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I like to think of myself as pretty forward-looking, but as this little magazine project I undertook hits a twenty year milestone, I can’t help but look back with a glint of nostalgia.
In addition to throwing parties with midget angels, hosting years of Gallery Silent Disco, doing ten charity Galleryrally events, winning CIM, Enterprise, and IOD awards, and creating a dystopian-looking ice cream van in the name of Gallery, we’ve produced one hundred and ninety-eight printed editions. We’ve worked with hundreds of contributors and collaborators who want to create something progressive for Jersey, championing island creativity in art and culture, celebrating islanders’ successes, and promoting their work and businesses. We’ve been a gallery for a motivated and passionate community, outward-looking but inwardly reflecting stories and visuals created by you and people you know. Or someone who someone you know knows. Or their mate. We’re on an island, so it’s probably two degrees of separation at the most.
That’s the beauty of documenting activity in a small community; there’s always someone you know in Gallery. We have the strapline ‘We are you, you are Gallery’ on our stands, which became a bit of an internal joke in the office but does ring true. It’s never really about me or us; it’s about you. It is quite weird to think that some of you reading this and some of the amazing people we’re featuring in this edition were embryos when we produced Gallery #1 though, I have to admit.
In recognition of the big 2-0, we looked up some of our alumni and have a selection of features in this edition from a handful of our favourite columnists of yore (pg. 24). We also tracked down a load of the gang who have done Project Trident with us over the years to see what they’re up to (pg. 30). We feature a couple of businesses who share our anniversary and, as always, a cross section of profiles and creativity from portraits (pg. 52) to ponies (pg. 45) and fashion (pg. 80) to folliage (pg. 46). We also talk family law and wealth trends for the more grown-up amongst you.
Back in September 2004, Green Day released American Idiot, Desperate Housewives premiered as Friends ended and Facebook spread beyond the US University network. Here in Jersey we had an Air Display, a second edition of JerseyLive, and the hot topics in the news were the finance industry getting more compliant, concerns over population growth and housing shortages, and healthcare funding. I’d say there was probably a storm, too. That’s Jersey news for you, the world changes, but Jersey is reassuringly stable.
A massive thank you to all of you who have been picking Gallery up over the last 20 years, our brilliant clients who still see quality print as having a value you can’t communicate through a paper or TikTok, and everyone that’s ever been within these pages; you’re the best. BD
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TWO DECADES OF CELEBRATING JERSEY CREATIVITY
Middle-Aged Spread
Agony aunt Stella Six is back, looking at the differences in the Jersey dating landscape between the heady, wild and free age of 20 to the slightly more complex situation of dating 40+. Sleeping bag anyone?
A Call of Nature
Glen Perotte travelled to the volcanic heights of Mount Kenya, capturing hauntingly beautiful pictures of other-worldly plants.
40:20 Reflections
Celebrating the strength, resilience and beauty of women over 40, Oliver Doran gives us a sneak peak of his upcoming exhibition, asking his subjects for the advice they would give their 20 year old selves.
Agenda: Wealth Review
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Deep dive into the global macro outlook, predictions for Jersey’s economy and up-andcoming wealth trends for 2025. Or, check out our interview with KPMG’s Aimée O’Connor, rocking office chic in our most recent fashion shoot. Faces of the RNLI
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The RNLI upstage our 20th anniversary with a photoshoot celebrating their 200th.
#198 CONTRIBUTORS
Content this month courtesy of...
GRANT RUNYON
Grant Runyon works as a Bitcoin entrepreneur, house flipper and personal fitness guru. He was Me Too-d from Gallery in 2019 after making inappropriate comments to a framed picture of Pat from Eastenders. He has been allowed back for one last piece as part of a post-cancellation rehab programme kindly sponsored by the Big D Peanuts corporation. Pg. 24
ZARA PALMER WATKINSON
Banished from Gallery after one too many EyeSpy scandals (who knew so many people would be offended by a playful jab at kombucha?), Zara returns from an AI-optimised future, reporting on Jersey in 2044 where champagne’s out, and seaweed lattes are in. Pg. 28
STELLA SIX
Stella penned us a relationship column back in the noughties. We called on her counsel again for this edition, contrasting the differences in the Jersey dating landscape between the heady, wild and free times of your 20s to the slightly more complex situation of dating at 40+. Sleeping bag anyone?
Pg. 26
JAMIE WILLOW
Jamie was a long time contributor back when Grant was a regular fixture in Gallery so we coaxed her back to complement his words once again for this issue, creating us a great visual for his Free Speech Update Pg. 24
DANNY EVANS
We tasked Danny with taking his fashion shoot skills and combining that with a feature for this edition’s Wealth section of Agenda, profiling Aimee O’Connor. He also took some great shots of athletes, chefs and a miniature pony! Pg. 45
OLIVER DORAN
Ahead of his new 40 over 40 Exhibition, set to be shown at the Vitality Health and Lifestyle Show, we got a sneak peek and asked a selection of Oliver’s subjects a question on the occasion of our 20th birthday; what advice they would give to their 20 year old selves..... Pg. 52
The rundown.
EDITORIAL CONTRIBUTORS
Emma Pallent
Stella Six
Grant Runyon
Zara Palmer Watkinson
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Danny Evans
Oliver Doran
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Gray Lee Brame
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JCKC LAW DRINKS RECEPTION
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Advocate James Corbett welcomed friends and colleagues, who joined him to celebrate the expansion of JCKC Law in Jersey. Guests also met associate members of the boutique dispute resolution practice; Richard Humphreys KC,
Eleanor Temple KC, Aaron Dowling Hussey and Margaret Griffin. Attendees also enjoyed an exclusive preview of ‘Paradigm Shift’, an exhibition of paintings and sculpture by the Jersey artist, Jacques Le Breton.
A sunny afternoon on the waterfront, a DJ, good company and free Rekorderlig, what’s not to love? In celebration of the launch of their two new flavours, guests sipped on flavours of BlackberryBlackcurrant and Peach-Raspberry, with the beauty of the St Helier marina as the backdrop.
The event was hosted by Rekorderlig distributor Roland Topf, in conjunction with Liberation Quality Drinks & Zingela Club. DJ Ricky kept everyone zaggling, and it was a great excuse to get everyone together and catch up.
Elizabeth Marina 19th September
Over the last month, ArtHouse Jersey and Jersey Water worked with five artists to produce murals across 15 arches at St Helier’s Elizabeth Marina, all on the theme of ‘Water, water, everywhere’. The artists, who applied to a recent month-long call-out, are Will Bertram (Jersey), Robert Allen (Jersey), Lucy
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These artists, led by Ben Robertson (BOKRA), held workshops with local community groups hosted at The Harbour Gallery. The work was unveiled in September. Be sure to head down for a wander and check out the fruits of their labour.
IM PRACTICAL EXHIBITION LAUNCH
JARO Gallery
14th September
It seems fitting that the photos of the launch of IMpractical should be in Black and White, with the exhibition celebrating the first time that the originals of Abi Overland’s incredible, painstaking detailed work have been shown. We’ve long been fans of Abi’s creative, stylish, award-winning body of work across prints,
ceramics and beyond; this exhibition celebrates her career so far. Her work in the exhibition sits alongside that of Gillian Linden, Jayne Herbert and Rick Jones, who also opened the evening with some acoustic music, flexing two of his creative outputs at once.
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I haven’t had the pleasure of gracing these pages since October 2019, when I was poached from my role here at Gallery Magazine with an offer that was too good to refuse. I met a tall dark stranger with a goatish air at the Five Oaks roundabout, and after a few pints of Breda and a contract written my own blood I was the proud, loud proprietor of my own opinion column in the traditional media.
Inever bothered reading the fine print, but they paid me more than I’d been used to from Gallery – I had an expense account for breakfast at the petrol forecourt, a weekly coupon for the meat raffle and a sponge bath every Tuesday. Unlike an actual journalist I wouldn’t even need to do research, as the standard for writing a “controversial” opinion column is to repeat the opinions of mean hairdressers and men who lost their golf clubs in the divorce, but as if you’ve come up with them yourself. They warned me if I showed any signs of shame or selfawareness I’d be taken out and dumped in St Peter’s Valley like a feral chicken.
For a while it was paradise, pretending to have my dad’s opinions and bullying random minorities for cash. I basked in the adoration of a dwindling audience of the Island’s most spiteful retirees and unlike writing for Gallery did not need to hedge my bets by printing “this is obviously satire” in block caps in both margins, because my target audience thinks satire is a town outside Glasgow and that irony is what liver tastes like. As somebody with no tact who likes making up statistics I’ve always been committed to the concept of free speech, so I set out to ruffle feathers, to say the unsayable, which is still unsayable even if technically Katie Hopkins or Ricky Gervais has already said it. Unfortunately, like Icarus, I flew too close to the sun and the editors stopped defending my inalienable right to uncensored thought. I had embarked on a particularly fruity online rant after one of my colleagues stole my thunder with 800 words on why cycle lanes were invented by Hitler. I hoped I’d trigger enough of a response to be crowned king of the Island’s most belligerent WhatsApp groups, but the tweets broke containment of my readers and it turns out that I was very, very wrong to accuse Mr Tumble of being a “woke trans member of Jeremy Corbyn’s gender ISIS” in a public forum. I would like to reiterate that apology to his ruthless firm of lawyers, and to ISIS, who object to Mr Tumble on ideological grounds.
Bloodied but unbowed by cancel culture, I hoisted my sails and charted a course out of newsprint and into the bacteria-infested waters of digital media. My podcast “The Difference Opinion” is still pulling in an impressive share of listeners in the Trinity and St John catchment area, but although I am proud to be lauded as “the Joe Rogan of Grand Vaux” the downside of cultivating an audience of men with very thick necks is that they are easily distracted by other forms of entertainment, like flashing lights or moo cows. My subscribers continually walking into traffic, choking on their own spit, starving because they can’t open tin cans etc. is messing with my income, especially as the podcast is only monetised via the Jersey-themed cryptocurrency I developed, ShegCoin. At the moment it’s worth next to nothing (attention: Mr Tumble’s lawyers) but that means that you’re virtually guaranteed* a return if you invest enough.
Unsatisfied with my status as Maufant’s #1 cryptocurrency guru, I thought about applying to work as a talking thumb on GB News, but then I hit on a different way to go viral with credulous goons, and set myself up first as a
professional Covid denier and then launching Jersey’s first climate sceptic OnlyFans. In another misstep it turns out that you shouldn’t spread yourself too thinly - this is both metaphorically and literally true if you get your accounts mixed up and email a video titled “dangerous injections” to one of the real housewives.
I’m now banned from TikTok, Instagram and Club Penguin. I have taken a leaf from the book of chinless manfluencer Andrew Tate and opened an in-person boot camp for aspiring alpha males who want to learn what it takes to be as much of a success as I am. You might think that it’s a bit of a reach to go from local writer to the type of celebrity who does videos about slapping people and is wanted by Interpol, but Russell Brand got his start dressing as a Victorian scarecrow on a Big Brother spinoff, married then divorced Katy Perry, and is now baptising lesser members of the Trump family in a paddling pool full of his pant whiskers. I’ve been trying to snag an endorsement from somebody with a bigger, thicker audience but until Elon Musk responds to me I’ll need to be satisfied with the thumbs up emoji from disgraced footballer Joey Barton.
For a while it was paradise, pretending to have my dad’s opinions and bullying random minorities for cash. I basked in the adoration of a dwindling audience of the Island’s most spiteful retirees and unlike writing for Gallery did not need to hedge my bets by printing “this is obviously satire” in block caps in both margins, because my target audience thinks satire is a town outside Glasgow and that irony is what liver tastes like.
Meanwhile I’m topping up the pension fund by putting my broccoli-haired houseboys to work as professional dog walkers, which is one of only two growth areas of the British economy since the pandemic. The other is vapes, allowing me to double my income by loading up your wheezing pugs like tiny mules with a stack of Spicy Tango Menthol Blasters and leading them past the schools. We’ve lost a handful of cockapoos to spontaneous combustion but my guy in Taiwan has promised to send over replacements. Whether it’s dogs or vapes I don’t know, and don’t care.
So what next for the Top G Grant Runyon? The Gallery editor is trying to tempt me back but I doubt his commitment to free speech or to handing over multiple pages at the front of the magazine for my range of supplements called things like “XXL Bully” and “Girthzilla”. They are perfectly safe, tested once in Taiwan, a second time on Jersey’s dogs and then finally on my manosphere lodgers. “No cap, fr fr fam! Rizzy rascal skibidi toilet. Totally GOATED” was their review. I am 90% certain this means they don’t cause brain damage, but if you think I’m wrong you can ring the Gallery office and leave an incoherent voicemail to set me straight. Just don’t tell Mr Tumble where I live.
Middle-Age Spread: Navigating relationships in Jersey when you’re over 40
Words&Illustration: Stella Six
There comes a time when the island of Jersey, once a sun-drenched playground for your saladday trysts, melts into something else entirely, like old wax on an abandoned surfboard. A surfboard which, was owned by a guy probably-calledAaron, who you got off with at the Splash in your twenties, before throwing up lemon-flavoured Hooch on his Uggs. And much like that surfboard wax, you’re older now, and you have LOST YOUR GRIP, because of a condition called ’40-Year-Old Shoulder’ which is an actual thing that you wish you hadn’t Googled. Anyway, the point is – you’re past your prime; you may have your halcyon memories, but you also have many, congealed, sticky regrets. Welcome to middle-aged dating in Jersey! Like the romantic landscape of your youth, it’s just a little bit harder and weirder than in other places. Lucky for you though, Stella Six, Jersey’s premier relationship savant, is back with a few tips to help you to navigate your way through the un-Amazin Maze of ‘mature’ island courtship.
TIP ONE:
Change Your Identity
You’re single again, maybe post-divorce, maybe even two (who’s judging? Everyone, that’s who…), and you decide, ‘why not give things another shot?’ You finally, bravely, lift your head from your tear-sodden pillow and look around at your options. It’s then you realise there are only about three eligible people left in your age-group, and you just divorced one of them. He’s now going out with someone with stupid hair who laughs at his jokes. Ha! She’ll learn soon enough that his limited repertoire doesn’t just extend to repartee. Anyway, who else? Oh. The other two used to be married to quite good friends of yours, so there is an insurmountable ick-factor. Like the 1984 film Ghostbusters, which you are sadly old enough to remember, the streams must not cross. They probably wouldn’t even be interested in your over-familiar old caboose. Or would they? Consider this – eyesight in over forties is not what it used to be. You’re probably struggling to read this very article! With a radical haircut, some strategic filler and a name change, you’d be unrecognisable! You could be the hot-new thing on the scene. Fresh meat! At the very least, you’d be able to walk down King Street without someone asking you ‘how are you coping with the divorce?’ and having to pretend you’re fine, when all you want to do is buy a prawn f*cking sandwich on your lunchbreak without crying.
TIP TWO: Recycle
So, for legal reasons, you can’t change your identity? No problem! About three months into being newly single, because you live in Jersey, you will soon bump into all of your exes; like the now-slightly-fat ghosts of relationships past. This is what is known as ‘The Christmas Carol Phenomenon’. I think, you’re supposed to learn some sort of important life lesson about the value of existence or something, but what you can also do, is consider recycling. Were they all THAT bad? I mean sure, Aaron wore Uggs, (actually let’s cross him off the list, not sure he’s over the puking thing anyway), but what about Calum, or Liam, or Darren etc? They were all fun weren’t they! Lads, lads, lads! A quick diddly-doop on Facebook will now reveal that they’ve all died. This will feel a little shocking initially - like, how old AM I? But that’s okay, because at least it means you don’t have to go back out with any of those losers. Your shoulder will be hurting now, so it’s time to step away from the computer. Instead, go and dig out the old sleeping bag from that camping trip with your ex-husband – the one the Relate therapist described as ‘the final straw’ - and stuff it with old JEPs. Now, get one of your ex-husband’s old ties, which apparently, he didn’t need in his ‘new life’, and form a garrotte. Slip that over the foot-end of the sleeping bag and pull it tightly to form a ‘head’. Take some lipstick, and another swig of your wine (sorry, I should have mentioned that – you should be very drunk, although I think that was implied?), and draw a little face on it. Tada! Now you have a boyfriend.
TIP THREE: Expand Your Horizons
If neither of the first two tips appeal to you, you can always try online dating. This will, however, involve finding a travel budget so that you can leave the island to meet people from elsewhere. If you try to date online AND on-island, you will immediately have a nervous breakdown. Here’s why. Firstly, you’ll have to post a TRUTHFUL profile description, because everyone already knows you. There is no use pretending you’re well-read, or into yoga, or whatever. Same goes for pics – forget adding a filter. You’ve already been seen by the whole island IRL (In Real Life), hungover, buying ten bags of mini-cheddars under strip-lighting in what used to be Checkers. What I’m saying is, there is no point putting your best foot forward, because everyone has already seen your disgusting foot. Equally, don’t be seduced by other Jersey profiles like ‘sunset-loving Peter from St Ouen’. A few clicks will reveal that ‘Peter’ is actually Pete, the guy you used to work with at Grey Trust Co, who went on endlessly about his skirting board renovations and how good he is at making ramen. If you must swipe right, swipe right OFF-ISLAND, and limit your location settings to areas with reasonably priced flights – we’re talking Gatwick, or Glasgow, or, I guess Luton. Also remember, everyone keeps saying ‘there’s a boat in the morning’. That might not always be true due to Condor’s cancellation policy, but still, metaphorically, it is true. You do not have to settle for someone your friend has slept with, someone you have slept with, or a sleeping bag you have slept in. You can meet other people, in other places, who will get how special you are. And if they don’t, you never, ever have to see them again. Ever.
Jersey’s relationship expert and dating historian Stella Six now lives in Brighton with her current and hopefully final husband; a vaudeville performer of some notoriety.
Zara Palmer Watkinson, our High Maintenance Women, wrote her observational column and ‘Eye Spy’ for ten years. In this edition, she looks back from the future, giving us advice on what to expect when Gallery is 40...
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Well here I am—typing. With my actual fingers. Can you imagine? It’s been so long since I’ve touched a keyboard that I can barely remember where the letters are. But I daren’t risk using LUNA to dictate this. No, if I let her in on this little nostalgia trip, my ratings would plummet faster than Fort Regent did in the Great Sinkhole of 2038. Heaven forbid I should sound negative—my social wellness score couldn’t take the hit.
You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to actually type after years of just voice-noting everything. In 2044, we’ve all moved on to LUNA, who not only dictates but also corrects your tone to make sure you stay eternally positive. A bit flat today, Zara? Why not try rephrasing that with a gratitude lens? Oh yes, because being upbeat is now a legal requirement, especially as the ruling class is made up of socially-conscious Gen Z ‘thought leaders’. Gone are the grey-haired ministers of old; now we have ex-vloggers and environmental activists running the show. Politicians? No, they’re content creators with public office, posting their policy updates in #aesthetic carousels.
Of course, they’ve brought their favourite buzzwords with them—everything must be sustainable, inclusive and mindfully crafted. Ethical capitalism rules the island, with fast fashion banned and taxes slapped on anything non-biodegradable. Even the government’s new housing policy is zero-waste—every new flat is made from recycled TikTok content (or at least that’s what I think they said in their live-streamed press conferences).
Even the government’s new housing policy is zerowaste—every new flat is made from recycled TikTok content (or at least that’s what I think they said in their live-streamed press conferences).
Oh let’s not forget all the self-care laws they’ve implemented. I used to love a spa day, but in 2044? It’s wellness overload. Everyone is mandated to take a minimum of two mental health days a month (or risk a hefty fine), and your therapy bills are tax-deductible. Skip your weekly meditation, and your wellness score will tank, which now affects everything from your ability to book a table at Pêtchi Dunes to your tax band. After all, how can anyone be productive without a personalised ASMR session and a face mask?
