MANNER
ON STARTING AGAIN AFTER YEARS OF DOMESTIC ABUSE AND BATTLING ADDICTION
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CONTENTS
FASHION & FEATURES
13. STYLE EDIT
A round-up of our favourite pieces
15. WHAT'S NEW?
The latest collections available
16. TREND REPORT
All the spring essentials
19. TRENDS
Nautical, New Romantics & Denim
24. VOYAGE: THE VELVET ROPE THAT STRANGLED ITSELF
Shot by Matt Porteous
28. EDITORIAL: SPRING AWAKENING
Fresh fashion arrivals, modelled by Ella Roberts
36. COVER: ALICEN MCNAIR
Words by Emily Smith
Shot by Matt Porteous
40. ADDICTION: A LOVE STORY
The common thread is the pursuit of an altered state
42. TIKTOK UNIVERSITY
The DIY apocalypse where everyone's an expert, fuelled by social media addiction
44. DENIM DAY
Denim Day is a symbol of solidarity, a visual representation of support, and a reminder that survivors are not alone
46. COMMUNITY SAVINGS
Empowering Jersey residents through financial inclusion
Shirt £199, All Saints
by Matt Porteous
Makeup: Kate Morrison
Hair: Damian Philpott
COVER Alicen McNair wears
Shot
44. 24. 28. 21.
15.
BEAUTY & WELLNESS
50. BEAUTY BUZZ
The latest news, trends and products
52. A SOLUTION FOR EYE CIRCLES AND NECK LINES
Lido Aesthetic Dermatology are excited to introduce their latest treatments
54. BB ACADEMY
Noticing a major gap in the beauty market, Sally Pitts has recently qualified as a beauty teacher
57. PAT MCGRATH FOR LA BEAUTE LOUIS VUITTON
The globally acclaimed makeup artist lends her vision and expertise to crafting a beauty experience that extends beyond products
58. THE POWER OF NATURE
Claire Bradbury writes about the many benefits of essential oils
LIFESTYLE
62. FOR THE HOME
The latest must-haves for the home
63. SECRET EATERS
A secret review of Red House Pizzeria & Coffee Shop
64. FUEL YOUR DAY: FRUIT, NUTS & SEEDS Recipes by Christian Gott
CONTRIBUTORS
CLAIRE BRADBURY
Claire works as an Eating Psychology Coach and in the healing arts as a Goddess Guide, working with women around their menstrual cycle, the divine feminine and the goddess within.
MATT PORTEOUS
Matt is a storyteller skilled in capturing every scene's emotions and hidden moments. His work is characterised by its transformative energy and authentic portrayal, reflecting his commitment to excellence.
Emily works in the charity sector and is passionate about supporting those less fortune than herself. In her free time she is a freelance journalist, loves a dip in the ocean or a run along the sea front.
DAMIAN PHILPOTT
Damian, a creative hair stylist with over 35 years of experience, is known for his innovative and artistic approach to hairdressing. Known for blending classic techniques with modern trends.
Originally from Vancouver, Kate graduated from the Blanche Macdonald Centre, where she earned a bachelor’s degree in makeup. She moved to Jersey in 2015, and launched her own venture, Kate Morrison Makeup Artistry.
CHRISTIAN GOTT
Christian is a full-time chef here on his fourth and favourite island and a father of two. Any spare time is spent writing about food and wine.
KATE MORRISON
EMILY SMITH
EDITOR'S LETTER
S"pring is a reckoning. A moment when the world exhales, unfurling from the grip of winter, daring itself to begin again. This issue of Manner is about that audacitythe courage to rebuild, redefine, and step into the light after darkness.
Our cover star, Alicen McNair, knows this journey intimately. Hers is a story of survival, not the neat, polished kind, but the raw, unflinching reality of clawing her way out of addiction, escaping domestic abuse, and finding herself again. It takes a rare kind of strength to own your past, to say, 'This is what I’ve endured, and I am still here'. Matt Porteous captures that strength perfectly, her beauty not in spite of her struggles, but because of them.
Fashion, too, is an act of transformation. In Spring Awakening, we shed the layers of winter and embrace something softer, something freer. In our feature on Voyage, we unravel the story of a brand that built itself on the power of exclusivity - until that very exclusivity became its downfall. It’s a reminder that in fashion, as in life, evolution is everything.
This issue also pulls back the curtain on the quieter addictions; the ones that don’t get whispered about in dark rooms, but the ones
we feed every day. The endless scroll, the search for validation, the way we pour ourselves into digital spaces, hoping for a hit of something real. Addiction is more than alcohol or substances; sometimes, it’s as simple as the need to escape ourselves.
And then, there’s Denim Day. A movement born from injustice, a protest against the idea that clothing could ever be consent. On April 30th, I’ll be wearing denim, not as a trend, but as a statement. As a reminder that silence is complicity and that every survivor’s story deserves to be heard. Jersey Action Against Rape (JAAR) invites you to take part in the Denim Day March on Saturday 19th April 2025, from 11:00AM to 1:00PM in St Helier.
But not everything in this issue is heavy. We also explore the lighter side of life, from the power of essential oils in a piece by Claire Bradbury to healthy snack recipes by Christian Gott. Plus, our Secret Eaters team takes on Red House Pizzeria—because sometimes, indulgence is just as important as restraint.
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FASHION & FEATURES
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STYLE EDIT
A ROUND-UP OF OUR FAVOURITE PIECES FOR THE SEASON AHEAD
JACKET £159, WILD AT NAUTILUS
BLOUSE £53, NOBODY'S CHILD AT VOISINS
TROUSERS £175, MARELLA AT NAUTILUS
WEDGES £99, DUNE LONDON
BAG £52, THE GOOSEBERRY BUSH
BOLERO £59, WILD AT NAUTILUS
TROUSERS £240, SHIRT £250, ME369 AT AFFINITY
BAG £240, KATE SPADE AT VOISINS
SKIRT £79.99, CHICHI
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WHAT'S NEW
THE LATEST COLLECTIONS FROM YOUR FAVOURITE LOCAL SHOPS
ME369
ME369, founded by Ronit Halfon, is known for its vibrant and eclectic designs. Created for women who love to express themselves through colourful and bold clothing, ME369 skilfully mixes vibrant prints with modern and comfortable cuts. Its history is rooted in a passion for unique design and quality, with each collection designed to inspire confidence.
AVAILABLE FROM AFFINITY
VILAGALLO
Vilagallo, a Spanish clothing brand, seeks to design clothing that is “classic with a twist”. Derived from the fusion of the surnames of its designers Ines Villalón and Beatriz Gallo, the colourful design and detailing of each piece embrace individuality with playful humour and versatility. Vilagallo is driven by feminine tailoring mixed with a kaleidoscope of global references.
AVAILABLE FROM NAUTILUS
DESIGUAL
The latest Desigual collection has dropped at Chichi. Our favourite piece? The classiccut trench coat with contrasting fabrics.
