DGO Magazine October 2023

The Halloweed issue

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4 Ghostly ganja trippin’

You’ve embarked on a mind-bending journey, fueled by the magical herb, and you’re ready for a spooky adventure like no other. Welcome, dear tokers and toke-ettes, to the hazy world of haunted highs – where we’re about to unravel the ghostly mysteries of the most haunted places to visit while stoned.

8 Haunted hash slasher

Strains come with backstories more mysterious than a Scooby-Doo episode. As we light up our lanterns and embark on this journey, we’ll uncover the fascinating, often hilarious, origins of some of your favorite strains.

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when your love for the green herb collides head-on with your passion for dressing up like a total boss, wonder no more. We’re about to unveil a smoky symphony of costumes that will have you rolling in the aisles — and rolling something else later on.

Get your ghostly green on » Visit these hella haunted places in Colorado

Picture this: you’re nestled in a cozy couch cushioned with clouds of smoke, a bag of munchies within arm’s reach, and your favorite stoner playlist gently serenading your senses. You’ve embarked on a mind-bending journey, fueled by the magical herb, and you’re ready for a spooky adventure like no other. Welcome, dear tokers and toke-ettes, to the hazy world of haunted highs – where we’re about to unravel the ghostly mysteries of the most haunted places to visit while stoned.

Now, before you skeptics out there roll your eyes and mutter, “Ghosts? Nah, I’m just here for the dumb-but-informative weed info,” please hold onto your rolling papers. We all know that our little green friend can make the ordinary extraordinary – a late-night snack can become a

gourmet feast, a Netflix binge can turn into an epic cinematic odyssey, and your pet cat can become the most profound philosopher in the universe. So, why not use its enchanting powers to unlock the secrets of some seriously spooky places?

Maybe you can just think of us as your ghostly guides, taking you on a trip to some of the most haunted locales in Colorado, all while you’re soaring higher than a witch’s broomstick on Halloween night. We’ll introduce you to spectral residents who have stuck around long after their time was up, and we’ll even ponder the age-old question: Can ghosts get high? Just kidding. They can’t.

But you can. And when you do, you should totally go check out some of these places so they can scare the beejezus outta ya.

The Stanley Hotel, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: The Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, Colorado, boasts a history dating back to 1909. It’s widely known for its paranormal activity, famously inspiring Stephen King’s novel “The Shining.” The most famous ghost is believed to be F.O. Stanley, the hotel’s original owner. Guests have reported hearing piano music echoing through the hallways, attributed to Mr. Stanley himself, an avid musician in life. Room 217 is said to be the most haunted, with guests reporting unexplained phenomena, such as their luggage being unpacked or the lights flickering mysteriously.

Central City Opera House, Central City, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: The Central City Opera House, built in 1878, is not only a cultural gem but also known for its ghostly inhabitants. One of the most famous apparitions is that of a “Lady in Blue,” believed to be a former actress who tragically died in the theater. Visitors have reported hearing unexplained footsteps, disembodied voices, and even witnessing spectral performances on the stage.

Molly Brown House Museum, Denver, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: The Molly Brown

this October (and don’t forget your weed)

House, home to the “Unsinkable” Molly Brown of Titanic fame, is located in Denver. While Molly Brown herself is not rumored to haunt the place, there have been reports of paranormal activity. Visitors and staff have described strange sounds, objects moving on their own, and shadowy figures in period clothing.

The Buckhorn Exchange, Denver, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: Denver’s oldest restaurant, The Buckhorn Exchange, has a colorful history dating back to 1893. It’s famous for its exotic game menu and, according to some, its resident ghosts. The apparition of the restaurant’s founder, Henry H. “Shorty Scout” Zietz, is said to make occasional appearances. Guests have reported hearing his distinctive laugh and witnessing objects moving mysteriously.

Hotel Colorado, Glenwood Springs, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: The Hotel Colorado, built in 1893, has hosted many notable guests throughout the years, including former President Teddy Roosevelt. Some guests have reported encountering paranormal activity, including strange noises and apparitions. The most famous ghost is believed to be a young girl named Rose, who is said to have died in the hotel and now plays pranks on guests by moving their belongings.

Cheesman Park, Denver, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: Cheesman Park in Denver has a dark history as it was once a cemetery in the late 1800s. When the city decided to convert it into a park, many graves were supposedly left unexhumed, leading to eerie tales of hauntings. Visitors have reported strange sounds, shadowy figures, and an overall feeling of unease.

The Oxford Hotel, Denver, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: The historic Oxford Hotel in downtown Denver is known for its luxurious accommodations and its share of ghostly encounters. The most

famous ghost is that of a woman named Florence, who is said to have committed suicide in the hotel in the early 1900s. Guests have reported seeing her apparition and experiencing flickering lights and inexplicable drafts.

The Brown Palace Hotel, Denver, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: The Brown Palace, a luxurious and historic hotel, has been a Denver landmark since it opened in 1892. It’s said to be haunted by several spirits, including a former owner named Mrs. Louise Crawford Hill. Guests have reported encountering her ghostly apparition in the hallways and elevators. The hotel’s beautiful atrium and Victorian-era charm provide an elegant backdrop for paranormal experiences.

The Gold Coin Mine, Victor, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: Victor, a former gold mining town, has its share of ghostly tales. The Gold Coin Mine is believed to be haunted by the spirits of miners who met tragic ends. Visitors have reported hearing phantom pickaxes and disembodied voices deep within the mine’s tunnels. The combination of mining history and ghostly lore makes this an intriguing stop for ghost hunters.

Hotel Jerome, Aspen, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: Hotel Jerome in Aspen has a storied history dating back to the late 1800s. It’s rumored to be haunted by the spirit of a young boy who tragically died in the hotel. Guests have reported hearing the laughter of a child and experiencing unexplained cold spots. The charming mountain town of Aspen provides a scenic backdrop for your haunted adventure.

The Imperial Hotel and Restaurant, Cripple Creek, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: Cripple Creek, another former mining town, is known for its haunted history. The Imperial Hotel is believed to be haunted by the ghost of a woman named Katie, a former chambermaid. Guests and staff have reported witnessing her apparition and hearing

footsteps in the empty hallways. The town itself is a treasure trove of haunted sites, making it an ideal destination for ghost enthusiasts.

The Molly Brown Summer House, Denver, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: Aside from the Molly Brown House Museum, the famous Titanic survivor’s summer house in the Capitol Hill neighborhood is also believed to be haunted. Visitors have reported seeing apparitions, hearing footsteps, and experiencing unexplained phenomena. It’s said that Molly Brown herself may still be keeping an eye on her beloved summer retreat.

The Oxford Mine, Idaho Springs, Colorado

Ghostly Legends: The Oxford Mine, located near Idaho Springs, has a tragic history of mine accidents. Visitors have reported eerie experiences, including the sensation of being watched, unexplained sounds, and strange lights. Exploring the remnants of this historic mine while on a haunted tour can be a chilling experience.

Elmo Ghost Town, Chaffee County, Colorado

St. Elmo is a well-preserved ghost town that was once a bustling mining community. Visitors have reported ghostly apparitions and strange occurrences in the town’s historic buildings. It’s also known for the legend of Annabelle Stark, a resident who is said to have remained in spirit form after her death.

The Strater Hotel, Durango, Colorado

The Strater Hotel in Durango is famous for its Victorian-era charm and its share of ghostly guests. Room 305 is particularly notorious for paranormal activity, with guests reporting unexplained noises and the feeling of being watched.

Silverton, Colorado (and The Grand Imperial Hotel in particular)

This former mining town is known for its wild west history and ghostly legends. The Grand Imperial Hotel, a historic hotel in Silverton, is rumored to be haunted by

the ghost of a young boy who fell to his death from a third-story window.

The Teller House, Central City, Colorado

The Teller House is a historic hotel and casino in Central City. It’s said to be haunted by a ghost known as “George,” who is believed to have been a miner in the area. Guests have reported hearing footsteps and encountering unexplained cold spots.

Ouray County Courthouse, Ouray, Colorado

The Ouray County Courthouse is an imposing structure with a dark history. It’s rumored to be haunted by the spirit of a former inmate who died in the building. Some visitors have reported hearing phantom footsteps and experiencing feelings of unease.

The D&RGW Railroad Depot, Antonito, Colorado

This historic railroad depot is known for its paranormal activity. Visitors have reported hearing disembodied voices and the sound of phantom trains arriving and departing.