And speaking of productivity, the traditional 9-to-5 is ancient history. Everyone’s a freelancer now —or a multihyphenate if you’re really on vibe. Ministers? They’re patching into the States Assembly from eco-pods, drafting policies between running their side hustles, usually some combination of NFT art, kombucha brewing, and selling digital detox retreats in the metaverse.
Anyway, back to nostalgia. Remember real lattes with frothy cow’s milk? Now it’s seaweed lattes or nothing. Cow’s milk is practically illegal—taxed so high you’d need a hedge fund to afford it, and we’re left sipping green sludge that tastes like you’ve licked the inside of a rockpool. It’s all terribly eco-friendly, but where’s the indulgence?
And shoes. Forget Louboutins. Now we’re all gliding around in HoverOn-Clouds, floating over the (Sin)King Street canals in total silence. Practical? Yes. Empowering? Absolutely not. No one feels fierce in a pair of eco-slippers.
Meanwhile, Jersey’s agricultural economy has… well, sunk, quite literally. Who needs cows when you can farm kelp? Now Jersey’s all about seaweed farming - acres and acres of floating algae farms bobbing where St Ouen’s beach used to be. It’s all terribly sustainable, but you can’t pretend you don’t miss Jersey Royals from a roadside honesty stall.
And shoes. Forget
Louboutins. Now we’re all gliding around in HoverOn-Clouds, floating over the (Sin)King Street canals in total silence. Practical? Yes. Empowering? Absolutely not. No one feels fierce in a pair of eco-slippers.
As for Gen Alpha, where do I even begin? Whose genius idea was it to name an entire generation Alpha? Oh right, that was us. And didn’t they just lean into it. While Gen Z is busy with ‘mindful living’ Alphas are upgrading their neural microchips and rolling their eyes at us. “Wait, you typed with your hands?” they ask, smirking on their AI hoverboards. “How… retro.” Gen Z hosts wellness retreats, Alpha’s out there building virtual empires, probably redesigning Jersey while we meditate ourselves into oblivion.
But here I am, typing away in my little AI-free corner, remembering the glorious messiness of life before the world got optimised to within an inch of its life. Because sometimes, darling, chaos is where the real magic happens.
We had Project Trident students at Gallery for over a decade, vying with The Animal Shelter as the most popular place a 16 year old wanted to spend their designated two weeks in the working world. With a lot of the Gallery team caught up having kids of our own and the whole homeworking thing, it’s meant that it’s been a while since we’ve been able to inspire young minds in this way. With a milestone 20th Birthday coming up, we tracked down some of our Gallery alumni to see what they’ve been doing since we set them out on interviews and coffee runs...
We managed to track down some on-island and caught up with others around the world. We did four Trident placements a year and didn’t retain all our feedback sheets but we managed to get hold of quite a few! Over the next four pages we learn about their lives and get a few bits of feedback. What a creative, inspiring and worldly bunch they’ve become. Go team!
trajectories trident
Tasmin pursued a career in communications, driven by a passion for impactful storytelling. Her journey led her to study Advertising and Marketing in the UK while working at an award-winning integrated advertising agency, managing large accounts for brands like Mentos and Smint during the rise of social media. In 2018, a love for the ocean and expertise in communication found harmony through a partnership with Matt Porteous, a talented photographer who shares her passion for the sea. Recognising the ocean's communication problem, they co-founded Ocean Culture Life, a global storytelling community and non-profit organisation. The aim is to give a voice to our most undervalued asset - the ocean.
Anna was one of the OG Gallery trident students and was also lucky enough to help out with the fashion pages for a couple of years before starting Uni. Now she works on the marketing team at Visit Jersey, planning and creating website content, newsletters and supporting with campaign activity to inspire travellers to put Jersey on their ‘must visit’ list.
2012: Tessa Smith (nee Cheal) TEACHER
Tessa went to the University of Reading and studied Primary Education and English before qualifying as a teacher. After a ski season in Alpe d'Huez, she travelled and lived in New Zealand for almost a year. On returning to Jersey, she started teaching in the Primary setting. She recently married and is currently on Maternity leave after having a son, Harley. She will be joining Les Quenevais School as an Inclusion Teacher this September.
Gallery Memory... PARLEZ ANGALIS
I was very keen and excited to be placed at Gallery so I thought it would be a great idea to bring a dictionary with me. When I got there, I realised I had picked up an English to French dictionary... I kept it hidden in my bag because I was embarrassed.
2010: Lauren Rhodes (nee clarke)
VIDEO producer
Inspired by her time with Gallery, Lauren studied Journalism and made it her career path. After university she worked with Channel TV and spent almost five years gaining knowledge and skills, but ‘local news only had so much creativity to it!’. She progressed to working with local video production company SlingShot films where she learnt ‘true creativity’. Following the birth of her daughter, she fused her work with being a mum and set up on her own as The Creative Club, specialising in producing social media video content. She also now works as Creative Director and co-owner at Birthable; a pre and post natal fitness and education company.
Gallery Memory...
Wear appropriate shoes!
We went to a farm, I think for a photo, and I definitely wasn’t wearing mudappropriate shoes. My nice shoes ended up in the washing machine at the end of the day.
Rachel went to university in Southampton to study medicine and graduated this year. As part of her training she got to do three months of placement in Sydney, Australia, specialising in psychiatry and oncology. Now back in the UK and ready to work, she is about to start work as an A&E doctor in Manchester.
I remember being painfully shy and intimidated because everyone was so cool haha! I think I barely spoke and I would write an article and then take about 20 minutes extra to build up the courage to tell one of the team members I'd finished the task!! Sometimes you think a trident student isn't really getting anything out of the placement when they are quiet but I can't describe how much I was actually taking in and valued being there and how much it inspired me to what I’ve gone on to do! Thankfully I’ve come out of my shell now - the experiences out of your comfort zone are the most important lessons!
ROLL CALL
Anna
trajectories trident
Luc graduated with a degree in Graphic Design from UWE and returned to Jersey. He had a few stints working for internet retail companies and set up the excellent 'Crapaud Wear’, joined a Ska Punk Band and finally found his feet at a design agency. In 2020 he left his job, got married in his garden and went on a long honeymoon around the world during the pandemic. Having returned, he’s now Head of Design at Snap Design & Digital. He and his wife have also had a baby! He says “life is great, if a little exhausting”.
Gallery Memory... CONSIDER YOUR SUSPENSION
I learnt that you don’t pack 20 boxes of magazines for delivery into your 1989 Daihatsu Charade, you’ll barely make it over speed bumps!
Clarke (Rhodes)
Production Specialist 2010
Harley Brennan Digital Marketing Manager 2010
Barnaby De La Cloche Photographer 2010
George Lewis Assistant Director: Moody’s Analytics 2010
Tessa Cheal Teacher 2012
Laura Chiew-Fah Costard Trainee Solicitor 2012
Tia Carpenter Digital Marketing Executive 2013
Calum Riva TV Producer 2013 Louis Donohoe LANGUAGE Teacher 2014
Sofia Skiming Bookseller 2014
Phoebe Mae Johnson Media Logistics 2014
Evie Howell Lawyer 2014
Jules Bulch It’s a Mystery! 2015
Stephen Arthur Department of Energy 2015
Chloe Coxshall Zoologist and PhD Student 2015
Layla May Arthur Paper Artist 2016
Rachel Egerton Doctor 2016
2014: Evie Howell
TRAiNEE SOLICITOR
Evie studied Law at the University of Liverpool and then completed her LPC with the University of Law online. In between studies, she worked at the Ommaroo Hotel, flexing her creative side whilst working on their social media and marketing. She’s done a lot of travelling over the past 10 years, spending time in Central America, South East Asia, Africa and (this summer) South America; “I love immersing myself in different cultures and getting outside of my comfort zone”. Evie was a bursary student at Ogier and has now been accepted onto their trainee solicitor programme and is starting this September.
Gallery Memory... BEING AN INTERVIEWER
I got to interview Tom Daley!
Phoebe Mae Johnson JAPAN FAN AND MEDIA LOGISTICS
Barny is a photographer. We caught up with him in Nara, Japan. He loves exploring new places and photographing the life and cultures he discovers, pushing his limits to improve skills and see more of the world. He strives to inspire people and encourage them to keep moving. As much as he loves being on the move, he does admit to missing “the rock, my family and friends, the nature of the island, and the fresh Atlantic air that greets our lungs as the airplane door opens”.
Gallery Memory... INSPIRING THE FUTURE
It was an incredible experience that helped me on my journey as a photographer, giving me insight into the world of media. I will always remember the friendly team and the awesome opportunities that came with my experience. Best classroom of 2010.
After Pheobe spent time with us at Gallery, she “fluctuated a lot” around what she wanted to do. One thing that remained constant was a desire to move to the UK and another to study Japanese. Last year she managed to achieve both, heading on the trip of a lifetime to study in Tokyo for three weeks (and one day hopes to live there). Back in the UK she has now moved to a small but beautiful village in Lincolnshire where she lives with her fiancé and a cat. She’s having fun working in media logistics and is looking forward to the future.
2015: Chloe Coxshall ZOOLOGIST
Chloe completed an undergraduate degree and Masters degree in Zoology at Bangor University, with a particular interest in primates and animal behaviour. She is currently conducting a PhD at Imperial College London, focusing on same-sex sexual behaviour in primates. Her research involves answering the questions of why this behaviour has evolved through behavioural observations of rhesus macaques in Puerto Rico, together with an abundance of data analysis. Wowzas! When she’s not researching monkeys, she enjoys pole fitness and crochet as her creative outlets!
2014: Louis Donohoe language teacher
Louis works in Japan as an Assistant Language Teacher. He went to Japan two years ago as part of the JET Programme and is based in Betsukai Town. The main produce there is milk, and cows outnumber people 7:1! Surprisingly, Jersey cows are a popular breed there and Jersey milk is loved by the locals. Louis hopes to see Jersey Royals become a part of Japan’s agricultural production in the future!
Gallery Memory... coffee runs and bank robbers
Doing my trident experience for Gallery was a dream come true for an aspiring writer. The team was incredibly welcoming and I loved the relaxed atmosphere of the office. I was given a great amount of freedom when writing and designing features for the magazine. I still have copies at home, sometimes I flick through them to reminisce or read about Britain’s greatest bank robbers and the best ski resorts in the world. Aside from writing stories, I was also the designated Cafe Jac runner (a role that I doubt was unique to my trident experience). But, I was happy to get a a fresh brew everyday from the Gallery coffee fund, otherwise known as Ben’s wallet. I am very thankful for Gallery and the experience that I had on trident.
2014: Sofia Skiming BOOKSELLER
Sofia is the children’s bookseller for Waterstones Kingston, having fallen into bookselling by accident. She originally wanted to go into something to do with publishing or writing, but graduating from university in 2020 made jobhunting “a nightmare”. She applied to Waterstones Jersey to cover her through to Christmas, but ended up loving it so much that she never left; “I love talking about what I love all day, curating the perfect space, and working with passionate, like-minded people. Children’s bookselling is especially rewarding. I love recommending books to young people, knowing that I might be one day inspiring a life-long passion”. She made the decision to move to Greater London about a year ago, but does miss Jersey a lot, especially the sea: “I miss sea-swimming like you’d miss a limb. I do actually think I get withdrawal symptoms”!
2015: Stephen Arthur Department of energy
After finishing school, Stephen went on to study history at the University of Exeter. While he was there I got accepted onto the Civil Service Fast Stream, which is the UK Government’s graduate programme. This opportunity has allowed Stephen to work on a really diverse range of things across government. He’s currently living in London working as a Finance Business Partner for the Department of Energy Security and Net Zero. In this role he gets to support teams in delivering interesting policy, including the UK’s involvement in the COP climate conferences, as well as initiatives around nuclear power and decommissioning.
Gallery Memory...
TRIDENT FOR THE WIN
I remember applying for the placement, and then convincing myself I wouldn’t get it so successfully that I forgot I’d applied, so that when the news came that I’d be doing my Trident at Gallery I was completely shocked. The Trident scheme is so important, providing that essential work experience for young people looking to work in industries such as journalism and publishing where it is so competitive to land an internship or entry-level role.
Gallery Memory... TRIDENT FOR THE WIN
One distinct memory I do have from my Project Trident placement at Gallery was being asked to write a bio, with a photo, at the end of the week. I choose to just take a selfie at my desk rather than actually just finding a good photo of myself which, on reflection, is both incredibly funny and also lazy of me (and I have ensured not to make the same mistake twice!)
ANDY HOUGARDY
ANDY’S ARTISAN BAKES
Andy Hougardy of Andy’s Artisan Bakes has spent the majority of his working life from the age of 15 in the hospitality industry, mostly as a chef but also in restaurant and hotel management. That’s 38 years of experience (we’ll let you do the maths) many of which he’s spent perfecting the art of baking sourdough and other delicious goodies which you can now buy from him directly and at places like Brooklands Farm shop in St Brelade’s.
Can you tell us your baking story, how did it all start?
My relationship with Jersey started like many others, after a short visit to the island in 1984, while on a rugby tour, loving the sandy beaches, clear blue sea and duty free beer, it enticed me to return a year later to work.
I left the island in 2000 to undertake a business degree but always come back to the island during my breaks. During my time at university I would undertake work as a relief chef across South Wales and the West before moving to Chamonix, France for two years to manage hotels. As the manager, I would also be in the kitchen once a week covering the chef’s day off, and this seemed to reignite my cooking and baking passion.
After a successful business venture in Wales, I was persuaded to return to Jersey by my girlfriend in 2008. We married the following year and I took on the Herb Garden Cafe, set in the beautiful gardens at Samares Manor, baking cakes and making pastry everyday. This was where I started to experiment making sourdough bread, when the lightbulb moment went off, loving the use of simple ingredients (flour, water and salt) to produce something so good.
Baking became a bigger part of life after my wife and I bought the lease of St Aubins Cafe, which we renamed Fort View. During the 10 years at the cafe, I developed many cake, pastry and bread recipes, however it was
during COVID lockdown I took it to another level baking all our bread rolls and loaves we used each day along with the cakes, doughnuts and sourdoughs breads, however, there was not enough hours in the day to make everything, so temporarily, I stopped making the sourdough. Thoughts of opening a bakery grew from the success of the cafe.
What’s your favourite thing to bake?
The next developing recipe is always my favourite, currently I am experimenting with Sourdough Ciabatta. When toasted and filled with cheese or anything, it’s just heavenly. I have also been trying out Maritozzi, which is a roman cream bun with a cappuccino cream filling, topped with roasted hazelnuts.
What inspires your bakes?
My garden produce inspires me, tomatoes, plums, strawberries, blueberries, courgettes etc etc. and, of course, my herbs. Also flicking through the pages of my 50/60 cooking and baking books is a huge inspiration, trying to emulate or better the printed recipe is a constant challenge. I do often get requests from customers too, if it’s doable I’ll give it a go.
Why did you choose to become a Genuine Jersey Member?
Being a Genuine Jersey member gives my business a stamp of authenticity, one I’m very proud of.
Where can people find Andy’s Artisan Bakery goods? Currently I can be found via Facebook (Andy’s Artisan Bakery) and I take orders via direct messages. In the new year I will be looking at distributing and making my products more available. I also supply ‘Me and the Farmer’ at Brooklands Farm Shop with sourdough bread every Thursday, Friday and Saturday
How often do you bake? Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays.
@andys
In each edition we feature some of Jersey’s creators and let them share their creative visions and handmade goods with you lot, our island consumers. If you like what you see, check out genuinejersey.com and hunt them down to support our local industries!
Only 35% of adults have 20/20 vision without glasses, whilst 25% can’t see this well even with them.
Sitting comfortably MINNA PEMBERTON
Minna is a 22 year old illustrator who recently graduated from Brighton University. Despite doing an Illustration degree, she told me she “doesn’t entirely identify with that title”. She’s spent most of her creative life being a bit jack-of-all-trades, pursuing animation, print-making, graphic design, textiles and 3D design. When she boils this all down, her “core-joy” is drawing, which she joked is “an alternative to writing sentimental poetry” in her diary. Within the last few months she has really delved into her niche - which by and large revolves around chairs.
Chairs are the humblest and most unappreciated item of furniture. One might even call them the backbone of modern society. Yet, chairs are consistently underappreciated, and merely sat all over. In an unwitting act of chair activism, Minna’s recent work champions the pinnacle of everyday furniture. Her graduation exhibition features many different designs, truly hitting diversity quotas when it comes to chair representation. “I’m Sat” features a cat chair, a cuddly chair, a skeletal chair and, my favourite, a “first-class playroom chair for children travelling by cruise ship”.
Her interest in chairs was spurred by their absence in her immediate environment. Her work allowed her to “vicariously own dream furniture”, whilst creating in her student home. Drawing inspiration from books, designers and exhibitions, she covets an expansive folder of favourite chairs collected over time. Her preferred designs are ones with “surreal forms and unique silhouettes”, and she said “collating them together in drawings was a really fulfilling way of seeing my interests reflected back at me”. This allowed her to question what linked her designs together, whilst also expressing an incandescent love of chairs.
Despite her expertise in this area, Minna’s inspiration extends further. She said “I’m influenced a lot by storytelling and music, podcasts about folklore, science and history, or just funny concepts my friends and I come up with”. A lot of her illustrations feature themes of birds and space, which can be seen in her drawing of swans migrating to the moon. Ultimately, she told me her biggest inspiration at university was “being around creative people”, and this vibrant community of artists recently showcased their individual niches. Minna took her coursemates under her wing when she helped organise and fundraise their graduation exhibition. She said “it was a lot of work and definitely took more preparation than we all anticipated, but the amount of support our work received was overwhelming”. They had shows in both Brighton and London, and Minna feels incredibly grateful towards everyone who visited.
Now she’s out in the world Minna has full creative freedom, and she is relieved to be “free from the worries of grades”. Come September, she’s starting an internship in brand design, and is “looking forward to being in London amongst the opportunities a big creative city brings”. Being in a bustling creative community charges her, and inspires the designs she strives to create.
“Last summer I visited Copenhagen for midsummer and completely fell in love with the city. There’s something so pleasing about the Scandinavian way of life; they’re very well-known for their design expertise (especially in the realm of chairs)”
However, this is not to say she isn’t tempted by the quiet life from time to time. She said “last summer I visited Copenhagen for midsummer and completely fell in love with the city. There’s something so pleasing about the Scandinavian way of life; they’re very wellknown for their design expertise (especially in the realm of chairs)”. Her dream is to be an artist there, cycling around and swimming in London, and looks forward
be through independent art collectives or multi-
powerful social tool”.
Moving pictures CLEO LEATHER
Cleo is a photographer and videographer, currently working between London and Marrakech. She just graduated with a Masters from the University of Bristol, in Film and Television alongside Innovation. During her time there she experimented with her style of film, which - like her photography - aims to achieve balance. Her trademark is to capture dark and emotive matter within the juxtaposition of delicate, creamy tones. She ultimately loves a good unnerving scene, and packing frames to the brim with commotion and depth.
STATS&FACTS
20 is the atomic number of calcium in chemistry.
Before Cleo left for Bristol, people knew her for her photography. Her stunning frames emit an “electric edge”, by mixing striking emotions with flattering light. It is character that draws her in to a shot, so she’s always gravitated towards photographing people.
Her portfolio is filled with portraiture, event and music photography, as well as her very own coffee table book. Titled ‘Fruits D’Eté’, Cleo birthed the passion project during her final year of A Levels. It celebrates the transition of a girl to a woman, inspired by the idea that a girl is like a peach. She said “it was a celebration of the tender tradition out of our school girl years, into something that felt bigger”. During a time where she relied heavily on sisterhood and female friendships, Cleo curated “soft, nostalgic images that felt they embodied the ethereal fantasy of girlhood”. In her mind, this was epitomised by “balmy summer days, sticky with fresh fruit juice and memories held together by linen, bikinis and the odd Coco Chanel necklace”. This final item, she confessed, was borrowed from her mum’s cupboard.