AVAILABLE FROM CHICHI WWW.CHICHILIFESTYLE.COM
KIND BAGS
The original Kind Bag product, the reusable bag is your go-to accessory for everyday use. Made from 100% recycled materials, it is lightweight yet capable of carrying up to 20kg. The built-in pouch allows you to fold the bag into a compact size for easy storage in your handbag or backpack. Ideal for grocery shopping, errands, and travel, this bag combines practicality with sustainability, ensuring you're never without a reusable bag. £15.99, THE GOOSEBERRY BUSH
TREND REPORT
ALL THE SPRING ESSENTIALS YOU NEED, INCLUDING THE LATEST PASTELS, OVERSIZED SHOPPERS AND MODERN SUITING
PASTEL POWER
DETAILING
SUPERSIZED SHOPPERS
LULULEMON
TOP £49, GRACE & MILA AT NAUTILUS
CARDIGAN £52, THE GOOSEBERRY BUSH
TRAINERS £108, VEJA AT VOISINS
BAG £57, WILD AT NAUTILUS
BAG £45, HARRIET & ROSE
VEST £185, GANNI AT VOISINS
SHIRT £159, MARELLA AT NAUTILUS
SHIRT £139, PENNY BLACK AT NAUTILUS
TOP £75,CHICHI
LEOPARD PRINT
GINGHAM
MODERN CUTS
BAG £363, MARC JACOBS AT VOISINS
BLOUSE £176, RIXO AT VOISINS
SHIRT £90, TROUSERS £90, MASAI AT AFFINITY
TROUSERS £180, MAMAB AT THE GOOSEBERRY BUSH
BLOUSE £30, NEXT
VEST £176, SKIRT £185, RIXO AT VOISINS
DRESS £125, CHICHI
S t y l e t h a t m a k e s a s t a t e m e n t
N E W B O U T I Q U E O P E N N O W
MARNI
NAUTICAL
CLASSIC STRIPES AND MARITIME-INSPIRED DETAIL OFFER A FRESH TAKE ON SEASIDE STYLE
NECKLACE £18.50, THE GOOSEBERRY BUSH
VEST £29, SELECTED FEMME AT VOISINS
SCRUNCHIE £24, DAMSON MADDER AT VOISINS
EARRINGS £19, CHICHI
BLAZER £245, VILAGALLO AT NAUTILUS
SWEATER £49, ST TROPEZ AT NAUTILUS
BLOUSE £62, DAMSON MADDER AT VOISINS
TOP £48, THE GOOSEBERRY BUSH
SHOES £40, THE GOOSEBERRY BUSH
JEANS £104, MASAI AT AFFINITY
NEW ROMANTICS
CAPTURE THE SPIRIT OF ROMANCE WITH FLOWING FABRICS AND FEMININE CUTS
DRESS £271, RIXO AT VOISINS
NECKLACE £295, ANNA BECK
BLOUSE £39.50, MARKS AND SPENCER
DRESS £209, SANCIA AT NAUTILUS
SKIRT £205, RIXO AT VOISINS
SKIRT £44, ST TROPEZ AT NAUTILUS
PUMPS £108.18, KURT GEIGER AT VOISINS
DENIM
BOLD CUTS AND CREATIVE WASHES DEFINE DENIM TRENDS
CAP £12.50, MARKS AND SPENCER
JEANS £80, MASAI AT AFFINITY
HEELS £108.18, CARVELA AT VOISINS
SHORTS £209, PAIGE AT NAUTILUS
BAG £44, THE GOOSEBERRY BUSH
JUMPSUIT £145, DESIGUAL AT CHICHI
BELT £49, CHICHI
DRESS £105, MASAI AT AFFINITY
JACKET £145, MASAI AT AFFINITY
VOYAGE: THE VELVET ROPE THAT STRANGLED ITSELF
BUILT ON THE THRILL OF DENIAL AND THE POWER OF EXCLUSION, VOYAGE MADE PEOPLE BEG FOR ENTRY - UNTIL NO ONE WAS BEGGING ANYMORE. IN THE END, THE SAME WALLS THAT KEPT THE WORLD OUT BECAME THE WALLS THAT BURIED IT.
PHOTOGRAPHS BY MATT PORTEOUS
MAKEUP: KATE MORRISON | HAIR: DAMIAN PHILPOTT
LOCATION: RED HOUSE
Certain brands emerge in the fashion world, captivating the zeitgeist with their unique vision and audacious approach. Voyage, a British fashion house founded by the eccentric Mazzilli family, was one such brand. Their journey, marked by exclusivity, artistic flair, and a touch of controversy, is a fascinating case study of the dynamics of the fashion industry.
The story of Voyage begins in the early 1990s, when Tiziano and Louise Mazzilli, along with their children Rocky and Tatum, established their boutique on London's fashionable Fulham Road. The brand quickly gained recognition for its distinctive aesthetic, a blend of vintage-inspired designs, bohemian chic, and a touch of theatricality. Their creations, often adorned with ribbons, embellishments, and unexpected details, exuded a sense of individuality and artistic expression.
Their unconventional approach to customer relations further amplified Voyage's reputation. The Mazzillis implemented a "Members Only" policy, restricting access to their boutique to a select clientele. This strategy, while raising eyebrows and attracting criticism, only fuelled the brand's mystique and desirability. Celebrities and fashionistas clamoured for an invitation to the exclusive world of Voyage, eager to acquire one of their coveted pieces.
Among those who sought entry into the exclusive world of Voyage were two of the world's most recognisable figures, Madonna and Naomi Campbell. However, their experiences with the brand were far from ordinary.
Madonna, the pop icon known for her everevolving style, was allegedly turned away from the
Voyage boutique due to her casual attire. While this incident added to the brand's notoriety, it also sparked criticism for its perceived snobbishness.
Naomi Campbell, the supermodel with a reputation as fierce as her runway walk, had a more complex relationship with Voyage. Initially an exclusive circle member, she was banned from the boutique, reportedly for rude behaviour. This incident further solidified Voyage's reputation for exclusivity and willingness to enforce its strict code of conduct, even for high-profile personalities.
Despite their initial success and the allure of exclusivity, Voyage's reign was not to last. As the fashion landscape evolved, the brand struggled to adapt - the rise of fast fashion and the increasing demand for accessibility challenged Voyage's business model. In the early 2000s, the company faced financial difficulties and ultimately went into liquidation.
The rise and fall of Voyage is a fascinating tale that encapsulates the allure and challenges of the fashion industry. The brand's journey serves as a reminder of the changing tides of fashion and the importance of adapting to the evolving landscape. While Voyage may no longer be a prominent name in the fashion world, their legacy inspires and influences future generations.
A warm thank you to Julia Jones for her impeccable eye for vintage glamour. Her carefully curated collection is a treasure trove of timeless elegance, blending history with high fashion. To explore her exquisite selections, visit her online or book an appointment at her Southport showroom. Contact her at maryjonesvintage@me.com
SPRING AWAKENING
FRESH FASHION ARRIVALS TO BLOOM IN STYLE
MODEL: ELLA ROBERTS
SHIRT £39.50, GILET £54, JEANS £48, THE GOOSEBERRY BUSH
ALICEN MCNAIR
BEING BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY 'I'M AN ALCOHOLIC' TAKES COURAGE, STRENGTH AND DETERMINATION. IT TAKES EVEN MORE COURAGE, STRENGTH AND DETERMINATION TO PACK UP YOUR LIFE AND MOVE TO JERSEY, HOLD DOWN A CAREER AND START AGAIN AFTER YEARS OF DOMESTIC ABUSE AND BATTLING ADDICTION.
WORDS BY EMILY SMITH | PHOTOGRAPHS BY MATT PORTEOUS MAKEUP: KATE MORRISON | HAIR: DAMIAN PHILPOTT
Born in Chester in 1967 alongside her twin brother, Alicen had no idea what path her life would take. But it was at just six months old that her life first changed dramatically when she was adopted alongside her twin brother. Alicen was just a tiny baby, already having moved homes and now living with a couple who had children of their own and who, she says, 'never really loved her like their own.'
'Family life was very regimental,' she recalls. 'We had to go to church every Sunday, and both my parents were very strict. We lived in a big house in a very posh area, but the school I attended was in a market town, so I always felt I stuck out and didn't have many friends.
'I was dyslexic, but it wasn't understood back then, so everyone just thought I was thick. People didn't realise it was a condition, and I struggled in school.'
Alicen remembers spending a lot of time in her bedroom and says she didn't socialise with friends. She was constantly told she would never go to university and her father only wanted
Alicen to find a career based on her beauty. Alicen always felt her father only had hopes for her to become Miss World or make money from her looks due to her long brunette hair and hourglass figure.
'He used to tell people that I would never go to university and it made me feel worthless,' she said.
'I didn't get on well with my mum either, and spent no time with her. I was never allowed to go in the kitchen or help with cooking. We didn't have a good relationship. She never told me she loved me, and I don't remember being kissed by either of my parents. Trying to get a word in at the dinner table was pointless, and I always felt like the odd one out of the family.'
Having left school at 16 years old, struggling with education, and not knowing what she wanted to do, Alicen got a job at a hair salon, Vidal Sassoon, in Leeds. Vidal Sassoon salons were renowned for luxury and were famous worldwide. She recalls being picked for the role over hundreds of applicants and remembers feeling proud for the first time. It was a job she loved and remembers fondly. But still,
Alicen struggled, living with her parents and spending most of her time alone.
'I didn't have many friends and didn't go out much,' she said. 'I used to like staying in and watching horror movies with my brother. I have fond memories of doing that. I remember my brother turning the light off and making me run upstairs in the dark, and I would be so scared. I used to love watching Monty Python and remember sitting and watching that with my brother.'
It was during this time that Alicen had her first experience of domestic abuse, being raped at just 16 years old by someone she trusted. Experiencing no love at home, Alicen liked the attention she received from those around her and quickly started getting attention from those older.
After having experienced her first rape, she remembers: 'I rang my dad, and he picked me up, and he didn't say a word to me in the car. It wasn't allowed to be spoken about, and the police weren't involved, and nothing was done about it. Years later, my older half-brother rang me and apologised for not doing anything at the time.'
