DGO Magazine March 2023

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March 2023

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4 Tabulating tolerance

Are you finding yourself burning through your stash faster than a matchstick in a hurricane? Are you feeling like you need to smoke a whole forest just to catch a buzz? You might just have developed a tolerance to the good stuff.

8 Hit the highway

It’s time to ditch those boring flights this Spring Break and bring back the good ol’ days of road trips. Get ready to blast some tunes, light up some spliffs (provided you’re not in the driver’s seat, of course) and munch on snacks as you hit the highways in search of quirky attractions.

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4-7 Tolerating the tolerance issues

8-11 Hit the highway hard for Spring Break

12-13 Weed news worth knowing

14-17 Cover story: Joint rolling hacks

18-19 Weed reviews

20-23 Cannabis research roundup

26 DIY canna-sugar for your soul

14 The best hack: Jointrolling for all levels

Picture this: it’s the 1960s, and you’re at a music festival. Someone hands you a skinny little stick that smells like a skunk got frisky with a pine tree. You’re hesitant at first, but then you take a puff and feel the rush of relaxation wash over you. That’s right, my friend, you just smoked a joint.

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Tolerate the tolerance

» Tired of having to smoke up a storm to get stoned? Here’s why you may want to take a break. (Just hear us out!)

Hey there, stoners and weed enthusiasts! Are you finding yourself burning through your stash faster than a matchstick in a hurricane? Do you need more and more weed to get your desired buzz? Are you feeling like you need to smoke a whole forest just to catch a buzz?

Well, congratulations, you might just have developed a tolerance to the good stuff.

Think of tolerance as the body’s way of adapting to the presence of cannabinoids, the active compounds found in cannabis. Over time, your body becomes more efficient at processing these compounds, and as a result, you need to smoke more and more to feel the same effects.

It’s like your body is saying, “Hey, we’ve

seen this before, no big deal. Give us more!”

But is tolerance something to worry about? Well, it depends on your perspective.

Some people enjoy the challenge of constantly upping their weed game, while others might find it annoying that they can’t get high as easily as they used to. Plus, let’s be real, buying more and more weed can quickly become a pricey habit.

So, if you’re frustrated by a mounting tolerance to THC, what can you do about it?

Well, it’s simple. You take a break.

Taking a T-break

When you build up a tolerance, the easiest solution is often to take a tolerance break and give your body a chance to reset. In many cases, this means fully abstaining from weed for a while. And if you choose to take that route, you can think of it like a cleanse for your cannabinoid receptors. Plus, when you do come back to smoking, you’ll find that you can get high with less weed, which is a win in our book.

But if you can’t quite fathom the idea of quitting cold turkey, the good news is that you don’t have to. Contrary to popular belief, you don’t have to fully quit smoking or imbibing to take a THC tolerance break.

You have options, friends. So many options. Well, at least like four of them, anyway, which are outlined below.

Other options for taking a tolerance break

Lower the amount of THC you’re ingesting

Are you tired of feeling like you need to take a rocket ship to the moon just to get a little high? Well, fear not! The solution to your problems doesn’t have to be no weed at all. It might just be choosing a product or a strain that contains just a little less THC.

Now, I know what you’re thinking:

“Less THC? But I want to get as high as possible!” And don’t we all?

But hear me out. By using a lowerstrength THC product, whether it’s an edible, a strain of flower with a lower THC percentage, or some other lowerTHC product, you can actually reduce your tolerance without feeling like you’re missing out on the fun.

Think of it like going from chugging a bottle of hot sauce to savoring a gentle drizzle on your tacos. It’s a more mellow experience, but it still packs a punch. And after taking a short break from your usual high-octane stuff, your body will be primed and ready to enjoy the more subtle pleasures of a lower THC concentration.

So why not give it a try? Take a break, step down to a more mild product, and see how it makes you feel. Your body (and your wallet) will thank you. Plus, who knows, you might just discover a

whole new level of chill that you never knew existed.

Cut down on the frequency

You know that old saying, “You can never have too much of a good thing”? No, you don’t, because that’s not the saying. You can absolutely have too much of a good thing, and that includes THC.

In fact, too much THC on a consistent basis means your tolerance levels are mounting quickly and actively, which isn’t great for your wallet or your high.

Here’s the deal: the more you take, and the more often you take it, the less effective it becomes. It’s like trying to tickle yourself — eventually, your brain just tunes it out. So, if you want to keep feeling that sweet, sweet THC buzz, you’ve got to be strategic about it.

First of all, if you’re waking and baking every day, you might want to reconsider your approach. Sure, it’s a fun way to start the day, but it’s also a one-way ticket to Tolerance Town.

Instead, try saving your THC consumption for bedtime. Not only will you avoid building up a tolerance as quickly, but you’ll also get some seriously epic dreams.

And when you do partake, go easy on the dosage. Don’t be like that friend who always goes overboard and ends up passed out on the couch before the party even gets started. Keep it low, keep it slow, and savor the ride.

So there you have it, folks — the secret to keeping your tolerance in check and your high times at maximum capacity. Happy smoking (or vaping, or munching, or whatever floats your boat) and stay chill!

Choose a product with a higher concentration of, you guessed it, CBD

Imagine you’re at a party and someone offers you a delicious cake. The cake is filled with two main ingredients: CBD and THC. Now, before you dive in and start eating, let me explain how this cake works.

CBD and THC are like two people fighting for a spot on a crowded dance floor. They both want to groove to the beat, but there’s only so much space. Adding more CBD to your THC product is like inviting a chill friend to the party. Sure, they’ll dance, but they won’t be shoving people out of the way to get to the dance floor.

The more CBD you have, the more mellow the party becomes. The THC doesn’t have to fight as hard for a spot on the dance floor, which means you’ll experience a more moderate effect. Plus,

since there’s less competition, you won’t build up a tolerance as quickly. It’s like having a fun and relaxed dance party with your buddies, rather than a wild rave that leaves you feeling wiped out the next day.

So, if you want to enjoy the benefits of THC without getting too wild, add some CBD to the mix. Your body (and your dance moves) will thank you!

Take mini T-breaks

So, you love your cannabis, and you’re a regular consumer. You and Mary Jane are tight like Batman and Robin. But sometimes, even the best buds need a little break from each other.

That’s right, folks, we’re talking about tolerance breaks. Now, how often you need to take a break from Mary Jane is different for everyone. It depends on how much you’re puffing and why you’re puffing. But trust us, a little break every now and then can do wonders for your body and mind.

The trick is to adjust your THC intake and the frequency of your consumption. Think of it like dating. You don’t want to overwhelm your partner with constant calls and texts, or else they’ll get sick of you. Same goes for Mary Jane. Give her some space, and when you come back, she’ll be just as sweet as ever.

So, if you want to avoid taking too many breaks, just take it easy on the THC and don’t puff as often as you used to. You’ll still get to enjoy the company of your favorite plant, and your body will thank you for it. It’s a win-win situation, just like finding that perfect balance in a relationship (or a joint).

At the end of the day, tolerance is a natural part of the cannabis experience for many users, and it’s not necessarily a bad thing. It just means that you might need to get a little more creative with your consumption methods or take a break every once in a while. So, keep on toking, my friends, and may your tolerance be ever in your favor.

Mix things up

If you’re feeling like Mary Jane just isn’t doing it for you anymore, it’s time to mix things up. And we’re not talking about adding a little spice to your brownies, either.

When you use the same product over and over, your body gets used to it, just

like your roommate gets used to your weird habits. So, what’s a cannabis lover to do? Well, it’s time to introduce your body to some new friends.

Switching between different cannabis products can help improve your tolerance. It’s like going to a party and meeting new people. You might hit it off with someone you never expected, and before you know it, you’re having the time of your life.

We’re not exactly sure why this works, but it’s likely that the change in the chemical make-up of different products activates a different receptor in the body. It’s like your body is playing a game of “guess who?” and the new product is a surprise guest.

So, keep your body on its toes and try new products. This is what we call “strain rotation,” and it can help keep your tolerance lower. It’s like going on a blind date, but with cannabis. Who knows? You might just fall in love all over again.

What won’t work to lower your tolerance: All these things

Urban myths exist even in the cannabis realm. While you may have heard otherwise, the following tactics won’t help you lower your tolerance for THC, so maybe just skip them and use the methods above instead.

