AWOL Issue 433

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FOR THE EXPAT IN ALL OF US! ISSUE 433 23rd June 2017

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•This• weekend sees the return of the Jazz Festival to Hua Hin, a once annual event that has suffered some hua hin

setbacks in recent years after it had established itself as a major draw for visitors to the town. The line up this year sees some familiar faces mixed with some new blood, and appears to be heading back towards the format that proved so successful in the early years of the event. Artists from Thailand will be joined on two stages, an Open stage and the Main stage, by performers from Japan, Australia, USA, Denmark, and the UK. The Main stage will be located on the beach next to the Centara Grand Resort, while the Open stage will be on the beach access road that runs between Centara Villas and the Centara Grand, the continuation of Damnoernkasem Road (Soi 61), along with a number of other stalls and events in both areas. Both stages will have acts on both Saturday 24th and Sunday 25th June, with the Open stage having a more fluid lineup which does not have a set schedule; the Main stage does have a schedule, beginning at 6pm and running to 11pm; the running order (Thai unless stated) on Saturday is Abacus (U.S.A.), Malene Mortensen (Denmark), Koh Mr.Saxman & The Sound Of Siam feat. Pui Duangpon/ Alex Foster /Vladimire Cetkar and JAZZKAMIKAZE (Denmark); on the Sunday the artists (in order) will be HUA HIN Connection Feat. Peter Gilligan, Asia7 feat. Thanis Sriklindee, The SwingKings, and the J-JAZZ All Stars (Japan). Entrance is free, but there will probably be some VIP areas that will have a charge. You can find full details and last minute updates on either the website, www.huahininterjazz.com, or Facebook page HuaHinJazzFest.


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weather & tides World weather (22-6-17)

Local Forecast AND TIDES

Rain (mm) Conditions Temp. °C Tides CITY Weather High H L 1st 2nd 3rd 4th °C SA 1 Mostly cloudy 30 26 05:57 1.2m 07:31 2m 13:11 1.3m 18:17 2.7m Amsterdam Sunny 21 SU 5 A t-storm in spots 30 26 06:31 1.2m 07:44 2m 13:35 1.3m 18:45 2.7m Ankara Light fog 11 MO 7 Cloudy with showers 31 26 07:04 1.2m 07:49 2m 14:01 1.3m 19:11 2.6m Athens Mild 21 TU 1 Cloudy; a shower 32 25 07:34 1.3m 07:50 2m 14:28 1.3m 19:34 2.6m Auckland Light rain 16 WE 3 Overcast; a shower 33 26 07:56 1.3m 14:51 1.3m 19:51 2.5m Beijing Rain 20 TH 1 A t-storm around 33 26 08:06 1.3m 08:15 2.1m 15:05 1.4m 19:59 2.4m Berlin Sunny 16 FR 7 A t-storm in spots 33 26 08:02 1.4m 09:05 2.1m 14:54 1.4m 19:48 2.4m Buenos Aires Clear 13 Cairo Scattered clouds 23 Chicago Mostly cloudy 22 thailand weather (22-6-17) Copenhagen Sunny 11 Dubai Clear 35 Place Temp Hum Conditions Place Temp Hum Conditions Dublin Broken clouds 15 Aranyaprathet 32 °C 61% Scattered Clds Nakhon Sawan 32 °C 69% Scattered Clds Helsinki Passing clouds 10 Nan 30 °C 62% Scattered Clds Ban A To 30 °C 73% Ho Chi Minh City Thunderstorm 31 33 °C 71% Partly Cldy Ban Baen Chado 33 °C 63% Scattered Clds Nang Rong Hong Kong Scattered clouds 31 29 °C 79% Mostly Cldy Ban Bang Bamru 33 °C 63% Scattered Clds Narathiwat Islamabad Scattered clouds 26 32 °C 58% Scattered Clds Ban Bang Duan 33 °C 63% Scattered Clds Nong Khai Istanbul Passing clouds 21 30 °C 70% Mostly Cldy Ban Bua Chum 30 °C 76% Scattered Clds Pattani Jakarta Overcast 30 Pattaya 30 °C 66% Light Rain Ban Fai Na 31 °C 66% Mostly Cldy Jerusalem Cool 17 29 °C 74% Mostly Cldy Ban Hua Tho 33 °C 63% Scattered Clds Phayao Johannesburg Clear 8 Phetchabun 32 °C 57% Scattered Clds Ban Ko Thung 31 °C 55% Partly Cldy Karachi Partly sunny 31 Phetchaburi 32 °C 58% Partly Cldy Ban Krathing Lai 30 °C 66% Light Rain Kuala Lumpur Broken clouds 31 Phitsanulok 33 °C 59% Scattered Clds Ban Na Si Nuan 31 °C 66% Mostly Cldy London Sunny 19 Phrae 29 °C 74% Mist Ban Nong Pladuk 30 °C 74% Mostly Cldy Madrid Passing clouds 22 31 °C 66% Mostly Cldy Ban Samphan 37 °C 43% Scattered Clds Phuket Manila Partly sunny 32 Prachin Buri 31 °C 71% Scattered Clds Bangkok 34 °C 52% Partly Cldy Mexico City Passing clouds 19 Chaiyaphum 30 °C 53% Scattered Clds Prach. Khirikhan 31 °C 57% Partly Cldy Moscow Sprinkles 9 Ranong 26 °C 91% Light Rain Chanthaburi 30 °C 73% Mist Mumbai Broken clouds 31 Rayong 30 °C 66% Light Rain Chawang 30 °C 74% Overcast New Delhi Haze 29 32 °C 64% Scattered Clds Chiang Mai 31 °C 52% Scattered Clds Roi Et New York Clear 23 Samui 31 °C 70% Partly Cldy Chiang Rai 29 °C 74% Mostly Cldy Oslo Cool 12 Sattahip 29 °C 79% Overcast Chok Chai 36 °C 55% Overcast Paris Sunny 22 Satun 28 °C 79% Partly Cldy Chumphon 28 °C 75% Partly Cldy Perth Partly sunny 16 32 °C 62% Mostly Cldy Kam Paeng Phet 31 °C 69% Scattered Clds Songkhla Phnom-Penh Thunderstorm 32 Sukhothai 31 °C 70% Scattered Clds Kamalasai 31 °C 66% Mostly Cldy Rio De Janeiro Passing clouds 21 34 °C 23% Scattered Clds Kanchanaburi 32 °C 53% Scattered Clds Suphan Buri Riyadh Sunny 31 Surat Thani 31 °C 75% Scattered Clds Khanom 31 °C 70% Partly Cldy Rome Sunny 20 Surin 33 °C 71% Partly Cldy Khlong Yai 30 °C 74% Partly Cldy San Francisco Passing clouds 17 30 °C 60% Mist Ko Lanta 32 °C 75% Scattered Clds Tak Seoul Scattered clouds 27 Takua Pa 31 °C 66% Mostly Cldy Ko Samui 31 °C 70% Partly Cldy Shanghai Partly sunny 24 Tha Tum 33 °C 24% Partly Cldy Ko Sichang 34 °C 52% Partly Cldy Singapore Partly sunny 30 30 °C 62% Scattered Clds Krabi 31 °C 70% Scattered Clds Tha Wang Pha Stockholm Overcast 13 31 °C 70% Scattered Clds Lampang 32 °C 59% Scattered Clds Thoen Sydney Scattered clouds 17 Lamphun 30 °C 59% Scattered Clds Thong Pha Phum 29 °C 73% Light Rain Taibei/Taipei Broken clouds 36 Thung Chang 30 °C 62% Scattered Clds Loei 33 °C 63% Partly Cldy Tokyo Partly sunny 27 32 °C 75% Scattered Clds Lop Buri 33 °C 63% Scattered Clds Trang Vancouver Sunny 16 Trat 30 °C 74% Partly Cldy Mae Hong Son 29 °C 68% Overcast Vientiane Partly cloudy 34 Ubon Ratchathani 31 °C 70% Mostly Cldy Mae Sariang 30 °C 70% Mist Yangon Partly sunny 31 Udon Thani 34 °C 59% Scattered Clds Mae Sot 30 °C 66% Mostly Cldy Zurich Mild 21 30 °C 66% Mostly Cldy Mukdahan 30 °C 72% Scattered Clds Umphang Nakhon Phanom 28 °C 75% Scattered Clds Uttaradit Nak. Ratchasima 31 °C 58% Scattered Clds Wichian Buri

