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I was blessed to attend the Lacombe Art & Motorcycle Show this past weekend and for those who didn’t come out, you missed one EXCELLENT time! When I arrived at the Lacombe Memorial Centre I was not really sure what to expect, but from the minute my hand hit the door I knew this was going to be a very special event. Maureen Mackenzie, the stellar coordinator who organized the event, greeted. It was wonderful to put a face to the voice on the other end of the phone! Maureen is a dynamic human being who is blessed to be supported by the finest crew of volunteers I have ever had the pleasure of meeting and I must say, the city of Lacombe also has a very cool mayor, but I get ahead of myself. After getting my brochure and voting tickets, I dropped some of my electronics in Maureen’s office
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and took my camera on a walk about to get a feel for the show and it’s layout before filming.
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Continued from Previous Page... The variety, quality and quantity of motorcycles that were on display was awe inspiring and to see motorcycles interspersed with the traditional art displays, well that was out of this world. The two – motorcycles and art went together so well and the comments from the non-riders who came out were truly wonderful. I was blessed to see so many people come out that I knew, the hugs flowed as hard and fast as the beverages did! The food for the event was incredible and was included in the $15 ticket! Maureen and her incredible volunteers thought of everything, there were tables interspersed among the exhibits where people could sit and have a snack that was far more than a snack! The food was plentiful and diverse and if anyone went away hungry it was their own fault!
The airbrush artists who were on hand to promote their craft along with the more traditional artists were treated to over 800 visitors in 3 hours. It was the busiest show I have attended in a long, long time. Maureen and her volunteers were awfully pleased and rightly so!
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The Art & Motorcycle Show Continued from Previous Page... The monies raised from this event and others that they host throughout the year go to an endowment fund that then helps artists perfect their craft. I spent a good amount of time walking through the exhibits, speaking with the artists and getting a feel for the immense talent that lives in that central Alberta country! There was so much incredible art on hand including amazing hand crafted jewelry, pottery of all shapes and kinds, amazing wild life photography, incredible oil paintings and even some funky lawn ornaments. Some of the pieces that caught my eye the most were the Great Grey Owl photo taken in Nordegg by Scotty Roxburgh and some
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The Art & Motorcycle Show Continued from Previous Page... gorgeous acrylics of garden flowers by Kate Kilty. The variety of the artwork on the bikes that were on display was as varied as the artists themselves. I found the lighting made it very hard to get good photos of the bikes and some of the other art as the glare from the lights showed up as diamond patterns, but I did my best to capture as much of
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this amazing show as was possible. Patsi Earl from Sunstrokes was on hand with her pin ups and unique flare for depth and dimension. Little John was also on hand, and he is an artist who is capable of a wide range of art styles from
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The Art & Motorcycle Show Continued from Previous Page... horses and people to skulls and abstracts. Laure does some incredible true flame and skull work and had some of his fine pieces on display in the main foyer. Then there was the indomitable Blake from CrossEyed, another widely talented man who can create virtually anything a customer can conceive.
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The Art & Motorcycle Show Continued from Previous Page... At the end of the show however, it was the simplest of paint jobs that won the competition. The people’s choice award went to a team of young people Jared Havell and Matt Aultman. Jared built and owns the bike and Matt from Octane Art is the artist. The intense blue and black paint job matched the retro racing style bobber perfectly! Mayor Christie spoke just before the prize presentations for the People’s Choice awards and during his address to the audience he thanked Maureen and her team for their hard work and then
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The Art & Motorcycle Show - BC Events Continued from Previous Page... he suggested that since last year was year of the corset, this year was motorcycles and next year is rumored to be tattoos and that he wanted to see the event in two years time be a combination of all three, corsets, motorcycles and tattoos! How cool of a comment is that coming from a mayor? Something tells me that Lacombe and the art scene there is going to be worth following!
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2014 SPRING NEWSLETTER
SPRING is COMING
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There are a lot of children and teens in our community that come from less fortunate homes and don't have a bike. I'm willing to take in donated mountain bikes of all sizes and of somewhat good condition to repair and to give to Deb McIntosh for distribution to children and teens in our community.
Well here we are, riding season for 2014 is here. The weather has been in our favour so far. Hopefully the sun will keep shinning for everyone.
If you want more info on this program, please feel free to contact me on Facebook (Michael Laren) or
You may also call my cell at 250-608-1927 I will come to your house to pick up donations.
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I would like to take this opportunity to introduce to you all the 2014 executive board: Vince Gray
President
Geoff Tellier
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Mike DeFosse
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Marla Doherty
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Carrie Bishop
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Bill McGinn
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Congratulations to all. I have a feeling it will be an exciting year. There is lots of opportunity for anyone that wishes to get involved with the West Kootenay Toy Run Association. We are always looking for volunteers to help with the planning and running of all our events. If you are interested please contact us at: toy.run@shaw.ca
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BCCOM Update – April 28th, 2014
MLA RIDE:
motorcycling community to remind drivers to look twice because motorcycles are back on the road.