Mixing cannabis and nicotine: Just say no

Listen up, folks! Did you know that nicotine and cannabis are like two peas in a pod? And not in a good way?

That’s right, according to a study published in 2008, nicotine can contribute to cannabis dependence. It’s like Bonnie and Clyde, but for your addiction.

Now, why is that, you may ask? Well, both THC and nicotine are like little bosses in your body, exerting their effects on the body’s “reward” circuitry. Think of it like a slot machine in a casino, and THC and nicotine are the lucky numbers that keep you coming back for more.

The reward circuitry is like a big, fancy house, and the Endocannabinoid System (ECS) is the butler who keeps everything running smoothly. And just like a butler, the ECS is closely tied to the reward circuitry. It’s like they’re best friends who finish each other’s sentences.

So, what’s the moral of the story? Don’t let nicotine and cannabis become your dynamic duo. Keep them separate, just like you would with your ex and your current partner. And remember, the ECS is the glue that holds everything together, so treat it well.

together, alcohol increases overall levels of THC in the brain, which can make you feel even more high than you would normally. It’s like throwing a party and inviting more people than you planned — things can get wild real quick.

Drinking a ton of water: Won’t hurt, but won’t lower your tolerance either

Here’s the deal: THC is like that one friend who just doesn’t want to leave the party. It’s fat soluble, not water soluble, so it and its metabolites are stored in the fatty areas of your body. Think of it like a squirrel hoarding nuts for the winter.

Now, we know what you’re thinking. “I’ll just drink a gallon of water and flush it all out!” But, sorry to burst your bubble, that’s not how it works. Drinking excessive amounts of water won’t “dilute” THC and reduce its effects. It’s like trying to put out a fire with a squirt gun.

However, drinking excessive water can help you pass a drug test. It’s like putting on your best suit for a job interview — you’re not changing who you are, but you’re putting your best foot forward.

Now, here’s the tricky part: a THC detox is different from a T-break. Trying to decrease the amount of THC in your system won’t necessarily decrease tolerance, unless you’re abstaining during that time. It’s like trying to clean your room without actually picking up any of the clutter.

So, if you’re serious about detoxing, we recommend abstaining for a while. It’s like hitting the reset button on your tolerance. And don’t worry, we’ll be here with snacks and good vibes when you’re ready to come back to the party.

Vitamin C, other vitamins, and… alcohol? Don’t even bother

You may have heard some wild claims that popping vitamin C like candy or downing a bottle of omega-3 supplements will magically decrease your cannabis tolerance. Unfortunately, there’s no scientific evidence to back up these claims. It’s like when your friend tells you they have a foolproof plan for winning the lottery, but it just involves buying more tickets.

However, we do know that alcohol and THC go together like peanut butter and jelly, or mac and cheese. When consumed

But here’s the catch — this increase in THC levels can also lead to building tolerance more rapidly over time. It’s like being the designated driver at the party — you might not be drinking, but you’re still around it, and eventually, you start to get used to it.

Now, don’t get us wrong — omega fatty acids are important for endocannabinoid tone, but we’re not exactly sure what that means for tolerance. It’s like trying to figure out how your ex still manages to look good even after eating an entire pizza.

So, while we can’t promise you any magical cures for your tolerance, we can promise you a good time.

Just remember, everything in moderation — including moderation.

— DGO Staff

Hit the weird Colorado roads this Spring Break

Buckle up, road warriors!

It’s time to ditch those boring flights this Spring Break and bring back the good ol’ days of road trips. Get ready to blast some tunes, light up some spliffs (provided you’re not in the driver’s seat, of course) and munch on snacks as you hit the highways in search of quirky attractions that will transport you to a bygone era. Colorado is the place to be if you’re looking for some serious throwback vibes.

From giant roadside sculptures to funky museums, there’s no shortage of kooky sights to add to your Instaworthy collection. Not only will you snap some cool pics, but you’ll also be ticking off your tourist bucket list like a pro.

So rev up your engines, pack your bags, and get ready for an adventure that will make you feel like a kid again. Because let’s face it, who needs first-class when you can have a front-row seat to some of the wackiest, most iconic pieces of Americana history? Hop in and let’s hit the road!

UFO Watchtower

Hooper, CO

Are you ready to take your road trip to the next level? Buckle up, because we’re headed down the Cosmic Highway — aka the ultimate destination for all you spaceloving, alien-hunting, X-Files binge-watchers out there.

Nestled in the heart of Colorado’s Great Sand Dunes National Park and

Preserve, this stretch of State Highway 17 is a hotspot for extraterrestrial activity. That’s right, folks — we’re talking UFO sightings galore! And if you’re lucky enough, you might just catch a glimpse of little green men (or women, we don’t discriminate) cruising through the cosmos.

But wait, there’s more! As you cruise along this interstellar highway, you’ll

come across a 10-foot-tall watchtower that’s perfect for spotting flying saucers and otherworldly phenomena. And even if you don’t happen to see any ETs, the tower offers some killer views of the surrounding area from its high elevation.

And when you’re not busy scanning the skies, there’s plenty to keep you occupied. Check out the Healing Garden, where you can rejuvenate your mind and body with the power of Mother Nature. Or, if you’re feeling brave, pitch a tent and spend the night in this remote area. Who knows what kind of intergalactic visitors might drop by to say hi?

So pack your bags, grab your tin foil hats, and get ready for a trip that’s out of this world. The Cosmic Highway is waiting for you!

The Sasquatch Outpost Bailey, CO

Forget what you’ve heard about Bigfoot being a mythical creature that only exists in the minds of conspiracy theorists and cryptozoologists. The truth is out there, my friends — and it’s waiting for you at the Bigfoot emporium in Bailey, Colorado.

Run by the dynamic duo of Jim and Daphne Myers, this store is a onestop-shop for all your squatchy needs. Whether you’re a seasoned outdoorsman or a total newbie to the world of Bigfoot hunting, they’ve got you covered with everything from camping gear to hiking supplies. And if you’re lucky enough to spot the elusive creature in the wild, you can celebrate in style with their selec-

» Pack your weed, grab some snacks, and head out to the strangest places this state has to offer

tion of squatchy swag, including T-shirts, signs, and mugs.

But wait, there’s more! The Myers have also opened an on-site museum dedicated to all things Sasquatch. Here, you can geek out over eyewitness accounts and get up close and personal with a life-size replica of the big guy himself. And if that’s not enough to satisfy your appetite for the weird and wacky, head down the road to the Coney Island Boardwalk for a quick bite. It’s an iconic roadside hot-dog stand that’s been serving up delicious dogs for decades.

So what are you waiting for? Whether you’re a true believer or a skeptic looking for a good time, the Bigfoot emporium in Bailey is the place to be. Who knows, you just might be the one to crack the case and prove once and for all that Bigfoot is real. Or at least, you’ll come away with a killer T-shirt and some unforgettable memories.

Museum of Colorado Prisons

Canon City, CO

Are you ready to get locked up in a blast from the past? Head over to the Museum of Colorado Prisons in Cañon City for a glimpse into the dark and gritty history of the state’s correctional system.

Housed in a real-life cell block that was once the Women’s Correctional Facility (built way back in 1935), this museum takes you on a haunting journey through the past. Take an audio tour through 32 cells and discover the secrets and stories of some of Colorado’s most notorious inmates. From famous bank robbers to murderous psychopaths, you’ll hear it all.

But that’s not all! The museum is chock-full of exhibits and artifacts that will give you chills down your spine. Check out the former gas chamber (yes, you read that right) and learn about the controversial history of capital punishment in Colorado. And if you’re feeling brave, peek into the recreated cell of a death row inmate and try to imagine what it would be like to spend your last days on earth in a cramped, windowless room.

So if you’re looking for a unique and unforgettable experience, make your way to the Museum of Colorado Prisons. Just be warned: you might never see the justice system the same way again.

Colorado Gators Reptile Park Mosca, CO

Looking for a place where you can get up close and personal with some of the most fearsome creatures on the planet? Look no further than the Colorado Gators Reptile Park in Mosca.