30 °C 61% Partly Cldy 30 °C 69% Scattered Clds


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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is....Drink like a fish Drink heavily, especially of alcoholic drink. Clearly an allusion to fishes’ close association with water and their apparent open-mouthed taking in of water. Freshwater fish actually take in water by absorption rather than by drinking, although sea fish do actively drink seawater. The phrase is known since 1640 and appears in Fletcher and Shirley’s The night-walker, or the little theife, from that date: “Give me the bottle, I can drink like a Fish now, like an Elephant.” ‘Drink like an elephant’ didn’t catch on. There is a more recent potential boost to use ‘drink like a fish’ - at least for Californian Valley girls. In January 2005 a press release for the Dalian Fisherman’s Song Maritime Biological Brewery in China, said that they had developed a fermentation process to make fish into wine. So now, you can ‘drink, like, a fish’.

Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net

your stars Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19

You won’t be immortalized upon death, specifically, but people will come from miles around to see the Tomb of the Unknown Guy Who Tried to Eat a Whole 6-Foot Sub In 30 Seconds.

Taurus Apr 21 – May 21

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22

Gemini May 22 – June 21

Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23

For the last time: You do not have miraculous stigmata that cause you to bleed like the wounded Christ. You’ve been shot.

Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18

It’s not that she no longer loves you, it’s that she never did. She is a plastic doll and cannot love.

you.

You’ll take a long trip on a luxurious passenger train and meet a diverse group of travelers, all of whom will later collaborate to murder

Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20

The smell still won’t go away. It won’t. It won’t. It won’t.

After years of trying to cultivate a gruff-but-lovable persona, you’ve gotten as far as a pretty decent abusivebut-screwable.

Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21

Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22

People are free to think whatever they want, but you’re pretty sure the parking-lot attendant guys were the real heroes of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21

goodbye.

coffee.

You’ve managed to maintain a little bit of mystery about yourself, but that will evaporate when they find the last two nurses’ bodies.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

Sex with you is an earthshattering experience, especially the part where hundreds of Indonesians lose their lives.

If there’s one thing that gives you hope when all else fails— one small true thing that keeps you hanging on to this life—you sure haven’t thought of it yet.

The stars only allowed you to keep that kitten because you promised you’d feed it and clean up after it. Now put it in the shoe box and say

You’ll be diagnosed with a rare condition that makes it impossible for you to get started in the morning unless you have, like, three cups of

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sudoku Each week we have an easy and a hard Sudoku puzzle. Just fill in the empty squares so that each horizontal and vertical line, and each section, has all the numbers 1 to 9.

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puzzles codeword

Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Two or three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.

Last Issue’s Solution

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crossword Across 1 Giant American tree (7) 8 Not professional (7) 9 Lake in Hungary (7) 10 Stimulate into creative activity (7) 11 String of twisted fibres (5) 13 Jingoistic (9) 15 Where one was educated (with a tie?) (3,6) 18 Dark (5) 21 Do physical exercises? (4,3) 22 Test or study carefully (7) 23 Soon (archaic) (7) 24 Clumsy - problematic (7)

The solution to last week’s puzzle is on page 15

Down 1 Automaton (5) 2 Indian city (5) 3 At a disadvantage (2,3,4,4) 4 Sandinista leader (6,6) 5 Novel by Jane Austen (9,4) 6 North American country (6) 7 Solidify with cold (6) 12 Where the Lord Chancellor sits (8) 14 See 12 15 Islands north of Scotland (6) 16 Type of fuel (6) 17 See 4 19 Destroyer goddess of Hinduism (5) 20 Surrender (5)

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area 555 Got some great jokes? Send them to us on submissions@awolonline.net

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argument Last night I was in a bar when me and a friend got in an argument with some hard-looking guys; my mate quickly time off whispered to me “Let’s pretend we’re the police”.. I rung up work this morning.. Long story short, they kicked the hell out of us before we even “My wife died last night.” I explained. “I’m going to need some got through the first verse of “Roxanne”. time off.” “Oh my goodness, that’s awful.” Replied the secretary. “We worried understand though, take as much time off as you need.” When i heard an old man with a wrinkly face who everyone “Thank you.” I said. “It’ll be about 18 years, if I behave myself.” knew as Mr ‘Cant’ had passed away i was a bit worried it might be Harry Redknapp. guests An Irishman returns home and sees 16 crates of Guinness and guinness a loaf of bread in the hallway. A Chinese man walks into a pub in West Belfast. He asks his brother if they were expecting company, and he He orders a pint of stout, drinks half of it and then goes to the said “No.” toilet. The first bloke then said “What’s all this bread for then?” He’s no sooner gone than a bloke gets up out of his seat and goes up to the bar and farts in the Chinese man’s Guinness. vets The Chinese man returns but the barman stops him from Chad took his dog to the vet. drinking telling him what had just happened. “Doctor,” he said sadly, “I”m afraid I”m going to have to ask The Chinese man goes over to the guy responsible and shouts you to cut off my dog”s tail.” ‘Ah you fart in ma Guinness?’ The vet stepped back, “Chad, why should I do such a terrible And the guy says ‘No, I’m Gerry Adams’ thing?” yobs Chad replied, “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don”t want anything to make her think she is welcome.” Some local yobs stole 20 crates of Red Bull from our local corner shop. mathematics rocks! I don’t know how they can sleep at night. “This next song is called Subtraction.” “Take it away, boys.”

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airports, space food and quiet reflection It’s that time of the year when any annual decorating projects take place here in the home of THAB. Those jobs many of us try to put off, or simply hire someone else to do, but which this year bring with them the sobering thought of hundreds of people in London who no longer have a home at all. That tragic high rise fire in Kensington, which has left many without family members, friends or neighbours, and all of them without their possessions or hope for the future. Enquiries into the cause of the fire, and more importantly why it spread so quickly, could take months if not years, but London Mayor Sadiq Khan has pointed the finger at years of neglect by both local and national government, and subject to the formal investigation there seems no reason to doubt him. We Brits like to think that our country is a world leader in the fields of construction and safety - well ahead of countries like Thailand for example, yet this isn’t the first time we have been found to be sadly lacking. Across the UK there are hundreds of similar high rise blocks of flats, many dating back to the 1960’s, when the ideal solution to housing problems was to build upwards. In fact at the time it did seem like a sensible idea, and here in Hull at least those flats were not intended to house large families, so the realisation that families of up to six people, possibly more, were housed way up there in Grenfell Tower was a shock. As well as highlighting failures in building and maintainance, the issue of families with children having to live like that in what should be a ‘first world’ country surely has to be high on the agenda. Everything else which is going on pales into insignificance this week. It isn’t easy to lighten up, but let’s at least try. First with the introduction of fish and chips into space. On June 13th the honour of sending the first portion of this UK delicacy into space went to Hull based and award winning Papas chippy, and the fish was of course haddock. It was Papas way of celebrating their award, and they did it in style with a wedge of lemon on top of the meal. Something which is still considered to be quite posh in these parts. Space being what it is the haddock, chips and lemon had to be firmly glued together in its’ container, and only stayed up there a few hours, hanging on to a weather balloon before falling back to earth. But plans are also afoot for the launch of a pattie and chips into space on June 27th. For those who don’t know what a pattie is - probably most of

you - basically it is seasoned mashed potato battered and deep fried, traditionally served with chips. A feast of carbs which can be enhanced by liberal applications of salt, vinegar and ketchup. Virtually unknown outside Hull (no surprise there) the meal has been chosen by the BBC as a way of introducing local children to science. The BBC Radio Humberside Space Mission is due to blast off this week, on June 23rd, although it might deliver a bigger blast if accompanied by a traditional portion of mushy peas. Good news for expats last week with the findings of a survey of the worlds 10 worst airports. The survey, by ‘Air Help’, a company specialising in flight compensation cases, found that while Suvarnhabumi airport ranked at number 9, the UK did even worse with Gatwick, Stansted and Edinburgh all in the bottom 10. The survey, which rated 76 airports for punctuality, quality and service also covered the worlds 10 best, with top place in that category going to Changi airport, Singapore. No surprise there then. On the subject of airports, on June 23rd 1940 Amsterdams’ Schipol airport became a target for allied bombing. Opened as a military airbase in 1916, by 1940 Schipol was also a civilian airport housing most of the KLM fleet, and had a huge production facility for military aircraft. It suffered heavy damage in 1940 when Germany invaded Holland shortly before the allied raid, and again when German forces retreated at the end of the war leaving destruction in their wake. Given the way in which Schipol bounced back after the war and grew into what it is today, Departure Gate D6 leaves a lot to be desired. And finally - also last week Thailand became the scene for one of those ‘don’t try this at home’ incidents, when a zoo keeper in Samui put his head in a crocodiles’ mouth. The croc seemed to be mesmerised as the keeper stroked its’ open jaws with a thin stick, but soon became bored with the game. You have been warned....