"BUT WITH THE TOPLESS SHOOTS, HIGH-END LIFESTYLE, AND ENDLESS PARTYING CAME ALCOHOL AND WITH THAT CAME ADDICTION."
Pausing for thought, Alicen explains that just months later, she was engaged to a different man and was trying to move on with her life, but sadly, that did not work out either.
Despite the wedding never going, Alicen had a date set, dress picked, and everything organised. Alicen discovered that her husband-to-be had an affair, which led to Alicen taking an attempt on her life. It was her older brother who found her and saved her life.
'I will always be forever grateful to him [brother] for finding me that day,' she said.
At 18, Alicen finally had what she thought was her dream wedding to her second long-term partner. She had met her husband in the local pub where she was working, and four weeks later, they tied the knot.
'That was my first domestic relationship,' she said. 'It was a terrible time. My husband worked away, and whenever he came back, he would be violent towards me. We were married for three years before the relationship ended, and I moved back to Leeds.
'Domestic violence wasn't what it was back then. I didn't have support and didn't go to the police because I wasn't encouraged to.'
Alicen remembers being told to look in the mirror and seeing her own reflection and not knowing it was her because of the extent of the bruising on her face. Alicen was forced to pick up and carry on.
A chance meeting on a train some months later led to Alicen's lifechanging path once again. For the next five years, Alicen modelled for top-shelf [porn] magazines and was hired by Galaxy Promotions. She was photographed by Jim Carter, who was famous for black-and-white photography. It wasn't long before Alicen appeared on the front pages of magazines and was living a life where she was popular for the first time, attending high-end clubs and drinking with stars.
'I had been amateur modelling for a few years, but nothing had really come of it. I was on the train one day, and the man opposite me started chatting with me,' Alicen said. 'He was taking photos of girls for Penthouse Magazine (a men's
magazine) and doing some Page 3 stuff. We started chatting, and he asked me if I was interested in going to the studio and taking photos.
'I met him in Manchester and did my first proper shoot. It was 'a girl about town shoot.' I had never done anything like that before, but I loved it. I looked different to everyone else. Everyone was blonde, and I was this little brunette thing, and they liked me.'
But with the topless shoots, highend lifestyle, and endless partying came alcohol and with that came addiction.
Alicen said,' I earned great money. I used to go to all the clubs, and I would buy amazing clothes. I had a lavish lifestyle.
'I used to dance in clubs, and I felt sexy. I felt loved. I was drinking and partying, but I didn't see it as a problem. It was just part of the lifestyle I was living at the time. I was body confident, and I felt great. I would drink champagne before the shoot. Looking back, most of my shoots, I was drunk. The drinking masked everything, but I felt beautiful and fabulous. It was the first time in my life I had felt like that.'
Whilst Alicen was modelling, she was in a relationship which soon turned abusive due to jealousy. Alicen remembers turning up to work and being covered in bruises. She remembers the other girls covering them up with make-up, so Alicen could still work.
An image of Alicen for Galaxy Promotions
The modelling ended when Alicen's partner decided he had had enough. The relationship soon ended, and Alicen was stuck again, having had another failed marriage and years of abuse. It was then she decided to move to Jersey, where her twin brother was living at the time. Alicen packed her bags and left her old life behind. She arrived in Jersey with nowhere to live, nowhere to work, a domestic abuse survivor and struggling with an alcohol addiction.
Alicen worked for various pubs and cafés before being offered a job at Roseneath Hostel, supporting the island's homeless community.
'When I first moved to Jersey, I went out every night,' she said. 'The accommodation was terrible. I was living in tiny bedsits, and you had to pay extra to have a bath. I was drinking all the time, but I still didn't see it as a problem. I was partying all the time.
'I then got a job at Roseneath Hostel. It was a good job, and I looked after homeless people. I would work day and night shifts, and I really enjoyed it.
'I am proud to have worked there, but sadly, my drinking started to take over, and I lost my job due to the alcohol. I eventually plucked up the courage to ring a local support group, and I have been with them for more than 24 years.'
She remembers: 'The group meetings were very rough and ready back then. We had no heating, big brass kettles, and we used to meet in freezing cold rooms. It took me two years to get sober, and then I remained sober for eight years until I had my first relapse. Those years I was sober were the best years of my life. I was happy and healthy.'
Alicen still struggles with her addiction and will have highs and lows but is a valued member of a local support group, who she says are like family. The islander still battles every day with memories of abusive relationships and living with the fact she has lost babies to miscarriages and abortions. Still, she is determined to keep going. She volunteers for a local charity once a week, attends support meetings, and engages with the Adult Mental Health Team. Alicen is supported by The Drug and Alcohol Service, Jersey Domestic Abuse Service, FREEDA and The Shelter Trust and thanks them all for their support.
Despite suffering years of abuse, addiction, and not feeling loved by her own family, Alicen says: 'I would say, no matter what happens in your life, you can get through it. Some days, you don't even want to be here, but you must keep going. The local support group and some really good people have kept me going.'
THE JOURNEY
WRITTEN BY ALICEN MCNAIR
When I met you I thought things were great
Then slowly you started to shut the gate
Take over my friends, keeping me close by and slowly, slowly creating your lie
A little slap here and a punch there
How sorry you were the very next day
Over and over
The control began
You took me hostage in my home
I totally lost myself
Chilled with fear right to the bone
Needles in my arm, You said the feeling would do no harm
Losing control
Leaving me feeling trapped and all alone
I turned to the bottle
To take away the pain
Of being in love with someone who Just caused me pain again and again
No-one to talk to
Nowhere to turn
No self-esteem and only you to blame
I took a deep breath
This has to be wrong
Called the police and now you're gone I'm now with friends back in my life
Feeling loved again
I can start the road back to find me again
Court case looming ... Fear setting in But in my heart
I know I'm doing the right thing You have to understand, you were wrong
No woman should be locked away
With fear in her belly and nothing to say I will stand up and say my piece.
I hope one day you see you were wrong.
I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A bruised and battered face
Looking back at me
No more sorrys and no more pain I've stood up and I will again
You serve your time
And come out a changed man
But by then I will be so strong
So take a breath and walk away
Knowing that hitting women is wrong.
Alicen photographed by Jim Carter in 1986
ADDICTION: A LOVE STORY
THE COMMON THREAD IS THE PURSUIT OF AN ALTERED STATE, A TEMPORARY REPRIEVE FROM THE DISCOMFORT OF BEING OURSELVES.
You wake up late. Your head pounds, your stomach churns, and last night’s poison sloshes inside you like a cheap cocktail of shame. Your mouth is dry, your tongue tastes like an old ashtray, and your jaw aches—maybe from grinding your teeth, maybe from saying the wrong thing to the wrong person. Maybe you remember what happened. Maybe you don’t. Maybe it doesn’t matter. Because before you even drag yourself out of bed, before you even breathe properly, you check your phone.
Thumb scrolling. Mind blank. Doom-scrolling through news, sports, memes, filth. Some stranger online calls you a legend. Some girl you don’t even like has left you on read. You tell yourself it doesn’t matter, but you keep looking. Keep checking. Keep clicking. Like some poor bastard at a betting shop, waiting for the odds to shift in his favour.
It’s not entertainment. It’s not fun. It’s just something to fill the silence. To stop you from feeling like a useless sack of flesh taking up space. And that’s addiction, isn’t it? Not just
heroin, not just cocaine or pints or pills or chasing the next warm body. It’s need. A constant, gnawing need— for distraction, escape, that fleeting moment where life doesn’t feel like one long, slow funeral. Maybe you gamble. Maybe you crush weights at the gym six days a week, chasing a body that’ll never be enough. Maybe you chase strangers into beds that don’t feel like home, trying to prove something - to them, to yourself, to no one at all. Or maybe it’s just the drink. The drugs. The things that make time speed up, slow down or disappear altogether.
Do you ever watch people in a café?
On a train? Their eyes are hollow, their shoulders hunched, their fingers twitching for their phones every ten seconds like a junkie waiting for his next fix. They scroll through curated lives they’ll never live, longing for a reality that doesn’t exist.
That’s addiction. That’s the disease. Because we are all junkies. You don’t need a needle in your arm to be a slave to something. You don’t need to be shaking in an alleyway to be hooked.
You wake up. You work. You spend money you don’t have on things you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like. You eat the same meals, watch the same shows, and sleep beside the same person you no longer desire, pretending this is how life’s meant to be.