This park has a wild origin story: it was originally a tilapia fish farm. But somewhere along the way, the owners realized that what they really wanted was to swim with the gators. And so, they started taking in alligators, snakes, lizards, and tortoises from all over the world. The result? A sanctuary that’s equal parts terrifying and awe-inspiring.

But don’t worry, it’s not all about being scared out of your wits. At the Colorado Gators Reptile Park, you can also learn about the animals and their ecosystem. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can sign up for a class on reptile handling. Or, if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your hand at gator wrestling (yes, you read that right). Don’t worry, it’s all documented by a photographer, so you can show off to your friends back home.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, make your way to the Colorado Gators Reptile Park. Just remember to keep your fingers and toes inside the car at all times. The gators are always hungry for a snack.

Cano’s Castle Antonito, CO

Do you love beer? Do you love castles? Do you love weird stuff? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you need to check out Cano’s Castle in Antonito.

This is no ordinary castle - it’s made entirely out of beer cans and other scrap metal. And we’re not talking a little beer can sculpture here. We’re talking multiple structures that have been under construction since the 1980s, expanding upwards over time. It’s like a never-ending fever dream of metal and aluminum.

But the best part? You can actually go inside! Explore the twisting corridors and see how many beer cans you can count. It’s like a boozy version of Where’s Waldo. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the creator himself - Cano, a.k.a. the Mad King of Beer Cans.

So if you’re looking for a one-of-akind experience, head on over to Cano’s

Castle. You won’t find anything else like it in the world. And who knows, you might even be inspired to start building your own beer can palace. The possibilities are endless!

Junkrassic Park

Cheraw, CO

Looking for a prehistoric adventure that doesn’t involve dodging velociraptors or getting eaten by a T-Rex? Head on over to Junkrassic Park in Cheraw!

This outdoor gallery features over 80 sculptures made entirely out of recycled farm implements. You’ll see everything from majestic animals to hilarious pun-filled figures like John L. Weigh (a weightlifter made out of old farm equipment). And don’t miss the “Awful Tier”an oil tower spoofing the famous Parisian landmark, the Eiffel Tower.

But the real highlight of Junkrassic Park is the chance to see metal dinosaurs in their natural habitat. That’s right, you’ll come face to face with a Triceratops made out of old plows, a Stegosaurus crafted from discarded tools, and even a towering Brachiosaurus composed of rusty metal scraps.

So if you’re looking for a fun and quirky detour on your road trip, be sure to swing by Junkrassic Park. It’s like Jurassic Park, but with less danger and more puns. And who knows, you might even discover your new favorite prehistoric creature (we’re rooting for the Utahraptor-ific!).

Key collection at Seven Keys Lodge

Estes Park, CO

If you’re a fan of keys (and who isn’t?), you won’t want to miss the Seven Keys Lodge in Estes Park. This former Baldpate Inn has a secret stash that’s sure to unlock your interest - the largest public key collection in the world!

But how did this impressive collection come to be? Well, in the early days of the inn, the owners gave a key to each visitor as a token of their stay. But as time went on, the tradition evolved and guests began donating their own interesting keys back to the inn. It quickly turned into a friendly competition of sorts, with visitors vying to see who could donate the most unique key.

Fast forward to today and the Seven

Keys Lodge boasts a collection of over 30,000 keys from all over the world. From keys to Mozart’s wine cellar, to keys from Westminster Abbey and even the Pentagon, this collection has it all. And if you think that’s impressive, just wait until you see the intricate keythemed artwork on display throughout the lodge.

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind attraction that’s sure to unlock your sense of wonder, head to the Seven Keys Lodge. It’s the perfect place to key up and explore the world’s most unique collection of keys - and who knows, you might even find the key to your heart (or at least to your hotel room).

The Bug Museum

Colorado Springs, CO

Prepare to be bugged out by the May Natural History Museum, also known as “The Bug Museum.” It’s home to over 100,000 creepy crawlies from all over the world, handpicked by the founder, James May, who spent a whopping 80 years scouring the globe for the most unique and fascinating bug specimens.

Located in Colorado Springs, this museum is a wonderland of insect exotica. You can get up close and personal with a nine-inch scorpion from Africa, marvel at the world’s largest purple tarantulas, and explore a world of butterflies, beetles, and other bugs that are sure to make your skin crawl.

If you’re into bugs, this is the ultimate destination. And if you’re not into bugs, well, it’s still worth a visit just to see what you’ve been missing. Who knows, you might even leave with a newfound appreciation for the fascinating world of creepy crawlies!

Lee Maxwell Washing Machine Museum

Eaton, CO

Looking for a unique way to spend a day in Colorado? Look no further than the Lee Maxwell Washing Machine Museum, where you’ll find over 1,000 vintage washing machines that will spin you right round like a record, baby!

Nestled in the town of Eaton near Fort Collins, this museum is the brainchild of Lee Maxwell, a man with a passion for all things washing machine-related. He’s collected machines from every state in

the US and many from around the world, earning him the Guinness World Record for the “Largest Washing Machine Collection” in 2000.

But this isn’t your typical dusty old museum. Here, you can marvel at the evolution of washing machines throughout the ages, from hand-cranked wringers to vintage models with intricate designs. You might even recognize some of the machines from your grandma’s basement.

To view this one-of-a-kind collection, an appointment is necessary by phone or email. Don’t miss your chance to spin, rinse, and repeat at the Lee Maxwell Washing Machine Museum!

Fifty-Two 80s

Denver, CO

Step into a time machine and travel back to the good old days of Saturday morning cartoons at Fifty-Two 80’s! Nestled in a cozy antiques district in southern Denver, this vintage shop is packed to the rafters with a collection of items that’ll take you on a nostalgic journey through the 80s and 90s.

You’ll find yourself surrounded by toys,

clothes, and memorabilia that’ll bring back a flood of memories, both good and cringe-worthy. Rockers with big hair thrash on the TV while Ghostbusters II plays on another. Trading cards for Cabbage Patch Kids, Garbage Pail Kids, and New Kids on the Block fill boxes upon boxes, and vintage Pepsi cans, PacMan, Care Bears, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Atari are just a few of the other colorful cultural icons and nostalgic fads that are crammed into every inch of the store.

With over 4,500 items in their collection, the owners of Fifty-Two 80’s have turned their shop into a pop culture museum that’ll leave you feeling like a kid again. You’ll find everything from pinball machines, action figures, stuffed toys, shot glasses, cardboard cutouts, pins, posters, puzzles, board games, cassette tapes, video game cartridges, and Halloween masks. You name it, they’ve got it! And if you’re feeling peckish, they even have Jurassic Park cereal for sale, so you can relive your childhood while crunching away. So, bring your wallet, your nostalgia, and your love for all things 80s and 90s to Fifty-Two 80’s and be prepared to lose track of time!

Petrified Wood Gas Station

Lamar, CO

Looking for a fossilized gas station? Uh, sure. Why wouldn’t you be?

If you’re stoned and looking to get more, er, stoned (and you aren’t the one who’s driving, obviously), then you should look no further than the Petrified Wood Gas Station in Lamar! Built in 1932, this gas station made of petrified wood is a blast from the prehistoric past.

And while it no longer serves up gasoline, it does house offices for a car dealership - so you can still fill up on four-wheeled fossils. This unique spot in Colorado is a true gem, made entirely of materials that are over 175 million years old.

So come for the cars, stay for the stones, and get ready to fuel up on some seriously ancient vibes.

Best Western Movie Manor

Monte Vista, CO

Are you ready for a motel experience like no other? Look no further than the Best Western Movie Manor in Monte Vista, where guests can watch movies from the comfort of their rooms! That’s right, every May through September, you can catch a flick and snuggle up in your cozy abode while the action unfolds on the big screen just outside. And don’t worry about missing any dialogue – inroom sound lets you hear every word.

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Take a short walk from your room and you’ll find the drive-in theater itself, complete with its classic snack shack. It’s like stepping back in time to the golden age of driveins, with the vintage screen lighting up the night sky and the smell of buttery popcorn wafting through the air.

So why settle for a boring old motel when you can have an unforgettable movie experience at the Best Western Movie Manor? Book your room now and get ready to be entertained all night long!

— DGO Staff

Weed news worth knowing

Wondering what’s going on in the wide world of weed (news)? Well, we’ve got answers for you. From a program that encourages you to intentionally get stoned with the fuzz to weed vending machines, here’s what’s happening with cannabis right now.