The 23rd Annual MLA Ride is only a few days away! Please come out and support this amazing event, If any of the MLA's or staff are motorcyclists to help promote a safe riding season for all of us in B.C.! Its looking like the weather is going to be fantastic! Can’t wait to see you all there! After Party BBQ: Island BMW We would like to give a BIG THANKS, to Bill and everyone at Island BMW for offering to have us all over after the ride has finished for a BBQ : hamburgers and pop! 1:30pm @ Island BMW -740 Roderick St, Victoria, BC V8Z 3K9 Event Info: All MLA's and their staff are invited to attend the 23rd Annual MLA Ride on Thursday, May 1, 2014 The MLA Ride is a motorcycle ride to the Legislature Buildings put on by the B.C. Coalition of Motorcyclists. Riders attending this ride will arrive at the Legislature at NOON to take the MLA's and their staff for a short group ride on their lunch hour so that they can experience the thrill of motorcycling firsthand. This ride enables our members to discuss issues concerning motorcycling in B.C. with their MLA and is also the big kick off to help promote May as Motorcycle Awareness Month.
or would like to be a part of the ride up to the Legislature they are welcome to meet up with the riders beforehand at one of our meeting points, which are: Tsawwassen Ferry Terminal for the 9:00 AM sailing and Mayfair Mall on Blanshard Street in Victoria at 11:00 AM. If any of the MLA's or staff are not comfortable going for a ride that very understandable and we would love for them to come out and just meet some of their constituents, even if they choose not to participate in the ride itself. It is suggested that anyone participating in the ride wear proper riding attire that day, which would include closed toe shoes, slacks, and a leather or jean jacket if available Please bring you D.O.T. approved helmets and if you have an extra helmet for your MLA passenger please bring it along.. And if any of the MLA's are riders they are more than welcome to show up on their own bikes with their own gear. I have attached a map of the short route for you to see. The one highlighted in red is the short ride that the MLA's will go on. If you have any questions please contact Tara Borgstrom, with the B.C. Coalition of Motorcyclists at (604)580-0111, or by email at office@bccom-bc.com. EVENT INFORMATION Name of Event: 23rd Annual MLA Ride Date: Thursday, May 1, 2014 Start Time: 12:00 PM End Time: 1:00 PM Estimated Attendance: 60-100 riders
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Join us for a fun day of riding, meeting new and interesting people, eating good food, silent auction, draws, and most importantly supporting a very needy and worthwhile cause. Silent Auction: Some large Ticket Items so use of Visa, Mastercard and American Express will be available.
Dangerous Curves Ladies Motorcycle Group in Quesnel, BC 2nd Annual Dangerous Curves Barkerville Bike Run Date: September 1st - Labor Day Time: Meet up at A&W North @ 10:00AM -- leave for Barkerville at 11:00 This is an OPEN event....everyone welcome!!! Contact: Brenda McGilloway 250-992-6212
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SUPPORT THE STURGIS MUSEUM WITH REAL WOMEN Make Plans now for the 2014 Biker Belles® Ride Real Women, Real Stories and Real Fun – that’s what the Biker Belles® ride is every year, and 2014 promises to be even better than prior years. The Biker Belles was created by the Sturgis Buffalo Chip® to celebrate women in motorcycling. This year’s ride, presented by Harley-Davidson, will be
held on Tuesday, August 5th. It all begins with an inspiring symposium of leading industry women at The Lodge at Deadwood. This year, participants on the symposium, titled “Ride On”, include Kathy Tolleson, Founder of Roar Motorcycles, Cat Hammes, known as the “One-Legged-Blonde” and others. These leaders will share their stories of riding and will encourage all of the participants to be a part of the world of women in motorcycling. Be sure to check out the Team Diva Comfort Zone to tune yourself up before the beautiful ride through the canyons of the Black Hills. Road Captain and safety expert, Vicki Roberts-Sanfelipo, will lead the way. Guests arrive to a special catered reception, fashion show featuring Harley-Davidson Motorclothes® and auction at the Sturgis Buffalo Chip. Created to raise funds for South Dakota charities, Biker Belles brings women, their families and friends together to celebrate the role they play in shaping the culture, sport, art and the history of motorcycling. While the ride celebrates women, everyone is welcome to join our gathering of mentorship, riding and sharing!
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Riders will make a contribution to join the Ride and festivities, 100% of which will again go directly to two South Dakota charities to benefit womenrelated causes. The Sturgis Motorcycle Museum & Hall of Fame receives a portion of the proceeds to expand or enhance exhibits that feature women riders and their role in the history and culture of motorcycling. Helping with Horsepower is the second recipient – with funds being used in the Biker Rebuild Program that helps young women and girls who are at risk or are victims of abuse. Get your tickets and learn more about the Biker Belles Ride at www.bikerbelles.com.
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From the Depths of File 13 - WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH... (AKA my two bits worth by Belt Drive Betty)
phone book shortly so that will help out those with smart phones.
share that with you.