And you know it’s all a scam. You know you’re on a treadmill that never stops. But what’s the alternative? Face yourself? Sit in the silence and listen to the thoughts you’ve been
drowning in booze, porn, social media, bets, reps, one-night stands? No. You’d rather chase the high. You’d rather run. Until when? Until you wake up and realize you’ve wasted years? That all the things you once thought were fun were just ways to numb the ache? That all the highs were just a long, slow way to die?
Dopamine. Serotonin. Cortisol. You tell yourself you’re in control. That you can stop anytime. That this is all just a bit of fun. But your brain is laughing at you behind your back. You think you’re making choices, but really, you’re just a lab rat hitting a button for another hit.
Social media? A casino. Every like, every comment, every notification— it’s all designed to keep you hooked. A little burst of dopamine, the same rush that keeps gamblers chasing losses. But then it fades. So you check again. And again. And again.
Porn? Instant gratification. Endless variety. No effort required. But it rewires your brain. Makes real people seem dull in comparison. Turns
connection into a transaction.
Alcohol? A depressant sold as fun. You tell yourself it’s just a few pints, just a few laughs. But what are you really drinking for? To loosen up? To have a good time? Or to quiet the voice in your head that won’t shut the hell up? The one whispering that you’re wasting your life?
You chase the high. But the high never lasts. So you do it again. And again. And again.
At first, addiction is a laugh. A few drinks with the lads. A cheeky line at a party. A weekend bet. A casual fuck. A quick scroll. Until it’s not. Until it’s a habit. Then a routine. Then a necessity. And the worst part? You don’t even notice.
You tell yourself you’re fine. That this is normal. That everyone does it. But deep down, you know that’s a lie. You know you’re hooked. You know you can’t stop. And even if you could, even if you wanted to, then what? Then you’d have to face yourself. And that’s the scariest thing of all.
TIKTOK UNIVERSITY
THE DIY APOCALYPSE WHERE EVERYONE’S AN EXPERT
– AND SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICTION FUELS THE MADNESS
There used to be a time when mastering a skill was a badge of honour. It took years of practice, hard work, and qualifications to become a professional chef, hairdresser, or aesthetician. But thanks to TikTok, we’ve entered a brave new world where anyone with a ring light and an unearned sense of confidence can declare themselves an expert. Forget training. Forget qualification. Forget basic common sense. All you need is a “vibe” and some hashtags, and boom, you’re ready to ruin someone’s hair, face, or dinner.
Welcome to TikTok University, where disaster is the core curriculum, mediocrity gets a standing ovation, and anyone questioning the chaos is labelled a “hater.” From cooking to cosmetic procedures to literal aviation (yes, really), TikTok has birthed an army of overconfident, underqualified creators who are out to influence the world—one poorly executed service at a time.
TIKTOK CHEFS: WHEN “VIBES” ARE THE ONLY INGREDIENT
Once upon a time, chefs were revered artists who spent years perfecting their craft. Today, TikTok “chefs” have redefined cooking as little more than reheating frozen food and arranging it with the flair of a sleep-deprived toddler.
Take the classic TikTok meal: a Marks & Spencer’s fish pie. It starts in the microwave, where it’s nuked to the texture of molten regret. Then, for a side, they steam frozen vegetables until they achieve maximum limpness. The pièce de résistance? A swirl of ketchup, zigzagged across the plate as if Jackson Pollock had a bad day. The captions are the best part: “Michelin-star vibes tonight! #ChefLife #FoodieGoals”. Michelin-star vibes? Darling, this is barely cafeteria quality. It’s giving “school dinner tray,” not fine dining.
But don’t you dare suggest this isn’t gourmet. Criticism is met with the wrath of the TikTok masses: • “Wow, jealous much?” • “Not everyone can handle this level of creativity.”
Creativity? Sweetheart, it’s a microwaved pie. If this is creativity, then I’m Leonardo da Vinci every time I spread butter on toast.
TIKTOK HAIRDRESSERS: CUTS, CHAOS, AND TEARS
Cooking disasters are bad enough, but TikTok creators aren’t content to ruin your dinner - they’re coming for your hair too. Once a profession that required skill, training, and an eye for detail, hairdressing has now been hijacked by overconfident amateurs with kitchen scissors and a ring light. Imagine this: A hopeful client sits down, Pinterest photos of sleek blunt bobs in hand. Five minutes later, they leave looking like they’ve been mugged in a back alley by a drunk
vagrant wielding a broken bottle. The TikTok stylist? Thrilled. “OMG, it’s giving edgy!” they squeal, posting a selfie with their victim. They slap a filter on to hide the uneven fringe and post it with hashtags like #HairGoals and #SmashItAgain. It doesn’t end there. Blow-drying is another TikTok horror show. A sleek, glossy finish? Forget it. Clients leave with a frizzy, burnt nightmare that looks like it was styled with a travel iron and an attitude problem. The stylist calls it “volume,” but we all know it’s just irreparable heat damage. The comments, of course, are an echo chamber of delusion:
• “This is a work of ART.”
• “Why pay for a salon when you can do it at home?”
• “Haters just don’t get your creative vision.”
Yes, Kev, because nothing screams creative vision like a haircut that makes you look like you lost a bet with a hedge trimmer.
TIKTOK AESTHETICS: FROM WAXING TO FILLERS, NO LICENCE REQUIRED
But the chaos doesn’t stop with hair. No, TikTok creators have now moved into the terrifying world of aesthetic procedures. Botox, lip fillers, and cheek enhancements - services once reserved for trained medical professionals—are now being offered by nail techs and waxing specialists who’ve “pivoted” into aesthetics.
Imagine lying back in the corner of a nail salon, surrounded by acetone fumes and fake plants, as the girl who used to give you a Hollywood wax approaches with a syringe. “Don’t worry, babe,” she says confidently. “I watched loads of tutorials, and this filler is, like, totally legit. I got it online.”
The results? A mixed bag of horror. Uneven, lumpy lips. Overfilled cheeks. Foreheads frozen into a permanent expression of surprise. But the TikTok aesthetician is undeterred. “Look at this glow-up!” they caption their work as if they’ve just performed a miracle. And if you dare to question why someone without a medical degree is injecting filler into people’s faces? “You’re just jealous of my hustle,” they’ll snap. Yes, your hustle, otherwise known as “actual bodily harm“.
COMING SOON: TIKTOK SURGERY?
At the rate we’re going, it’s only a matter of time before someone on TikTok live streams a DIY heart transplant in their kitchen. The video will start with the usual upbeat intro, “Hey guys! Today I’m saving lives with just household tools. It’s so easy #LifeHack!” Out come the sterile tools; IKEA tongs, a butter knife, and a bowl borrowed from mum’s cupboard. “Don’t worry, babes,” they’ll assure the patient. “I’ve seen all 12 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy. I’ve got this.” As the operation begins, the comments flood in:
• “OMG, you’re so brave!”
• “Doctors are such a scam. Why pay thousands when you can DIY?” The patient, pale and shaking, lies there regretting everything. Meanwhile, the TikToker pauses mid-incision to bask in the praise. “See, guys? Told you I could do it. Confidence is key!” When it all predictably goes wrong, they’ll post a follow-up video: “Hey guys, I just wanted
to say I was trying to help. Doctors mess up too, but no one bullies THEM. Please send love, not hate.” Their fans will rally, of course. “You’re doing amazing, sweetie!”, “The NHS could learn from you.”
TIKTOK
CHEERLEADERS
It would be bad enough if these overconfident TikTokers were just working in isolation, ruining hair and burning dinners behind closed doors, but no, they’ve got an entire legion of cheerleaders backing them up - arguably worse than the creators themselves. These are the selfappointed reviewers, hype men, and moral support squads who not only encourage these delusions but actively promote them to others.
“DOCTORS ARE SUCH A SCAM. WHY PAY THOUSANDS WHEN YOU CAN DIY?”
Imagine leaving the house with a haircut that looks like Edward Scissorhands had a nervous breakdown halfway through. You’d expect a bit of honesty from your mates, right? But not in the TikTok world. Instead, the comments section is packed with people screaming “YAS QUEEN!” and “This is ICONIC!”
Worse, these enablers are the ones leaving glowing “reviews,” tagging their friends, and urging others to give it a go. “Honestly, I got my lips done by her, and she was soooo sweet. Only charged £50 and threw in a free eyebrow wax!” Yes, well done, Emma. Now you’ve got one lip bigger than the other, and your eyebrows look like startled caterpillars.
