What's on | Abu Dhabi | September 2011

Issue 401

September 2011

FIND YOUR PERFECT SPORT

ALSO INSIDE: Fish ‘n’ chips, alternative nights out and we talk to Beady Eye + WIN! A TRIP TO THE W DOHA WITH FLIGHTS

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Contents Features

21 Abu Dhabi’s alternative nights out Bored of the standard bar, brunch, cinema merrygo-round? Try one of these alternative nights out

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24 Fish ‘n’ chips: tested There’s always controversy when it comes to judging a classic dish, but we braved the harsh debate to bring you our verdict on Abu Dhabi’s best fish ‘n’ chips

26 Beady Eye Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher reveals that he enjoys “super cuddles” ahead of his new band’s Abu Dhabi gig this month.

He’s changed

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15 Find the sport for you How long have you been meaning to get back into that sport you loved so much as a teenager? Well, the weather is cooling, the new sports seasons are starting – now is the time

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The round up 8 Salaam Rumours, news, mustvisit events, what’s hot, what’s not and more 13 Win, win, win Do we have some exciting prizes for you lucky pups this month?

Yes, yes we do 28 Film The only opinion you need to read on this month’s movie releases, including the long-awaited Captain America and Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes, the absurdly premised Cowboys And Aliens, Friends With Benefits, Conan The Barbarian, The Smurfs and Final Destination 5 31 Eating out Our verdict on the new menus at Bord Eau and Café Chic, chatting with a salt sommelier, the new Mad Men lunch at Ruth’s Chris Steak House, railway-themed burger joint Grand Central, fine Indian dining at Mahec, The Critic on buffets, our monthly Twitter recipe, food news and latest restaurant openings 39 Arts Dutch-born snapper Erwin Olaf on his show at Carbon 12 Gallery, five must-see exhibitions and The Insider on the growing influence of the Internet on the art world

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43 Shopping All the latest offerings from the region’s stores, new openings, how to fold a pocket square and the ins and outs of personal shopping

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47 Mind & body Five of the best deep tissue massages, spa news, the solution to a beauty dilemma and a tantalising giveaway 51 Sport & outdoor Fencing lessons, and Mr Fitness answers all your well-being woes 55 Club diary The club scene returns with a vengeance this month, plus we meet the dXb Beach Festival line-up 59 Travel Forty-eight hours in Istanbul, plus travels with award-winning Palestinian filmmaker Najwa Najjar, bargain breaks and our spanking new travel clinic with terribly welltravelled Open Skies editor, Conor Purcell 65 Hot list The definitive list of the capital’s best bars, brunches, restaurants and spas 82 Backchat Girl about town DJ Natalie Brogan on the capital’s quickly changing club scene

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This month we've been...

Editor-in-Chief Obaid Humaid Al Tayer Group Editor & Managing Partner lan Fairservice Group Senior Editor Gina Johnson | gina@motivate.ae Senior Editor Mark Evans | marke@motivate.ae Deputy Editor Helen Spearman | helen@motivate.ae Features & Food Editor Gareth Rees | gareth@motivate.ae Features Editor, Abu Dhabi Adam Workman | adam@motivate.ae Staff Writer Matt Priest | matthew@motivate.ae Chief Sub Editor Iain Smith | iains@motivate.ae Senior Designer Sheila Cariño-Deocareza | sheila@motivate.ae Editorial Co-ordinator Concessa D’souza | concessa@motivate.ae Editorial Assistant/Picture Researcher Jing Flores | londresa@motivate.ae Picture Researcher – Gulfpics Wayne Fernandez | wayne@motivate.ae Contributors Victor Besa, James Brennan, Louise Browne, Stephen Cheetham, Vikram Gawde, James Houghton, Catherine Jarvie, Dan Marsh, Charles Pocock, Mark Powell, Conor Purcell, Sarah Joan Ross, Farooq Salik, Paul Sterry Senior Production Manager Sunil Kumar | sunil@motivate.ae Production Manager Sudhakar Chandran | sudhakar@motivate.ae Production Supervisor Murali Krishnan | muralik@motivate.ae

Testing fish ‘n’ chips, p24

Rounding up Abu Dhabi’s sports clubs, p15

Learning how to fence, p51

Editor's note

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Sport, where I’m from, consists of one thing: football. In the north-east of England, you’re either a football fan, or you’re someone who’s just visiting the north-east of England. Even now, thousands of miles away from England, my life still pretty much revolves around football, and more specifically Sunderland AFC. Don’t even think of planning anything with me on a Saturday – Saturday is football day, Sunderland are playing, so I’m busy. Actually, the way the English game is these days, thanks to satellite TV, Sundays and Mondays are also football days, and then there’s the midweek fixtures, and cup games and, well, you get the picture. It’s not just me – you try calling my house back home on match day and chances are the only person who'll answer the phone will be my mam, and even then she’ll probably tell you to call back after the game.

Here in the Emirates, there is, thankfully, more on offer. Sport in Abu Dhabi represents not just a chance to watch games, but to get involved – and that means a chance to make new friends and fill your weekends with something other than malls and brunches. From rugby to running, badminton to basketball, and, yes, football too, if there’s sport going on in Abu Dhabi, we’ll show you how to get involved, join the team and where to buy the T-shirt.

If all that’s sounding a tad energetic for you, then worry not, there are plenty of other distractions to keep you going this month, including our take on Abu Dhabi’s alternative nights out, the capital’s best fish ’n’ chips, and we chat to (well, the bits I could print, anyway) erstwhile Oasis singer and now Beady Eye frontman, Liam Gallagher.

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Salaam!

Life in Abu Dhabi, in bite-sized chunks

What’s hot SOMALIAN AID In response to the terrible droughts afflicting the African country, the UAE is sending humanitarian aid to refugee camps in Somalia.

Guess list

EMINEM We have it on very good authority that Marshall Mathers will be heading our way very soon. Expect the shady slim one to do his thing somewhere big – probably on Yas Island.

Rounding up the UAE’s latest rumours this month

DISCOUNTED FINES Motorists will be given 30 per cent off their traffic fines for three months, starting this month. Pay up while it’s cheap, and don’t do it again. This means you.

NEW MALL The first bricks of the new 30,000sq/ft Wahat Hilli Mall in Al Ain have been laid.

What’s not ID CARD FINES As of mid-October not having an Emirates ID card will cost residents Dhs20 per day, according to the Emirates Identity Authority.

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50% BRITNEY SPEARS Unquestionably pop royalty, Britney, according to our insider, will be headlining a sporting event near you soon, although we can’t say what. ‘Sporting event’, yeah? Have a think. Cars? Fast cars? Oh, OK, the F1 – she’ll be headlining the F1 after-race events. We’re rubbish with secrets.

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NOEL GALLAGHER AND THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS Anything you can do, I can do better – seems to be a common taunt around the Gallagher household. Hot on the heels of Liam Gallagher’s Beady Eye visit this month (p26), our man on the inside tells us that ‘moves are afoot’ to bring brother Noel’s ensemble of popsters to the UAE.

UNRESERVED PARKING So far this year, police from the capital have given out 2,302 parking violations to people parking in spaces reserved for the disabled and the emergency services.

50 CENT It was announced that rapper 50 Cent was playing Dubai this month. Yay. But then he cancelled. Boo. From hot to not in one swift ‘contractual argument’.

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THIS MONTH WE'RE GOING TO...

BACK TO SCHOOL To celebrate the end of the hottest part of the year, live music from Brothers Three and drinks deals are tempting us to the Captain’s Arms.

Sept 8, Captain’s Arms, Le Méridien Abu Dhabi, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, 6pm to late.

Tel: (02) 6446666. lemeridienabudhabi.com

WIN! A balloon flight

LOCAL KNOWLEDGE Matthew Curtis, musician, Abu Dhabi Big Band Music society I play with the Abu Dhabi Big Band and the UAE Philharmonic Orchestra. We have an upcoming concert featuring Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue – not the orchestral version, but the little known original big band version. abudhabibigband.com

Live music I love Emirates Palace. It has great seats – all of which have outstanding views and the acoustics are truly stunning.

Emirates Palace Auditorium, Emirates Palace, Corniche, Abu Dhabi.

Tel: (02) 6909000. emiratespalace.com Diary highlights I’m always very eager to see Abu Dhabi Classics. Every year it has the best orchestras, conductors, and soloists playing and the local schools are able to work with some of the artists. abudhabiclassics.com Eating out I love hot and spicy food, so it’s Indigo for me.

It has a lovely setting and the food is simply amazing – I’d recommend the shared assortment of kebabs. I challenge you to find a better starter in the city.

Indigo, Beach Rotana Hotel, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6979334. rotana.com

After shutting down for the summer, those adrenaline junkies over at Balloon Adventures are back, so we’re giving away two hot air balloon flights to watch the sunrise. Don’t say that we don’t spoil you. For your chance to win, email winwithwhatson@motivate.ae with ‘balloon‘ in the subject line and tell us: Which gas do you put into party balloons? a) Helium b) Oxygen c) Gasoline

The world in union Has it really been four years since the Rugby World Cup? You betcha. Starting on Sept 9, the best players on the planet will square off in New Zealand to win the big one. Despite the eight hour time difference, we’ve rounded up three bars where you can catch the action

3rd Avenue

Instruments

For basic and semi professional instruments, Thomsun has a good selection; they’ll even order things in.

Thomsun Electronics, Hamdan Street, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6779230

Shopping In terms of CDs, it has to be Virgin – not the greatest selection, but it’s certainly a start.

Virgin Megastore, Abu Dhabi Mall, Abu Dhabi.

Tel: (02) 6447882. virginmegastore.me

The multiple screens at 3rd Avenue will be showing recorded repeats of all the matches at more reasonable hours, and it is also matching up food and drinks with the countries competing.

3rd Avenue, Sheraton Khalidiyah, Khalidiyah, Abu Dhabi, from sunset. Tel: (02) 6666220. sheratonkhalidiyaabudhabi.com

NRG

Expect the NRG sports café to be wearing its All Black colours proud during the month as their New Zealander executive chef, Daniel Brooker, prepares snacks and drinks from his homeland to show his support. All the recorded matches will be shown on giant indoor and outdoor screens.

NRG, Le Méridien, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi.

Tel: (02) 6446666

Heroes

GIRAFFE PETTING The Al Ain Zoo has opened its new giraffe feeding station, allowing visitors to get up close and take part in their feeding, which happens five times a day.

Al Ain Zoo, Khalifa Ibn Zayed Al Awwal Street. Dhs15 adults, Dhs5 children. Tel: (800) 2977. awpr.ae

TREASURE HUNTING Fancy working out clues as you race your way across the capital to find secret locations? Of course you do. Join in with the InterContinetal’s treasure hunt to win mini-breaks at the hotel.

Sept 15, InterContinental Hotel, Abu Dhabi, 1pm to 4pm. Tel: (02) 6666888. facebook.com/intercontiad

If you can’t be there live, then grouping your mates together and shepherding them to a bar is a pretty good alternative.

As the RWC kicks off you can catch the ‘early’ matches of Argentina, England, South Africa, and Australia live at Heroes.

Crowne Plaza, Hamdan Street, Abu Dhabi.

Tel: (02) 6166132

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SALAAM

IN THE NEWS STORMY WEATHER The UAE is currently looking for a way to increase rainfall, with the National Centre For Meteorology & Seismology using planes to facilitate cloud growth. Experts believe cloud seeding can increase the expected annual rainfall by

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Green celebrities Who says that celebrities just sit in their mansions bathing in a sea of gold coins? As film star LEONARDO DICAPRIO is confirmed as a member the judging board for this year’s Abu Dhabi Energy Prize, we scan our eyes over other green-conscious celebrities.

Message in a bottle How many bottles of water do you drink a day? Environmental research organisation Worldwatch Institute claims that the UAE goes through 275 litres of bottled water per person every year – the highest per capita in the world.

PIERCE BROSNAN

Worked with Greenpeace and the US Natural Resources Defense Council. He is also an ambassador for UNICEF Ireland

JACK JOHNSON

Creator of the All At Once campaign and the Johnson Ohana Charitable Foundation based in Hawaii

DAVE MATTHEWS

The director of the Farm Aid festival since 2001, and a vocal supporter of biofuels

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Co-founded the Rainforest Foundation Fund, which campaigns to protect rainforests worldwide 10 WHAT’S ON SEPTEMBER 2011

NEW SPEED LIMIT SAVES LIVES

Since the speed limit on the Abu Dhabi to Dubai highway was cut by 20km/h to 140km/h, back in April, accidents on the road linking the two emirates have dropped 30 per cent, compared to last year’s figures.

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WIN! AFTERNOON TEAS AND A CULINARY JOURNEY AT SOFITEL DUBAI Take a tasty tour of the Sofitel Dubai, with these waist-widening prizes. To celebrate the new menus at the hotel’s restaurants, we have a Culinary Journey for two people, allowing the hungry winner and a friend to dine in AOC, Rococo, Plantation and The Hub and more, all on September 28. We’re also treating one winner and three friends to the Friday afternoon tea at Plantation, where you’ll find a traditional spread with a French twist. For your chance to win these fantastic feeds, answer this question…

Which of the following is not usually found at an afternoon tea? a) Scones b) Miniature sandwiches c) Butter chicken

WIN! A LUXURY BREAK AT THE W DOHA, PLUS FLIGHTS WITH FLYDUBAI WIN! BIO SCULPTURE A luxury city break is closer than you think, more than 40 destinations across the Middle NAIL TREATMENTS AT with this weekend escape at the W Doha East, Asia, Africa and the fringes of Europe, – home to stylish restaurants by Michelinallowing more people to travel to more NIVEA HAUS starred chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten, places, more often. All fares are one way and the hottest nightspots in the city, and the region’s first Bliss Spa. One lucky winner and a friend will live it up with the New York Is Just 5 Minutes Away package, kicking back or party hard, enjoying a W suite for the night, breakfast for two, Friday brunch at Spice Market restaurant, poolside relaxation at Wet, including a couple of drinks, then a private cabana at Wahm lounge before moving onto nightclub Crystal for the full VIP treatment and your own table. You’ll even receive an after-party munchie box and 6pm check out the next day. Wowsers.

The trip also includes return flights with flydubai. Since its first flight in June 2009, flydubai – Dubai’s pioneering low-cost airline – has been dedicated to making travel a little less complex, a little less stressful and a little less expensive. The airline now flies to

inclusive of taxes, plus one piece of hand luggage weighing up to 7kg and a small handbag or laptop bag. Customers then pay for any extras they want, such as checked baggage, which starts at Dhs50 for 20kg, or a seat with extra legroom for Dhs100. The inflight entertainment also means passengers can now watch movies and TV programmes onboard, as well as play games or listen to music. For more information and a full list of destinations, visit flydubai.com.

If you’d like the chance to win this fantastic mini-break, simply tell us…

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For your chance to win beautified nails, you’ll have to get this question right: What colour are the tips of your nails when you have a French manicure? a) White b) Red c) Black SEPTEMBER 2011 WHAT’S ON 13

FIND THE SPORT FOR YOU RUNNING There’s nothing more primal than putting one foot in front of the other – quickly

ESSENTIAL KIT: RUNNING TRAINERS

SIGN UP FOR A RACE…

ABU DHABI STRIDERS Running since 1984, Abu Dhabi Striders hold three sessions a week, including intervals and a Dhs5 run where each runner predicts his or her time and the closest prediction wins, as well as organising a 10km race and a half marathon. If you’re planning on running in the capital, these guys should be your first port of call.

Interval training, Hilton Abu Dhabi car park, Abu Dhabi, Sun 6.30pm and Abu Dhabi Golf Club, Tue 5.30am, free. Predictor session, corner of 11th and 34th Street, Al Bateen, Abu Dhabi, Wed 6.10pm, Dhs5. E-mail: admin@ abudhabistriders.com

JOIN A CLUB…

ALOFT RUNS FOR CHILDREN 2011 No matter what your level of running ability, this charity run in aid of UNICEF has a race distance for you, offering the option of running endlessly from 8am to 6pm, tackling 6km, 10km or 20km, or taking part in a team relay.

The event will be held at the 2km indoor track at ADNEC. Children below 12 run for free.

Registration closes on September 7.

Sept 9, ADNEC, Khaleej Al Arabi Street, Abu Dhabi, 7am to 6.30pm, individual Dhs150 to Dhs200, team relay Dhs450 to Dhs1,000. premiermarathons.com ZAYED SPORTS CITY 10KM RACE Organised by Abu Dhabi Striders in support of The School For Special Needs, this is a sensibly priced 10km run. So, if you think you’re up to

it and want to challenge yourself under race conditions, sign up. Spectators can observe the race from the clubhouse while tucking into a nice breakfast.

Oct 21, Haddins, Zayed Sports City, Abu Dhabi, 7am, Dhs130 to Dhs320. premiermarathons.com ABU DHABI STRIDERS HALF MARATHON AND 10KM Those Abu Dhabi Striders put on their second race in as many months on the impressive Yas Island, and the weather in November will be perfect for running. With a cut-off time of three and a half hours, it’s a good option for intermediate runners looking to do their first half marathon. Unprepared newbies should wait until 2012.

Nov 18, Flash Forum, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, 6.30am to 10am, 10km Dhs120, half marathon Dhs130. premiermarathons.com ADNIC YAS RUN 2011 The ADNIC Yas Run starts late in the afternoon, so if you’re a runner who takes a bit of time to get the motor running, it’s just the ticket. Anyone harbouring a desire to set foot on the hallowed track at the Yas Marina Circuit should also sign up. You can take your pick from a 1km, 3km and 10km run.

Nov 26, Yas Marina Circuit, Abu Dhabi, 4pm, 1km and 3km Dhs50, 10km Dhs200. adnicyasrun.ae

Have you been planning to pick up your trusty tennis racquet, polish off your footie boots or bring that faithful cricket bat out of retirement? Well, as the summer heat slides away and the new sports season is upon us, now is the time to sign up

RAK HALF MARATHON 2012 We’ve run this twice, and even though the course is pretty dull, it’s a superb event with competitors flying in from around the globe to take part and a real carnival atmosphere.

Feb 17, 2012, Near Manar Mall, Ras Al Khaimah, Dhs150. premiermarathons.com DUBAI MARATHON The Dubai Marathon has what is perhaps the most tedious course imaginable, but it’s an exciting event and the only option for anyone wanting to try the full 26.2 miles (42.195km).

Jan 27, 2012, Dubai, Dhs370. dubaimarathon.org

CRICKET Abu Dhabi is not awash with ESSENTIAL options when it KIT: WHITES comes to cricket, but the (SHIRT AND glorious thump of leather TROUSERS), PADS, BOX, BAT, GLOVES, on willow can be sought HELMET out in Al Ain

JOIN A CLUB…

AL AIN CRICKET ASSOCIATION Set up in 1989, Al Ain Cricket Association claims to be one of the first bodies to organise cricket matches in the UAE. Current senior vice president, and captain of the WED Cricket Club, Doctor Ahmad Tariq Ansari, is the man to contact if you’re interested in joining a team or entering a team in one of the association’s leagues or tournaments.

Al Ain Cricket Association, Al Ain, Abu Dhabi.