I also have to decide if I am going to take this company to court for breech of contract or just take it up the arse without a whimper. Considering the physical state my husband is in, I will probably just I am reeling after a series of set have to let it go as I cannot put any more stress in backs and I am having to reThis same advertiser was supposed to be a sponsor his life. evaluate everything Belt Drive Betty of the TV show “Ride Like a Local” on Eastlink TV Media does and how it does it. and their cancellations have caused me to cancel Continued Next Page... the show with Eastlink TV - I do not have enough I had a major advertiser whose marketing had been all approved and set up cancel time to find other advertisers for Eastlink as my schedule is just too full and busy right now. Had this their ads for no reason and with no notice. That advertiser has caused a 5 week delay in the release happened 2 months ago, it would not have been an issue but at this late date, there is not a lot I can do of our Rider Friendly Phone Book which will finally go to the press room this week once adjustments to except re-group. the book are made. I am looking at airing the show on YouTube only
This is not a delay I could have foreseen and I deeply apologize to all who have preordered the books which won’t start arriving now until the middle of June. We will be releasing the App shortly for the
The ramifications of this advertiser backing out of their agreement will be far reaching in this little company.
for the 2014 season with episodes beginning as soon as I have time to start editing the film footage I already have. In the end this might be a good thing as I will be free to promote the show and make it available to those in regions where Eastlink TV is not an option. It will depend on my remaining sponsors for the show and how our talks go.
So, stay tuned for the decision on “Ride Like a Local” and what form it will take as soon as I can
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From the Depths of File 13 - AB Events Continued from Previous Page... On top of that disappointing news, came some condemnation from a person who feels that I should just not respond to the Sturgis North lawsuit against me and that there can be no fight if I just don’t show up for the battle. I was accused of being a bad wife because I know that stress and MS patients do not mix and that sure gave me pause for thought. My husband has MS and the stress of that lawsuit has caused a flaring of this hideous disease. This person suggested that I was a bad wife for putting him under such stress and that I should just not respond. This person either does not understand how lawsuits initiated by others work OR they truly think that my fighting for the Freedom of the Press is not a valid fight. If I was to not respond to the lawsuit, it would mean these people would win by default and that would mean that Belt Drive Betty Media and all of the charity work we do would be forever ceased. It would also affect other journalists as it would set a legal precedent that is very dangerous.
So I sit here this morning examining my business and my life. I am asking myself many questions and am hoping to find some inspiration and guidance from the riding community.
on me as a journalist and allow the setting of a dangerous legal precedent for all journalists but ends the stress for my husband? Do I continue to fight for the truth to be fully
The Sturgis North lawsuit was initiated by Ray Sasseville and Joan Hansen to cause me grief, money and to shut me up. It’s doing a good job on two out of three fronts.
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The organizers of the newly rebranded Sturgis Canada do not appreciate the information I have disseminated to the riding community and they really don’t want the truth about the players in the event brought to light. Although they are suing me for defamation and slander, I have backed everything up I have ever written with evidence and nothing they are suing me for is actionable as it is all from the public domain - this lawsuit is truly a nuisance suit. I have done my job properly. I feel awful that my business, my chosen profession is causing my husband to relapse. And I am now in a quandary - do I accept the offer to settle which sees me with a $250K gag order
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From the Depths of File 13 - AB Events Continued from Previous Page... exposed and my good name as a journalist cleared? And if I do, at what cost to my husband and marriage? If ever there was a rock and a hard place this is it. So, if you were in my boots and you knew you had done nothing wrong, that you had evidence (proof) to back up everything you said and wrote, but the stress of the lawsuit was causing your spouse to
relapse, what would you do? I have talked to my husband at great length about this situation and he is as torn as I am. I love my job, my business, the riding community and my husband, I can’t see my life without any of those elements in it. I feel like I am in hell right now and I can’t see the forest for the trees.
a good decision because you might come up with suggestions and ideas that I have been unable to come up with on my own or in discussions with my husband - we are both too close to the situation to see the other alternatives that might be out there. Your feedback and ideas would be deeply appreciated. For now, I am your editor, Belt Drive Betty
It’s hard to take a step back and evaluate everything with so much emotion at play. Your thoughts on this topic might just help me make
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David Pocock - Tool Kit on a Bike - AB Events I often get asked,”What tools do I need in a tool kit on the bike?” My answer. What kind of riding are you doing, just in town or do you plan on going on long trips? If you’re going to be staying in town with maybe short trip just outside the city limits then might be you don’t “really” need to have a kit at all. If you feel you want to have a kit then a basic set of sockets, a screwdriver, a Spark plug socket for the size of spark plug in YOUR bike and maybe a pair of pliers. Yes, there are basically three different sizes of spark plug used in bikes today also be aware that on many bikes there is limited room between the outside of the plug and the space in the top of the cylinder head to get a socket so bear that in mind and buy a GOOD quality thin wall socket.
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ot repair a flat) with these, also make sure you have the appropriate tools to remove and replace the wheel on the bike. And OH YEAH how about a real tire patching kit, which will contain patches, glue, a roughing tool that you will also use to seat the patch. The roughing tool is used to rough up the area around a hole to give the glue, and your patch, a little extra rough surface to bond to. Also remember that an air pump of some variety will be required, (personally I’ve got a little hand pump that is good to 45 psi).