During her time in Bristol, Cleo wandered from stills to moving frames. It was a choice that confused some, due to her talent as a photographer. Through working freelance and completing placements and internships, Cleo made a name for herself in Jersey’s photography scene. Cleo told me that despite this love, she had wanted to explore a course where there was more unchartered territory. She joked that this was “basically a better use of all that money!”
She sees her four years of study as an essential part of her journey. Film and Television modules helped her learn more about the industry, and she was pleasantly surprised by the Innovation side of her course. Through allowing her to explore her “curious, entrepreneurial tendencies”, Cleo learned a lot about engaging with broader design, business and marketing. In these areas she welcomed swathes of personal growth, saying “my mind has been stretched beyond anything that I expected from my course”. It has set her up with the tools she needs to break into her chosen industry.
Now living in West London, Cleo’s plan is to capture cinema. She’s gravitating towards short and feature films, alongside music videos and artistic commercials. Despite her love of all things film, she’s still passionate about pursuing photography. She sees this as a lifelong endeavour, and something that makes her who she is.
Despite the trials that come alongside graduating into a competitive industry, Cleo is confident in her ability to make it through. She said “the world is very much my oyster and I am ready and open for any opportunity that may come my way. There is no ‘plan’, just an ethic to work my ass off”. Her confidence is not unfounded: having worked in the industry throughout her education, Cleo has a good launchpad from which to fly off from. She said “I’ve already been hustling, and so in that respect I don’t feel like I’m going into something that new or foreign”. She joked that if anything it’s more comfortable, seeing as she’s not doing a masters degree on the side of her work. With a fiery work ethic, and a habit for being in the right place at the right time, Cleo is boldly walking into her future. She’s in it for the long haul, and won’t be stopping till she hits Cannes Red Carpet.
HIDDEN DEPTHS
with Nicholas Romeril & Cristabelle Jégard
HIDDEN DEPTHS is the latest collection by internationally acclaimed artist Nicholas Romeril. Known for his evocative portrayals of remote and extreme environments, his work offers a profound reflection on the beauty and fragility of the natural world, with a focus on conservation. Over the course of his thirty-year career, his art has been exhibited widely across Europe and beyond, cementing his status as a leading voice in environmental art.
Nick’s artistic journey began with a scholarship from the Royal Overseas League International Painting Competition during his time at Camberwell College of Arts. This opportunity took him to Mexico, sparking a lifelong passion for travel and cultural exploration. After returning to London, Romeril exhibited his work and shared a studio in Brixton. His travels across Southeast Asia and Australia further expanded his creative vision, ultimately influencing the global perspective that defines his art today.
This latest collection offers a striking visual narrative of Romeril’s experience in the Seychelles, where his deep engagement with the ocean and its fragile ecosystems prompted him to break the sea’s surface and peer into its hidden depths. His dedication to conservation and his passion for the natural world are palpable in these vibrant, immersive works.
HIDDEN DEPTHS invites viewers to experience the awe-inspiring beauty of the natural world and reflect on the importance of protecting our planet’s most delicate ecosystems. Romeril’s stunning new series offers both an artistic and environmental journey, urging us to consider the vital role we play in safeguarding these extraordinary landscapes.
Alongside Nicholas will be the debut exhibition from Cristabelle Jégard. A recent graduate of Aberystwyth University with a degree in fine art and art history, Cristabelle Jégard has rapidly made a name for herself with her distinctive, vibrant style. Her art draws inspiration from the German Expressionists and iconic figures like Matisse, Picasso, and Gauguin, creating a compelling fusion of historical influence and personal vision.
Cristabelle’s debut at JARO will feature a series of striking seascapes that reflect her deep connection to the ocean. Growing up on the island, she spent countless hours exploring its beaches, envisioning herself as Robinson Crusoe. This intimate bond with the sea is evident in her work, where she employs bold, harmonious colours to evoke the emotive power of the ocean. She likens her use of colour to musical notes, with each hue carefully chosen to create a specific emotional resonance.
Her artistic process begins with selecting a perspective from which to view the landscape, followed by sketching her vision. She then translates these sketches into vibrant oil paintings in her studio. Cristabelle’s work is characterised by its rich, deep colours and dynamic compositions, reflecting her year-round connection to the sea as both a surfer and swimmer.
In addition to her emerging career, Cristabelle has undertaken notable projects that highlight her versatility and commitment. In 2023, she was commissioned to paint a mural of the Austrian mountains in Mayerhofen and a chalet in Hintertux, which supported her creative journey across Europe. This period of travel followed an injury that led her to explore art galleries in Paris and Stuttgart, including the Musée Picasso and Staatsgalerie Stuttgart.
For her first exhibition at JARO, Cristabelle presents a captivating new series of artworks that showcase her signature bold use of colour and profound connection to island life. Her paintings capture the beauty and raw energy of the ocean, offering a fresh perspective that complements Nicholas Romeril’s submarine vistas. Together, their works create a dialogue between two artists united by their love of the sea, inviting viewers to explore the deep emotional and environmental themes embedded in their art.
HIDDEN DEPTHS
Open For Daily Viewings
19th October - 9th November. Tues - Sat - 10am - 3pm JARO Gallery No 1 York Street
Opening Night Friday 18th October - 5:30pm-7:30pm Includes Live Performance From Tom Rolls
CLASSICAL TAKE A FOR MOMENT
For some people, moving to a new place is a daunting prospect. Trying to find your tribe and meet new people can be a challenge. Others jump in feet first and not only engage themselves in a new environment, but also seek to add to and grow the cultural tapestry of their new home.
Shortly after Christine Jasper moved to Jersey in 2021, she established Moments Musicaux Jersey to promote professional classical music on the island. She has clearly found her tribe - those who value and live and breathe music; she graced the cover of our Winter Edition last year with a group of them. Christine and her artistic advisors are inspired by bringing together an audience who loves classical music and sought-after internationally acclaimed artists. They are seeking to work on new projects that can create a one-of-a-kind concert experience. Here’s what they have lined up over the coming months.
SATURDAY, 12TH OCTOBER 2024
The Journeys of Chopin 7pm Town Church
The historic Town Church will resonate this month with the beautiful music of Frédéric Chopin, performed by internationally acclaimed pianist, Hardy Rittner.
This concert offers a rare opportunity to experience the profound beauty of Chopin’s music in an intimate and historic setting. Whether you’re a devoted classical music enthusiast or a curious newcomer, Hardy Rittner’s performance is not to be missed. Curated and organised by Moments Musicaux as the opening concert of their recently published 2024/25 season and in Association with Jersey Opera House, this exceptional evening promises to be a highlight of the island's cultural calendar.
Hardy Rittner is renowned as a pioneer in the historically informed performance of 19th-century keyboard music. He bridges the gap between period instruments and the modern concert grand piano, bringing a deep understanding of historical context to his performances. His expertise extends beyond the music of Chopin, as his repertoire includes works from the classical era to contemporary music.
A scholar as well as a performer, Hardy Rittner's research focuses on the music of Chopin, with particular attention to the composer’s virtuosic yet lyrical style. His recent publication, ‘’Die vergessene Cantilene. Frédéric Chopin’s misunderstood virtuosity’’ (2022) provides fresh insights into Chopin's pursuit of a ‘vocal ideal’ influenced by bel canto, even in the most technically demanding passages of his works.
Rittner's distinguished career has taken him to prestigious venues across Europe, including the Philharmonie and Konzerthaus in Berlin, Alte Oper Frankfurt, and Tonhalle Düsseldorf, among others. His performances have also been heard in the United States, Canada, South Korea, China, and Taiwan. In addition to his concert career, Hardy Rittner has recorded an extensive discography for the Detmold label MDG, including the first complete rendition of Johannes Brahms’s solo piano music on period instruments. He is a two-time Echo Klassik laureate and currently serves as a professor of piano and artistic research at Musikhochschule Freiburg.
The evening’s hour-long programme will feature some of Chopin’s most beloved works, including:
Nocturne in D-flat major, Op. 27 No. 2
Nocturne in B major, Op. 32 No. 1
Nocturne in E major, Op. 62 No. 2
Polonaise in C-sharp minor, Op. 26 No. 1
Mazurkas: F-sharp minor, Op. 6 No. 1; C-sharp minor, Op. 6 No. 2; C-sharp minor, Op. 63 No. 3
Barcarolle in F-sharp major, Op. 60
Sonata in B-flat minor, Op. 35
In association with the Jersey Opera House.
Adults: £20, Concessions: £15
Tickets: jerseyoperahouse.co.uk
SATURDAY, 16TH NOVEMBER 2024
‘Awakenings’ Song Recital
Laurence Kilsby, Tenor and Ella O’Neill, Piano 7pm St Marks Church
The award-winning tenor and his piano partner perform their Wigmore Hall program in Jersey, an eclectic mix of Brahms, Saint-Saëns, Wolf, Schoenberg and Britten themed around the journey from innocence to lust.
In Awakening, Kilsby and O’Neill will guide the audience through a poignant musical journey, exploring the emotional and romantic awakenings of life, from childhood to adulthood. The diverse programme includes works by Brahms, Saint-Saëns, Wolf, Schoenberg, Rebecca Clarke, Hugh Wood, Jake Heggie, and Kurt Weill, offering an eclectic mix of songs that promise to resonate deeply.
Having recently released their debut CD, Awakening, which critics describe as “an intriguing & eclectic programme full of disturbing elements complemented by performances of remarkable maturity,” the duo’s live performance is not to be missed. Robert Hugill of Planet Hugill praised Kilsby’s “chameleon-like performance” and O’Neill’s “remarkable emotional depth,” making this recital a truly immersive experience.
In Association with the Jersey Opera House. Adults: £20, Concessions: £15
Tickets: jerseyoperahouse.co.uk
SATURDAY, 18TH JANUARY 2025, 7PM
Young Pyo Lee
7pm Private Salon ‘La Fallue’
An evening with French violinist Young Pyo Lee. Young Pyo Lee was born in Bordeaux, France. He studied at the Bordeaux Conservatory with Professors Jean-Luc Fort and Vladimir Nemtanu. He has taken part in Festivals such as Prussia Cove, the Holland Music Sessions, the Salzburg Mozarteum and Bowdoin (USA).
THURSDAY, 13TH FEBRUARY 2025
Aimez-Vous Brahms?
7pm St Marks Church
Ahead of Valentine’s Day, allow yourself to be taking on a journey to the shores of the Donau with Brahms ‘Liebeslieder Waltzes’ and ‘Neue Liebeslieder Waltzes’. Featuring Susanna MacRae, Soprano. Christine Jasper, Contralto. N.N., Tenor. Benjamin Hewat-Craw, Baritone. Richard Lewis, Piano and Satoshi Kubo, Piano
FRIDAY, 21ST MARCH 2025
A Journey Through The Seasons 7pm St Town Church
The Quartet of the London Mozart Players will return to Jersey and take us on a journey through the seasons including Vivaldi’s ‘Four Seasons’ in a setting for chamber ensemble. The quartet is known for its precision, expressiveness, and contribution to London’s vibrant chamber music scene.
FRIDAY, 25TH APRIL 2025
Gerard Le Feuvre (Cello) 7pm St Marks Church
One of the leading cellists of his generation will perform an evening of Solo Cello works. Gerard Le Feuvre is a renowned British cellist, composer, and conductor. He founded the Kings Chamber Orchestra in London and is known for his passionate performances and diverse repertoire, blending classical, sacred, and contemporary music. Le Feuvre’s work often reflects his Christian faith and community involvement.
SATURDAY, 7TH JUNE, 2025
Mateusz Kowalski (Guitar) 7pm Private Salon ‘La Fallue’
Celebrate the end of the season with a recital by the young Polish, prize-winning Guitarist. Mateusz is acclaimed for his technical mastery and emotive performances. A graduate of the Fryderyk Chopin University of Music in Warsaw, he has performed internationally, captivating audiences with his interpretations of classical guitar repertoire, spanning from Baroque to contemporary music.
In the era of “the side hustle”, many people strive to create their own successful small business, however, it is easy to overlook what it actually takes to create a brand. As a recent Fashion Branding and Communication graduate from Arts University Bournemouth, Maddie Rondel learned what it takes to create a successful, industry-recognised brand. After she called in to see us last month, we asked her to give us a first-person account of the creative start-up process....
New Threads...
As a creative, I like to challenge myself by incorporating new techniques and skills into my projects. To research new areas that are fresh and interesting to me. Before my final year of study, I had been researching into digital fashion, “the Metaverse” and Web3, knowing that I wanted to centre my final project around these topics but not knowing exactly what I wanted to do.
Until one of my first days back in Bournemouth, I was midway through yet another frantic session of scouring every platform on the internet for free crochet patterns that appealed to me and fit my personal style. And then it hit me: why don’t I create my own brand, my own unique crochet garments and patterns freely available online? The idea to incorporate digital fashion as a way to display these garments and as a general branding asset quickly followed suit, and thus, New Threads was born.
New Threads is a niche “create-yourself” crochet brand that transverses the physical and digital worlds, a microcosm model of a sustainable alternative to the current fashion industry. New Threads was born from the lack of individual, expressive crochet patterns freely available on the market. The brand encourages people to create unique, slow-fashion styles for themselves, regardless of their experience and skill level. New Threads harnesses a “phygital” brand model, a physical-digital blended approach to display and market the product—free
Words Maddie Rondel
unique and stylised crochet patterns and DIY crochet kits. My aim was to use technology as a means to bring back the art of crochet. To empower and keep this craft alive in an age where machines replace hand-made products. I used digital fashion software to create digital crochet garments to promote the patterns, in turn creating a sustainable design process with zero material waste. Using digital methods to promote and market a physical, consumer-made end-product.
Through this project, I was able to conduct photo shoots on location and in-studio, create my own branded packaging, design an immersive and accessible website, make unique crochet garments and render digital counterparts, and so much more. It was an extremely fulfilling project, the result of challenging myself creatively and coming up with an innovative solution to my own personal crochet problems!
We are currently living in the age of “the attention recession,” where attention has become the new advertising currency and we have become desensitised due to the overstimulation we receive from the media. Brands are having to create innovative ways to “cut through the clutter” to reach their consumers. This was one of the main research points behind my project. I found that integrating digital elements to create a unique consumer experience as well as fresh and engaging visuals through 3D graphic design was a perfect way to “cut
through the clutter.” Some of the most important things that I learnt about creating a brand right now include:
• It’s a very saturated market; what your brand does has to stand out, whether it’s using innovative design or a completely unique business idea, paired with solid brand visuals that will capture a desensitised consumer’s eye!
• Strong, recognisable branding and a consistent aesthetic are as important as ever in the online age, especially when marketing through social media. People only spend around 2 seconds looking at a social media post, so engaging and distinct branding is key!
• Use immersive marketing strategies and experiences to capture your consumer’s attention, whether through personalised experiences or products, “phygital” elements in physical spaces/stores, or marketing campaigns, for example.
• Look at future trend forecasting reports, not just what’s going on right now—be ahead of the game, especially if you are in the fashion sector!
Utilising these pointers when creating my final project “New Threads” ultimately led to industry recognition, with it being shortlisted for the “New Business” and “Fashion Communications Portfolio” Graduate Fashion Foundation Awards, runner-up for the “Enterprise Award,” and highly commended for the “Sustainability Award” at Arts University Bournemouth.
Since graduating and returning to Jersey, I have begun working on a new project in the spirit of “New Threads.” Under the name of my creative portfolio, “MAD Studios,” I have been designing unique crochet pieces inspired by the desire to grow my “corporate” wardrobe while still being able to express my style, from bags made from recycled t-shirt fabric to crochet-upcycled button-up shirts. While this side project is still in the creation process, I eventually plan to sell the patterns/design instructions online and possibly some of the garments themselves! My longterm goal is to break into the fashion industry, hoping to find myself somewhere in the branding/marketing/ communications space!
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PET OF THE MONTH
Cracker
(show name Caluka Nicos Firework)
American Miniature Horse Age: 2
Likes: Kisses, beach trips and being centre of attention Hates: The rain
Favourite snack: Stud Muffins and carrots
If I were a human I would be: Chief snack taster.
Tell us an interesting fact?
My Dad is a European supreme champion. Most impressive thing you’ve ever done: Winning both my classes, and coming reserve champion of the whole show at my first outing. The judge described me as “addictive”.
Do you predict a crash or a correction in the housing market over the next five years?
You would have to ask my mum she’s an Estate agent
Do you ever wish you could ride a bike?
My little legs carry me fast enough especially when it’s dinner time.
Sacha
Human Age: 26
Likes: Animals, socialising with friends, walking
If I were an animal I would be: Definitely Cracker. He is spoilt beyond belief and lives like a king with no worries or care.
Tell us an interesting fact?
I have managed to qualify my horse, Nala, for the London International Horse Show after our recent trip to the Uk. We are off to the ExCel Arena in London at Christmas, for the finals !
Describe Cracker’s personality in three words.
Adorable, Cheeky and Charming
Do small people ever ride Cracker? Cracker is only 25 inches off the floor so is purely a best friend and an expensive lawnmower. He weighs 50.3kg.
Can Cracker do any tricks?
His sneaky trick is he is a serial escape artist. Cracker really is the best little pony I have ever brought, everyday I question how I got so lucky finding him. The overnight ferry and 550 mile drive was worth it.
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nature
Glen Perotte has been photographing Jersey for a decade, mixing commercial work with his creative photographic projects. His ‘2020: A Year in Vision’ portrait exhibition saw him capture us islanders and his 2021 ‘Remnants of Life’ saw him turn his hand to hyper-detailed still life of dream-like plants. Building on that foundation, Glen got in shape both physically and mentally to take his work to a new level this year. His subject this time couldn’t be captured in Jersey, but only at the heady heights of Mount Kenya, where Glen had been captivated by the flora and fauna on a previous visit tow years before. The landscape is hautingly beatiful >>>>>
Glen tells us “I wanted to explore the flora of Mount Kenya, Africa’s second highest mountain after Kilimanjaro and a uniquely special place. More than a visually striking landmark, Mount Kenya is steeped in spiritual significance, revered as a sacred site by East African communities and beyond. The mountain is seen as a divine presence, drawing people for prayer, meditation, and reflection”. The focus for him was the astonishing plant life that manages to take root in this volcanic and harsh landscape of thin air and rocky terrain, sometimes by banding together and at other times finding a small niche to settle in alone. “Strange, yet wonderfully captivating, these botanical wonders exhibit adaptations honed over millennia to survive the harsh mountain environment. From bizarrely shaped succulents clinging to rocky crevices to peculiar, other-worldly ferns thriving in mist-shrouded valleys, each species tells a tale of resilience and ingenuity”.
Exploring Mount Kenya's botanical realm is akin to stepping into a science fiction landscape, where the boundaries of imagination blur with the wonders of reality, leaving one in awe of nature's infinite diversity. Glen recalls, "Nearly two years ago, I made my first scouting trip to Kenya. The first climb up the mountain was tough, but the moment I encountered the unique flora, I felt an instant connection. I knew right then it would be the focal point for this new series”. You can see the series this month in an exhibition of the work, on display at CCA Galleries.
Glen Perotte | Mount Kenya’s Rooted Resilience
8th November – 7th December
CCA Galleries International
Sponsored by Baccata Trustees Ltd.
For the second time this year, I found myself immersed in the excitement of a fashion show at London Stadium. While many photographers flock to the runway, there's something about being behind the scenes that captivates me more. The buzz of last-minute adjustments, the energy of models getting ready, and the genuine, unfiltered moments are where the magic truly happens. Shooting behind the curtain offers spontaneity and depth that you rarely see on the runway.
Watching the process unfold, from the arrival of the garments to fittings, hair, and makeup, right up to rehearsals, it feels like witnessing art in motion and watching the real essence of fashion, those are the moments I enjoy capturing the most. Runway photography can feel a bit repetitive; everyone tends to get the same shot. But behind the scenes, it's more personal. You get
to interact with designers, models, and the crew, forming connections that make each shot more intimate. I even ran into some of the models I photographed at the previous show. A simple, "hey, I remember you in that purple dress from last time, you rocked that outfit! Good luck tonight", instantly broke the ice, earning their trust and allowing me to capture their true essence as they prepared to take the stage.