Tel: (050) 6231590. alaincricketassociation.org SEPTEMBER 2011 WHAT’S ON 15

CYCLING If you miss having your feet on the pedals and the wind caressing your face, our fine emirate has it all

JOIN A CLUB…

ESSENTIAL ABU DHABI TRI CLUB KIT: As is to be expected, Abu BIKE, Dhabi Tri Club is not all HELMET about cycling, but it does put on weekly rides as well as a newbie ride on the first Friday of every month.

The club welcomes beginners, and rides are designed to accommodate slower cyclists.

Spinneys Kalidiyah, Abu Dhabi, Fri 5.30am and Al Raha International School, Khalifa City A, Abu Dhabi, Fri 5.30am and Sat 7.30am, free. Tel: (050) 6109506. abudhabitriclub.org

FREE CYCLE SESSIONS…

ZAYED SPORTS CITY Not confident riding on the roads?

Unprepared for a race? Pop along to Zayed Sports City with your trusty cycle and enjoy gliding around the track for absolutely nothing. Don’t forget your helmet.

Airport Road, Abu Dhabi, daily 7am to midnight, free. Tel: (02) 4034222. zsc.ae TRAIN YAS Visit the Yas Marina Circuit site, register for your Train Yas ID card and you will be able to attend the Train Yas evenings every Tuesday on Yas Island. Runners, walkers and, most importantly, cyclists are welcome.

Yas Racing School, Yas Marina Circuit, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, Tue 6pm to 8pm, free.

Tel: (02) 6599999. yasmarinacircuit.com

HIRE A BIKE…

ADVENTURE HQ There isn’t anywhere in the capital to hire a road bike, but Dubai’s new adventure sports paradise, Adventure HQ, rents out mountain bikes and triathlon bikes, as well as car racks if you’re exploring further afield.

Times Square Centre, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, Sat to Wed 10am to 10pm, Thurs to Fri 10am to midnight, Dhs100 to Dhs200 per day. Tel: (800) 23836873. adventurehq.ae

SIGN UP FOR A RACE…

SPINNEYS DUBAI 92 CYCLE CHALLENGE If you’re not a complete novice, you have just about enough time to prepare for the Spinneys Dubai 92 Cycle Challenge, run by cycling organisation Cycle Safe Dubai – a 92km jaunt, taking in all the major sights. It should be a wheelie good day (sorry).

December 16, outside Dubai Autodrome, Motor City, Dubai, Dhs250. cyclechallenge.ae 16 WHAT’S ON SEPTEMBER 2011

FOOTBALL The beautiful game is, unsurprisingly, the most widespread sport in the Emirates, so finding somewhere to play is a painless process

JOIN A LEAGUE…

ABU DHABI FOOTBALL LEAGUE The city’s foremost amateur soccer league’s second season gets underway in early October, expanding from a 17-team league to 24 teams playing outdoor seven-a-side matches across two divisions. Registration is open now. There is also a women’s indoor seven-a-side league, which swells to 16 teams for 2011-12.

The Dome @ Rawdhat, Airport Road, Abu Dhabi, Dhs100 per person, plus team fees. Tel: (02) 4498480. adfl.ae DUBAI WOMEN’S LEAGUE There is a capital city presence in the Dubai Women’s league, and its winter season starts in mid-September. To join, attend a training session at Jebel Ali Centre Of Excellence on either September 19 or 26 and you’ll be allocated to a team according to ability.

Jebel Ali Centre Of Excellence, Jebel Ali Shooting Club, Jebel Ali, Dubai, membership Dhs100 per person, plus team fees. Tel: (050) 6598767. dubaiwfa.com

ESSENTIAL KIT: SHIRT, SHORTS, SOCKS, SHIN PADS, BOOTS (OR SUITABLE SPORTS SHOES/ INDOOR BOOTS), GLOVES FOR GOALKEEPERS

DUPLAYS Duplays’ outdoor seven-a-side Fever Pitch league starts on September 20 at Zayed Sports City. It’s recommended for those looking to get involved as an individual: in addition to entering an entire team, you can opt to be placed in one by Duplays.

Sept 20, Zayed Sports City, Airport Road, Abu Dhabi, Tue and Wed, 8.20pm to 10pm, Dhs500 per individual or Dhs3,750 per team. Tel: (04) 4472394. abudhabi.duplays.com

HIRE A PITCH…

ARMED FORCES OFFICERS CLUB The Armed Forces Officers Club’s extensive facilities include indoor and outdoor pitches.

Armed Forces Officers Club & Hotel, Al Khaleej Al Arabi Street, Abu Dhabi, daily 7am to 11pm, pitches Dhs500 to Dhs900 for two hours.

Tel: (02) 4415900. afoc.mil.ae ZAYED SPORTS CITY For the full 11-a-side experience, there are some top quality full-sized facilities for hire at Zayed Sports City, which boasts nine all-yearround grass training pitches.

Zayed Sports City, Airport Road, Abu Dhabi, daily 7am to midnight, pitches Dhs400 to Dhs600 per hour. Tel: (02) 4034222. zsc.ae THE DOME @ RAWDHAT The Dome @ Rawdhat boasts a Fifa Grade 2 starred synthetic grass pitch.

The Dome @ Rawdhat, Airport Road, Abu Dhabi, daily 9am to midnight, Dhs350 to Dhs750 per hour. Tel: (02) 4498480. thedome.ae

BACK TO SCHOOL Among a multitude of youth football training camps in the Emirates, for sheer kudos the kids are bound to gravitate towards a soccer school endorsed by a true giant of the global game. Manchester United Soccer Schools’ new term begins in October, with the chance to play at Old Trafford up for grabs. Players and prominent club figures are expected to visit throughout the season, which runs in three modules until June 2012.

The Dome @ Rawdhat, Airport Road, Abu Dhabi, Dhs1,650 to Dhs3,698.

Tel: (02) 4498480. manutdsoccerschools.ae

RUGBY UNION

SOFTBALL

Nowhere in the Emirates possesses better quality rugby union options than the capital

Chances are that no matter where you grew up, at some point during your school days you would have had to play a game of softball JOIN A CLUB… or rounders – and let’s be honest, ESSENTIAL ABU DHABI it was more fun that you KIT: HARLEQUINS SHIRT, SHORTS, were willing to admit ESSENTIAL SOCKS, RUGBY The largest club in at the time. Softball KIT: BOOTS, the Middle East, with A GOOD PAIR OF GUM SHIELD is often unfairly over 700 members and TRAINERS AND regarded as baseball’s A SOFTBALL counting, the Quins are GLOVE lesser cousin, but it affiliated with English club doesn’t deserve the London Harlequins. Though their first XV competes at the highest level in the Emirates, bad rap. What it lacks in the UAE Premiership, they have three bravado and posturing, softball makes up in men’s teams in total, plus a social side and team spirit and accessibility teams for veterans, ladies and juniors. The men and women’s seasons both start in late September, so training is already underway every Monday and Wednesday night at Zayed Sports City, where new players are welcome.

Zayed Sports City, Airport Road, Abu Dhabi, 2011-12 membership fees TBC. Tel: (050) 6145199. abudhabiquins.com

ABU DHABI SARACENS The Quins have city-based competition this season in the shape of this new club. Actively seeking new men’s players, with future plans for veterans, ladies and juniors, there are no fees to start with, although if you enjoy the set-up and begin playing competitively, you will need to splash some dirhams for registration. The Saracens are currently running open/free fitness training sessions at their Al Ghazal pitch on Monday and Wednesday evenings.

Abu Dhabi Saracens, Al Ghazal, Abu Dhabi, 201112 membership fees TBC. Tel: (055) 8007133 or (050) 9014697. abudhabisaracens.com

ABU DHABI INTERNATIONAL TENNIS COMPLEX While there might not be an organised softball league in the capital, that shouldn’t dampen the ambitions of those wanting to get involved in the sport.

The impressive Abu Dhabi International Tennis Complex has a softball pitch ready and waiting for you to ‘play ball’.

So, if this sounds like your idea of the perfect pastime, round up your friends, colleagues and cousins-once-removed, pick straws and form two teams of nine.

Abu Dhabi International Tennis Complex, Zayed Sports City, Abu Dhabi, daily 6am to 1am, Dhs600 per hour. Tel: (02) 4034200. zsc.ae

AMERICAN FOOTBALL Not a pastime for the fainthearted, the USA’s most punishing team sport has touched down in the UAE

ESSENTIAL KIT: HELMET, SHOULDER PADS AND PROTECTIVE PADDING, JERSEYS, PANTS, SOCKS, GLOVES, BOOTS, GUM SHIELD

JOIN A CLUB…

KIT UAE FALCONS PROVIDED The only full-contact Gridiron club in the Emirates, the UAE Falcons team is testament to the multicultural spread the sport encourages. Founded last year, its 45-player squad is made up of more than 20 nationalities, uniting expats with Emiratis. Currently seeking new players, trials for the new season are planned this month at Al Ittihad School, next to Safa Park in Dubai, while matches take place at The Sevens stadium. And after 500 hopefuls turned up at last year’s trials, the sport’s popularity in the UAE is certainly in no doubt. The club isn’t solely Dubai-centric, however, with a clutch of Abu Dhabi players on its books. Training is three nights a week, although Abu Dhabi recruits are only expected to train twice a week. There is currently no league as such, but matches against teams from Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Bahrain are being lined up for the coming season. With a lack of suppliers of full American footy garb in the Emirates, the Falcons helpfully provide all kit as part of players’ registration fees.

The Sevens, Al Ain Road, Dubai, registration fee Dhs2,500 for new players.

Tel: (050) 1206154 or (050) 4367649. uaefalconsfootball.com

TOUCH & GO Don’t fancy bone crunching impacts and cauliflower ears? Then touch rugby is a great way to enjoy the sport. It’s essentially the same game, only six-a-side and with the bruising art of tackling replaced by a tap to signify when a player has to release the ball. Because the physicality is removed, the sport is open to men and women of all ages. Abu Dhabi Harlequins is holding a tournament this month, featuring around 20 teams.

Abu Dhabi Harlequins, Zayed Sports City, Airport Road, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (050) 6145199. abudhabiquins.com

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TENNIS

NETBALL

OTHERSPORTSTOTRY

The UAE is the ideal place for tennis. It hardly ever rains, and there are dozens of courts scattered around the capital

Anyone who plays netball will laugh off the idea that it’s friendly and girly. Viciously quick hands and a cunning mind are the secret to this sport (although it does pay to be seven foot tall, too)

BADMINTON

JOIN A LEAGUE…

ESSENTIAL KIT: Tired of acing the TENNIS same colleague every RACQUET week? Then think about getting membership at the Abu Dhabi International Tennis Complex. Signing up not only gives you priority booking on its nine courts, but it also enters you into a social tennis ladder, pitting you against other tennis upstarts. It’s like your own ATP Tour in your back garden.

Abu Dhabi International Tennis Complex, Zayed Sports City, Abu Dhabi, 6am to 11pm, membership Dhs1,080 for three months, Dhs2,040 for six months.

Tel: (02) 4034200. zsc.ae

ENJOY A KNOCK ABOUT… Some people take tennis a bit too seriously. If all you really want to do is knock a few balls about with a mate, then members and non-members alike can book one of the seven courts at the Abu Dhabi Country Club. And the day pass fee also covers the use of the pool.

Abu Dhabi Country Club, Al Sade Street, Al Mushrif, Abu Dhabi, day pass Dhs100, tennis court Dhs60 per person. Tel: (02) 6577777. adhfc.com

TRY A QUIRKY ALTERNATIVE…

If tennis is too mainstream for your liking, then perhaps Abu Dhabi’s newest cutting-edge sport, Padel tennis, might tickle your fancy. While technically very similar to tennis, Padel is played in two teams of two, with a short wooden paddle, on a court surrounded by Plexiglas. It’s the perfect squash-tennis hybrid.

Abu Dhabi International Tennis Complex, Zayed Sports City, Abu Dhabi, daily 6am to 11pm, Dhs200 per hour or Dhs1,600 for ten vouchers.

Tel: (02) 4492160. zsc.ae

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JOIN A LEAGUE…

The Abu Dhabi ESSENTIAL Netball League KIT: starts up again A GOOD on September PAIR OF 20, with Tuesday TRAINERS night games at the InterContinental Hotel running until early April.

Divided into three different leagues (A, B and C), the weekly event is not only a great way to let off some steam, but also an opportunity to socialise with other likeminded combatants.

Sept 13, InterContinental Hotel, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, registration fee Dhs375 per person. adnetball.com

ENJOY A FRIENDLY THROW ABOUT…

If you’re worried that it all sounds a bit too competitive, the same friendly people at the Abu Dhabi Netball League are hosting a friendly ‘Come and Play’ night on September 13, which is an ideal place to get involved before the serious stuff starts.

Sept 13, InterContinental Hotel, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi. adnetball.com

If you fancy giving a bunch of feathers a good thwacking once a week, sign up to the Badminton ‘Bye Bye Birdie III’ badminton league, or just head along for a one-off session.

Oct 11 to Dec 13, Libra Sports Academy, Raha School, Al Raha, Khalifa City, Abu Dhabi, Tue 8pm to 10pm, one session Dhs50, ten sessions Dhs550. Tel: (04) 4472394. duplays.com

GOLF

ABU DHABI GOLF CLUB Whether you’re a complete novice or a fully-fledged golf nut, you can always improve your golf swing.

The spectacular Abu Dhabi Golf Club is the only place to do so in the capital. But what a course, eh?

Abu Dhabi Golf Club, Sas Al Nakhl, Abu Dhabi, individual Dhs280 to Dhs310, on course nine-hole Dhs600, on course 18-holes Dhs900, one month Dhs1,325, two months Dhs2,500, three months Dhs3,750, green fees Dhs425 on peak, Dhs300 off peak. Tel: (02) 5588990. adgolfclub.com

SQUASH

A great social sport, squash’s main aim – smashing a rubber ball against a wall – demands surprising levels of fitness. Here are three courts to try…

ABU DHABI GOLF CLUB Two courts and stadium seating for spectators.

Abu Dhabi Golf Club, Sas Al Nakhl, Abu Dhabi, 6am to 11pm, Dhs100 per hour. Tel: (02) 5588990. adgolfclub.com BEACH ROTANA Two courts. Members’ guests can play by purchasing a one-day Beach Club pass.

Beach Rotana, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, 6am to 11pm, free with one-day Beach Club entrance (Dhs85 to Dhs210), members free. Tel: (02) 6979000. rotana.com INTERCONTINENTAL One court, which also welcomes non-members.

InterContinental, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, 7am to 10pm, non-members Dhs75 per hour, non-members playing with members Dhs50 per hour, members free.

Tel: (02) 6666888. ichotelsgroup.com

BASKETBALL

After the seeing the glitz and glamour of US college team Duke Blue Devils playing against the UAE national team last month, it is no surprise that basketball has taken off over here. If you fancy yourself as a bit of a LeBron James or a Kobe Bryant, Duplays runs a men’s league with games every Saturday, starting on September 21. If you’re not quite at that level, but fancy a bit of two-on-two with your friends, book a court at the Abu Dhabi Country Club.

Sept 21 to Nov 9, Libra Sports Academy, Raha School, Khalifa City, Abu Dhabi, Sat 7pm to 10pm, team Dhs2,880, individual Dhs450. Abu Dhabi Country Club, Al Saada Street, Al Mushrif, Abu Dhabi, daily 7am to 1am, Dhs500 per hour. Tel: (02) 6577777. adhfc.com

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ABU DHABI’S ALTERNATIVE NIGHTS OUT Growing tired of Abu Dhabi’s regular going out options?

Not every evening has to end with propping up the bar, you know. Take a look at our pick of the best alternative nights out in the capital…

TWEET UP

BEST FOR: MAKING NEW FRIENDS

WHY? Social networking has been criticised for reducing actual face-to-face interactions. Twitter meet ups – or tweet ups – are the antithesis of such worries, though, and Abu Dhabi has regular gatherings of several dozen microbloggers every few months. The next event is planned for this month, so keep an eye out for the Twitter hashtag #AUHtweetup and more details on twtvite.com. Don’t forget to follow us on @WhatsOnAbuDhabi while you’re at it. twitter.com

MASSAGE CLASSES

BEST FOR: COUPLES

WHY? You might not necessarily want to rock up with a group of pals for this evening’s entertainment. But for couples, Zen Spa’s massage classes are a lovely way to learn a new skill with that special person in your life. The therapist teaches a range of basic full body massage techniques. For an extended experience, sign up for a two-hour session.

Zen Spa, Beach Rotana, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, until 10pm, one hour Dhs400, 90 minutes Dhs600, two hours Dhs800. Tel: (02) 6979000. rotana.com

WINE TASTING

WHY? While amateur wine buffs are ten a penny, they can’t rival the knowledge of Marco Pierre White Steakhouse & Grill head sommelier, Daniel Blais. Share his expertise this month with a double helping of nights entitled Sauvignon Siblings, which involves taste testing Sauvignon Blanc and Cabernet Sauvignon. The evenings include a cocktail reception and wine-paired six-course dinner.

Personalised and bespoke tasting sessions are also available on request.

Sept 11 and 25, Marco Pierre White Steakhouse & Grill, Fairmont Bab Al Bahr, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 7pm, Dhs690.

Tel: (02) 6543333. fairmont.com

THEATRE

WHY? Craving high culture? A night of thespian delights should sort you out. Abu Dhabi company Resuscitation Theatre has adapted The Cocktail Party from TS Eliot’s original tale, following four characters who discover dark secrets about each other in the wake of the eponymous party. Running for two consecutive weekends, the play features a cast of ten different nationalities, with just 50 seats per performance, so don’t hang about booking your tickets.

Sept 29, 30 and Oct 1, 6, 7, 8, Cubes, One To One Hotel – The Village, Al Salam Street, Abu Dhabi, 7.30pm, Dhs50. Tel: (02) 4952000. resuscitationtheatre.com SEPTEMBER 2011 WHAT’S ON 21

SUNSET CRUISE

BEST FOR: ROMANCE

QUIZ

WHY? There are few more breathtaking sights in the Emirates than watching the sun setting over Abu Dhabi’s glistening waters. You can also take in an unobstructed view of the city’s landmarks from a different perspective with the Sheraton’s sunset cruises along The Corniche. If you’re lucky, you may even spot dolphins frolicking during the half hour trip. Groups can hire private cruises by the boat and book on a weekday during September for 20 per cent off.

Sheraton, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi, half an hour before sunset, Dhs50 per person, private cruise Dhs200 per boat. Tel: (02) 6773333. sheraton.com

WHY? Every clever clogs worth their salt wants to prove they’re a little bit smarter than the next person, and general knowledge fiends can do precisely that at Abu Dhabi Golf Club’s fortnightly quiz. Entry is free, which is even finer value for (no) money considering there are various prizes to be won each time. Teams are limited to six people, so select your fellow brain-boxes wisely.

Sept 13 and 27, Qanas, Abu Dhabi Golf Club, Sas Al Nakhl, Abu Dhabi, 7.30pm, free.