A set of emergency reflectors is not a bad idea and there are some now that pack very small, made of fabric with spring steel stiffeners in the outer edges. The real key is to have a reasonable basic working
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Now, if you are going to be going on extended trips to the above add; A set of tire spoons (these are the tools to help you get your tire off and on to the rim when you need
The condensed history of a divorce:
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David Pocock - Tool Kit On A Bike - AB Events system and where they are, what kind of oil does your bike use, have a spare litre packed just in case, what kind of bulbs do the various signal and other knowledge of your bike. Things like; how to remove lights use. I am sure that you will, over time be and replace the wheels on your bike, where are able to add to this list. Of course there is the space the spark plugs and what kind are they, if you are limitations that a motorcycle has so remember that fortunate enough to have onboard diagnostics, a packing light is a virtue however the other axiom is basic list of what the codes are and what they mean, also true,” Better to have “it” and not need “it” than not to mention how do you access them, where to need “it” and not have “it”.” But be reasonable is the fuse panel and are there other fuses in the and think on where you are going and what you are
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Thoughts To Ponder - AB Events Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. AN ACTUAL CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD Van [That Made his day!]
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2011-11-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
I then threw your wallet into the big pink “pimp mobile” that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver’s side of the car. Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).; In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you’ve chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
First, I’d like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn’t expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when Thoughtfully yours, Semper fi, Alex pointed at your head ... isn’t it?! Submitted by Ron Bacon I know it probably wasn’t fun walking back to wherever you’d come from with crap in your pants. I’m sure it Was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. (That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us “Why does someone again). After I called your mother or “Momma” as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of What you’d done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
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What has commonly been known as the Medicine Hat Swap Meet (held at Harmony Hall in Redcliff) changed organizers for 2014. When word got out that Tracy & George would NOT be organizing a meet this year Darwin stepped up and ran with it. Despite the short notice to get everything into place Darwin did an outstanding job!
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It’s like a break from the long cold winter and gets everyone motivated for the upcoming season. Many in attendance come out just to sit and have a burger & a beverage and reconnect with fellow riders. There were approximately 200 people who attended and the proceeds were given to support the local Autism Chapter. Submitted by Denise Dollz
Sometimes I wake up grumpy... sometimes I let my wife sleep in.
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Motorcycle Awareness Parade & Annual Teddy Bear Run for the Childrens Ward of the Chinook Regional Hospital - Lethbridge. Both Event have been combined. - Saturday, May 10th 2014 - Gather at THE BRICK, Lethbridge, Alberta at 10:00 AM - Parade at 11:00 AM sharp! - Poker run after - (weather permitting) Hope to see all participating.
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R.A.G.E. - SK Events any and all situations at all times. It does not matter how long you’ve been riding, the type of motorcycle you are riding, your age, the others you may be riding with, the length of your hair, how cool your jacket is, the type of gear to choose to (or not to) wear, and on and on and on.
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Be defensive, alert, aware and always on guard. Rhonda Cwynar President, R.A.G.E. Riders Against Government Exploitation
In Saskatchewan the top major reasons a motorcyclist uses when an accident does occur are:
Talk with a group of riders and you’ll soon realize 1. Inattention - yes…motorcyclists use this as a that the reasons we choose to ride a motorcycle are reason when they have an accident!! very different for each and every one of us. The riding community in Saskatchewan is made up of 2. Road condition / excessive loose gravel – ride a very diverse and broad group of people. Many for the conditions of the road you seeing in front of us ride alone or with a few friends, never joining of you and that you are on. Loose gravel and or belonging to a club, organization or group. We dirt on the road surface is a huge problem all simply plate our motorcycles and ride every chance year round…not just till the roads are cleaned in we get. the Cities. In 2013 there were 27,439 motorcycles registered (at some part of the riding season by either plates or permits). These motorcycles were registered in 626 different locations! We are literally spread ALL OVER this province! All of us do share 4 common things: 1. the roads we ride on. 2. the traffic we ride with. 3. the reality that we all have zero control over what another driver / rider is going to do when in traffic, on the highway, in a parking lot, or basically anywhere. 4. that we need to be aware, alert, and riding for
3. Driver inexperience / confusion – there are a lot of new riders out there, and riders who are returning to their motorcycles after many years. This has nothing to do with the age of a rider. 4. Wild life (animals) – yes we do a lot of riding where there is wild life. 5. Careless Driving / Stunting – going too fast, passing improperly, following too closely, etc. This information was taken from a Causation Study done from 2007 – 2012 by Traffic Safety Services – SGI
So when you get on your motorcycle for the first time this season…and every time you ride. Please remember…
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bad Uncle Monkey - SK Events own inventory. If I wanted the part all he had to do was walk to the back to pick it from the shelf. Finally after he reiterated again that he couldn’t sell me the part I asked what the problem was. The simple part I was looking for was for a TriGlide but I had said I had intended to use it on a RoadKing - he couldn’t sell it to me because it wasn’t designed for my motorcycle. I assured him I had a firm grasp of what I was doing but it was clear that he truly was not going to sell me the part.