The Beaumont Hotel, Ouray, Colorado

The Beaumont Hotel is another historic hotel in the area with a reputation for ghostly encounters. Guests have reported seeing apparitions and hearing mysterious footsteps in the hallways.

The Pioneer Museum, Silverton, Colorado

This small museum in Silverton is housed in a former jail and is believed to be haunted by the spirits of former inmates. It’s a unique place to explore Colorado’s mining history while embracing its eerie past.

— DGO Staff

Get ready for an adult version of reading rainbow

It’s October, which means we think it’s time to acknowledge the peculiar magic that happens when the world of weed collides with the world of horror literature. That’s right, nerds. We’re talking books and weed. You’re welcome.

Picture this: you’re sitting by the fire, your pumpkin-scented candle flickering ominously, and the leaves outside your window whispering secrets only they understand. You take a deep inhale of that sweet, pungent herb, and suddenly, the shadows in the room seem to dance with malevolent glee. Each page you turn takes you deeper into a world where the mundane blurs with the supernatural, and you can’t help but wonder if that creaking floorboard is just your imagination—or something far more sinister.

In this intoxicating blend of cannabis and horror literature, we’ll explore chilling tales that will make your heart race and

your mind wander into the deepest, dankest corners of the unknown. From sinister strains to spooky strains of thought, we’ve curated a collection that will have you questioning reality, your own sanity, and perhaps even your choice of late-night reading material.

So, my fellow thrill-seekers, grab your favorite bong, roll a joint, or prepare your edibles; whatever your preferred method of elevation, because we’re about to embark on a literary adventure that’ll leave you both delighted and spooked. As the nights grow longer and the pumpkins grow plumper, it’s time to immerse yourself in the world of “Cannabis and Horror Literature: A Fall Reading List.” Just be sure to keep the lights on, and perhaps an extra stash on hand—for safety, of course. After all, you never know when a story might become a little too real...

“Dracula” by Bram Stoker

Paired with: OG Kush

Transport yourself to the eerie Carpathian Mountains with OG Kush, a potent indica strain. As you read about the infamous Count Dracula, let this strain’s calming effects ease you into the dark and mysterious world of vampires. Just be sure to keep some garlic nearby, just in case.

“The Shining” by Stephen King

Paired with: Jack Herer

Jack Herer, a sativa-dominant strain, is ideal for diving into the haunted corridors of the Overlook Hotel. As you follow Jack Torrance’s descent into madness, the cerebral effects of Jack Herer will have

you questioning your own reality. Remember, all work and no play makes for a dull autumn!

“Bird Box” by Josh Malerman

Paired with: Blue Dream Blue Dream, a hybrid strain, will help you empathize with Malorie as she navigates a world where simply looking at something can drive you insane. Let the high soothe your nerves as you share in her tense journey, and maybe even put on a blindfold for added effect.

“Mexican Gothic” by Silvia Moreno-Garcia

Paired with: Marigold Mystique Marigold Mystique, an exotic indica

strain, complements the Mexican setting of this gothic horror masterpiece. Allow the rich flavors to transport you to the eerie mansion of the Doyle family and its dark secrets. Just be prepared to confront the chilling supernatural forces that await.

“Lovecraft Country” by Matt Ruff

Paired with: Alaskan Thunder Fuck (ATF)

Alaskan Thunder Fuck, a strain known for its trippy and cerebral effects, is the perfect companion to the cosmic horror of Lovecraft Country. As you journey through a Lovecraftian landscape of monsters and madness, let the strain’s dreamy qualities enhance your perception of the otherworldly.

“The Haunting of Hill House” by Shirley Jackson

Paired with: Ghost Train Haze or Northern Lights

For a novel that’s both terrifying and subtly humorous, you’ll want Ghost Train Haze, a hybrid strain that balances relaxation with euphoria. As you explore the eerie occurrences at Hill House, let the strain’s ghostly vibes come, but beware of the hidden horrors lurking within its walls.

Or, if Ghost Train Haze isn’t your thing, embrace the classic haunted house story with Northern Lights, an indica strain. Its relaxing and sedative properties will help you sink into the chilling atmosphere of Hill House, making for a truly immersive experience.

“House of Leaves” by Mark Z. Danielewski

Paired with: Blue Mystic

Dive into the labyrinthine narrative of “House of Leaves” with the help of Blue Mystic, an indica-dominant strain. This strain’s calming and introspective effects will assist you in navigating the mindbending layers of this unconventional horror novel.

“The Turn of the Screw” by Henry James

Paired with: Sour Diesel

Sour Diesel, a popular sativa strain known for its energizing effects, is perfect for staying alert while reading about the eerie happenings at Bly Manor in “The Turn of the Screw.” Let its cerebral buzz enhance the suspense.

“American Psycho” by Bret Easton Ellis

Paired with: Green Crack

Green Crack, a sativa strain known for its energizing and euphoric effects, pairs well with the dark satire of “American Psycho.” Stay sharp and engaged as you explore the disturbing world of Patrick Bateman.

“The Exorcist” by William Peter Blatty

Paired with: White Widow

White Widow, a hybrid strain, offers a balanced high that complements the intense and suspenseful nature of “The Exorcist.” Dive into the battle between good and evil while feeling relaxed and focused.

“Coraline” by Neil Gaiman

Paired with: Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express, a hybrid strain with an uplifting and creative buzz, adds an extra layer of whimsy to Neil Gaiman’s eerie tale. Immerse yourself in Coraline’s world, where buttons replace eyes, with a cheerful and imaginative high.

“Hell House” by Richard Matheson

Paired with: Hell’s OG

Step into the terrifying realm of “Hell House” with the appropriately named Hell’s OG, an indica strain known for its relaxing and sedative effects. Let the strain soothe your nerves as you explore the malevolent forces within Belasco House.

“The Silence of the Lambs” by Thomas Harris

Paired with: Cannatonic Cannatonic, a hybrid strain with balanced CBD and THC levels, is ideal for immersing yourself in the psychological horrors of “The Silence of the Lambs.” Maintain clarity and focus while delving into the mind of Hannibal Lecter.

— DGO Staff

Hella haunted weed histories

In the world of cannabis, strains come with backstories more mysterious than a Scooby-Doo episode. There’s the enigmatic tale of “Phantom OG,” a strain we say is rumored to be cultivated by a longlost order of stoner monks who roamed the Himalayas in search of the ultimate high. Legend has it that they discovered this strain in the haunted caves of the Tibetan Plateau, where the spirits of ancient tokers still roam, passing the pipe from beyond the grave.

But that’s just the beginning, dear readers. There’s also the chilling history of “Ghosts of Green Crack,” a strain our stoner friends have said was cultivated on an abandoned plantation in the heart of the deep South. Locals swear they’ve heard spectral laughter and seen ghostly figures puffing away on joints that seem to burn for eternity.

And what about “Zombie Kush”? It’s a strain so potent that some believe it was cultivated in the very graveyard where it’s said to reanimate the dead, turning them into lumbering, munchie-seeking zombies. Who knew the undead had such excellent taste in cannabis?

As we light up our lanterns and embark on this journey into the eerie and mysterious, we’ll uncover the fascinating, often hilarious, origins of some of your favorite strains. So, grab your favorite bud, roll it up, and prepare to be spooked, stoned, and thoroughly entertained by the haunted histories of cannabis. Just remember, the only thing scarier than a ghost is running out of your favorite strain – so keep those jars stocked and your lighters handy. It’s going to be a wild ride.

The Tale of Durban Poison: The witch doctor’s brew

Our journey into the haunted histories of cannabis strains begins with Durban Poison. This sativa legend hails from the bustling city of Durban in South Africa. As the story goes, this strain was initially used by local witch doctors for spiritual rituals and divination. It was believed that Durban Poison’s intense cerebral effects allowed the witch doctors to commune with the spirits and gain insights into the future. So, the next time you find yourself in a haze of Durban Poison, remember that you’re partaking in a tradition that dates back centuries and was

OG Kush: The phantom strain

OG Kush, one of the most iconic strains in the cannabis world, boasts a haunted history worthy of its name.

Legend has it that this strain first surfaced in the early ‘90s when a group of California growers stumbled upon a bag of mysterious seeds at a Grateful Dead concert. These seeds allegedly came from a batch of weed cultivated by a grower who met an untimely demise, leaving his crop abandoned. Some believe that the spirit of the original grower lingers within every OG Kush plant, which explains the strain’s uncanny ability to relax even the most restless souls.