Tel: (02) 5588990. adgolfclub.com

GO KARTING

COMEDY

WHY? Laughter may not represent the best medicine here, given you’ll need to descend into the smoky subterranean confines of the lively Heroes bar for this dose of comedy. You won’t, however, find any more amusing nights in the capital this month than Laughter Factory. The giggles are provided by Junior Simpson, erstwhile UK TV presenter Paul Tonkinson, and Michael Smiley, also a former house DJ and actor in a host of British television comedies.

Sept 13, Crowne Plaza, Hamdan Street, Abu Dhabi, 9pm, Dhs130. Tel: (02) 6210000. thelaughterfactory.com

SALSA

WHY? Arabic, European and Asian students dance the night away Cuban style under the tutelage of Abu Dhabi International Salsa Festival founder, Brando. Classes are twice a week, booked per month, and groups are welcome. Or if you just have to make your evening bar-based, try out Cinnabar’s salsa nights every Saturday, restarting postRamadan, with all abilities welcome.

Dance Studio, International Music Institute, Khalidiyah Street, Abu Dhabi, Mon and Wed, beginners 7.30pm, advance beginners 8.30pm, Dhs250 per person, Dhs400 per couple.

Tel: (050) 2684520. salsawithbrando.com Cinnabar, Hilton Abu Dhabi, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi, 8pm to 10pm, Dhs30 per person.

Tel: (02) 6811900. hilton.com

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BEST FOR: BRAINBOXES

CURRY CLUB

BEST

FOR: WHY? British expats might FOOD associate the words ‘curry LOVERS club’ with a certain national chain of bars back home. In Abu Dhabi, though, it’s an opportunity to experience the very best of the city’s Indian cuisine in the company of other spice lovers. Abu Dhabi Curry Club was set up by UK expat Luke Sloman, who wanted to devour his favourite food and meet some new friends en route. The group is planning fortnightly excursions from September onwards, after three successful meet ups to date.

Tel: (056) 1020498. meetup.com/adcurryclub

CAKE BAKING & DECORATING

WHY? Domestic goddesses in waiting (and gods, we guess) can turn into confident bakers in an evening with this crash course in cake making from Abu Dhabi expert, The Sugarlady.

A tasty activity for a group of friends, skills taught include creating sugarpaste decorations and buttercream piping. All ingredients and equipment are provided and, best of all, you take away the finished cake afterwards, show off your newfound skills and fill your face.

Al Hana Tower, Corniche Road West, Abu Dhabi, 6pm, Dhs500 per person (weekday and weekend classes also available).

Tel: (050) 8001086

BEST

FOR: WHY? A perfect pursuit SPORTY for competitive groups TYPES of pals, Al Forsan’s 1.2km outdoor go-karting track is an impressively slick facility. It’s pleasantly affordable for a 15-minute session, too, starting from Dhs120. Should your driving skills prove a magnet to crash barriers, you can be reassured by Al Forsan’s claim that the circuit boasts the most advanced safety features in the world.

Al Forsan International Sports Resort, Khalifa City A, Abu Dhabi, daily 2pm to 10pm, Dhs120 to Dhs700. Tel: (02) 5568555. alforsan.com

JEWELLERY MAKING

BEST FOR: FASHIONISTAS

WHY? Accessorising in an individual manner can be tricky with shopbought jewellery. Making your own pieces immediately releases your imagination, which is what Sally Asha offers with her beaded jewellery classes, starting in September. They include bracelet making and demonstrations of how to make earrings, with tools and materials all provided. Groups of up to seven ladies are welcome per two-hour class.

Abu Dhabi, times by appointment, Dhs150 to Dhs200 per person. Tel: (055) 8717207

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Fish ‘n’chips Few traditional treats are so fondly regarded, or hotly debated, as fish ‘n’ chips. But how do the capital’s offerings measure up?

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Feeling peckish? Good, because this wonderfully crispy non-alcoholic beer battered Pacific hoki, skin and all, is a real whopper. Quality and quantity.

Fish: 5/5 Chips: 3/5 Extras: 3/5 Price: Dhs60 Abu Dhabi Golf Club, Sas Al Nakhl, Abu Dhabi, 5.30am to midnight. Tel: (02) 5588990. adgolfclub.com

Fanr

North African river life probably thought it was safe from being served with chips, but this lightly battered Nile perch is given the full treatment. Highlight: thicker-than-ParisHilton home-made chips.

Fish: 4/5 Chips: 5/5 Extras: 3/5 Price: Dhs60 Manarat Al Saadiyat, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, Sun to Wed 10am to 10pm, Thurs to Sat 10am to midnight. Tel: (02) 6575888. saadiyat.ae

Hawksbill

A huge helping of crispy Nile perch and plump chips was already close to the top of our taste test, even before sampling the almost perfect pot of mushy peas. Turtle power.

Fish: 4/5 Chips: 4/5 Extras: 5/5 Price: Dhs60 Saadiyat Beach Golf Club, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 6am to 10pm. Tel: (02) 5578000. sbgolfclub.ae

Jones The Grocer

Trust JTG to put an excellent gourmet stamp on a traditional dish: bois boidran sauce lends flair to two sizeable lozenges of cod served with addictively fine fries.

Fish: 4/5 Chips: 4/5 Extras: 4/5 Price: Dhs49 Various locations, Abu Dhabi. Sun to Thurs 8am to 11pm, Sat 9am to 11pm. Tel: (02) 4438762. jonesthegrocer.com

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3rd Avenue Hemingway’s

Fish ‘n’ chips Mexicano: tomatillo salsa sets these cod fillets and fries aside from the pack.

Expensive, sure, but there’s nearly enough food for two.

Fish: 3/5 Chips: 4/5 Extras: 5/5 Price: Dhs77 Hilton, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi, noon to midnight. Tel: (02) 6811900. hilton.com

Heroes

This buttered hammour fillet is probably the least stodgy in the city, but the peas could have been mushier.

Fish: 4/5 Chips: 3/5 Extras: 3/5 Price: Dhs45 Crowne Plaza Abu Dhabi, Hamdan Street, Abu Dhabi, noon to 3am. Tel: (02) 6210000. ichotelsgroup.com

Left Bank

Don’t fancy a battered slab the size of a forearm? These mini fish ‘n’ chips are a manageable basket of goujon-ish morsels, with just the right amount of coarse tartare sauce.

Fish: 4/5 Chips: 4/5 Extras: 4/5 Price: Dhs40 The Souk at Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, Sat to Wed 7pm to 1am, Thurs and Fri 7pm to 2am. Tel: (02) 5581680. soukqaryatalberi.com

As well as offering takeaway for pick-up customers, this cod and chips comes replete with an edible Parmesan bowl. Nice touch.

Fish: 4/5 Chips: 3/5 Extras: 4/5 Price: Dhs75 Sheraton Khalidiya, Zayed The First Street, Khalidiyah, Abu Dhabi, noon to 1am. Tel: (02) 6666220. sheratonkhalidiyaabudhabi.com

Captain’s Arms

A cone of cod and chips, which transports us back to rainy British Saturday nights queuing at the local chippy.

Fish: 4/5 Chips: 5/5 Extras: 4/5 Price: Dhs67 Le Méridien, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, noon to 1.30am. Tel: (02) 6446666. starwoodhotels.com

London Fish & Chips

Bog standard cod and chips – albeit with free soft drink – suggest more capital city takeaway chippy competition is required.

The tartare-cum-mayo sauce is, frankly, disconcerting.

Fish: 3/5 Chips: 3/5 Extras: 3/5 Price: Dhs36 Second Floor, Al Wahda Mall, Hazaa Bin Zayed The First Street, Abu Dhabi, Sun to Wed 10am to 11pm, Thurs to Sat 10am to 1am.

Tel: (02) 4437701. londonfish-chips.com Jones The Grocer

Cooper’s

Chunky fillets of local cod substitute hammour score highly on the taste front.

Slightly pricy, mind.

Fish: 5/5 Chips: 4/5 Extras: 3/5 Price: Dhs75 Park Rotana, Al Matar, Abu Dhabi, noon to 2.30am. Tel: (02) 6573333. rotana.com

PJ O’Reilly’s

Three generous skewers of hammour and an almost bottomless chip reserve. The real ace, though, is a side of laudably squelchy mushy peas.

Fish: 4/5 Chips: 3/5 Extras: 4/5 Price: Dhs60 Le Royal Méridien, Sheikh Khalifa Street, Abu Dhabi, noon to 2.30am. Tel: (02) 6742020. leroyalmeridien.com

Stars ‘N’ Bars

Strangely (and suspiciously), the menu didn’t specify the species of fish (it was white). It was a generous helping but, unfortunately, both the fish and the chunky chips were disappointing.

Fish: 3/5 Chips: 3/5 Extras: 4/5 Price: Dhs50 Yas Marina, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, Sun to Wed 11.30am to midnight, Thurs to Sat 11.30am to 1am. Tel: (02) 5650101. starsnbars.ae

Stills

Capital fish ‘n’ chips don’t come much classier: beer battered cod on a bed of mushy peas, with a crunchy criss-cross of home-made chips, ripe for silver onion tartare dipping sauce.

Fish: 5/5 Chips: 4/5 Extras: 4/5 Price: Dhs70 Crowne Plaza Yas Island, Golf Plaza, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, noon to 12.30am. Tel: (02) 6560701. crowneplaza.com

London Fish ‘n’ Chips

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Beady Proving there is life after Oasis, Liam Gallagher hits the capital this month with new band, Beady Eye When was the last time you got into a fight?

Probably Munich [Liam was arrested at a Munich nightclub in 2002]. I’m not a big fighter, man. I was sued for about £150,000 and I had to do a community service thing where you go and clean up and all that. I think they let me off if I signed a couple of records for the copper who I assaulted.

I laugh at it now, but at the time it was heavy for everyone involved. As much as people go, “Oh, it was their fault,” I’m telling you, mate, we were just having a time and something had gone on. It was just mucky, man. But no one died.

dude. He’s up there with Lennon. The film script is done. It’s going to blow people’s minds, man. I’m just waiting to find out when we choose the actors. I want Johnny Depp to play Derek Taylor. It’s got Johnny Depp written all over it, man.

When was the last time you walked out of a film at the cinema?

I haven’t done that. I’ve fallen asleep in many of them, though. Last time was one of me kids’ ones that we went to. There was one called Wall-E or something. About four hours long. It’s like they gas you. I’m just When was the last time you used the like that [pulls comatose pose], dribbling. words, “Do you know who I am?”

I normally put the kids right in at the wall, Never, mate. I leave that up to our kid. get me head down, put my feet up and then Never, ever. You go to hell for doing stuff like that’s it. that, man. Not into any of that. Don’t need to, to be quite honest.

When was the last time someone was When was the last time rude to you? you were thrown out of I get it when I walk When was the last time you used public a hotel? across a zebra transport?

Not for a long time crossing. That’s We have a pair of tickets to Beady Eye’s A long time ago. Me, Liam Howlett, Nat and now. One time, we your right of show at Flash Forum to give away.

Nic [Appleton] were going to the pub, and were in Manchester way, eh? There For your chance to win, simply email we just thought, “Oh **** it, we’ll jump on a with [Lemonheads was this taxi WinWithWhatsOn@motivate.ae with bus.” I had a good time, actually. I could’ve frontman] Evan driver once, ‘Beady Eye’ in the subject line and the stayed on it forever. It’s great. I don’t know Dando, and I just turned answer to the following question: what everyone’s moaning about. remember getting round and Which of these is an album by Oasis? thrown out then. Can’t said, “You’re a) Almost Certainly When was the last time you told a lie? remember what over, welcome.” b) Probably Isn’t Just then! [Laughs] Nah, it might have been at but we got launched out. c) Definitely Maybe the US Embassy this morning. But I won’t tell I got asked to leave Soho When was the last you about what, because it’ll get me in ****.

House one night. This geezer time you thought come over and said, [whispers] about death?

When was the last time you swore at the “Excuse me, I think you’re going to I don’t think about death. Nah, telly? have to leave.” I said, [whispers] “Alright.” So man. I mean, it’s going happen, isn’t it, eh?

This morning, watching [Jerry SpringerI left. Which was good. Because it was full of But, you know, think about it then. Just esque UK chat show] Jeremy Kyle. Just going, ***** in there. before it happens.

“You ******.” I mean, I like him and that, but I bet he’s a right ****.

When was the last time you asked What is the last thing you’d do if the someone for their autograph? world was ending?

What was the last book you read?

Never done it. It’s a waste of time. I mean, I You’d have to just go and grab your kids and I don’t read books. The last one was The understand people doing it and that. But you your missus and have a super-cuddle.

Beatles one [Richard DiLello’s The Longest end up losing it. A piece of paper. I don’t want Cocktail Party about Apple Records, which is someone’s signature on a cigarette box. I don’t Sept 16, Flash Forum, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, being made into a film produced by Liam]. mind giving them. Takes two seconds, man. If 8pm, Dhs295 to Dhs495. Tel: (800) 35274.

Derek Taylor [late Beatles publicist] was a it makes their day and all that. beadyeyemusic.com

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FILM

Captain America: The First Avenger

Cowboys & Aliens

Captain Cowboys & America: The First Aliens Avenger

Friends With Benefits

WHO?

Chris Evans, Tommy Lee Jones, Hugo Weaving, Hayley Atwell, Joe Johnston (director)

Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell, Jon Favreau (director)

Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Woody Harrelson, Jenna Elfman, Will Gluck (director)

TAGLINE

‘Avenge.’

‘First contact. Last stand.’

‘Friendship is a four-letter word.’

ONCE UPON A TIME...

A wannabe Second World War solider (Evans), barred from enlisting on health grounds, tested an experimental ‘supersolider’ serum. It worked, and the Nazi enemy suddenly had a problem on its hands.

An outlaw awoke in a New Mexico desert, 1873, with no memory of getting there. His abductors then tracked him to a nearby town – at which point the situation became all too apparent…

An LA guy was head-hunted for a NYC job, and sparks soon flew with his recruiter. Predictably, their ‘simple’ commitment-free deal soon took a turn for the complex.

IDEAL IF YOU’RE IN THE MOOD TO...

Ignore the fact that it’s a rather flimsy predecessor to next year’s The Avengers, and enjoy a classic Marvel hero in a well-observed period setting.

Not merely suspend your disbelief, but lasso it, hogtie it, throw it over the haunches of a bucking colt and send it galloping off towards the sunset.

Be pleasantly surprised that Timberlake and Kunis – both of whom are clearly capable, but come with patchy CVs – appear to have found their niche.

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Any of the other pre-Avengers blockbusters we’ve seen recently – namely the Iron Man and Incredible Hulk CGI-fests with which this has much in common.

Extra-terrestrial invasion flicks that avoid giving the antagonists any detectable hint of empathy or personality – think Independence Day, rather than District 9.

Quick-fire urban romcoms with a salty edge, in the familiar mould of The Proposal, Knocked Up, and the near-identical No Strings Attached.

TOP TRIVIA

Rather than use a skinny body double for Evans in the pre-serum shots, the film-makers decided to digitally erase the actor’s bulkier bits, then fill in the background around him.

Director Favreau held his ground in the face of considerable pressure to shoot in pointless 3D, insisting that Westerns only worked if done on proper film.

Respect.

Despite looking luminous in Get Over It and Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Kunis is arguably best known for voicing Meg Griffin in the hit animated series Family Guy.

WHAT’S ON TEN WORD OR LESS REVIEW

Never really breaks a sweat, but the shield remains iconic.

Defiantly daft, but dodges a bullet by being played straight.

Smartly self-aware, but proves that risqué doesn’t equal refreshing.

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FILM | NEW RELEASES

The Smurfs

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

Conan The Barbarian

The Smurfs

Rise Of The Planet Final Of The Apes Destination 5

Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, Stephen Lang, Rose McGowan, Ron Perlman, Marcus Nispel (director)

Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Sofía Vergara, Hank Azaria, Katy Perry, Alan Cumming, Raja Gosnell (director)

James Franco, Freida Pinto, John Lithgow, Brian Cox, Andy Serkis, Rupert Wyatt (director)

Nicholas D’Agosto, Emma Bell, Miles Fisher, Arlen Escarpeta, Steven Quale (director)

‘Enter an age undreamed of.’

‘Where the smurf are we?’

‘Evolution becomes revolution.’

‘Death has never been closer.’

A big sweaty guy with a shortage of modest clothing saw his tribe destroyed by an evil warlord.

Embracing the feral warrior lifestyle, he resolves to track and confront his mystical nemesis.

An incident at the Smurf ’s Blue Moon Festival led to the bite-size blue Belgians falling through a portal into modern New York, pursued by villain Gargamel and his cat, Azrael.

Drug trials on chimpanzees gave them huge intelligence boosts, but produced a virus fatal to humans.

The apes made for the forest as their captors’ society began to collapse.

After a spooky premonition, a man coaxed several co-workers off a bus, which was promptly destroyed by a bridge collapse. It didn’t turn out to be that lucky an escape.

See the 1980s trash classic starring Arnold Schwarzenegger given a new spin – this is pointedly not a remake – in today’s obligatory 3D glory.

Disengage your brain, engage your inner child, and then watch countless elements from better family films rehashed into a wellmeaning, but messy, romp.

Witness that all-too-rare phenomenon, a humans vs. nonhumans film in which we’re shown to be the naïve aggressors whose arrogance is our downfall.

Watch people meet increasingly sticky ends, with all the grinding inevitability that the Final Destination franchise has built its (puzzling) fanbase on.

Well, despite this showcase for Momoa’s muscle-bound manliness attempting to distance itself from the previous Arnie vehicles, they’d be the obvious place to start.

Other out-of-place-critter CGI yarns such as Ratatouille, Over The Hedge, Toy Story, Monsters, Inc – all of which, alas, are considerably better.

Obviously it’ll help if you enjoyed any of the other entries in the Planet Of The Apes series, but fans of motion capture poster boy Serkis are also in for a real treat.

The previous four Final Destination films. (The latter was somewhat cheekily titled The Final Destination, which now looks like a broken promise more than anything.)

Our hero’s equally bruising father is played by Perlman, who has form with Conan’s voyages – he voiced the barbarian himself in a well-received 2007 video game.

Director Raja Gosnell is clearly something of a Hanna-Barbera fanboy – he also directed ScoobyDoo and Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed.

This franchise reboot is absolutely groaning with references to the earlier films – most obviously in the many character names and nicknames that, er, ape the 1968 original.

All predecessors to this first IMAX installment were released at three-year intervals, but it’s only been two years this time – so the franchise is getting bigger and faster.

Grunting sorcery slasher just avoids falling on its own sword.

Harris is solid, but everything else leaves us pretty blue.

An absorbing, resonant tale boosted by stunning CGI. Monkey see...

Increasingly contrived deaths mean that chills take a back seat.

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EATING OUT If you're the keen foodies that I know you are, you will already have cast your line into our fish 'n' chips: tested feature and discovered, to your unfettered delight, that the UAE's culinary sea is swimming with a promising catch of cafés, bars, pubs, restaurants and takeaways committed to the classic British dish. Is there anything more pleasing than a newspaper parcel wrapped around a piece of soft fish, encased in light, crispy batter (preferably spiked with beer so the bubbles add that extra crunch and lightness), thick cut chips – perhaps a little soggy with vinegar – and a serving of mushy peas? No, there isn't. And we tasted some pretty decent renderings on our travels around the UAE, I can tell you. But there was one problem.

Something that really irked us. What, you might ask, left us so disgruntled? Well, I'll tell you. It is the unforgivable and all too common use of unsustainable local fish – notably hammour. We can just about forgive imported international brands using cod (although we shouldn't really), but there is no excuse for serving the severely overfished hammour. There are plenty of alternatives gliding through the waters of the Arabian Gulf, yet only one restaurant we visited attempts to educate the masses by serving sustainable breeds.

So next time you see hammour on a menu, refuse to eat it – and explain why. Visit choosewisely.ae for a list of sustainable local fish. OK, enough of that, this month we bring you our verdict on new menus at Bord Eau and Café Chic (p32), words from the Desert Islands Resort & Spa's salt sommelier (p33), the new Mad Men lunch at Ruth's Chris Steak House, railway-themed burger joint Grand Central (p35), The Critic's homage to the buffet and new Indian restaurant Mahec.

And last, but by no means least, voting opens for the What's On Awards 2011, so head over to whatsonawards.com. Tuck in.

Gareth Rees, Features & Food Editor

Bord Eau Will an update to the capital’s finest French cuisine continue to provide that je ne sais quoi?

While it wouldn’t exactly be entering the realms of journalistic genius to roll out countless clichés about the French and their much-celebrated cuisine, there is an amount of acknowledged truth behind such stereotypes.

Bord Eau doesn’t do much to alter the general view of Gallic haute cuisine, but the kitchen is blessed with an inventiveness that ensures there’s rarely a dull culinary moment within the Shangri-La flagship’s small-yet-stately walls. Cocooned in an interior worthy of a high fallutin’ Parisian restaurant, this is the closest you’ll get to the city without hopping on a 767.

An inventive overhaul of a menu that has already consistently pushed Bord Eau toward the pinnacle of Abu Dhabi eating, then, is an event that demands breaking out the fancy cutlery.

Immaculately presented evidence of Bord Eau’s dedication to fine dining arrived immediately as we sampled a dish of seared foie gras with cherry marmalade, asparagus and socca (a thin chickpea crepe) – served as a pre-appetiser, it combined fruity beauty with the familiar, full French flavours.

There’s a real possibility of foie gras overload (surprise, surprise), with slivers of rich goose liver sandwiching mi cuit of tuna (which roughly translates to ‘part cooked’).

Those worries are eased from the mind thanks to the fish’s meaty thwack and lobster civet.

Still, with generous truffle shavings and a rich foie gras and truffle sauce, gout was becoming a genuine fear.

When our venison arrived, mercifully, our veins were allowed a temporary reprieve.

The satisfyingly sized serving was far from overawing, but the light accompaniment was a masterstroke. Dainty cylinders of salsify (a turnip-like root vegetable) were infinitely

softer than any potato-based alternative, while maintaining sufficient bite to compete with the tender, lean flesh. And the combination of carrot mash, clove sauce and agrumes (citrus) emulsion work in perfect harmony.

To finish, the chocolate soufflé with vanilla ice cream could, in less skilled hands, lend a predictable conclusion to an otherwise imaginative evening’s dining. Not at Bord Eau, however: an orangey infusion of Grand Marnier liquor kept our taste buds dancing to the very last. If there was ever any danger of French cuisine becoming passé, Bord Eau foresees the trouble and heads it off with ardent attention to detail.

Need to know Location: Shangri-La, Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi Tel: (02) 5098888 Web: shangri-la.com Open: 7pm to 11.30pm Cuisine type: French Must eat: venison with salsify, carrot mash, clove sauce and agrumes emulsion Bill for two: Dhs940, without wine

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Café Chic With a new chef and a new menu, has Le Méridien Dubai’s French restaurant upped its game?

We reviewed the new lunch menu at Café Chic back in June, and the recently arrived chef de cuisine, Etienne Truter, and his team showed enough promise to tempt us back for dinner.

Depending on your geographical perspective, Café Chic is not in a prime spot. OK, it’s minutes from the airport, so the hotel is popular with tourists, providing a fair helping of inhouse clientele. But, unless you are a resident of Garhoud, Mirdif, or perhaps Deira, it’s unlikely you’re going to find yourself in the vicinity of Café Chic. A pity, because it’s a fine spot for lunch. On the other hand, some will probably be willing to travel for their dinner. And Café Chic might just be worth the journey.

We couldn’t resist the Mystery Basket, because it sounded, erm, well, mysterious. And we do love to be surprised. You will receive five courses comprised of vegetables displayed in a wicker basket shown to you beforehand.

Though it is an intriguing concept, the execution left it poised on the precipice of being gimmicky – it didn’t really deliver. The basket contained only vegetables, and nothing was said of their provenance. And almost all of the dishes featured on the menu, so there were no huge surprises.

Using local vegetables, and fish come to think of it, to produce daily specials would make the idea truly unique.

Having said that, dinner started well, with an amuse bouche of warm, buttery scrambled egg

served in a hollow eggshell with salty-sweet crabmeat and truffle shavings. If we could eat it for breakfast every day, we would.

Second course – a pleasing pair of soups. A palate cleansing beetroot and tomato gazpacho with firm parcels of cannelloni encasing soft crab, scoops of sweet melon and a micro herb salad; and a more warming asparagus with just-right scallops and a couple of creamy, orange quenelles (one dish that’s not on the regular menu).

A foie gras and chicken terrine with pineapple chutney and pistachio brioche was nice enough, though a bit heavy for a five-course menu. But a beef Niçoise salad, an interesting take on the French classic, was the star dish. Cutting through the gooey quail eggs, allowing the yolks to mingle with the salty anchovy dressing and coat the peppery beef carpaccio, ratte potato, olives and crunchy French beans was a heavenly experience, and it was one of the most beautiful dishes we’ve seen in a long time – a perfect combination of colours and textures.

A dish of overcooked cod, topped with a herb lattice that

could have done with crisping up under the grill, came with a deliciously thick, rich blend of wild mushrooms and puy lentils, a few lines of pommes purée and a Madeira jus. To say this dish was confused is to put it mildly. The cod and the jus were completely overpowered by the mushrooms and lentils, and the dish was displayed in the shape of a house.

That’s right. A house. Some might regard it as playful, but it was a step too far in our book.

More impressive was a black angus steak, topped with mushroom gratin and served with potato fondant and creamed spinach. Unfortunately, the spinach was horribly bitter.

The kitchen found its form again with a chocolate soufflé so naughty it deserved to be spanked and sent to bed early with no supper. A mass of chocolate, which should have been too much for anyone – but wasn’t. A lovely chocolate tart cleverly combined with a Thai basil ice cream was also worth a round of applause.

There’s certainly enough skill at Café Chic to warrant a visit, but the price tag might be a little high, and the kitchen could do with suppressing its childish side just a smidgen.

Need to know Location: Le Méridien Dubai, Airport Road, Dubai Tel: (04) 2170000 Web: diningatmeridiendubai. com Open: lunch 12.30pm to 2.45pm, dinner 7pm to 11pm Cuisine type: European Must eat: Black angus beef Niçoise Bill for two: Dhs790

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A taste of things to come There are new restaurants galore this month MONTE CARLO BEACH CLUB Change is a-coming to the capital’s culinary landscape, as the Monte Carlo Beach Club becomes the first property to open on Saadiyat Island. Armed with four brand new restaurants – the Sea Lounge, Le Deck, Bubbles and Library Lounge – there will be more than enough for its paid up members.

Monte Carlo Beach Club, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi. montecarlobeachclub.ae VOI Fusion cuisine can be a tricky business, but we’re hoping it won’t be a problem when Zabeel Saray’s new fine dining restaurant, Voi, opens its doors on September 22. It shouldn’t be, because the cuisines involved were first fused during 1920s French Colonial era. Expect our verdict soon.

Voi, Zabeel Saray Hotel, The Palm, Crescent Road (West), Dubai.

Tel: (04) 4530444. jumeirah.com NARA CAFÉ In the UAE, new shisha café openings are as common as 40-degree heat and abysmal road etiquette but, like the seemingly endless variety of shisha flavours, they can all have subtle differences. Nara Café, on Sheikh Zayed Road, is a new late night café from the people behind Caramel at DIFC, offering a variety of shisha, serving a light Arabic menu and showing sports, with an emphasis on football.

Indigo Building 3, Al Manara, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, daily 7pm to 3am. Tel: (800) 62722233

Salt of the earth Wine or cheese experts are commonplace, but what on earth is a salt sommelier? Damynfu (Dams) Dato-On, the new salt guru at Desert Islands Resort & Spa’s seafood restaurant, Samak, explains

What is your role at the restaurant?

I approach guests with our salt trolley displaying the seven kinds available and I explain the concept and the history, before suggesting specific salts to best suit items on the menu. The salts that will help enhance the flavours of their food.

What is a salt sommelier?

A salt sommelier is basically the same as any other sommelier. We are passionate and knowledgeable about the product. In the same way that people are interested in how different wines enhance different foods, salt has always intrigued me.

Isn’t salt bad for you?

Salt can only be consumed in small doses. It has nutritional value, but doesn’t make food any healthier. But every great dish deserves the perfect salt.

DAMS’ EXPERT GUIDE TO SALT Hawaiian sea salt is wonderful for roasting and grilling meats. It’s traditional seasoning for native Hawaiian dishes. The food match at Samak is salmon tartare, grilled salmon or grilled calamari.

Hickory smoke is synonymous with southern cooking, and Durango hickory smoked sea salt works magic with ribs, burgers, red meat, turkey and chicken.

Our recommended dishes are any meat and poultry items.

Fumee de sel from France is an exquisite salt for tuna carpaccio, Thai fish cakes and grilled tuna. Its crystals are gently smoked with oak wine barrels used for years to age fine chardonnay wine.

Peruvian pink salt has a strong flavour and is great seasoning for seafood risotto or vegetarian dishes.

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Sel Gris grey sea salt is great for baking and cooking, or to add crunch to your favourite dish. Try on Thai shrimp salad, red Thai curry prawns or crab.

Used as finishing salt, Bolivian sea salt is wonderful for cooking and preparing soups and sauces, and is also great for roasting white or red meat, and fish. Our recommended dishes are seafood soup and grilled fresh fish.

Flower of Bali tropical sea salt, for our mussel hot pot and grilled lobster, is a unique finishing salt. It is 100 per cent hand-harvested, only available in limited quantities and wonderful to top off vegetables and seafood.

Samak, Desert Islands Resort & Spa, Sir Bani Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, daily 6.30pm to 10.30pm.

Tel: (02) 8015400. desertislands.anantara.com

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EATING OUT

On the menu What’s new in the world of food this month?

FIVESTAR LUNCH Fancy some fine dining on a Friday, as opposed to the traditional, slightly out of hand, brunch?

Reflets is offering four courses of its highest quality dishes to tempt you away from the run-of-the-mill buffets and into its Michelindaubed embrace. And from only Dhs250 for what is really superior food, it’s a bit of a steal.

From Sept 2, Reflets par Pierre Gagnaire, InterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai Festival City, Dubai, noon to 2pm, Dhs390, Dhs250 without alcohol.

Tel: (04) 7011127 REOPENING The InterCon's Italian restaurant, Boccaccio, has brought onboard sous chef Federica Piccioni, and with her arrival has revamped its menu to include some promising dishes such as spinach gnocchi with crab and warm chocolate cake with chilli and mousse.

Boccaccio, InterContinental Hotel, Bainouna Street, Al Bateen, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6666888. ichotelgroup.com MOVING TEA Yum Cha, formerly the bustling Saturday brunch at The Westin, has moved to Fridays at Waves at Le Méridien Mina Seyahi.

Have no fear, it has lost none of its flair – you can still expect to be wowed by the Chinese lion dancers and acrobats.

Yum Cha at Waves, Le Méridien Mina Seyahi, Dubai, Fri 1pm to 4pm, Dhs299, Dhs99 with soft drinks. Tel: (04) 3993333 MASTER CHEF The Yacht Club welcomes Thai Chef Ian Kittichai between September 14 and 16. Kittichai will head up dinner service, with a cooking class (Dhs215) thrown in for good measure.

Sept 14 to 16, The Yacht Club, InterContinental Hotel, Bainouna Street, Al Bateen, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (0800) 423463. ichotelsgroup.com 34 WHAT’S ON SEPTEMBER 2011

Ruth’s Chris Steak House Will Ruth’s Chris’ new Mad Men business lunch prove as popular as the television show?

Businesses lunches are a big hit in the UAE. Matthew Weiner’s AMC hit, set in the fast-paced world of 1960s advertising, is an even bigger smash the world over. So combining the two seems like a dream ticket. A guaranteed success.

But hang on a cotton-picking minute, we’re huge fans of Mad Men – a neatly folded pocket square’s width away from obsessive, truth be told – and we don’t recall all that many lunches that involved imbibing anything other than whisky or martinis. So is this just a cynical attempt to cash in on a popular television series. Well, of course it is, but who can blame ‘em, eh?

After all, Ruth’s Chris’ cocktail man, Murphee Evangelista, does whip up a fine dry gin martini, it is an American steakhouse – so you could easily imagine Don Draper and Roger Sterling at least ordering lunch at Ruth’s Chris, even if the copious smokes and shorts drowned their appetites.

And businessmen and ‘creatives’ across the city will enjoy imagining themselves as highflying, sharp suited ad men while tucking into their lunchtime burger. So, everyone’s happy. In fact, Mad Men aficionados that we are, we were quite excited.

At Dhs99 for three courses at a What’s On Award-winning steakhouse, the Mad Men menu is the kind of bargain pennypinching British accounts man Lane Pryce would be happy to receive an expenses claim for.

And the kitchen, headed up by chef Paul De Visser – not

shy of a turn on the goggle box himself, as his regular Dubai One appearances attest – does not disappoint.

From a list of three starters, which also included a salad and a seafood gumbo, we opted for an onion soup au gratin. A bistro staple, it was, as expected, a bowl of steaming broth, thick with onions, sitting beneath a lid of toast and cheese. Not even the exacting Don Draper would complain about such a homely dish.

Beef carpaccio, salmon, barbecue shrimp and a chicken sandwich all auditioned for the main show, but the burger wins every time. Like the soup, it was served without fuss – no messing about, no exotic extras – and was all the better for it. Cooked to our liking and accompanied by a simple mixed salad and a bowl of crunchy fries, it is sure to be a favourite.

A couple of scoops of sweet vanilla ice cream to close out the deal, and we were done. Now, it must be Martini o’clock, surely?

Need to know Location: The Monarch Hotel Dubai, One Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai Tel: (04) 45018666 Web: ruthschris.ae Open: Sun to Thurs noon to 3pm Cuisine type: steakhouse Must eat: burger Bill for two: Dhs198

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Grand Central

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WHAT? Grand Central WHERE? Nestled a few strides from the National Bank Of Abu Dhabi, behind Muroor and 15th Streets, the surrounding area – nearby mosque included – doesn’t necessarily scream “open eccentric burger bar here”. But Grand Central is a law unto itself, boasting an American railroad theme, replete with wooden signal box exterior and interior. The endearing railway décor is all encompassing, from red, amber and green signal light graphics on the takeaway bags, to a model locomotive clickety-clacking around a ledge inside the building.

THE BURGERS ARE… They have a homemade quality about them. Eschewing the temptation to use frozen patties, all of Grand Central’s food is freshly prepared. The freerange wagyu beef burger (Dhs30, or Dhs35 with cheese) is far from a soggy whopper. It’s not huge, but with chopped, instead of sliced, tomato and a wholewheat bun, the old qualityover-quantity argument wins out.

AND THE FRIES? There are two options: keep it simple with skinny Metro Fries (Dhs10) or switch things up with sweet potato South Station Fries (Dhs15). Opt for the latter and you will be rewarded with a decent helping of crispy, cooked-through chips that at least feel healthier than regular spud alternatives.

ANY MILKSHAKES? You betcha. At a competitive Dhs20, they’re thick enough that you'll need to stir the final dregs of ice cream just to force it through your straw. Cho-chochoose (sorry) from old favourites vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.

FINAL VERDICT: Though the indoor area, with a handful of counter seats, isn’t much beyond a serving counter, the cute fenced outside dining area – evoking a Railway Children-era station café – should come into its own post-summer. As burger bars go, with delivery, takeaway and eat-in options, Grand Central is just the ticket.

Grand Central, behind Muroor Street and 15th Street, Abu Dhabi, midday to 11.30pm. Tel: (02) 6426499. grandcentral.ae

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Simmer. Remove thyme. Purée. Strain, add cream, season.

Jeffrey Brothers, chef de cuisine, Marco Pierre White Steakhouse & Grill Fairmont Bab Al Bahr, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, daily 7pm to midnight.

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THE CRITIC

James Brennan knows food. Having written on everything from bhajis to burgers for a string of international publications, James is now the Middle East chairman of the World’s 50 Best Restaurants judging panel. Don’t miss his monthly musings every issue.

“THE ROWS OF CHAFING DISHES LOOKED LIKE A CAR PARK FULL OF VOLKSWAGEN BEETLES, THEIR ROOFS PEELED BACK TO REVEAL COWPATS OF CONGEALED CURRIES, WITHERING VEGETABLES AND EXHAUSTED DESSERTS”

greasy tongs and mucky spoons.

And they span the entire gamut, from the absolutely sumptuous, to the unspeakably drab.

Staggering away from your final I’d always associated buffets iftar blowout, you probably with family weddings. Little thought enough was enough – mounds of sandwiches cut into you don’t want to see another quarters, sausages on sticks, buffet again. But you will. Sooner pineapple and cheese. A bit of than you expect. You’ll experience quiche. All that changed when that Friday twinge, which usually I saw my first ever buffet in grabs your subconscious by Dubai – the legendary Al Qasr the throat in the early hours of Friday brunch. the morning while you’re still I had to catch my breath on the asleep, pins it against the wall stairs. I saw what looked like a pile and demands a massive brunch, of toddlers’ arms – weightlifting starting no later than noon. toddlers at that. But by the time Well, you’re in luck. The UAE is I reached my table I could see it a world-beater when it comes to was just a mountain of enormous the buffet. Not just for Ramadan or jumbo shrimps – you know, the Friday brunches, but every day of kind of jumbo shrimps that tell the week. Right now, somewhere sharks what they can and can’t do. in this city, there’s a line of tables They were part of a naval fleet of loaded with steaming bain maries, intimidating lobsters, hard-looking 36 WHAT’S ON SEPTEMBER 2011

langoustine, no-nonsense crabs and an armada of oysters that could wrap up a maritime conflict in minutes. If the World Wildlife Fund wanted to know where all the planet’s marine life had disappeared to, they only had to sniff around Jumeirah for the answer.

There were more dishes and live cooking stations than there were people. But that didn’t stop them displaying the classic psychological signs of a buffet crowd. A behavioural scientist’s dream. The quickening pulse.

The widening eyes. The jostling at the foie gras station. The barely concealed whiff of borderline desperation that one might miss out on a barbecue chicken wing.

It doesn’t matter how lavish or expensive the buffet is, it’s always two stages of panic away from a full-blown riot.

Which brings me to a famous Dubai buffet a few years ago in Zabeel Park, which must rank as the closest thing the emirate has seen to an uprising. The Orwellian-sounding ‘Buffet 101’ event was billed as the world’s largest buffet, with 501 dishes in total, arranged in the shape of the Palm Jumeirah. No, really.