“I can’t sell you that.” I dismissed the salesman’s statement as fast as he had said it. My trip to the dealership was simply to price out some parts so I could budget them for the King build. As we talked it was becoming clear what he meant by he couldn’t sell me the parts. You would think that it would be a supply and demand thing that Harley simply didn’t produce enough of the parts and now there was a shortage somewhere in the pipe line. Maybe the part was simply obsolete or just not available just yet as a replacement part but as we talked looking at the schematics on the screen there was a part number, price and even listed the part being in stock in his
won that zoos should know that we are too stupid to know that breaking into a bear cage is a bad idea. So just like that caveman who decided to use a rock to cut flesh, just like Alexander Fleming who decided to use mold to treat sickness, just like the person who decided to install a camera on a cell phone - I’ll take my chances.
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Walking away I shook my head. I could see where he was coming from. In our litigation happy society people sue at the drop of a hat. Whether its because their coffee was too hot or that the local McDonalds ran out of McNuggets it has created a vortex of paranoia. If I used a TriGlide part on my RoadKing and it failed I could sue Harley Davidson walking away with a big payday. But that is just it. I was not using the part as the manufacture had intended, it should absolve the manufacture of any responsibility. Sadly we traded those rights and freedoms way. Common sense would say that if you buy a coffee it will be hot but we argued and won that we are too stupid to know that. Common sense would say that if you ignore human instinct to climb over a fence, then over a railing, cross a moat and get mauled by a bear then it is natural selection but we argued and
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Hey BDB, I understand your frustration but “report them” is not something I could do.
done many drivers will hate you simply because they are stuck in traffic and you are not. The nanny society that dominates us now will continue to take our rights and freedoms offering a false promise of safety. Fact is we are all going to die – I personally am in no hurry but that’s just me.
Really have we come to this – turning each other in?
Rich Burgess, Black Diamond AB
Regarding your article: Excessive speed & inattention = recipe for disaster What say you –
We have plenty of others that are quick to do the reporting, having it come from us will gain no brownie points. All it will do is pad statistics and ticket books. I realize there are some bone heads out there – it’s nothing new. In fact people that knew me in the past would probably be amazed I lived through that stage in my life. I guess you can put me in the “ shake your head and say natural selection” group, although I do hope most are able to survive. Fact is not everyone is going to love us no matter what we do as riders. Try lane splitting (accepted in much of the world) no matter how quiet your bike or how safely its
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hard and fast rule on this situation. The best thing to do is practice your braking. Concentrate on the front brake. Practice braking from 20, 30, to 60 or 70mph in a controlled environment, such as a deserted road or parking lot. If you always ride at higher speeds, practice braking at those speeds. In a panic situation, you will always revert to your training. If you never train, you will only have panic and dumb luck to rely on. Practice, practice, practice. Practice is the key.
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This is a tough one, I am not trying to avoid the question, but the best answer is, it depends on the situation. If for instance, you are driving on a two land road, approaching an intersection where you spot a vehicle that you believe may pull out in front of you. First, you should be covering your brakes whenever there is a possibility that another vehicle may violate your right of way. For instance, if you are north bound and the vehicle is southbound and about to make a left hand turn, the best thing may be to first, brake hard then release the brakes and swerve to your left going around the back of the vehicle. Of course, if you are going slow enough to stop, do so and avoid the swerving maneuver. A good idea is to practice the brake and swerve maneuver in a parking lot so that when this situation arises, you will know what to do. In this same situation, you are on a four or more lane road with a busy intersection you may have only one choice. That would be to stop prior to hitting the vehicle as swerving to the left could cause a head on collision with oncoming traffic and swerving to the right could cause a collision with a vehicle going the same direction with you. In other words, if there is an escape path, make sure you turn your head and eyes to that escape path. Never become target fixated on the left turning vehicle or you will surely hit it. There is no
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Pages 1 - 7 by Belt Drive Betty
By Mike Bechard, Lone Wolf Clubhouse
While talking to Brad, I explained the difference in styles of motorcycles. I suggested he find a bike best suited for his riding style and needs. Given The other day, while enjoying a his past, I highly advised against buying a sport nice warm cup of coffee at my bike. They are designed for one thing—SPEED; favourite Tim Horton’s, a fellow chrome and comfort are ditched, and instead, came up to me and asked if that engineers incorporate the latest track-tested was my Harley parked outside? developments in design and materials. At times I guess my Harley jacket and called “crotch rockets,” in reference to the racers’ baseball cap gave it away, to forward-bent position. Sport bikes come with lots which I replied, “Yes, it’s the most of responsive, slick-handling horsepower, loud fun you can have, just don’t let my wife know”. We colors—plus high insurance rates. laughed. I then described the all-purpose Standard; The gentleman (in his mid-fifties) who later designed neither for lightning speed nor for the introduced himself as Brad, asked me what long haul—but usually serviceable for either. it takes to be a motorcyclist? During our Standard motorcycles trace their lineage to conversation, I was trying to verify if he truly the machines designed by the great English wanted to ride or was he just looking for a cure for the summertime blues. Brad confessed to me that he tried to ride a motorcycle once when he Continued Next Page... was a young teen, but his inexperience led to a hospital trip with a concussion, broken arm and two broken ribs. Motorcycles weren’t his thing, up until now. Brad admitted that he would love to learn how to properly ride and buy himself a good reliable motorcycle, preferably a Harley-Davidson! I pondered on Brad’s enthusiasm but, let’s be honest, biking comes with risks. Safe riding habits can help eliminate danger and make twowheeling a rewarding lifelong pastime—but no one should consider riding without completing a Motorcycle Rider Training course. I suggested for Brad to enroll in the next MRT class at St. Clair College before making his decision to ride. These classes incorporate both classroom instruction and rigorous road training on MRT-supplied small-displacement (250cc) beaters. I even advised him that some insurers may underwrite MRT courses, and offer discount rates for those graduates.