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A non-profit fellowship of men and women for whom drugs have become a major problem

Meetings now in Hua Hin on Sundays at 10.30am, Tuesdays at 12 noon and Thursdays at 6pm Contact Add 086 014 7585 Emmanuel K. 090 438 387 Mark 084 314 1928

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money & information overseas calls information

REVERSE CHARGE CALLS The list below is the free number to connect to an operator of that country to request the reverse charge call. ARGENTINA 001-999-54-1000/ 2000 AUSTRALIA 001-999-61-1000/2000 AUSTRIA 001-800-28787421 BAHRAIN 001-999-973-1000 BRUNEI 001-999-673-1000 CANADA 001-999-15-1000/2000 DENMARK 001-999-45-1000 FRANCE 001-999-33-1000 GERMANY 001-999-49-1000 HAWAII 001-800-865-8424 HONG KONG 001-999-852-1086 INDONESIA 001-999-62-1000/2000 ISRAEL 001-999-972-1000/ 2000 ITALY 001-999-39-1000 JAPAN 001-999-811-0051 KOREA 001-999-82-1000/ 2000/ 2001 MACAU 001-999-853-1000 MALAYSIA 001-999-60-1000/4000/ 4001 MALTA 001-999-356-1000 MEXICO 001-999-52-1000 NEPAL 001-800-977-1-9999 NETHERLANDS 001-999-31-1035 NEW ZEALAND 001-999-64-1066 PHILIPPINES 001-999-63-1000/ 3000/ 6000 PORTUGAL 001-999-351-1000 RUSSIA 001-999-7-1000 SINGAPORE 001-999-65-0000/ 2008 SOUTH AFRICA 001-999-27-1000 SPAIN 001-999-34-1066 TAIWAN 001-999-886-1000 U.A.E. 001-999-971-1000 U.K. 001-999-44-1066 U.S.A. 001-999-1-1111/ 2001/ 2002 Thanks to the staff at CAT in Hua Hin for providing the above numbers. FREE and cheap CALLS If your mobile phone or device and that of the person you are calling supports it, you can use a number of apps to make free calls anywhere, with the best known being Skype and Viber. The mobile phone operators offer special numbers to prefix an international number to get cheap rate international calls. More information call True 1331 AIS 1175 DTAC 1678

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Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Police Station 032 511 027 Tourist Police 032 516 219 Cha-Am Police 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Red Cross 032 512 567 Municipality 032 532433 Tessabahn 032 511 047 Immigration 032 520 617 Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Electricity Office 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Water Office 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TOT Call Centre 1100 TT&T 032 532 018 3BB 032-900020-1 086-0127273 3BB Call Centre 1530 CAT 032 511 350 Alcoholics Anonymous 0870 620 098 Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928

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balloon chasers & events

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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email submissions@awolonline. net or post it on our Balloon Chasers facebook group. recently added and coming soon

father teds, Damnoernkasem Road. Every Friday in June is Lads Night - get Happy Hour prices on all draught beers (see ad p2) johnnie walker, soi selekam/ poolsuk road. Happy Hour every day from 9am to 8pm (see ad on p9 for details). PIT’S CAFE, Dusitland 8, Soi 94. Every Saturday from 2-6pm, All You Can Drink draught Leo; Ladies 300 baht, Men 400 baht Regular offers Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; The 99 baht breakfast is Back! FREE Sunday Roast spend 250 baht and get a free Sunday Roast (see ad p2). Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. chocolate cafe, soi 102. Every Tuesday from 6.30 pm, free Thai and Western food buffet. double d, Soi 6. Happy Hour every day from 2 - 8pm; Buy 2 get 1 free on all small domestic beers, Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Heineken 65 baht, large domestic beers 70 baht. el murphy’s, soi selekam. Murfs Happy Times from 7am to 7pm Pints of: Guinness 189 bt, Old Speckled Hen 210 bt, Magners and Stowfor cider 180 bt. All day Chang and Leo Large 90 bt, small 49 bt. father teds, Damnoernkasem Road. Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p2 for details. la maison bleu, Phetkasem road. Every Saturday from 7 to 10pm Live music by Susan and Larry. nany’s cafe, soi 88. Friday special - Fish ,chips and mushy peas 139 bt, Atlantic cod fillet chips and mushy peas 220 bt. Also Leo draft now available small(half) 55 bt, large(pint) 75 bt passport cafe, Samorphrong. Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) red piano, soi kanjanomai. Happy Hour every day from 5 - 7pm buy one get one free. the palm bistro, soi 88. Join their Sunday Lunch Club and start earning a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) toon’s bar and restaurant, soi 6, borfai. Now open every day from 3pm serving a wide range of Thai and Western food until 9pm, and great prices all day every day on drinks until late

Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills Upcoming north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 Inform awol or Surf fm of your charitable or non commercial event and we will 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) announce it here pub quizzes Ongoing king bar, Soi Binthabaht. Quiz second Rescue Paws is a non-profit organization Monday of every month (next one Monday based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping 10th July 2017 at 7.30 pm) . Free entry, food and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome. animal population. Find out more on their Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab. website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third page RescuePawsThailand Tuesday of every month (next one is on Trash Hero Hua Hin now every Sunday Tuesday 18th July,). 10 rounds including at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. There is eponymous Facebook page for weekly details limited space so early bookings are strongly HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If recommended. Call Mike 084 3769438 cooking is your hobby you can join an for more info and for bookings. Sunset international group of hobby cooks in Hua Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel Hin. Each one of the members in the group going south on the Takiap Road. has a chance to host a dinner party in his/ tk roadhouse, Khao Takiab. First her home for the other members. If you love Tuesday of every month ‘The Best Quiz In cooking and like to make new friends you Town’! 8 rounds, beer questions, free food. should join. You do not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 562290 British style Dusit Thani Hua Hin Soccer Sunday Roasts: Academy: exercise and professional football coaching for kids. Andreanna’s, Khao Takiab Hua Hin Hash house Harriers every Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Saturday around the area. (see p22) Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Cicada Market and Performing Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A Nany’s Cafe, Soi 88 great place to spend an evening Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab. Bookings only 084 376 9438 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112. events Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline. net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@ gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5.