It went on all day. The rows of chafing dishes looked like a car park full of Volkswagen Beetles, their roofs peeled back to reveal cowpats of congealed curries, withering vegetables and exhausted desserts. My friend was sick behind a towering bin of rubbish after half an hour. And then there was an announcement that the buffet would end in 15 minutes. Hurry, hurry. A hooter sounded like an air raid siren. There were scuffles.

Children cried. Words failed one man who let out a primeval grunt.

As I watched I thought, whatever happens now, I had already seen the world’s best and worst buffets right here in this city. I felt like Alexander The Great. Almost tearful at there being no worlds left to conquer. But deep down I knew an essential truth. I’d soon be back among the bain maries. Jostling over the chicken wings. Long live the buffet.

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Mahec

Does former Indego chef Bharath Bhat manage to do mentor Vineet Bhatia proud at Le Méridien Dubai’s new fine dining Indian?

Creating fine-dining Indian cuisine is a tough business – either it’s too far removed from its roots, or people complain that they could eat the same thing at the takeaway down the road for a fraction of the price. Yet persuading people that Indian food can be both refined and packed with flavour is the, seemingly thankless, task chef Bharath Bhat’s at Le Méridien Dubai’s Mahec has taken on.

Thankless, that is, until you hear that Bharath has come straight from the kitchen of Indego by Vineet. Yes, that’s right, Vineet Bhatia, the genius chef famed for combining European style sophistication with clever Indian spice combinations.

The name, which stands for Modern Authentic Hindustani Evolved Cuisine, is horribly clunky, but this confused collection of catchall adjectives is just another instance of a ‘concept’ becoming lost in translation. As common as sand here in the UAE. And who cares, anyway? We weren’t there to eat the name – it’s the food we’re after.

The feasting started with an amuse bouche of tiny potato and chickpea chaat, and a delightful shot of orange and ginger with basil seeds, hinting that chef Bhat has learnt a thing or two about blending spices. A good start.

And it doesn’t stop there. The wonderfully presented and deftly cooked starters, including a tandoori charmoula prawn on a bed of spiced khichdi, mustard chicken tikka and a spinach and coconut samosa with dhokla chutney, each proudly flaunts the restaurant’s modus operandi – it is clever cooking. Your bellybloating local curry house, this is not.

A common gripe with highbrow Indian restaurants is their tendency to avoid spicing up dishes lest they scare away their Western clientele – a hurdle well dodged, as the food demonstrated an excellent use of spices that certainly warmed the roof of one’s mouth, but seldom threatened to overpower the dishes.

The main, a lamb chop biryani, sadly proved to be somewhat of a weak point.

The meat, despite being perfectly cooked, lacked the clever juggling of flavours that we had witnessed earlier in the meal. But the accompanying cucumber raita and creamy dal makhani were excellent (we even greedily ordered an extra bowl).

Admittedly a little glum after the main, the dubiously named chef ’s chocolate surprise dessert caught us completely off guard. An orb of chocolate alone on a plate didn’t bode well, but after having a warm pineapple sauce poured over, it burst open to reveal an impeccably light zabaglione (custard). Total bliss.

Need to know Location: Méridien Village, Le Méridien Dubai, Airport Road, Garhoud, Dubai Tel: (04) 7022615 Open: Lunch 12.30pm to 3.30pm, Sat to Wed 7pm to midnight, Thurs to Fri 7pm to 1am Cuisine type: Indian Must eat: Chef’s surprise dessert Bill for two: Dhs600 (without alcohol)

In tweet form... Mahec is run by a man trained at Vineet Bhatia’s Indego, and it shows in the food. Definitely worth a visit. Follow us at @WhatsOnDubai and @WhatsOnAbuDhabi

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ARTS

Freeze frame Erwin Olaf is one of Europe’s leading photographic artists. We caught up with the Dutch-born snapper as he was preparing to show for the first time in the Middle East You began as a photojournalist before developing your highly stylised signature technique. Does your early work continue to influence you today?

I started out as a photojournalist, but soon realised that I would be more satisfied if I could organise and control all the different elements in the photo. Even back then I would always – very naturally – try to make a beautiful or interesting composition, which is something that I still do today. I work very differently now from my early photojournalist days, but the aim is still the same.

Your images are very self-contained – many of them feel very carefully ‘staged’, yet there is still a feeling of something else in them; a story beyond the tableau, perhaps a feeling of loss or even menace.

Would you agree?

Yes, I would agree with that. Usually I get an idea or feel I want to morph into a photograph or a photo series. The shadow or ghost of the original idea is still there in the photographs, even when the series has developed into an idea where the original mood or idea is not apparent.

You have said that your early work taught you ‘what does and does not attract attention’. Has that influenced your later work?

In the beginning of my career I was not only trying to make good photographs, but also looking to get attention, trying to be acknowledged. Later in my career, after all the recognition, and after becoming older and wiser, I think [laughs], I feel less imposed to make loud statements. I prefer

affected your work and the way you approach it?

Part of it is physical: I am less able to work as hard and long as I did before, and if I do, the recovery takes longer. The other side of it is that I am more careful how I distribute my energy. I want to put most of my energy into my personal work, for that is most important, and less into projects that might be less inspiring. It’s a disease that creeps into my whole life and being. But I am still able to have a wonderful life, and work and play.

You have a reputation for controversy – have you had to consider what you’re celebration of life, differences, tolerance, and going to show in the Emirates? How do beauty. That doesn’t mean I don’t feel the you think your work will be received? need to scream every now and then.

We made the list of works together with How important is storytelling to you? the curator in Dubai, and it was different It’s becoming less important. Over the from what I would have expected, but a course of my career I feel less and less very interesting collection. I don’t know that I have to tell the whole story. It is also how it will be received – I hope well. We important for the viewer to fill in their own came to Dubai through my gallery in the story and their own thoughts. I don’t feel Netherlands, and I am very much looking the need to guide the onlooker as much as forward to the exhibition; it’s a completely before. I think that is also part of growing up different world from ours so I am anxious and being older, and also of the maturing of and curious to see what the reaction will be the audiences. to the work.

THE INSIDER

Five to see ÑYE HAI INDIA DARLING

Ten contemporary artists explore Mother India in all her colourful, chaotic glory, in a group show across XVA’s DIFC and Bastakiya sites.

Sept 21 to Oct 30, XVA Gallery DIFC, Building 7, Gate Village, DIFC, off Zabeel Road, Dubai and XVA Bastakiya, Bastakiya, Bur Dubai, free.

Tel: (056) 1032766. xvagallery.com

ÑMIDDLE KINGDOM, MIDDLE EAST

Maastricht, Contemporary Istanbul, Art Hong Kong (bought recently by Art Basel) or, in the MENA region, Abu Dhabi Art, Art Dubai, and Art Marrakech, these fairs allow the galleries to compete more aggressively with the auction houses.

E-retail in the art market kicked I have been travelling for the past off with the linking up of Sotheby’s month. In fact, as I pen these very and eBay in February 2002, only for words I have just arrived in France this collaboration to be cancelled from Morocco. So I’m going to in May of the following year. But wrestle with two creations that span Sotheby’s online offering was rebuilt the world. The internet and art fairs. later, and Christie’s followed, with The global economic downturn both houses now having a presence has seen the international art on the web, alongside their auctions, market adapt, with a new focus with live video links. on online business and art fairs.

Galleries have developed webThis fact is backed up by a recent based business to highlight what report from non-profit dealers’ they have to offer, with pioneers in federation CINOA (Confédération the online art business being artnet.

Internationale des Négociants en com, mutialart.com and artfacts.net.

Oeuvres d’Art).

Though there are more for display The sales split between auction and reference than actually e-retail. houses and galleries or dealers In 2011, the focus has been on was close to 50/50 in 2010 – $21 online gallery sales through the billion by the auction houses and planned art.sy, paddle8.com and the $22 billion by dealers – with the online fair vipartfair.com. top two to five per cent of dealers The jury is out, as galleries believe accounting for well over half the such portals are better suited to value of total sales. lower priced works, but the CINOA For galleries, clients are driving report states that e-retail’s intake is this change by developing a loyalty expected to overtake offline sales to fairs, rather than dealers – the by 2020. It is clear that the internet market is becoming event driven. is going to play a big part in the art Whether it’s Art Basel, Frieze, market’s future.

Art historian, dedicated collector and managing director of Dubai’s Meem Gallery Charles Pocock knows the UAE art scene like the back of a Picasso

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China has been touted as one of the leading lights of the contemporary art movement for several years now. Find out why, at this group show, which features 25 multi-media works by eight of the country’s leading artists, including the controversial Gao Brothers.

Sept 19 to Nov 12, Gallery Etemad, Unit B 12, Al Serkal Avenue, Street 8 Al Quoz 1, Dubai, free. galleryetemad.com

ÑVS. HIM

Palestinian-Iraqi multi-media artist Sama Alshaibi plays with perceived gender roles within the Middle East in this, her first solo exhibition in Dubai. The artist employs video, sculpture and photography to dexterous effect. Alshaibi will be talking about her work at The Pavilion in Burj Khalifa on September 18.

Lawrie Shabibi Gallery, Unit 21, Al Serkal Avenue, Al Quoz, Dubai, free. Tel: (04) 3469906, free. lawrieshabibi.com

ÑAHMAD MOUALLA

Green Art Gallery kicks off its new season programme with a new body of largescale paintings from the acclaimed Syrian expressionist painter. Bold and uncompromising.

Sept 26 to Nov 10, Green Art Gallery, Street 8, Al Serkal Avenue, Al Quoz 1, Dubai, free.

Tel: (04) 3569305. gagallery.com

ÑCHANTS FROM PARADISE

Carpets may seem an unlikely edition to the UAE’s gallery space. However, as one of the most skilled of Middle Eastern crafts it seems fitting to celebrate their delicacy and visual appeal, as this exhibition of Safavid carpets from 16th and 17th century Iran sets out to do.

Sept 6 to Oct 30, Farjam Collection, Gate Village 4, DIFC, of Zabeel Road, Dubai, free. Tel: (04) 3230303. farjamcollection.org

Experience the art of chic, urban, casual dining Afyä – the new restaurant in Traders Hotel, Qaryat Al Beri, Abu Dhabi.

Enjoy the unique ambience and no fuss, high quality cuisine of Afyä’s extensive international menu, morning, noon or night.

Call Restaurant Reservations on +971 2 510 8818 or visit www.tradershotels.com Between the Bridges, PO Box 128881, Abu Dhabi, UAE

Shop talk

The hottest news from the region’s stores

CHARITY FLEA MARKET

On September 17, the Sheraton’s ballroom will be filled with clothes, furniture, toys and more, with all money raised donated to UNICEF. If you want to be a vendor, a table will cost Dhs250 (or Dhs200 if booked before September 8).

Sheraton, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi.

Tel: (02) 6773333. E-mail: martina.venus@sheraton.com.

Wardrobe woes What are the key trends that I should be shopping for? And how can I adapt them for the UAE? Jess, JLT, Dubai

The tux trend was one of the biggest hits at the A/ W11 shows. Ralph Lauren did my favourite version with a shrunken boy-style jacket. YSL’s was very Bianca Jagger, with very little worn underneath. To make this look UAEappropriate, wear with a form-fitting camisole underneath – try Stella McCartney in Harvey Nichol’s lingerie department. And you can also beat the heat by investing in a sleeveless jacket – Alexander Wang’s double-breasted crepe blazer is available at net-a-porter.com now.

Sarah Joan Ross is the Style Director for Emirates Woman. Sophia Serin is away.

NEW OPENING VIRGIN TERRITORY As much as we love The Dubai Mall, there’s one oversight that has been driving us to distraction – where can you buy CDs and DVDs? Panic not, as Virgin Megastore opens in the first week of September, with all the latest releases, games, books and more, plus in-store events and activities throughout the month.

Virgin Megastore, next to Kinokuniya, The Dubai Mall, Dubai, 10am to 10pm

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The blog Stuff magazine editor and blogger Tom Shambler talks timepieces Say what you want about fashionable watches these days, but that strap on your wrist isn’t just a means to not missing the morning metro.

Consider, if you will, the incredible engineering that goes into making a tiny, wrist-mounted device that keeps time accurately to a few milliseconds. It’s pretty amazing stuff, which is why a dedicated watch snob won’t think twice about spending $5,000 when looking for his next wrist-mounted work of art. It’s all down to the movement, you see, the delicate balance of cogs, springs and tiny screws working in perfect harmony to achieve a singular goal: timekeeping accuracy.

Of course, back when Patek Phillipe made the first wrist watch in 1868, keeping perfect time was vital to ensure trains didn’t collide and ships could navigate. These days, we have computers to do that, meaning we can choose a watch for more self-indulgent reasons. What’s getting me hot under the horological collar at this precise minute is the Tag Heuer Grand Carrera Calibre 36 RS. It ticks all the right boxes – chunky titanium casing and a superb movement that guarantees 1/10th second accuracy. Yes, it’s rather expensive – $8,850 to be exact – but watches can appreciate in value wildly over just a few years. This makes them a sound investment, as well the ultimate indulgence for men.

Tom Shambler is the editor of Stuff magazine. stuffmideast.com SEPTEMBER 2011 WHAT’S ON 43

SHOPPING

Get personal No longer the domain of the super-wealthy, personal shopping is available to us all – often for free. With the autumn/winter season approaching, it’s time to call in the professionals

THE SHOPS

The department stores where you’ll find savvy shoppers on hand to help

THE DIY APPROACH

BLOOMINGDALE’S

Clueless about colour? Confused by cut?

Sartorially stumped? Going back to basics is the best way to edit your wardrobe and prevent regrettable purchases

Cost: Free What does it involve? An in-depth chat to establish tastes, size and requirements, so the personal shopper can start pulling items to bring to you. Sometimes customers will walk the shop floor with them to point out pieces.

How long as does it take? As long as it takes; anything from 15 minutes to find a dress to a full day for a whole new look.

What should you wear? Something comfortable, and bring any items, or colours, that you’re looking to match.

What brands are on offer? Jimmy Choo, Yves Saint Laurent, Agnès B, McQ, Jenny Packham… the list goes on.

Any added extras? Soft drinks, individual lounges for men and women with TVs, and specific shoppers available upon request.

At Your Service, Bloomingdale’s, The Dubai Mall, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3505111

HARVEY NICHOLS

Cost: Free What does it involve? Identifying your body type, choosing cuts and fabrics, talking through how to combine clothes and accessories and getting to know your favourite styles and brands.

How long does it take? The first visit is usually around three hours.

What should you bring? Wear something comfortable and bring along any accessories, or shoes to coordinate with your new outfits.

Which brands are on offer? All the highend labels, from the likes of Diane von Furstenberg and Ralph Lauren.

Any added extras? Male and female departments, free tea and coffee, and parking for up to four hours.

Harvey Nichols, Mall Of The Emirates, Al Barsha, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4098833

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BOUTIQUE 1

Cost: Free What does it involve? Discussing lifestyle, requirements and current style, plus colours, body shape and any pet peeves to find flattering garments that fit in with your existing wardrobe.

How long does it take? There isn’t a specific time frame, with sessions taking as long as is needed.

What should you wear? Something that reflects your day-to-day look.

What brands are on offer? Slick designerwear including Elie Saab, Preen, Paul & Joe, Alexander McQueen and Tom Ford.

Any added extras? You’ll be offered refreshments, coffee, tea and food upon arrival.

There is a parking space allocated for Boutique 1’s clients in JBR at the VIP entrance. The team is also available for home service when they can create a wardrobe and take it to you.

Boutique 1, various branches, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4483400. privateshopping@boutique1.com

THE SHOPPER

Take a personal shopper with you, so you can browse more stores with an expert on hand

KELLY LUNDBERG

Personal shopper, stylist and Reiss brand ambassador Step one: The style consultation An appointment in your own home allows Kelly to go through your wardrobe to identify what’s needed, plus find out more about your tastes.

A shopping list is then devised. Dhs800, or Dhs1,000 if in Abu Dhabi, for three to four hours.

Step two: The shopping Visit your favourite stores, venture into new shops or go to the tailor for custom pieces, with Kelly advising. Dhs450 per hour or Dhs2,700 for seven hours.

Tel: (050) 962296. shop@divine.ae. divine.ae

HOUSE OF COLOUR

Why? You may have unwittingly gone through your life wearing colours that do you no favours, choosing unflattering hemlines and coordinating outfits with the skill of a chimp. After all, as Clairee in Steel Magnolias says “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorise”. Which is why House of Colour is on hand to help you pick pieces to transform you from dowdy to dazzling.

How? A three-hour consultation can be done either alone or with friends, and involves an in-depth discussion with consultant Janet Small to find out your requirements, tastes and concerns. The majority of your appointment will be spent in front of a mirror, with various swathes of fabric placed next to your face to determine which ‘season’ you are. Your skin tone will either be blue or yellow based, with two seasons for each type. It’s not as simple as blondes are summer and brunettes are autumn, so forget any preconceived ideas you may have about what suits you; the exercise is about looking at your face and what effect different colours have, rather than what you like. Some shades can make you look slimmer, with an even skin tone, while others might create a rounder face with a grubby appearance. Nice.

Once Janet has worked out your season, you’re introduced to your colour palette, with recommendations made for different pieces of clothing, makeup and accessories. You’ll leave with a folder full of colour swatches and tailor-made advice. The bad news? Half your wardrobe (and even your jewellery) might have to be given away. The good news? It’s time to go shopping.

House Of Colour, Arabian Ranches, Dubai, Dhs700. Tel: (050) 2420443

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Body talk

News, reviews, giveaways and more from the world of well-being

NEWS FLASH POWER WATER Sadly, both the bottled and tap water in the UAE

can be lacking in essential minerals to keep us properly hydrated, but rather than splashing out on isotonic sports drinks, we’re now adding colourless concentrate Elete Electrolytes to our drinking water, food and even cosmetics, which contains naturally occurring salts and electrolytes.

One small bottle (Dhs45) is enough to make ten litres of super-charged fluid (with no difference to taste) and has been given to construction workers in Dubai over the hot summer, as well as athletes, cabin crew and diabetics. We recommend it for working out, as well as part of your recovery from a heavy night out. A gym kit and handbag essential.

Organic Foods & Café, The Dubai Mall, Dubai, Dhs45. eletewater.ae

Fitness fix

If you’re getting hot and bothered over Bikram yoga, then it’s time to sign up to Club Stretch’s new challenge; Dhs630 for 30 classes in 30 days. Miss a session? Just double up the next day (gulp). There are prizes to be won should you complete the month-long body blitz.

Club Stretch, Mind Road, Satwa, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3452131. clubstretch.ae

THE CHEAT'S QUICK FIX

Sadly, exercise and anti-cellulite massages can only do so much.

Sometimes, super strong pantyhose are the sole solution. The saving grace of many a woman, from the boardroom to the red carpet, Spanx have only been available online until now. These form-fitting undergarments smooth lumps and bumps, often helping the wearer to drop a dress size. Sign us up.

