26@ 826-3653.


Farmhouse Odyssey. Noon. Humboldt State University Quad. This installment of Arts in the Quad will feature local band Farmhouse Odyssey. Free. carts@humboldt. edu. 826-3928. Halloween Monster Bash. 9:30 p.m. Arcata Theatre Lounge, 1036 G St. A night of electronic music with Nasty Nasty, Kalya Scintilla, Bird of Prey and Psy Fi. $25.


Far East. 8 p.m. Redwood Curtain Theatre, 220 First St., Eureka. A.R. Gurney’s semi-autobiographical play set on a U.S. Navy base in Yokosuka, Japan, circa 1954. Directed by Craig Benson. $15. Gala opening with reception on Nov. 2, $17.



And some Halloween fun is just for the kiddies, like the costumed sugar high that is trick-ortreating. Only for kids. I’m looking at you, gangly teenage candy hogs. Get started on Friday night in Ferndale with the Halloween carnival and dinner in Belotti Hall at the fairgrounds at 5:30 p.m. ($8, $6 kids). In Eureka, little ghouls under 12 can troll for candy in Old Town on Saturday from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. While you’re there, check out the Discovery Museum’s transformation into the Mystery Museum from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. ($5). It’s still there behind the construction, and it’s got Halloween crafts, games and fun the likes of which you have come to expect from the folks over there. Halloween party animals may want to hit up Boo at the Zoo over at Sequoia Park for the snake maze, scavenger hunt and the petting zoo on Saturday from noon to 4 p.m. ($6, $5 seniors and active service members, $4 kids over 3). For the more sci-fi inclined, there’s the Journey to Planet Possible at the Jefferson Community Center at 1 p.m., which has an underwater maze (mazes are hot right now) and a robot, but no scary stuff and no sugar. In McKinleyville, the costume parade is on Saturday at 11 a.m. in the McKinleyville Shopping Center. Later on from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m., you can take your costumed little ones to the Humboldt Unitarian Universalist Fellowship in Bayside for treats, skits and a campfire. Not enough Sweet Tarts yet? Head back to Eureka’s Henderson Center for more trick-or-treating on Sunday at noon. On Halloween, trick-or-treat on the Arcata Plaza from 4 p.m. and join the Marching Lumberjacks in the costume parade at 4:30. After that you can round out the evening at the Arcata Community Center at 5:30 p.m. for the Under the Sea Halloween Carnival ($2 donation, kids under 2 free). Or bring your goody bag to Redwood Acres for the Faith Center’s free Kid’s Karnival for children 5th-grade and under (that’s right teens, keep walking) from 5:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. with Jolly Jumps, cotton candy and candy candy. — Jennifer Fumiko Cahill

Circus Gone Bad Haunted House. 6-9 p.m. Dream Quest, 100 Country Club Drive, Willow Creek. Imagery, sounds and sensations intended to cause fear, phobias or nightmares. NOT for children under 12 or the faint of heart. $3, $2 youths. www.dreamquestwillowcreek. org. 530-629-3564. Ghost Ship. 6-10 p.m. Waterfront at Commercial Street, Foot of Commercial Street, Eureka. Come aboard the Haunted USS LST 1091 and set sail for a night of fright. 13-years-old and over, please. $5. Haunted Kinetic Lab. 7 p.m.-midnight. Kinetic Sculpture Lab. See Oct. 25 listing. Haunted Mill Tour. 8 p.m.-midnight. Blue Ox Millworks. See Oct. 25 listing.

For Kids

Art for Teens. 4:30-6 p.m. Fortuna United Methodist Church. See Oct. 24 listing. Halloween Kids’ Karnival. 5:30-8:30 p.m. Redwood Acres Fairgrounds, 3750 Harris St., Eureka. The Faith Center’s annual Halloween bash for kids 5th-grade and under, with candy, games and prizes. Free. 442-1784. Journey to Planet Possible. 3 p.m. Jefferson Community Center. See Oct. 26 listing.

Trick-or-Treat on the Plaza. 4 p.m. Arcata Plaza, Ninth and G streets. Arcata Main Street presents costumed Halloween fun for the whole family on and around the plaza. Free. 822-4500. Under the Sea Halloween Carnival. 5:30 p.m. Arcata Community Center, 321 Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway. Action-packed games, prizes and more for ages 10 and under. $2 donation, kids under 2 free. rec@ 822-7091. Young Discoverers. 10:30 a.m.-noon. Discovery Museum. See Oct. 24 listing.


College of the Redwoods Farmers Market. 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m. College of the Redwoods. See Oct. 24 listing. Henderson Center Farmers Market. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. See Oct. 24 listing. McKinleyville Farmers Market. 3:15-6:30 p.m. McKinleyville Safeway Shopping Plaza. See Oct. 24 listing.


Sip and Knit. 6 p.m. NorthCoast Knittery. See Oct. 24 listing.

Heads Up…

October is Adopt-a-Shelter Dog Month. The Humboldt County Animal Shelter has reduced adoption fees for all adoptable dogs to $35. Call 840-9132 for more information. Arcata’s Historic and Design Review Commission has two vacancies. Commissioners attend two meetings a month, on the second and fourth Wednesday at 4 p.m. Applications for this commission are due by 5 p.m. on Oct. 30. The Northern California Indian Development Council is seeking volunteers for the Intertribal Gathering and Elder’s Dinner on Nov. 9, 2013. We ask that each volunteer commit to a four hour period For more information, please call 445-8451. Information and applications for Artist in Residence are now available at the Westhaven Center for the Arts. Applications due before Nov. 8, 2013. Visit wcaexhibits@ or call Ann at 677-0128. The Arcata Presbyterian Church is planning its annual Christmas basket distribution. Call 822-1321 to donate. ●

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Primates: The Fearless Science of Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey and Biruté Galdikas By Jim Ottaviani, illustrated by Maris Wicks, First Second

The connection between Tarzan and Jane Goodall never occurred to me until Page 2 of Primates, when a young Goodall daydreams of swinging on vines, jealous of Tarzan’s other Jane. Primates, a graphic novel written by Jim Ottaviani and drawn by Maris Wicks, tells the story of three icons in the field of primate studies: Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey and Biruté Galdikas. Goodall, the most prolific, serves as the backbone of the story. It’s fitting, as it was her research that opened up the world of gorillas to the rest of the world. It was Goodall who first introduced Fossey, renowned for her anti-poaching advocacy, to Galdikas, researcher and rainforest conservationist. Galdikas gets the least attention, really serving to show the continuing legacy of Goodall and Fossey, two sides of the same coin. Goodall, blazing the trail and finding success, becomes the face of primate research, while Fossey slowly allows her passion to fight poachers to contract into anger and frustration. Primates is a quick read at 133 pages. Ottaviani focuses on the story on how each woman truly came alive in the wild. Alternating between fictional storytelling and real life journal entries and using font to differentiate the two, Ottaviani captures the women’s voices. The artwork is simple but strong. Wicks’ style, like that of many small press artists, is like an adult version of Charles Schulz’s Peanuts. It allows Wicks to switch from whimsy to seriousness without jarring the reader, which lets Ottaviani be more expressive with his story. The graphic element also makes the book more accessible to young readers, while adults can be immersed in the narrative. And ultimately, the art, with its cartoon-y exaggerations, serves the story. To the scientific community of the 1960s and ‘70s, chimps using tools sounded like something straight out of the Sunday funnies. Primates is a fun, all-ages read that puts a spotlight on three fascinating women and allows the true story to shine — great for young girls looking for a strong role model, but meant for anyone who has wanted to feel the rush of swinging from the trees. — Trevor Reece • North Coast Journal • Thursday, Oct. 24, 2013



Failed Escape

Film times reflect the most current listings as of Tuesday afternoon. As schedules at individual theaters sometimes change, we recommend calling ahead to avoid any inconvenience.

Broadway Cinema

1223 Broadway St., Eureka, (707) 443-3456 Captain Phillips Fri-Thu: (11:55a.m., 2:50), 5:55, 9 Carrie Fri-Thu: (2:05, 4:35), 7:10, 9:40 Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 Fri-Thu: (1:35, 4), 6:25 The Counselor Fri-Thu: (1, 3:40), 6:20, 9:05 Don Jon Fri-Thu: (12:40), 6, 9:35 Enough Said Fri-Thu: (1:25, 3:55), 6:15, 8:40 Escape Plan Fri-Thu: (12:35, 3:30), 6:30, 9:20 The Fifth Estate Fri-Thu: (3), 8:20 Gravity Fri-Thu: (2), 6:45 Gravity 3D Fri-Thu: (12:45, 3:10, 4:20), 5:35, 8, 9:10 Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa Fri-Thu: (1:15, 2:15, 3:45, 4:40), 6:05, 7:05, 8:30, 9:30 We’re the Millers Fri-Wed: 8:50 The Wizard of Oz 3D Fri-Thu: (12, 2:25, 4:50), 7:15