I’ve only recently developed a passion for shooting in black and white. To me, it’s timeless and focuses the viewer on the subject without the distraction of colour, unless colour plays a key role. Black and white tells the story behind the photograph in a simple, yet powerful way. This trip to London was just another step in the journey, and there’s so much more to come. For now, here’s a glimpse behind the curtain, where the real stories of fashion unfold.
I would advise my 20 year old self the importance of action over words; to always go where the love is, and the endless rewards of daily gratitude. Robbin Kapsalis
Celebrating the strength, resilience, and beauty of women over 40, the 40 Over 40 Portrait Exhibition by renowned photographer Oliver Doran will be featured at the Vitality Health and Lifestyle Show this year, taking place at the Radisson Blu hotel from October 19th-20th. The Exhibition is a visual celebration that challenges societal norms around aging, highlighting the powerful stories of women who continue to inspire and redefine what it means to grow older. Through a series of stunning, cinematic portraits, Oliver captures the essence of each subject, showcasing their unique beauty, wisdom, and individuality. Ahead of the show, and on our 20th anniversary, we asked some of Oliver’s subjects what advice they would give to their 20 year old selves...
Choose people around you, do not let them choose you. Let them earn your trust, and don’t underestimate yourself. Remember you are gorgeous - but the best time is coming. Julia Gilson
Keep the faith ‘every problem is already solved’ | Your heart and intuition already know what to do | Laugh… you’re spinning upside down in the cosmos! Katrina Maria
Have more confidence and try different hobbies - value being young, healthy and fit, and don’t worry about your appearance. Just improve yourself. Lynne Goffee White
To have the confidence to follow your dreams.
Don’t spend your life with regrets, learn from your mistakes and failures and move on. Life can change in the blink of an eye so embrace every moment. Angela Barnard
they say you are.
Enjoy life - everything will be okay.
Challenge yourself beyond your comfort zone, buy less stuff, set healthy boundaries and prioritise your health and nutrition which will eventually define your trajectory. Anita Philippe
Laugh lots and keep moving.
Don’t be tied to a plan because life will take you in its own direction, be open minded, seize every opportunity, no experience is ever wasted, follow your gut and your conviction, don’t fret about love - love will find you. Iselin Jones
Believe in yourself and the gifts that you have - you have qualities which inspire others so be confident and hold your head high. Choose your friends wisely and build wonderful, positive and lasting relationships. Jeannie Moiani
Don’t try to fix everyone and everything, be kind to others (and yourself) and keep smiling.
TWO DECADES OF BEAUTY
This
year, The Beauty House is celebrating a special birthday - 20 Years of Beauty Excellence.
For two decades beauty enthusiasts have treasured this little gem, with its stylish interior, peaceful countryside location and team of expert therapists. The salon’s loyal followers enjoy a range of treatments including botanical facials, hot waxing, eyebrow styling, luxury pedicures and more.
When it comes to skin care it’s hard to match the client focused approach led by founder Sharon Coote. Upon the salon turning 20, she reflects on its success and why she is considered one of the top beauty practitioners in the industry. It’s clear after her overall 27 years in the business her dedication to wellbeing and beauty is unwavering.
“Skin care has always been a passion. It’s so important to look after our skin especially as we age. I’ve been reminding clients for the past 20 years - cleanse, tone moisturise! Fundamentally, one of the best things we can do for our skin health is to wear sunscreen, apply it religiously, I tell clients.
Beyond the basics of a skin care regime, Sharon has sourced one of the most effective anti-ageing systems on the market today, the Radio Frequency Micro-Needling system Sylfirm X. This revolutionary skin treatment combines micro-needling and radio frequency. The results even from one treatment are outstanding. Unlike other rf microneedling systems such as Morpheus8, SylfirmX has a pulsating wave as well as continuous wave making it suitable for pigmented and
vascular skin. “It is fantastic for skin tightening and lifting, scarring and stretchmarks. I’ve had incredible results on pigmented skin and rosacea. It’s also amazing for treating the eye area, reducing the appearance of bags and hooded lids. I’m happy to talk to anyone who might be considering surgery, this could be the alternative they are looking for. The treatments are suitable for all skin types and ages. I have a client who is 85, she recently came for a course of SylfirmX. It’s incredible, she looks 10 years younger.”
Clearly, you are never too old (or young) to benefit from expert advice. Self-care is a joy and a practice, not a chore, that’s the positive message. Clients are invited to join in the celebrations - those who have been frequenting the salon for the past 20 years as well as the newbies coming through the door. Technology advances have bought the likes of easy booking online. There’s plenty of free parking. Today’s beauty environment is about offering expertise in areas such as permanent make-up, massage or intimate hot waxing. Check out the website to find out who’s who and how to match your needs with an individual therapist.
What can we expect from The Beauty House this year apart from continued excellence? Special offers such as the 20 BEAUTIFUL YEARS BIRTHDAY PROMOTION.
In October you’ll receive 20% off Microblading with Renata, quote MICRO20 when booking either online or over the phone. You’ll find more on social media channels. Please give a follow and wish The Beauty House a happy birthday.
Facebook @TheBeautyHouseJersey Instagram @beautyhousejsy www.thebeautyhouse.je
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Specialist treatments: -Acupuncture -Tui na (Chinese Massage) -Cupping Massage -Acupressure -Swedish/deep tissue massage -Reflexology
We can help with:
- Chronic pain (Recommended by NICE Guidelines) e.g. Headaches, migraines, osteoarthritis of the knee, TMJ,neck, back and shoulder pain.
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- Nausea, morning sickness, post operative nausea, pain management, labour preparation
- Women’s health
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Dr. Barbara Sturm | Super Anti-Aging Serum
If we could afford it, we would bathe in it. This little pipette delivers a potent, hydrating and anti-aging cocktail, packed with antioxidants and active ingredients that reduce visible signs of irritation. Skin is nourished, reducing the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. This serum cleverly replenishes skin's moisture reservoirs using low and high weighted Hyaluronic Acid molecules.
£290 | drsturm.com
SISLEY Supremÿa | At Night Anti-Ageing Cream
You’ve got to really be wondering how to part with some cash if you buy this, because it is absolutely addictive, so it’s not just the initial £509 you’re committing to. Your glowing, soft, noticeably younger looking skin, which gets constant compliments will have you trotting back into Voisins to buy a second, then third one. Although, in good news, it does last a long time, and a little goes a long way. It is remarkable anti-aging product that unlocks the revitalising power of your skin every night. Designed with chronobiology in mind, Supremÿa At Night works in the dark, at the best moment for skin regeneration, giving you the best results.
£509 | Voisins
Guerlain | Orchidée Impériale | The Mask
This dense, comforting mask helps to reinforce the morphological bonds at the heart of the epidermis, which provide real support for skin’s elastic resistance against the signs of ageing. Skin is transformed under the brush’s silky bristles, smoothed, as if glowing with health and vitality. And, as with all Guerlain products, they make it such a lovely, luxury experience to unpack and use their beautiful products - really feels like a treat.
£325 | guerlain.com/uk
“HEALTH IS WEALTH” SO MR SUDIP RAY, CONSULTANT VASCULAR SURGEON, TELLS US HOW TO LOOK AFTER OUR LEGS AND FEEL LIKE A MILLION!
Leg vein problems vary from unsightly thread lines to painful varicose veins and these are increasing as our population becomes more sedentary, heavier and live longer. Some simple dietary and lifestyle changes can help symptoms, whilst state of the art vein treatments improve both the look and feel of affected legs:
DIET HARD
Restless legs are often caused by metabolic imbalance, with sufferers noticing a crawling, cramping or electric sensation towards the end of the day and which sometimes interferes with sleep. Symptoms can be improved by simple dietary changes to increase levels of iron (lean meat, leafy greens and spinach), folate (lentils, edamame and broccoli) and magnesium (tuna, dark chocolate, tree nuts, bananas).
MOVE YOUR FEET, LOSE YOUR SEAT
Sitting is called the new smoking as prolonged immobility over years can create health problems such as heart disease, stroke, back and leg pain. Take regular walk breaks when working, even if it’s to chat to a colleague downstairs or get some water, multitaskers can even perform a few calf stretches against a wall when talking on the headset! Finally walking or cycling to work reduces excess vein pressure and contributes to the 150 minutes exercise recommended each week.
HEEL THYSELF
For those with foot problems or varicose veins we advise only wearing high heels for short periods such as an evening out or important presentation, as they shorten the length of the calf muscle and reduce blood flow. Using a pair of low-drop shoes (less than 1 cm heel to toe height) for the rest of the time will improve foot health.
NO VEIN AND NO PAIN.
Keyhole vein treatments minimise discomfort and recovery time, allowing rapid return to normal activities and sport. Thread lines often respond well to a session of microsclerotherapy using a tiny needle, whilst larger or bumpy veins can be successfully treated using radiofrequency or medical superglue. Improvement is usually seen within a few weeks and usually lasts many years if the health tips above are followed.
Mr Sudip Ray is a Consultant Vascular Surgeon in the Lido Medical Centre, and has a particular interest in minimally invasive vein treatment. For further information contact Carly on 07797 817964 or www.endovein.co.uk
SEAMLESS WELDED BRACELETS PERMA JEWEL AT RIVOLI
It's going to be one of this year's hottest Christmas gifts in Jersey and is the jewellery that TikTok can’t stop talking about. Welded forever bracelets have finally landed at Rivoli Jewellers.
Every connection starts with a spark... Inspired by the iconic friendship bracelet, permanent jewellery is a chain that is soldered directly to the wearer either around the wrist or ankle. The process of fitting and welding permanent jewellery is very simple and is done in store at Rivoli by the fully trained team. Appointments for one person or a couple takes 15-30 minutes. Perma Jewel pieces can also be purchased as gifts and fitted at a later date.
Walk in appointments are available but appointments are recommended especially for groups and couples, book online at www.rivolijewellers.com.
For more information Call 020 3000 6900/07797 817964 or visit www.endovein.co.uk
We offer the latest keyhole treatments for both cosmetic and painful veins, allowing you to walk out with a smile and a new pair of sea-legs.
Mr Sudip Ray is a Consultant Vascular Surgeon and specialises in sclerotherapy, radiofrequency and medical superglue treatment. Over 10 years in Jersey, 100s of happy patients, 1000s of treated veins!
For more information scan the QR code or visit www.endovein.co.uk or call us on 020 3000 6900/07797 817964
“Brilliant efficient service, super friendly & extremely happy with results”
Words: Emma Pallent
IT'S GIVING GATSBY
If you’re an old sport looking for a house to host regular soirees in, this is the one for you. St Peter’s House reflects the workings of Fitzgerald’s mind, with reception rooms for every occasion and 20 acres of amble-room for guests. If you were to add plants, champagne and Leonardo DiCaprio to the orangery, you could have yourself a scene straight out of Baz Luhrmann’s Gatsby. This chateau-like property is one that any owner would be proud to exhibit.
The historic importance of St Peter’s House is testified to by its Grade 3 listed status, making this unique home the perfect relic for the right buyer. With foundations dating back to the 17th century, St Peter’s House reflects the French influence prominent in Jersey’s architecture before the English style popularised in the early 1800s. The high status build sits upon an expansive landscaped garden, complete with a large pond and subtropical plants. If wild swimming doesn’t float your boat, there’s a heated swimming pool, sauna and pool house you can venture into.
An agent would attest that this property has the potential to be one of the most premier residences on the island. A century ago, it provided plenty of room for the bailiff of Jersey, who chose St Peter’s House as his coveted family home. Today it offers space for multiple families or many guests, with 8 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms across the 13,000 square foot property. It is the perfect intergenerational space, with a self-contained
wing and planning permission to create a two bedroom residential unit. There’s even a secure courtyard to the rear - the perfect playground for your canine family member.
The interiors showcase an abundance of elegance and grandeur, featuring original panelling, moulded ceilings, stained glass and working fireplaces.
There are so many unique features in St Peter’s House that you’re bound to fall in love with at least one of them. My personal favourite is the turret, an architectural feature that lets everyone else know you are winning at life.
It has recently been modernised without compromising the original character of the house - the striking main reception hall can be looked down on from its minstrel gallery. The plasterwork, coving, ceiling roses and sparkling chandeliers all add to the sense of history built into the home. It has been praised as a property that is the picture of “refined elegance”.
It’s the perfect retreat for those looking for privacy and security in Jersey. However, despite its secluded feel, the hideaway is nearby to many leisure activities and amenities. La Moye Golf Course is only fifteen minutes away, as is the racecourse at Grosnez and the airport in St Peter. Village shops and local pubs are also within a short distance, as is the rugged North coast, perfect for ramblers and dog walkers. Watersports - particularly surfing - are popular down at St Ouens Bay, which you can walk to immersed in scenic views of rolling dunes. The sandy beach is also home to some of Jersey’s favoured beach restaurants, so you can enjoy fresh seafood whilst overlooking the waves.
There are so many unique features in St Peter’s House that you’re bound to fall in love with at least one of them. My personal favourite is the turret, an architectural feature that lets everyone else know you are winning at life. They make for the best reading corners, or alternatively, provide excellent vantage points for shooting unwitting pheasants that made the fatal misjudgement of entering your lawn. Whether you’re after a blissful cottagecore existence or historic grandeur and prestige, St Peter’s House is a property that could easily become a wonderful home.
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With energy prices set to significantly increase in Jersey, there has never been a better time to install solar for your home or business.
Combined with competitive panel prices and new storage solutions from reputable brands, backed by long warranties, there has never been a better time for consumers to access the renewable energy market.
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CELEBRATING 20 Bauformat Jersey's Journey
For Bauformat Jersey, the journey from humble beginnings to becoming a leader in interior and outdoor living design has been remarkable. As (just like us) the company celebrates its 20th anniversary, we look back at the milestones, the expansion, and the dedicated team members who have been pivotal to its success.
From its inception on the Jersey high street in 2004, Bauformat Jersey focused on providing top-quality kitchen and bathroom solutions. Over the years, the company has diversified its offerings to reflect the evolving tastes and needs of its customers. Today, Bauformat is a hub of comprehensive luxury design for the home. This expansion has been supported by the key addition of a new showroom, the recruitment of several talented professionals, and the growth of their bespoke portfolio of brands.
"The past 20 years have been an incredible journey," says Greg Smith, founder of Bauformat Jersey. "We've grown from a small team to a comprehensive design company that can transform any part of the home. That’s down to the core team that have worked tirelessly whilst producing impressive and memorable designs which our customers love."
Celine Venet, Bauformat's longest-standing team member, has been with the company from the start. "The kitchen has always been the heart of the home," Celine says. "Over the years, we've seen a shift towards more open, social spaces where families can gather and create memories but still have that high-quality, luxurious feel. New Italian brand Zampieri now sits proudly next to the original German designs by Bauformat, meaning we can offer a full-circle approach and tailor our designs to meet every customer."
Martin Peters has been instrumental in elevating the company's bathroom designs. "Bathrooms are no longer just functional spaces; they're personal sanctuaries," Martin explains. "We've embraced new trends and technologies to create bathrooms that are both luxurious and eco-friendly. Gessi, Laufen and Novello are redefining bathroom design with their innovative and stylish new lines, making it an exciting time for creating elegant and functional spaces."
Nina Govan, who manages the new showroom, has brought fresh energy and vision to Bauformat's new space. "Our Interiors and Outdoor Living showroom is a playground for design enthusiasts. From luxury dining sets to outdoor furniture and kitchens, we offer something for every taste and lifestyle. Our tile studio
is also a wonderful way to explore many styles and take samples home. It's exciting to help our clients discover new possibilities for their homes."
Macy Glover, who works alongside Nina as a Designer and Sales Consultant, has quickly made her mark with her keen eye and customer-centric approach. "Interiors are all about personal expression. I love working with clients to find pieces that reflect their unique style and make their homes truly special. Our constantly evolving range of products means there's always something new and inspiring for people to discover."
As Bauformat Jersey celebrates two decades of innovation and growth, Managing Director Greg adds, "We're excited to continue evolving and with continued hard work we're well-positioned to meet the needs of our customers for many more years to come."
If you're looking to transform your living space, visit Bauformat Jersey on Burrard and Union Street, or contact the team at 01534 869111 or info@bauformat.co.je. Experience firsthand why Bauformat has been a trusted name in home design for 20 years.
THE GREAT SOLAR GIVEAWAY
When SunWorks launched its first ever solar giveaway earlier this year, the business was looking for something meaningful and unique that could provide community benefit as well as promote renewable energy. The Great Solar Giveaway received many applications from local social enterprises, but it was The Sustainable Cooperative (SCOOP) who the public chose as the winners of the £10,000 solar installation, which was completed recently.
SunWorks was keen to enable SCOOP to start reaping the benefits of solar energy as soon as possible, helping them to continue their amazing work with the advantage of a sustainable power source. The system will produce over 5,000 units of electricity annually, amounting to yearly savings of over £1,000.
Kaspar Wimberley, Co-Founder of SCOOP, shared the charity’s delight at being the first winners of the Great Solar Giveaway: “We are super excited and a big thank you to the SunWorks team for creating this opportunity. Thanks to
everyone that voted for us and allowing this to happen for us. This not only helps us today, but significantly protects us for the future against rising energy prices”.
Volunteers from SunWorks joined the team at SCOOP for a collaborative installation and handover of the solar panel system. Mark Brandon, Director of SunWorks, reflected on the day’s success: “It was a day filled with teamwork, great conversations, and celebration. The energy and excitement today have set the tone for even bigger and better things to come next year. Let’s keep the momentum going!”
To expand on this effort and make this annual giveaway even more meaningful, SunWorks is seeking a future sponsor and wants to encourage interested companies to get in touch to find out how they can support this unique local initiative. So, if you’re interested in spreading solar love, get in touch.
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THINGS ARE IMPROVING DESPITE THE NOISE
Kevin Boscher from Ravenscroft discusses the global macro outlook and how Jersey’s economy stands to benefit
As 2024 draws to a close, it looks increasingly likely that major economies will avoid recession and, as inflationary pressure continues to ease and central banks embark on rate cutting cycles, this positive outlook extends to Jersey. The economic disruptions since 2020, including the pandemic and the Russian
invasion of Ukraine, have been unprecedented and has dramatically disrupted the normal functioning of economic, geopolitical and financial forces. Whilst the global economic environment is gradually stabilising, it is evident that some things will be very different. In the US, economic activity remains strong, driven by robust consumer spending and a free-spending government willing to run large deficits. Unless the Federal Reserve makes a significant policy error or a new economic shock emerges, the US should enjoy a soft landing.
Importantly, the inflation outlook in the US and elsewhere continues to improve, even if it is struggling to return to the 2% target. This is being driven by the normalisation of pandemic and war-related disruptions, improved goods and labour supply, and lower energy prices. The Fed has shifted its focus from fighting inflation to supporting employment and the economy, recognising that households are focused on re-building their savings due to concerns over a softer employment market and increased living costs.
The growth and inflation story in the UK and Europe is similar. Growth and employment are stable but easing inflation pressures and a softer global economy have encouraged the European Central Bank and Bank of England to reduce interest rates, with further cuts anticipated.
Meanwhile, China continues to face cyclical and structural growth weakness due to a shrinking workforce, falling property prices and declining productivity growth. However, the combination of rate cuts and further policy stimulus from China should lead to an improving global growth outlook as we move into 2025.
Looking ahead, a key question for investors is whether the global economy is transitioning back towards disinflationary forces that prevailed prior to the pandemic (what we would refer to as ’Ice’) or to a period of higher inflation, similar to the 70s and early 80s (what we refer to as ‘Fire’). It is possible to make a strong case either way but the truth is that nobody knows. Arguments for the ‘Ice’ scenario include an ageing demographic, continued technological innovation, and a global excess of savings. On the other hand, the ‘Fire’ scenario is supported by demographic-related wage pressures and the need for governments to run larger fiscal deficits to address challenges such as energy and food security, climate change and income inequality.