Available from K-Lynn, various branches, Dubai. klynn.co

ON THE RADAR U CONCEPT

DIFC dwellers and workers should keep their eyes peeled for the latest fitness and wellness centre to open.

U Concept will offer a health club, training, nutrition, retail, a spa and even at-home services. Due to open in September, this slick space will be the go-to gym for burning off all those long lunches at La Petite Maison. uconcept6.com

Beauty dilemma Q. I’ve recently become sensitive to chemicals in even the gentlest beauty products – can you recommend some recipes for making my own at home?

A. Head to the supermarket, not the pharmacy. Keep it natural – and cheap – with a soothing face mask of equal parts honey and natural yoghurt (not a

Muller Corner…), add half a cup of coconut milk and half a cup of rose petals to your bath for extra hydration and try a scrub of cornmeal (four tablespoons) and half an orange, mixed into paste. For more ideas, check out A Green Guide To Natural Beauty, Dhs56, from amazon.co.uk

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Four women, including architect Zaha Hadid and fashion designer Ayesha Depala, have been commissioned to create labels for the luxury product, so you can add a touch of culture and charity to your bathroom shelves.

Bloomingdale's, The Dubai Mall and Harvey Nichols, Mall Of The Emirates, Dubai, Dhs300 for 500ml. kiehls.com

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MIND & BODY

Deep tissue massages

FIVE OF THE BEST

Overdone it at the gym?

Shoulders seized up from sitting at your desk? Ditch the softly-softly approach and tackle those troubled muscles with a hard-hitting session at the spa

WHAT? Active muscle massage WHERE? Zen Spa HOW MUCH? Dhs400 for an hour, Dhs600 for 90 minutes Don’t let Zen’s sedate surrounds lull you into thinking this treatment won’t crunch where it matters. De Stress muscle gel soothes and improves circulation, but when the therapist begins to use her elbows like pistons to work away tightness between the shoulder blades, you’re going to know about it. Concentrating on – and we quote – ‘back, shoulder, butt and legs’, after special attention toward a longstanding calf complaint, an hour later it’s as if two new legs had been attached.

Beach Rotana, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, 10am to 10pm. Tel: (02) 6979000. rotana.com

Zen Spa

early, so you have plenty of time to enjoy the Jacuzzi, sauna and steam before your treatment. The approach was a little bit on the spiritual side for our tastes – we had to rate emotions and stare into a worry basket, which was then left outside the door, before jumping on the table – but The Butterfly WHAT? Traditional Thai massage Effect was a no holds barred sports massage, WHERE? Grand Bliss Relaxology and no mistake. Billed as a combination of HOW MUCH? A rock bottom Thai, deep tissue and sports massage, it is Dhs190 for an hour, or Dhs350 for two hours designed to tackle tight muscles. A painfully Don your cotton jim-jams, lie on the mattress effective range of stretches really loosened and be kneaded, stretched and manipulated up our limbs, and our therapist asked plenty into oblivion; therapist Duangphon can’t of questions, tailoring the massage to relieve weigh more than 40kg, but has the strength a niggling back pain. A good option for all to twist your body into a pretzel, crack joints sportsmen and women. and leave muscles quivering in her wake.

The Westin Dubai Mina Seyahi Beach Resort Far from a namby-pamby aromatherapy & Marina, Dubai Marina, Dubai, daily 8am to rubdown, this is an enthusiastically 10pm. Tel: (04) 5117901. westin.com administered and energising massage that might hurt a little at the time, but your body WHAT? Golf Ball Massage will thank you for it later.

WHERE? SPA InterContinental, Al Wasl Road, Dubai, 9am to midnight.

HOW MUCH? Members Dhs360 Tel: (04) 3493490 for an hour, or Dhs440 for 90 minutes; non-members Dhs450 for an hour, or WHAT? The Butterfly Effect Dhs550 for 90 minutes WHERE? Heavenly Spa Whether you’ve just stepped off the green HOW MUCH? A slightly above or just had a particularly stressful week, the average Dhs595 for 85 minutes self-explanatory golf ball massage releases Make sure you arrive at least 30 minutes the built-up tension hidden around your 48 WHAT’S ON SEPTEMBER 2011

body’s nooks. Therapist Odiya is equally happy giving you everything from a gentle rub to getting her elbows stuck in – so let her know your preference. After the initial de-stress oil massage, warmed up golf balls are brought into play and pressed firmly into all your pressure points – unorthodox, but effective.

Al Badia Golf Club, InterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 9am to 8pm. Tel: (04) 7011257. albadiagolfclub.ae WHAT? Sports man massage WHERE? Man/Age HOW MUCH? Dhs320 for an hour, Dhs425 for 90 minutes Personalised by choice of essential oil, areas of focus and pressure level, one glance at our therapist’s stocky build leads us to wisely downgrade our usual ‘firm’ request to ‘medium-to-firm’. Various contortions follow soon afterward. All four limbs are lent a new lease of life by brisk rounds of stretching, while liberal applications of the spray-on essential oil nicely eases a particularly stiff lower back.

Level One, Marina Mall, Abu Dhabi, Sat to Wed 10am to 10pm, Thurs 10am to 11pm, Fri 2pm to 11pm. Tel: (02) 6818837. managespa.com

MIND & BODY

HOW TO… MAKE NEW FRIENDS In this ever-transient region, when pals depart it’s time to expand your horizons.

Put on your friendliest face, make room in the diary and wade into new social circles GOOSEBERRY Gooseberry is the website that brings together foodies for social dinners in Dubai. Diners are matched by age, interests and location, and then introduced over a meal, with tables of up to ten people enjoying a feed and good chat at a restaurant. Membership costs Dhs1,500, which entitles you to eight events and is open to over 25s. gooseberrydubai.com

NEW IN ABU DHABI Newcomers to the capital can find plenty of kindred spirits by joining this almost 500strong online Abu Dhabi group. It acts as a home base for organising evening and weekend social events, including coffee, dinners, drinks, beach visits and barbecues.

Come armed with inspiration too, as new suggestions for meet ups are welcome. meetup.com/New-in-Abu-Dhabi

NEW TO DUBAI A community event open to people who have recently arrived in the UAE, New To Dubai will showcase everything from local sports clubs and choirs, to maintenance companies and dentists. Free to attend, the evening will also offer entertainment, advice from experts, entertainment and giveaways. facebook.com/newtodubai

ROTARACT CLUB OF JUMEIRAH Meet people and do charitable work too, with this organisation for professionals under30. It meets every Monday night to address community and social issues, and has arranged events including a fashion show featuring local designers, with all proceeds going to Dubai causes. It’s a friendly, informal meet up, and is always looking for new members. rotaractjumeirah.org

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Fencing Our features writer, Matt, spends far too much time indoors watching films. So we thought we’d send him off to brave whatever adventures we deem fun and/or silly enough to make us laugh.This month, Matt tackles… fencing One of cinema’s golden rules: the master swordsman always gets the girl. Errol Flynn, Antonio Banderas, Orlando Bloom – I’m pretty sure that all their success boils down to how well they wield a sword. Safe with this watertight theory in mind, I headed to the MK Fencing Academy for a bit of swordplay. En garde.

GETTING STARTED

Tempted as I am to pick up a sword and start slashing away at imaginary foes, my instructor, Maria, is quick to tell me that there is no messing around when it comes to fencing. Safety is key. Plans to swing from curtains and chandeliers drift sadly (but safely) from my mind.

After a brief warm up she introduces the three types of weapons and explains their differences: the foil – lightest and traditionally used for duelling, épée – heavier than the foil with a larger hand guard, and sabre – the heaviest and most pirate-like, used for slashing. We start with the épée, and I inwardly curse the lack of potential pirate slashing on the horizon.

MOVEMENT

My previous duelling experiences revolve around me scampering away to a safe distance, so I am happy to learn that speed and being slight of foot is essential to fencing.

First up, we learn the ‘en garde’ stance. Legs should be shoulder width apart, your knees bent with your legs in an L-shape and your dominant foot facing forward.

Your sword arm should be slightly bent and held out in front, with your back arm held up behind you. Moving towards or away from your opponent relies on staying in the stance and quickly shuffling

forward or backward. Maria pairs me up with Simon, a ‘veteran’ of one previous lesson and, unarmed, we practice reacting to and anticipating each other’s movements.

ON THE ATTACK

Ah, the lunge. Now we’re talking.

Let’s face it – the whole reason anyone takes up fencing is to score that classic lunge to the chest. Extending your sword arm and lunging forward seems simple enough, but that’s before you factor in an array of defensive movements and counter attacks available to your foe. To help make our lunge more effective, we are taught the ballestra – an explosive jumping motion, and VERDICT Fencing is a sport that can take various feints essential to catching years to master: the subtle moveone’s opponent off guard. ments, gauging your opponent’s DEFENCE ability and the skill to fully capiApparently, telling Simon that his talise on an opening are all things shoelace is untied does not constithat come through time, focus tute as a ‘valid defence’. What does, and practice. As far as learning however, are subtle movements of the basics, the beginner classes the wrist, known as parries, which are affordable, informative and, deflect the opponent’s blade. Quick most importantly, fun. Although, motions such as these allow you to it might take a few more years enjoy the upper hand in the duel, before I am able to impress the especially when counter-attacking. girls with my skills.

MK Fencing Academy, Raffles International School, Jumeirah, Dubai, beginners épée Wed 6.30pm to 7.30pm, advanced épée and foil Wed 7.30pm to 9pm, Dhs60. Tel: (050) 7944190. dubaifencingclub.com Emirates Heritage Club, near Zayed University, Abu Dhabi, Sun, Tue and Thurs 8pm, Emiratis free, expats Dhs100 to Dhs150 per session with equipment provided, Dhs35 per session with own equipment. Tel: (050) 3203421

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Literally translates to "on [your] guard".

Fencers take this stance when they are ready to begin

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PARRY

A defensive deflection of an opponent's weapon

LUNGE

An attacking move that can cover a lot of distance. It also ensures that your body is a safe distance away from an opponent's counter-attack

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I’m in pretty decent shape, but if I do put on weight it’s always around the stomach. I’ve heard this is a problem common to most men. Do you have any tips for banishing my belly?

Faisal, Abu Dhabi Just as the majority of women tend to store most of their weight around their hips and thighs, men tend to store it around the lower part of the abdomen. Honestly, it’s generally a by-product of the food and drink we consume, alongside environmental and psychological stresses, which are linked to the hormone cortisol.

Ask any man where the last place they lose weight is and they’ll say the lower part of the abdomen, so don’t worry, you are not alone. By simply focusing your food intake on sources of protein, good fats and carbohydrates in the form of fibrous vegetables and those varying in colour you will be able to drop body fat from your belly.

Add to that a training programme that is written for fat loss and you can’t go wrong. But let me make one thing loud and clear – sit-ups won’t do it.

embarking on a well-planned strength and conditioning programme, which does need to be gym-based. Perhaps you could look at doing two pitch or court sessions and two to three gym sessions per week. But don’t waste your time on isolation exercises.

I love popcorn – going to the cinema isn’t the same without it – but I’ve heard that even a small, salted box contains hundreds, or even thousands, of calories. Is popcorn bad for me?

Gemma, Al Quoz, Dubai Popcorn itself is not very calorie dense. After all, what is it? Popped kernels of corn, plain and simple.

Air popped popcorn is naturally high in fibre, low in calories and fat, contains no sodium and is sugar free. However, the way in The new sporting seasons are about to start. If I play sport two which it is prepared, as well as or three times a week, can those the choice of topping you decide sessions act as replacements for to coat your popcorn with, can massively alter the number of gym work, or do I still have to calories you end up consuming, keep up my three weekly gym which is all too easy if you like sessions? going to the cinema. Certain Jean-Paul, Satwa, Dubai studies have quoted that cinema If you truly want to out perform your peers, then I strongly suggest popcorn can range from 400 to 1,200 calories. If you do want your popcorn fix, stick with the air-popped variety.

CLUB DIARY This month's clubbing highlights

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Jamrock @ Sublime Lounge Urban and dancehall from DJ Brooklyn and DJ Taz. Ibis Hotel, Dubai World Trade Center, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies and couples free before midnight.

Tel: (04) 3324444

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Al Maya Island Beach Party @ Al Maya Island Season opener for popular parties on the idyllic island resort.

Al Maya Island & Resort, Abu Dhabi, noon to 10pm, Dhs100, ladies free until 2pm.

Tel: (02) 6577777 Loaded @ Casa Latina Indie, pop and rock hip-shakers from the See You Next Friday gang (also Sep 30).

Ibis Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Al Barsha, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, free. Tel: (055) 8825675. www.facebook.com/seeyounextfriday

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Fashion Overdose @ Armani/Privé Pierre Ravan, plus residents.

Armani/Privé, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies free.

Tel: (04) 8883308. dubai.armanihotels.com

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Danism @ Ministry Of Sound Brit house double act, aka Dan Smith and Dan Nu:Tone, plus Conan Manchester.

XL Beach Club, Habtoor Grand Beach Resort, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies free before midnight. Tel: (04) 4084444. myspace.com/danismuk

Vogue Party @ Ryders Lounge Lavish new party with tunes from DJs Lady Red Label, Ka Boo and Kat. Abu Dhabi City Golf Club, 19th and 24th Street, Al Mushrif, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to 3am, Dhs100 including one drink, ladies and couples free. Tel: (050) 2641834. adcitygolf.ae

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Ferry Corsten @ Progressive Beats Boutique The Dutch trance scene leader flies into town ahead of his forthcoming fourth studio album.

Dubai World Trade Centre, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, Dhs150 to Dhs250. Tel: (050) 3832012 or (050) 3830405. ferrycorsten.com

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Audio Tonic @ Sea Lounge New season, new location for the Audio Tonic crew, with residents Mr Mr, Vas Floyd, Raxon, JC and Soulfisher.

Monte Carlo Beach Club, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 9pm to 3am, free. Tel: (02) 6563500. myspace.com/audiotonic

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Chris Montana @ Viva The German DJ is joined by Darko De Jan and Patrik Carrera Armani/Privé, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies free. Tel: (04) 8883308. myspace.com/djchrismontana

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Roberto Mermand @ Relax@12 Globetrotting spinner brings his beats back home.

Aloft, Abu Dhabi National Exhibition Centre,

16 MustHaveSoul @ Sea Lounge The swanky Monte Carlo Beach Club opens its doors this month and the MustHaveSoul crew are taking full advantage with a brand new residency. MHS’ Simon Reid reveals all…

Are you excited about helping to launch MCBC? Extremely. The venue is amazing, right in front of the beach with a fantastic Funktion One soundsystem, for all the sound geeks out there. As with all of our nights, you can expect the very best in soulful dance music by our team of residents. Once a month we will be bringing international DJ talent to Abu Dhabi. Our first guest will be UK producer/DJ Soul Purpose on Oct 7.

Are you aiming to replicate the vibe of your parties in Dubai at 360°?

MCBC has many similar features: a great sound system and it's Abu Dhabi, 5pm to 3am, free. Tel: (02) 6545138. www.relaxat12.com

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Sunset Sessions @ AudioTonic

23 Matt White @ Ministry Of Sound R&B Anthems British king of smooth R&B bangers Matt White has also worked with countless superstars at major record label Universal. He kicks off Ministry Of Sound’s new night at Sensation…

You were the first UK R&B DJ to play Dubai. How has the city changed since you first came over?

So much; buildings and streets popped up out of nowhere every six months, golf courses came and went, and clubs changed more than I care to remember. I love golf so I’m going to try and find time for a round or

two, plus I’m going to check out some restaurants. And I collect classic watches, so I may head to the Gold Souk to see if I can find one. Dubai has always been so good to me and appreciated the music, so it’s always nice to go back and see how it’s changed.

Of all the multi-million-selling artists you’ve worked with, who has been your favourite?

Eminem and Snoop Dogg’s humour is hysterical. 50 Cent and Nicole Scherzinger’s work ethics are incredible.

Black Eyed Peas’ sense of togetherness reminds me of being in a family. LMFAO make a day feel like an hour, But working with Timbaland and Dr Dre… my two favourite producers of all time, hands down.

predominantly outside with sea views.

In our mind, it’s the best place to view the sunset in Abu Dhabi, which always creates a special vibe.

What else is in the pipeline?

We're working on a few projects. We're also looking in to doing international tours in 2012, plus we have our DJ agency, MustHaveDJs. And we've been trying to launch a label for a while now. We're hoping by the end of this year we'll have a solid release in place.

Monte Carlo Beach Club, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (02) 6563500. musthavesoul.com A ten-hour pre-launch for Audio Tonic’s sixth season, led by residents including Mr Mr, Raxon and Julian Jinx.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Al Sufouh, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. myspace.com/audiotonic

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Eclectic Circle @ MustHaveSoul Launch of MHS’s new regular eclectic Saturday night, digging out northern soul to house.

360º, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Al Sufouh, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. musthavesoul.com

30 Does it inspire your own DJ career?

Not really. I had success as a producer and DJ with Soul II Soul, Kiss FM and Ministry Of Sound before many of the artists I work with had a deal. But it makes me proud that I can help them achieve the success they deserve.

Sensation, Crowne Plaza, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies free before midnight. Tel: (04) 3311111. facebook.com/djmattwhite

Jerry Ropero @ Viva Belgian-born, Croatia-based house name, plus residents.

Armani/Privé, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100, ladies free. Tel: (04) 8883308. myspace.com/ jerryroperoofficialmyspace Liquid Rain Pool Party @ Aloft Radio 1 takes over Aloft’s huge regular party, broadcasting live from the splash pool.

Abu Dhabi National Exhibition Centre, Abu Dhabi, 4pm to 3am, Dhs100 including two drinks, ladies free. Tel: (02) 6545138. relaxat12.com

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dXb Beach Festival Aiming to attract an estimated 12,000 revellers, with 27 artists over three stages, the brand spanking new dXb Beach Festival is an impressively ambitious way to celebrate the end of summer. The headline draw is a live set from party-loving American electro duo LMFAO, who leapt to fame after second album, Sorry For Party Rocking, was released earlier this year. The album,s first single, Party Rock Anthem, confirmed the pair,s stratospheric rise, topping charts in their homeland and abroad. Also playing live are Black Cards, the new electronic project from Fallout Boy rock icon Pete Wentz.

Elsewhere on the line-up, house heads are very well catered for in the shape of experienced Argentine Hernan Cattaneo, British scene leaders Dave Seaman and Nick Warren, and remix king Tommie Sunshine. US indie hip hoppers The Cataracs, Amanda Wilson, Jimmy Van M and a host of top spinners complete the bill, spread across the pool, beach and indoor tent stages, alongside a clutch of local deck-shredding talents.

Sep 30, Nasimi Beach, Atlantis The Palm, Dubai, 2pm to 3am, Dhs350 to Dhs950. Tel: (04) 4262626. dxbfestival.ae

Nick Warren

The Bristol-based DJ, and one half of seasoned production duo Way Out West, recalls his top five favourite musical cities from his global travels Buenos Aires, Argentina Buenos Aries has wonderful people, amazing food, great football and a crowd who love deep underground music. What more could I ask for?

Reykjavik, Iceland For its small population, Iceland produces an amazing number of talented bands and musicians, such as Björk and Sigur Rós. It’s also one of the friendliest places to visit.