Mill Creek Cinema

1575 Betty Court, McKinleyville, (707) 839-2222 Captain Phillips Fri-Sun: (2:10), 5:20, 8:30; Mon-Wed: 5:20, 8:30; Thu: 5:20 Carrie Fri-Sun: (1:25, 4), 6:35, 9:10; Mon-Thu: (4), 6:35, 9:10 Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 Fri-Sun: (1, 3:25), 5:50; Mon-Thu: (3:25), 5:50 The Counselor Fri-Sun: (12:40, 3:20), 6:05, 8:45; Mon-Thu: (3:20), 6:05, 8:45 Escape Plan Fri-Sun: (12:50, 3:35), 6:15, 9; Mon-Thu: (3:35), 6:15, 9 Gravity Fri-Sun: (2:20), 9:20; Mon-Thu: 9:20 Gravity 3D Fri-Sun: (12, 4:40), 7; Mon-Thu: (4:40), 7 Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa Fri-Sun: (12:10, 2:30, 4:50), 7:10, 8:20, 9:30; Mon-Thu: (4:50), 7:10, 8:20, 9:30 The Wizard of Oz 3D Fri-Sun: (12:35, 3:10), 5:40, 8:10; Mon-Thu: (3:10), 5:40, 8:10


Minor Theatre

1001 H St., Arcata, (707) 822-3456 Captain Phillips Fri: 5:35, 8:40; Sat-Sun: (2:30), 5:35, 8:40; Mon-Thu: 5:35, 8:40 The Fifth Estate Fri: 5:45, 8:50; Sat-Sun: (2:40), 5:45, 8:50; Mon-Thu: 5:45, 8:50 Gravity Fri: (4:40), 7, 9:20; Sat-Sun: (2:20, 4:40), 7, 9:20; Mon-Thu: (4:40), 7, 9:20 The Rocky Horror Picture Show Fri: 11:59 p.m.

Fortuna Theatre

1241 Main St., (707) 725-2121 Captain Phillips Fri: (3:45), 6:45, 9:45; Sat: (12:30, 3:45), 6:45, 9:45; Sun: (12:30, 3:45), 6:45; Mon-Thu: (3:45), 6:45 Carrie Fri: (4), 6:50, 9:40; Sat: (1, 4), 6:50, 9:40; Sun: (1, 4), 6:50; Mon-Thu: (4), 6:50 Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 Fri: (4:50), 7:15, 9:30; Sat: (12:10, 2:30, 4:50), 7:15, 9:30; Sun: (12:10, 2:30, 4:50), 7:15; Mon-Thu: (4:50), 7:15 The Counselor Fri: (3:55), 6:50, 9:35; Sat: (1:15, 3:55), 6:50, 9:35; Sun: (1:15, 3:55), 6:50; Mon-Thu: (3:55), 6:50 Gravity 3D Fri: (4:45), 7, 9:20; Sat: (12:05, 2:25, 4:45), 7, 9:20; Sun: (12:05, 2:25, 4:45), 7; Mon-Thu: (4:45), 7 Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa Fri: (4:55), 7:20, 9:50; Sat: (12, 2:20, 4:55), 7:20, 9:50; Sun: (12, 2:20, 4:55), 7:20; Mon-Thu: (4:55), 7:20

Garberville Theatre

766 Redwood Drive, (707) 923-3580 Insidious: Chapter 2 Fri-Tue: 7:30; Wed: 6:30; Thu: 7:30

Three films in a rut By John J. Bennett

Stop hitting yourself.


ESCAPE PLAN. I cut my teeth on big bloody action stuff like First Blood (1982) and Commando (1985), then followed Stallone and Schwarzenegger on to the mid-career weirdness of Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) and Junior (1994), respectively. Steeped as I am in the questionable cultural currency of their movies, chances are I’ll take a gamble on whatever they put out there nowadays. And gamble is the right word, because for every dumb-fun Expendables, there is at least one dumb-pointless Escape Plan. Stallone plays Ray Breslin, a security expert who makes crazy money breaking out of maximum-security prisons in order to expose their weaknesses. When he’s offered twice his usual fee to test a secret prototype jail, Breslin accepts despite his staff’s concerns for his safety. Once he’s on the inside, he realizes that their fears were well founded, and that he’s the victim of a double-cross. Whoever set him

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Fri Oct 25 - Random Acts Of Comedy Doors at 7:30 p.m. $6 All ages. Sun Oct 27 - Monsters, Inc. (2001) Doors 5:35 p.m. $5 Rated PG Mon Oct 28 - Monday Night Football Doors at 5:15 p.m. Free. All ages. Wed Oct 30 - Sci Fi Night ft. King Kong (1933) Doors at 6 p.m. Free. All ages. • 822-1220 • 1036 G St.

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up intends to keep him buried for the rest of his life, with sadistic Warden Hobbes (Jim Caviezel) looking on. His only hope would appear to be an uneasy alliance with Emil Rottmayer (Schwarzenegger), a resourceful lifer with an obscure past. There’s never any question our retirement-aged heroes will make it out of their predicament, and that’s part of the problem. Another is that Breslin’s mastery of captivity feels contrived and bogus. Yet another is that, despite its ominous architecture and masked henchmen, the super-prison where most of the action occurs never feels really threatening. Caviezel and co-menacer Vinnie Jones (as merciless head guard Drake) do their best to impart some sense of danger, but it’s not enough. Stallone and Schwarzenegger know how to switch it on when the camera rolls, so at least they are reasonably entertaining to watch. But the script, the direction, the special effects — pretty much every other element of the movie — all fail to match them. R. 115m. THE FIFTH ESTATE. Definitely the most thought-provoking, culturally relevant movie currently in theaters, this still stumbles and disappoints. The Fifth Estate describes the rise to prominence of Julian Assange and his organization Wikileaks. The subject matter

is contentious by its own merits, the movie perhaps even more so for what some are calling an anti-Wikileaks stance. I found the narrative fairly balanced, but I don’t have a dog in the fight, so it’s of little matter. The narrative starts off with Assange (Benedict Cumberbatch) meeting and enlisting the aid of a hacker/fan named Daniel Berg (Daniel Bruhl). Berg is won over by Assange’s charisma, confidence and mission of governmental transparency. Together, they turn Wikileaks into a formidable primary news source, eventually scooping most of the world’s major newspapers. As their profile increases, their website becomes a repository for ever more sensitive leaked documents. They eventually find themselves stewards of hundreds of thousands of internal U.S. State Department communiques and war-logs, at which point their ideological differences come to the fore. Cumberbatch and Bruhl give their customarily excellent performances, and the story is a compelling and important one. But director Bill Condon’s frantic, wannabe hacker-chic stylistic approach and the slapdash assembly of the script keep the actors from accomplishing anything noteworthy. The Fifth Estate is frustrating more than anything else; it promises impact and insight without delivering on either. R. 128m. CARRIE. Kimberly Peirce is a director to be admired. She’s an artist of great sensitivity and intelligence. She brought us Boys Don’t Cry (1999), a difficult, important, impressive debut. She stumbled a little with her follow-up, the uneven but well-intended StopLoss (2008). I wish she had better opportunities than remaking ‘70s horror classics, but that speaks to Hollywood politics, and that’s not my bailiwick. But she has a distinct perspective, and this is not the vehicle for it. For those unfamiliar with Brian DePalma’s 1976 version of this Stephen King story, Peirce’s version will offer some fun surprises. For the rest of us, there is precious little here by way of novelty. Carrie White (Chloe Grace Moretz), the outcast daughter of a religiously zealous single mom (Julianne Moore), is humiliated by her classmates when she fails to understand the onset of her first menstrual period. The incident awakens telekinetic abilities in Carrie, results in the punishment of her tormentors and sets up one of the most famous climaxes in movie history (no spoilers).

There’s never any question our retirement-aged heroes will make it out of their predicament, and that’s part of the problem.

This story, centered as it is in themes of bullying, awkwardness and the vulnerability of adolescence, is probably more relevant now than ever before. But instead of expanding on those themes, or illuminating them with contemporary context, this is a straight-ahead remake of DePalma’s movie, all the way down to some of the weird turns of phrase. Moretz and Moore bring a lot to the proceedings, and their performances are strong enough to make one momentarily forget they’re reprising Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie. Moretz and Moore’s performances are far and away the best thing about a nottoo-bad movie. But the original Carrie is a part of the cinematic lexicon, and a remake has to do a lot to distinguish itself. I’d like to give Peirce the benefit of the doubt, to assume she had little choice but to toe the line and make the movie the studio insisted on. But that’s pure conjecture; the fact of the matter is that her version doesn’t accomplish anything new. R. 100m. — John J. Bennett


JACKASS: BAD GRANDPA. Johnny Knoxville gets old. Still waiting for somebody to lose an eye. R. 92m. THE COUNSELOR. Michael Fassbender is a lawyer trying out drug trafficking. Ridley Scott directs Cormac McCarthy’s story. R. 117m.


CAPTAIN PHILLIPS. Tom Hanks is beset by Somali pirates in a charged and riveting drama. PG13. 134m. CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2. The 3-D sequel goes a little Dr. Moreau when food creatures populate an island and hero Flint (Bill Hader) has to stop them. PG. 95m. DON JON. Love makes a man out of playboy Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the touching comedy he also wrote and directed. With Scarlett Johansson. R. 90m. ENOUGH SAID. A woman finds out her wonderful new boyfriend is her friend’s horrible ex. Whoops. Julia Louis-Dreyfus and the late James Gandolfini star. PG13. 93m. GRAVITY. Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are adrift in space. It’s the best of sci-fi with a real human story. PG13. 90m. WE’RE THE MILLERS. Drug smuggling comedy that’s lingered since August. R. 110m. — Jennifer Fumiko Cahill List your class – just $4 per line per issue! Deadline: Friday, 5pm. Place your online ad at or e-mail: Listings must be paid in advance by check, cash or Visa/MasterCard. Many classes require pre-registration.