Their relentless support isn’t just annoying—it’s actively harmful. By promoting these unqualified amateurs, they’re not just undermining actual professionals but encouraging even more deluded behaviour. Every rave
review convinces the next TikTok wannabe that they, too, can be the next big thing with zero training and a DIY kit bought on Amazon.
SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICTION: THE ENGINE OF IDIOCY
Behind every uneven fringe, every charred steak, every unfortunate case of “pillow face” from a back-alley lip filler job, there lies a single culprit: social media addiction. TikTok isn’t just a platform—it’s digital crack. The endless scroll, the dopamine rush of a viral post, the desperate need for strangers to comment “SLAY QUEEN” under a video of you committing actual crimes against hairdressing—it’s frying our collective brain cells like a deep-fried Mars bar at a Scottish chippy.
People aren’t learning skills to master them anymore; they’re learning just enough to convince the algorithm they know what they’re doing. And because TikTok operates at the speed of light, trends move so fast that no one has time to get good at anything before they’re onto the next disaster.
One minute, they’re butchering hair; the next, they’re offering unlicensed Botox in their mum’s conservatory. Give it a few months, and they’ll be live-streaming DIY LASIK surgery with a magnifying glass and the power of positive thinking.
And the worst part? Failure isn’t just accepted, it’s actively rewarded. If you mess up spectacularly enough, you don’t just get away with it; you go viral. Mess up a recipe? 2 million views. Ruin someone’s eyebrows? A brand deal. Accidentally invent a new way to give people chemical burns? Congrats, you’re an influencer now.
Where does it end? TikTok dentistry? TikTok brain surgery? TikTok nuclear engineering? At this rate, it’s only a matter of time before someone builds a working particle accelerator in their garden shed and attempts to split atoms with a tutorial they found under #ScienceHack.
And let’s not forget—this is the same internet that collectively agreed it was a great idea to steer a submersible with a PlayStation controller. If that doesn’t perfectly sum up the TikTok mentality, I don’t know what does.
DENIM DAY
A SYMBOL OF SOLIDARITY & SUPPORT FOR SURVIVORS
DENIM DAY IS A SYMBOL OF SOLIDARITY, A VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF SUPPORT, AND A REMINDER THAT SURVIVORS ARE NOT ALONE.
Every April, Denim Day is observed, a powerful campaign aimed at raising awareness about sexual assault and dispelling harmful myths surrounding it. While the day serves as a broader call to action, it holds particular significance for survivors of sexual violence. It's a day where denim becomes a symbol of solidarity, a visual representation of support, and a reminder that survivors are not alone.
The origins of Denim Day are rooted in a 1992 Italian court case where a rape conviction was overturned because the victim was wearing jeans that were deemed too tight to be removed without her consent, implying she had consented to the assault. This absurd and victim-blaming judgment sparked outrage and ignited a movement. Women in the Italian Parliament protested by wearing denim, and the movement quickly spread globally.
For survivors, Denim Day can be a complex and emotionally charged occasion. Seeing so many people wearing denim can be a powerful affirmation that their experiences are acknowledged and believed. It sends a message that society is listening and challenging the culture that often silences and blames survivors. Participating in Denim Day can be a step towards healing. It can be a way for survivors to reclaim their voice and take a stand against sexual violence. Wearing denim can be a symbolic act of taking back control and refusing to be silenced.
Ultimately, Denim Day is about creating a culture of respect and consent. It's a reminder that sexual assault is never the victim's fault, regardless of what they were wearing. For survivors, it's a day to remember their strength, resilience, and right to heal. It's a day to stand together and say, "We believe you. We support you. You are not alone."
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2024 ALONE, 85 PEOPLE RECEIVED CRITICAL TRAUMA-INFORMED COUNSELLING AND SUPPORT FROM JAAR."
JERSEY ACTION AGAINST RAPE (JAAR)
JAAR is an independent and confidential service helping individuals 16+ to recover from the trauma of sexual violence. JAAR stands with survivors and continues to shine a light on the deep, lasting impact of sexual violence. They recognise that sexual violence affects communities everywhere — and Jersey is no exception. In 2024 alone, 85 people received critical trauma-informed counselling and support from JAAR. These are not just statistics; they represent real people — friends, family members, neighbours — who are working to rebuild their lives after experiencing the trauma of sexual violence.
Sexual violence is far more prevalent in the local community than many might think. It is easy to look the other way, to assume that it doesn’t affect us, but the truth is that we cannot afford to bury our heads in the sand. Silence only perpetuates harm. We must face the reality that sexual violence happens here, and we must take action to support those affected and work towards lasting change.
JAAR provides a FREE 1:2:1 counselling service to support anyone affected directly or indirectly by sexual trauma or rape. The counselling sessions offer a safe, private, and confidential environment where survivors can share their experiences without fear of judgment. They take a trauma-informed approach, ensuring their fully qualified counsellors understand the complex impact of trauma and approach each session with sensitivity, empathy, and respect for the survivor’s unique needs.
The email helpline is available to people that have experienced rape, sexual assault, sexual harassment or childhood sexual abuse. The email helpline is also available to those supporting survivors. Everything shared is completely confidential and will not be disclosed to anyone outside of JAAR. They are not a crisis line or emergency service but rather a way to refer yourself for counselling.
Email: help@jaar.je | www.jaar.je
SURVIVOR QUOTES
“Having had terribly impersonal experiences with therapists in the past, my counsellor at JAAR was above and beyond my expectations. I really felt listened to and cared about from her, as opposed to her just having to listen as her job. I am so grateful for all her support. I feel so much more confident and in a much better frame of mind to continue healing. I am so grateful for the help I received from JAAR.”
JAAR TO HOST DENIM DAY MARCH
Jersey Action Against Rape is calling on the community to join them for a Denim Day March and Demonstration in St Helier on Saturday 19th April 2025, from 11:00 AM to 1:00 PM. This powerful event will begin at West Centre and conclude at Royal Square, marching through Charing Cross. The march is part of JAAR’s Denim Day Campaign “Denim for Change: Wear the Story, Break the Silence”.
“When I first came to JAAR I thought I was OK but as time went on, I realised I did have trauma to work through and I have been supported fully at my time at JAAR by my counsellor. She has been amazing, and I feel very relaxed around her. If anything had happened unrelated to the incident but had created a trigger, she would fully support me and we would use our sessions for that. I never felt forced to talk about the actual incident or anything I did not feel comfortable with. I feel a lot more confident to move on now.”
COMMUNITY SAVINGS
EMPOWERING JERSEY RESIDENTS THROUGH FINANCIAL INCLUSION
Community Savings is a charitable organisation committed to enhancing the financial well-being of Jersey residents. With a primary focus on financial inclusion, the charity provides essential financial services to individuals who struggle to access mainstream banking. As the number of islanders facing financial exclusion continues to rise, Community Savings plays a crucial role in offering practical solutions that help individuals regain control over their financial lives.
PROVIDING ACCESS TO BASIC BANKING SERVICES
One of the cornerstone services offered by Community Savings is access to a basic account, which enables members to manage their daily financial transactions securely and efficiently. Many individuals on the island face barriers to traditional banking due to poor credit histories, low incomes, or other financial challenges. Without access to a bank account, managing everyday expenses, paying bills, and receiving wages or benefits can become significantly more difficult.
Community Savings addresses this gap by offering an alternative to mainstream banking tailored to those who need it most. Through this service, members are provided with a safe and reliable means to deposit and withdraw money, set up standing orders, and budget effectively. By removing financial barriers, the charity ensures that individuals have the tools they need to participate fully in society and avoid financial instability.
OFFERING ZERO-INTEREST LOANS AND EMERGENCY GRANTS
For many islanders, unexpected expenses can create severe financial
hardship. A sudden emergency, such as an urgent home repair, medical bill, or job loss, can leave individuals struggling to make ends meet. Recognising this, Community Savings provides small-value zerointerest loans to account holders and emergency grants to account holders and non-account holders, provided the applications meet our criteria.
These financial lifelines are designed to prevent individuals from falling deeper into debt or resorting to highinterest payday loans. By offering zero-interest borrowing options, Community Savings provides a responsible and ethical alternative that helps residents navigate financial difficulties while avoiding long-term financial consequences.
EMPOWERING ISLANDERS THROUGH FINANCIAL MENTORING
At the heart of Community Savings’ mission is a commitment to financial mentoring. The charity believes that equipping individuals with
financial knowledge and skills is key to breaking the cycle of poverty and fostering long-term financial stability.