Bad boys, bad boys... what you gonna do (smoke weed with the cops for some crazy reason)?

Driving while stoned is a modern-day conundrum for law enforcement, and with the legalization of cannabis in a ton of states, police officers are grappling with how to balance keeping roads safe from drivers who’ve got some ganja in their systems.

And in Montgomery County, Maryland, the police department has come up with an unusual solution: invite volunteers to get high, and then see if they’re too stoned to drive. That’s right, cops are literally driving around in their cruisers, picking up pot smokers and bringing them to a tent outside the training academy to get lit. And, of course, there are plenty of snacks on hand - bags of Cheetos, bottles of water, and pizza galore.

Once they’re nice and stoned, the volunteers are put through a series of impairment tests to see if they’re too high to get behind the wheel. Unlike drunk driving, where breathalyzers and bloodalcohol tests can easily quantify impairment, it’s much harder to tell if someone is too high to drive.

But the cops in Montgomery County aren’t the only ones struggling to find a solution. In Virginia, officials are considering roadside screening devices that use oral fluid tests to detect marijuana intoxication. In New York, where recreational cannabis was legalized in 2021, officials are scrambling to find a way to determine if someone is too stoned to drive.

It’s a challenging issue for law enforcement everywhere, but at least the cops in Montgomery County are making the most of it. According to a recent report in the Washington Post, one recent session lasted nearly four hours, with multiple “consumption sessions” and impairment evaluations. And in case you’re wondering - no, none of the volunteers are allowed to drive home. They’re all driven back to their homes by the cops who

brought them there in the first place. Who said law enforcement can’t be fun?

Senate passes a weed research bill. Is this real life?

Breaking news, folks! The US Senate has given the green light to investigate cannabis as a treatment for chronic pain and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) in military veterans. That’s right, you heard it here first. The bipartisan bill was proposed by Montana Democrat Senator Jon Tester and co-sponsored by Republican Senator Dan Sullivan of Alaska. Talk about unlikely allies, eh?

If the bill passes, the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) would conduct a large-scale study evaluating the safety and efficacy of cannabis as a treatment for PTSD and chronic pain. They’ll be exploring the potential positive and negative health outcomes, including whether marijuana use reduces the use of alcohol or opiates. Plus, they’ll be investigating other aspects of medicinal cannabis use, such as sleep quality, pain intensity, agitation, and overall quality of life. After the study is complete, the VA will report back to Congress on the results and the feasibility of conducting clinical trials.

Chair of the Senate Veterans Affairs Committee, Jon Tester, said that the bill will give military veterans new choices to manage their health care.

“Our nation’s veterans deserve options when it comes to treating the wounds of war, which is why VA needs to have a better understanding of how medicinal cannabis plays a role in their healing,” he said. “Our bipartisan bill ensures VA is listening to the growing number of veterans who find critical relief from alternative treatments like medicinal cannabis, while working to empower veterans in making safe and informed decisions about their health.”

This is a huge milestone in cannabis policy reform, as it’s the first time a veterans cannabis research bill has advanced in the upper chamber of Congress. If approved by the VA, clinical trials will be conducted with participants using cannabis products from federally licensed producers and compared with a control group.

Medical marijuana and cannabis policy reform advocates are hailing this as a

significant step forward in the movement to end the prohibition of weed in the United States. And let’s not forget about the brave men and women in uniform who suffer from unseen wounds of war as a result of their sacrifices on behalf of our country.

“We owe it to these courageous service members, past and present, to explore and better understand new remedies for these mental health challenges that are safe and effective, treatments that could give our suffering veterans hope,” said Senator Sullivan. Let’s hope this bill passes and our veterans get the help they deserve.

More questions on delta

The DEA has declared that delta9-THCO and delta-8-THCO are officially not considered hemp and are therefore controlled substances. In other words, these synthetic compounds aren’t found naturally in cannabis and can only be made in a lab, so the DEA has decided to keep a close eye on them.

This statement comes after Rod Kight of Kight Law Office PC sent a letter last August requesting the status of THC acetate ester (THCO) under the Controlled Substances Act (CSA). It took them a few months to respond, but Terrence L. Boos, Chief Drug & Chemical Evaluation Section Diversion Control Division, finally penned the response.

He made it clear that the CSA only recognizes “tetrahydrocannabinols” (aka THC) that are naturally contained in a cannabis plant or synthetic equivalents. Since delta-9-THCO and delta-8-THCO aren’t naturally occurring in cannabis, they fall outside the definition of hemp. While this news doesn’t clarify the legal status of all hemp-derived cannabinoids, it does clarify the status of delta9-THCO and delta-8-THCO. Michelle Bodian, a Partner at Vicente Sederberg, said that this could lead to a patchwork of laws, regulations, policies, and now, letter statements.

State legislators have been forced to create their own rules regarding delta products, with New York banning delta-8 products last May and Ohio creating new rules to govern delta-8 products in June. A new law in Michigan limited the sale of delta-8 products to only licensed cannabis businesses. Meanwhile, Texas removed delta-8 from its list of Schedule I substances.

But it’s not just state legislators who are concerned. The FDA has sent out warning letters to businesses selling delta-8 products, and Connecticut Attorney General William Tong recently announced that his office was suing five retailers selling cannabis without a license, specifically in relation to delta-8 THC.

In short, it seems like everyone is trying to figure out how to handle delta products, but for now, the DEA has made its stance clear: delta-9-THCO and delta8-THCO are definitely on their radar.

Weed vending is a thing now

The governor of Colorado, Jared Polis, just gave a big thumbs up to the state’s new marijuana vending machine! That’s right, this magical machine can package, label, and dispense weed products to adults in just 50 seconds. It’s like a candy vending machine, but instead of Skittles, you get some dank buds!

The vending machine, dubbed the Automated Cannabis Experience, was unveiled at a Terrapin Care Station retailer in Aurora, and Governor Polis was quick to tweet about it. He called it the first fully automated cannabis kiosk in the world! It even has a triple check to make sure only eligible customers can purchase cannabis, so bring your ID, folks!

It’s perfect for those who know exactly what they want to buy and want to avoid small talk with budtenders. This also frees up the budtenders to focus on customers who need more assistance, which is a win-win situation. Plus, the machine is programmed in several languages to cater to a wide range of customers. So, whether you speak English, Spanish, or even High Klingon, you’ll be able to get your fix.

Some people are worried that this kind of automation could lead to fewer job opportunities in the cannabis industry, but if you think about it, that may not be the case. Retail staff are actually much more likely to have time to assist shoppers who are seeking in-depth consultations if there’s a vending machine on site, since customers who know what they want can utilize that machine, which will help free up the budtenders’ time.

In other words, the vending machine is here to streamline efficiency at dispensaries and make our lives easier, not take our weed jobs.

The biggest of all hacks: The joint

» Embarrassed to tell your friends that you suck at rolling joints? Well, don’t you worry. We’re here to walk you through the basics (or help you level up your joint-rolling skills)

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Picture this: it’s the 1960s, and you’re at a music festival. Someone hands you a skinny little stick that smells like a skunk got frisky with a pine tree. You’re hesitant at first, but then you take a puff and feel the rush of relaxation wash over you. That’s right, my friend, you just smoked a joint.

The good ol’ joint - it’s the OG of cannabis consumption. Sure, there are now all kinds of high-tech gadgets and gizmos for getting your daily dose of Mary Jane, but sometimes you just can’t beat the classics. And let’s be real, there’s something just a little bit rebellious and edgy about rolling up a joint and lighting it up.

So why not take a trip down memory lane and spark up a jay like the old days? Whether you’re a seasoned smoker or a newbie, there’s something undeniably cool about the simplicity of a joint. Plus, you’ll be in good company - countless cannabis enthusiasts over the years have shared a joint with friends, passed it around a circle, and created memories that last a lifetime.

Oh, but wait. You don’t really know how to roll a fatty! Well, listen. You aren’t alone. Plenty of us struggle to roll a joint — and some of us, ahem, BLAZE, are too embarrassed

to admit it. But listen! You don’t need to be embarrassed. It’s really not that hard, and there are some easy hacks to follow to make it even easier. We’ll outline them for you below.

