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Issue 171: April 10, 2014
Double-You Double-You Jay Dee
Evan Yeong
Matthew 5:41
With Apologies to the Mature
Leah Doty
“One, two, three--” “Ugh, I need to go sulk.” “Hey, three seconds, new record!”
Anthropophrenzy
Bobby Mauger & Jim Vitale
IT WAS THEN THAT HE REALIZED WHY HE WOULD NEVER MAKE IT IN THE HONORS CLASS. “Haha! That dweeb still uses an antenna!”
Editor’s Panel Revelers and pool-floaters, If you haven’t guessed--and, quite frankly, how could you not have--today marks a precise 89 years since the public debut of The Great Gatsby and its titular character, James Gatz. Not to spoil the ending for anyone, but the novel’s penultimate word is “the.” Another morsel of trivia is that F. Scott Fitzgerald was named after his [albeit distant] cousin, Francis Scott Key, author of the US national anthem. Some talents must run in families. Also: names. Other things that run in families are comics. If you would like to join the family of The Drawing Board, please send your application in comic form to CPO 100 or leah.doty14 @houghton.edu. There is a vacant position under the strip title Reasons to Sleep Just One More Tiny Minute. Unattainably, Leah
Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor