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FOR THE EXPAT IN ALL OF US! ISSUE 431 9th June 2017

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•A •revival of a proposal that previously reared it’s head in 2013, and again last year, to require all foreign hua hin

tourists to have travel insurance, was in the news this week, as a committee working on the development of Thailand as a wellness tourism hub put the idea forward again, as a response to the increasing burden on hospitals of caring for tourists who don’t have the finances to pay for their treatment. Given that this idea has cropped up several times before, the likelihood of it being implemented is not great, but there is clearly an issue that needs to be addressed for the hospitals. While figures are not available, it is likely that many of the foreigners who end up in hospital have done so as a result of a motorbike accident, which begs the question of why there are no apparent regulations relating to the renting of motorbikes and insurance for same. However this latest version of insurance for foreign tourists has padded out somewhat with ideas such as the installation of automatic vending machines at international airports and border checkpoints. No mention has been made of any consequences a tourist might suffer should they not hold any insurance as they enter, and should this idea become a reality, careful thought will need to be made on that matter, as well as the issue for older travellers who may be unable to get coverage at all. With the current lack of tourists in Hua Hin, anything that might dissuade them coming seems like a bad idea, but the need to ensure the Thai health system is not saddled with unpaid bills is equally important, assuming they receive any money raised. While it may seem unfair on those who do take out insurance, perhaps a small charge added to all flight tickets would be a more workable solution.


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weather & tides World weather (8-6-17)

