The Lord’s Prayer to Little Caesar’s Restaurant By Christopher Parisi Our Emperor, who art in Italy, Crunchy be thy crust; Thy palace come; Thy toppings be laid; In New York as it is in Italy. Give us this day our daily crazy bread. And forgive our thin crust, as we forgive those who thin our crust. And lead us not into Dominoes; but deliver hot and ready pizza. Ashes to ashes, Crust to crust.