CULTURAL WANK Music- This month, as with all months, the only music worth listening to is hard core grime. 10 Songs often most “sung” in the student showers (in no particular order): •“Angels” – Robbie Williams
Alternative Album Titles
Racist Spice Girls: Spic World
•“Every Breath You Take” - The Police
One cockney lad's meteoric rise to lord of the gothic cows: Dark Sid of the Moo.
•“Bohemian Rhapsody”- Queen
The lament of the creator of a lego sex-machine (now lost): Goodbye Yellow Brick Rod.
•“It’s Raining Men”- The Weather Girls •“Forget You”- Cee Lo Green
The number one cause of maths-related lacerations: Jagged Little Pi.
•“I Fought the Law”- The Clash
James Bond fanfiction: The Woman In M.
•“She Loves You”- The Beatles
Ex-military wildlife enthusiast's group for isolated creatures: Sgt. Peppers Lonely Harts Club Band.
•“I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair" - South Pacific •“I Feel Good”- James Brown
Lothario's attempt to cajole his date into satisfying his very specific fetish: Baby, one more Tim.
End-of-running commentation on a colour-coded •A Compilation of the above because you don’t horserace: Purple Ran. know all the lyrics to any one song,or because “you are just THAT good” Atheist group of scribes make their rebuttal to the King James version: Non Bible. Kesha Lyrics Translated. "Imma talkin' about everybody getting crunk,crunk/ Boys tryin' to touch my junk,junk" - I'm convaying verbally the fact that all here are "crunk" or "crazy drunk" (repeat for emphasis) The men are getting handsy (repeat for emphasis) "Now the dudes are lining up because they hear we got swagger/ but we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger." - We attract many men via our confident deportment, though we only court the ones that are withered and aged. "It's time to kill the lights/and shut the DJ down/ tonight we're taking over/ no one is getting out." - The time has come! Plunge the club into darkness and incapacitate the DJ, we are performing a hostile coup, you will not escape. "We running this town just like a club/And no you don't want to mess with us/Got Jesus on my necklace-ace-ace" - We have remodelled all local public services, you will now find several hundred DJs where the library used to be, you would be wise not to address your complaints directly to us as we have Jesus on our side and jewellery-lery-lery. 14