To achieve this, Community Savings offers one-on-one budgeting advice sessions tailored to each individual's circumstances. These sessions help members create realistic budgets and plan for future expenses. Additionally, the organisation provides free budgeting resources, such as the ‘Budget Planner’ and ‘Toolkit for Managing Your Finances,’ which serve as practical guides for developing healthy financial habits and can be found on their website www. communitysavings.org.je/budgetplanner/
By promoting financial literacy, Community Savings empowers individuals to make informed financial decisions, avoid debt traps, and build a more secure financial future. This proactive approach not only benefits individuals and families but also strengthens the overall financial health of the Jersey community.
"THE CHARITY WELCOMES ANYONE IN NEED, REGARDLESS OF THEIR FINANCIAL BACKGROUND OR PERSONAL CIRCUMSTANCES."
ENCOURAGING A CULTURE OF SAVING
Saving money, even in small amounts, can make a significant difference in financial security.
Community Savings actively encourages a culture of saving by helping individuals and families develop regular saving habits. By setting aside even modest amounts throughout the year, individuals can better prepare for emergencies, unexpected expenses, or special occasions.
Through tailored savings initiatives, the charity helps residents build financial resilience, reducing their reliance on credit and minimising financial stress. This forward-thinking approach empowers islanders to take control of their financial future and develop habits that contribute to long-term stability.
BUILDING STRONGER COMMUNITIES THROUGH COLLABORATION
Community Savings recognises that financial difficulties are often linked to broader social challenges, such as housing insecurity, unemployment, and mental health issues. To provide holistic support, the organisation collaborates with local charities, government agencies, and community organisations. By working together, these support networks create a comprehensive safety net for vulnerable residents. Through these partnerships, Community Savings can extend its reach and offer additional assistance, such as referrals to job training programmes, housing support services, and mental health resources. This collaborative
approach ensures that individuals receive the multi-faceted support they need to overcome financial hardships and achieve long-term stability.
A NON-JUDGEMENTAL AND INCLUSIVE APPROACH
Inclusivity is at the core of Community Savings’ values. The charity welcomes anyone in need, regardless of their financial background or personal circumstances. It operates with a compassionate and nonjudgemental approach, ensuring that individuals feel safe and supported when seeking assistance.
This welcoming environment is particularly important for those who may feel embarrassed or reluctant to ask for help. By fostering a culture of trust and understanding, Community Savings encourages more people to access its services, take steps towards financial stability, and improve their overall well-being.
MAKING A LASTING IMPACT ON JERSEY’S FINANCIAL HEALTH
In summary, Community Savings plays a vital role in supporting the financial well-being of Jersey residents. Through its commitment to financial inclusion, the charity provides essential account services, emergency financial support, financial budgeting, and savings initiatives. By addressing both immediate financial needs and longterm financial health, Community Savings empowers individuals and families to achieve greater financial independence. Furthermore, its collaborative efforts with other organisations
strengthen the overall support system available to vulnerable islanders, creating a resilient and thriving community. As financial challenges continue to affect many Jersey residents, the work of Community Savings remains more crucial than ever, ensuring that everyone has the opportunity to build a secure and prosperous financial future.
GETTING IN TOUCH AND SUPPORTING COMMUNITY SAVINGS
If you or someone you know could benefit from the services provided by Community Savings, do not hesitate to get in touch. The charity is here to help anyone facing financial difficulties and can provide the necessary support to navigate challenging times. Additionally, as a charitable organisation, Community Savings relies on donations to continue its vital work.
Contributions from individuals and businesses help sustain its services and enable more people to access financial assistance. Any donation, no matter the size, makes a meaningful difference in strengthening the financial security of Jersey residents. If you would like to support Community Savings, visit their website www.communitysavings. org.je or reach out to learn how you can contribute.
If you’re struggling, don’t bury your head in the sand, you’re not alone. Let’s talk.
Opening Hours: Tuesday to Friday, 9:30am to 12:30pm 01534 737555 office@communitysavings.org.je www.communitysavings.org.je
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ZARA HAIR
Zara Hair, crafted with legendary stylist Guido Palau, is a calculated move into luxury haircare. Priced above standard retail but shy of salon luxury, it’s a capsule wardrobe for hair - sleek, versatile, and effortlessly stylish. From high-shine polish to undone texture, it’s for those who know looking good isn’t optional - it’s the baseline. Refined, functional, cool, and within reach.
MOCHA MOUSSE
For 2025, Mocha Mousse was announced as the Pantone Colour of the Year, and we're here for it! Soft brown tones on the eyes, paired with a matching brown lip, enhance natural beauty, while coffeecoloured nails add a polished finish.
MATCHA
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A SOLUTION FOR EYE CIRCLES AND NECK LINES
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As we age, our bodies produce less collagen and elastin, leading to volume loss, dehydration, and thinner skin. FILLmed Laboratories has developed two cutting-edge treatments that revitalise the skin, increase collagen production by 256%, and enhance overall skin quality.
These non-surgical, non-invasive procedures require minimal downtime and offer the perfect bridge between skincare and injectables, using advanced Mesotherapy with NCTF 135 HA and M-HA 10.
BEAUTIFEYE TREATMENT
Beautifeye improves the quality of the skin around the eyes, targeting:
• Fine lines and wrinkles (including crow’s feet and under-eye lines)
• Dark circles and bags (caused by pigmentation and vascular discolouration)
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This treatment boosts collagen and elastin production, helping to restore lost volume and rejuvenate the delicate under-eye area. The key to revitalised skin lies in NCTF 135 HA, a potent mesotherapy serum that contains hyaluronic acid for intense hydration, as well as 59 other skinrevitalising ingredients, including vitamins, minerals, nucleic acids, amino acids, and coenzymes. This unique formula nourishes and repairs the skin from within, enhancing its firmness, radiance, and overall health.
BIONUTRINECK TREATMENT
BioNutrineck is designed to restore firmness and elasticity to the neck while also targeting tech-neck lines caused by smartphone use. It helps to:
• Reduce fine lines and crepey texture
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BioNutrineck combines NCTF 135 HA and M-HA 10, a powerful serum made from sodium hyaluronate of non-animal origin, obtained through biofermentation.
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These treatments can be performed individually or combined. A course of three treatments is recommended for optimal effects, with visible improvements after the first session. The results typically last 5 to 9 months, depending on the individual.
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BB ACADEMY
BRINGING PROFESSIONAL BEAUTY TRAINING TO THE ISLAND
NOTICING A MAJOR GAP IN LOCAL BEAUTY TRAINING, SALLY PITTS HAS RECENTLY QUALIFIED AS A BEAUTY TEACHER, OFFERING FULLY ACCREDITED BEAUTY COURSES
For over 14 years, Sally Pitts has been a leading professional in the beauty industry, delivering topquality treatments and expertise to her clients. After launching Beauty Beyond in 2011, she continued advancing her skills, training at Highlands and then London in CACI non-surgical facial and body treatments. She also gained a certification in lash extensions through a UK-based instructor who travelled to the island.
However, her journey highlighted a major gap in local beauty training. Over 12 years ago, Sally invested £1,000 in a lash extension course, only to receive minimal training and no ongoing support. This experience fuelled her mission to create something better - affordable, high-quality, and supportive beauty education on the island.
Now, with her recent qualification as a beauty teacher, Sally has launched BB Academy offering fully accredited beauty courses designed to empower students and provide real career opportunities.
YOUR PATH TO A CAREER IN BEAUTY
Whether you’re a beginner looking to start a new career or a beauty professional wanting to expand your skills, BB Academy offers expert training in: Lash Extensions & Brows – Master classic, hybrid, and volume techniques.
Manicures & Builder Gel Nails – Learn the art of perfect nails with structured gel applications. Facials, Microdermabrasion & Dermaplaning – Includes professional kits to help you start your own beauty business.
Waxing & Hair Removal – Gain confidence in all aspects of professional waxing.
WHY CHOOSE BB ACADEMY?
Fully Accredited & Insured – Earn a recognised qualification to work professionally.
Hands-On Training – Small class sizes ensure personalised guidance and plenty of practice.
Business & Marketing Support – Learn how to attract clients and grow a successful beauty business. Ongoing Mentorship – Unlike many courses, Sally offers continued support to help students thrive.
MAKING BEAUTY TRAINING ACCESSIBLE TO ALL
Sally’s vision goes beyond just teaching beauty skills - she is passionate about making beauty education accessible to those who need it most. She hopes to partner with the Back to Work Scheme, offering training to individuals looking to re-enter employment.
