04.11.14
Lakeside Lutheran High School
Warrior Times Weekly
student viewpoint
The cult of the bromance
Clumsy Custard prepares to take the stage
warrior sports
Softball has rocky start to season
the final say
How I Met Your Mother
Technology for the students
staff reporter
Caleb Strutz
It’s clumsy. It’s custardy. It’s horrory. It’s showy. That is right, it is the Clumsy Custard Horror Show. This play will be performed in a mere two weeks. That is exciting for some, but not so much for others. Specifically the actors. Two weeks is not a whole lot of time. But the show has come a long way since day one. More than 65 hours of practice have been put into this, and it gets better every practice. It has been a fun experience participating in the play, even with a minor role. It has been a great time so far, and its all uphill from here with the performances just around the corner. Only two weeks left, though, wow! That is both good and bad. It is certainly looked forward to though, by both the actors participating, and people that plan to just view it. Everyone should plan on attending the play. Yeah, you. The person sitting in the lunch room reading this article. You should see it. It is funny, it has audience participation, and it is awesome. Prepare to get clumsy. Tickets for the Clumsy Custard Horror Show are available for purchase in the school office. $7 for adults and $4 for students and children are the ticket prices.
staff reporter
Tina Kehl
photo by Jordan Gaal
Mr. Lauber and Mallory Reimer stand in front of these brilliant new display monitors that can be seen all over the school. They serve as portals for school announcements as well as many other purposes. staff reporter
Colton Hatcher
Technology has always been a center point at Lakeside, and the school is constantly trying to keep the computer systems as new and advanced as possible. Next year will be a great year in technology. This week, as everyone has already seen, a system of televisions to show announcements have been installed around the school. The biggest change for next year has to be the addition of Chromebooks. Each student in the school
will get his or her own Chromebook to use. In case anyone have been living under a rock this past year, a Chromebook is a lightweight laptop that is designed to run web applications rather than traditional programs. As a result, Chromebooks run much faster and smoother than a comparable Windows based computer such as the netbooks Lakeside has now. Bringing the computer-student ratio up past 1:1 will be a great thing for the school, but how
will so many computers be maintained? That is where the dedicated four-student team called “Computer Maintenance” comes in. Running throughout the school behind the scenes, the team keeps everything up and running smoothly, and gives everyone who needs it access to the computers. This group is lead by teacher, Mr. Klug. As technology constantly advances, Lakeside tries to stay with it as best as possible, and make sure everyone can access the great tool called the Internet.
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Hannah Tracy
Children from all of the different elementary gradeschools crowded into the halls of Lakeside this past weekend. These eager young lads and lasses came to Lakeside as early as eight in the morning on their day off to participate in one of the highlights of their musical year: the annual Lakeside Fine Arts Fair. Fine Arts Fair is something that most Lakeside students have participated in in one way or another. A student may have had their band or choir director force them to compete, been a willing participant, or may have signed on as a student volunteer in exchange for a few service hours. Whatever the case may be, Fine Arts Fair is no walk in the park, even when compared to its big brother WSMA.
Volunteers arrived before the first performances, and even before the judges to begin setting up the concession stand, make sure rooms were open, and get assigned to their jobs for the day. There were also the lucky few student volunteers who are also a part of this year’s spring drama The Clumsy Custard Horror Show who got to wander around the school in costume and in-character to promote the production. By the end of the individual performances and mass rehearsals on Saturday, everyone was thoroughly exhausted, but not done quite yet. Everybody got to come back again on Sunday for the contest’s finale: two concerts held at 1:30 and 4:00. Fortunately, students only had to perform in one concerts and were then able to go home. It was another stunning year for everyone involved.
As the end of the school year approaches, many of us may be feeling stressed out. Whether it is the seniors stressing out about college, or the actors worrying about The Clumsy Custard Horror Show, we know that we can go to someone with all of our troubles and requests. In the passage listed above, we find the comforting hope that we are not alone, and that God is listening to our problems and concerns, just as a dear friend would. We also know that someday Jesus will take us to be with him in Heaven, freeing us from all our burdens forever. Remembering that he is with us helps take away the fear of the future because we know he is guiding us every step of the way. Not only that, but we know we can turn to him at any time and he will be there listening to our prayers and watching over us.
Forensics open house This past Monday the forensics team hosted an open house where family members and friends were able to view many varities of speeches.
Taken from CNN.com
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Gwith God rowing
Matthew 11:28 “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.”
Embracing the arts at Headlines the Fine Arts Fair
President Obama’s aunt dies
volume 56 issue 27
April Student Rotarian
Hannah Tracy Student Rotarians are selected by the Lake Mills Rotary Club as outstanding members and leaders of the student community.
Hannah is the daughter of Damon and Leah Tracy. Her academic achievements include earing honor and high honor roll status, and letters in academics, band, and choir, as well as several other music awards. She was inducted into the National Honors Society and serves on the Warrior Times staff, Math Team, Tech Club, A Cappella Choir, Band and also the Swing Choir. Next year Hannah plans pursue a Culinary Arts degree and a Technical Baking certificate at Madison Area Technical College.
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Sarah Hochmuth performs a unique Storytelling speech about slugs in love.
photo by Kim Italiano
Josh Schoenfeld and Josiah Eaker’s Playacting speech left audiences laughing out loud.
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