So grab some rolling papers, your favorite strain, and get to work using these easy to fol-

low instructions. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound appreciation for the classic, time-honored tradition of smoking a joint — and if nothing else, you’ll be able to roll some excellent pinners in a pinch, and that’s always a good thing.

What you need

Rolling papers

Your favorite strain of flower

A grinder if you have one, or your fingers or scissors will work in a pinch (but we will absolutely judge you)

A lighter or matches

A paper filter or a “crutch” if you’re fancy

How to roll the dang thing

Step 1: Grind the green

Alright, let’s talk about how to roll a joint. First things first, you gotta grind that green. And no, I don’t mean with your dance moves - we’re talking about cannabis here.

Grab about ¼ to 1 gram of cannabis, but make sure to remove any stems

from the buds. And please, don’t grind it to a fine powder, unless you’re looking to inhale something that feels like a dusty fart. Trust me, it won’t be a pleasant experience.

Also, if you’re feeling fancy and wanna mix in some tobacco to create a spliff, remember to use less cannabis. We don’t want you rolling a joint that looks like it’s smuggling a cucumber in it.

Step 2: Become the master of your fu-

ture (i.e. your paper filter)

Nobody wants to be stuck with a roach when they’re trying to relax and enjoy their weed. So, avoid the frustration of burnt fingers and wasted weed by rolling a paper filter, also known as a “crutch.” Not only does it keep you from inhaling plant matter, but it also lets you smoke the joint all the way down to the end without turning your fingers into crispy critters.

To get started, grab a hard piece of paper, like the cover of the rolling paper packet. You can also detach the thick paper filters that usually come with rolling papers. Roll the paper until you have a small, cylindrical filter. You want it tight enough to keep out debris, but not so tight that you can’t inhale a good hit. And, don’t worry about saving that roach for later - leave it in the past where it belongs.

Step 3: Put the weed in the coconut — err, paper — and you swirl it all around Now it’s time to get down to business - cannabis in the basin, and let’s tamp it down, folks! Be sure not to give it the Hulk treatment though, because packing it too tight could mean it’s going to be harder to inhale than solving a Rubik’s cube with your toes. So, tamp it down, but not too much. It’s all about finding that perfect balance.

Step 4: Get those digits working! Time to put those fingers to work and start rolling. You don’t want to roll it too tight or you’ll have a joint that’s harder to hit than a pinata with a toothpick. Just roll it back and forth gently, like you’re trying to lull it to sleep. It’s a joint, not a sprint, so take your time and make it just right.

Step 5: Seal the dang deal Congratulations, you’ve made it to the final step! It’s time to seal the deal and make your joint official. Take a deep breath, summon all of your courage, and lick the gum of the rolling paper. Then, with a deft flick of the wrist, seal that sucker up like a pro. Voila! You’ve done it. You’ve rolled your very own joint.

Not ready to freehand it? Here are a couple of extra hackity-hacks for you chickens.

For those who aren’t quite ready to roll a joint freehand, here are a couple of alternative methods to get you started:

Method 1: The dollar bill trick

Forget using your hard-earned cash for a boring purchase – use it to roll a joint instead!

To roll a joint with a dollar bill (or a $20, big baller; whatever you have on hand should be fine), you simply fold one end of a dollar bill towards the center to create a basin.

Then, you load up the basin with your favorite herb, pack it down, and place a rolling paper on top of the herb with the gum facing you.

Lick the gum, roll it up with a few revolutions, and remove the joint. Voila! You’re ready to light up and enjoy.

Method 2: The pen trick

If you’re more of a pen person, this one’s for you.

All you have to do with this one is wrap a rolling paper around a pen, lick the gum, and seal the paper.

From there, you slide the cylindrical paper about a quarter of an inch off the edge of the pen, fill it with weed, and then slide it further down.

Then, you simply tamp down the weed, add more, and repeat until you reach the end of the paper.

Tie off the end, and you’re ready to light up and enjoy the fruits of your labor.

So, whether you’re using a dollar bill or a pen, you can still roll a joint like a pro without breaking the bank. Just remember to have fun and experiment with different techniques to find the one that works best for you. Happy rolling!

Ready to level up? All right, show-off. Here’s how you can do it.

Tackle the cone joint

Ready to take your joint-rolling game to the next level? Behold the mighty cone joint — the apex of joint rolling achievement.

To create this marvel of smoking engineering, start with a standard joint, but add a little extra oomph at the end opposite the filter. Think of it like a baseball bat — skinny at one end, and

gradually widening out to a satisfyingly plump tip.

Roll the paper over the filter and the base of the joint, licking the gum as you go to seal it all up tight. Then, give the joint a gentle tap on a table with the filter pointing down. This will cause the weed at the tip to settle down, creating a small open portion of paper at the end.

At this point, you can get creative with your packing. Use a pen or pencil to tamp down the weed, creating a perfectly shaped cone. Or, seal it up and smoke it as is - either way, you’ll be the

envy of all your smoking buddies with your hand-rolled cone joint prowess. Get sacrelicious with a cross joint

So you want to learn how to roll a cross joint? First things first, you’re gonna need some rolling papers, ground cannabis, a sharp tool, and a filter. And of course, a sense of adventure.

Now, take one of your rolling papers and put a rolled-up filter in the end. Fill that baby up with weed, roll it like a pro, seal it with a lick, and set it aside. You’re already one step closer to impressing all

your stoner friends.

Next up, take another paper and fill it with more cannabis. Roll it up from the middle, give it a good lick, and seal it shut. Now, tear off the ends of the second joint like a savage and grab your trusty pocket knife to make a hole about three-fourths of the way up the first joint.

Using that same sharp tool, poke a hole right in the center of the second joint and slide it through the hole in the first until they form a cross. Make sure those holes line up, or you’ll be in for a

cross joint disaster.

Okay, now grab your third rolling paper and get ready to make some magic happen. Remove the sticky side, tear it in half, and wrap each half around the cross joint at the junction where the two joints meet. Lick those bad boys to seal them up tight, let your creation dry, and you’re ready to light up and get crossfaded. Just don’t blame us when you’re seeing stars.

Get lovey-dovey with weed and a heart

joint

Looking to add some extra love to your smoke sesh? Try a heart joint! It’s the perfect way to spice up any ordinary day and get a little romantic with your smoking partner.

To create this masterpiece, you’ll need two rolled joints of the same size, but be warned — once you start smoking, your productivity may hit an all-time low. Take one joint and twist the end together with the other joint, securing

with glue strips. Then, bend the two joints into a heart shape and seal with more glue strips.

But that’s not all! The finishing touch is a third joint with a filter, which you’ll keep on the lighter side so as not to ruin the magic. After the glue dries, slice open the base of the heart and cut the top of the third joint into four equal strips. Wrap them around the base of the heart and seal for the ultimate heart joint experience.

Who needs Valentine’s Day when you have a heart joint? It’s the perfect way to show your love and get a little high at the same time. Just don’t be surprised if you’re feeling more lovey-dovey than usual.

Put your two lips on this tulip joint (after you roll it, obviously)

Ready to take your smoking game to the next level? Get ready for a wild ride with the infamous tulip joint in Amsterdam!

This joint is not for the faint of heart — it’s a massive cone-shaped masterpiece, resembling the beautiful flower it’s named after. To make one, start by rolling a regular joint with a slightly conical tip, then set it aside.

Next up, take three papers and stick them together lengthwise to create a huge rectangle. Tear another paper in half and twist one half into a rope. Fold the rectangle into a cone shape and seal the sticky end at the top.

Now comes the fun part — fill the cone with several grams of weed and gently tamp it down. Then, insert the regular joint into the open end of the cone, filter side up. Tie the tulip cone off with the paper rope, holding everything in place. And voila! You’re now ready to celebrate tulip season in style.

But why stop at tulips? How about a joint made of actual flowers? You heard it right — you can roll a joint with rose petals. First, dry the petals overnight and join them together with your saliva. Once the petals are sealed, gently roll them together like a blunt, generously licking to seal them into a beautiful rose petal joint.

So whether you’re in the mood for a massive tulip joint or a romantic rose petal joint, there’s always a new way to elevate your smoking experience. Just be prepared for some serious fun and maybe a little bit of coughing. Smoke responsibly, friends!