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LOCAL SPORTS hua hin city F.C

Hua Hin City F. C. is the local professional team formed in 2011, playing their matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Takiab. results saturday 17th june 2017 Hua Hin City 0 - 1 Nonthaburi FC

match report Hua Hin City FC 0 – 1 Nonthaburi FC Probably the largest crowd of the season turned out at Takiab Stadium to witness the changes that had happened since the end of Leg 1, which was just 3 weeks ago i.e. Many Leg 1 players had returned to their studies at university; A lot of new players had been recruited for Leg 2; The club had recruited a new head coach, Sebastien Roques; and the team would be wearing their brand new kit, brandishing new sponsors. Expectations were very high, and the team played well in all areas of the field except where it mattered – in front of goal. Even then, they could be excused because the FIXTURES Nonthaburi keeper played out of his skin. Unfortunately, we still need a dedicated saturday 24th june 2017 centre-forward. That position should be filled in a couple of days’ time. IPE Samut Sakhon v Hua Hin City 18:00 Despite the team not being quite complete, balls were going from defence to Dorian in midfield, who in very quick time moved them out to the wingers who were also thai League 4 very good. Movement of the ball was excellent. Hua Hin put ball after ball into the Western Region table danger area, but were thwarted by the keeper or giant centre-half every time. Team P GD PTS Nonthaburi’s goal, which came midway through the first half was a bad mistake in 1 Suphanburi B 15 +23 38 several areas. Wichan came for a ball, leaving his goal undefended. Defenders were 2 Assumption United 15 +13 33 watching the ball, rather than their man. In the end it was a simple header into an 3 Muangkan United 15 +12 32 empty goal mouth – game over. 4 BTU United 15 +3 26 From the minute they took the lead, Nonthaburi employed some very frustrating 5 Look Isan 15 +2 22 gamesmanship. They were constantly disrupting the flow of the game by feigning 6 Ratchaburi Mitr Phol B 15 −6 19 injury, and a Hua Hin player would put the ball out of play while everybody waited 7 Nonthaburi 15 −5 18 for the player to stand up again. This tactic was employed regularly for at least 30 minutes before the referee started booking players for deliberate time wasting. When 8 Hua Hin City 15 −7 12 it is so blatant, one wonders why the losing team participates in this ‘gentlemanly 9 IPE Samut Sakhon United 15 −13 12 conduct’, when the conduct of the players feigning injury is far from gentlemanly. 10 Pathum Thani United 15 −22 1 All in all, Hua Hin’s football has improved in many ways, and the results will start coming. When we gain confidence by putting a couple of results together, the side will become increasingly stronger. hash house harriers

A drinking Club with a running & walking Problem! then dirt road for 200m to car park. The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Snacks: Dragon Tail Alternative from Cha-Am via the bypass: Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays Tax Collector: Cathusalem for around an hour’s. run/walk in the Location: Off the Chomphol Road (Route (Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ ZLzAYXfG3xo): Go to the bypass and surrounding countryside followed by 1010) near the 7 km marker a social gathering. lf you would like to Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ head south and exit left at Chomphol Road traffic lights located between 16 & come along then visit our website www. XS1RFN5YEbP2 h2h3-cah3.weebly.com or Facebook at GPS Coordinates: N 12.656108, E 17 km markers. Head east on Chomphol Road for 1.3 km turn right (HHH Sign), www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full 99.891969 (N 12 39.366, E 99 53.518) go a further 1.3 km turn left (HHH sign) details and directions. Please note that DIRECTIONS to RUN SITE people attending and participating do so From Hua Hin & Cha-Am via Phetkasem and then dirt road for 200m to car park. entirely at their own risk. Road (Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/ Any queries please call Ballbanger on 085 NEXT RUN -Saturday 24th June maps/rGjNEPnK7d12): Take Phetkasem 088 7181 or Tinks on 086 898 2664 2017, meeting @ 4:45 pm for a 5:15 Road to Chomphol Road (Route 1010) Hash Tax: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female pm Start. located between the 205 & 206 km Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids Hua Hin House Harriers (H2H3) Run markers. Head west on Chomphol Road ฿50, under 8’s Free). Your effort to bring #361 - UK Armed Forces Day Run for 6.8 km turn left (HHH sign), drive a the CORRECT change would be very Hares: Ballbanger further 1.3 km turn left (HHH sign) and much appreciated. Disclaimer All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us at publication. Some articles are satire or ‘spoof ’ stories intended as humour. No responsibility is accepted other than that stipulated by law. Although the information in this publication has been obtained from sources believed to be reliable, AWOL cannot guarantee accuracy in all cases. Any opinions expressed are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher. All materials copyright. All rights reserved and no part of this publication may be reproduced in part or in full without the previous written consent of the publisher. Neither can any part be stored in a retrieval situation, nor transmitted by electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or any other means. AWOL is printed by Petchpoom Printing, and we can be contacted on info@awolonline.net or 081 614 8728. Please send any other communications to Mrs Chukamol James, Managing Director, AWOL Co. Ltd., 136/229 Emerald Hill, Soi 6, Mooban Borfai, Hua Hin, Prachuap Kiri Khan, 7110, THAILAND.