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Mike Bechard - So You Want To Learn To Ride? Continued from Previous Page... motorcycle companies after World War II. They achieved a sort of perfection in the early 1970s with what has now become known as the “Universal Japanese Motorcycle” (UJM). This was first exemplified by Honda’s four-cylinder models in the 1960s. These bikes opened up motorcycling to a countless number of people because they had a reliability that was superior. I told Brad that the brother to the Standard bike are Cruisers, designed just for that. With sweptback handlebars and a lot of chrome, they are not meant to go fast, or long distances, but instead to be seen (and often, heard). The classic cruiser—and to some, the only one—is the bigbore V-Twin motorcycle built by Harley-Davidson. Known as “Hogs”—Harleys are more popular (and pricier) thanks in part to the company’s near mythical return from collapse in 1981. I said to Brad, If you want a new Harley, be watchful; it’s a buyer’s market—for the moment, anyway. I told Brad that when I bought my ‘95 Sportster new and paid sticker price for it. Three and a half years later, I traded it back to the same dealer for $500 more than I had paid originally, and he resold it for $1000 above the current price of a new one. At the time, many experienced riders agreed, a novice rider’s first motorcycle should not be a Harley—even the Sportster is a handful for a newbie.
Tri-Glides. I informed Brad that motorcycle tourers are perhaps the most devoted of all cycling enthusiasts, simply because no other vehicle so rewards the love of the open road. A motorcycle trip on a touring bike is a scenic adventure— sun in your eyes, nothing between you and the surroundings and the giddy, keen intoxication of piloting your scooter across hundreds of miles of isolated (and preferably twisting) highway. “Are Harley’s reliable?” asked Brad. I explained to him that at one time Harley made unreliable crap, but advances over the past thirty years have made Harley’s more dependable and sturdy. When
properly maintained, a good one will last 150200,000 kilometres easily. Before I departed with my new found friend, I asked Brad again, “So, you want to learn to ride? Then do it, because you only live once”. I also suggested once he felt comfortable riding, he should join a group, meet new friends, share stories—and no matter whatever else you do—as us motorcyclists like to say, keep the shiny side up and rubber side down! Ride safe, Ride free!
Mike “Chopper” Bechard
But Brad was dead set on buying a Harley and loved the look of my Root-Beer Road King. “Ok, slow down there, big fella”, I thought. Touring motorcycles are big-displacement, big-framed, heavy-duty machines, proportioned for all-day riding as well as luggage. The most popular of these is the Electra-Glide, a 1600-cc behemoth available with such options as ABS, Sirius radio, Bluetooth, and reverse gear found in the Harley
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Ontario’s first driver/motorcyclist road sharing awareness campaign launched by the Rider Training Institute in collaboration with government, retail, and insurance industry partners Increasing numbers of motorcycles on GTA roads About the Rider Training Institute necessitates greater awareness between riders The Rider Training Institute (RTI) is a national notand drivers alike. In collaboration with municipal for-profit association that offers comprehensive transportation authorities, GTA retailers, and motorcycle licensing and skills development members of the insurance sector, the Rider training programs throughout locations across Training Institute has launched a road sharing Ontario. Motorcyclists from all walks of life, both awareness campaign in advance of the 2014 beginner and seasoned riders alike, choose the motorcycling season. Following a series of live segments with CP24’s Cam Woolley on April 14, a visual tip-sheet has been distributed through social media, and printed posters will be displayed at select locations throughout the GTA.
RTI as an ongoing partner in developing paths towards long term safe and enjoyable motorcycling careers.
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A first of its kind in the region, the tip-sheet provides road users with easy to understand road sharing best practices, and places the responsibilities of motorcyclists and drivers sideby-side. “Most road awareness messaging is delivered independently to drivers or motorcyclists” stated Sharron St. Croix, Executive Director of the Rider Training Institute. “Placing their responsibilities side-by-side will ensure more people, drivers and riders alike, get the message” St. Croix went on to add. Ontario’s annual road safety reports (ORSAR) show a near equal distribution of single and multivehicle crash scenarios represented in motorcycle fatalities since 2008. This suggests that a multi pronged campaign focusing on awareness for automobile and motorcycle operators alike is overdue in Ontario. “Our hope is that drivers will benefit from tips on what to look out for, and that riders will be more aware of their own responsibilities” St. Croix added.