With limited beauty training opportunities available on the island, BB Academy is set to fill this gap, offering a trusted, supportive, and career-focused approach to beauty education. If you’ve ever dreamed of a career in beauty, now is your chance. With expert-led training, recognised qualifications, and continued support, BB Academy is here to help you build the career you deserve.
Courses start from £399 including kits. All courses are available from age 16, except the facial courses which are from age 18. Join BB Academy and start your beauty journey today.
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PAT MCGRATH
APPOINTED AS CREATIVE DIRECTOR
OF LA BEAUTÉ LOUIS VUITTON
THE GLOBALLY ACCLAIMED MAKEUP ARTIST LENDS HER UNPARALLELED VISION AND EXPERTISE TO CRAFTING A BEAUTY EXPERIENCE THAT EXTENDS BEYOND PRODUCTS.
Louis Vuitton has announced its official entry into the luxury makeup market with the highly anticipated launch of La Beauté Louis Vuitton, scheduled for Fall 2025. This expansion marks a significant milestone for the renowned fashion house as it extends its expertise beyond leather goods, apparel, and fragrances into high-end cosmetics. The brand has appointed legendary makeup artist Dame Pat McGrath as the creative director of cosmetics, solidifying its commitment to excellence and innovation in the beauty industry.
The inaugural collection will feature an extensive range of products, including 55 lipsticks, 10 lip balms, and 8 eyeshadow palettes. Each formula has been meticulously developed over four years in France, ensuring the highest quality and performance.
The packaging pays homage to Louis Vuitton's storied heritage, incorporating monogrammed cases and miniature trunks inspired by the brand's archival vanity kits from the 1920s. This attention to detail not only reinforces the brand's luxurious identity but also offers beauty aficionados collectible, highend pieces that blend function with artistry.
Louis Vuitton's decision to enter the beauty industry aligns with the broader trend of luxury fashion houses diversifying their portfolios to capture the growing demand for prestige cosmetics. With beauty sales consistently outperforming other luxury sectors, brands such as Chanel, Dior, and Gucci have already established strong presences in this space. By enlisting McGrath, a visionary makeup artist celebrated for her
transformative work in fashion and beauty, Louis Vuitton aims to set a new standard in luxury cosmetics, fusing its legacy of craftsmanship with McGrath's innovative approach to makeup.
This strategic move further strengthens Louis Vuitton’s position as a lifestyle brand, appealing to both beauty enthusiasts and collectors. If the formulas and packaging meet the high expectations set by both Louis Vuitton and Pat McGrath, the brand’s makeup line could rival industry giants such as Chanel and Dior, cementing its place in the competitive world of luxury beauty.
As anticipation builds, beauty lovers and fashion aficionados alike eagerly await the debut of La Beauté Louis Vuitton, which promises to redefine luxury cosmetics with a fusion of artistry, craftsmanship, and innovation.
ABOUT PAT MCGRATH
Pat McGrath is a British makeup artist and one of the most influential figures in the beauty industry. Born in 1970 in Northampton, England, to a Jamaican mother, she developed a passion for makeup early on, inspired by her
mother's love for fashion and beauty. McGrath's career took off in the 1990s when she started working with top fashion photographers like Steven Meisel. Her bold and innovative approach to makeup artistry made her a favourite for runway shows, editorial shoots, and luxury brands. Over the years, she has worked with major fashion houses, including Prada, Dior, Gucci, and Versace, and served as the Global Beauty Creative Director for Procter & Gamble.
In 2015, she launched Pat McGrath Labs, her own makeup brand, which quickly gained a cult following for its high-pigment formulas and luxurious packaging. By 2019, her brand was valued at over $1 billion, making her the first Black woman to achieve such success in the beauty industry. McGrath has received numerous accolades, including being appointed Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire (DBE) in 2021 for her contributions to the beauty and fashion industries. She remains a pioneering force, known for pushing creative boundaries and redefining modern beauty.
THE POWER OF NATURE
CLAIRE BRADBURY TALKS ABOUT THE MANY BENEFITS OF ESSENTIAL OILS
Natural health solutions are gaining momentum, and essential oils have emerged as a beacon of purity, efficacy, and holistic wellness. Used for centuries across cultures, these potent plant extracts offer a natural way to support physical, emotional, and mental well-being. From the ancient Egyptians to traditional Chinese medicine, essential oils have played a crucial role in healing and selfcare. Today, their benefits are being rediscovered, with more people incorporating them into their daily routines to enhance their overall quality of life.
THE SCIENCE BEHIND ESSENTIAL OILS
Essential oils are highly concentrated plant extracts from flowers, leaves, bark, stems, roots, and resins. They contain the natural chemical compounds responsible for the plant’s fragrance and therapeutic properties. Through distillation or cold pressing, these volatile compounds are captured, resulting in potent oils that can influence the body and mind.
Scientific studies have shown that essential oils interact with the limbic
PEPPERMINT
Peppermint oil enhances energy, improves focus, and soothes digestive discomfort. It's also used for relieving headaches and muscle tension.
system—the part of the brain that controls emotions, memory, and behaviour. This is why certain oils, like lavender, can promote relaxation, while others, like citrus oils, can uplift mood and energy levels. Additionally, essential oils possess antibacterial, antifungal, and anti-inflammatory properties, making them powerful allies for natural health and wellness.
USING ESSENTIAL OILS
There are several ways to integrate essential oils into daily life, each offering unique benefits.
Aromatic Use: Diffusing oils like wild orange or eucalyptus can uplift the mood, improve concentration, and purify the air. Inhaling essential oils through diffusion or direct inhalation can also support respiratory health and emotional balance.
Topical Application: Applying oils directly to the skin with a carrier oil can provide targeted therapeutic benefits. Oils like lavender and tea tree can be applied to minor cuts, while peppermint can soothe tired muscles and tension headaches.
Internal Use: Some essential oils, such as lemon or peppermint, are safe for ingestion and can support digestion, immunity, and detoxification when used responsibly. Adding a drop
of lemon oil to water can support the body's natural detoxification processes, while peppermint can aid digestion.
HOLISTIC WELLNESS
Beyond individual benefits, essential oils play a crucial role in holistic wellness. Many people use essential oils as part of their meditation, yoga, or mindfulness practices to enhance relaxation and mental clarity.
Essential oil blends can also be tailored to support specific concerns, such as immune defence, emotional balance, and sleep support.
Immune Support: Blends that include oils like clove, cinnamon, and eucalyptus can help strengthen the body’s natural defences.
Stress Relief: Oils like lavender, chamomile, and ylang-ylang are known for their calming effects and ability to reduce feelings of stress and anxiety.
Sleep Enhancement: Diffusing oils like cedarwood, vetiver, and juniper berry can promote restful sleep and relaxation.
Energy Boosting: Citrus oils like grapefruit, wild orange, and lemon can help invigorate the mind and body, promoting a sense of vitality and alertness.
ROSEMARY
A stimulating oil that enhances mental clarity, supports hair growth, and helps relieve muscle pain and fatigue.
LEMON
A natural detoxifier, lemon oil purifies the air, boosts immunity, and supports digestive health. It's also a powerful cleaner for household surfaces.
"BEYOND
INDIVIDUAL BENEFITS, ESSENTIAL OILS PLAY A CRUCIAL ROLE IN HOLISTIC WELLNESS. "
CHOOSING THE RIGHT ESSENTIAL OILS
Not all essential oils are created equal. With the growing popularity of essential oils, the market has become saturated with products of varying quality. To experience the true benefits, it is crucial to choose Certified Pure Therapeutic Grade (CPTG) essential oils, which guarantee purity and potency without harmful additives or contaminants. CPTG essential oils undergo rigorous testing to ensure they are free of pesticides, fillers, and synthetic chemicals. This level of quality assurance provides confidence that you are using oils that are safe, effective, and sourced ethically.
GET HIGH-QUALITY ESSENTIAL OILS AT A DISCOUNT
If you would like to get hold of highquality CPTG grade dōTERRA essential oils at a discounted price, please contact Claire Bradbury for more details. Investing in premium essential oils ensures you are getting the best nature has to offer while supporting your journey to wellness.
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FRANKINCENSE
Often called the “king of oils,” frankincense supports cellular health, reduces inflammation, and enhances meditation practices.
LAVENDER
Lavender oil helps promote relaxation, reduce stress, and improve sleep quality. It is also beneficial for soothing skin irritations and minor burns.
EUCALYPTUS
Known to support respiratory health, eucalyptus oil is excellent for clearing congestion, soothing sore throats, and boosting overall immunity.