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Purify your brain with Pine Fruit

» Dealing with the stress monster? Light up a bowl of this strain and it’ll fix you right up

You know, most people assume that with all the weed I smoke, I’d be the quintessential pothead, sitting around without a care in the world. Nope, rather than being a tense, scowling human being, people think I’m constantly covered in crumbs from Doritos and giggling at some stupid line from a Seth Rogan movie.

While that’s not NOT me on occasion, I do have a very high-strung side, one that hates finding the chill in life while sober. Chalk it up to a brain traumatized by decades of journalism deadlines or something. I don’t know.

But whatever it is, the high-stress personality a real drain on the brain — and almost certainly part of the reason why I’m getting regularly griped at by my doctor for having high blood pressure.

In other words, I need to find a way to chill the hell out, but it’s tough. My brain just doesn’t seem to get the memo about feeling calm and happy. Most of the time, I’m just a walking bundle of nerves and panic, which is probably why I burn through so much cannabis – it’s the only way to make me bearable to be around.

But something extraordinary happened recently, and I feel like you need to hear about it. Brace yourself, because this is big.

Despite being up to my eyeballs in deadlines this week, I’m actually feeling pretty dang zen, like I just got back from a week-long vacation or took 14 too many Xanax or whatever.

But, spoiler alert, I did neither of those things. I actually just smoked a little strain of weed called Pine Fruit — which is precisely what did the trick.

That’s right, folks – a plant is doing a better job at keeping me sane than modern medicine. Who knew Mother Nature was such a chill lady?

Now, enough about me. Let’s talk about Pine Fruit.

This strain is one of the strains on the shelf at Prohibition Herb, and — as you may have gathered by the name — it’s like wading through a calm, dark pine forest in damp fall, only your allergies won’t kick your ass while you do it. And, what’s perhaps even better is that this strain is known for its balanced effects, which

manage to layer a heavy body high with a clear-headed brain. The impossible, right? Maybe, but it sure sounded like an excellent gamble to me.

And let me tell you — that was one of the best decisions I’ve made when it comes to my weed choices, because Pine Fruit is a badass.

One of the first things I noticed about this strain was the fat as fuuuuuuun nugs filled with bright orange threads throughout. Who doesn’t love a good thicc nug or five?

And, the second thing I noticed? Well, it was the overwhelming aroma of pines, which was all I could smell when I stuck my nose in. OK, to be fair, it was pines and weed, but mostly just pine.

Anyway, despite being highly allergic to pine trees, I grabbed a fat nug, crumbled it in my fingers (let me be lazy!) and then stuck it in the chamber of the Pax dry herb vape. The result? Oh, well it hit me fast and furious: heavy limbs and a brain that was both clear and filled with pure and unadulterated weed bliss.

After the first hit, my brain started to clear itself of the fog, like wiping old dust and cobwebs from an abandoned room. From there, I felt the tension slide off my shoulders and down to my legs before dripping off into the abyss. Goodbye, annoying neuroticism. See you never, bish.

A few more hits and my brain was swimming in happiness. My worries, fears, and troubles were all gone with the wind (or the weed, I

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A picture-perfect Purple Sunset

I guess that makes sense, though, considering that this strain has genetics originating in part from Purple Punch, one of the most purple strains on the planet. So, it was bound to have some of those color traits.

Do not take a shower after you’ve smoked Purple Sunset. I repeat: Do not take a shower after smoking Purple Sunset.

Now, I’m not telling you to avoid showering. Let me make that clear. Each and every soul living in this town should shower after spending more than 30 seconds outside shoveling snow. There’s just so much of it that it’s impossible not to stink to high hell after.

What I am telling you, friends, is that if you smoke a bowl of the most purple-y purp on the planet, you should avoid being productive or attempting to function. Just give in.

But, we’ll get to that. Before we do, let’s set up this whole story, shall we?

So, we’re obviously going to be talking about Purple Sunset in this review. I picked this strain up from The Green House in Durango, and to be honest with you, I didn’t ask any questions about it. I took what was handed to me and bounced like a true G. Or someone who was in a hurry because they put off this review until the last minute. Either or.

And, because I was in a hurry, I hauled ass back home and immediately popped open the canister that held my little Purple Sunset treasure.

My first thought? Holy balls, this strain is purple. I don’t know why the heck I was shocked to see that a strain named Purple Sunset was indeed purple, but for some reason, I was.

It’s always so cool to me to see a weed strain in a different color, and the bright purple fluff on this strain was epic. It was clear even in a dark room. When I took it to a room with some more natural light, the purple almost shined against the deep green backdrop of the buds.

What I was not surprised about, though, was how pungent this strain was. I think it’s supposed to smell spicy and kind of sweet, but my nose must be off because to me, it smelled like rain and grass and weed. Like, flat out weed.

That’s fine with me! I don’t mind the smell of weed. And again, because of my deadline, I opted to rip apart the largest purple bud in the container and stuff it into the bowl.

Keep in mind that this was like 6 p.m. on a Monday, so it was a really freaking odd time to be smoking a bowl of a strain with unknown effects. But, I yolo’d it and went for it.

That was maybe the wrong choice, you guys.

Not saying that this strain is a bad one — in fact, I’m saying the opposite. But if you’re going to smoke Purple Sunset, you don’t want to smoke it before you’ve done all of the other junk you need to do. You will not get it done.

So, it turns out that Purple Sunset is a heavy indica-leaning hybrid, which means it’s great for helping to alleviate chronic pain, headaches, stress, and like a billion other things. And, what is it not good for? You guessed it. Productivity.

After I hit the pipe a couple of times, it was pretty clear I was in trouble. Nothing was going to get done. My brain instantly went into relaxation mode, with my thoughts lingering slowly in a soup of brain cells rather than racing around my skull at warp speed.

And, my body soon followed. I felt my muscles relax and my limbs try to go weak. I did everything I could to fight it, but alas, I was toast. Or putty. I don’t know which.

I knew if I was going to shower I was going to have to do it immediately after the bowl was cashed. Otherwise, it was never going to happen.

I knocked out the

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» OK, so the sunset was not exactly picture perfect, but this strain was delightful AND strong!

Research this! (Please, please research this)

» Cannabis is finally getting its time in the research sun; here are a few of the new discoveries have been made about the plant

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Hold on to your hats, folks, because we’re diving into some seriously highstakes research. Yes, you heard me right, we’re talking about the ganja, the Mary Jane, the wacky tobaccy, the good ol’ sticky icky.

That’s right, we’re talking about cannabis, and it turns out that science is finally catching up to what some of us have known all along: that this plant is more than just a way to mellow out and get the munchies.

In fact, recent studies have suggested that cannabis might even be the key to unlocking some of our most intimate desires. That’s right, we’re talking about how science is backing up the idea of using weed to spice up our love lives, folks — and there’s so much more interesting research to note, too.

So sit back, grab some popcorn (or maybe some brownies), and let’s explore the wild world of recent cannabis research studies.

A gateway drug no more!

Good news for marijuana enthusiasts: legalizing recreational cannabis at the state level doesn’t appear to be the harbinger of doom that some critics have made it out to be. A new study out of the University of Colorado Boulder has found that legalizing marijuana doesn’t lead to an increase in substance use disorders or the use of other illicit drugs among adults. In fact, it might even help reduce alcohol-related problems.

Lead author Stephanie Zellers, who started the research as a graduate student at CU Boulder’s Institute for Behavioral Genetics, said, “We really didn’t find any support for a lot of the harms people worry about with legalization. From a public health perspective, these results are reassuring.”

The study, published on January 5th in the journal Psychological Medicine,

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followed over 4,000 twins from Colorado and Minnesota, collecting data on their use of alcohol, tobacco, marijuana, and other illicit drugs, as well as their psychosocial health. The participants, now aged 24 to 49, have been tracked since adolescence.

Researchers tapped into data from two of the largest and longest-running twin studies in the United States: one at IBG and the other at the Minnesota Center for Twin Family Research. While recreational use of marijuana remains illegal in Minnesota, Colorado became one of the first states to legalize its use for recreational purposes in 2014.

The study’s findings also debunked the popular myth that marijuana use causes cognitive, psychological, social, relationship, or financial problems. So, for those who have been eagerly waiting for marijuana to be legalized, this study provides yet another reason to celebrate.