Girl Scout Cookies: Sweet tooth, sinister origins

Girl Scout Cookies may taste sweet, but its origins are anything but saccharine. This hybrid strain is said to have sprung from the secretive cannabis breeding circles of California’s Bay Area. According to urban legends, GSC’s parent strains were so coveted that they became the subject of intense rivalry among growers. The story goes that disputes over the strains led to clandestine meetings in dark alleyways and even late-night cookie heists at local bake sales. If you ever find yourself sinking into the euphoric embrace of Girl Scout Cookies, remember that behind the sweetness lies a tale of intrigue and underground cannabis culture.

Chernobyl: A toke of nuclear proportions

Chernobyl, a sativa-dominant hybrid, derives its spine-chilling name from the infamous Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986. The strain’s creator, TGA Subcool Seeds, wanted to pay homage to the catastrophe by naming a strain that would lift spirits, much like the cannabis plant itself. While smoking Chernobyl won’t give you radiation powers (thankfully), its citrusy flavor and uplifting effects are said to whisk you away from the gloom and doom of nuclear meltdowns, if only for a little while.

Ghost Train Haze: The haunting express

Ghost Train Haze, a sativa-dominant strain known for its potent effects, gets its name from a legendary haunted railway that runs through the mountains of Colorado. Locals speak of a mysterious train that appears out of thin air on the tracks, its whistle echoing eerily through the night. According to the stories, those who dare to board the Ghost Train are taken on a mind-bending journey through time and space. While smoking Ghost Train Haze might not transport you to another dimension, its strong cerebral effects are sure to take your mind on a thrilling, ghostly ride.

Death Star: A galactic

menace

If you thought cannabis was limited to Earth, think again! Death Star, an indicadominant strain, is rumored to have extraterrestrial origins. According to cannabis lore, a group of intergalactic botanists crash-landed on Earth, leaving behind a stash of mysterious seeds that eventually grew into the Death Star strain. While the truth of this story may be as elusive as a UFO sighting, there’s no denying that Death Star’s relaxing and sedative effects are out of this world.

Purple Urkle: The grapevine of whispers

Purple Urkle, a beloved indica strain, has a history shrouded in secrecy and whispers. Legend has it that this strain was cultivated by a recluse known only as “Urkle” in the rugged mountains of Northern California. Urkle was said to be a master grower who communicated with the plants through whispered incantations and rituals. It’s believed that his dedication and connection with the cannabis plant imbued Purple Urkle with its distinctive grape-like aroma and deeply relaxing effects. Some even claim that Urkle’s spirit continues to watch over the strain, ensuring its legacy lives on.

Alien OG: Close encounters of the Ccnnabis kind

Alien OG, a hybrid strain, earned its extraterrestrial moniker due to its otherworldly appearance and effects. The strain’s bright green buds, covered in glistening trichomes, seem like something straight out of a sci-fi movie. Rumor has it that Alien OG’s genetics were discovered in a crop circle, suggesting that it might be a gift from beings beyond our world. While the true origin story remains a mystery, one thing’s for sure: smoking Alien OG is like taking a trip to the stars without leaving your couch.

— DGO Staff

once a bridge between the living and the supernatural.

The art of weedy tarot

In a world where magic meets munchies, where ganja and guidance unite, and where the whispers of the cosmos are complemented by the soft exhales of cannabis smoke, we’re going on a mystical journey like no other. It’s time to dive into a realm where the ancient art of tarot meets the modern embrace of Mary Jane, where the cosmic forces and the uncontrollable laughter collide.

As we usher in the season of leaves that change color faster than your mood after a long day, there’s no better way to get in touch with your inner mystic than with a tarot reading. But why settle for the runof-the-mill mystical experience when you can elevate it to a whole new level?

All you need to do that is a deck of tarot cards, and the fragrant embrace of a freshly rolled joint. It’s a match made in the cosmos, a cosmic connection of herb and wisdom. As the sweet scent of your chosen strain fills the air, the cards come alive with secrets and revelations, giggles and insights, as if the very universe is sharing its juiciest gossip with you.

But wait! Does smoking a little something-something affect the outcome of your tarot reading? Well, let’s just say it adds an extra layer of enchantment to the whole experience. Suddenly, the High Priestess has never been more appropriately named, and The Fool is the guy who couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag (sound familiar?).

So, let’s get to it. It’s time to explore the symbiotic relationship between cannabis and tarot. We’ll uncover the cosmic wisdom lurking in those resin-soaked nooks and crannies and how it can amplify your tarot reading sessions. We’ll discuss strains that align with each card, offering you the chance to embark on a truly transcendent journey through the cards, all while your taste buds embark on their own adventure.

Step 1: Setting the scene

Choose your sacred space: Find a cozy, comfortable spot that allows for uninterrupted introspection. Ensure the ambiance is right with some soothing tunes, dimmed lights, and a few crystals, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Select your tarot deck: Pick a deck that resonates with you. Whether it’s the classic Rider-Waite or a more modern, artistic variation, the cards should speak to your soul.

Step 2: Choose your cannabis companion

Selecting the right strain can enhance your tarot experience, just like a fine wine complements a meal. Here are some strains to consider:

- Blue Dream: This hybrid strain is

perfect for a balanced and euphoric high, making it a great choice for those who want clarity during their reading.

- Sour Diesel: Need a boost of energy and creativity? Sour Diesel can help you stay focused and attentive to the cards.

- Purple Kush: For a deep, meditative journey into your inner self, go for Purple Kush. It’s known for its relaxing and sedative effects.

- Pineapple Express: If you’re aiming for an uplifting, giggly experience that stimulates your imagination, Pineapple Express is your go-to strain.

Step 3: Preparing

tarot ritual

Roll up:

your

Roll a joint, pack a bowl, or choose your preferred method of consumption. And, as you do, take a moment to set your intentions for the reading.

Cleansing the energy:

Before diving into your tarot session, take a few moments to cleanse the energy around you. Light some sage or incense, and visualize any negative energy dissipating into the ether.

Step 4: The cosmic connection

Now that you’re relaxed and ready, shuffle your tarot deck while taking slow, deliberate hits of your chosen strain. As the cannabis begins to work its magic, allow your mind to open up to the universe’s messages.

Step 5: The reading

Lay out the cards in your chosen spread, such as the classic Celtic Cross or a simple three-card spread. As you interpret the cards, pay attention to your intuition and how the cannabis is enhancing your perception.

Step 6: Embrace the laughter

Don’t be surprised if you find yourself giggling uncontrollably during your reading. Cannabis has a way of loosening inhibitions and allowing your inner child to come out to play. Embrace the laughter—it’s all part of the experience.

Step 7: Reflection and integration

After your tarot session, take some time to reflect on the insights gained. Write them down in a journal, if you wish, and consider how they apply to your life.

— DGO Staff

Get ready for two very major cosmic forces to collide

Halloweed horror films

» Have a weed-filled Netflix and chill night with a little cannabis and a lot of these scary flicks

Welcome to the world where cannabis and horror films collide – it’s a match made in Halloweed heaven!

Classic Slashers: Michael Myers Meets Purple Haze

Zombie Apocalypse: “Night of the Living Dead” and Sour Diesel

Zombie flicks like “Dawn of the Dead” demand a strain that can keep you alert and ready for the inevitable undead onslaught. Sour Diesel’s energizing effects will keep you on the edge of your seat, making you feel like you’re right in the midst of the zombie apocalypse. Get ready for some intense survival thrills!

creature features, such as “The Creature from the Black Lagoon” or “Jaws,” Green Crack is the ideal companion. This sativa-dominant strain can help boost your energy and keep you alert as you witness monstrous aquatic terrors lurking beneath the surface.

Body Horror:“The Fly” with White Widow

Picture this: a dark and stormy night, rain tapping on your window like an impatient jazz drummer, and you, nestled on your couch, eyes wide with a potent mixture of excitement and terror. Your heart races, your popcorn bowl trembles, and your trusty cannabis stash sits by your side like a loyal sidekick in this cinematic adventure.