LIFESTYLE
FOR THE HOME
FROM COASTAL-INSPIRED DECOR, TO MOUTH-WATERING RECIPES, HERE'S THE LATEST MUST-HAVES FOR THE HOME
QUIRKY BREAKFAST INSPIRED PRINTS
Add the perfect pop of colour and fun to your living space with the latest collection of breakfast inspired prints. Our favourite? The 'Can I have that with Oat Milk?' print. AVAILABLE FROM AMELIE
COASTAL LIVING
Create a coastal-inspired home with nautical homeware, from classic striped cushions to shell-shaped serving dishes. Add charm to your table with octopus salt and pepper shakers and starfish-embellished salad servers, bringing a touch of the sea to every meal.
COOKBOOKS TO INSPIRE
These three cookbooks celebrate heritage, comfort, and culinary expertise. Paul Ainsworth shares Michelin-starred classics, Marie Mitchell honours Caribbean traditions in Kin, and Rachel Roddy offers 100 essential Italian pasta recipes. Each book is a flavourful journey for home cooks.
FOR THE LOVE OF FOOD
Paul Ainsworth has spent a lifetime working in Michelinstarred kitchens. Working with quality produce and alongside the UK’s best chefs, he’s learnt that seriously good food and comforting classics are key to a truly flavourful life.
£26, Harriet & Rose
KIN
The daughter of Jamaican immigrants, Marie Mitchell cooks to understand and celebrate recipes that have been passed down from generation to generation. In Kin, she shares dishes from the Caribbean and its diaspora.
£30, Harriet & Rose
VARIOUS STRIPED CUSHIONS, SALAD SERVERS £, SERVING PLATTER £, SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS £, AVAILABLE FROM THE GOOSEBERRY BUSH
AN A-Z OF PASTA
Guardian columnist and award-winning food writer Rachel Roddy condenses everything she has learnt about Italy''s favourite food in a practical, easy-touse and mouthwatering collection of 100 essential pasta and pasta sauce recipes.
£25, Harriet & Rose
SECRET EATERS RED HOUSE
Most food reviews are one-night stands - quick, superficial, and often regrettable. But not us. We commit. Our Secret Eaters have spent an entire month stealthily eating, drinking, and people-watching at Red House Pizzeria & Coffee Shop, ensuring this review is as fair, balanced, and calorie-loaded as it is honest.
THE VIBE
Red House is cool - effortlessly cool, like a well-worn leather jacket or that friend who always seems one step ahead of the latest indie trend. And that’s no accident. Charlie Northedge, the man behind the magic, is a musician of considerable repute. Even when he’s off in Jersey running his other ventures, his presence lingers like a bassline you can feel long after the song has ended. Then there’s the unbeatable Shayne, Aga and Tanisha factor. These aren’t just staff; they’re hospitality wizards - friendly, knowledgeable, and so efficient they make you feel like a regular even if you’ve only just stumbled in, blearyeyed and clutching your first coffee of the day. Customer service? Impeccable.
DRINKS & PASTRIES
Sure, the coffee menu offers the usual suspects - lattes, flat whites, cortados - but the real star is undoubtedly the Dirty Chai. Rich, spicy, and just naughty enough, it’s the kind of brew that makes you reconsider every other coffee shop you’ve ever visited. And if you’re feeling adventurous, the blueberry matcha is either a stroke of genius or delicious madness.
On the pastry front, you’ll find your standard croissants and pain au chocolat, yet nothing compares to the almond croissant. Show up between 8:00 and 8:15AM, and you might just snag one straight from the oven. Then, there’s the chocolate chip banana bread; a gargantuan, dense slab of joy.
THE PIZZAS
Delicious and playfully named, the authentic Neapolitan style pizzas are arguably the best in Jersey. And, for those with dietary preferences every single pizza is also available in a glutenfree option, ensuring no one misses out on this feast of flavour.
THE MARGHERITA
With fresh mozzarella, fragrant basil, and a tomato sauce that might just convince you to forsake all other foods, this pizza is the very definition of class.
THE AMERICAN
Picture this: a tomato base, pepperoni, mozzarella, parmesan, and freshly torn basil. Simple, satisfying, and striking that perfect balance between salty, cheesy, and herby - like a vintage New York slice that actually has flavour.
FAT TONY’S
Pepperoni, chorizo, nduja—this pizza means business. It’s spicy, smoky, and unapologetically indulgent, like a clandestine meeting of culinary capos. One bite, and you might just start speaking in hushed, conspiratorial tones.
KRAFTY J’S SPECIAL
Yes, it has pineapple. And yes, we endorse it. These aren’t the wilted, watery chunks of your childhood nightmares - these are bold, juicy, chunky pieces of tropical rebellion, mingling with mozzarella and ham in a sweet, salty, glorious chaos.
FINAL VERDICT
Red House isn’t merely a place to eat - it’s a state of mind. Whether you’re in it for the coffee, the pastries, or a pizza that might just redefine your existence, this spot delivers. Secret Eaters approved.
See you at Red House, West Centre.
FUEL YOUR DAY: FRUIT, NUTS & SEEDS
RECIPES
BY CHRISTIAN GOTT
CHRISTIAN SAYS:
"A good few years ago, there was a popular advert for a well-known chocolate brand with the tagline, ‘Everyone’s a Fruit and Nut Case’. There's a good few reasons to include more of both ingredients in our diets. Fruit is an excellent source of dietary fibre, Vitamin C, minerals and antioxidants that may boost our bodies' defences. Nuts are a good source of protein, healthy unsaturated fats and essential nutrients such as Vitamin E and Magnesium."
DATE & WALNUT FLAPJACKS
Packed with nutrients, this flapjack is ideal for a dairy-free or vegan diet.
INGREDIENTS
• 250g Porridge Oats with Wheat Bran
• 100g pitted Medjool Dates
• 100g Chopped Walnuts
• 50g Flax Seeds
• 1 ripe Banana
• 3 tsp quality Vanilla Extract
• A generous pinch of fine Sea Salt
METHOD
1. Preheat your oven to 350F/180C/Gas Mark, and butter a twenty-centimetre square, non-stick baking tray.
2. Finely chop the dates and place in a bowl. Lightly press the dates down with a spoon, cover with boiling water, and leave to soak for thirty minutes.
3. Place the banana into a food processor, add the soaked dates, liquid, salt, and vanilla - blitz to a puree.
4. Add half of the nuts and one hundred grams of the oats and process to a thick paste. Thoroughly mix the paste with the remaining oats, nuts and seeds in a large bowl. Transfer the mixture to the buttered tray and level down with a wooden spoon.
5. Place in the oven and bake for 20-25 minutes until golden brown and firm to the touch. Cool completely before cutting into pieces.
BANANA & OAT MUFFINS
Bananas are perhaps the original superfood, and their natural sweetness reduces the amount of processed sugar needed in the recipe. I boost the fibre content using rolled oats with wheat bran.
INGREDIENTS
• 2 ripe Bananas
• 200g Self-Raising Flour
• 75g Light Brown Sugar
• 50g Porridge Oats with Wheat Bran
• 50g Plain Yoghurt
• 100ml Vegetable Oil
• 100ml Full-fat Milk
• 2 Free-range Eggs
• 2 tsp quality Vanilla Essence
• 1 level tsp Baking Powder
METHOD
1. Mix the oats and milk together and soak for at least an hour.
2. Pre-heat oven to 350F/180C/Gas
Mark 4. Prepare a muffin tin with 12 cases.
3. Sift the flour and baking powder into a bowl and stir in the sugar. In a separate bowl whisk the eggs, vanilla, oil, and yoghurt together.
4. Mash bananas and stir into the presoaked oats. Combine all ingredients with the flour mix thoroughly. Carefully spoon into the muffin cases.
5. Bake for 25-30 mins until a sharp knife or skewer comes out clean. Allow to cool for a few minutes, and transfer to a wire rack to cool thoroughly.
NUT & SEED
TRAIL MIX
Trail Mix was originally made as a short-term energy boost for walkers and hikers. It is a great mid-morning snack or ideal to eat after a workout.
INGREDIENTS
• 160g Whole Almonds
• 160g Dark Chocolate Chips
• 120g Dried Apricots, cut into quarters
• 120g Sunflower Seeds
• 120g Pumpkin Seeds
• 60g Golden Raisins
• 40g Coconut Flakes
• A generous sprinkling of fine Sea Salt
METHOD
1. Mix all the ingredients in a large bowl. Store in an airtight container.
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