Arts & Crafts

FUSED GLASS JEWELRY FOR INTERMEDIATES. Learn advanced techniques to bring your fused glass jewelry to the next level. Learn to hand etch dicrohic glass with various design elements. Create pendants & earrings then learn to wire wrap, make your own bails & earring hooks. Workshop offered Sat., Nov 9 & 16, 10 a.m−noon. Fee: $50/$35 mem− bers, $15 materials. Fire Arts Center. 520 South G St. Arcata. (707) 826−1445, (AC−1107) HANDBUILDING FOR ADVANCED BEGINNERS & INTERMEDIATES. (5 weeks) Join Otamay Hushing for some fun with handbuilding clay projects. Bring your own ideas or try out some new ones. This class has a flexible format to encourage your crea− tivity and build your confidence. Previous clay ex− perience required. Thurs.’s Oct. 24−Nov. 21, 10 a.m− noon. Fee: $90. Fire Arts Center. 520 South G St. Arcata. (707) 826−1445 (AC−1024) MAKING PHOTOS 1 & 2: Explore how to better use your camera and artistic eye to make more com− pelling photographs. Wed. Oct. 30−Dec. 18. Fee: $85 for each class. CR Eureka downtown site, 525 D St. View more online at, visit the community education link. Call (707) 269−4000 to sign up or with questions. (AC−1024)


DYNAMIC WRITING: THE CREATIVE LIFE ADVEN− TURE. A workshop on writing styles, techniques, exercises and publication mechanics with Jesse Austin. Sat., Nov. 2−16, 10 a.m−1 p.m. Fee: $55. Pre− registration required. Call HSU College of eLearning and Extended Education to register: 826−3731 or visit (CMM−1024) GHOST HUNT SHOWN AT LIFETREE CAFÉ. A team of paranormal investigators confronts the un− known in an exclusive film at Lifetree Café on Sun., Oct. 27 at 7 p.m. The Lifetree film features an investigation conducted at a location long associ− ated with unexplained happenings. The film is part of an hour−long discussion on the plausibility of ghosts and other paranormal phenomena. Lifetree is a conversation café located on the corner of Union and 13th St., Arcata. (CMM−1024) MEMOIRS: WRITING YOUR LIFE STORY. Learn to put your memories on paper and share your life stories with family and friends. Tues., Nov. 5−26. Fee: $59. CR Eureka Downtown site, 525 D St., Eureka. Visit online at, click community education link. Call (707) 269−4000 to register. (CMM−1024)


INTERMEDIATE MICROSOFT WORD. Go beyond the basics to explore headers and footers, tables, mail merge, clipart, Quick Access tool bar custom− ization, troubleshooting, advanced formatting and more with Ali Ware. Wed./Thurs., Nov. 6−14, 6−8 p.m. Fee: $75. Pre−registration required. Call HSU College of eLearning and Extended Education to register: 826−3731 or visit extended (CMP−1024)

BASIC COMPUTER SKILLS II. This class covers inter −net use and safety, Word Pad, and formatting documents. Tues. & Thurs., Nov. 5−Dec. 5., 1−3 p.m. Fee: $79. Class held at CR Eureka downtown site, 525 D St. Call (707) 269−4000 to register. (CMP−1024) INTRO TO ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR CS5. Learn the drawing program used to create logos, technical and free−form illustrations, banners, posters, web graphics and more. With Annie Reid. Tues./Thurs., Nov. 5−19, 6:30−9 p.m. Fee: $135. Pre−registration required. Call HSU College of eLearning and Extended Education to register: 826−3731 or visit (CMP−1024)


BEGINNING STEEL DRUM. Mon. evenings, Oct. 7− Nov. 4, 7−8 p.m. and Fri. mornings, Oct. 11−Nov. 1, 11:30 a.m−12:30 p.m. Fee: $50. Pan Arts Network 1049 Samoa Blvd. Suite C, Arcata. (707) 407−8998. (DMT−1031) DANCE WITH DEBBIE: BALLROOM, LATIN & SWING. Have fun learning to dance with a partner through our group or private lessons at North Coast Dance Annex: $40/person/month. Couples & Singles welcome. Private lessons are the best way to learn at your speed. Single person = $40/ hour, Couples = $60/hour. (707) 464−3638 (DMT−1031) MUSIC LESSONS. Piano, Guitar, Voice, Flute, etc. Piano tuning, Instrument repair. Digital multi−track recording. (707) 476−9239. (DMT−1226) REDWOOD RAKS WORLD DANCE STUDIO, ARCATA. West African, Belly Dance, Tango, Salsa, Swing, Breakdance, Jazz, Tap, Modern, Zumba, Hula, Congolese, more! Kids and Adults, 616−6876. (DMT−1226) STUDIO OF DANCE ARTS. We teach all levels of Ballet, Broadway Style Jazz and Irish Step Dance. We are the home of the Irish Company Dancers. (707) 442−0952. (DMT−1031)


AIKIDO. Aikido is a beautiful, powerful, yet non− aggressive martial art that provides an effective method for developing our human potential. You will gain center, balance, coordination, flexibility, self−confidence and fluidity as well as insight into deeper meaning in your life. Beginning enrollment is ongoing for both kids and adults! Come observe anytime. The dojo entrance is off the F St. parking lot behind the Arcata Plaza. Adult class every weeknight 6 p.m.; kids Mon, Wed. 4 p.m.,, 826−9395.(F−1226) DANCE−FIT. Dance, aerobics & strength training all in one class ! Mon., Wed. & Fri. 9−10 a.m First class is free. Drop in for $5 per class or 14 classes for $55. No Limits tap & jazz studio, corner of 10th & K st. Arcata. 825−0922. (F−1226) NORTH COAST FENCING ACADEMY. Fencing (with swords!). Improve your mind and body in a fun, intense workout, and a very chill environment. Ages 8 and up. 1459 M St., Arcata. Contact Justin (707) 601−1657 text or phone, or email (F−1226)

PILATES: INCREASE YOUR POTENTIAL THOUGH A MINDFUL MOVEMENT. Arcata Core Pilates offers beginning−advanced group Pilates Mat, reformer, chair, TRX, as well as Private Training Sessions. Our instructors are all certified. The diversity in training and background makes a deep well for clients to draw from. Call 845−8156 or email, (F−1226) SUN YI’S ACADEMY OF TAE KWON DO. Classes for kids and adults, child care, fitness gym, and more. Tae Kwon Do Mon−Fri 5−6 p.m., 6−7 p.m., Sat 10−11 a.m. Come watch or join a class, 1215 Giuntoli Lane, or visit, 825−0182. (F− 1226) ZUMBA WITH MARLA JOY. Elevate, Motivate, Celebrate another day of living. Exercise in Disguise. Now is the time to start, don’t wait. All ability levels are welcome. Every Mon. & Thurs. at Bayside Grange 6−7 p.m., 2297 Jacoby Creek Rd. $6/ $4 Grange members. Every Tues. & Thurs Vector Pool, Aqua Zumba 9:15 a.m. (3289 Edgewood Rd, Eureka). Every Tue. at Trinidad Town Hall 12 p.m.& every Thur. at Eureka Vets Hall 12 p.m. Marla Joy (707) 845−4307. (F−1226) ZUMBA WITH MIMI. Dance fitness to Latin & Pop music, sure to leave you sweaty and smiling! Mon, Wed. & Fri. 9:30 a.m. at Redwood Raks World Dance Center in the Old Creamery Building, Arcata. $5 class or $50 for 11 class pass. First class free!