This presents a challenge for central banks given the record levels of debt in global and individual economies. There is a natural ceiling for interest rates – going beyond this risks causing a debt deflationary or inflationary bust. We saw evidence of this with the UK pension crisis in September 2022 and US regional banks in 2023. Given this, central banks may need to keep interest rates lower than the macro backdrop would naturally dictate, adding to inflationary pressure.
One potential solution might be for central banks (and governments) to target stronger nominal growth through a higher inflation target. This could help governments tackle these challenges, boost long-term growth potential, ease income and wealth inequality and lessen the risk of deflation. Another helpful development would be a new cycle of capital investment by business and we appear to be in the early stages of such a trend in the US and elsewhere, which would boost productivity and long-term growth.
In summary, inflation is moving closer to central bank targets, economies are slowly expanding and central banks have started cutting rates. However, risks remain, including an escalation in geopolitical tensions (especially if this results in higher energy and commodity prices), potential policy errors by the Fed, and social unrest around the US election. The changing world order – driven by geopolitical risks, demographic trends, increased fiscal activism, and a fracturing global economy – adds to the uncertainty. Despite the risks, the next few years should be a positive environment for financial markets. Whilst we are not about to return to a zero-rate world, cash will remain an important asset class and, at the same time, investors may be rewarded for taking on more risk in bonds and equities.
Looking ahead, a key question for investors is whether the global economy is transitioning back towards disinflationary forces that prevailed prior to the pandemic (what we would refer to as ’Ice’) or to a period of higher inflation, similar to the 70s and early 80s (what we refer to as ‘Fire’).
Locally, this macro backdrop should also be positive for our own economy – assuming it plays out as expected. Like other major economies, Jersey’s growth will be dependent on the consumer and property prices. The combination of falling interest and mortgage rates, lower prices, a strong employment market, rising real incomes and a stronger global economy bode well for consumption and economic activity. Longer-term we face many similar issues as other developed economies, namely an ageing demographic, shrinking workforce, growing income and wealth inequality, climate change and the threat of higher long-term inflation.
Geopolitical risks could make Jersey more attractive, but the downside is potential upward pressure on an already expensive property market and further strain on the island’s infrastructure and healthcare systems.
An important feature of our economy is the success and size of our finance industry. The above scenario bodes well for global financial markets and both our finance industry and economy are well-positioned to benefit from this. Additionally, the UK’s tighter fiscal and monetary policy are likely to help lower inflation and strengthen Sterling over the medium term.
So, despite the uncertainty, there are some positives but there is also no doubt that the States will continue to face a challenging and changeable macro backdrop. Therefore, a strong and decisive growth-focused leadership that is not afraid to make tough decisions, when required, will be key to making the most of any opportunities.
Wealth
trends
Wealth management—the phrase might conjure up images of mahogany desks, pinstripe suits, and phone calls sprinkled with stock jargon that’s only marginally more comprehensible than hieroglyphics. But that was yesterday. Fast forward to 2025, and wealth management has traded in its stodgy past for a future of sleek tech, personalized services, and a dash of playfulness. Let’s dive into the top trends that are shaping the way we handle our money (or wish we had enough to need managing!).
AI Advisors: The New Robo-Gurus
Remember the days when you had to actually talk to a human to get financial advice? Gone are those awkward conversations with advisors who always seemed to be 15 minutes late for your Zoom meeting. In 2025, artificial intelligence (AI) has officially taken over the heavy lifting, and it’s doing so with precision. AI-powered advisors can sift through mountains of data in seconds, offering personalised investment portfolios without even breaking a sweat (or, you know, overheating their circuits).
Sure, we still have human advisors for the big decisions, but as one wealth manager put it, “AI is like having a co-pilot who never gets tired or needs a coffee break. It’s the best wingman you could ask for in wealth management.” With algorithms learning at lightning speed and automating the more mundane tasks, human advisors can focus on strategy, building relationships, and maybe even finally making it on time to that Zoom call.
ESG Investing: Because Conscience is the New Black Environmental, Social, and Governance (ESG) investing has skyrocketed in popularity, transforming from a niche market for tree-huggers into a mainstream investment philosophy that’s as essential as a good cup of coffee. In 2025, it’s no longer just about making a profit; it’s about making a difference. Investors, both large and small, are increasingly asking, “Can I make money and save the planet at the same time?”. In 2025, you’re either ESG-conscious or you’re irrelevant. Clients want to know where their money is going and whether it’s doing good—not just for them, but for the world. Expect this trend to keep growing as younger generations inherit wealth and prioritise sustainability in a big way.
Personalisation on Steroids: No More Cookie-Cutter Plans
If you thought “personalised service” in wealth management meant someone knowing your name when you walked into a swanky office, think again. The buzzword for 2025? Hyperpersonalisation. Thanks to big data, behavioural analytics, and those trusty AI advisors we talked about earlier, financial plans are now being tailor-made like a high-end suit. We’re talking investment portfolios that factor in not just your income and risk tolerance, but also your lifestyle, your values, and even your personal goals—whether that’s buying a dream house, retiring early to travel the world, or just being able to order avocado toast without guilt.
Cryptocurrency: Still the Wild West, but Getting Tamed
In 2025, crypto isn’t just for the tech-savvy or those with a penchant for roller-coaster financial experiences. It’s moving steadily toward the mainstream, with regulators finally starting to get a handle on how to govern this digital frontier. Sure, Bitcoin might still be too volatile for some, but many wealth managers are including a sprinkle of crypto in portfolios, especially for their more adventurous clients.
Fintech Collaboration
The fintech revolution has turned the financial services industry on its head, but by 2025, traditional wealth management firms will have embraced it with open arms. Instead of fearing disruption, many firms are now teaming up with fintech startups to offer clients a seamless, tech-enhanced experience. Think: budgeting apps that sync with your investment accounts, AIdriven financial wellness platforms, and automated taxloss harvesting—that’s so good you’ll forget taxes were ever a thing. Well, almost. A top executive at a major wealth management firm put it this way: “Fintech was the wake-up call we needed. It’s allowed us to innovate faster, and now we’re offering services we couldn’t even imagine five years ago.” The result? A more integrated, user-friendly experience that appeals to both tech-savvy millennials and older, more traditional clients alike.
Financial Literacy as a Priority
For 2025, wealth managers aren’t just handing clients a financial plan and saying, “Trust me, I’m a professional.” In order to stay relevant and ahead, they’re taking the time to educate clients on the “why” behind every recommendation. There’s a growing trend towards transparency, with more wealth managers offering workshops, webinars, and digital resources to help clients understand how the markets work and what drives their portfolio decisions. Educate your clients, gain some trust, and let them understand what you do on their behalf.
As we look ahead, it’s clear that wealth management in 2025 will be a blend of cutting-edge technology, personalised services, and value-based investing. Gone are the days of one-size-fits-all portfolios and opaque decision-making. Instead, we’re seeing a shift toward transparency, education, and a greater sense of responsibility—not just to clients but to the world at large. So, whether you’re ready to embrace AI as your financial co-pilot, eager to save the planet through ESG investing, or just want to sprinkle a little crypto magic into your portfolio, the future of wealth management looks bright—and maybe even a little fun.
INVEST IN THE BEST
As a leading fund administrator in a competitive industry, Saltgate stands out.
As their tagline goes, Saltgate invest in the best. They believe that an investment in their people, in their systems and in their clients is an investment that is truly worth making. This frame of mind is instrumental to their level of success because clients and colleagues look for elements they align with when choosing to partner with them.
People are a priority
Saltgate believes that if someone is given the time, tools, and space to achieve greatness, they will. Saltgate’s people first proposition empowers their teams to succeed in their roles, by creating a framework that caters to differing needs and circumstances of individuals and creating a structure that works in harmony with these. Adopting an uplifting, supportive culture empowers the team to aim high and achieve more, so they consistently deliver an excellent standard of client service.
For Saltgate, ensuring their values are at the forefront of everything this do is a non-negotiable, so they’re dedicated to creating an environment where colleagues feel safe and empowered to bring their true, authentic selves to work. Colleagues have the space, trust, and accountability to reach their potential, because when people feel their best, they perform their best, hence ‘we invest in the best’. Recently, Saltgate gathered everyone from all their offices to get together for two days of team building and business updates, it was a real celebration of their culture and values, bringing all their offices together as One Saltgate.
Innovation is an investment
Saltgate was founded on the principle of nurturing long-term partnerships with clients. This ambition required the appetite to innovate, and it still fuels their digital transformation journey today.
Digital transformation drives their culture of continuous selfimprovement by promoting a focus on efficiency, user experience, data integrity, and security. Saltgate work to develop and implement best-in-class technology solutions across all areas of the business to ensure continued delivery of service excellence. Flexibility is a huge part of their approach. They leverage this to build long-term partnerships with clients, by providing more than just ‘off-the-shelf’ products and services.
Their biggest achievement so far is the launch of STAR, a proprietary payment front-end system. This forms the user entry point for their transactional ecosystem by integrating with their static data platform, ERP accounting systems, and payment platform – allowing straight-through processing via their own SWIFT bureau. The launch of STAR was the first of its kind, and the result of a major project in collaboration with internal and external stakeholders across their operational jurisdictions. It lays a strong foundation for their future innovations around the payment, accounting, and reconciliation functions. It’s an exciting time for businesses with the innovation opportunities available to them, and Saltgate remains ahead of the curve ensuring that they are continually investing in the best technology.
Clients are key Saltgate are selective about their clients and want to invest in long-term partnerships. Their clients’ interests always come first, and they aim to service their needs seamlessly. Striving to be viewed as an extension of their clients’ teams is at the heart of what they do. They are continually working to anticipate their clients’ changing needs and to develop and tailor their offering accordingly. To maintain this level of service Saltgate works with dedication, integrity and intensity. It’s this level of service that makes them stand out.
If you’d like to be part of something great, or want to learn more about careers at Saltgate, reach out to the People team at opportunities@saltgate.com, or visit saltgate.com/careers.
Life in Finance 2024
Our Life in Finance work placement scheme provides local students with an opportunity to gain real-world experience.
For more than 60 years, Jersey has established itself as a leading international finance hub. This success is attributed to its innovative mindset and a robust network of global finance firms. Pursuing a career in Jersey’s finance sector offers young professionals the chance to expand their horizons, contribute positively to the Island’s future, and engage in a dynamic and diverse industry.
The Life in Finance scheme gives sixth-form students a taste of working in finance through work placements. It offers them the opportunity to learn more about the variety of roles available within the finance industry, and allows them to gain valuable insights and make long-lasting connections with firms in the Island.
This year, we visited all local sixth-form colleges and schools to talk to students about our Life in Finance scheme. We provided them with information about what working in the finance industry looks like and the many options available to them. For the firms involved, the scheme offers some insight into the value that our young people can add to the industry, and to learn from them in the process.
We had double the number of students signed up compared to 2023. We are delighted to see this increase in engagement from local students, and we hope that these placements have added value and given them a greater understanding of what their future could hold.
“It has been a valuable experience getting to explore the finance industry. Alex Picot Trust warmly welcomed me into their office, where I had the chance to meet new people, gain diverse experiences, and immerse myself in a positive workplace culture across all functions of the company. This placement has also provided me with invaluable insight into potential career paths after A-levels.” - Ella, Hautlieu School
This year, students had the opportunity to work with:
Alex Picot Trust
“Ella showed a real willingness to get involved with the tasks allocated to her, and never hesitated to ask meaningful questions. We are proud to support the Life in Finance scheme which gives young students an invaluable opportunity to experience what the corporate world has to offer in their futures.”
Discover what some of our students and firms thought of the Life in Finance scheme:
“The placements are a two-way street; they provide students with important insight into what a career in our industry could offer them, but also helps companies like us get a better understanding of the next generations motivations. This helps us to shape our policies and practices to continue attracting and retaining top talent.”
“My placement at BDO gave me an invaluable insight into a career in the finance sector. The whole team was so welcoming. They were happy to share their experiences and what they enjoyed in their career, which I really benefitted from. It was a truly helpful experience.”
- Adam, De La Salle College
Project Accountants Ltd
“Charlie worked closely with our accounting team, and we found his time with us enjoyable and enriching. We believe that the hands-on experience and guidance he was provided with at Project Accountants have laid a strong foundation for his professional journey, something we value strongly.” Altum
“The placement at Altum Group was really beneficial and provided genuine insight into what the world of finance could offer. I left feeling really positive about what the future holds.”
- Edward, Hautlieu School
“I really enjoyed the experience I got during the placement, especially having the opportunity to rotate and get exposure to many different areas of the business.”
- Tom, Hautlieu School
BDO Jersey
“We were delighted to welcome Adam to BDO Jersey this summer as part of the Jersey Finance Life in Finance scheme. In his time with us, Adam gained valuable knowledge and hands-on experience through his work with our audit team, giving him not only a taste of the working world, but an idea of the exciting career possibilities he might pursue after education.”
“PwC has such a welcoming environment, which has made it a pleasure to work with them.”
- Alana, Hautlieu School
R&H Trust Co (Jersey) Limited
“We enjoyed having Tiago with us for his twoweek placement at R&H. He was a delight to mentor, and he brought a positive attitude to the workplace every day.”
“This experience has provided me with an insight into the working life of an accountant. I have developed many new skills which will benefit me greatly and the experience has helped me decide that accounting is something I would like to pursue in the future.” - Charlie, Hautlieu School
PwC Channel Islands
“Alana gained hands-on experience and consistently demonstrated a strong willingness to learn. She eagerly contributed to the tasks assigned to her, showcasing her enthusiasm and dedication. This work experience scheme offers an invaluable platform for young people to experience the working world and to gain insight into potential future opportunities.”
“I was placed in various departments, which was very interesting, as some of them were different from what I thought they would be like. Everyone was very friendly and kind, which made my work experience even better.” - Tiago, Highlands College
RELATIVE VALUES
ELLEN CARRE & LYNDSEY PINNINGTON
For this edition’s Relative Values we met with Ellen Carre and Lyndsey Pinnington from Palmer. Both ladies joined this exciting financial services start-up, this year. With Ellen, Head of Client Services and Lyndsey, General Counsel.
Ellen is involved in every aspect of running and growing the business, from meeting new clients to applying new data techniques. “Life at Palmer is so varied, which I love.” Ellen has spent this year establishing the new Jersey office, helping to win their first new clients and building a great team of people. Palmer are ambitious and keen to set new standards in their industry. Focussing on their culture and building a business that people love to work for and clients want to work with. “We’re also having lots of fun along the way.” She commented. Lyndsey meanwhile has been relishing the opportunities which come with working for a start
up. Her aim for the year ahead is to continue to drive the business forward and build upon what they have created so far, “I think Palmer is special in an industry that often flatters to deceive. We're excited to work with great clients and create a culture for our people to thrive.” With their already impressive reputation, Palmer is sure to go far. This year the plan is to continue to drive the business forward and build upon what we have created so far. I think Palmer is special in an industry that often flatters to deceive. We want to work with great clients and create a culture for our people to thrive.
ELLEN LYNDSEY
FAVOURITE POSSESSION
Probably my phone
FAVOURITE PLACE
Disney World in Florida
FAVOURITE COLOUR
Red but anything bright and cheerful
FAVOURITE ANIMAL Lions
FAVOURITE SMELL
Since covid I’ve lost my sense of smell but I really miss the smell of my perfume.
FAVOURITE WAY TO SPEND A WEEKEND
Running and a lunch with the girls
FAVOURITE FOOD
Roast dinner with extra gravy
FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR
Jersey Dairy Coconut and Pineapple
FAVOURITE RESTAURANT
The River Café in Hammersmith. The menu changes twice a day everyday!
FAVOURITE PAST TIME
Sea swimming, all year round! It’s more of a dip than a swim in January, but still I feel amazing afterwards.
FAVOURITE FILM
The Sound of Music, loved watching this when I was little.
FAVOURITE BOOK
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee. An all-time classic.
FAVOURITE SONG
Walking on Sunshine, Katrina and the Waves, it’s such a feel good song!
FAVOURITE PERSON
My sisters, can’t pick one.
FAVOURITE CELEBRITY
Currently inspired by Olympian Gabby Thomas.
FAVOURITE THINGS TO SPLURGE ON Always on holidays, I try to explore somewhere new every year.
FAVOURITE MEMORY
I have a few, the finish line of London Marathon, my little dog Penny as a six week old puppy and the morning of my wedding day.
RELATIVE VALUES
FAVOURITE POSSESSION
With three children, a dog and a busy job I am on the move a lot so in all honestly my favourite possession would be my bed!
FAVOURITE PLACE
Venice having lived there for a time.
FAVOURITE COLOUR Blue
FAVOURITE ANIMAL
My old rescue dog Mylo
FAVOURITE SMELL
Lavender or Citrus
FAVOURITE WAY TO SPEND A WEEKEND
Spending time with my children, eating good food and having some time to read or watch a movie.
FAVOURITE FOOD
Pasta
FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR
Pistachio
FAVOURITE RESTAURANT
Le Louis XV- Alain Ducasse in Monaco for the experience and the food or a small traditional restaurant on the Giudecca in Venice called Do Mori.
FAVOURITE PASTIME
Reading or cooking.
FAVOURITE FILM
Breakfast at Tiffanys or Home Alone for the family memories it evokes.
FAVOURITE BOOK
Hard to choose but Pride and Prejudice or Tenant of Wildfell hall
FAVOURITE SONG
Just say yes by Snow Patrol (in no way aligned to my approach to legal and compliance)
FAVOURITE PERSON
I have 3 children so not sure I can give a fair answer
FAVOURITE CELEBRITY
Audrey Hepburn
FAVOURITE THINGS TO SPLURGE
Coffee or a good coat
FAVOURITE MEMORY
Spending Sundays with my grandparents growing up.
I was completing my two final exams, being Advanced Audit and Assurance (AAA) and Advanced Financial Management (AFM) exams. From this sitting I achieved the highest mark worldwide in AAA with a score of 85%, and the highest mark worldwide in AFM with a score of 100%.
Making it all add up.
Combining our two Gallery disciplines of fashion and career profiles, Ceri Baker interviews Aimée O’Connor, Audit Assistant Manager at KPMG in the Crown Dependencies, for our first Agenda fashion shoot interview.
Hi Aimee, tell us about your day-to-day...
As an audit in-charge, I usually conduct daily check ins with team members to ensure that everyone is on track with their allocated areas of the audit. I also have time throughout the day where I am coaching staff members and answering any queries they have. We often have team catch up calls once or twice a week which can be factored into my day.
My day-to-day work also depends on what area of testing I am allocated, which can be many different areas of the financial statements depending on the organisation, such as investment testing. Therefore, my day usually has time where I work independently on this allocated area. I also spend some time during the day answering client emails, as well as having client catch-up calls once or twice a week.
And you’ve had some recent successes...
My best work moment has to be my achievements in my ACCA Qualification. In the September 2022 ACCA sitting I completed my Tax (TX) exam and achieved a score of 98%, which was the joint highest worldwide score in this exam. This was so rewarding as it was my first worldwide score and motivated me to continue to work harder for each exam in the future.
More recently, in the June 2024 ACCA sitting I was completing my two final exams, being Advanced Audit and Assurance (AAA) and Advanced Financial Management (AFM) exams. From this sitting I achieved the highest mark worldwide in AAA with a score of 85%, and the highest mark worldwide in AFM with a score of 100%.
I also achieved a gold medal for being awarded the Affiliate prize, for the joint highest combined score worldwide across my last four Strategic Professional exams. These achievements made me so proud that the hard work I had put in across my studies paid off. I was over the moon with my results and will always remember that amazing feeling on my results day.
Any study tips for us mere mortals?