Local Forecast AND TIDES

CITY Weather High Rain (mm) Conditions Temp. °C Tides °C H L 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Amsterdam Scattered clouds 18 SA 2 A passing shower 32 27 05:24 1.3m 06:29 2.1m 14:05 1.3m 18:14 2.6m Ankara Scattered clouds 28 SU 0 Still cloudy 32 26 05:48 1.3m 06:52 2.1m 14:27 1.3m 18:39 2.6m Athens Partly sunny 24 MO 0 Partly sunny 33 26 06:17 1.3m 07:17 2.1m 14:47 1.3m 19:05 2.6m Auckland Cool 9 TU 1 A t-storm around 33 25 06:52 1.3m 07:45 2.1m 15:03 1.3m 19:33 2.6m Beijing Overcast 32 WE 0 A stray shower 32 25 07:33 1.3m 08:19 2.1m 15:10 1.4m 20:00 2.6m Berlin Partly sunny 18 TH 1 Clouds, sun, showers 34 26 08:22 1.4m 09:23 2.1m 14:45 1.4m 20:23 2.5m Buenos Aires Broken clouds 12 FR 0 A little pm rain 34 26 09:24 1.4m 20:35 2.4m - Cairo Sunny 41 Chicago Scattered clouds 14 Copenhagen Partly sunny 17 thailand weather (8-6-17) Dubai Clear 38 Place Temp Hum Conditions Place Temp Hum Conditions Dublin Scattered showers 18 Nakhon Sawan 27 °C 88% Light Rain Helsinki Rain 13 Aranyaprathet 28 °C 76% Overcast Nan 28 °C 74% Rain Ho Chi Minh City Chance of a t-storm 31 Ban A To 26 °C 76% 28 °C 74% Light Rain Hong Kong Passing clouds 31 Ban Baen Chado 30 °C 70% Scattered Clds Nang Rong 30 °C 68% Scattered Clds Islamabad Scattered clouds 37 Ban Bang Bamru 30 °C 70% Scattered Clds Narathiwat 28 °C 84% Overcast Istanbul Broken clouds 23 Ban Bang Duan 30 °C 70% Scattered Clds Nong Khai Pattani 31 °C 71% Scattered Clds Jakarta Partly sunny 32 Ban Bua Chum 31 °C 63% Overcast 28 °C 70% Partly Cldy Jerusalem Sunny 31 Ban Fai Na 29 °C 70% Scattered Clds Pattaya 28 °C 84% Scattered Clds Johannesburg Sunny 9 Ban Hua Tho 30 °C 70% Scattered Clds Phayao Phetchabun 29 °C 71% Scattered Clds Karachi Broken clouds 34 Ban Ko Thung 28 °C 82% Mist Phetchaburi 30 °C 73% Overcast Kuala Lumpur Broken clouds 30 Ban Krathing Lai 28 °C 70% Partly Cldy Phitsanulok 29 °C 79% Partly Cldy London Partly sunny 15 Ban Na Si Nuan 27 °C 89% Mostly Cldy 29 °C 70% Clear Madrid Sunny 29 Ban Nong Pladuk 26 °C 94% Scattered Clds Phrae 29 °C 70% Scattered Clds Manila Overcast 33 Ban Samphan 27 °C 80% Scattered Clds Phuket Prachin Buri 30 °C 67% Mist Mexico City Mostly cloudy 15 Bangkok 29 °C 70% Partly Cldy Prach. Khirikhan 29 °C 71% Partly Cldy Moscow Partly sunny 22 Chaiyaphum 30 °C 60% Partly Cldy Ranong 29 °C 68% Clear Mumbai Scattered clouds 31 Chanthaburi 28 °C 78% Mist Rayong 28 °C 70% Partly Cldy New Delhi Partly sunny 32 Chawang 30 °C 75% Mist Roi Et 27 °C 88% Partly Cldy New York Sunny 17 Chiang Mai 28 °C 70% Mostly Cldy 30 °C 70% Partly Cldy Oslo Cool 15 Chiang Rai 28 °C 84% Scattered Clds Samui Sattahip 28 °C 82% Partly Cldy Paris Passing clouds 22 Chok Chai 28 °C 79% Partly Cldy Satun 31 °C 60% Scattered Clds Perth Clear 10 Chumphon 30 °C 63% Mist Songkhla 31 °C 70% Partly Cldy Phnom-Penh Partly cloudy 34 Kam Paeng Phet 27 °C 88% Partly Cldy Sukhothai 31 °C 66% Partly Cldy Rio De Janeiro Fog 25 Kamalasai 27 °C 89% Mostly Cldy Suphan Buri 29 °C 53% Scattered Clds Riyadh Sunny 43 Kanchanaburi 30 °C 67% Overcast Surat Thani 30 °C 62% Partly Cldy Rome Sunny 29 Khanom 30 °C 70% Partly Cldy Surin 29 °C 68% Mist San Francisco Mostly cloudy 16 Khlong Yai 28 °C 79% Mostly Cldy Tak 28 °C 82% Mist Seoul Clear 21 Ko Lanta 29 °C 84% Partly Cldy Takua Pa 29 °C 70% Scattered Clds Shanghai Clear 26 Ko Samui 30 °C 70% Partly Cldy Tha Tum 30 °C 60% Mist Singapore Partly sunny 31 Ko Sichang 29 °C 70% Partly Cldy Tha Wang Pha 28 °C 74% Rain Stockholm Partly sunny 15 Krabi 28 °C 84% Partly Cldy 31 °C 66% Partly Cldy Sydney Passing clouds 15 Lampang 29 °C 79% Scattered Clds Thoen Thong Pha Phum 28 °C 74% Mist Taibei/Taipei Passing clouds 28 Lamphun 28 °C 70% Mostly Cldy 28 °C 74% Rain Tokyo Mild 23 Loei 26 °C 91% Light T-storm Thung Chang 29 °C 84% Partly Cldy Vancouver Light rain 14 Lop Buri 30 °C 70% Scattered Clds Trang Trat 28 °C 79% Mostly Cldy Vientiane Thunderstorm 30 Mae Hong Son 31 °C 57% Light Rain Ubon Ratchathani 27 °C 89% Scattered Clds Yangon Scattered clouds 29 Mae Sariang 30 °C 57% Partly Cldy Udon Thani 28 °C 89% Scattered Clds Zurich Mild 19 Mae Sot 28 °C 74% Mostly Cldy Umphang 28 °C 74% Mostly Cldy Mukdahan 27 °C 86% Partly Cldy Uttaradit 30 °C 72% Mist Nakhon Phanom 27 °C 83% Partly Cldy Wichian Buri 31 °C 68% Partly Cldy Nak. Ratchasima 31 °C 56% Partly Cldy


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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is....Go by the board Finished with, as in thrown overboard. The board is the side or the decking of a ship. In common with many nautical phrases, ‘go by the board’ dates back to the 17th century. Most of the early references to this phrase relate to masts of sailing ships that had fallen ‘by the board’; for example, John Taylor’s Works, 1603: “In this fight their Reare-Admirals Maine Mast was shot by the boord.” and The London Gazette No. 60/3, 1666: “Our Main-stay, and our Main Top-Mast came all by the board.” It isn’t clear exactly whether the phrase ‘go by the board’ originated with the meaning ‘gone over the side’ or ‘fallen onto the deck’. The usually definitive Admiral William Henry Smyth gives equivocal meanings in his listing of the term in The Sailor’s Word-book: An Alphabetical Digest of Nautical Terms, 1865: “By the board. Over the ship’s side. When a mast is carried away near the deck it is said to go by the board.” The figurative use of the phrase began in the mid 19th century; for example, this early citation, from The Gettysburg Republican Compiler, November 1837: “Those banks that do not resume speedily will go by the board.”

Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net

your stars Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19

Taurus Apr 21 – May 21

Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18

Gemini May 22 – June 21

Your plan to dig an escape tunnel over the next three years using only a spoon stolen from the cafeteria will utterly dumbfound everyone else at the office.

You will find work in a strange office in which everyone is happy, no one makes irritating small talk about reality TV, and the work is challenging and rewarding.

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22

Future archaeologists will find your desiccated skeleton exactly where you starved, midway between two 64-ounce bags of Bugles.

Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 They thought they had you pegged. They thought they could screw you over and you’d just take it lying down. They were wrong. You’re thrashing about in ecstasy like a crazy person. It’s a little freaky.

Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20

Your life will continue on pretty much the way it always has.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

is flying.

You will soon embark on a long journey over water by night, which will be extremely romantic until you figure out how low the pilot

You may be heartbroken, but you can no more stop him from leaving than you can stop the toaster from falling into your bathtub Thursday.

Your life will be cut tragically short next week by the untimely discovery that your breadmaker can also be used to make doughnuts.

Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22

Love flickers, love fades, and love can gutter and die, but love is still better than those bloody compact fluorescent bulbs.

Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22

You claim to be a champion of truth and beauty, but you still can’t name three poems by Dean Young.

works.

It’s time you learned to treat people as individuals instead of mathematically predictable members of an aggregate set, no matter how well that

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21

last time.

The men in lab coats will once more come for you one dark night this week, but it’s just because they left one of their lab coats at your place

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sudoku Each week we have an easy and a hard Sudoku puzzle. Just fill in the empty squares so that each horizontal and vertical line, and each section, has all the numbers 1 to 9.

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Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Two or three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.

Last Issue’s Solution

A N

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D Q

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F S

G H T U

I J K V W X

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crossword Across 1 Child’s friend (8) 5 Famous and admired person (4) 9 Childhood infection (5) 10 Display of great skill (7) 11 There-to-here guarantee? (6,6) 13 Impress (6) 14 Having been around for many years (3-3) 17 Visitor every 76 years (7,5) 20 Great work (7) 21 Computer messages (5) 22 Sex Pistols’ music genre (4) 23 Palm Sunday plus the following six days (4,4)

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Down 1 Big cat (4) 2 Lacking purpose (7) 3 Beauty contest for female earthlings (but not for aliens!) (4,8) 4 Amount of pipes (6) 6 Hen’s noise (5) 7 It follows the first or third quarters of the moon (4,4) 8 Film such as “The Lavender Hill Mob” (6,6) 12 Bedtime drink (8) 15 Perform surgery (7) 16 Hitchcock film (6) 18 Gain knowledge (5) 19 Anti-aircraft fire - strong criticism (4)

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security level In light of recent global terrorist attacks, Australia has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, mate”. Three elevator chat more escalation levels remain: “Crikey!”, “I think we’ll need to A business man got on an elevator in a building. cancel the barbie this weekend” and “The barbie is cancelled.” It When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already should be noted that there has not been a situation yet that has inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F” (letters only). warranted the use of the final escalation level. He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).” She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again. car crashes He acknowledged her remark again by answering, “S-H-I-T.” I have just finished watching Britain’s Worst Car Crashes, it The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest turned out to be compilation of Diane Abbot interviews. smile and said as sweetly as possibly “T-G-I-F” another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a castle quizzical expression, “S-H-I-T.” I made my wife’s dreams come true and we were married in a The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she castle. said, “T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It’s Friday, get it?” The man answered, “Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.” But you sure wouldn’t have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around. blue peter driving In a fitting tribute, John Noakes’ coffin was made by the Blue One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter Peter team from cornflake boxes and sticky-back plastic. and beeped his car horn by mistake. top tip She turned and looked at him for an explanation. DOG LOVERS: He said, “I did that by accident.” Get the dog walking area to yourself by eating sausages out of She replied, “I know that, daddy.” a dog pooh bag. He replied, “How’d you know?” The girl said, “Because you didn’t say ‘ASSHOLE!’ afterwards!”

