28/01/2022
Comic Zone Laughter, the best medicine!!
1. A man that can’t talk goes to the doctor A man walks into his doctor’s office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, “I can’t talk! Help me!” The doctor nodded sagely and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his inability to talk, but he does as the doctor ordered. The doctor quickly picked up a big book and whacks the man’s thumb with it as hard as he could. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” the man yelled. “Good, good,” the doctor said. “Come back tomorrow and we’ll work on the ‘B’.” 2. I went to the doctor recently He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty” I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?” He said, “No. Fatty don’t eat anything.”
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Inspirational Quotes Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in - Bill Bradley Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability - Jerry Dorsman and Bob Davis When ordinary people decide to step out and be part of something big, that’s when they become extraordinary - Brett Harris Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways – Wayne W Dyer Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life - Vic Johnson One must not focus on the risk of saying, “Yes.” The greater risk is missing opportunities by saying, “No.” - Charles Sullivan When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go - Jerry Dorsman and Bob Davis Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live - Richard L. Haight
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