My method of studying is through using flashcards which summarise the key areas from my workbooks and lots of question practise, such as through doing past exam papers as mock exams. My key study tip is being consistent. Therefore, prioritising study time throughout your day and setting a clear timetable for a revision plan leading up to the exam helps to achieve this.
KPMG have provided a supportive, motivating environment which has inspired me to aim high throughout my professional qualification. The training programme at KPMG meant that I attended in-person study and revision courses for each exam I sat. The approach was very structured, such as sitting mocks leading up to my exams, which was very helpful to get into the exam mindset. Asking questions in the workplace and for your exams is also vital for your development and learning from experienced people in the sector. Mentoring is provided by
my managers and other peers at KPMG, who welcome any queries I have, to guide me through my studies.
What is the best bit of your job?
My favourite aspect of working in audit is learning about the organisation which we are auditing. Working on a specific client for a period of time enables you to build up an understanding of their business and operations, which I find very interesting.
Another best part of my job is relationships. In audit we mainly work in teams, which enables you to build those connections within the firm with your colleagues through having to communicate and work together to complete the audit. There is a huge sense of team spirit at KPMG. Furthermore, I also enjoy building my client relationships over time whilst I am allocated to a certain job. This has been a key aspect of the job which I believe has contributed to building my confidence in the workplace.
....and the hardest bit?
A challenging aspect of my role can be maintaining a healthy work-life balance due to longer working hours during busy season. Busy season takes place in January to April and involves working longer hours due to tight deadlines for our clients during this time. To overcome this challenge, KPMG has taken initiatives such as ‘My One Thing’ which enables each employee to set a dedicated weekly activity which they attend, such as going to a gym class mid-week. This helps to ensure that a balance is maintained during this busy period. Beyond busy season, KPMG are keen for everyone to sustain a work-life balance and they support this with a calendar of sports and social events, plus offer shorter working hours in the Summer months for the audit teams.
Is there a female who inspires you in business?
One celebrity female who has inspired me in business is Deborah Meaden. I watched Dragon’s Den from a young age which is how I came across Deborah. I always loved her attitudes and morals on the programme, and of course how successful she has been in her career and businesses.
Deborah’s influence on business operations in terms of encouraging sustainability and ethical practises is very inspirational. Being a member of KPMG’s Corporate Social Responsibility team, these are positive changes which I would like to help to implement. She has utilised her public voice and wealth in a positive manner to help society and encourage a better world for all, which I also feel strongly about.
Deborah’s first business she started when she was 19 years old failed after 18 months, and despite that she continued to undertake future ventures and continued to be extremely successful in the future. This is inspirational as a young female in the industry to not give up after setbacks and to keep striving for more.
PhilipLegrand
Philip Legrand joined Nedbank Private Wealth in August this year, having spent nearly 15 years in the wealth management and private banking sectors across Jersey and London. Before joining Nedbank Private Wealth he worked as a Wealth Planner for another firm based in Jersey, broadening his skillset and “getting to know a lot of great people in Jersey”. He has also previously worked at UBS and HSBC.
In 2021, Philip decided to take some time out from his career to travel. He and his wife Katie embarked on a six-month sabbatical, travelling through Central and South America, “It was an unforgettable experience, and allowed me to experience new cultures, new perspectives, and to get to know some fantastic people on the way”.
What
does your role entail day-to-day?
My day-to-day role involves acting as the conduit between my clients’ financial needs and the wide array of services we provide. What I really enjoy about private banking is the personalised aspect. We focus on treating every client as an individual, which is something that I massively value, and this means I get to enjoy a lot of variety from client to client.
One day I might be working on onboarding a new client, helping them through the process of opening accounts or setting up investment portfolios. The next day I could be assisting a long-term client who’s preparing for a significant event, like the sale of a business. These events can be life-changing, not just financially but also emotionally, as they often represent the culmination of decades of hard work. Navigating those moments with care and expertise is one of the most critical aspects of my job.
What is the best part of your job?
I know it sounds like a cliché, but I genuinely enjoy getting to know my clients - their stories, what makes them tick, and what they value most. Private banking is about more than just numbers on a spreadsheet, it’s about understanding the human side of wealth. How did they build their businesses? What motivates them to continue growing their wealth, and what are their aspirations for the future?
I believe empathy is one of the most important qualities for someone in my role. Truly listening and taking the time to understand a client’s full story builds trust, which is the cornerstone of a successful banker-client relationship, in my opinion. Trust doesn’t happen overnight, it’s built through conversations, shared experiences, and delivering on promises. This relationship-building aspect is what I find most rewarding, and it’s where I feel I can make the biggest impact in a client’s financial life.
Is there someone who inspires you in business?
I’ve always been inspired by Rafael Nadal, the tennis player. His achievements on the court are nothing short of extraordinary, but what really stands out to me is his attitude. Despite being one of the greatest players of all time, he remains incredibly humble and carries himself with grace and professionalism. His work ethic and resilience, even in the face of injuries and setbacks, are lessons I apply to my own career.
What I admire most about Nadal is his ability to maintain focus under pressure, but also his commitment to the future - his tennis academy is a testament to that. I often look to sport for inspiration because it offers instant feedback. In business, I’ve noticed that people often hesitate to give or receive feedback in real-time. But in sports, you have to adapt immediately to win, and that’s a valuable lesson for business as well. I try to apply that mindset by encouraging open, constructive feedback in the workplace. It helps everyone grow.
What trends are you seeing in the wealth industry at the moment?
There are a couple of significant trends we’ve been observing in the wealth industry, particularly here in Jersey. With the mooted budgetary changes in the UK on the 30th October, Jersey has continued to be one of the jurisdictions that Brits look to as an alternative. I think that the Government of Jersey, through Locate, has done a brilliant job of building a reputable and respected service for those people considering the island as their future long-term home. Younger, business-minded individuals, many of them entrepreneurs, are choosing Jersey not just
for the business environment, but also because they see it as a great place to raise their families. The island’s excellent schools and strong sense of community are proving to be major draws, which can only be a positive.
Another trend that’s emerging is the increased focus on business exits. Jersey has long been a hot-bed for entrepreneurs, many of which we work with in professional services like trust companies and law firms. Recently, Nedbank Private Wealth conducted research that revealed a growing concern among these business owners about succession planning. The research highlighted that while 75% of those surveyed remained optimistic about their companies, it’s in fact personal and family issues that are keeping them awake at night. More than half of entrepreneurs surveyed also said they don’t plan to involve their children in the running of their business, and of those who do, nearly a quarter said it was challenging. This underscores the need for wellthought-out exit strategies. We’ve been working closely with many entrepreneurs to craft comprehensive wealth plans that support both their personal and financial long-term goals. These plans often involve preparing for the sale or transfer of their businesses, ensuring that their personal and professional legacies are protected.
In both of these trends there’s a growing need for bespoke advice that takes into account the client’s personal circumstances. The clients we work with are not just looking for transactional services, they want trusted partners who can guide them through complex, often emotional decisions. This is where our role as wealth managers becomes invaluable.
Nedbank Private Wealth offers a full range of wealth management services, and our dedicated, friendly team offers an award-winning end-to-end wealth planning service, whatever your financial needs.
For more information about how Nedbank Private Wealth could help you, please call Philip Legrand on 01534 823236, email philip.legrand@nedbankprivatewealth.com or visit nedbankprivatewealth.com
HOW TO SPEND IT.
It’s a scenario we all know too well. You’ve got a big occasion coming up, and you don’t know what gift to get. Said friend or family member seems to already own everything, and to make it even worse, when you asked them if they wanted anything they came back at you with ‘your company’. Whilst you could give them a redeemable coupon for so many hours of quality time - or offer to replace their current PA - there are more practical ways to navigate this problem: drop loads of cash and add a personal touch.
Luckily for you, we’ve put together a luxury gift guide which can cater to every kind of person provided they have a taste for the finer things in life. Whether they’re a jet setter, music enthusiast or just enjoy a good glass of champagne, we’ve got you covered.
Bang & Olufsen BeoVision Harmony TV
McLaren Track Day Experience
This is the perfect bucket list experience for an adrenaline junkie, up there with skydiving, freesolo-ing and diving with sharks. Being behind the wheel of a McLaren is sure to get the heart pumping, and seeing as you’re gifting an experience there’s no risk they already have it. There’s always the chance they’ve already done it, but I imagine you need a few goes before 200mph feels slow. If nothing else, it will keep them off Death Road in Bolivia. £389
Yes, they’ve got a TV, but have they got a TV that unfolds and rises into the sky on wings? Didn’t think so. The Bang & Olufsen BeoVision Harmony TV has a generous screen size of 88 inches, and promises a full-bodied cinematic performance. It comes equipped with an exceptional sound system and cutting-edge display technology, allowing you to jump into the world of whatever movie you’re watching. Fall asleep to the soft serenade of David Attenborough’s voice whilst whale-watching, or reach new levels of sensory stimulation in a fast-paced Guy Ritchie number. With a Bang & Olufson, the world’s your oyster. £45,040
5. Bespoke Savile Row Wardrobe
This is an excellent way to guarantee that your gift won’t be shoved to the back of a cupboard full of miscellaneous items and forgotten about. The bespoke tailoring experience at London’s legendary Saville Row will don the person of your affection with a fully customised wardrobe, including suits, shirts and outwear. Using only the finest fabrics and craftsmanship, this gift is bound to refine individual style whilst exuding sophistication. £3,500+
Steinway & Sons Grand Piano
For the musically inclined, a Steinway & Sons grand piano combines impeccable craftsmanship with world-class sound quality. They take almost a year to create, composed of carefully selected woods before being cured for months in specialised yard kilns and conditioning rooms. A Steinway is more than just an instrument, it’s a statement piece for your home, bringing art and music together in perfect harmony. £60,400 to £70,100
Rolex Daytona Cosmograph
A Rolex Daytona is a gift that never stops giving. It outperforms traditional financial assets, making it a great investment that they can also wear. It’s one of the brand’s most iconic models, featuring a sleek combination of performance and style. Since its inception in 1963, it has appealed to motorsports enthusiasts everywhere, with advanced chronograph functions where precision meets performance. This luxury gift is especially meaningful when given to investment managers, petrol heads or tidsoptimists*. From £24,500
*A tidsoptimist is a person who underestimates how long something takes, and also overestimates how much time they have at their disposal; i.e, they’re always late.
DJI Inspire 3 Professional Drone
A drone is definitely one of the coolest gifts you can give to a tech enthusiast or aspiring filmmaker. This DJI Inspire 3 is a professional-grade drone that captures stunning 8K video. It features advanced flight control, obstacle sensing, and cinematic camera capabilities, ensuring top-grade aerial footage that is almost too good to post on social media. £13,400
Dom Pérignon P2 2002 Vintage Champagne Set
Champagne is always a good idea. It’s a decadent indulgence, perfect for celebratory moments. Rocking up to an engagement party? Champagne. New puppy? Champagne. Finally getting round to taking the yacht out for a spin? Wouldn’t be right without champagne. Gifting a Dom Pérignon P2 2002 Vintage Champagne Set ensures that whoever is on the receiving end always has a back up for unexpected jubilant moments. In some ways, it’s almost practical? £420
Herman Miller Eames Lounge Chair & Ottoman (Limited Edition)
This chair is enough to make even Joey and Chandler jealous. A true design icon, this limited edition piece is crafted with exclusive materials such as leather and rare woods. It is the ultimate luxury for your living space or office, transforming a space with mid-century modern design.
Flyboard by Zapata
Louis Vuitton Horizon Luggage Set
Go down to St Aubins and upstage all the jet skiers with a Flyboard by Zapata. It is currently the closest we’ve gotten to inventing a jet pack, and it won’t set your legs on fire as it projects you into space. It’s a gift that will be appreciated by thrill-seekers and their loved ones alike; a bruised ego from a bad belly flop is probably the worst injury they’ll get. £750
This is a gift that you’d probably want to wrap before it gets manhandled at Gatwick. At the intersection of high fashion and practicality, the Louis Vuitton Horizon Luggage Set is a fail safe present for frequent travellers. The lightweight design and four-wheel feature makes it the perfect accessory for over-packers - transporting ‘slightly’ over 23kg has never felt so good. The Horizon collection is encased with the brand’s iconic monogram canvas or sleek leather, ensuring that the jet-setter is always travelling in style. £5,620
Movers&Shakers
HENRY IS A HERO
Standard Chartered is proud to announce that Henry Baye has been recognised in the top 20 of the prestigious ‘Heroes Advocates Role Model List 2024’, published this week. He was selected for his commitment and influence to advocate for women’s inclusion both within Standard Chartered and beyond.
As CEO at Standard Chartered Jersey, Henry Baye is a member and sponsor of the Bank’s Europe Diversity and Inclusion (D&I) Council. He is also the Jersey country Diversity and Inclusion (D&I) sponsor, where he allocates resources and supports activities that promote gender diversity.
Henry champions the advocacy pillar of the Bank’s Europe D&I plan, celebrating International Women’s Day annually with themes addressing workplace challenges for women. Henry has also embedded Diversity, Equity and Inclusion principles in recruitment, ensuring gender-diverse interview panels and shortlists. In 2024, Henry appointed three women to his Country Management Team, achieving a near 50-50 gender balance.
He also sponsors female talent for the Bank’s Global Vantage program, mentors three women colleagues through the Bank’s Elevate program, and has trained as a male CEO Ally. Additionally, Henry leads on D&I initiatives outside of the Bank, including coaching women executives, speaking at the “When Females Lead” conference and supporting programs run by St John Ambulance Jersey and LEAP for young women leaders.
Judy Hsu, CEO, Wealth and Retail Banking, Standard Chartered, said: ““I am immensely proud to see Henry recognised by Involve for his unwavering dedication to championing and advancing our diversity and inclusion agenda at the Bank. Advocacy and allyship are crucial in driving progress, and Henry exemplifies these qualities through his leadership, consistently setting the standard for how we can all contribute to a more diverse and inclusive workplace.”
Henry Baye, CEO, Standard Chartered Jersey, added: “I am honoured to be recognised among such global trailblazers in the top 20 on the Heroes Advocates Role Model List 2024. I am encouraged to continue to represent and lead the diversity agenda, which seeks to strengthen our workplace and the society at large. Thanks to the many who support us to lead and champion diversity.”
This is the eighth year running that Standard Chartered has been recognised in the Heroes Lists.
CLAIRE IS CHIEF EXECUTIVE.
Claire Farley has been made Chief Executive of Brightly. She will manage the charity’s staff and volunteers, help the charity to further raise funds and awareness of its work and develop effective working partnerships, as well as working with the Board of Management to ensure the continued success of Brightly.
Claire has previously worked in the private, public (health and safeguarding), educational and charitable sectors at senior levels and has worked with Government at ministerial level to enhance and protect the lives of Jersey’s children and young people. She has considerable experience in business management, marketing and setting strategic direction. Describing Brightly as a “highly respected and vital charity”, Mrs Farley commented: “I am privileged to be offered this opportunity and very much look forward to helping Brightly to further evolve and to continue to deliver excellent, tangible support. Brightly makes a real difference to children’s and young people’s lives.”
LEADERSHIP CHANGES AT JERSEY WATER
Jersey Water has today announced strategic changes to its leadership team, with the appointment of Andy Isham as non-executive director and Mark Manton as Chief Water Operations Officer. These appointments strengthen the utility’s existing leadership team and form part of Jersey Water’s strategic direction for the coming years, which aims to build resilience and drive operational excellence across the business. Based in Jersey and a qualified chartered accountant, Andy Isham brings extensive financial and boardroom experience to Jersey Water’s Board of Directors. In his non-executive capacity, he will also chair the utility’s Audit Committee. Mark Manton, a Chartered Engineer with the Institute of Mechanical Engineers, has been a wellrespected and committed member of the Jersey Water team since 2015. During this time, he has demonstrated his extensive leadership capabilities, expertise and dedication to the business.
Heather-Anne Hubbell, CEO of Phundex Limited, chats us through her propensity to disrupt, challenge and question in order to embrace digital innovation; why older people do not belong on a shelf and how, as a wife and working mother, women can have it all.
MOMENTS THAT MATTERED
Heather-Anne Hubbell
My career started as a fashion merchandiser in Canada, a job that was fast paced and cutthroat. Despite loving it, huge competition at the time and a low renumeration meant it wasn’t a sustainable career path as a new mother, but the skills I learnt have stayed with me throughout life and informed a lot of what I do today. I now always seek out the story in everything I do, it makes problems relatable and allows you to clearly see the bigger picture.
Armed with two children under four, I decided to change paths and retrain as a lawyer, which would offer me a defined career path and progression. Three years of full-time study whilst working part time, I was the definition of a multi-tasking mother, hungry to learn and soak it all in. I was immediately drawn to tax law because of its structure and certainty. Whilst law is very definitive, there was a lot of creativity I could apply to solving problems and I constantly looked for different ways to approach matters, which has largely shaped my career in later years.
A serendipitous re-connection with a law school colleague saw me offered a role in London at Clifford Chance. Whilst I relished this chance, I initially thought I’d made a huge mistake. I was working all hours of the day, with little chance to return home, collapsing where I could for snatches of sleep. Family life and balance is very important to me, but we viewed this as the means to an end, so this became my life for two years. Sometimes it’s important to focus on the
Visiting Jersey for an event in 2018 was a defining moment for me. I was working as a consultant for a digital start up and saw immense opportunity on the island to launch this company, supported by the dynamic infrastructure that Jersey can deliver. Having the regulator just down the road, a high quality of professionals comparable to the UK, and the ability to work as a tight knit community appealed to me in so many ways. Forming connections and forging new ways together felt nostalgic to me, but it is one of the island’s greatest selling points. Jersey is ready to do business and to make it personal, so it was an exciting move.
I remember being blown away when I saw Becky Houze present at an event and explain how she ran her Jersey farm all from her mobile phone. I thought ‘this is the future!’ and I wanted to play a part in it, enabling more industries like hospitality to become digitally enabled. We need to find more efficient ways of working and disrupting the standard process, using technology and most importantly, encouraging a constant learning pathway.
I come from an age of manual typewriters and the dawn of the fax machine, but have embraced all new technology as an aid to my role. I am living proof that someone in their 60’s can adapt and change. We have a large pool of talented people on the island in their older years with immense amounts of experience. When I look to hire, I am most interested in an open attitude and willingness to learn, the rest can be taught. Similarly, older people may not have the tools they need to do certain roles, but they have extensive domain expertise, can adapt and learn, and I believe they are an untapped resource on the island.
Visiting Jersey for an event in 2018 was a defining moment for me. I was working as a consultant for a digital start up and saw immense opportunity on the island to launch this company, supported by the dynamic infrastructure that Jersey can deliver.
Jersey is such an accessible place to do business, and it sets itself apart from the UK in terms of the number of opportunities it offers for learning, progression, networking (the list is endless). No where is too far, and in most cases, you can knock on a door and be welcomed. We need to teach people to seek out these opportunities and grab them with both hands.
My greatest advice would be that you don’t need to follow someone’s else idea of a career path, and, be prepared to take opportunities as they present themselves. It takes courage to do things differently, but the outcome is far more rewarding. You must get comfortable with being uncomfortable to be ready for the fast-paced change of today’s business environment.
Focus on building what matters.
As an independent, owner-managed fiduciary group, we take great pride in providing our clients with innovative solutions backed by administrative and technical excellence across our offering, whether that be to reach retirement goals, for succession planning, to maximise returns or to protect and enhance assets.
Consciously independent.
The Performance Illusion: The Truth Behind Investment
Reporting
(WhatyourFinancialAdviserdoesn’tknowtheyaren’ttellingyou)
So, you’d probably like to retire one day – wouldn’t you? If we told you that poor investment performance could mean the difference between retiring with an income of £30k per annum, versus £50k per annum with good performance, you’d want the higher amount, right? This outcome doesn’t have to be left to chance. You just need to know if your investments are performing well, and adjust if they aren’t – which should be simple, shouldn’t it?