CHRISTMAS ACRYLIC PAINTING. Fri.’s Nov. 1−Dec. 20., 9:30 a.m−12:30 p.m. Fee: $99. Classes held at CR Eureka downtown site, 525 D St., Eureka. Visit: ity−ed/Art.asp. Call (707) 269−4000 to register. (H−1024) FUSED GLASS HOLIDAY ORNAMENTS. 1 day work− shop with Joele Williams. With the use of festive colors and color slide decals Joele will guide you through the steps to create your very own fused glass holiday ornaments. Create two ornaments ready for hanging. A great way to introduce you to fused glass. Pick a day! Sat. Nov. 2, 10 a.m−noon or Fri. Nov. 8 during Arts Arcata 6−8 p.m. Fee: $25 materials included. Class size limited. Get 6 friends together and create your custom class for $145 call for details. Fire Arts Center. 520 South G St. Arcata. (707) 826−1445 (AC−1107)

50 and Better

OSHER LIFELONG LEARNING INSTITUTE (OLLI). Offers dynamic classes for people age 50 and over. Call 826−5880 or visit to register for classes (O−1226) HUMBOLDT LINKS TO THE GOLDEN GATE. With Ray Hillman. Study the products of industry, pro− minent individuals, and transportation develop− ments between Humboldt County and the Bay Area. Included is a walking tour in Old Town to examine cast iron architectural elements from San Francisco. Tues., Oct. 29, 6:30−8:30 p.m. & Sat., Nov. 2, 9 a.m.−4 p.m. $40/OLLI members, $65/nonmem− bers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−1024)

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continued from previous page BEFORE COLUMBUS: WHO ELSE DISCOVERED THE NEW WORLD? With Barry Evans. Today, no one doubts that the Vikings beat Columbus to the New World, but what about other contenders? Explore the latest evidence for when and how humans arr− ived in the Americas. Weds., Oct. 30 & Nov. 6, 2−4 p.m. $40/OLLI members, $65/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−1024) BORN TO MOVE! REDISCOVERING YOUR INNER EXERCISER. It’s never too late to rediscover the joy of being physical. Instructor Louisa Rogers will share how to start being active and ways to sneak movement into your day. Mon., Oct. 28 & Nov. 4, 2−4 p.m. $45/OLLI members, $70/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−1024) CONTEMPORARY DIPLOMACY: INTERCULTURAL COMMUNICATION. Join Elena Matusevich for a discussion of different cultures and culture specific knowledge. Learn diplomatic communication, respecting differences and making the best poss− ible use of them. Thurs.s, Nov. 14−Dec. 5, 3−5 p.m. $55/OLLI members, $80/nonmembers. OLLI: 826− 5880 (O−1107) CONVERSATIONAL FRENCH. With Laurent Clee− newerck. Build on the basics of French and move toward a more conversational level of fluency. Thurs.s, Nov. 7−Dec. 5, 10 a.m.−noon. $65/OLLI members, $90/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−1031) DISCOVERING MEXICO: OUR COLORFUL NEIGH− BOR. Louisa Rogers and Barry Evans share how to travel to and around Mexico; the best places for language schools, museums, architecture, arche− ology, markets and more! Tues., Oct. 29 & Nov. 5, 2−4 p.m. $45/OLLI members, $70/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−1024) FICTION WRITING WORKSHOP. With Terry McLaughlin. Discover methods for improving plot, pacing characterization and more through a mix of presentations, activities, and critique sessions. Tues.s, Nov. 5−Dec. 10, 10 a.m−noon. $75/OLLI members, $100/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−1031) FOR THE LOVE OF A HORSE. Join Jane Woodward for an interactive class that explores the myths and realities of owning, training, showing, racing and breeding horses, their traits, the breeds, and uses historically and today. Weds.s, Nov. 13−Dec. 4, 2−4 p.m. $55/OLLI members, $80/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880 (O−1107) FRIENDLY FIRE: THE HISTORY AND ROLE OF FIRE IN REDWOOD NATIONAL PARK. Join Ranger Jim Wheeler and Prescribed Fire Manager John McClel− land for a presentation and discussion of the role of fire in maintaining both historical landscapes and native plant communities. Lecture, Fri., Nov. 15, 1−3 p.m. Field Trip, Sat., Nov 16, 9 a.m.−4 p.m. $80/ OLLI members, $105/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880 (O−1107) HUMBOLDT BAY BRASS BAND. Join director Dr. Gil Cline for a pre−concert lecture in the British brass band tradition. The concert features works from each decade for the last 100 years. Famous local, pop, film and classical. Concert ticket incl− uded. Sat., Nov. 9, 6:30−9 p.m. $25/OLLI members, $50/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880. (O−1107)

GENTLE YOGA. With Patricia Starr. Learn yoga with focus on both floor and standing poses for strength, balance and flexibility at any age. Mon.s, Nov. 4−18 or Tue.s, Nov. 5−19, 1:30−3 p.m. $50/OLLI members, $75/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880 (O−1031) POST−TOTALITARIAN SOCIETIES: CENTRAL & EASTERN EUROPE. With Elena Matusevich. Exam− ine critical perspectives of Central and East Euro− pean societies, problems and challenges of the post−totalitarian legacy and prac−tices aimed at reconciliation. Tues.s, Nov. 12−26, 3−5 p.m. $55/ OLLI members, $80/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880 (O−1107) SENIOR ACTION COALITION. Use your knowledge and experience to take action on pressing issues affecting older adults. Seniors, boomers welcome. Grassroots, non−partisan, current focus health care. Meetings held third Wed. of every month, 11:30 a.m.−1:30 p.m. at Jefferson School, 1000 B St. For more information, e−mail or call (707) 442−3763. SNOOPING IN SOUTHWESTERN KLAMATH COUNTY. Join Jerry and Gisela Rohde for historical highlights of mill towns, logging camps, the scenic highway, assaults by fire and water. Sat., Nov. 2 & 9, 1−3 p.m. $45/OLLI members, $70/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−1031)

KDK ARCATA BUDDHIST GROUP. Under the direc− tion of Lama Lodru Rinpoche. We practice Tibetan meditation, followed by discussion. All are welcome. For more info contact Lama Nyugu (707) 442−7068, Sun’s 6 p.m, Community Yoga Center 890 G St, Arcata. Our webpage is (S−1226) TAROT AS AN EVOLUTIONARY PATH. Classes in Eureka, and Arcata. Private mentorships, readings. Carolyn Ayres. 442−4240 (S1226)

Sports & Recreation

ROLLER SKATING. Blue Lake Parks & Recreation, Fri./Sat. 6:30−9:30 p.m, Sun. 2−5 p.m. Halloween Theme Skate: Fri. Oct. 25−Sun. Oct. 27. Dress in costume and receive $1 discount! Zombie Adult Skate: Sun. Oct. 13, 6:30−9:30 p.m. Dress like a Zombie and receive $1 discount! Planning a party? Call 668−5932 for info. Like us on Facebook at "Blue Lake Roller Rink"! (SR−1226)

Therapy & Support

FREE DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP. Walk−in support group for anyone suffering from depres− sion. Meet Mon.s 6:30 p.m −7:45 p.m, at the Church of the Joyful Healer, McKinleyville. Questions? Call (707) 839−5691. (TS−1226)

THE COMING OF THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR. With Donald Murphy. Explore the economic con− trast between the North and South with a focus on the three decades leading up to the start of the Civil War. Thur.s, Nov. 7−Dec. 5, 10 a.m.−noon. $65/ OLLI members, $90/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−1031)

FREE GAMBLING TREATMENT. Call (707) 496−2856 Shawna Bell, LMFT, MFC #47122 (TS−1226)

THE HISTORY AND MYSTERY OF PI. For 4,000 years, pi, the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, has fascinated mathematicians and philosophers. Keeping the math to a minimum, Barry Evans will share the historical significance of pi. Thurs., Oct. 31 & Nov. 7, 2−4 p.m. $40/OLLI members, $65/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−1024)


THE VON HUMBOLDT PROJECT. Get a sneak preview and behind−the−scenes presentation of The Von Humboldt Project, a historical and thea− trical piece created and directed by Michael Fields, producing artistic director of Dell’Arte Interna− tional. Wed., Nov. 6, 5−9:30 p.m. $30/OLLI mem− bers, $55/nonmembers. OLLI: 826−5880 (O−1031) TROUBLE IN PARADISE. With Louise Bacon− Ogden. Invite birds to your yard, out−smart squir− rels, raccoons and bears and get some helpful hints on how to place feeders and bird houses. Thurs., Nov. 7, 6−8 p.m. $30/OLLI members, $55/nonmem− bers. OLLI: 826−5880, (O−1031)


ARCATA ZEN GROUP MEDITATION. Arcata & Eureka. Beginners welcome. ARCATA: Sun’s 7:55 a.m. At NorthCoast Aikido on F Street (entrance in alley between 8th and 9th, upstairs). Call 826− 1701 or visit EUREKA: Wed’s 5:55 p.m., 730 K Street upstairs. Call 845−8399 or (S1226)


SEX/ PORN DAMAGING YOUR LIFE & RELATION− SHIPS ? Confidential help is available. 825−0920 or 845−8973, or (TS−1226)

BEST PRACTICES IN MANAGEMENT: POWERFUL CONVERSATIONS. Any conversation has the potential to change a career, an organization, a relationship, or a life. Learn to provoke learning, tackle difficult people and tough challenges, and to enrich personal and professional relationships. We will practice necessary and tough conversa− tions. With Janet Ruprecht. Fri., Nov. 15, 8:30 a.m− 12:30 p.m. Fee: $95 (includes materials). Pre−regis− tration required. Call HSU College of eLearning and Extended Education to register: 826−3731 or visit (V−1107) COACHING FOR PERFORMANCE. Encourage staff to tackle new challenges, make decisions and solve problems on their own and discover any easy and effective process for coaching in this half−day workshop with Janet Ruprecht. Fri., Nov. 1, 8:30 a.m −12:30 p.m. Fee: $75 (includes materials). Pre−regis− tration required. Call HSU College of eLearning and Extended Education to register: 826−3731 or visit (V−1024) VOLUNTEER TRAINING FOR HOSPICE OF HUM− BOLDT. Hospice of Humboldt offers patient care and grief support volunteer training Oct. 26 & 27, 11 a.m.−3 p.m. This eight hour introductory training provides information on how you can become part of the patient care team and bring specialized sup− port to patients and families at a time when care matters the most. For more information, call (707) 445−8443 ext. 355 or visit our website