local golf Butterfly Rock Golf society

RESULTS 19th June 2017 Black Mountain Stableford 31 entered 1st Chris Wilson 36 pts (24) 2nd Simon Seymour 34 pts (12) 3rd Steve Shepherdson 34 pts (05) 4th Stephen Bailey 33 pts (08) 14th June 2017 Banyan Stableford 28 entered 1st Patrick Morrissey 40 pts (18) 2nd Gary Engelman 39 pts (13) 3rd Wij Wijesena 37 pts (12) 4th James O’Neill 36 pts (07) Fixtures 26th June 2017 Lake View AB Stableford 28th June 2017 Black Mountain Stableford ronnie’s roll up

Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you are interested in joining in, and thanks to Ronnie for the results. 16th june 2017 No results available

Hua Hin Golf Society

Results 20th June 2017 Palm Hills Stableford 26 entered 1st Ryan Wilkie 41 pts (05) 2nd Kari- Matti Mannikko, 41 pts (08) 3rd Kieron Bose 40 pts (09) 4th Jari Knights 38 pts (06) 16th June 2017 Lake View A + B Stableford 25 entered 1st Olivier Pinard 42 pts (10) 2nd Robert Laminit 38 pts (07) 3rd Hubert Maldonado 37 pts (13) 4th Petra Van Der Kroon 35 pts (14)

saensuk Golf Society

Results 19th June 2017 Springfield Golf Resort A & C Splinter Cell Stableford 6 entered 1st Roy Sweetland 31 pts (07) 2nd Phillipe Tamin 31 pts (21) 3rd Richard Law, 30 pts (13) 4th Paul Badenoch-Jones 30 pts (08)

14th June 2017 Palm Hills Golf Resort Individual Stableford 26 entered 1st Victor Visot 39 pts (22) 2nd Angie Southgate 39 pts (17) 3rd Jari Knights 39 pts (06) 4th Ying Olbert 39 pts (09) fixtures 20th June Black Mountain U n o f f i c i a l fixtures Rollup Monday/Friday Springfield Splinter Cell 23rd June Palm Hills Stableford & Stableford Eclectic 28th June 2017 Banyan - Late Midsummer Scramble lake view members club

Results 16th June 2017 Course AB 1st David Brien (10) 35pts 2nd Gary Ross (18) 33pts 3rd Reto Vorburger (5) 33pts 4th Mike OBrien (17) 32pts 19th June 2017 Course AC 1st Bill Evans (14) 35pts 2nd Peter Trim (16) 32pts 3rd David Bowden (8) 29pts 4th Michael Daly (21) 29pts

HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

results Week 8 20th june 2017 Johnny Walker v Blue Lagoon n/a Miss You v CAT Jiggapik n/a Pinky Bar - No Game League Table Team Johnny Walker Blue Lagoon CAT Karaoke Miss You Pinky Bar

P W D 6 5 1 7 2 3 6 2 2 6 1 2 6 0 3

L 0 2 2 3 3

fixtures Week 9 27th june 2017 Blue Lagoon v CAT Karaoke Pinky Bar v Johnny Walker Miss You - No Game

+/- Pts 33 11 1 7 17 6 -29 4 -22 3

FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday cha am golf club

Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES No fixtures currently listed.

Crossword Solution

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pool leagues thursday friendly Pool League

Hua Hin Khao Takiab Cool POOL LEAGUE

results week 14 15th june 2017 Big Kahuna 8 - 12 The Clansmen Hua Hin Bar 7 - 13 Bar 80 Saloon Komhom Bar 11 - 9 Mausi Bar MasterCues Bar 15 - 5 Dara Bar Mint Bar 8 - 12 Squealing Pig Mr Dan’s 10 - 10 Jaew Bar Nalee Bar 6 - 14 Connections Cafe

P 14 13 14 14 14 13 14 13 14 13 13 13 13 13

W 12 9 8 6 8 7 6 5 4 4 3 4 2 1

D 2 3 2 4 2 4 1 4 2 2 1 1 1 1

L 0 1 4 4 4 2 7 4 8 7 9 8 10 11

+/114 88 30 20 8 28 -6 4 -8 0 -34 -44 -100 -100

Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin

FIXTURES Week 22 30th june 2017 High Five v Fin Bar Jungle Juice v TK Roadhouse Take 5 Sports Bar v JNB The Connection v Clansmen Waring Bar v Exotic Bar

Hua Hin Pool Billiard League

League tablE

League tablE Team The Clansmen MasterCues Bar Bar 80 Saloon Mausi Bar Dara Bar Komhom Bar Squealing Pig Big Kahuna Hua Hin Bar Connections Mint Bar Nalee Bar Mr Dan’s Jaew Bar

Hua Hin’s only pool bar with FOUR 9’ tables

results Week 20 16th june 2017 Fin Bar 12 - 11 TK Roadhouse High Five 11 - 12 Exotic Bar Muan Bar 12 - 11 Jungle Juice The Connection 11 - 12 Take 5 Waring Bar 7 - 16 Clansmen

Fixtures week 16 29th june 2017 Connections Cafe v Bar 80 Saloon Dara Bar v Big Kahuna Jaew Bar v Hua Hin Bar Mausi Bar v Mr Dan’s Mint Bar v MasterCues Bar Squealing Pig v Nalee Bar The Clansmen v Komhom Bar Pts 223 195 173 166 162 162 150 146 146 140 120 117 85 83

Team Jungle Juice Clansmen TK Roadhouse The Connection Muan Bar Take 5 Fin Bar Waring Bar Exotic Bar JNB High Five

P 17 16 16 16 17 16 17 16 17 16 16

W 15 12 11 10 11 9 5 6 4 4 3

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 2 4 5 6 6 7 12 10 13 12 13

+/109 76 58 58 11 2 -27 -24 -59 -96 -108

Pts 250 222 213 213 201 185 182 172 166 136 130

FIXTURES week 2 27th June 2017 Coopers Bar v Na Na Bar Home Bar v Connections Cafe Mausi Bar v Home Bar 2 Naree Bar v Komhom Restaurant Tiki Bar v Tree Bar Tores Bar v Arilds Sports Bar

results No matches this week fixtures The regular season is over. Details of the new season will appear here when available.