Unfortunately, many people rely on financial advisers who themselves struggle to understand portfolio returns and risks. This can lead to misinterpretations that might give you a false sense of security. While most financial advisers excel in financial planning, if they lack knowledge about performance reporting, they won’t be able to build and manage your portfolio effectively.
CHECKLIST FOR ACCURATE INVESTMENT REPORTING
To ensure you’re getting accurate reporting and the performance you need for the life you’re planning, follow these steps:
• ASK ABOUT BENCHMARKS
Using the correct benchmark is essential for evaluating whether your investment strategy is adding value. The wrong benchmark can flatter poor performance. Are industry-recognised benchmarks like STEP MPI or ARC PCI being used to assess your portfolio? These peer group benchmarks compare your portfolio to thousands of others with similar risk profiles, providing a clearer picture.
• CHECK THE DEPTH OF REPORTING
Does the report cover the strategy’s entire performance history, including all changes and market reactions over time? Comprehensive reporting should record performance with every adjustment made due to market conditions, giving you a true view of how your portfolio is performing.
• BEWARE OF HINDSIGHT CLARITY
Or does it just show a basket of funds selected today for their strong historic performance? If your adviser is showing strategy returns based on funds that weren’t actually held in the past, be very cautious. Some advisers present charts showing impressive returns, but these are often based on selected funds chosen for their historic performance rather than actual historical holdings. Always ensure you’re looking at a realistic performance report.
• UNDERSTAND THE RATIOS
Metrics such as the Sharpe and Sortino ratios can indicate whether your returns are a result of smart investment decisions or excessive risk-taking. Make sure you understand these key figures and how they apply to your portfolio’s performance.
• ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS
How many analysts does your adviser employ? Do they use discretionary managers to manage your portfolio, or do they build portfolios themselves? It’s important to understand their expertise and approach to investment.
• LOOK FOR CONSISTENT OUTPERFORMANCE
Ensure your adviser selects managers who have consistently outperformed their peers over time. Remember long-term success is totally driven by returns.
• AVOID CASH BENCHMARKS
Be wary of reports using cash benchmarks. These can inflate performance comparisons, especially when interest rates were so low, making it easier to show outperformance.
• ENSURE REAL DATA
Make sure the performance data you’re shown corresponds to the actual period your investments were held. Misaligned data can give false results and a misleading sense of how your investments are doing.
Or…
JUST CALL CONCENTRIC.
At Concentric, we pride ourselves on providing transparent, comprehensive reporting that reflects the actual performance of strategies and portfolios. We don’t rely on misleading practices or selective data. Instead, we compare with gold-standard benchmarks and work with top-tier discretionary managers, focused solely on managing portfolios.
Our rigorous analysis allows us to identify the best-performing managers, so we can ensure consistent outperformance for our client’s investments. When a manager no longer delivers, we act swiftly to replace them with one who will exceed your expectations.
If you want accurate, transparent investment reporting and advice to help secure your financial future, contact Concentric today on 01534 888801 or email gbennie@concentric.je to arrange a free assessment.
AGENDA INDUSTRY EDIT
FAMILY LAW
A selection of Jersey’s leading family lawyers provide advice for those getting into relationships and those for whom relations have broken down.
Love and Law: Are prenuptial agreements unromantic or sensible
Words: Matthew Godden, Partner and Advocate at Le Gallais & Luce
The wedding dress, the venue, the guest list, the photographer, the cake, these are just some of the many things that need to be organised before the big day and now it is becoming more commonplace to add another to that list - the prenuptial agreement. According to the New Marriage Foundation research one in five weddings in the UK now start with a prenup and a YouGov poll in 2023 found that 42% of British people consider prenups a good idea, compared with 13% who consider them a bad idea.
Apre-nuptial agreement is an agreement made by a couple before they marry or enter into a civil partnership, which sets out how they wish their assets to be divided if they should divorce or have their civil partnership dissolved. The agreement sets out what will happen to assets that were purchased both before and after the marriage and assets held in both sole and joint names in the unfortunate event the marriage breaks down and ends in divorce.
Prenuptial Agreements are understandably viewed by many as unromantic and contrary to the very notion of marriage. Talking about the possibility of breaking up is a conversation that many people don’t want to have before they are about to tie the knot but the reality is that on marriage as well as the loving commitment you are making to each other you are also making a contractual commitment – yes that makes marriage sound like a business arrangements which of course it’s not but fact is that it is estimated that the divorce rate in the UK is around 42%; nobody gets married to get divorced but it is sadly something that happens.
The happiness of a wedding day could be followed in years to come by arguments about finances and financial disclosure, about what should happen with the monies that were inherited or gifted to one party by a grandparent or parent and for some couples they may rather set out clearly at the outset what will happen in that eventuality. With a prenup in place you can determine how your wealth should be split yourself, rather than, should you get divorced and be unable to reach an amicable agreement, leave it in the hands of the Court. A pre-nup can reduce potential conflict.
Prenuptial agreements are most common when people are getting married for the second or third time as they may want to protect assets they have acquired as part of their divorce or when they have inherited or may inherit from their family. Prenups can cover anything from money to property to belongings, they can include premarriage assets, inherited wealth and also future assets such as expected inheritance. It doesn’t matter whether the value is millions, thousands or just sentimental.
A few key points to consider in relation to pre-nuptial agreements:
• You should ideally enter your prenup at least 28 days before your wedding day.
• You will both need to get legal advice so you understand what you are signing.
• The agreement must be entered of your own free will.
• Both parties will need to disclose all their finances.
• What is fair at the time you enter the pre-nup may not be fair in the future so you should keep it under review. The most obvious example of this is children, a pre-nup that does not take into account children may well not be upheld by the Courts.
• Pre-nuptial agreements are not automatically enforceable in the Jersey court, the fairness of upholding any particular agreement will be considered by the court on a case by case basis. In the absence of circumstances which would make it unfair, it may well be upheld.
If you want to know more about pre-nuptial agreements including the fixed fee packages Le Gallais & Luce offer, or have any questions about any family law issues, please contact Matthew Godden at family@lgl.je or by phone on 01534 760760.
To find out more, call 760760, email family@lgl.je or visit www.lgl.je
Matrimonial finances in a tangle?
We can help with pre-nups, post-nups and all other aspects of divorce-related finance.
Finances are often the cause of most arguments during divorce. We offer clear and pragmatic advice on all matrimonial finances, including straightforward guidance on pre-nuptial and post-nuptial agreements that will help you prepare for your future, whatever the outcome
Our focus is to help you protect yourself and your assets, either before or after marriage or civil partnership, giving sensible and practical suggestions to help you and your partner reach agreements. We’re your kind of law firm.
White Leopards
Words: Claire Davies, Principal of Claire Davies, Advocate
Since 2000, the courts of both England and Jersey have recognised the principle of equality when resolving financial applications on divorce. In some cases, we achieve equality by dividing assets down the middle.
In others, one party will need either a bit more of the assets or some additional income for a period of time. In essence the court will look at the available resources and do their best to find a solution that meets the reasonable needs of both parties – particularly their need for housing. In simple terms, most cases begin and end with those needs, rather than wants.
In cases where there is more than enough to go around, wealth will generally be shared equally. Sometimes a divorcing couple will have entered into a nuptial agreement, which may (or may not) alter the outcome. Very occasionally, particularly where a marriage has been short, the court will ring-fence an asset or some funds because they were generated outside the marriage. However, as a general rule, all assets are in the pot – wherever they come from. In 2024, it still comes as a nasty surprise to many spouses that their businesses, pensions and share options are matrimonial assets that will be taken into account on divorce.
For higher earners, the law can feel particularly unfair. They will not get special credit for their efforts in the office or the boardroom. Arguments of special contribution, as it is known, are now limited to truly exceptional cases, described by one English Judge as “white leopards”. The moral of this story? Consider whether a nuptial agreement will help you to feel more secure in your position. There are couples who both feel that the current legal position is less than fair. Otherwise, understand that when courts speak of equality – they mean it.
Very occasionally, particularly where a marriage has been short, the court will ring-fence an asset or some funds because they were generated outside the marriage. However, as a general rule, all assets are in the pot – wherever they come from.
The attention to detail and willingness to go that extra mile for their clients is what I think sets them apart from other legal firms. I can’t thank Benest & Syvret enough for all their help during what was a really difficult time for me.
New law, new accountabilities.
Advocate Chris Hillier, Head of Family Law, Ingram Advocates, discusses safeguarding and the impact of the Children and Young People (Jersey) Law 2022.
The Children and Young People (Jersey) Law 2022 (the Law) was enacted in March this year. Overall, the Law promotes and strengthens accountability for the protection of children and young people in Jersey.
What is safeguarding?
The NSPCC defines safeguarding as “the action that is taken to promote the welfare of children and protect them from harm.”
What does the Law do?
The Law forms part of the Government’s response to the final report of the Independent Jersey Care Inquiry, and its purpose ( the “overriding objective”) is to promote and support the wellbeing, and to safeguard the welfare of children and young people in the Island. Taking a step back to 2017 when the Inquiry’s final report was published, it was the experience of children within the care system that was at the heart of the Inquiry’s work. That report identified individual and systemic failings and made recommendations for the future management and operation of Jersey's residential and foster homes, to ensure the island provided a safe and secure environment for the children in its care.
The Children’s Commissioner Running throughout the Law is a duty to consult the Children’s Commissioner, whose role is to promote and protect children’s rights in Jersey, when Ministers publish or revise guidance.
New responsibilities
The Law invokes a duty on the Minister for Children and Education to assess the requirements of children with health or development needs, children in care and care leavers, along with placing a duty on the Minister to provide a range and level of services appropriate to meet the assessed needs of these groups of children and care leavers.
There is a further duty to:
• promote wellbeing and to publish a children and young people’s strategic plan every four years.
• review child deaths.
• provide a framework of support for children in care and care leavers, and
• to make arrangements for independent advocacy for certain groups and establish a procedure for complaints and representation.
Responsible Ministers and ‘Safeguarding Partners’ must also ensure that:
• children and young people are protected against all forms of unlawful discrimination;
• they have the best interests of children and young people as a primary consideration.
Who are the Safeguarding Partners?
The Law confirms certain Chief Officer roles in the States of Jersey as ‘Safeguarding Partners’ (Article 5), to ensure individual accountability and to maintain a consistent approach by children and adult services.
Safeguarding Partners include the Chief Officer, States of Jersey Police, the Chief Executive and Head of the Public Service, as well as the Chief Officers of CYPES, Health and Community Services and the Justice and Home Affairs Departments.
A Safeguarding Ministerial Group is responsible for ensuring that Ministers understand their duties, and to consider priorities for reform, as well as to ensure a collaborative style of working.
Conclusion
Some seven years after the conclusions of the Independent Jersey Care Inquiry, the new Law is a statutory effort to avoid previous failings relating to children in care and care experienced people. It is hoped that the specific accountabilities of Ministers and Safeguarding Partners will create a consistent, high-level approach, and greatly improve the experience of looked after children and young people in Jersey.
Easing the burden
We are focused on supporting you and your family through life’s most delicate situations.
Our team takes pride in being approachable, compassionate, and composed, offering expert guidance in the following areas: → Separation → Divorce → Children law → Matrimonial finance
Talk to Advocate Chris Hillier, Head of Family Law, about how we can help transform your situation for the better.
Financial Matters on divorce
Words: Claire Woodhouse, Benest and Syvret
On the breakdown of a relationship, resolution of financial issues is usually one of the most difficult and worrying aspects for a separating couple. It is a sad reality that in the majority of households, the assets and combined incomes that were able to meet the needs of the family in one household cannot be divided in such a way as to meet all the needs of the parties and the children at the same ongoing standard of living in two separate households. There are sometimes difficult decisions to be made over the future of the family home and how other assets or income are to be shared.
Financial disclosure is the process of giving your spouse, and the Court if there are financial proceedings ongoing, full details of your personal financial circumstances and your anticipated future needs and resources.
It will help your lawyer and help you to control your costs if you are able to be efficient and organised in collecting together all your financial information such as bank statements, credit card statements, wage slips, details of any liabilities or savings and details of your pension or other assets.
It is always hoped that you may be able to resolve financial matters between you. If you can talk to your spouse, great! If not, you do have other alternatives before you go to Court such as negotiations through lawyers or a round table meeting. You can also can consider mediation to resolve matters.
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It is always hoped that you may be able to resolve financial matters between you. If you can talk to your spouse, great! If not, you do have other alternatives before you go to Court such as negotiations through lawyers or a round table meeting. You can also can consider mediation to resolve matters.
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If you need to issue court proceedings, the Court will always adopt the “overriding objective” to deal with the case justly. This includes focusing on minimising costs, avoiding unnecessary delays, proportionality and fairness. Both the Court and the parties (and their lawyers) are expected to work towards achieving the overriding objective. The Court will consider the whole circumstances of your case but the first consideration is always the welfare of the children of the family. We will try to avoid court proceedings wherever we can as we understand the high financial and emotional cost to our clients; however sometimes they are necessary to resolve matters.
If you need any advice regarding family matters, please contact clare.woodhouse@benestsyvret.com or nina.benest@benestsyvret.com or call them on 01534 875875.
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What’s so ‘millionaire’ about millionaire’s shortbread? Sure, it’s decadent, rich, and has lines as crisp as a tailored suit, but aside from this, it’s actually pretty ordinary. Beneath its lavish exterior, it’s a deceivingly simple dessert: chocolate, caramel, shortbread. Yes, the addition of the former two ingredients certainly elevates the latter. But is it enough of a difference to qualify a move from economy to first-class? Does the millionaire shortbread live up to its name, or is it just another dessert dressed in expensive attire?
If this realisation has brought you to the cliff-edge of existentialism, don’t even try to dive into the realm of ‘billionaire’s shortbread’. This so-called upgrade is almost entirely identical to its lesser counterpart, save for a mere sprinkle of salt. It’s a curious distinction when you consider the staggering difference in wealth between a millionaire and a billionaire - enough to buy 135,000 metric tons of salt. For some, salted caramel may be a game changer - but is it all it’s cracked up to be?
In light of this, we decided to take action and explore ways to enhance the status of this dessert. With our big 2-0 on the horizon, it seemed like the perfect opportunity to celebrate, with a dish that could stand up to the occasion. We reached out to talented local chefs in Jersey, hoping to inspire a new version of a millionaire’s shortbread - one that lived up to its illustrious name.
Over the next few pages, we delve into a world of culinary creativity and cultural twists - revolutionising the traditional Scottish dessert. From the exotic flair of saffron-scented cream cheese, to light and airy sesame and lime espuma, to a French-inspired take turning the dessert inside out, the chefs at L’Horizon, Tassili and Pomme d’Or have outdone themselves. They present a lineup of desserts that not only honour the original, but elevate it to a level worthy of celebration.
Prachi Apurva
Sr. Sous Chef Pomme d’Or Hotel
Growing up in India, the land that celebrates food in every moment with immense diversity, I can delightfully say that food has always been my first love. With over a decade of experience in various cuisines such as Mediterranean, British, Oriental, and Indian, I am currently managing a team of culinary experts, focusing on excellence in every recipe we create at The Pomme d’Or.
Tell us about your dish....
“Rose Berries, Saffron scented Cream Cheese Mousse, Millionaire’s Shortbread Crumble”.
The dish showcases an amalgamation of different cultures through its ingredients and techniques.
What is your earliest food memory? Since I was 4, I remember watching cookery shows and writing down recipes for my mother, then standing beside her, intrigued, as she created those treasured culinary memories. As a child, it was magic for me! One day, my older sister needed to take a special dish of my mom’s, one everyone loved, for her school potluck with 50 students. My mom had just started preparing it, but then she got an emergency call—she is an obstetrician-gynaecologist. That was the first time, at the age of 7, I cooked something on my own from scratch. My father and sister stood beside me, and this time, it was my turn to be watched as I created that ‘wow’ moment. :)
What’s so ‘millionaire’ about millionaire’s shortbread?
It’s the whole idea of layering shortbread with caramel and chocolate, resulting in a rich and decadent masterpiece.
What’s more important - presentation or taste? Taste!
What’s the greatest crime against cuisine? It’s failing to appreciate the versatility and natural qualities of ingredients and how they should be used to balance the texture and taste of a dish.
When’s the last time somebody cooked for you, and what did they make?
A friend and team member cooks something special for me at times when I tell him I’m hungry. The last time, he made ricotta and spinach tortellini with king prawns in arrabbiata sauce with a balsamic glaze drizzle. The brilliant taste still lingers in my mouth!
What’s the most important piece of kitchenware you’ve bought for yourself? Can’t choose, all of them are important, which is why I bought them.
Death row meal?
A very traditional Indian dish: Rajma, which is red beans simmered in spiced tomato and onion curry. I love to have it with ghee roti, okra fry and coriander chutney. My mouth is watering already!
Go-to takeaway?
A small eatery on New Street called ‘2 Tasty.’ It offers good quality and taste, making it one of my favourites. Also, Machans, a simple home-cooked Sri Lankan food tiffin delivery service by Jack. It’s a bit of home away from home!”
You’re going into co-op with £10, what do you get?
Ice cream and a variety of fruits
Favourite music to listen to whilst cooking? Reggae, Bollywood, R&B, and Pop
Now 20 years old,
the 17th
Luke Newton
Head Chef
L’Horizon
Born in the north east of England, I have had very humble beginnings. While I was studying I was offered a job in a kitchen of a nearby five Red Star hotel where I remained while going to catering college. It soon became clear that the kitchen was where I wanted to be. I was full of ambition and working with so many amazing chefs was very inspiring. I would watch them work and feel jealous that I wasn’t as good as them, which really motivated me to push on and reach their level. When I got offered a position in management I realised that I missed cooking so I wanted to get my chef whites on again and re-energise the passion for food.
Tell us about your dish....
Jersey butter caramel with miso, Valrhona chocolate mousse, shortbread biscuit crumb, sesame and lime espuma with black sesame seeds.
What is your earliest food memory?
My granddad had allotments, so I spent a lot of my youth skipping school and helping him to grow and harvest the crops. The allotments were vital to us and from a really young age, I loved not only helping on the land but also podding the peas and chopping and dicing the other vegetables, ready for my gran to cook.
What’s so ‘millionaire’ about millionaire’s shortbread?
I think the concept of it being so sweet, makes it so indulgent you just want more. It’s like a naughty treat!
What’s more important - presentation or taste?
Taste absolutely, what’s the most in creating dishes if they don’t taste delicious. Although people nowadays do eat with their eyes too so presentation is important.
What’s the greatest crime against cuisine?
Fast food chains. Food is now a convenience thing and we have lost patience in waiting for quality food. When’s the last time somebody cooked for you, and what did they make?
My partner made a leek and potato soup with chicken breast, it sounds random but was pretty good!
What’s the most important piece of kitchenware you’ve bought for yourself?
A good rubber spoonula, although I do love the air fryer, its a toss up!
What would be your death row meal?
Corned beef and potato hash, with a Warburton's milk roll, pint of full fat milk, pink slice and iced buns for dessert.
What is your go-to take away? Indian all the time, could eat it every day!
You’re going into co-op with £10, what do you get?
Onions, potatoes, mushrooms, tin of Heinz baked beans, bread, eggs and ham - not much left after that.
Favourite music to listen to whilst cooking?
Anything with a bit of attitude, The cranberries are always on at home so probably them.
Nicolas Valmagna
Head Chef
Tassili at The Grand
I was born in Paris but as a child moved to the South of France. My mother and grandmother’s honest, traditional French style of cooking inspired me to become a chef from an early age and I spent a lot of time with them in the kitchen before heading off to catering school to hone my skills. The cuisine that I bring to Tassili is influenced by where I have worked and travelled, from France to Switzerland and New Zealand.
Tell us about your dish....