Gettin’ sexy with sativas (and indicas, and hybrids…)

A study published in the Journal of Cannabis Research has found that marijuana might just be the key to unlocking sexual pleasure. According to the study, over 70% of the 811 participants reported an increase in sexual desire and orgasm intensity after using cannabis.

And wait for it: 40% of the ladies even claimed to have achieved the impossible: multiple orgasms in a single session! Move over, Kama Sutra!

But before you trade in your date night candles for a joint, let’s take a closer look at the study.

The researchers used an online survey to gather their data, but here’s the kicker — they only surveyed people who already use cannabis. Not just that, but 62.6% of the respondents reported using cannabis every single day!.So, let’s just say it’s not exactly a representative sample of the general population.

Oh, and did we mention that the respondents were mostly white, collegeeducated, and predominantly female? Talk about a biased sample!

But hey, who knows, maybe the results are still worth considering. After all, when it comes to sexual pleasure, anything is worth a try, right? And if it involves weed? Well, we’re always in.

CBD to fight superbugs?

Who knew that the same plant that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside could also help fight off pesky bacteria?

Researchers are looking into the potential of certain cannabinoids, including CBD, to fight against antibiotic-resistant infections. And it’s not just some stoner’s wild idea - the US Centers for Disease Control reports that more than 35,000 people a year die from these stubborn infections.

One area of focus for the researchers is using CBD to disinfect the skin before surgery, helping to prevent post-operative infections. And early results from studies at the University of Queensland suggest that CBD might be just as effective as some antibiotics in treating drug-resistant bacteria.

But hold your horses, folks. The researchers admit that they don’t fully understand how CBD fights infections, and these studies are ongoing. So while it’s definitely exciting news, let’s not go throwing out our antibiotics just yet.

Who knows, maybe someday in the future we’ll all be rubbing CBD oil on our wounds instead of using antibiotic ointments. Just imagine - a world where weed not only makes you feel good, but keeps you healthy too.

Cannabis and the fight against cancer

Hold on to your bongs, folks! A group of scientists from the Israel Institute of Technology have discovered that cannabis might be the secret weapon in the fight against cancer.

Now, before you go and light up, let’s get into the nitty-gritty of this discovery. The scientists tested various extracts from the cannabis plant on cancer cells in the lab, and they found that certain combinations of cannabinoids could slow down the growth of cancer cells and even kill them off!

This is a huge deal because cannabis has long been used to help cancer patients deal with the side effects of chemotherapy, like nausea and pain. But now we’re talking about using it to actually treat cancer itself!

The endocannabinoid system (ECS) in our bodies helps regulate things like sleep, pain, and appetite. The cannabis plant has over 500 chemical compounds, including at least 144 cannabinoids, that

can interact with the ECS. The scientists at the Technion used 12 different cannabis extracts, each with different combinations of cannabinoids, on 12 different cancer cell lines.

What they found was mind-blowing! Some cannabis extracts actually impaired the survival and reproduction of cancer cells, while others induced cancer cell death! And get this, different combinations of cannabinoids had different effects on different types of cancer cells. It’s like the cannabis plant has a secret arsenal of anti-tumor agents just waiting to be unleashed!

Now, let’s be clear. This doesn’t mean you should go out and self-medicate with cannabis. But it does mean that scientists are taking the potential of cannabis as a cancer treatment seriously, and that we may be on the verge of some exciting breakthroughs in the field of cancer research.

So, let’s all light up a joint (or not, we’re not promoting anything illegal here!) to the scientists at the Technion for bringing us one step closer to finding a cure for cancer!

Cannabis and ASD study

Hey there, did you hear the news?

Apparently, high-CBD cannabis treatments could make a positive difference for kids on the spectrum. A new study found that after just six months of treatment, over 83% of patients’ parents reported moderate to significant improvements in their children’s lives. That’s pretty impressive, right?

The researchers analyzed the data of 188 autistic patients, most of whom were on a relatively aggressive dosing strategy of consuming approximately 60 milligrams of total cannabinoids (20:1 CBD to THC) three times per day. And the results were amazing - when dosed on high-strength, high-CBD cannabis oil, pe-

diatric patients became more independent, able to shower and dress themselves without assistance. Even sleeping patterns improved, and episodes of restlessness and rage - two common behavioral symptoms of autism - were greatly reduced. The best part? The vast majority of these improvements came within the first month of the treatment protocol. So it seems like cannabis doesn’t waste any time getting to work!

Of course, the study has a major caveat - there was no control group, so the researchers can’t establish causality between cannabis therapy and improvement in patients’ wellbeing. But given these findings, cannabis may indeed be a promising breakthrough therapy for

autism, and more rigorous trials and research are surely needed.

And it’s not just autism that could benefit from medical cannabis. Another Israel-led study found that 60 children prescribed a high-CBD cannabis oil also reported reduced behavioral outbreaks and significant improvements in communication and anxiety levels. And even parents and caregivers reported feeling less stressed!

So what can we learn from all of this? Well, for starters, medical cannabis dosing is very individualized, so starting low and going slow is probably the best general dosing strategy. And it’s not just autism - medical cannabis may help with social interaction for anyone.

In a world where “no specific treatments are currently available and interventions are focussing on lessening of the disruptive behaviors,” the potential of medical cannabis to improve the lives of autistic patients and their families is truly exciting. Who knows what other amazing benefits we might discover in the future?

— DGO Staff

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guess), and I suddenly just did not care that there were 5,000 things on my todo list. Screw the to-do list. I hate being an adult anyway.

I just sat there, wrapped in a warm hug from the weed, my living room reeking of pine needles and skunk, with no shame. I thought about nothing and everything simultaneously, but none of it bothered me. It was like I was able to work my way through a list of problems that I’d been avoiding, knocking out solutions in my head while my limbs hung like sacks of flour at my side.

I’m sure it wasn’t pretty, but it was hella effective. I loved it.

And while the blissful feeling I got while stoned on Pine Fruit was great, what really stood out to me about this strain was that the problems didn’t come swirling back when I sobered up. I tend to drop right back into a pile of nerves when I’m not stoned, but not this time, effers. This time I continued to feel like a zen ass mofo well after the weed was gone.

In its place was a feeling of being cool, calm, and collected. Or maybe not that, but more like a waterproof jacket. It was raining around me, but those drops were just rolling the heck off of me because who cared. I was dry! The rain was someone else’s problem.

I know we all struggle with the feeling of being completely and totally overwhelmed every once in a while. I’m well aware my junk is next level, but I’m also aware that I’m not the only one who feels like a rubber band that’s about to fricking snap with one more twist.

And if you’re dealing with that feeling, maybe (definitely) give this strain a try. While there are no guarantees that it’ll untangle the knots in your shoulders or the stress in your brain, it could be the key to letting you chill out for five actual minutes, and a break is a break.

After all, if it can do that for my highstrung ass? Well…chances are good that you’ll get some relief from this one, too.

— DGO Pufnstuf

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rest of the bowl and slithered my way to the shower, hell-bent on getting at least one of the things on my list done while stoned on Purple Sunset. It was a slow progression down the hall, but I achieved it eventually. Stoner level 1 unlocked, I guess.

I flipped on the shower, flopped my body in, and immediately realized that it was a bad move. I recently steamed my hand like broccoli (don’t ask) and the shower was NOT fun.

Between the heat of the shower and the heightened sensations from the weed, my hand was on fire. I attempted to turn the water temperature down, but it just kept getting hotter. Or it felt like it, anyway.

Well, come to realize that it WAS, in fact, getting hotter. In my haste and my brain fog, I thought I’d been turning the temperature of the water down. But, I’d apparently forgotten which way to turn the knob to cool it down, and was only increasing the temperature instead. Fun. Times.

I powered my way (very slowly) through the rest of the shower and then dragged my ass out, my hand burning and my body over life. I needed a nap.

And, that’s precisely what I did. Napped. And I napped real hard. Like, so freaking hard. Purple Sunset forced my hand on it.

Luckily, when I woke up, the burning had stopped and I felt mostly refreshed. I also felt like I was starving, so I hauled my less-stoned ass to the kitchen to fix the problem. At least my pace was less sloth-like at that point.