SERVSAFE. Tues., Nov. 19, 8:30 a.m−5:00 p.m. Fee $175. Class held at the College of the Redwoods Community Education site, 525 D St., Eureka. Call (707) 269−4000 to register. (V−1024)

Wellness & Bodywork

ACCESS CONSCIOUSNESS BARS: ONE DAY WORK SHOP. Sun., Oct. 27, 10 a.m−6 p.m. For more info: Host: Gena Pennington. (707) 822−4948. (W−1024) BODY, BOUNDARY, AND RELATIONSHIP. A 6 week class starting Weds., Nov. 6, 6−8:30 p.m. With Lee Tuley, counselor, bodyworker, and group leader. For more info: (541) 251−1885. (W−1031) DANDELION HERBAL CENTER. Festival of Herbs. Visiting Teacher Series: Oct. 2013−Apr. 2014. Meets first weekend of each month. Rosemary Gladstar, Candis Cantin and more! Individual classes now available. 10 Month Herbal Studies Program: Feb.− Nov. 2013. For the serious herb student. Register online or call (707) 442− 8157. (W−1031) ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS PRESENTS COMPLIMEN− TARY EDUCATIONAL CLASSES. Every Weds. 5:30 p.m. Oct. 30: Into to White Lotus Flow with Liz Lux. Nov. 6: Holistic Health Night with The Wellness Team. Nov. 13: Yoga For "You" with Stephanie Perrett. Nov. 20: doTERRA Essential Oil Series with Alicia Hashem. 1639 Central Ave., Ste. A, McKin− leyville. (707) 839−7772. For more information visit us at (W−1031) FALL ROLFING SPECIALS. With Lee Tuley, Certified Rolfer −10 series includes one free session. ALSO call now for free body analysis consultation. (541) 251−1885 (W−1226) MASSAGE SCHOOL INFORMATION NIGHT. Arcata School of Massage is hosting a free School Infor− mation Night on Mon., Nov. 11, 5:30−6:30 p.m. in our classroom at 145 South G St., Suite E, Arcata. Come meet our Director and Principle Instructors, see our classroom, and learn about our 650−hour Ther− apeutic Massage Certification Program. No regis− tration necessary. Call (707) 822−5223 or visit us online at (W−1107) NORTHWEST INSTITUTE OF AYURVEDA. Learn: Nutrition, Herbs, Yoga, Self−Care, Colors, Spiritual Philosophy, Vedic Chants, Meditation, Aroma− therapy, Traditional Diagnostics, Massage. 3−week "Introduction to Ayurveda", Jan. 14−18, Fee: $108, at Moonrise Herbs. "Ayurvedic Self−Care & Cooking Immersion" Feb. 14−16 &/or Feb. 28−March 2. 10−Month "Ayurvedic Wellness Program" starts March 14. Part 1 of 3−Part Ayurvedic Practitioner Program (includes 10−Month Ayurvedic Herbalist Program & Clinical Internship). 1 weekend/month, Prerequisite: 1 of above classes. (707) 601−9025, (W−0109) TAI CHI PLUS. Breathwork, acupressure meridian massage, meditation, sound healing included with traditional Tai Chi movement and Qigong practices. Daily, Mon.− Fri., morning, afternoon, and evening classes available in 6 cities, Westhaven, Arcata, Eureka, Ferndale, Fortuna, and McKinleyville. For more info. call Glenda (707) 268−3936 or email See website (W−1031)


Adult Western tarsier, about 4 inches high with an 8-inch-long tail.


’ve been intrigued by the tiny primates we call “tarsiers” ever since reading, long ago, a speculative essay in the now-defunct popular science magazine Omni that posed the question, “If humans hadn’t evolved, what other animal might have taken our ‘lords of the Earth’ top billing?” After considering the usual suspects — dolphins, bonobos, octopi (which have the the largest invertebrate brains) — the author proposed that, absent humans, the tarsier would have been a prime evolutionary candidate. Other than their diminutive size (65 million years ago, our own mammalian ancestors were about as big as tarsiers), they have a lot going for them: VISION: One look tells you that tarsiers have great nocturnal eyesight, with eyeballs nearly as big as their entire brain. Curiously, they lack the reflective tapeta lucidum (“bright tapestry”) retinal layer common to most nocturnal vertebrates, which you can see as “eyeshine” if you point a flashlight into the eyes of a cat, for instance. The purpose of the tapeta ludicum is to reinforce night vision, but those huge tarsier eyeballs more than compensate. In addition, they can probably see in the ultraviolet (they have the necessary “S” cone cells at the periphery of their vision), giving them another nighthunting advantage. HEARING: The tarsier auditory cortex is large and discreet, indicating high sensitivity to sound. While they vocalize around 70 cycles per second, they can hear (and communicate) at ultra-high frequencies approaching 100,000 cycles per second — another useful adaption for locating prey at night. DIET: Unlike all other primates, they are

entirely carnivorous. They catch insects, birds, lizards and bats by leaping at prey using their long hind limbs. Since ingesting protein is far more efficient than synthesizing it (which herbivores do), the tarsiers’ diet is about as streamlined as you can get. AGILITY: Tarsiers get their name from the elongated tarsus bones of their feet, which give them great ability to both cling to vertical tree trunks and to leap several feet when hunting. Flexible neck muscles allow them to turn their heads nearly 360 degrees, so they can watch and wait silently for their prey with virtually no body movement. Long contentious, the evolutionary history of tarsiers finally appears to be settled in favor of their line being a sister group to anthropoids, which includes primates like us (according to a paper in the April 30 Scientific Reports). The case was settled by noting that both simians and tarsiers lack the ability to synthesize vitamin C, which would not have been true for competing evolutionary paths. I recently saw my first tarsier in the wild on a night walk along the banks of the Kinabatangan River in the Malaysian province of Sabah in northeast Borneo. Our local guide, who had sharper eyes than any of us tourists, suddenly stopped dead and pointed his flashlight toward a tree trunk a few feet away. There was this little critter, appearing quite unfazed by the interruption of his night hunting program, staring back at us, unmoving but alert. In that moment, it wasn’t hard to imagine his ilk taking over the land if our species were to become extinct — and perhaps doing a much better job of stewardship than we’ve managed so far. l Barry Evans ( worries about the future of tarsiers, whose Southeast Asian jungle habitat is fast giving way to human encroachment.

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ACROSS 1. Booker T. & the ____ 4. Setting of the 1983 prizewinning book “Entertaining Satan: Witchcraft and the Culture of Early New England” 9. Involuntary twitch 14. Where Ben Bernanke got his Ph.D. 15. “Waterworld” girl 16. Island where Robert Louis Stevenson died 17. Saxophonist on Lady Gaga’s “The Edge of Glory” 20. Electronic storage device 21. Passeport info 22. Loc. of Freedom Tower 23. Contributor to the classic children’s album “Free to Be ... You and Me” 28. NBA’s 7’6’’ ____ Ming 29. She thanked McCartney in 2013 for saying she did not cause the breakup of the Beatles 30. Final 34. Wander 37. Backups for backups

DOWN 41. 1999 self-titled platinum album recorded by a 13-year-old 44. ____ Lama 45. Pop 46. Abe or Ike 47. View 49. Kind of: Suffix 51. His most famous song was once used in an ad for Oreos 58. Latin 101 verb 60. Kind of strap 61. Dalmation in “101 Dalmations” 62. ‘90s chart-topping pop group ... whose additional members might aptly include 17-, 23-, 41- and 51-Across 67. O’Neill’s “____ for the Misbegotten” 68. Actress Birch 69. ____ Party 70. “I, Robot” author Asimov 71. Mink cousin 72. 2011 World Series champs, on scoreboards




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Photo by Barry Evans

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1. MCL x II 2. Radner of “SNL” 3. Fab Four member 4. Appropriate 5. Barack Obama’s mother 6. “Funky Cold Medina” rapper Tone ____ 7. “The Vampire Diaries” girl 8. City nicknamed “The Heart of Georgia” 9. Beijing-to-Shanghai dir. 10. Grier of “The L Word” 11. A man ____ men 12. PlayStation maker 13. Like bueno but not buena: Abbr. 18. Aussie hopper 19. K followers 24. Dear, to Donizetti 25. Riots 26. Unit indicated by “ 27. Still in bed 30. HDTV feature, often 31. “Take on Me” band 32. Mineo of “Giant” 33. Garbage 35. From ____ Z 36. Army doc

38. Do something wrong 39. Do something totally right 40. Radio unit: Abbr. 42. Stead 43. Bills, e.g. 48. Goes back to sea? 50. Jazz lover, in old slang 51. Brown shade 52. Telly watchers 53. Millionaire’s boat, perhaps 54. No-frills bed 55. Pretzels, basically 56. “Snowy” bird 57. Word before pain or treatment 58. Antioxidant berry 59. “Melts in your mouth” candy 63. Emu’s extinct cousin 64. Michael Jordan left it after his jr. year 65. Rock’s ____ Fighters 66. Parseghian of Notre Dame

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Field notes • North Coast Journal • Thursday, Oct. 24, 2013


Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in Cali− fornia law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person inter− ested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE−154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. ATTORNEY FOR PETITIONER: CATHERINE M. KOSHKINS, ESQ., CSB #149503 KOSHKIN LAW FIRM 1116 ELEVENTH STREET ARCATA, CA 95521 (707) 822−2800 October 21, 2013 SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT


tions or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the deceased, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within four months from the date of first issuance of letters as provided in Probate Code section 9100. The time for filing claims will not expire before four months from the hearing date noticed above. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE−154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. ATTORNEY FOR PETITIONER: STEPHEN G. WATSON LAW OFFICES OF W.G WATSON, JR. 715 I STREET EUREKA, CA. 95501 (707) 444−3071 September 16, 2013 SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: KATHRYN IRENE HOPKINS, aka, KATHRYN HOPKINS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by LORENA ANDELAIN EVANS− ROY in the Superior Court of Cali− fornia, County of Humboldt. THE PETITION FOR PROBATE requests that LORENA ANDELAIN EVANS−ROY be appointed as 10/24, 10/31, 11/7/2013 (13−285) personal representative to admin− ister the estate of the decedent. NOTICE OF PETITION TO THE PETITION requests the dece− ADMINISTER ESTATE OF dent’s will and codicils, if any, be DOUGLAS F. STOCKLY admitted to probate. The will and CASE NO. PR130278 any codicils are available for exami− To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, nation in the file kept by court. contingent creditors and persons THE PETITION requests authority to who may otherwise be interested in 10/10, 10/17, 10/24 (13−276) administer the estate under the the will or estate, or both, of: Independent Administration of DOUGLAS F. STOCKLY; DOUGLAS Estates Act. (This authority will NOTICE OF PETITION TO FANCIS STOCKLY allow the personal representative to ADMINISTER ESTATE OF A PETITION FOR PROBATE has take many actions without GENEVA WASSO BELL been filed by DALE A. STOCKLY obtaining court approval. Before CASE NO. PR130285 in the Superior Court of California, taking certain very important To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, County of Humboldt. actions, however, the personal contingent creditors and persons THE PETITION FOR PROBATE representative will be required to who may otherwise be interested in requests DALE A. STOCKLY be give notice to interested persons the will or estate, or both, of: appointed as personal representa− unless they have waived notice or GENEVA WASSO BELL, aka GENEVA tive to administer the estate of the consented to the proposed action.) W. BELL decedent. The independent administration A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been THE PETITION requests the dece− authority will be granted unless an filed by JANICE L. CONN AND dent’s will and codicils, if any, be interested person files an objection BARBARA L. BISHOP in the Superior admitted to probate. The will and to the petition and shows good Court of California, County of codicils are available for examina− cause why the court should not Humboldt. tion in the file kept by the court. grant the authority. THE PETITION FOR PROBATE THE PETITION requests authority A HEARING on the petition will be requests that JANICE L. CONN AND to administer the estate under the held on November 21, 2013 at 2:00 BARBARA L. BISHOP be appointed Independent Administration of p.m. at the Superior Court of Cali− as personal representative to Estates Act. (This authority will fornia, County of Humboldt, 825 administer the estate of the dece− allow the personal representative to Fifth Street, Eureka, in Dept: 8. dent. take many actions without IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of THE PETITION requests the dece− obtaining court approval. Before the petition, you should appear at dent’s will and codicils, if any, be taking certain very important the hearing and state your objec− admitted to probate. The will and actions, however, the personal tions or file written objections with any codicils are available for exami− representative will be required to the court before the hearing. Your nation in the file kept by court. give notice to interested persons appearance may be in person or by THE PETITION requests authority unless they have waived notice or your attorney. to administer the estate under the consented to the proposed action.) IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a Independent Administration of The independent administration contingent creditor of the dece− Estates Act. (This authority will authority will be granted unless an dent, you must file your claim with allow the personal representative to interested person files an objection the court and mail a copy to the take many actions without to the petition and shows good personal representative appointed obtaining court approval. Before cause why the court should not by the court within the later of taking certain very important grant the authority. either (1) four months from the date actions, however, the personal A HEARING on the petition will be of first issuance of letters to a representative will be required to held on October 25, at 8:30 a.m. at general personal representative, as give notice to interested persons the Superior Court of California, defined in section 58(b) of the Cali− unless they have waived notice or County of Humboldt, 825 Fifth fornia Probate Code, or (2) 60 days consented to the proposed action.) Street, Eureka, Dept. 5. from the date of mailing or The independent administration IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of personal delivery to you of a notice authority will be granted unless an the petition, you should appear at under section 9052 of the California interested person files an objection the hearing and state your objec− Probate Code. Other California to the petition and shows good tions or file written objections with statutes and legal authority may cause why the court should not the court before the hearing. Your affect your rights as a creditor. You grant the authority. appearance may be in person or by may want to consult with an A HEARING on the petition will be your attorney. attorney knowledgeable in Cali− held on October 31, 2013 at 2:00 IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a fornia law. p.m. at the Superior Court of Cali− contingent creditor of the YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by fornia, County of Humboldt, 825 deceased, you must file your claim the court. If you are a person inter− Fifth Street, Eureka, in Dept: with the court and mail a copy to ested in the estate, you may file Probate Room: 8. the personal representative with the court a Request for Special IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of appointed by the court within four Notice (form DE−154) of the filing of the petition, you should appear at months from the date of first an inventory andCoast appraisalJournal of estate • Thursday, the hearing and state your objec− North Oct. as 24,provided 2013 • issuance of letters in assets or of any petition or account tions or file written objections with Probate Code section 9100. The as provided in Probate Code section the court before the hearing. Your time for filing claims will not expire 1250. A Request for Special Notice appearance may be in person or by before four months from the form is available from the court your attorney.


to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held on October 31, 2013 at 2:00 p.m. at the Superior Court of Cali− fornia, County of Humboldt, 825 Fifth Street, Eureka, in Dept: Probate Room: 8. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objec− tions or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the dece− dent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the Cali− fornia Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in Cali− fornia law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE−154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. ATTORNEY FOR PETITIONER: WILLIAM T. KAY, JR., SBN 59581 LAW OFFICE OF WILL KAY 628 H STREET EUREKA, CA 95501 (707) 445−2301 September 30, 2013 SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT 10/3, 10/10, 10/17 10/24, 10/31/2013 (13−270)

Pubic Notice Emergency Food & Shelter Program (EFSP) Funding allocated to Humboldt County, 2013−14 (Phase 31). To apply, organizations must already offer food or shelter services. Deadline, applications, Oct. 31. 2013, Submit to: United Way of the Wine Country (UWWC), Humboldt/Del Norte Region, at 1707 E St., Eureka, CA. 95501. Call (707) 443−8637. 10/24/2013 (13−284)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−00486 The following persons are doing business as EUREKA STOVE AND FIRESIDE SHOP at 331 7th St., Eureka, CA. 95521 Joann K. Garber 669 Montgumery Loleta, CA. 95551 Barton R. Garber 669 Montgumery Loleta, CA. 95551 The business is conducted by A Married Couple The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 04/19/2013 /s/ Joann Garber This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on Sept. 03, 2013. CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk

Loleta, CA. 95551 Barton R. Garber 669 Montgumery Loleta, CA. 95551 The business is conducted by A Married Couple The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 04/19/2013 /s/ Joann Garber This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on Sept. 03, 2013. CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk 10/3, 10/10, 10/17, 10/24/2013 (13−263)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−00501 The following person is doing busi− ness as CHILDREN’S COTTAGE PRESCHOOL at 1807 Harrison Ave. St., Eureka, CA. 95501 Rose McCutchen 1610 Sunny Ave. Eureka, CA. 95501 The business is conducted by An Individual The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 1/14/2008 /s/ Rose McCutchen This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on Sept. 10, 2013. CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk 10/3, 10/10, 10/17, 10/24/2013 (13−266)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−00502 The following person is doing busi− ness as CHILDREN’S INFANT TODDLER CENTER at 900 Hodgeson St., Eureka, CA. 95503 Rose McCutchen 1610 Sunny Ave. Eureka, CA. 95501 The business is conducted by An Individual The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 8/5/2013 /s/ Rose McCutchen This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on Sept. 10, 2013. CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk 10/3, 10/10, 10/17, 10/24/2013 (13−267)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−00551 The following person is doing Busi− ness as JUST MY TYPE LETTER− PRESS & ILLUSTRATION at 40 Buckley Road, Blue Lake, CA. 95525, PO Box 884, Blue Lake, CA. 95525 Lynn Marie Jones 40 Buckley Road Blue Lake, CA. 95525 The business is conducted by An Individual The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on n/a /s/ Lynn M. Jones This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on Sept. 27, 2013 CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk 10/10, 10/17, 10/24, 10/31 (13−272)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−00541 The following persons are doing Business as REDWOOD PLANET MEDIA at 1270Haven Ln., Apt. 1, McKinleyville, CA. 95519 Redwood Planet Media 1270 Haven Ln., Apt. 1 McKinleyville, CA. 95519 The business is conducted by A Corporation The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 5/31/2013 /s/ Alan Peterson, President This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on Sept. 24, 2013 CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk 10/3, 10/10, 10/17, 10/24/2013 (13−262)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−00542 The following person is doing Busi− ness as SEED BOX LANDSCAPE & DESIGN at 1575 Vancil St., Fortuna, CA. 95540 Marisa Fleming 1575 Vancil St. Fortuna, CA. 95540 The business is conducted by An Individual The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 6/1/13 /s/ Marisa Fleming This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on Sept. 24, 2013 CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk 10/10, 10/17, 10/24, 10/31 (13−273) 10/10, 10/17, 10/24, 10/31/2013 (13−273)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−00548 The following person is doing busi− ness as A TOUCH OF SILVER at 2530 Alliance, Arcata, CA. 95521 Ari Perlman 2530 Alliance Arcata, CA. 95521 The business is conducted by An Individual The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 10/1/13 /s/ Ari Perlman This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on Sept. 27, 2013. CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk 10/3, 10/10, 10/17, 10/24/2013 (13−268)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−00564 The following persons are doing business as FRIVOLOUS APPAREL at 118 Gulliksen Dr,, Fortuna, CA. 95540 Felicia Thomsson 118 Gulliksen Dr. Fortuna, CA. 95540 Scott Thomsson 118 Gulliksen Dr. Fortuna, CA. 95540 The business is conducted by a Married Couple The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti−