The dish is a French interpretation of millionaire shortbread. The biscuit is inside the dessert rather than traditionally on the bottom, a salted caramel ganache with Valrhona chocolate crémeux and glazed with chocolate. We also used gold powder on top to symbolise the luxury of a millionaire.
What is your earliest food memory?
I remember being fascinated by my grandmother’s cooking and I would always watch what she was doing. At this stage I was very young so I was just observing everything but as soon as I was old enough I was helping where I could. She owned her own deli so was constantly preparing things for the shop and I knew I wanted to develop my skills to become a professional chef.
What’s so ‘millionaire’ about millionaire’s shortbread?
Millionaire shortbread is made with such simple ingredients but the way it is made gives it such a luxury and indulgent taste.
What’s more important - presentation or taste?
For me if you don’t use quality products then it might present well but not taste the best so ideally you want quality products that taste amazing.
What’s the greatest crime against cuisine?
My mother’s cooking!
When’s the last time somebody cooked for you, and what did they make?
My daughter made me crepes recently, they were very good I must say. She has obviously learnt from the best (her mother)!
What’s the most important piece of kitchenware you’ve bought for yourself?
A Kitchen Aid mixer is essential for me. You can make your own butter, bread and of course pastry and cakes.
What would be your death row meal? Random but spaghetti and butter.
What is your go-to take away?
Definitely sushi as it’s something different that I don’t cook myself so feels a real treat. You’re going into co-op with £10, what do you get? Coffee, lots of it, ham and of course a baguette.
Favourite music to listen to whilst cooking? I don’t like to listen to music when cooking as it distracts me and I like to focus.
Market Mains Buffet
Most people have been to the market for lunch. Not many people have gone for a market buffet. This was an ingenious idea thought up by our 10 Minden Street cohabiter and icon LauraMorel,whichtakeslepremiergoûttoawholenewlevel.
The overwhelming selection of enticing dishes in the market is enough to put even the most agile decision maker into stasis. So why choose? Get a group of friends together, and share a selection of signature dishes. One minute you can graze through the culinary landscape of Sri Lanka, the next you can indulge in the comfort of market pasta.
‘The New Sri Lankan’ Little Jaffna
What they recommended.... MASALA DOSAI
Description: Crispy dosai with a masala potato filling, salad and spicy sambal.
Price: £10.50
Team responses: “Excellent”, “would definitely come here again”, “authentic and delicious”, “a comfortable, nice heat”, “10/10”.
‘The Italian Place’ Delicado Delicatessen
What they recommended....
PENNE DELLA CASA
(aka ‘Market Pasta’)
‘The Spanish Place’ Casa Paco
What they recommended.... GRANDMOTHER SPECIAL
Description: Pork, Serrano ham, semicured Manchego, sweet roasted piquillo peppers, aioli. All in a crusty baguette.
Price: £8.25
‘The Wrap Place’ Market Kitchen
Description: If you’ve not had Market pasta, have you even lived in Jersey?
Price: £3.60
Team responses: “A classic”, “comfort food”, definitely Ollie’s favourite: “does anyone else want more of this before I eat it all?”
Team responses: “Oh my God, it’s so good”, “I think it’s the peppers that get me”, “to be enjoyed as part of a balanced diet where you only eat lettuce leaves for the rest of the day”.
What they recommended.... JERK CHICKEN WRAP
Description: Chicken (lots), lettuce, wrap. Jerk seasoning.
Price: £6.80
Team responses: “Packs a punch”, “tastes freshly slaughtered”, “it’s a wrap as wraps should be - girthy, with a strong circumference”.
‘The Noodle Place’ Stars Noodle Bar
What they recommended.... YAKI SOBA NOODLES (VEGETABLE)
Description: Mountains of stir-fried noodles with a fresh selection of veg.
Price: £10
Team responses: “Lots of fresh veggies going on in there”, “tastes healthier than your average takeaway”, “shortest wait time of everywhere in the market”.
Drinks
‘The Healthy Place’ Market Juice Bar
What they recommended....AFTERNOON LIFT
Description: Ginger, Lemon, Turmeric, Carrot, Apple
Price: £4.50
Team responses: “Tastes like health”, “a great palette refresher”
Desserts
‘The Bakery’ Vienna Bakery
What they recommended....JERSEY WONDER, ICED DOUGHNUT, SUGAR AND JAM DOUGHNUT & TOWNIE,
Description: Selection of sweet treats
Price: £5.78 (in total)
Team responses: “Tastes like the world’s most expensive chocolate”, “you can’t beat a sugar and jam doughnut. it’s a classic”.
‘The Cookie Place’ Dough
What they recommended.... MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE & SALTED CARAMEL, BISCOFF, PEANUT BUTTER, CHOCOLATE & SALTED PRETZEL
Description: An assortment of freshly baked cookies
Price: £3.50 each
Team responses: “A softer cookie with a slight crunch”, “super sweet, super salty”, “a delicious, classic cookie”.
Worthy of note is that you can, of course, sit down for an excellent brunch in the market at La Bouche, but we were only there for a buffet!
WITH COURAGE, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.
With this edition marking our 20th anniversary, it seems like we’ve been around forever. In the scheme of things, however, we’re infants. Earlier this year, the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) – the charity that saves lives at sea – celebrated its 200th birthday.
The RNLI has been saving lives at sea since it was founded in 1824 and, in that time, its lifeboat crews and lifeguards have saved over 144,000 lives. Funded by voluntary donations, and with lifeboats crewed by specially-trained volunteers, the RNLI is a truly unique rescue organisation.
The RNLI Jersey has almost 200 years of lifesaving history and it is all thanks to our incredible local supporters. All the lifeboat operations here in Jersey are entirely funded by local donations. While the equipment, lifeboat capabilities and functionality has evolved over the years, the generosity and kindness has been constant from islanders.
Jersey has had a lifeboat since 1830, when a boat was kept near Havre des Pas, to the south-east of St Helier. St Helier had its first RNLI station in 1884 and it moved to its current location on the Albert Quay in 1993. A second station was opened on the north side of Gibraltar Rock at St Catherine in 1969. The station has moved twice since then: first in 1984 to a purpose-built building at the top of the slip at the foot of the breakwater; and more recently, in 1990, by the coastal tower in St Catherine's Bay.
The crew operate our Island’s three RNLI lifeboats with over 50 volunteer crew and one full time mechanic, not including RNLI beach lifeguards. Behind that is a team of management, all local volunteers and of course their Fundraising Guild who run all manner of events each year. They operate closely with Jersey Coastguard, the other blue light services and fellow mariners.
Since they were founded, the St Helier (1884) and St Catherines (1969) lifeboat stations combined have launched 1,837 times. Jersey RNLI lifeboats have saved an incredible 486 lives between them. Local RNLI Lifeguards who started operating on Jersey beaches in 2011 have since then dealt with an incredible 3,384 incidents, aided 4,042 people and saved 18 lives. Local RNLI Gallantry awards include 4 Gold medals, 7 Silver medals and 9 Bronze medals. A combined tally of 20 which is simply extraordinary (stats up to date as of July 2024).
Alex Scott ALB
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Lifeguard DAY JOB Lifeguard
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Coxwain and ILB crew DAY JOB Project Manager
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DAY JOB Associate Director (Treasury)
ALB Crew and ILB Helm
Dressed in: historic Beaufort lifejacket from 1972
DAY JOB General
Parish Deputy and States Member Jess Collins Lifeguard DAY JOB Lifeguard
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&POWER GRACE
Photography Danny Evans Words Emma Pallent
Grace Greenwood is a para athlete based in Jersey. She competes as a T35 sprinter, and during her time as a junior, she ranked 1st in Europe and in the top 3 internationally. Now 19 years old and a Senior, she places 14th in the world, and hopes to break into the top 8 for a chance of making the Paralympics. Outside of sprinting, she has a black belt in Karate, and trains alongside the GB Taekwondo squad.
Grace was born at only 26 weeks, during a getaway to Dublin. She joked “my parents and brother were visiting family in Ireland when I decided I did not want to miss out on the fun”. Due to her prematurity, the doctors only gave her a couple of hours to live, and after surviving the first few weeks Grace was diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy (CP) and nystagmus, a visual impairment. She said “my CP affects all four limbs but mostly down my right side. It causes me mobility, balance and coordination challenges”.
Despite everything, Grace feels fortunate for all the good that life has given her. Her parents have been huge supporters of her, always trying to ensure that her disability has not been an obstacle. Her older brother always encouraged her to take part in sports, and Grace spent many a summer afternoon in Ireland being active with her cousins on her grandparents farm. Reminiscing on this, Grace said “we were always outside… chasing each other round and climbing on hay stacks. I was never allowed to not join in, which probably gave me that confidence to not feel different”.
She took up sprinting when she was 12 after visiting Jersey Spartans. She knew it was going to be a challenge to train with children in her age group, and fortunately Karen Le Motte was happy to train her oneon-one. Grace said “without Karen I cannot think I would have stayed with it. She was incredible giving me her time twice a week, and things quickly progressed”. She broke the CP Sport U14 100m record when she was 13, and was selected by Team England for the 2018 World Games in Barcelona. Her aim was to gain some experience competing and just try her best, and she recalls how small she felt being the youngest athlete there. She left the Games with a bronze medal in both the Senior 100m and 200m.
Since then she’s raced internationally for Great Britain on a number of occasions, and she was a Team SportsAid Futures athlete in both 2023 and 2024. She was also selected by Team England as a non-competing athlete at the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham - where she was unable to take part due to there being no T35 CP race in the schedule. This was an amazing experience for Grace, staying in the Team England accommodation and having access to several events. Whilst she’d love to be a competitor in the Paralympics one day, she says she does not see this as something that defines her achievements. She said “sport has already given me so much and whilst I remain driven for more success I simply take each season as it comes, without getting too tied up with setting specific goals. There are just too many variable factors that can be outside of your control”. She added that what is important for her is spreading her goals across two different sports, as that helps her to “keep dreams alive”.
Aside from sprinting, Grace is an expert in martial arts. Her journey with the sport began when she took up karate as a student at Bel Royal school. During her time at the Waco Ryu club, she fell in love with martial arts, fitting regular sessions around her athletics training. Unfortunately, there is currently no CP classification in karate, meaning that there are no concessions for her disability when competing professionally. Whilst others may see this as a hindrance, Grace sees the bright side to her circumstance: “I liked it”, she said, “as it meant I was not singled out as different”. Last year she achieved her black belt under coach Ryan Lambotte, who said he has never seen anyone quite like Grace take to the sport. He said “she really is unique, and her determination and resilience is role model behaviour… she can do whatever she sets her mind to, and that’s an inspiration to able bodied and non-able bodied people”. After sending her black belt grading video to British Taekwondo - which does have a CP classification - she passed a trial in Manchester and was selected onto the GB Para Elite Poomsae Pathway. Since then, she’s trained every month in Manchester with the GB Taekwondo squad.
Grace’s philosophy is to not give up, and never let her disability get in the way of what she wants to do. She said
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Grace’s philosophy is to not give up, and never let her disability get in the way of what she wants to do. She said “if I can’t do something in a typical way then I will find a different solution for doing it”. She has trained alongside some of her greatest inspirations, such as Commonwealth Games 100m champion Libby Breen and London 2012 Paralympian Sophia Warner. Both women are CP sprinters, and the latter’s condition is very similar to Grace’s. She added that “Cerebral Palsy covers such a wide range of disability, and whilst there are four classifications of CP in athletics, no two people are the same. The band width in even a single classification can be broad”. Grace hopes that in the future there will be more education around the range of impairment caused by CP, in both sport and general life.
RUN!
Running is one of the easiest things to flit in and out of. One minute you’re clocking the weekly miles, the next you’re only seen running late. It’s one of those funny hobbies that you still say you do when you aren’t doing it, a bit like that language you’re ‘learning on Duolingo’ despite not opening the app in six months. The issue is, once you’ve taken enough of a break from running to forget the endorphin high, you probably feel more enthusiastic about changing your bedsheets than lacing up your trainers. Life becomes a lot more couch, and a lot less 5K.
If you’re not part of a team, you just stop doing stuff”, Ceri - the founder of See Her Run - explained. “I’ve helped quite a lot of girls in Couch to 5K groups, and when the runners finish, unless they’ve got somewhere to go and run, within two weeks they’ll stop. If they don’t carry on, it’s just gone”. The issue Ceri saw was that aside from Spartans, there wasn’t a running club accessible to girls under 18. The only options were to train competitively, or to fall out of it.
See Her Run was born to ensure that girls who wanted to run just to run had a place to do it. “From GCSE to A Level, the PE provision drops away, and we needed to make a home where teen girls can go to maintain their physical and mental health”. Ceri and her small group of volunteers proposed the idea to Jersey Sport, who encouraged them to apply for a sporting grant. This money allows them to train young women to become run leaders, and also provides an inclusion fund. “We wanted to make the club as accessible as possible,” said Ceri, “so any girls that can’t get to us for whatever reason, such as issues with transport or kit, can still join in”.
The club is completely free to enter, and is open to anyone identifying as a girl between school years 10-13. All the running leaders are volunteers, so it doesn’t cost anything to keep up. “The main aim was to be able to train young girls from 18-30 to become run leaders,” Ceri explained. “Whilst we’re very capable of doing it, we felt that the natural progression was to create a group run by young girls, for young girls”. Three young women have already signed up to become run leaders through British Athletics, and the group is always looking for enthusiastic volunteers to join the team.
The club launched in September, on the same day as the final run for Kezia. Whilst See Her Run is not affiliated with the organising charity, both groups share an aim in prioritising the mental health of young people. Keeping active is an essential part of this - but when you’ve spent your entire day sitting down working out the velocity of rolling balls and staring at diagrams of mitosis, you’re more inclined to curl up on the sofa and watch TV than go running alone in the cold. Knowing that you’re meeting up with friends, and that you’re already where you need to be at the end of the school day, makes all the difference. “It’s just nicer to run with other people”, Ceri said, “it’s so much more motivating. You’re a lot more likely to get out there”.
See Her Run was born to ensure that girls who wanted to run just to run had a place to do it. “From GCSE to A Level, the PE provision drops away, and we needed to make a home where teen girls can go to maintain their physical and mental health”
Everyone knows that getting - or even fighting for - a breath of fresh air reduces stress levels, which is exactly what you need when you’re dragging yourself through exams and trying to memorise textbooks bigger than your head. If you love running, and you’re great at it, there isn’t really a mental barrier standing in between you and your healthy coping mechanism. For those of us who quickly hit a wall and go into survival mode, it’s a lot harder. Running isn’t for everyone, and if you literally disdain it, don’t feel like you need to join See Her Run. There’s always swimming, cycling or pogo sticking. But if you just need a little bit of motivation to get out there, why not make a few friends and channel your inner wholesome twice a week?
The club meets down at Freedom Tree every Tuesday and Thursday afternoon, with bag drop at 4:15 to start at 4:30. Join up with someone who runs at the same pace, and jog around with them for half an hour. You don’t have to sign up before, so it’s completely noncommittal, meaning on those tired days when you’re on your period and all you want to do is rot and watch Greys Anatomy, you absolutely can do that too. Ceri and her girls will still be waiting for you next time.
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OUT ON HER OWN
Millie Robins isn’t the first 2000’s kid to pine after the 80s. From the romanticised perspective of someone who didn’t get to experience it, it seems the music was better, the outfits were brighter and people were a bit more free. There was no social media, no smart phones, and one imagines bedroom mirrors smiled back at you through Polaroids of big-haired friends grinning in patterned jumpers. Dating apps hadn’t killed romance, synth-pop was thriving, and in the background of every 80s fantasy Belinda Carlisle affirms that heaven really is a place on earth.
Seeing as we spent the decade tucked away inside an ovary, it appears we missed out on the pinnacle of human existence. The fact that most 2000’s kids’ parents were in their late teens and early twenties during this decade is probably the reason why the era has a whimsical, ‘coming-of-age’ feel to it. In reality, older generations were probably stressed out about work, and held a subtle disdain for both neon and MTV.
Regardless, the romanticised 80s world captured on fuzzy brown film has left an impression on a generation who wasn’t around to experience it. Snapshots can be found in Millie’s music, mixing dark and synth pop in her debut single ‘Out On My Own’. She produced the song with her dad - who played synths in a band in his youth - and their shared love for 80s music permeates through the track. “As a child, my dad and I listened to so much 80s music”, Millie said, “and whenever he produces something, it always has a bit of the 80s sprinkled in”.
The decade has certainly played a role in influencing Millie’s musical persona. She explained, “right now, my brand is very feminine, very girly, quite dreamy, and also quite retro. There’s definitely 80s influences there, mixed with a bit of Y2K”. She laughed at this last addition - “I’m always going to be a noughties baby”.
Whilst Millie is inspired by the image of the 80s, her longings are deeper than the allure of the aesthetic. Growing up in a time of tagged pictures, digital footprints and sensationalism posing as authenticity, a life untainted by the pressures of social media has an irresistible pull. “It just seems like a much simpler time”, Millie sighed, and I couldn’t help but dream about what it must have been like to live life without a smartphone as a fifth limb.
Right now, my brand is very feminine, very girly, quite dreamy, and also quite retro. There’s definitely 80s influences there, mixed with a bit of Y2K.
“Social media can be a blessing and a curse”, Millie added. In terms of Millie’s career, the platform gives an independent music artist the following and traction they need to secure funding and get noticed by a record label. “Without it”, Millie recognised, “I wouldn’t be able to connect with my audience and put out my music - in that sense, social media is amazing”. “But it’s also so toxic,” she lamented, “and if you have too much exposure to it, it can make you feel really bad and unhappy”. “When my parents talk about the 80s, it seems like a much simpler time. People were a lot freer and perhaps happier. Of course I wasn’t there to experience it, but that’s how I imagine it in my mind”.
Millie’s debut captures this feeling of freedom and happiness by communicating the empowerment she felt after leaving a bad relationship. ‘Out On My Own’ started off as a demo in 2020, which was put on the shelf during her first two years at BIMM University. She was studying Music Business and Vocals, and temporarily stopped working on her own music to focus on other people’s. Acting as label manager for a grunge band, she helped them with their image and release strategies. She thought the natural progression from this role would be to get a job in a record label, but she made a last minute detour in pursuit of what she was afraid to say she wanted - a career as a pop singer.
“I was seven or eight when I got taken to see Lady Gaga at the O2 Arena in London - that was the first time I realised that I wanted to sing”, Millie recounted. “I wanted to perform like her, she was an artist I loved as a child. I loved a lot of strong, powerful female artists”. When third year rolled around, Millie quit her role as label manager to dedicate herself fully to developing her own sound. “I loved it”, Millie beamed, “I was doing my final project, and finally doing my own music. Working on ‘Out On My Own’ really made me happy”. She showcased her track to friends and family, who pushed her to release it as her debut single. “I was nervous”, Millie told me, “I’d never released anything or put myself out there to be scrutinised in that way before. But I’ve learned that you’ve got to put your art out there, even if you don’t think it’s perfect”. When I asked if she would call herself a perfectionist, she responded, “with my singing, definitely. I’m my own worst critic”.
There’s been nothing but praise since Millie released her debut this summer. The track has been broadcast by both BBC Introducing and PlatformB - a radio station in Brighton that supports emerging independent artists. The positive feedback has encouraged her to keep making music, and she’s always experimenting with different styles. Whilst ‘Out On My Own’ mixes dark and synth pop, her upcoming release is more light-hearted, fun and summery. She’s titled it ‘Wouldn’t Say I’m Obsessed’, and it’s a song about the denial stage that precedes the moment you admit you have feelings for someone. The demo as it stands sounds a bit like Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘Espresso’, and puts harmonies and vocal layering over a disco-like tune.
“That’s what I love about being an independent artist”, Millie explained, “I can be more experimental, and release stand alone songs that aren’t part of a bigger EP”. “Sometimes labels mould singers into different types of artists, so it’s nice to feel I have control over my image and can decide my sound for myself. It means my music is more authentic to me, which is something that I’m really passionate about”.
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