In the realm where the eerie meets the extraordinary, where the suspense is so thick you could cut it with a machete (preferably a blood-soaked one), we’re embarking on a quest to uncover the enigmatic connection between your favorite strain and the hair-raising world of horror cinema. It’s a pairing that’s more electric than a lightning bolt in a haunted mansion’s attic, more captivating than a vampire’s hypnotic gaze, and more mindbending than...well, anything your herbenhanced imagination can conjure/

Our mission? To guide you through the darkness, providing you with a roadmap for your own chilling adventures in moviewatching while delightfully elevated. Grab your favorite strain, dim the lights, and get ready to explore how the sweet leaf and sinister screams make for a match made in...uh, a smoky graveyard?

So, prepare for jump scares that feel like you’ve been jolted with a thousand volts of electricity, plot twists that’ll have you questioning your own sanity (and the validity of your stash), and monsters so terrifying they’d give even the most seasoned cannabis connoisseur the munchies for courage.

When it comes to classic slasher films like “Halloween” and “Friday the 13th,” you need a strain that can keep you alert and engaged while intensifying the suspense. Enter Purple Haze, a sativa-dominant strain known for its uplifting and creative effects. It will sharpen your senses, making every jump scare and suspenseful moment even more heart-pounding.

Supernatural Thrillers: Paranormal Activity with Ghost Train Haze

Prepare to delve into the eerie world of supernatural thrillers like “The Conjuring” or “Poltergeist” with Ghost Train Haze. This potent sativa strain can enhance your focus and sensory perception, immersing you in the paranormal. As you watch spectral encounters and haunted houses, you’ll feel like you’re right there with the characters, experiencing every spine-tingling moment.

Psychological Horror: Inception with Blue Dream

Movies like “The Shining” and “Silence of the Lambs” delve deep into the psychological horror realm. To fully appreciate the mind-bending twists and turns, reach for Blue Dream. This balanced hybrid induces a dreamy, euphoric state that can heighten your appreciation for intricate plots and character development, allowing you to dissect the psychological intricacies on screen.

Sci-Fi Horror:“Alien” and OG Kush

When it’s time for extraterrestrial terrors like “Alien” and “The Thing,” OG Kush is the way to go. This indica-dominant strain promotes relaxation without the couch-lock effect, allowing you to fully immerse yourself in the otherworldly horrors while maintaining a comfortable level of anxiety-free chill.

Found Footage:“The Blair Witch Project” with Trainwreck

Found footage films like “The Blair Witch Project” rely on shaky camcorder shots and a sense of realism to induce fear. Trainwreck, a potent hybrid, can provide a euphoric and creative buzz that allows you to appreciate the documentary-style storytelling while keeping you engaged with the unfolding horrors.

Psychological Thrillers: “Se7en” with Girl Scout Cookies

For mind-bending psychological thrillers like “Se7en” or “Fight Club,” you’ll want a strain that enhances your analytical thinking without overwhelming you. Girl Scout Cookies, with its balanced hybrid effects, can help you dissect complex plots and character motivations while keeping you relaxed and focused.

Creature Features:“The Creature from the Black Lagoon” and Green Crack

When you’re diving into the depths of

Body horror films like “The Fly” or “Cronenberg’s Videodrome” often explore gruesome physical transformations. White Widow, a hybrid strain, can provide a calming yet focused experience, allowing you to appreciate the unsettling transformations and grotesque visuals without feeling overwhelmed.

Cult Classics:“The Wicker Man” with Strawberry Cough

Cult classic horror films like “The Wicker Man” or “Rosemary’s Baby” often blend elements of psychological and supernatural horror. Strawberry Cough, known for its sweet, uplifting effects, can put you in the right frame of mind to delve into the eerie world of cults and rituals.

Lovecraftian Horror: “The Call of Cthulhu” and Pineapple Express

When you’re facing cosmic horrors and ancient evils, like in Lovecraftian tales, Pineapple Express can help you maintain a sense of wonder and curiosity amidst the dread. This hybrid strain’s euphoric effects can enhance your appreciation for the unknowable and unimaginable.

Anthology Horror: “Creepshow” with Jack Herer

Anthology horror films like “Creepshow” often feature multiple tales of terror. And, Jack Herer, a sativa strain known for its cerebral effects, can keep you engaged and captivated as you navigate the diverse stories within these cinematic collections.

— DGO Staff

A howling Halloweed

It’s that time of year again when we dust off our costume boxes and prepare for Halloween hijinks. But for cannabis enthusiasts, this season isn’t just about carving pumpkins and munching on candy corn; it’s a time to let our creative spirits soar higher than ever—literally, with the help of our furry, four-legged friends. It’s time for cannabis to meet costumed pets, so the Halloweed vibes can blend seamlessly with the hilarious charm of our awesome animal companions.

In other words, you should let your pets join in the cannabis-themed fun and celebrate the season with a touch of green inspiration. Happy dressing and happy howling, cannabis enthusiasts!

The Ganja-Gathering Garden Gnome

The classic garden gnome gets a whimsical cannabis twist in this costume. Picture your pup sporting a pointy hat adorned with a cannabis leaf and a tiny rake. This enchanting outfit is perfect for a stroll through the fall foliage while sparking conversations and chuckles from onlookers.

The Cannabis Leaf Superhero

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s your furry friend, the Cannabis Leaf Superhero! Decked out in a cape with a cannabis leaf emblem, this costume adds a dash of heroic flair to your pet’s character. Your pet will be the savior of good vibes at any Halloween party.

The Chill-Out Chill Pill:

Sometimes, we all need to unwind and relax, and that goes for our pets too. The Chill-Out Chill Pill costume features a playful capsule-shaped outfit with the words “Take a Chill Pill” printed on it. Your pet will remind everyone to embrace relaxation and good times.

The Hippy Hound

Hippies and cannabis have a long history together, and your pet can be part of the counterculture movement with this groovy costume. Think tie-dye patterns, fringe vests, and a flower crown. Peace, love, and paws!

The Joint Jester

For a dose of whimsy, consider the Joint Jester costume. Your pet can become the clown of the cannabis carnival, complete with a jester’s hat and a giant plush joint. It’s a guaranteed recipe for laughter and photo-worthy moments.

The Cannabis Chef

If you’re looking to make your pet a part of the kitchen crew this fall, dress them as the Cannabis Chef. With a miniature chef’s hat, an apron, and a pot of

pet will be the star of any culinary gathering.

The Purr-fectly Mellow Catnip Kitty

Let’s not forget our feline friends!

Cats can also join the cannabis-themed costume fun. Dress them as the Purrfectly Mellow Catnip Kitty, complete with a plush cannabis leaf toy. This costume will make your cat the coolest kitty on the block.

The Weed Wizard

Take your pet on a magical adventure with the Weed Wizard costume. Imagine your furry friend wearing a wizard’s robe and hat adorned with mystical cannabis symbols. It’s the perfect outfit for a night of enchantment under the moonlight.

The High-Roller

Turn your pet into the High-Roller of the cannabis casino with a snazzy tuxedo and a plush joint as an accessory. This costume exudes sophistication and a touch of cannabis-inspired extravagance.

The Ganja Ghost

For a spooky twist on the cannabis theme, consider the Ganja Ghost costume. A ghostly white sheet with a cannabis leaf cutout will add a dash of cannabis charm to your Halloween festivities.

— DGO Staff

“cannabutter,” your

» Don’t leave your four-legged friends out of the costumed festivities this October

Welcome to the world of munchies and Mary Jane, where we dive deep into the gourmet galaxy of cannabis strain and junk food pairings that make your taste buds sing with delight, your cravings groan with anticipation, and your inner chef go “munch, munch, munch.”

From sweet to savory, spicy to cheesy, and everything in between, we’ve scoured the cosmos (well, okay, maybe just the snack aisle at the local convenience store) to uncover the pairings that have achieved legendary status among the cannabis connoisseurs and midnight snack enthusiasts alike.

So, whether you’re a seasoned smoker or a curious newbie, we’ve got a pairing that’ll tickle your taste buds and have you reaching for the remote to rewind that sloth documentary because, trust us, you’ll want to savor every moment of this snack adventure.

Gummy worms & Gelato

Strain profile:

Type: Hybrid

THC Content: Moderate (15-20%)

Flavor Profile: Sweet, earthy, and a hint of berry

Gummy worms, with their delightful chewiness and fruity flavors, call for a cannabis strain that’s equally enjoyable. Gelato, a hybrid strain, offers a delicious blend of sweet and earthy notes, making it an excellent match. Its calming yet uplifting effects can enhance your appreciation of the gummy worm’s vibrant colors and flavors, creating a euphoric and relaxing experience.