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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT 13−559 The following persons are doing Business as MCCUTCHAN DISTRIB− UTORS at 5065 Boyd Rd., Arcata, CA. 95521, 616 Wabash Ave., Eureka, CA. 95501 Timoth Dale McCutchan 616 Wabash Ave. Eureka, CA. 95501 Kristen A. McCutchan 616 Wabash Ave. Eureka, CA. 95501 The business is conducted by A Married Couple The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 11/1/2013 /s/ Timoth Dale McCutchan This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on Oct. 03, 2013 CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk 10/10, 10/17, 10/24, 10/31 (13−277)

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ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME ABBEY MCDONALD CASE NO. CV130616 SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA, COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT 825 FIFTH STREET EUREKA, CA 95501 PETITION OF: ABBEY MCDONALD FOR CHANGE OF NAME TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner: ABBEY MCDONALD for a decree changing names as follows: Present name ABBEY MCDONALD to Proposed Name ABBEY BLACK THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objec− tion at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause, why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING Date: December 2, 2013 Time: 1:45 p.m. The address of the court is: 825 5th Street, Eureka, CA. Room: 8 Date: October 3, 2013 Filed: October 4, 2013 /s/ W. Bruce Watson Judge of the Superior Court





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The CO-OP is seeking an experienced Bakery Production Manager to ensure the highest level of service possible to North Coast CO-OP’s internal and external customers. This position supervises bakery production operations, including the supervision of ten to twelve staff members. The Production Manager also assists and participates in the presentation, sale and inventory of bakery products at the production level, and provides product for retail areas of both the Arcata and Eureka store. Applicants must have experience in meeting objectives related to sales, margin and labor. We offer a full benefit package including PTO, health, dental and life insurance packages, a 401K with paid match, and many other perks. Please see the full job description at You can forward your resume and application to

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Independent Business Owner’s Boutique Rio Dell Fire Department Ladies Auxiliary is hosting a holiday boutique, giving independent business owners a chance to showcase their products.


The following persons are doing business as FRIVOLOUS APPAREL at 118 Gulliksen Dr,, Fortuna, CA. 95540 Felicia Thomsson 118 Gulliksen Dr. Fortuna, CA. 95540 Scott Thomsson 118 Gulliksen Dr. Fortuna, CA. 95540 The business is conducted by a Married Couple The registrant commenced to transact business under the ficti− tious business name listed above on 10/14/2013 /s/ Felicia Thomsson This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Humboldt County on Oct. 11, 2013. CAROLYN CRNICH Humboldt County Clerk

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the MARKETPLACE BECOME A MENTOR! California MENTOR is seeking committed people willing to share their home with an adult with developmental disabilities. We are seeking Mentors who have experience with insulin dependent diabetics & live in the McKinleyville/Arcata area. We offer a competitive monthly stipend & 24 hour support. Call Jamie at (707) 442−4500 ext. 14 (E−1226)










SERVICE COORDINATOR FT Eureka, CA Advocating for children with developmental disabilities and their families. Requires MA or BA and relevent exp. $2749 to $3868 per mo plus exc benefits. Go to; Click on ABOUT US tab; click on Career Opportunities for required documents to download and how to apply. Closes 10−25−13 at 5pm.

SITE COORDINATOR. Responsible for oversight & coordination of the safe operation of the day−to−day activities of the Betty Kwan Chinn Day Center, will also oversee on−site volunteers. Quals: BA in psychology, sociology, or related field required & prior comparable work experience. Experience working with the homeless & low−income, knowledge of community resources & ability to work collaboratively.

Court Maintenance Custodian I/II Swing Shift 5pm – 1:30am $ 2,031-$2,479/mo DOQ + benefits High school diploma and six months exp.required. FBI/DOJ/Background. Applications due by 5PM 10/28/2013 info 707-269-1245

ATTENTION HAIRDRESSERS! Two rental booths available at Rosalie’s Hair Styling. Call 443−0780, ask for Rosalie. (E−1031)




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HOME CAREGIVERS PT/FT. Non−medical caregivers to assist elderly in their homes. Top hourly wages. (707) 362−8045. (E−1226)

Provide case management and psychiatric aftercare services for mentally ill clients on an out-patient basis; work as part of an inter-disciplinary health treatment team to develop individual treatment strategies and programs. Desirable qualifications would include the equivalent to three years of experience providing case management services in a social service or mental health environment. Final filing date: November 5, 2013. Applications available at Humboldt County Human Resources, 825 5th Street, Room 100, Eureka, CA, or apply on-line at AA/EOE

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CARE PROVIDERS NEEDED NOW! Make extra money, great opportunity. Special Needs Adults live w/you. Earn up to $3,600 tax−free/mo. Bring 4 references. Application on−site. Must have extra bedroom, HS/ GED & clean criminal record. Call Jamie today for appt ! (707)442− 4500 #14, (E−1226)


Must be 21 and over.


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classified SERVICES Pets & Livestock


Garden & Landscape

Musicians & Instructors


CLARITY WINDOW CLEANING. Services available. Call Julie 839− 1518. (S−1226)

ALLIANCE LAWN & GARDEN CARE. Affordable, Dependable, and Motivated Yard mainte− nance. We’ll take care of all your basic lawn needs. Including hedging, trimming, mowing, and hauling. Call for estimates (707) 834−9155. (S−1226)

PIANO LESSONS. Beginners, all ages. Experienced. Judith Louise 476−8919. (M−1226)


20 words and a photo, IN FULL COLOR

for only $25 per week! Call 442-1400 or e-mail

Rummage Sale COASTAL GROVE RUMMAGE SALE. Fri. Oct. 25, 4 p.m−7:30 p.m. Sat. Oct. 26, 9 a.m −2 p.m. 1897 S Street, Arcata. (RS−1024)

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JEANNIE’S CLEANING SERVICE. "Maid for the day" References available Call (707) 921−9424 or (707) 445−2644 $15/hour or by the job (negotiable)

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616 Second St. Old Town Eureka 707.443.7017



Auto Service YOUR ROCKCHIP IS MY EMER− GENCY! Glaswelder, Mobile, windshield repair. 442−GLAS, (S−1226)

Macintosh Computer Consulting for Business and Individuals Troubleshooting Hardware/Memory Upgrades Setup Assistance/Training Purchase Advice 707-826-1806

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PROFESSIONAL GARDENER. Powerful tools. Artistic spirit. Balancing the elements of your yard and garden since 1994. Call Orion 825−8074, (S−1226)

SAXOPHONE/FLUTE LESSONS. All ages, beginner−advanced, jazz improvisation, technique. Susie Laraine: (707) 441−1343 susielarain

Moving & Storage 2 GUYS & A TRUCK. Carpentry, Landscaping, Junk Removal, Clean Up, Moving. No job too big or small. Call 845−3132, 2guysandatrucksmk777

GUITAR/PIANO LESSONS. All ages, beginning and intermedi− ate. Seabury Gould 444−8507. (M −1226) PIANO LESSONS BEGINNING TO ADVANCED ALL AGES. 30 years joyful experience teaching all pi− ano styles. Juilliard trained, re− mote lessons available. National− ly Certified Piano Teacher. (707) 502−9469. (M−1226)






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Other Professionals A’O’KAY CLOWN AND NANI NATURE Invite you to join us for games galore at the Morris Elementary School Carnival Fri., Oct. 25, 5−8 p.m. Also see Jester’s Juggling on Halloween, Thurs., Oct. 31. 4−6 p.m. at Eureka Natural Foods. For Circus Nature event booking, please call (707) 499−5628. Visit us at (S−1024)

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Sewing & Alterations

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Musicians & Instructors BRADLEY DEAN ENTERTAINMENT. Singer Songwriter. Old rock, Country, Blues. Private Parties, Bars, Gatherings of all kinds. (707) 832−7419. (M−1226)

Other Professionals


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2 GUYS & A TRUCK. Carpentry, Landscaping, Junk Removal, Clean Up, Moving. No job too big or small, call 845−3087 2guysandatrucksmk777, (S−1226)

MITSUBISHI HEAT PUMPS. Heat your house using 21st century technology. Extremely efficient, cheap to run, reason− ably priced. $300 Federal Tax Credit−Sunlight Heating−CA lic. #972834− (707) 502−1289, (S−1226)

SIMPLY ORGANIZED. Organizing garages, closets, papers, packing and unpacking. (707) 441−1709 Facebook: SimplyOrganizedEureka (S−1114)



Home Repair

ERIC’S SERVICES. Home Repair, Maintenance, Affordable Prices (707) 499−4828.