Power Of Love Church

HELP NEEDED FOR THE SLUMS IN HUA HIN

tuesday POOL LEAGUE soi 94

results week 1 20th June 2017 Arilds Sports Bar 6 - 12 Home Bar Connections Cafe 6 - 12 Coopers Bar Home Bar 2 15 - 3 Tores Bar Komhom Restaurant 13 - 5 Mausi Bar Na Na Bar 6 - 12 Tiki Bar Tree Bar 10 - 8 Naree Bar

LUCKY SHOT BAR

League tablE Team Home Bar 2 Komhom Coopers Bar Home Bar Tiki Bar Tree Bar Naree Bar Arilds Sports Bar Connections Cafe Na Na Bar Mausi Bar Tores Bar

P W D L +/- Pts 1 1 0 0 12 3 1 1 0 0 8 3 1 1 0 0 6 3 1 1 0 0 6 3 1 1 0 0 6 3 1 1 0 0 2 3 1 0 0 1 -2 0 1 0 0 1 -6 0 1 0 0 1 -6 0 1 0 0 1 -6 0 1 0 0 1 -8 0 1 0 0 1 -12 0

We are working to help the Slums of Hua Hin and would love to have you deliver your goods with us, so you know your donation is going directly to those who need it. We need secondhand items, clothes and household goods.

Why not join us and come to the slums with us? We leave from our offices at 17:20 Every Tuesday evening. Visit us any day at the Power Of Love Children’s Home, Soi CJ, Khao Takiab, Hua Hin Facebook@Power of Love Church Tel K. Andrew 080 999 3603 K. Panaya 092 592 3604 (Thai) (Services every Sunday 10 am at Hilton Resort and Spa)


pool leagues HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE

hua hin soi 80 tuesday Pool League

results Week 2 21st June 2017 JW Black 13 - 6 Bentho Bar Jungle Juice Cheetas 13 - 6 Booz Bar Limelight 11 - 8 JW Red N & G 9 - 10 King Bar Pink Panther 11 - 8 Jungle Juice Leopards Tiger Bar 10 - 9 All Nations GH

results Week 29 20th june 2017 Eagle Bar v Bar 80 Saloon n/a Hua Hin Bar v Exotic Bar n/a Hut Bar v Eagle Bar 2 n/a Miss U Bar v The Clansmen n/a Mona Bar v Hua Hin Bar 2 n/a Night Owl Bar, Fin Bar & Mint Bar - no game

Fixtures Week 3 28th June 2017 Bentho Bar v All Nations GH Booz Bar v JW Black Jungle Juice Leopards v JJ Cheetas JW Red v N & G King Bar v Pink Panther Limelight v Tiger Bar League Table Team Pink Panther Jungle Juice Cheetas King Bar Tiger Bar JW Black N&G Limelight All Nations GH JW Red Bentho Bar Jungle Juice L’pards Booz Bar

P W L +/- Pts 2 2 0 12 4 2 2 0 8 4 2 2 0 2 4 2 2 0 2 4 1 1 0 7 2 2 1 1 6 2 2 1 1 2 2 1 0 1 -1 0 2 0 2 -4 0 2 0 2 -8 0 2 0 2 -10 0 2 0 2 -16 0

Fixtures Week 30 27th june 2017 Eagle Bar 2 v Night Owl Bar Exotic Bar v Hut Bar Fin Bar v Hua Hin Bar Hua Hin Bar 2 v Eagle Bar Mona Bar v The Clansmen Bar 80 Saloon, Miss U Bar & Mint Bar no game League Table Team Fin Bar Exotic Bar Night Owl Bar The Clansmen Hua Hin Bar 2 Bar 80 Saloon Mint Bar Hua Hin Bar Eagle Bar Eagle Bar 2 Miss U Bar Mona Bar Hut Bar

P 23 22 23 22 21 23 24 22 22 22 22 22 22

W 19 16 14 11 11 10 9 7 7 7 6 6 5

D 1 2 3 5 2 5 4 4 2 0 2 1 3

L 3 4 6 6 8 8 11 11 13 15 14 15 14

+/142 99 32 34 15 0 -22 -36 -46 -62 -34 -78 -44

Pts 58 50 45 38 35 35 31 25 23 21 20 19 18

hua hin wednesday Pool League

results Week 24 21st june 2017 BRGC@Bar80 6 - 13 The Clansman Big Kahuna 10 - 9 Sabai Bar Infinity Bar 7 - 12 Lucky Shot Pits Cafe 1 12 - 7 Home Bar Spots v Jaew Bar n/a The Breeze 12 - 7 Pits Cafe 2 Fixtures Week 25 28th june 2017 BRGC@Bar80 v Mausi Bar Kom Hom Bar v Spots Lucky Shot v Jaew Bar Pits Cafe 2 v Infinity Bar Sabai Bar v Pits Cafe 1 The Clansman v Big Kahuna League Table Team Pits Cafe 1 Lucky Shot The Clansman Big Kahuna Spots Home Bar Infinity Bar Sabai Bar BRGC@Bar80 Kom Hom Bar Mausi Bar Pits Cafe 2 Jaew Bar The Breeze