Caramel Apples & Green

Crack

Strain Profile:

Type: Sativa-dominant hybrid

THC Content: High (17-25%)

Flavor Profile: Citrus, earthy, and slightly sweet

Caramel apples are a classic fall treat with a rich, sugary exterior that conceals

a crisp, tart apple beneath. To balance the sweetness and add some zing to your caramel apple experience, pair it with Green Crack, a sativa-dominant strain. This energizing strain will awaken your taste buds, making every bite of caramel apple a burst of flavor and every dip into caramel a playful adventure.

Pumpkin Spice Donuts & Jack Herer

Strain Profile: Type: Sativa-dominant hybrid

THC Content: Moderate to High (1524%)

Flavor Profile: Earthy, pine, and hints of spice

Pumpkin spice is synonymous with fall, and what better way to enjoy it than with a pumpkin spice donut? The earthy, spicy notes of this treat harmonize perfectly with Jack Herer, a legendary sativa strain. Jack Herer offers a cerebral and creative boost, enhancing your appreciation for the autumn flavors while keeping you alert and inspired.

Candy Corn & Candyland

Strain Profile: Type: Hybrid

THC Content: Moderate (17-22%)

Flavor Profile: Sweet, earthy, and a hint of spice

Candy corn, with its tri-colored layers of sugary goodness, demands a strain that’s equally colorful and joyful. Candyland, an upbeat hybrid, fits the bill per-

fectly. It offers a euphoric and sociable high, making it a great choice for sharing laughs and enjoying the sugary delight of candy corn with friends.

Chocolate-covered Pretzels & Chocolate Hashberry

Strain Profile:

Type: Indica-dominant hybrid

THC Content: Moderate to High (1520%)

Flavor Profile: Sweet, fruity, and chocolatey

For those who prefer a touch of saltiness with their sweets, chocolatecovered pretzels are a go-to treat. Pair them with Chocolate Hashberry, an indica-dominant strain that brings out the richness of the chocolate while offering a relaxing body high. It’s the perfect choice for winding down after a night of Halloween fun.

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There’s a certain magic in the air that can only mean one thing: fall is upon us, and it’s time to cozy up with some cannabis-infused comfort food! Forget about pumpkin spice lattes; we’re about to take your autumnal cravings to a whole new level. Grab your favorite sweater, light up your creativity, and get ready to embark on a culinary journey that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe it’s not butter... it’s better – because it’s cannabis-infused!”

We’re going to explore a medley of recipes that combine the flavors of fall with the therapeutic powers of cannabis, resulting in a gastronomic adventure that’s both delicious and delightfully elevated. So, if you’ve ever wondered what happens when cannabis meets comfort food, prepare to find out – and prepare your taste buds for a season they won’t soon forget,

Cannabis-Infused Apple Cider

Ingredients:

1 gallon of apple cider

1 cinnamon stick

1 star anise

5-10 grams of cannabis flower (decarboxylated)

Cheesecloth and twine for making a cannabis sachet

Instructions:

Create a cannabis sachet: Place the decarboxylated cannabis flower in a piece of cheesecloth, tie it securely with twine, and set it aside.

Pour the apple cider into a large pot and add the cannabis sachet, cinnamon stick, and star anise.

Simmer the mixture over low heat for 1-2 hours, stirring occasionally.

Remove the cannabis sachet and discard it.

Serve your cannabis-infused apple cider warm, garnished with a cinnamon stick.

Pumpkin-Spice Brownies

Ingredients:

1 cup of all-purpose flour

1 cup of granulated sugar

1/2 cup of cocoa powder

1/2 cup of unsalted butter

2 large eggs

1 cup of pumpkin puree

1 teaspoon of pumpkin spice

1/2 teaspoon of baking powder

1/2 teaspoon of salt

5-10 grams of cannabis-infused butter (adjust to desired potency)

Instructions:

Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and grease a baking pan.

In a saucepan, melt the cannabis-infused butter over low heat.

In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, pumpkin spice, baking powder, and salt.

In another bowl, combine the sugar, eggs, pumpkin puree, and melted cannabis-infused butter.

Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet mixture, stirring until well combined.

Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and smooth it out.

Bake for 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out with a few moist crumbs.

Allow the brownies to cool before cutting them into squares.

Savory Herb-Infused Soup

Ingredients:

2 tablespoons of olive oil

1 onion, diced

2 cloves of garlic, minced

4 cups of vegetable broth

1 cup of butternut squash, diced

1 cup of carrots, diced

1 cup of celery, diced

1 teaspoon of dried thyme

1 teaspoon of dried rosemary

Salt and pepper to taste

5-10 grams of cannabis-infused olive oil (adjust to desired potency)

Instructions:

In a large pot, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add the diced onion and garlic, sautéing until translucent.

Add the vegetable broth, butternut squash, carrots, celery, thyme, and rosemary to the pot.

Simmer the soup for 20-25 minutes or until the vegetables are tender.

Remove the pot from heat and let it cool slightly.

Use an immersion blender to puree the soup until smooth.

Stir in the cannabis-infused olive oil, salt, and pepper.

Reheat the soup if needed and serve it piping hot.

Cannabis-Infused Sweet Potato Casserole

Ingredients:

4 cups of sweet potatoes, peeled and diced

1/2 cup of brown sugar

1/4 cup of melted cannabis-infused butter (adjust to desired potency)

1/4 cup of milk

2 eggs, beaten

1 teaspoon of vanilla extract

1/2 teaspoon of ground cinnamon

1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg

A pinch of salt

1 cup of mini marshmallows (optional)

Instructions:

Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and grease a baking dish.

Boil or steam the sweet potatoes until they are tender. Drain and mash them in a large bowl.

Add the brown sugar, cannabis-infused butter, milk, beaten eggs, vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt to the mashed sweet potatoes. Mix until well combined.

Transfer the mixture to the greased baking dish.

If desired, sprinkle a layer of mini marshmallows on top of the casserole.

Bake for 25-30 minutes or until the casserole is heated through and the marshmallows are golden brown.

Cannabis-Infused Pumpkin Soup

Ingredients:

2 cups of pumpkin puree

1 cup of vegetable broth

1 cup of coconut milk

1 onion, chopped

2 cloves of garlic, minced

1 tablespoon of cannabis-infused olive oil (adjust to desired potency)

1 teaspoon of curry powder

1/2 teaspoon of ground cumin

1/4 teaspoon of ground nutmeg

Salt and pepper to taste

Fresh cilantro or pumpkin seeds for garnish (optional)

Instructions:

In a large pot, heat the cannabis-infused olive oil over medium heat. Add the chopped onion and garlic, sautéing until softened.

Stir in the curry powder, ground cumin, and ground nutmeg, cooking for an additional 1-2 minutes.

Add the pumpkin puree, vegetable broth, and coconut milk to the pot. Stir to combine.

Simmer the soup for 10-15 minutes, allowing the flavors to meld.

Use an immersion blender to puree the soup until it’s smooth and creamy.

Season with salt and pepper to taste.

Reheat the soup if needed and serve it hot, garnished with fresh cilantro or pumpkin seeds if desired.

— DGO Staff

In a world brimming with cannabis strains, one hybrid stands out like a mischievous Cheshire cat in a garden of greenery – Sueno, the delightful offspring of Blue Dream and Sour Diesel. If you’re searching for a strain that promises intrigue, allure, and an experience that’s as beguiling as a Lewis Carroll novel, then fasten your seatbelts, because we’re about to delve into the rabbit hole of Sueno’s wonderland.

But before we get into that, let’s discuss a little about the science behind Sueno, shall we? So this strain is a cross between Blue Dream x Sour Diesel — two absolutely epic strains — and the current batch clocks in with a THC content of 18.21%. Not the highest we’ve seen, but certainly not the lowest. And as we all know, it’s not really the size of the THC, but the motion of the effects ocean, right? Right.

Now, I know what you’re thinking –“Blue Dream and Sour Diesel? Isn’t that like mixing a lullaby with a rock concert?”

Well, my friends, prepare to be pleasantly surprised because Sueno manages to strike a curious balance between tranquil relaxation and electrifying excitement. But we’ll get to that.

Before I do, I want to note something curious. When I opened my little container of Sueno, the first thing I noticed was that the aroma is a unique mix of strawberries, spring flowers and maybe, like, milk or something? It was definitely not what I expected to smell, considering the strain’s origins. I would have expected a gas-heavy stench (in the nicest way possible) considering the diesel origins, which tend to dominate. But that ain’t the case with this one.