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Media Contact: Sharron St. Croix, Executive Director, Rider Training Institute Tel. 416-516-6151 Email: sharron@ridertraining.ca www.ridertraining.ca
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Yamaha’s‘WinAFactoryRide’IsBack! Lemieux &Tommy Dallaire (ECAN), and Dylan Wright (TransCan). Each won a ‘Factory Ride’ in addition to a $2500 parts credit! Matt Fletcher, Yamaha’s Motorcycle Marketing Coordinator commented, “Racing takes a lot of time, effort and commitment. This award gives amateur Yamaha riders from coast to coast a chance to earn a Factory Ride and $2500 in parts and accessories for 2015. The award shows our commitment to amateur racing and our appreciation of their business. We want our customers to know they’re always a part of the Yamaha family and hopefully this helps do that.” The award will be available at the Raymond Western Canadian Amateur National (July 2 – July 5), Deschambault Eastern Canadian Amateur National (July 25 – 26) and the grand finale, the Walton TransCan (August 13 – 17).
Yamaha Motor Canada is pleased to announce the Walton Raceway’s Brett Lee commented, “The return of the popular ‘Win a Factory Ride’ award. One award will be given at each of the three biggest entire team at Walton Raceway is proud to have Yamaha and the Yamaha Factory Ride program as amateur motocross events in Canada. Last year’s part of the Grand National Championship. This will big winners were Kyle Biro (WCAN), Raphael
mark the fourth year for the Yamaha Factory Ride and we are sure it will once again showcase the talent represented by the best Yamaha Amateur Athletes in Canada.” How Do You Win? Of all the Yamaha riders at each event, the winning rider will attain the most cumulative points for their finishes. Enter as many classes as you can to increase your chances! The Rules: - Contest open only to amateur Yamaha riders. - You must be a resident of Canada. - Your Yamaha must be a Canadian purchased unit. - Rider cannot be an employee of Yamaha Motor Canada or one of its dealerships. - Winner is only eligible for one prize. (Cannot win at multiple events) In 2014 you could ride away with a YZ of your choice AND $2500 parts credit Fletcher concluded, “If you race Raymond, Deschambault or Walton, make sure you’re doing it on a Yamaha. You may ride for free in 2015 on a Yamaha ‘Factory Ride’!” www.cmrcracing.com
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2014 CMDRA Bracket Racing at Mission Raceway Dates: May 16th June 20th July 25th August 15th September 12th
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27th Anual Outlaw Trial, May 17, 18 & 19 Scotch Creek, BC The 27th running of one of the most popular trials in the country will take place at Scotch Creek, BC on May 17, 18 and 19, 2014.
THE 27th THREE DAY May 17/18/19 – 2014 – at Scotch Creek. Modern Trial - Saturday & Sunday - Vintage Monday Start time 10am all three days.
This year the event will enter a new era, with a two day Modern Trial Total results will count for the overall Championship. Round #2 in Rocky Mountain House AB, Round #3 in Ymir BC.
This trial regularly attracts an entry of close to seventy competitors, and is the first round of the two-province Outlaw Championship This year, the vintage trial will take place over one full day, while the modern bikes will get two complete days of competition.
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Please see the poster for all the information.
We also have planned a Kids Trial on the Saturday night for Both Electric and engine powered bikes. Camping is good, with Porta -Potties on site. Call for details of Motels etc.
PNTA trial at Victoria Motorcycle Club May 10 and 11, 2014 The Victoria motorcycle Club will host two rounds of the international PNTA championship over the May 10 & 11 weekend. The event will take place at the VMC club property, and all details are provided on the poster. Trials Canada Bob Johns www.trialscanada.com
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Phone Outlaw Dave for further info: (250) 545-6139 Directions : - Follow the road to Scotch Creek from Hiway one West of Sorrento. Then turn left At Leopold road at the top of the hill after you leave town (Tire sign on left) red arrows from that point.
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All usual Classes – Entry $25 per day - $10 Vintage - Kids free A big thanks to the land owners for the use of this fantastic area.
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2014 Schedule of Events SOAR Practice Weekend - May 10 & 11, 2014 Grand Bend Raceway - Configuration - TBA Round One - May 23-25, 2014 Grand Bend Raceway - Reverse Alien Round Two - June 13-15, 2014 SOAR/RACE Invitational Grand Bend Raceway - Modified Track - All Bike Weekend June 27-29, 2014 - SOAR/RACE Invitational Shannonville Motorsports Park Round Three - July 11-13, 2014 Grand Bend Raceway - Long Track - Steve Shreeve Memorial Weekend Round Four - August 15-17, 2014 Grand Bend Raceway - Reverse Technical Round Five - September 19-21, 2014 Grand Bend Raceway - Screaming Alien Track Round Six - October 3-5, 2014 Grand Bend Raceway - Long Track - Annual Thanksgiving Potluck Feast
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Faith & Motorcycles - ON Events Making a difference: Don’t know about you, but I have to say there is something special about watching a movie where a man, woman or childmakes a positive difference in the world. I can’t help but recall the departed “Indian Larry” who was a pioneer Pastor Chuck in the revolutionary design and promotion of his amazing creations, and his tireless efforts to be a spokesperson for the industry which had literally blossomed in the late 1990’s and early 2000’s. Biker build offs and biker reality shows hit the networks with a flurry and ‘Indian Larry’ was always colorful and accommodating. Myself I love action movies and the odd comedy, but I never missed a movie with ‘John Candy’ starring in it. His on screen demeanor was entertaining and genuinely funny, as was his behind the scenes character and kind heartedness. I recall my kids growing up watching his movies with us and they always look back on those days with a fondness and big smiles.