Other Professionals

EUREKA PEDIATRICS WELCOMES ALAYNE BENASSI, PEDIATRIC NURSE PRACTITIONER. Alayne joins us after gradu− ating from the University of Maryland, Baltimore. Her interests include general pediatrics, newborns and breastfeeding. She will soon be board certified as an International Lactation Consultant. PLEASE NOTE OUR NEW EUREKA OFFICE HOURS: M−TH: 8:30−7:30 PM FRI 8:30−5:30 PM SAT 9:00−12:00 (707) 445−8416


 Registered nurse support Personal Care Light Housekeeping Assistance with daily activities Respite care & much more insured & bonded



STITCHES−N−BRITCHES. Kristin Anderson, Seam− stress. Mending, Alterations, Custom Sewing. Mon−Fri., 8a.m− 3p.m. Bella Vista Plaza, Ste 8A, McKinleyville. (707) 502−5294. Facebook: Kristin Anderson’s Stitches−n− Britches.



Serving Northern California for over 20 years! TOLL FREE

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body, mind ACA MEETING. Adult Children of Alcoholics & dysfunctional fami− lies. Meets Wed’s 5:30−6:30 p.m, Room 4 (back of church) at Church of the Joyful Healer, McKinleyville. (707) 834−4338

&Spirit BODY, BOUNDARY AND RELATIONSHIP. A 6 week class starting Weds., Nov. 6, 6−8:30 p.m. With Lee Tuley, counselor, bodyworker, and group leader. For more info: (541) 251−1885. (MB−1031)



Ongoing Classes Workshops Private Sessions Parent Educator

ASTROLOGY & TAROT. With Salina Rain: Readings, Counseling and Classes. Mon., 1:25 p.m. KHSU 90.5 FM. (707) 668−5408., (MB−1226) FALL ROLFING SPECIALS With Lee Tuley, Certified Rolfer −10 series includes one free session. ALSO call now for free body analysis consultation. (541) 251−1885

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Open Mon- Sat

Call 442-5433 for an appt. 616 Wood St. ~ Eureka



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Tai chi for everyone ... everywhere! Westhaven to Fortuna

Call Glenda at 268-3936 or email for more info.

Est. 1979

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HIGHER EDUCATION FOR SPIRITUAL UNFOLDMENT. Bachelors, Masters, D.D./ Ph.D., distance learning, Uni− versity of Metaphysical Sci− ences. Bringing professional− ism to metaphysics. (707) 822 −2111

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Q &A Hey, McGuinty! That Facebook creep? Outlaw inlaws? Roommate disaster?

Ask tHose red curls know All.


F r Marny E Friedman E ~energy work~ d o M 707-839-5910



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Featuring Wisdom of the Earth Essential Oils FREE All Natural Essential Oil Hand Sanitizer/Air Freshener with $50 Purchase

Tues & Thurs 10am to 4pm Sat. 12-4pm 920 Samoa Blvd • Arcata Cooper Bldg, 2nd floor Suite 221 (707) 502-4883



Fall Rolfing Special






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LOSE WEIGHT/GAIN HEALTH From the inside out with Clinical Hypnotherapist Dave Berman, C. HT. (707) 845−3749 (MB−1219) YOU’RE INVITED TO A HU CHANT! Begin to actively ex−plore the inner worlds of your own being. Tues., Nov. 5, 7−7:30 p.m. and every first Tues. of the month. Jefferson Community Center, 1000 B St., Eureka. Free to every− one with cookies afterward. (MB−1031)


Diana Nunes Mizer

CERTIFIED ROLFER ANGELA HART, B.A . Rolfing® Ten Series, Tune−up, injuries, Chronic Pain, Repetitive Motion Injury. (707) 616−3096 (MB−1226) AHH A MASSAGE SPECIALS 50% discount for college students, just $15 for an Hour massage. New Client Special, $20 for an hour massage. Cash or Check, Online booking link on website, or Call. (716) 982−5505 www.ahh−a−

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classified HOUSING Apartments for Rent

Apartments for Rent



EUREKA APT BY THE BAY & OLDTOWN. 1 bdm/1ba, no smoking or pets, W/S/G paid. $700 month, $1000 dep. Ref. req. 445−4679 (R−1107)

PARKING SPACES FOR RENT IN DOWNTOWN EUREKA LOT. S & W Properties. $40 per month per space. Call 443−2246, 499−6906. (R−1024)


Opening soon available for HUD Sec. 8 Waiting Lists for 2, 3 & 4 bedrm Apts. Annual Income Limits: 1 pers. $20,100; 2 pers. $22,950; 3 pers. $25,800; 4 pers. $28,650; 5 pers. $30,950; 6 pers. $33,250; 7 pers. $35,550; 8 pers. $37,850.

EHO. Hearing impaired: TDD Ph# 1-800-735-2922. Apply at Office: 2575 Alliance Rd. Arcata, 8am-12pm & 1-4pm, M-F (707) 822-4104 1140 E ST. #23 Studio Apt, on site laundry, Sec 8 OK, w/c cat. Rent $525 Vac Now Rental Hotline (707) 444−9197 (R−1024) 2266 REDWOOD #F. 2/1 Apt, off street parking, on site laundry, w/c cat. Rent $760 Vac Now. Rental Hotline 444−9197 (R−1024) 2303 SUMMER. #4 1/1 Apt., off street parking, on site laundry, w/c cat. Rent $575. Vac. 11/9. Rental Hotline (707) 444−9197 (R−1024)

Vacation Rentals EVENT RENTAL. Chemise Mountain Retreat, a perfect natural environment for your wedding or event. King Range. Easily accessible. Solar powered, handicap friendly, new lodge. Information 986−7794,

(Henderson Center), 707

S&W PROPERTIES LLC. 2,740 sq ft building. Has been used as a charter school. 433 M Street downtown Eureka. (707) 443− 2246 for details. (R−1031)

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2355 Central Ave., McKinleyville 707

Houses for Rent 740 BERDING, FERNDALE. 3/2 home, fenced backyard, storage shed, w/d hookups, pet ok. Rent $1400. Vac Now. Rental Hotline (707) 444−9197 (R−1024)

2850 E St., Eureka



Perched above the Trinity River on over 10 acres, one of a kind property, fabulous quality 3 bed, 2.5 bath, 2,750 sq ft custom Lindal Cedar home, totally enjoy your privacy here.


4 bed, 1.5 bath, 1,100 sq ft Arcata home with excellent potential for a rental or starter home, cul-de-sac location is convenient to HSU, bus line shopping & schools, fenced yard, close to city park.

Comm. Space for Rent EUREKA DOWNTOWN OFFICE SPACE. Available at 7th & I Streets in Eureka. 650 sf. New paint and carpet. Great location. Parking & janitorial included. Call S & W Properties, (707) 499− 6906. (R−1031)


4 bed, 3 bath, 2,500 sq ft custom Myrtletown home, this beautiful home comes with a 40 foot boat dock w/ floating dock on the Eureka slough, good for kayaking, canoeing or bird watching.

An Association of Independently Owned and Operated Realty Brokerages

Charlie Tripodi


Arcata, Eureka and rural properties throughout Humboldt County

Land Agent #01332697

707.83 4.3241 Kyla Tripodi Realtor/Land Agent

707.445.8811 ext.124


NEW DIRECT LINE - 24/7 - 707.476.0435


Petrolia Land/Property

Fully developed Homestead with two modest cabins on +/- 76 acres in petrolia, only about 12 minutes from petrolia. Gorgeous panoramic views of the ocean and surrounding mountains. two shops, chicken coop, tool shed, amazing solar setup, and many more desirable amenities for off the grid living.


Over twenty locations at ■ ArcAtAA OldeR aRcata hOme In unuSual SettInG! Convenient to everything, this 2 bedroom, 1 bath fixer is located next to a year round creek. Seller has planted several redwoods over the years. The backyard has a nice garden shed and a real country feel even though you are right in town. Property needs some TLC. MLS#238392 $160,000

Sylvia Garlick #00814886 • Broker GRI/Owner 1629 Central Ave. • McKinleyville • 707-839-1521

Hoopa Land/Property Orick Land/ Property

+/-18 acres on Bloody Camp Road with beautiful Hoopa Valley views ready for your enjoyment. undeveloped land awaiting your personal touch. Water and power are available to the parcel.





+/-40 acres located between orick and Weitchpec on Bald Hills Road. Gorgeous klamath River frontage and Clirliah Creek runs right through the parcel offering great hydro-electric potential! a flat has already been developed for you.


2120 Campton Rd. Ste #C – euReka, Ca 95503

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