And, the effects are equally as surprising. What I realized very quickly after smoking a couple of bowls is that Sueno is a cunning character. After one bowl, I didn’t feel particularly high, so I decided to load another one. But it turns out I should have just waited.

The effects of this strain apparently

start with a gentle, tranquil embrace. The relaxation crept in slowly, like a sneaky cat burglar tip-toeing through my mind, its light footsteps soothing away stress and tension. But just when I thought I had this strain figured out, it was like a switch flipped, and bam! I was hit with a wave of cerebral fireworks.

It was legit like, “The eff just happened here?” Relaxed to deep thoughts with Jack Handy. Stoic to a stoned version of the statue of David (but with pants). You catch my drift.

I went from brain dead to falling into a rabbit hole of thought, pondering the mysteries of the universe, like, “Why do they call it ‘fast food’ when it takes so long to prepare?” Oddly enough, though, while I was deep in a pool of introspection, there were also points where I felt as tranquil as a sloth in a hammock. This lasted for at least an hour, with me pondering the deepest thoughts a person could think, like, “Watching hair blow is like watching a glitch in real time” and “I think I want a cartoon ham tattooed on

my arm.” Both of those are real things I found in my notes, by the way.

It was great.

But wait! There’s a plot twist! It turns out Sueno is the master of suspense. Just when I thought it was over, it pulled a sneaky move and crept back up on me. Hours after my initial sesh, I found myself in an unexpected state of mellow bliss, still pondering the mysteries of the universe, and craving a midnight snack that involved an ungodly amount of cheese.

In other words, Sueno is the kind of strain that keeps you on your toes (or rather, your couch) with its playful blend of relaxation and cerebral excitement. It’s like the rollercoaster of strains, minus the nausea. So, next time you’re looking for a delightful plot twist in your weed-smoking adventures, give Sueno a whirl, and prepare to be enchanted by its sneaky charms.

— DGO Pufnstuf

Sueno is like the epitome of a cannabis plot twist

» This strain will keep you on your toes (and by that we mean your couch) in the very best way

Playing weed espionage with Chem Jong Un

Hey there, friends! I’m going to warn you now to buckle up, because today, I’ve got a tale to tell about a strain that’s got me giggling harder than a hyena on helium – Chem Jong Un from the Green House Durango. This one’s so unique that it’s like the free world leaders decided to take a break from politics and cultivate some killer cannabis. (Not entirely sure why they’d name it after the North Korean dictator, though, but I don’t make the rules.)

Anyway, here’s the deal. So, Chem Jong Un is a hybrid strain that was created by crossing Sunshine 4 x Bitch Slap, two strains that I admittedly knew nothing about. And, admittedly still know nothing about. All I know is that its love child is a doozy.

Let’s start with the appearance of Chem Jong Un. So, one of the first things I noticed is that its buds were like something out of a sci-fi movie. These nugs were so frosty and sparkly they could give a disco ball an inferiority complex. The bright green hues were interspersed with fiery orange hairs, making it look like a Christmas tree on fire. And don’t even get me started on the trichome coverage; it’s

like the plant dipped its leaves in a vat of shimmering diamonds. Let. Me. At. It.

Now, onto the aroma – Chem Jong Un hits you with a pungent and earthy scent that’s as complex as trying to decipher North Korean propaganda. I detected hints of pine and skunk with a subtle undertone of citrus. It’s like Mother Nature herself decided to concoct a gourmet dish for your olfactory senses.

And, as I rolled up that first joint of Chem Jong Un, I couldn’t help but think, “What am I getting myself into?” The name alone had me both intrigued and slightly paranoid, wondering if I was about to embark on an international espionage mission in my living room. But let me tell you, this strain is more about peace, love, and laughter than it is about nuclear secrets.

The moment of truth arrived when I took that first drag. Oh, sweet Cheesus! Chem Jong Un had me coughing like I’d just inhaled a puff of tear gas, but it was worth every choke and splutter. This stuff hit fast and hard, like an unexpected missile test in the middle of the night. My head felt lighter than a helium balloon, and I was floating through a cloud of

euphoria.

My living room transformed into a surreal wonderland. The TV seemed to be playing a never-ending loop of bizarre North Korean propaganda videos, and I couldn’t stop laughing at the sheer absurdity of it all. I swear, I saw Kim Jong Un himself breakdancing with Dennis Rodman on my coffee table. (I kid, I kid. Kind of. But that would have been freaking awesome, except for all the crimes against humanity and the terrible dictatorship business and the starving population and all.)

And, as the effects of the high settled in, time became a blurry concept. It felt like it was both flying and draggiong I munched on an entire bag of potato chips, contemplating the geopolitics of snack choices and the ethical dilemma I faced when I thought about eating a fourth Twinkie. (Spoiler alert: I have no ethics and I totally ate the fourth one.)

And, in the midst of my snacking binge, I suddenly had the solution to world peace: just get all the world leaders together, pass around some Chem Jong Un, and watch them laugh their differences away. It would be rad. But also there’s

still that whole thing about weed being federally outlawed in the U.S. and all (and possessing it is a serious crime in many other countries). But if it were up to me, we’d find a way around that and this plan would work.

As the high started to mellow out, I realized that Chem Jong Un is less like the awful North Korean leader and more like a benevolent dictator of relaxation. It’s not overpowering; it’s more like a gentle reminder to take life a little less seriously. If only world politics were this chill, we’d have peace in no time.

Long story short, Chem Jong Un is a strain that’s sure to spark some unforgettable adventures in your life. It’s a hilarious, mind-bending experience that’s perfect for those who love to explore the outer limits of their consciousness while having a good laugh. Just remember, folks, it’s all in the name of fun – no international incidents here. So, the next time you’re looking for a strain that’s equal parts unique and uproarious, give Chem Jong Un a whirl.

— DGO Pufnstuf

» Yes, it’s a real strain, and yes, it’s infinitely more awesome than the North Korean dictator, so just read the dang review

Have a Halloweed

dontcha?

It’s that spooky time of year again, when your neighbor’s little goblins are working your last nerve (mostly because you ate all the candy you bought for trickor-treaters), and your late-night cravings are more insatiable than ever.

Halloween and stoner munchies are basically the equivalent of zombies and brains, or peanut butter and jelly, so why not make your munchies a little more magical this year with some devilishly delicious, cannabis-infused snack recipes that are perfect for satisfying those latenight cravings during Halloween movie marathons? So channel your inner Guy Fieri (we kid, we kid…maybe channel Martha and Snoop instead) and get to cooking up some weed-filled snacks.

“Witch’s Brew” Guacamole

Ingredients:

2 ripe avocados

1/4 cup diced onions

1/4 cup diced tomatoes

1/4 cup chopped cilantro

1 jalapeño, seeds removed and minced (adjust heat to your liking)

Juice of 1 lime

1 clove garlic, minced

1 teaspoon cannabis-infused olive oil

Salt and pepper to taste

Tortilla chips for dipping

Instructions:

In a bowl, mash the avocados to your desired level of chunkiness.

Stir in the onions, tomatoes, cilantro, jalapeño, and garlic.

Add lime juice, cannabis-infused olive oil, salt, and pepper. Mix well.

Chill for 30 minutes and serve with tortilla chips. This spooky guacamole is sure to cast a spell on your taste buds!

“Mummy’s Munchies” Cannabis-Infused Popcorn

Ingredients:

1/2 cup popcorn kernels

2 tablespoons cannabis-infused coconut oil

2 tablespoons melted butter

1 teaspoon salt

1/2 teaspoon garlic powder

1/2 teaspoon paprika

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper (adjust to your preferred level of spookiness)

Instructions:

Pop the popcorn kernels using your preferred method (stove, microwave, or air popper).

In a separate bowl, mix the cannabisinfused coconut oil and melted butter.

In a large mixing bowl, drizzle the cannabis-infused oil and butter mixture over the popped popcorn. Toss to coat evenly.

In a small bowl, combine the salt, garlic powder, paprika, and cayenne pepper. Sprinkle this spooky seasoning mix over the popcorn and toss again.

Enjoy while watching your favorite Halloween flicks! Just remember, this popcorn bites back!

“Frankenstein’s Finger

Food” Chocolate-Covered Strawberries

Ingredients:

12 fresh strawberries

4 ounces cannabis-infused dark chocolate

1 ounce white chocolate (for decoration)

Green food coloring

Edible candy eyes

Instructions:

Rinse and dry the strawberries thoroughly.