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and the winner is... Just in case you might somehow have missed it, this week Brits dragged themselves to the polling booths yet again, and by the time you read this we will have the results of all those little pencilled crosses. But however fascinating that result might be, the big issue is really the way in which we cast our votes. When you think about it the method is archaic. Those polling booth signs for a start look like something from the World War 2 days of austerity. Big plain white lettering on plain black backgrounds. A style more suited to advertising air raid shelters. It gets even better inside the polling stations, which are invariably sited in spaces requisitioned for the purpose such as schools and church halls. Usually a couple of staff are there to tick your name off their lists and issue your voting slip, which you must take to a ramshackle booth seemingly constructed from cardboard boxes, where a pencil awaits dangling from a piece of string. It is said that all those pieces of string must be the same length, which somehow wouldn’t surprise me. But why pencils? Those poor polling station staff must spend all day sharpening and replacing them, when even banks can afford to provide little pens on chains. Then having made your pencilled cross it’s over to that big battered black metal box, which has definitely seen better days, to deposit a bit of paper which could change the future of your country. Putting your faith in the hands of dozens of duly sworn in counters who manually sort and count thousands of votes in your town hall, where they are trapped until everything is

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checked and checked again. Still, at least the system doesn’t break down leaving thousands stranded at Heathrow. Talking of which, is there really such a thing as a reliable internet provider/operating system? Having tried a few in the search for perfection, or at least for an affordable not too techy system which doesn’t issue a new version every month, and has an accessible support team - that has to be a ‘no’. The most recent system melt down was with Google Chrome (to be avoided at all costs) which resulted in some bizarre advice. Following my online fault report about a lack of internet connection, inability to open web sites, e mails, links or attachments, the reply was ‘open this link to get help from fellow users.’ On a lighter note we have had summer here in Hull, which was celebrated by the opening of a brand new fountain arrangement in the city centre. You know the kind of thing. Those fountains that spring up from the paving stones and dance around while changing height all the time. Perfect for the recent half term school holidays, and even better for business at a nearby Primark store where sales of kids clothes and towels increased dramatically. It has been good to see young people enjoying themselves, especially in the wake of that tragic Manchester Arena bombing. Many letters of sympathy appeared in publications nationwide, with many of course condemning those who carry out such atrocities, but one letter stood out for me. Mainly because of it’s message, but also because of the man who wrote it. A Big Issue seller in Sheffield. One of those people who are trying to improve their lives by selling a paper on the streets, and are so often ignored or looked down on. This man ended his letter by saying ‘I don’t know what we can do to prevent such things. Violence isn’t the answer - talking is the answer. For me personally it’s just accepting everybody for who they are. For whatever race, religion, colour, creed - it doesn’t really matter. We’re all one species living on one planet. We’re all just people.’ If only everyone thought that way.

On This Day

It’s hard to believe, but twenty years ago this was the day that Hong Kong was handed back to the Chinese, as the British lease on the new territories expired.

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money & information overseas calls information

REVERSE CHARGE CALLS The list below is the free number to connect to an operator of that country to request the reverse charge call. ARGENTINA 001-999-54-1000/ 2000 AUSTRALIA 001-999-61-1000/2000 AUSTRIA 001-800-28787421 BAHRAIN 001-999-973-1000 BRUNEI 001-999-673-1000 CANADA 001-999-15-1000/2000 DENMARK 001-999-45-1000 FRANCE 001-999-33-1000 GERMANY 001-999-49-1000 HAWAII 001-800-865-8424 HONG KONG 001-999-852-1086 INDONESIA 001-999-62-1000/2000 ISRAEL 001-999-972-1000/ 2000 ITALY 001-999-39-1000 JAPAN 001-999-811-0051 KOREA 001-999-82-1000/ 2000/ 2001 MACAU 001-999-853-1000 MALAYSIA 001-999-60-1000/4000/ 4001 MALTA 001-999-356-1000 MEXICO 001-999-52-1000 NEPAL 001-800-977-1-9999 NETHERLANDS 001-999-31-1035 NEW ZEALAND 001-999-64-1066 PHILIPPINES 001-999-63-1000/ 3000/ 6000 PORTUGAL 001-999-351-1000 RUSSIA 001-999-7-1000 SINGAPORE 001-999-65-0000/ 2008 SOUTH AFRICA 001-999-27-1000 SPAIN 001-999-34-1066 TAIWAN 001-999-886-1000 U.A.E. 001-999-971-1000 U.K. 001-999-44-1066 U.S.A. 001-999-1-1111/ 2001/ 2002 Thanks to the staff at CAT in Hua Hin for providing the above numbers. FREE and cheap CALLS If your mobile phone or device and that of the person you are calling supports it, you can use a number of apps to make free calls anywhere, with the best known being Skype and Viber. The mobile phone operators offer special numbers to prefix an international number to get cheap rate international calls. More information call True 1331 AIS 1175 DTAC 1678

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balloon chasers & events

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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email submissions@awolonline. net or post it on our Balloon Chasers facebook group. recently added and coming soon

father teds, Damnoernkasem Road. Every Friday in June is Lads Night - get Happy Hour prices on all draught beers (see ad p2) johnnie walkers, soi selekam/ poolsuk road. Reopened under new ownership on 1st June. PIT’S CAFE, Dusitland 8, Soi 94. Happy hour from 12.00 To 6.00, draught Leo 50bht per glass. Saturday Pool Players Special! Small Leo, Chang, Tiger, Singha 45 baht. Pint Leo Draught 80 baht Regular offers Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; The 99 baht breakfast is Back! FREE Sunday Roast spend 250 baht and get a free Sunday Roast (see ad p2). Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. chocolate cafe, soi 102. Every Tuesday from 6.30 pm, free Thai and Western food buffet. double d, Soi 6. Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht. el murphy’s, soi selekam. Murfs Happy Times from 7am to 7pm Pints of: Guinness 189 bt, Old Speckled Hen 210 bt, Magners and Stowfor cider 180 bt. All day Chang and Leo Large 90 bt, small 49 bt. father teds, Damnoernkasem Road. Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p2 for details. la maison bleu, Phetkasem road. Every Saturday from 7 to 10pm Live music by Susan and Larry. nany’s cafe, soi 88. Friday special - Fish ,chips and mushy peas 139 bt, Atlantic cod fillet chips and mushy peas 220 bt. Also Leo draft now available small(half) 55 bt, large(pint) 75 bt passport cafe, Samorphrong. Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) red piano, soi kanjanomai. Happy Hour every day from 5 - 7pm buy one get one free. the palm bistro, soi 88. Join their Sunday Lunch Club and start earning a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) toon’s bar and restaurant, soi 6, borfai. Now open every day from 3pm serving a wide range of Thai and Western food until 9pm, and great prices all day every

day on drinks until late Upcoming Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and Inform awol or Surf fm of your charitable 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large or non commercial event and we will Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 announce it here 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) Ongoing pub quizzes Rescue Paws is a non-profit organization king bar, Soi Binthabaht. Quiz second based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping Monday of every month (next one Monday and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray 12th June 2017 at 7.30 pm) . Free entry, food animal population. Find out more on their website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome. Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab. page RescuePawsThailand All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Trash Hero Hua Hin now every Sunday Tuesday of every month (next one is on at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their Tuesday 20th June,). 10 rounds including eponymous Facebook page for weekly details 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. There is HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If limited space so early bookings are strongly cooking is your hobby you can join an recommended. Call Mike 084 3769438 international group of hobby cooks in Hua for more info and for bookings. Sunset Hin. Each one of the members in the group Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel has a chance to host a dinner party in his/ going south on the Takiap Road. her home for the other members. If you love tk roadhouse, Khao Takiab. First cooking and like to make new friends you Tuesday of every month ‘The Best Quiz In should join. You do not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 562290 Town’! 8 rounds, beer questions, free food. Dusit Thani Hua Hin Soccer British style Academy: exercise and professional Sunday Roasts: football coaching for kids. Hua Hin Hash house Harriers every Andreanna’s, Khao Takiab Saturday around the area. (see p22) Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Cicada Market and Performing Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) great place to spend an evening Nany’s Cafe, Soi 88 Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab. Bookings only 084 376 9438 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112. events Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline. net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@ gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5.