So, yeah. Do I like Purple Sunset? I do! It’s the coolest color and it’s a very solid strain if you want to unwind. Now, do I suggest you smoke it late afternoon? I do not. You should save it for those times when nothing is on your plate.

That said, I do suggest you smoke it. It’s a solid strain, one that would be great for knocking out whatever ails ya — provided you aren’t dumb and hop in the scalding shower with a blistered hand after you do it. As long as you keep that rule in mind, your experience with Purple Sunset should be pretty solid indeed.

— DGO Pufnstuf

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Amanita Muscaria is a psychedelic mushroom that contains a primary active compound known as "muscimol," which is responsible for its hallucinogenic and deliriant prope ies. When consumed, Amanita Muscaria is known to induce a euphoric, dream-like state that is mildly similar to other psychedelics.

What is Amanita Muscaria

Cook up some canna-sugar

» Don’t toss the old shake; use it to cook up some weed-filled sugar instead!

Are you looking to add a little something extra to your dinner parties or evening chill sessions? Look no further than cannabis sugar! This magical ingredient allows you to sweeten any dish with a little THC kick, without having to rely on the usual suspects of cannabutter or cannabis oil.

So, what exactly is cannabis sugar? Well, it’s like any other sugar, with one major difference: it’s been infused with cannabis! After a quick soak in grain alcohol and a trip to the oven, this sweet and versatile ingredient is ready to elevate any dish or drink. From cookies to oatmeal to coffee, cannabis sugar is the perfect addition to any meal or snack. And let’s not forget about its potential to make some seriously delicious cannabis caramel.

How to make canna-sugar

What you need:

0.11 ounces decarboxylated cannabis

1 cup grain alcohol

1 cup white sugar

1 cheesecloth

1 glass jar

The steps for gettin’ all sugary

Get ready to cook up a storm with some homemade canna sugar! This recipe is perfect for those who want to get a little baked while they bake.

First, gather your materials: 3 grams of finely ground, decarboxylated cannabis, a jar, grain alcohol, cheesecloth, sugar, and a baking dish. Oh, and don’t forget your oven mitts. Safety first, kids!

Now, pour your green goodness into the jar and add the grain alcohol. Close the jar and let it sit for about 30 minutes, shaking it every so often. Think of it as a little dance party for your weed and alcohol.

Next up, strain the liquid through a cheesecloth, into a bowl, and discard the cannabis flower. We’re making sugar here, not a salad.

Add the sugar to the liquid and give it

a good stir. Pour it into a baking dish, pop it into the oven, and bake at 93°C/200°F. Make sure to stir it regularly because nobody likes burnt sugar. Unless you’re into that kind of thing, we don’t judge.

Once the alcohol has evaporated, take it out of the oven, and let it cool. Break up any large pieces, and put it in an airtight container. Congratulations, you just made canna sugar! It’s like regular sugar, but better.

How much canna-sugar to use

Listen up, because this is some math you’ll actually want to pay attention to. You need to know how much canna-sugar

to use so you don’t overdo it and send yourself to Pluto — or underwhelm yourself and get disappointed in your product.

So, without further ado, let’s get down to the sweet stuff. There are 48 teaspoons in a cup of sugar, and the amount of THC in your cannabis sugar depends on the potency of the strain you use.

If you use 3 grams of a strain with 20% THC, you should end up with about 600 mg of THC in your batch of sugar. And if you divide that by 48, you get a dose of 12.5 milligrams of THC per teaspoon.

Now, for those of you who are new to the cannabis game, it’s important to note that everyone’s tolerance is different. So, while most people start with a dose of 5 mg of THC, you might want to start with even less when you’re trying out your first batch of weed sugar.

Maybe start with just a half teaspoon or less until you know how strong it is and how it affects you. And hey, if you’re feeling brave, you can always take more next time.

— DGO Staff

Trying to find legal weed in the Four

Corners?

» Look no further than these excellent dispensaries for your goods

DURANGO

Border Buds, 1929 US-550, (970) 259-2639, borderbuds.com

Colorado Grow Co., 965 1/2 Main Ave., (970) 259-1647, coloradogrowcompany.com

Durango Organics, Bodo Park, 2 Suttle St., Suite F & G, (970) 259-3674, durangoorganics. com

Durango Organics, Grandview, 37 Co Rd. 232, (970) 426-4381, durangoorganics.com

Durango Rec Room, 145 E College Dr., (970) 764-4087, durangorecroom.com

The Greenery, 208 Parker Ave., Suite E, (970) 403-3710, durangogreenery.com

The Green House, 730 S Camino Del Rio, (970) 247-2420, thegreenhousecolorado.com

Kinfolk Farms, 83A Davidson Creek Rd., (970) 759-8683, kinfolk-farms.com

LOVA Canna Co –Durango, 1135 S Camino Del Rio, Suite 220, (970) 422-8029, lovaco.com

Mammoth Farms Dispensary, 927 CO-3, (970) 422-3282

Mountain Annie’s, 1644 CO Rd. 203, 970247-2190, mountainanniescannabis.com

Prohibition Herb, 1185 Camino Del Rio, (970) 385-8622, prohibitionherb.com

Rocky Mountain High, 120 E 36th St., (970) 259-4093, rockymountainhigh.co

Santé, 742 ½ Main Ave., (970) 375-2837, santecolorado.com

Telluride Bud Company, 3473 Main Ave., (970) 422-8311, telluridebc.com

CORTEZ

Chronic Therapy, 1020 S. Broadway, (970) 529-2045, chronictherapy.com

Doobie Sisters, 695 N Broadway, (970) 5652345, doobiesistersco.com

Durango Organics, 1013 E Main St., (970) 565-6500, durangoorganics.com

The Herbal Alternative, 1531 Lebanon Rd., (970) 529-7007, theherbalalternative.net

LivWell Cortez, 1819 E Main St., (970) 5659577, livwell.com

Mountain Annie’s, 310 E Main St., (970) 5645181, mountainanniescannabis.com

MANCOS

The Cultured Cannabis, 385 N Willow St., (970) 533-9931, theculturedco.com

LivWell Mancos, 101 Railroad Ave., (970) 5339848, livwell.com

PAGOSA SPRINGS

The Green House, 270 E Pagosa St., (970) 264-4420, thegreenhousecolorado.com

Pagosa Therapeutics, 235 Bastille Dr., (970) 731-4420, pagosatherapeutics.com

San Juan Strains, 356 E Pagosa St., Unit B,

(970) 264-5323, sanjuanstrains.com

Smoke Rings, 266 E Pagosa St., (970) 2640942, smokeringsco.com

Pagosa Craft Dispensary, 127 Goldmine Dr., (970) 264-0833,.pagosacraftcannabis.com

High Grade Specialists, 600 Cloman Blvd. #1, (970) 731-3202, highgradespecialists.com

FARMINGTON

The Alchemist, 115 W Main St., (505) 2584180, thealchemistllc.com

Distinguished Dispensary, 4601 English Rd., (505) 278-8524, distinguisheddispensary.com

Dreamz Dispensary, 3501 E Main St., SUITE i-2, (505) 258-4680, dreamzcannabis.com

The Grass Station, 928 E Main St., (505) 2788825, tgs505.com

Oasis Cannabis Dispensary, 428 E Main St., (888) 505-3947, oasiscannabisnm.com

Purlife Farmington, 3024 E Main St., STE A, (505) 695-2360, purlifenm.com

The Reef Joint, 3000 E 20th St., Suite D2, (505) 278-8963, thereefjoint.com

Toke Dispensary, 4339 E Main St., Ste A, (505) 278-8823, ziatoke.com

Ultra Health Dispensary Farmington, 4251 E Main St., Suite D, (505) 258-4634, ultrahealth. com/new-mexico-dispensaries/farmington-2/

Farmco, 534 E. Broadway Ave., (833) 7773276, farmcousa.com

AZTEC

Grady’s Cannabis, 111 N. Main Ave., (505) 333-7456, gradyscannabis.com

Burnin’ Barrels, 2210 W Aztec Blvd., (505) 333-7583

Desert Flower, 111 W Chaco St., (505) 8010833, desertfloweraztec.com

BLOOMFIELD

Treez, 816 W Broadway Ave., (505) 333-5608

KIRTLAND

Kind Life, 4354 US-64., (505) 716-8774, kindlifenm.com

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