In a microwave-safe bowl, melt the cannabis-infused dark chocolate in 20-second intervals, stirring in between until smooth.

Dip each strawberry into the melted dark chocolate, coating them halfway.

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Place them on a parchment-lined tray. Refrigerate until the chocolate hardens.

In a separate bowl, melt the white chocolate in the same manner.

Add a few drops of green food coloring to the melted white chocolate, creating a “Frankenstein green” color.

Using a small piping bag or a ziplock bag with a corner cut off, pipe stitches and a mouth onto each chocolate-covered strawberry.

Place edible candy eyes above the mouth to create the “Frankenstein” look.

Chill for a few minutes to set the decorations and then serve these delightful, monstrous morsels!

“Pumpkin Patch” Cannabis-Infused Pumpkin Seeds

Ingredients:

2 cups pumpkin seeds, cleaned and dried

2 tablespoons cannabis-infused olive oil

1 teaspoon chili powder

1/2 teaspoon smoked paprika

1/2 teaspoon garlic powder

Salt and pepper to taste

Instructions:

Preheat your oven to 300°F (150°C).

In a bowl, toss the pumpkin seeds with cannabis-infused olive oil, chili powder, smoked paprika, garlic powder, salt, and

pepper until well coated.

Spread the seasoned seeds evenly on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.

Roast in the preheated oven for about 30-40 minutes, or until they are crispy and golden brown.

Allow them to cool before munching on these crunchy and lightly spiced pumpkin seeds.

“Vampire Slayer” Caprese Cannabis-Infused Skewers

Ingredients:

Cherry tomatoes

Fresh mozzarella balls

Fresh basil leaves

Cannabis-infused balsamic glaze

Toothpicks or mini skewers

Instructions:

Assemble your Caprese skewers by threading a cherry tomato, a fresh mozzarella ball, and a fresh basil leaf onto each toothpick or mini skewer.

Drizzle cannabis-infused balsamic glaze over the skewers for that extra bite.

Chill the skewers in the refrigerator for a short while before serving. The combination of flavors and the hint of cannabis will make these skewers irresistible.

— DGO Staff

High on Halloweed

Pufnstuf SPECIAL TO DGO

Boo, buds, and blunts! It’s that time of year again when the ghouls come out, the pumpkins glow, and your favorite cannabis strains are dressed up in their spookiest terpene profiles. That’s right, it’s Halloween season, and we’ve got a treat that’s sweeter than any candy in your stash –the ultimate guide to the best weed-themed costumes to light up this year’s Halloweed! If you’ve ever wondered what happens when your love for the green herb collides head-on with your passion for dressing up like a total boss, wonder no more. We’re about to unveil a

smoky symphony of costumes that will have you rolling in the aisles — and maybe even rolling something else later on.

So, grab your favorite strain, load up your jack-o’-lantern, and get ready for a Halloween adventure that’s so green, it’ll make the Wicked Witch of the West turn envious. Whether you’re planning to blaze your way through the night or simply want to make a statement about your love for the leaf, our guide to the best weed-themed Halloween costumes is here to elevate your spooky season.

The Budtender: Elevate your style

Dressing up as a budtender is the perfect way to showcase your cannabis

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» Don’t waste your creativity this October on some boring pirate costume. Get your stoners shizzz together with one of these awesome stoner-themed costumes instead.

knowledge and impeccable fashion sense. Here’s how to create the look:

What you’ll need

- Black or green apron

- A variety of fake cannabis-related products (pre-rolls, vape pens, edibles)

- A name tag with a creative budtender name

- A friendly and knowledgeable attitude

Step-by-step guide

Put on your black or green apron, which is a staple for budtenders in dispensaries.

Create a selection of fake cannabis products, like empty pre-roll containers, candy wrappers for edibles, and vape pens with colorful stickers.

Design a name tag with a catchy budtender name, such as “Herb Guru” or “CannaConnoisseur.”

Carry around a notebook with cannabis strain information and helpful tips to complete the knowledgeable budtender persona.

Dispensary Owner: The ganjapreneur look

Emulate the entrepreneurial spirit of a cannabis dispensary owner with this sophisticated yet laid-back costume:

What you’ll need

- A suit or blazer

- A “Dispensary Owner” sign or badge

- A fake wad of money (for authenticity)

- A briefcase or tote bag filled with fake cannabis-related documents

Step-by-step guide

Dress in a stylish suit or blazer to exude an air of professionalism.

Create a sign or badge that reads “Dispensary Owner” and attach it to your clothing.

Carry around a fake wad of money to give the impression of success in the cannabis industry.

Complete the look by carrying a briefcase or tote bag filled with fake cannabisrelated documents, such as marketing plans and product inventories.

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Characters: Pay homage

Pay homage to classic stoner movie characters who’ve left an indelible mark on cannabis culture:

The Dude from “The Big Lebowski”

What you’ll need

- A bathrobe

- Sunglasses

- A fake White Russian cocktail

- A rug (to really tie the room together)

and a tie-dye shirt.

Work on your hilarious banter and comedic timing to complete the duo.

Step-by-step guide

Put on a bathrobe, channeling the laidback style of The Dude.

Wear sunglasses for that mysterious touch.

Carry around a fake White Russian cocktail (remember to abide).

If possible, bring a small rug to tie the room together, just like The Dude’s beloved rug.

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What you’ll need

- For Cheech: A red beanie, sunglasses, a mustache

- For Chong: A headband, long wig, and a tie-dye shirt

Step-by-step guide

For Cheech, wear a red beanie, sunglasses, and a fake mustache.

For Chong, don a headband, long wig,

Hippie Harvest Goddess: Embrace nature

Channel your inner free spirit with a costume that celebrates cannabis’s natural roots:

What you’ll need

- Flowy, bohemian-style dress

- Flower crown

- Hemp accessories (bracelets, necklace)

- A small decorative hemp plant

Step-by-step guide

Wear a flowy, bohemian-style dress in earthy colors to embody the free-spirited hippie vibe.

Create a flower crown with colorful blooms to symbolize the connection between nature and cannabis.

Accessorize with hemp bracelets, necklaces, or any other hemp-based ac-

cessories.

Carry a small decorative hemp plant as a symbol of your love for nature and cannabis.

Cannabis Plant: The ultimate green costume

Become one with the plant by dressing up as a cannabis plant itself:

What you’ll need

- Green morphsuit or green clothing

- Large cannabis leaf cutout or a cannabis leaf costume

- Green face paint

- A pot or planter

Step-by-step guide

Dress in a green morphsuit or green clothing from head to toe.

Accessorize with a large cannabis leaf cutout or a cannabis leaf costume that you can wear like a cape.

Use green face paint to cover any exposed skin for a truly “green” look.

Carry around a pot or planter as your

“pot” – a hilarious play on words (obviously).

Mary Jane Watson: A twist on a classic

Put a cannabis twist on a classic comic book character:

What you’ll need

- Red hair wig or dye your hair red

- Spider-Man-themed attire

- A cannabis-themed accessory (cannabis leaf necklace, bracelet, etc.)

Step-by-step guide

Wear a red wig or dye your hair red to match Mary Jane’s iconic look.

Dress in Spider-Man-themed attire, like a shirt with the Spider-Man logo or a red and blue outfit.

Add a cannabis-themed accessory, such as a cannabis leaf necklace or bracelet, to put your unique spin on the character.

Ganja Astronaut: High in

space

Take your cannabis-infused Halloween costume to new heights as a ganja astronaut:

What you’ll need

- Silver or white jumpsuit

- Space-themed patches and badges

- An astronaut helmet (or create a DIY one)

- A “cosmic” cannabis accessory (glowing cannabis leaf necklace)

Step-by-step guide

Dress in a silver or white jumpsuit to mimic an astronaut’s uniform.

Add space-themed patches and badges to your jumpsuit for authenticity.

Create or acquire an astronaut helmet to complete the look.

Accessorize with a “cosmic” cannabis accessory, like a glowing cannabis leaf necklace, to add a touch of ganja glamour to your space adventure.

Weed Fairy: A magical twist

Embrace the enchanting side of cannabis with a whimsical Weed Fairy costume:

What you’ll need

- A fairy costume with green or cannabis-themed colors

- Fairy wings

- A wand with a cannabis leaf at the tip

- Glitter and face paint for a magical touch

Step-by-step guide

Put on a fairy costume in green or colors reminiscent of cannabis leaves, like shades of green or earthy tones.