Bristol, UK My hometown is a hotbed for musical talent. The list is amazing: Massive Attack, Portishead, Way Out West, Roni Size and many, many more.

New York, USA NYC is always an exciting place to visit and to perform in; very cool crowds and the chance to see some amazing emerging talent every night of the week.

Turku, Finland This is my second home and where I always seem to be inspired to write my music. It’s also home to many amazing Finnish electronic artists. djnickwarren.com

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Hernan Cattaneo Growing up in Buenos Aires in the late 1980s, Hernan Cattaneo’s life was changed when he first heard Chicago house. He hasn’t looked back since, playing every inhabited continent on earth in a career that has confirmed him as one of South America’s biggest DJs Argentina isn’t necessarily mentioned in the same clubbing breaths as, say Detroit or Berlin, but it must still be an incredible place to play?

I’ve heard many of the biggest DJs in the world choosing Argentina as their favourite place to play. In Buenos Aires there are some of the greatest events in America, like the Moonpark shows or Creamfields Argentina, the biggest Creamfields event outside the UK. Do you think your South American roots give your music a certain rhythm that producers elsewhere in the world might not be able to harness?

There’s a mix of that, even when I don’t play any Latin or related music in my sets. I would say the approach is different. We have always been close to a big variety of styles.

You’ve played Dubai on several occasions. Do you look forward to shows here?

I’ve been to Dubai many times, most of them playing Peppermint, and always had a very good time. The mix of cultures makes a great atmosphere and that’s crucial to having a good show.

Are there any countries left that you haven’t played that you really want to visit on tour?

Over the past 12 years I’ve had the privilege to travel to almost every city in the world where there’s club culture. Maybe Thailand would be the one left.

You’ve just played in Greece with Nick Warren, who is also on the dXb bill. Are you two pals?

We are very good friends. We’ve played together many times around the world.

I’m also friends with Dave Seaman and Jimmy Van M. I think Dubai will really enjoy our shows. It’s going to be a really good festival. hernancattaneo.com

Dave Seaman

British house legend Dave Seaman celebrates dXb’s sandy setting with a beachbased inquisition…

Are you a beach lover?

Not at all, actually. I hate beaches. It’s just not natural. Human beings aren’t built for sweating in the sand. I’d much rather be by a pool with air-conditioning.

Factor 50 or sunburn?

I’m an Englishman with a bald head who goes red very quickly. I’ve been various shades of lobster over the years, but I’ve learnt my lesson.

Swim-shorts or Speedos?

Oh, swim-shorts, unless you need to scare everybody off the beach.

Which are you favourite beaches in the world?

I really like Sa Caleta in Ibiza. Cocoa Island in the Maldives, where I went on my honeymoon, is beautiful. And Boracay in Manila is truly stunning. djdaveseaman.com

TRAVEL

48-hours in

Istanbul The Turkish capital is less than five hours flight from the UAE, but once there it feels like a million miles away

Old and new: The Ortakoy Mecidiye mosque sits next to the Bosphorus bridge

The cliché about Istanbul is that the two sides straddling the mighty Bosphorus are a bridge between East and West. But on our first day in the Turkish capital, our Bosphorus yacht tour guide told us, “don’t bother with the Asian side, there’s nothing there. People might live on the Asian side, but they work, eat and play here on the European side – this is the real Istanbul.”

And though we did have a desire to see the famous Hyderpassa Station – the only notable sight on the Asian side flagged in all the guide books – it is “just a train station”, and there is plenty on the European side to give you a taste of the Turkish capital in two busy days. And it’s sure to leave you hungry for more.

Everyone who has been to Istanbul returns full of an unbridled passion for the city – determined to persuade all their friends to add Turkey’s stamp to their passport. Some cite how easy it is to get around on foot compared to the UAE, others the many delicious restaurants that have sprung up – some homely, others intriguingly inventive – but Istanbul’s charm is that the majority of its citizens are modern, open-minded and distinctly European in attitude, whereas its architecture, its makeup, is a fascinating blend of old and new. It’s not hard to find yourself sipping a bottle of the local brew Efes in a rooftop beer garden looking down on people striding along the chic, suburban streets of Ortakoy. Nor alternatively, quaffing a cocktail at a terrace table of a highend fusion restaurant overlooking the waters of the Golden Horn and the frenetic streets and majestic timeworn buildings of Eminonu, Cagaloglu and Sultanahmet beyond. East and West, old and new – Istanbul has it all. And a surprising amount can be packed into a short space of time.

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TRAVEL DAY ONE:

9am to 11am Wake up at the boutique W Istanbul in the gentrified district of Besiktas. Close to the suburban bars and cafés of Ortakoy, and within comfortable walking distance (or a short taxi ride) of almost anywhere you would want to visit in the city. Walk the 15 minutes to Ortakoy, taking a detour to the water’s edge to ogle the grand Bosphorus Bridge, and enjoy breakfast or coffee at The House Café (thehousecafe.com) before browsing the scattering of small shops dotted around the streets near the quayside.

If you’re visiting Ortakoy on a Sunday, make sure you visit the small Sunday market and pick up a few knick-knacks.

11am to 1pm From Ortakoy, walk back along Ciragan Caddesi until it merges into Dolmabahce Caddesi, at which point you can take in the Dolmabahce Sarayi – the baroque palace on the banks of the Bosphorous, formerly home to the Ottoman sultans and the scene of Ataturk’s death in 1938. Continue along the road that soon becomes Meclis-Mebusan Caddesi until you reach Istanbul Modern (istanbulmodern.org) in Karakoy, where you can admire Turkish art before taking a table on the terrace at the restaurant and enjoying one of its terrific pizzas while looking out over the Bosphorous.

1pm to 5pm Full of fine food, high culture and a tipple or two, you will be ready to explore the magnificently muddled streets and alleys of the Taksim and Beyoglu districts, right at the heart of the city.

Make your way up one of several very steep hills to the main shopping street, Istikal Cadessi, and wander towards the Galata Tower, pausing to take a couple of snaps of the seasoned buskers and street performers, or gaggles

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of children hopping on and off the slow moving tram. It’s worth exploring the maze of side streets surrounding the tower, maybe popping into one of the small bars or restaurants for refreshment, but you probably won’t want to dip into your wallet – it’s mostly tourist tat, unfortunately. The tower itself, though, begs to be climbed. The focal point of the Genoese community of medieval Constantinople, as it was then called, climbing, or taking a lift up, the Galata Tower and venturing out on to the dizzyingly slanted terrace that runs right around the building, you are afforded 360˚ views of the city.

8pm to 11pm If you’re only going to splash out on one dinner during your stay, make sure you book a table (well in advance) at the city’s most famous restaurant, Mikla (miklarestaurant.com), at The Marmara Pera in Beyoglu, where chef-owner Mehmet Gurs fuses Turkish and Scandinavian cuisine (trust us, it’s good).

11pm until bedtime If you’re not ready for bed, it’s possible to party into the wee small hours. You could just head up to Mikla’s roof terrace for cocktails, pop in to Nardis Jazz Club (nardisjazz.com) near the Galata Tower, or if you really want to party there are numerous nightclubs in the side streets of Beyoglu. Seek out electro haunt Indigo (livingindigo.com), or live music hot spot Babylon (babylon. com). If you’re really in the mood, jump in a cab and head to Reina (reina.com.tr) beside the Bosphorus in Ortakoy.

DAY TWO:

9am to 11am If you can only spare a morning, you would be a fool not to book a two-hour sightseeing cruise, which will take you from the Kabatas Pier, close to the Dolmabahce Sarayi, past palaces, mansions and adventurous locals in dubious swimwear contemplating a leap into the deep, dark water.

We booked through Zoe Yacht Cruises (bosphorusyacht.com), and enjoyed a couple of hours reclining with a beer while a pleasingly no-nonsense guide answered our questions.

11pm to 2pm Follow Meclis-Mebusan Cadessi until you reach the Galata Bridge over the Golden Horn to Eminonu. Seek out Kurukahveci Mehmet Efendi (Tahmis Sokak 66, Eminonu) and grab a bag of the best Turkish coffee in Istanbul, before visiting Haci Bekir (Hamidiye Cadessi 83, Eminonu) for a box of freshly made (don’t let them fob you off with the pre-packaged tourist guff ) pistachio lokum (Turkish delight). Your shopping done (for now), head to Sultanahmet and Yerabatan Sarnici, the Byzantineera underground cisterns made famous by James Bond film From Russia With Love, before taking in the majestic Blue Mosque.

2pm to 4pm Grab something hearty for lunch at one of the restaurants around the Blue Mosque before strolling to Cagaloglu and the labyrinthine Grand Bazaar. You will find everything from antique shops to purveyors of tourist junk under the Bazaar's roof, but make sure you head outside to the open-air courtyard where predominantly elderly gents with their wares laid out on rugs welcome all comers.

7pm to bedtime There’s no better way to spend your final evening than with a plate of tapas-style cold cuts and cheese washed down with a bottle of Turkish wine at the alfresco tables of Corvus (corvus.com.tr) in Besiktas.

A river runs through it: Istanbul sprawls along the banks of the Bosphorus

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Pottery barn: There are plenty of places to pick up brightly coloured knick-knacks

NEED TO KNOW HOW TO GET THERE

Air Arabia flies from Sharjah to Istanbul Sabiha Airport daily from around Dhs1,400

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"EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN TO ISTANBUL RETURNS FULL OF AN UNBRIDLED PASSION FOR THE CITY – DETERMINED TO PERSUADE ALL THEIR FRIENDS TO ADD TURKEY'S STAMP TO THEIR PASSPORT"

W Istanbul The W Istanbul is a boutique hotel in the vibrant and stylish district of Besiktas – the perfect location for Istanbul firsttimers (or second timers, for that matter). It’s on the right side of town for the quieter Istanbul Sabiha Airport, where most lowcost flights from the UAE will land, and promises a warm welcome with a team of helpful reception staff ready to provide maps and directions. The breakfast is superb (the French toast will see you through the busiest of mornings) and the hotel boasts a lobby lounge with free Wi-Fi, sleek second floor bar with a terrace and two restaurants.

It’s the trendiest hotel in the city. wistanbul.com.tr

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Travel talk

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Najwa Najjar Dubai International Film Festival is screening Najwa Najjar’s Pomegranates & Myrrh. The award-winning Palestinian film-maker believes that travel should be central to everyone’s life What’s the best holiday you have ever had?

I loved Cuba. It is one of the last remaining non-commercial destinations, with fantastic people, scenery, history, beaches, music and food.

This month’s travel news CARBON-NEUTRAL TRAVEL The MENA region welcomes its first carbon neutral travel company, Wildguanabana.

Recently opened in Dubai, the adventurously named company specialises in bespoke alternative travel ideas, and ensures that your itinerary and all its journeys are carbon neutral. wildguanabana.com EID GETAWAY Dnata is offering several three-night getaways (including 62 WHAT’S ON SEPTEMBER 2011

What has been your biggest travel disaster?

I don’t look at single bad incidents that have happened; I think the biggest travel disaster would be not travelling at all.

If you could advise people to visit one destination, what would it be?

Palestine, of course.

What are your top three tips for surviving a long airport layover?

You should try and pay a visit to the stopover destination. Before you travel, try to download films and books. And, if you have enough frequent flyer miles, go and relax in one of the lounges.

What do you never travel without?

I always make sure I have my laptop or iPad, a book, toothbrush and change of clothes.

Sept 1 to 14, Pomegranates & Myrrh, The Picturehouse, Reel Cinemas, The Dubai Mall, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4491988. reelcinemas.ae

flights) to Malaysia, Thailand and the Maldives during the Eid Al Fitr break. But you’ll have to act quickly; the offers have to be snapped up by September 15.

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ASK AWAY Open Skies editor and passport stamp collector, Conor Purcell,answers your travel dilemmas I would like to trek up a mountain, but I really don't want to join the "I've climbed Kilimanjaro" crowd. I'd also like to see some exciting wildlife on the way. Any suggestions?

Nick, Dubai Marina The best place in Africa for mountains is the area bordering the Great Rift Valley in the north-east of the continent. This is as desolate and rugged as Africa gets, and areas like the Danakil Depression (straddling Ethiopia and Djibouti) are otherworldly.

Northern Ethiopia has some of the best trekking in the world: the Semien Mountains are particularly stunning; with Ras Dashen (at more than 4,500 metres) a worthy climb.

The mountains contain baboons, ibex, wolves and caracal, as well as numerous small villages. Local guides are available or you can go through a trekking company. For something more extreme, head east towards the Eritrean border and the Afar Depression.

This particularly venomous stretch of land contains the Erta Ale volcano, one of the most spectacular in the region. The heat, isolation and local tribesmen (you will need armed guards) mean this is a trek for the hardy, but on the plus side, it is light years away from the Birkenstock set you will meet on Kilimanjaro.

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Splashing out to start the weekend in grand fashion.

Crack open champers with Dhs449 for unlimited Moët and Chandon.

Dhs299 with wine and beer or Dhs249 with soft drinks.

Wonderful food, indulgent drinks and a top drawer setting.

Fairmont Bab Al Bahr, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (02) 6543333. fairmont.com

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Join queues of satisfied brunchers for swish, modern Indian dining.

Biryanis, kebabs, plus plentiful selections for meat-shunning brunchers.

The Souk is your one-stop destination for a day of food, fashion and fun.

Getting a taste of spicy – and reassuringly pricey – Indian cuisine, among the very best the capital has to offer.

At Dhs475, this is at the walletdraining end of Abu Dhabi brunches. Freeflowing Lanson champagne eases the financial pain.

If there's a better Indian in the city, we haven't found it yet.

The Souk at Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 12.30pm to 3pm. Tel: (02) 5581769. soukqaryatatalberi. com

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Relaxed, with a splendid bar, complementing an a la carte menu.

No low-rate international buffets here.

Just quality Asian-inspired dishes aplenty.

The brave might start to think about venturing toward the terrace as September wears on.

Late risers in need of an overdue Friday recovery session, or the preface to a fullon night out.

Dhs200 with unlimited champagne should have you charging your glasses.

Where else can you find such an affordable brunch with unlimited champers?

InterContinental Hotel, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, 2pm to 6pm. Tel: (02) 6666888. ichotelsgroup. com

A What's On fave; expect style and good times at this Emirates Palace highlight.

Pick either Friday or Saturday for a choice of Michelin star quality set or a la carte menu.

Emirates Palace.

Need we say more?

Sampling one of our favourite restaurants on a relative budget.

Dhs325 including a bottle of Laurent Perrier champagne or Dhs199 with tea.

Bite-sized tastes of our Hot List-topping restaurant.

Emirates Palace, West Corniche, Abu Dhabi, Friday and Saturday noon to 3pm. Tel: (02) 6909000. hakkasan.com

Redefining brunch, this Friday 'brunner' has a soundtrack provided by the resident P&C DJ.

Hot grills, live sushi station and a mojito bar.

Shangri-La, as its name suggests, is a real hotel paradise, beaten only by views of the Grand Mosque.

Avoiding an early start while getting over Thursday night in some style.

Dhs349, including a generous range of champagne, sparkling wine, cocktails, wine, beer and soft drinks.

A genuine pearl in Abu Dhabi's oyster of brunch options.

Shangri-La, Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 1pm to 4pm. Tel: (02) 5098888. shangri-la.com

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Emirates Palace It doesn’t come much more authentic than Mezlai’s Emirati seafood family brunch, combining traditional dishes with underwater delights from calamari to the shark-based weld al-walad soup. Enjoy a welcoming family atmosphere surrounded by a luxurious interior based on the heritage of the UAE. West Corniche, Abu Dhabi, 2pm to 5pm, Dhs180. Tel: (02) 6909000. emiratespalace.com PRICE

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With different offerings on Fridays and Saturdays, this is an easygoing weekend choice.

International buffet on Fridays, while Saturdays serve up the Global Brunch, starring Chinese and Vietnamese splendours.

Shoreline views ensure the spacious all-day restaurant should hold your attention for several hours.

Families through to party people. This brunch doesn't discriminate.

Dhs260 with wine and beer on Fridays, Dhs240 with a glass of bubbly or Dhs190 with wine and beer on Saturdays.

One of What's On's favourite hotels keeps everybody happy.

Shangri-La, Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (02) 5098888. shangri-la.com

Kick back early on, as this brunch begins relaxed, although proceedings can become livelier later on.

Hauls of seafood fit to make the average fisherman swell with pride.

Get in a (sedate) spin at this revolving restaurant.

Guzzling fine seafood while gazing at stunning 360degree views of the city.

Dhs220 with unlimited red or white wine.

Remember where you're sitting, this isn't regular terra firma.

Le Royal Méridien, Khalifa Street, Abu Dhabi, 12.30pm to 3.30pm. Tel: (02) 6742020. leroyalmeridien. com

Becoming progressively more energetic as the afternoon wears on, with a live band and free-flowing bubbly.

A massive international buffet will satisfy all tastes, whether you fancy a roast or a Chinese.

This is a brunch you could get lost in. Want dessert? You'll have to venture out towards Cloud Nine Cigar Bar next door.

Dessert and cocktail fans, with great ranges of both sweet treats.

Dhs225, including unlimited bubbly.

Fun for all the family and sterling value for money.

Sheraton Abu Dhabi, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi, 12.30pm to 3.30pm. Tel: (02) 6773333. sheraton.com

Up tempo, thanks to the South American sounds of the Madeira Latino Band.

A huge salad bar at least helps towards levelling up what is traditionally the unhealthiest meal of the week.

A few strides from the InterCon's fine selection of bars, with afternoon beach access thrown in as part of the price.

Carnivores with appetites as big as their plates, as Chamas specialises in meat.

Dhs295 including free-flowing caipirinhas.

For meaty treats, look no further than Chamas.

InterContinental Hotel, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, noon to 3pm. Tel: (02) 6666888. ichotelsgroup. com

A relaxed brunch mirrored by its edge-ofthe-city-centre locale.

A spread that effortlessly encompasses meats, pasta, vegetarian dishes, fresh falafel and curries.

The nearby grassy expanses give this brunch a definite village vibe.

Enjoying a brunch sans alcohol – you'll be glad you did come Saturday morning.

A commendably affordable Dhs140.

Remove the usual excesses with a hearty family brunch.

One To One Hotel - The Village, Al Salam Street, Abu Dhabi, noon to 5pm.

Tel: (02) 4952000. onetoonehotels. com

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Successfully walking the tightrope between bustling and overly busy, with a constant flow of interesting revellers.

The souk is a onestop shop for dining and going out, with great views across the water to boot.

Starting or finishing the night in the company of an unpretentious crowd.

The cocktails aren't your bank balance's friend. Other than that, go for your life.

Towards the end of this month the alluring terrace should become a realistic option again.

The Souk at Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, Sat to Wed 7pm to 1pm, Thurs and Fri 7pm to 2am. Tel: (02) 5581680. emiratesleisureretail.com

This desirable brickwalled hangout, away from the hectic city centre, is nicely understated.

You can walk to almost all of Yas Island's surrounding entertainment.

That's how close it is.

Escaping the hustle and bustle.

Excellent value for money for these quietly sophisticated surrounds.

Y is Yas Island’s best bar none.

Yas Island Rotana, Yas Plaza, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, 4pm to 2.30am.

