
Subject: “Stoned Francisco”
Date: 05/29/2025
From: Dr. Hazel
To: Prof. Gonzo
i waANT to let yOu kNow i GoT yOUr letTer tOdaY And i aM BeyOnd siCKENED. who THE FUCK DO YOU think YOU arE. yoUr’e tHE TyPE OF SICK fuck who Gets tHEIR kickS froM FuCKinG fREsno sTAte shEEP.
actually, come to think of it you are the only sick fuck who would have ever even accepted this task. neverthless, egspect a10 PAGE report about your tRip. AND PLEASE FOR DEAR GOD DONT FUCK THIS UP. evERYTIME I SEND YOU ON A TASK YOU END UP GETTING SO FUCKED UP tHat the sTOry has No ReaAL eND. mAY I remIND you oF the “ParKWAY joURNals.” just please plasee pleaseplease for teh LOVE OF GOD TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING SELF.
ps: bossMan wanTS EveYRONe to be PaT DOWN for a wIRe evERY morNING, so I DONT know how mUCH lONGer i CAN hoLD. juST whEN yOU THOUght that CLenching A MicroPhone IN bETweeN yOUr FuckING buttCHeeEKS WAS enoUGh, YOU gET a letter sayING that It IS not and THat eveRYONE ISto hAVE oNE sURGICALLY SEWN inTo YouR URethrea.