Attach fairy wings to your costume to give it a mystical flair.

Create a wand with a cannabis leaf decoration at the tip to represent your magical connection to the plant.

Add some glitter and face paint to your look for an extra touch of fairy magic.

Ganja Chef: Cooking up cannabis

If you have a passion for cooking with

cannabis, show it off with a Ganja Chef costume:

What you’ll need

- Chef’s uniform (chef coat and pants)

- A chef’s hat

- A cannabis apron

- Cooking utensils (spatula, ladle)

- A pot or pan with fake cannabisinfused treats

Step-by-step guide

Dress in a traditional chef’s uniform, including a chef coat and pants.

Top it off with a chef’s hat to complete the culinary look.

Wear a cannabis-themed apron to show your love for cooking with cannabis.

Carry cooking utensils like a spatula or ladle as props.

Fill a pot or pan with fake cannabisinfused treats (brownies, cookies) to showcase your culinary skills.

Ganja Garden Gnome: A cannabis oasis

Transform into a whimsical garden gnome tending to your very own cannabis garden:

What you’ll need

- A garden gnome costume or clothing in earthy colors

- A pointed gnome hat

- A fake cannabis plant or leaves

- A small garden shovel or rake

Step-by-step guide

Dress as a garden gnome, either with a full costume or by wearing earthycolored clothing.

Top it off with a pointed gnome hat to complete the look.

Carry a fake cannabis plant or cannabis leaves to create the illusion of a cannabis garden.

Accessorize with a small garden shovel or rake as if you’re tending to your prized cannabis plants.

Dankenstein’s Monster: A cannabis monster mash

Combine classic horror with cannabis humor by becoming Dankenstein’s Monster:

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What you’ll need

- Torn and tattered clothing (resembling a Frankenstein’s monster)

- Green face paint or body paint

- Fake bolts or wires on your neck

- Cannabis leaf patches or stickers on your clothing

Step-by-step guide

Wear torn and tattered clothing to mimic the look of Frankenstein’s monster.

Apply green face paint or body paint to give your skin a “cannabis-infused” hue.

Attach fake bolts or wires to your neck, giving a nod to the classic monster’s appearance.

Add cannabis leaf patches or stickers to your clothing to make Dankenstein’s Monster a cannabis aficionado.

Hash Slinger: A Wild West cannabis cowboy

Combine the Wild West with cannabis culture as a Hash Slinger cowboy:

What you’ll need

- Cowboy attire (hat, boots, jeans, vest)

- A sheriff’s badge with a cannabis leaf emblem

- A toy revolver or hemp rope lasso

- A bag of “cannabis nuggets” (chocolate truffles or candies)

Step-by-step guide

Dress in classic cowboy attire, including a cowboy hat, boots, jeans, and a vest.

Create a sheriff’s badge with a cannabis leaf emblem to establish your authority in the world of cannabis.

Carry a toy revolver or a hemp rope lasso as props, playing on the cowboy theme.

Bring along a bag of “cannabis nuggets,” which can be chocolate truffles or candies, as your Wild West loot.

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Dank Doctor: A pre-

What you’ll need

- Lab coat or doctor’s scrubs

- A stethoscope

- A clipboard with a “Cannabis Prescription” label

- Cannabis leaf-printed face mask

Step-by-step guide

Dress in a lab coat or doctor’s scrubs for that professional medical look.

Hang a stethoscope around your neck to give the appearance of a doctor on duty.

Carry a clipboard with a label that reads “Cannabis Prescription” to showcase your specialty.

Wear a cannabis leaf-printed face mask to highlight your affiliation with cannabis culture.

Ganja Wizard: A magical cannabis spellcaster

Cast a spell of joy with a Ganja Wizard costume that combines magic and cannabis:

What you’ll need

- Wizard’s robe and hat

- A wizard’s staff with a cannabis leaf topper

- Glowing, fake cannabis crystals (craft store or online)

- A mystical-looking cannabis potion bottle (filled with non-alcoholic beverage)

Step-by-step guide

- Dress in a wizard’s robe and don a wizard’s hat for that mystical appearance.

- Craft or buy a wizard’s staff and attach a cannabis leaf topper for a magical cannabis touch.

- Carry glowing, fake cannabis crystals (available at craft stores or online) for added enchantment.

- Complete the look with a mysticallooking cannabis potion bottle filled with a non-alcoholic beverage.

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Aries (March 21 - April 19):

Aries, the October air ignites your fiery spirit. Embrace the autumn vibes with a cannabis strain that matches your adventurous energy. “Pumpkin Spice Kush” could be your go-to choice, infusing your October with creativity and enthusiasm. Host a harvestthemed cannabis-infused gathering with friends, and ensure your Halloween is filled with memorable moments and a touch of spice.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20):

Taurus, October beckons you to find comfort in the cozy embrace of fall. Treat yourself to a soothing cannabisinfused chai latte with a side of “Autumn Blaze” strain. Sink into plush blankets and enjoy classic horror films or delve into a captivating mystery novel. This October, savor the simple pleasures and let the warm cannabis high complement your seasonal relaxation.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20):

Geminis, your adaptability shines as the leaves change colors. Try a versatile strain like “Harvest Haze” to fuel your social prowess. Host a costumethemed cannabis soirée, where you can switch personas throughout the night. Keep the energy flowing, engage in lively debates, and celebrate the duality of the season with your favorite cannabis-infused treats.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22):

Cancer, you’re attuned to the emotions of October. Enhance your connection to the season with the calming “Autumn Serenity” strain. Light a pumpkin-scented candle and enjoy a cannabis-infused apple pie while immersing yourself in heartwarming Halloween movies. Explore the depths of your feelings this month, and cherish the bonds that grow stronger with every passing day.

Leo (July 23 - August 22):

Leos, your radiant charisma shines this October. Be the star of your Halloween show with the “Golden Harvest” cannabis strain. Host a costume contest or pumpkin-carving party, and let your creativity run wild. Ensure your cannabis-infused snacks and beverages are fit for royalty as you dazzle your guests and revel in the spotlight.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22):

Virgo, your meticulous nature is the backbone of your October festivities. Organize a cannabis-infused outdoor autumn picnic with “Harvest Honeydew” as your strain of choice. Pay attention to every detail, from gourmet cannabis-infused dishes to seasonal décor. Let your friends bask in your meticulous planning, and remember to take a moment to relax amidst the fall foliage.

Libra (September 23 - Octo-

ber 22):

Happy Birthday, Libra! This October, focus on balance and harmony in your cannabis journey. Opt for a CBD-rich strain to keep your equilibrium intact. Reflect on your past year and set intentions for the next while indulging in cannabis-infused chocolates. Embrace the serenity of your birthday month and share it with loved ones in peaceful, cannabis-infused gatherings.

Scorpio (October 23November 21):

Scorpio, your mysterious side takes center stage in October. Dive deep into the dark arts with the “Moonlit Mystique” strain. Host a séance or tarot card reading session with friends to unlock the secrets of the season. Embrace the enigmatic, and let the intensity of your chosen cannabis strain fuel your exploration of the unknown.

Sagittarius (November 22December 21):

Sagittarius, your adventurous spirit flourishes in the crisp October air. Explore the outdoors with a cannabisinfused trail mix and “Autumn Adventure” strain. Visit haunted trails or go stargazing with friends for thrilling October escapades. Embrace the thrill of the season, and create unforgettable memories under the starry autumn skies.

Capricorn (December 22January 19):

Capricorn, responsible yet playful, you strike a balance this October. Enjoy the seasonal festivities with a reliable “October Oak” strain. Join a costume party or visit a pumpkin patch with friends, keeping your goals in sight. Embrace the whimsy of the season while maintaining your practicality, and make this Halloween a memorable one.

Aquarius (January 20February 18):

Aquarius, your innovative spirit is in full bloom in October. Experiment with unique cannabis strains like “Spooky Spectrum” as you create an otherworldly Halloween experience. Design an immersive haunted house or host a high-tech costume contest. Let your eccentricity shine through, and elevate your October with unconventional cannabis-infused adventures.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20):

Pisces, your compassionate nature thrives during this season of reflection. Share a serene evening with loved ones, complemented by the soothing “Calm Cider” strain. Gather around a crackling bonfire, express your emotions through art, or dive into atmospheric horror films. In this enchanting October, cherish deep connections and the magic of heartfelt moments.