In recent years, blockbuster Hollywood megamovies have often featured super heroes, like Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Ironman, all who seemingly save the world or protect humanity from an evil force, thus making a difference in the lives of people everywhere. I was recently asked why I chose to become a biker church pastor and what came to mind, was the thought that I wanted to make a difference. I wanted people who did not know Jesus, to have the opportunity to hear the salvation message, and to know that they can experience a supernatural change in their life and obtain citizenship in heaven. No personal agenda, no other motivation. I simply want to make a positive difference. I don’t believe that God keeps score, but rather He sees our hearts and whether we impact one person or a thousand, what is important is the fact that we give our best to God, and that we genuinely care for those who have not received salvation. I mean, if you had a cure
for cancer, would you not want to share it with the world? Even more than that, I know with assurance that eternal life is very real, as is a life of joy, contentment, peace and hope in these few short years we walk this planet. How ironic that we read in our “Owner’s Manual for Life” (the bible) in John 3:17 God sent his
Son into the world not to judge the world, but to save the world through him. Talk
about making a difference !? Jesus Christ is real, and He wants to make a difference in your life.
Ride Safe, Ride True
- Pastor Chuck
Who can forget Paul Henderson’s heroics in the “Canada – Russia” hockey series in 1972? Sports heroes abound and depending on your sport and your team, it wouldn’t be hard to come up with names of athletes whose contributions and outstanding performances change the course of championship history.
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ON Events “When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.” - Norm Crosby Canadian Riders Support Program Network By joining the Canadian Riders Support Program you volunteer to provide assistance to broken down riders in your area. This assistance may include providing information about nearby repair shops, towing, accommodations, making phone calls, providing directions, etc. While some Canadian Riders have expressed that they would be able to provide help with tools, wrenching, towing, and even temporary accommodations, the level of assistance you may provide is totally up to you as you feel comfortable and safe to do so. Let’s face it, most of us have been there.... away from home and broke down by the side of the road. Canadian Rider Members are also listed in Belt Drive Betty’s Little Black Book, a resource directory currently carried in the saddlebags of thousands of Canadian Riders.
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Do you smoke after sex?” “I don’t know, I never looked. The Busted Knuckle Chronicles - Canada’s Rider Powered News www.bustedknucklenews.com
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ON News - ON Events locations, probable vehicle information, etc. and a Missing Child poster to distribute in a given area. We canvas the last know area the child was either known or seen and distribute the posters and talk to whomever we can. If there is a vehicle involved, we have a plan to monitor the roadways in and around that area.
My name is Daniel Thurber of Fort Frances, Ontario Canada. I would like to introduce you not only to myself but the organization I represent. The organization is called B.U.R.N. (Bikers Urban Response Needed) which is a division of C.F.S.I. (Center For Search & Investigation). I am The Canadian National President. These names are probably foreign to you now but we are in 45 States, Canada and parts of Europe, in Australia and growing. C.F.S.I. is staffed by licensed private investigators and they are who do all of the intake and investigative work as you might expect. They then turn to B.U.R.N. when we have credible information,
Upcoming ON Events June - August Select arrows to view events.
Our main goals are to ensure that the child is “Found Safe” and prevent them from being introduced into the unseemly world of child trafficking, which occurs far too often in about 1/3 of the cases of missing kids. 2100+ kids go missing every day in the United States and Canada (source: US Dept. of Justice-Amber Alerts Canada) and we want to do our part to get these kids back into a safe environment by working with law enforcement and the parents/ guardians. Please read over the attached documents and peruse our websites: www.cfsimissing.org and http://www.bikersurbanresponseneeded.org/ Home_Page.html so that you can see what we are all about. Both organizations are also pending 501(c)3 status U.S. All I am asking of you is to recognize our sole efforts to get these kids where they belong, whether it is in the home or in a more sheltered/ controlled environment if the home is not safe. We are also developing child safety programs for parents to help them in the prevention and awareness of this.
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Join Veterans, Law Enforement, First Responders, and their supporters, from both Canada, and the US, on this overnight, cross border ride, to Wenatchee Washington. June 7th, 2014 Check out http://canamveteransride.weebly. com for details. «Half The Fun is Getting There».
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Canada’s Online Stop for Bikers & Bikeuses The Lapel Pins Boutique lapelpins-boutique.blogspot.ca Lise Charron 581 307 7433
Tee Shirts, Patches & More in the BDB Store! We appreciate your support!
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“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” - Oscar Wilde
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Catholic Nun Wisdom When you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. When you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, people may be jealous; Be happy anyway. You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway. – Mother Teresa
Pen Name Wisdom If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a RollsRoyce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. –Robert X. Cringely Fantasy Writer Wisdom If you get a chance, don’t hesitate. Mercy and cowardice are the same.- Joe Abercrombie
Worry Wisdom Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywhere.-Anonymous Children’s Book Illustrator Wisdom I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. – Robert McCloskey Tennessee Wisdom Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.-Diane Black
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NS Events I’m against picketing, I just don’t know how to show it.
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Nova ScotiaNews / Events “The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.” - Brendan Behan
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