Andrea Alvarado
Instructions to Teach the Phone to Walk Pick up the phone and lay it on a cloud. Present it to the Lord Sun. Explain that for thousands of years the Lord Sun has been a teacher of walking classes. The Lord Sun will start by putting the phone to crawl. Then for the third time you should put baby powder on the corners of the phone so that it does not get a rash. The phone will then have to bend into 18 pieces to stretch its muscles. The phone will then start growing very long feet to be able to jump from the cloud. Now you must congratulate the phone for not only ta- king a step, but for also jumping from a cloud. You must grab the phone by its only strand of hair and guide it while it learns to walk on its own. If it falls or stumbles, you should pull its hair while talking to it in a very low voice. Be careful not to pull too hard though it is a unique phone, which only has one hair in its entire life. After two minutes, he will start walking alone without help. The phone has now learned to walk and is also ready to be able to marry.
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