Tel: (02) 6564000. rotana.com

Encapsulating the spirit of a northern European bar perfectly.

Chamas, the Yacht Club and the rest of the InterCon's fine selection of dining and drinking are only a brief dash away.

Top grub and beverages with your mates. If you're in the mood for seafood, unlimited mussels for Dhs120 on Tuesdays are a steal.

Good things come at a price, so don’t turn up at Belgian Café with chump change only.

For sweet morsels that could come direct from Brussels, try the sublime Belgian waffles.

InterContinental Hotel, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, 5pm to 1am.

Tel: (02) 6666888. ichotelsgroup.com

Spacious bar and plush furniture equals a swish vibe.

Things can get a little rowdier as the evening goes on, though.

It’s only a few steps from all the restaurants and bars a reveller could ever need around Yas Island.

Grabbing a bite to eat on your night out: the snack menu is chock with bar food beauties.

Very reasonable, all things considered.

Whether lounging early evening, or kicking the pace up later, Stills excels.

Crowne Plaza Yas Island, Yas Plaza, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, noon to 1am. Tel: (02) 6210000. ichotelsgroup.com

Open again after Ramadan, Brauhaus foregoes German beer hall vibes for something altogether more intimate.

Beach Rotana has sufficient entertainment to deserve an extended visit, with Prego's, Rodeo Grill and Trader Vic's.

Living life like Oktoberfest isn't just once a year.

Indeed, you may barely notice when it does come around at the end of this month.

Some of the speciality beers will leave your wallet lighter, but there are good drinks deals to be had, too.

Tankards at the ready: this is German pub craft at its most authentic.

Beach Rotana, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, 12.30pm to 11.30pm.

Tel: (02) 6979000. rotana.com

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Le Royal Méridien The archetypal spit ‘n’ sawdust UK pub is hard to come by in Abu Dhabi. Stroll into the Captain’s Arms, however, and it’s akin to stepping back in time to a pre-smoking ban Britain of several years ago. The beer range is solid, the vibe cosy and the banter is, well, let’s just say that expats should feel at home.

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Chilled and classy, but without any of the look-at-me attitudes on show at certain other bar-slash-clubs in the city.

On the roof of Aloft, among the city's hippest hotels.

Chilling on the rooftop terrace as summer starts to cool into autumn and checking out top name DJs at the weekends.

Cheaper than you might imagine from Relax's inviting interior.

House beats and demure socialising will soundtrack a top night out.

Aloft, Abu Dhabi National Exhibition Centre, Khaleej Al Arabi Street, abu Dhabi, 5pm to 2am.

Tel: (02) 6545000. aloftabudhabi.com

Upmarket sports bar with Formula 1 themes and motor sport memorabilia aplenty. After renovations, it's now boasting extra big screens and a VIP cocktail lounge.

Barely a pit lane's length away from the Marina Circuit, walking distance to Cipriani, and only a two-minute cab ride from the hospitality hub of Yas Island.

A pre-club warmup or somewhere to catch the big match or race on television in comfort.

Thankfully the cars idolised at Stars 'N' Bars move much faster than the rate your wallet will empty here.

A grid leader, even if we'd like to see it stay open a touch later come the weekend.

Yas Marina, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, Sun to Wed 11.30am to midnight, Thurs to Sat 11.30am to 1am.

Tel: (02) 5650101. starsnbars.ae

Returning after a Ramadan breather, the Yacht Club takes things easy early evening, cranking the pace up later at night.

With regular DJs, you can dance off a belly-swelling meal at any of the InterCon's restaurants.

The fairer members of the species, on Wednesday ladies nights at least, or gobbling unlimited sushi on Tuesdays.

A touch above average; the evening can get expensive if you aren't careful.

The Yacht Club will regain its rightful standing once it's cool enough for the terrace.

InterContinental Hotel, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, Sat to Wed noon to 1am, Thurs noon to 3am, Fri 2pm to 3am, Sat 5pm to 1am.

Tel: (02) 6666888. ichotelsgroup.com

Right up there with the city's swishest bars/ clubs, a reputation cemented by sets from DJs from across the globe.

The setting – the most luxurious hotel money can buy – guarantees gold-clad entertainment everywhere you look.

Savouring a divine meal at the neighbouring restaurant then taking to the dance floor.

Naturally, you can run up a bar tab the size of the Emirates Palace itself, although it is possible to enjoy a less expensive night here.

Far from as stuck-up as a seven-star hotel could end up.

Emirates Palace, West Corniche, Abu Dhabi, Mon to Wed 10pm to 3.30am, Thurs to Fri 11pm to 3.30am.

Tel: (02) 6907999. etoilesuae.com

A British bar vibe with a media twist, thanks to its proximity to TwoFour54.

You're in a five-star hotel, so be sure to visit one of the Park Rotana's plentiful restaurants while you're there.

Making the most of the generous happy hours and regular internationallythemed nights.

Not quite a steal, but then you wouldn't want somewhere that was too suspiciously cheap.

Western expats can temporarily banish homesickness for their fondly missed local.

Park Rotana, Al Matar, Abu Dhabi, noon to 2.30am. Tel: (02) 6573333. rotana.com

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Diners of exquisite taste from all walks of life relax in Hakkasan's cleverlydesigned dining areas.

Thoughtful layout of Oriental wooden paneldivided alcoves; mazy and luxurious.

Three What’s On Awards tells you everything you need to know – this is modern Asian cooking at its peak.

A Michelinstarred restaurant in the world’s most expensive hotel.

Pricey, but not eye-wateringly so. You won't be dining here every day, though, unless you own a wing of Emirates Palace.

Spellbinding décor, plus the most alluring dim sum that’s ever passed our lips.

Emirates Palace, West Corniche, Abu Dhabi, 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (02) 6909000. hakkasan.com

Marco Pierre White has combined a European homeliness with forwardthinking modernity.

Features that might not work in many other restaurants – such as a small wall fire – give MPW its unique character.

What’s On’s favourite steakhouse, and for good reason.

Brilliance with beef.

The Fairmont’s quality-oozing surrounds are custom made for an under-one-roof experience post-MPW.

The four-course beef tasting menu (Dhs489 with wine, until December) is expensive, but not unreasonable.

MPW deserves a foodie knighthood for steak served with undeniable British finesse.

Fairmont Bab Al Bahr, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 7pm to 1am.

Tel: (02) 6543333. fairmont.com

Refined, classy, elegant and quintessentially French.

Stately traditional Gallic sophistication, from the paintings to the tables.

The finest French classics available in Abu Dhabi, lent imaginative contemporary twists.

Wherever you go in ShangriLa – from restaurants to rooms – the attention to detail is stunning.

High end.

Hitting four figures isn't unobtainable.

Worth the financial pain, though, The wonderful wine list is, too.

You won't find many better French dining experiences this side of Paris.

See p31 for our review.

Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 6.30pm to 11.30pm.

Tel: (02) 5098888. shangri-la.com

A rather romantic retreat, characterised by low-level lighting and refined company.

The concept here is in the name, so expect black and white themes, representing the eponymous foodstuffs.

Exquisite caviar and freshly hooked seafood head up an imaginative menu.

There are countless delights to explore throughout Shangri-La and the nearby souk.

Turning to the caviar menu pages may result in major money haemorrhaging.

Other than that, you get what you pay for.

Two-toned delicacies with contemporary class throughout.

Shangri-La, Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 7pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (02) 5098888. shangri-la.com

Grand, but relaxed. Open once more after Ramadan.

Regal lighting, with garden views, although less obtrusively decadent than the Palace as a whole.

Expertly arranged fine dining. Leave room for the imposingly huge, but delicious, soufflés.

With restaurant, bar and nightclub elements, this is an entire evening out through a solitary door.

Reflective of the quality on offer.

This is Emirates Palace, after all.

Dine, dance and drink in luxury, all without leaving the premises.

Emirates Palace, West Corniche, Abu Dhabi, noon to 3pm and 7pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (02) 6909000. etoilesuae.com

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Open again post-Ramadan, this is possibly the Abu Dhabi restaurant to be seen at, while checking out fellow well-todo diners.

Clean, modern lines and effortlessly sophisticated.

Italian fine dining brought bang up to date.

The Marina Circuit and Yas Hotel are within eyeshot, making this Yas Island at its most iconic.

With wine for two, you shouldn't be surprised to crash through the four-figure barrier.

A lovely lunch option that transforms into a highly desirable dinner destination come evening.

Cipriani Abu Dhabi, Building 1, Yas Yacht Club, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, noon to midnight. Tel: (02) 6575400. cipriani.com

A contemporary update on the traditional Indian dining experience.

Simple, but effective, full of clean lines and soothingly subtle colours.

North Indian cuisine customised to your spice preference. We recommend the butter chicken.

The Souk, Shangri-La and nearby Fairmont will keep you comfortably occupied for hours.

Enough food to feed an army is only Dhs400 to Dhs500 for two.

Raising the bar for Indian restaurants in Abu Dhabi.

The Souk at Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 12.30pm to midnight. Tel: (02) 5581769. cplmg.com

An energetic South American vibe, with countless meat skewer-wielding waiters, all soundtracked

by Latino music.

Multiple dining levels, a sizeable salad bar installation and a separate bar ensure plenty to keep the eyes occupied.

The Chamas card is key here: green for more meat, red to take a breather.

Make the most of unlimited beef, chicken and lamb.

If you avoid the meat sweats, we recommend struggling over to the Belgian Café for a few brews.

Dhs225 for as much meat as you can handle.

Skip lunch beforehand.

The Favourite Americas Restaurant at the What’s On Awards continues to be a unique draw.

InterContinental Hotel, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, 6pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (02) 6666888. ichotelsgroup.com

Relaxed and inviting – a popular spot for Yas Island diners.

Clean lines and a spacious layout make this an unpretentious Italian.

Updating Italian staples, with notable attention to seafood. Special asparagus dishes are available during September.

Yas Island has sufficient entertainment options that the next stop on a night out is rarely far away.

Dhs400 for two without alcohol is possible, although do take a look at the extensive wine list.

Classic Italian dishes with a deal of 21st century flair.

Radisson Blu, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, Sun to Thurs 6pm to 11pm, Fri and Sat noon to 3.30pm and 6pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (02) 6562000. radissonblu.com

Bustling, although you should still be able to find a table at this expansive restaurant.

Eclectic and a little eccentric, with African masks, spears and animal skins lining the walls.

A huge array of fine dishes from around the world, from Indian curries to African grilled meats.

Pop into Left Bank, our top bar in the capital, after your meal - it’s virtually next door.

A meal for two should come in around Dhs700.

A restaurant that manages to master a variety of international cuisines.

The Souk at Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 7pm to midnight. Tel: (02) 5581868. mobasagrille.ae

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IT’S ANOTHER EXPERIENCE AT DHOW & ANCHOR Dhow & Anchor is where everyone unites for a good time together. Watch live matches and support your favourite team, enjoy traditional English fare in a lively atmosphere as well as savour our theme nights, every day of the week.

Dhow & Anchor on the Lobby Level is open from 12.00 pm.

For details call +971 4 406 8999 or visit jumeirah.com/dhowandanchor

Find out more. Scan the code on the top right corner with your smartphone to ďŹ nd out more and go to our website.

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Highly professional, but at the same time amiable.

Predominantly male, reflecting The Lounge's gents-only service.

A Moroccan bath will certainly wake you up, while elsewhere the choice is huge: haircuts/styling, shaves, bronzing and more.

The compact yet spacious villa layout means minimum traipsing between treatment rooms. And parking is an absolute breeze, too.

When the service is this good, price is only really a secondary concern, so don't expect to cheap out here.

An essential grooming stopoff for any man who wants to feel and look his best.

Al Khaleej Al Arabi Street, Abu Dhabi, Sat to Thurs 11am to 10pm, Tel: (02) 6677377. thelounge.ae

You’ll get the ultimate pampering experience from the predominantly Thai staff.

Treatments with such extravagant names as A Journey To The Island Of Java give keen indications that this is a grandiose experience.

Anantara occupies its own wing of Emirates Palace.

Space isn't an issue.

Around Dhs1,000 will be winging its way from your purse or wallet.

The diamond facial will take years off.

Emirates Palace, West Corniche, Abu Dhabi, 10am to 10pm. Tel: (02) 6909000. emiratespalace.com

Visit this ladiesonly spa and the welcoming therapists will analyse your skin before selecting a tailor-made treatment.

The Clarins Facial is our recommendation.

Varied full body treatements, plus waxing, hairstyling, Hypoxi and personal training are also available.

Above the cosmetics-filled displays of Paris Gallery, which takes a bit of searching, the treatment rooms are pure relaxation.

A little above midrange. Some longer treatments clock in nearer four figures, though, if you have cash to flash.

Ladies in search of serenity will find it here in every sense.

Paris Gallery, Khalidiyah, Abu Dhabi, Sat to Thurs 11am to 9pm, Fri 3pm to 9pm.

Tel: (02) 6678880. parisgallery.com

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Sweet and cheerful, you’ll relax from the second you stroll through the door.

An imaginative range, from Filipino hilot massages to caviar facials.

Far removed from the outside world, Chi is as peaceful as a temple in the Himalayas.

Not for those on a budget, but you’re undoubtedly getting what you pay for.

Chi has one of the greatest Jacuzzis in Abu Dhabi.

Shangri-La, Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 10am to 10pm. Tel: (02) 5098888. shangri-la.com

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Few therapists in the UAE are as friendly and skilled as here.

Standard treatments are complemented by the likes of exfoliating sand baths and waterbased Vichy spas.

Escaping from the city, the relaxing sight of the dunes of the Liwa Desert make the journey into the wilderness extra worthwhile.

Costly, but it's hard to put a price on such expertise in such a glorious location.

The jewel in this desert retreat's crown.

Qasr Al Sarab, Liwa Desert, Abu Dhabi, 10am to 10pm.

Tel: (02) 8862088. qasralsarab. anantara.com

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The menu rivals the Grand Millennium's imposing size. Try the green coffee body wrap and scrub for Zayna's ultimate detoxing pampering.

Individual changing and treatment rooms guarantees privacy and the lighting is pleasingly low level.

Above average, which accurately reflects the standard of Zayna overall.

There’s a great range of fitness classes, too.

Grand Millennium Al Wahda, Hazza Bin Zayed Street, Abu Dhabi, 9am to 10pm.

Tel: (02) 4439999. millenniumhotels. com

Personable. Ask for ‘firm’, however, and there’s no messing around.

Everything from candle wax massages to detox specialities.

Soft lighting and relaxing fragrance characterise Zen. The wide range of facilities include tranquility suites for couples.

Very reasonable considering you're in a five-star hotel.

A subterranean sanctuary to steal you away from the city.

Beach Rotana, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, 10am to 10pm. Tel: (02) 6979000. rotana.com

Friendly beyond the call of duty and brilliant at teasing away tension.

Imaginative and spanning a plethora of treatments. During September, get a free foot or hand treatment with every Balinese massage.

The dimmed changing room lights set the scene for a spa that thinks about your relaxation at every juncture.

Nudging the upper end of mid-range.

Our favourite spa on Yas Island – no mean feat in itself.

Radisson Blu, Golf Plaza, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, 10am to 10pm.

Tel: (02) 6562000. radissonblu.com

A pleasing mix of sweet but professional.

Luxurious and expansive. The hammams are something of a speciality.

Your senses are soothed at every turn, with running water features trickling throughout the spa.

Value for money is all relative: ESPA is expensive, admittedly, but it's also worth the outlay.

A spa adjacent to a Formula One circuit is about as glamorous as they come.

Yas Hotel, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, 9am to 11pm.

Tel: (02) 6560862. theyashotel.com

Chatty and cheery – you may even make a new friend before the treatment is over.

All the necessary options you would expect, plus notable facilities such as hammams.

Eden is a scaleddown paradise, disregarding the leisure centreesque changing areas, at least.

In terms of cost, this is about average.

Wind down in the aquamedic pool afterwards to complete a soothing visit.

Le Méridien, Tourist Club Area, Abu Dhabi, 9am to 11pm.

Tel: (02) 6446666. starwoodhotels.com

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Attentive, eager to please and happy to recommend post-treatment products.

Zen Spa

The Spa

Zayna Spa

Marina Mall Marina Mall’s bright lights might not aid the quest for easing aches and pains. Once inside Man/Age’s darkened rooms, though, the knowledgeable male staff will treat you to a relaxing-to-robust range of massages.

Ras Al Akhdar, Abu Dhabi, Sat to Wed 10am to 10pm, Thurs 10am to 11pm, Fri 2pm to 11pm. Tel: (02) 6818837. managespa.com

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BACKCHAT

WITH DJ NATALIE BROGAN

With a spate of new venues opening across Abu Dhabi in the coming weeks, starting this month with Monte Carlo Beach Club, DJ Natalie Brogan ponders what it means for clubbing in the capital…

I’ve been to Jordan and Qatar recently.

Their scenes are very small compared to Abu Dhabi. It’s very fast-paced over here; there’s a lot going on and quite a bit of competition.

Everybody’s constantly got to step up their game and have the next big DJ, brand or idea. Obviously, you wouldn’t get someone at MCBC like, say, David Guetta, who needs a huge venue. But somewhere not quite as big will work really well, especially on a beach.

Recently, a sign at the airport caught my eye. It said ‘The Middle East is now the biggest My first DJ gig in Abu Dhabi was nearly two tourism destination worldwide’. Developments years ago, at Chameleon bar at the Fairmont like this will bring even more people to Abu hotel. I’ve seen massive changes since then, but Dhabi on holiday, or even to come over here this expansion will be quite refreshing, just to and live. It’s a great place to build up a career have something different here. It’s going to be as a DJ, too. It’s definitely worked for me. As a an eye-opener – or an ear-opener, and should female DJ, it was hard to gain a good reputaattract more big-name international DJs to tion; people think women won’t be able to mix Abu Dhabi, aside from events like Creamor we’re just there to look pretty. But so long as fields. MCBC is much needed because, at the you network and push yourself, you can play moment, it’s only really Al Maya Island that worldwide. And the people you meet in Abu puts on beach parties. Dubai has beach and Dhabi are from across the world. pool parties every week, so it’s nice for Abu The clubbing scene is always changing. Even Dhabi to enjoy a bit of that. I think it will do the DJs in Abu Dhabi who credit themselves really well. with playing ‘good’ music think it’s quite hard

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here. There is a massive commercial scene, so unless people have heard it on the radio or TV, it’s quite difficult to get people to come to nights. But it’s getting there. People are much more musically educated now and have really opened up to different styles of music. As long as you know where you’re going, you can find a good night for everyone, any age, whether you’re into house, Arabic or R&B. I don’t know what the future holds for clubbing in Abu Dhabi. I’d like to see more festivals like Creamfields. But with good promoting, clubs here could be brilliant.Hotels run a lot of the bars. That’s why it’s good to get an outside brand – like MustHaveSoul or Audio Tonic, who both start residencies at MCBC this month – who really know what they’re doing to push the scene forward. Once a venue has that, it should be rocking. The people are out there; they want to hear good music and have a good time.

DJ Natalie Brogan is a regular fixture behind the decks at clubs and parties across Abu Dhabi, including Relax@12 and Al Maya Island