P 20 19 20 20 20 21 20 22 19 20 19 19 20 21

W 20 16 16 14 13 12 11 9 8 6 6 3 3 3

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 3 4 6 7 9 9 13 11 14 13 16 17 18

+/151 129 124 57 46 25 -18 -16 -43 -45 -50 -87 -124 -149

Pts 40 32 32 28 26 24 22 18 16 12 12 6 6 6

P 17 17 17 16 17 17 16 17 16 16 17 17

W 14 13 11 11 10 7 6 6 6 4 3 1

D 1 0 2 1 1 3 2 1 0 2 3 0

L 2 4 4 4 6 7 8 10 10 10 11 16

+/116 79 42 18 16 6 -18 -14 -20 -45 -58 -122

Pts 29 26 24 23 21 17 14 13 12 10 9 2

Friends of Hua Hin Wednesday Pool League

results week 17 21st june 2017 Bob’s TK Bar 8 - 12 Bobby’s Bangers Bobby’s Beauties 13 - 7 High Five Bar Dara’s Bar 8 - 12 Muan Bar Master Cues 17 - 3 Tik’s Bar Mucky Duck 4 - 16 Breeze Bar Sunset Boulevard 13 - 7 T.K. Roadhouse

Fixtures week 18 28th june 2017 Bobby’s Bangers v Sunset Boulevard Breeze Bar v Bob’s TK Bar Dara’s Bar v Mucky Duck High Five Bar v Muan Bar Master Cues v Bobby’s Beauties Tik’s Bar v T.K. Roadhouse

League Table Team Master Cues Breeze Bar T.K. Roadhouse Mucky Duck Dara’s Bar Sunset Boulevard Tik’s Bar Bobby’s Beauties Muan Bar Bob’s TK Bar Bobby’s Bangers High Five Bar

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pool leagues results week 7 15th june Ba Na Na Bar 8 - 13 Arilds Bar Bobby’s Boys 10 - 11 Bobby’s Birds Fin Bar 15 - 6 High Five Lanla Bar 14 - 7 Sweetheart Bar Muan Bar 8 - 13 Tiki Bar Mucky Duck 17 - 4 Le Kiss Bar Pits Cafe 14 - 7 Home Star Bar 6 - 15 Infinity Bar Tap House Bar 13 - 8 Drink & Shelter The Dream v Hut Bar n/a Fixtures Week 9 29th june 2017 Arilds Bar v Infinity Bar Ba Na Na Bar v Le Kiss Bar Bobby’s Boys v Star Bar Home v Tiki Bar Hut Bar v Drink & Shelter Lanla Bar v Tap House Bar Mucky Duck v Muan Bar Pits Cafe v Fin Bar Sweetheart Bar v Bobby’s Birds The Dream v High Five

hua hin/khao takiab ladies Pool League

hua hin star Pool League

hua hin khao takiab super Pool League

results

Fixtures

The season is over. Details of any post-season Week 19 19th june 2017 and the new season will appear here when Aonzy v The Squealing Pig available. Clansmen v Muan Bar

Master Cue v Jaew Bar Pit’s Cafe v Sunset Boulevard division 2 Silver Fox v High Five P +/- Pts Player P +/- Pts The Connection v Kom Hom Paul G 15 31 26 15 44 28 Tore’s Bar v Jungle Juice Dang W 15 35 24

League Tables division 1 Player Tong YN Korn P Kwan K Job S Peter J Brian N Pek K Derrick B Andy K Lieven P Thong P Hampi L Prj P Gent T Brian C Tim W

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Premier League champions Chelsea have made a move for Bayern Munich and Poland striker Robert Lewandowski, 28. (Daily Mirror) Tottenham want £45m for England defender Kyle Walker, 27, who is a target for Manchester City. (Daily Star) Arsenal have told Barcelona that defender Hector Bellerin, 22, is not for sale and are confident the Spaniard will stay this summer. (Independent) And the North London club have opened talks with midfielder Aaron Ramsey, 26, over a contract extension to avoid further uncertainty over his future. (Daily Telegraph) Juventus have lined up Manchester United defender Matteo Darmian, 27, as their preferred replacement for defender Dani Alves, who looks set to leave the Serie A champions. (Goal.com) Alves, 34, is ready to agree a two-year deal with Manchester City once he resolves his departure from Juventus. (Daily Mail) Manchester United would be Cristiano Ronaldo’s only choice if he opted for a Premier League return, according to the 32-year-old’s advisers. (Daily Record) But Real Madrid president Florentino Perez has described the speculation over Cristiano Ronaldo’s future as “very strange” and says there are no plans to sell the forward. (Talksport) Swansea City will sign Chelsea striker Tammy Abraham, 19, on a one-year loan deal. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea are planning to loan out 22-yearold centre-back Kurt Zouma this summer as they look to sign Juventus defender Leonardo Bonucci, 30, and Southampton’s Virgil van Dijk, 25. (Evening Standard) West Brom are set to offer defender Jonny Evans, 29, a £100,000-a-week contract, which will make him the best paid player in the club’s history. (Sun) Meanwhile, the Baggies have made a £12m offer for Southampton striker Jay Rodriguez, 27, although his former club Burnley and Newcastle United are also interested. (Daily Mail) Chelsea are close to the signing of Middlesbrough winger Adama Traore, 21. (Sport via Daily Star)

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by stating, “There are many reasons for my decision. The lovely weather, the nice beaches, I also hear the tax regimes are quite friendly.” He added, “It’s been very difficult being victimised over the past week. “I just want to move to a country where

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