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LOCAL SPORTS hua hin city F.C

Hua Hin City F. C. is the local thai League 4 professional team formed in 2011, Western Region table Team P playing their matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Takiab. 1 Suphanburi B 14 results 2 Muangkan United 14 saturday 3rd june 3 Assumption United 14 U-15 National Youth League Qualifying 4 BTU United 14 Round 5 Look Isan 14 Hua Hin City 2 - 0 Samut Sakhon FIXTURES saturday 17th june 2017 Hua Hin City v Nonthaburi FC 17:30

6 7 8 9 10

Ratchaburi Mitr Phol B Nonthaburi Hua Hin City IPE Samut Sakhon United Pathum Thani United

14 14 14 14 14

GD +22 +14 +11 +4 0 −7 −6 −6 −11 −21

PTS 35 32 30 26 19 16 15 12 12 1

hash house harriers

Match Report: No match report this week as the senior team only had a friendly game against Samut Songkhram that consisted of three 30 minute periods, each with a different eleven playing, so the coaches could assess them for the rest of the season. Many of them had not played together before, and some are university students. The score at the end of each period was Hua HinCity 0 1 Samut Songkhram, Hua Hin City 3 - 3 Samut Songkhram and Hua Hin City 3 5 Samut Songkhram. Hopefully a nucleus for an improved squad for the second part of the season is being formed, and with the transfer window will see some exciting new players in Hua Hin colours. Next game is in just over a week so why not go down to see if the boys can make it three wins on the trot in the league and continue their march up the table - don’t forget that anyone sporting a Hua Hin City shirt gets free admission, but even then it is only a 50 baht admission fee - lets get a big crowd to cheer them on!

A drinking Club with a running & walking Problem! The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hour’s. run/walk in the surrounding countryside followed by a social gathering. lf you would like to come along then visit our website www. h2h3-cah3.weebly.com or Facebook at www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. Please note that people attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN -Saturday 10th june 2017 Meeting @ 4:30 pm for a 5:00 pm start. Hua Hin House Harriers (H2H3) Run #360 Hares: Woody Woodpecker Snacks: Miss Moneypenny Tax Collector: Mudman

Location: Soi Mon Mai close to Black Mountain road Junction Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ pYu6R2uXkdq GPS Coordinates: N 12.587975, E 99.913858 (N 12 35.279, E 99 54.831) DIRECTIONS to RUN SITE From Hua Hin & Cha-Am via Phet Kasem Road Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ heUj5GZ6Vd42 Make your way on Phet Kasem Road to traffic light junction at Soi 70 and turn left from the south and right from the north. Continue over the railway and take first right and then continue for 5.4 km on Pala-U Road (Route 3218) and turn right (HHH Sign) at the Family Mart on your right into Soi Mon Mai and continue for

2.3 km to car park on right. Alternative from Cha-Am via the bypass: Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ JpMAXiYT7MB2 Make you way to the bypass and head south and exit right at the Pala-U flyover junction and head towards Hua Hin. Drive 5.1 km turn left (HHH Sign) at the Family Mart on your left into Soi Mon Mai and continue for 2.3 km to car park on right. Any queries then please call Woody on 086 017 5301 or Tinks on 086 898 2664 Hash Tax: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free). Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.

Disclaimer All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us at publication. Some articles are satire or ‘spoof ’ stories intended as humour. No responsibility is accepted other than that stipulated by law. Although the information in this publication has been obtained from sources believed to be reliable, AWOL cannot guarantee accuracy in all cases. Any opinions expressed are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher. All materials copyright. All rights reserved and no part of this publication may be reproduced in part or in full without the previous written consent of the publisher. Neither can any part be stored in a retrieval situation, nor transmitted by electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or any other means. AWOL is printed by Petchpoom Printing, and we can be contacted on info@awolonline.net or 081 614 8728. Please send any other communications to Mrs Chukamol James, Managing Director, AWOL Co. Ltd., 136/229 Emerald Hill, Soi 6, Mooban Borfai, Hua Hin, Prachuap Kiri Khan, 7110, THAILAND.


local golf Butterfly Rock Golf society

RESULTS 7th June 2017 Palm Hills Stableford 15 entered 1st John Feeney 40 pts (15) 2nd Paul Williams 36 pts (05) 3rd Norman Labbe 33 pts (16) 4th Ronnie Thorley 31 pts (18) 5th June 2017 Lake View AB Strokeplay 20 entered 1st Mark Simpson 83 - 16 = 67 2nd Brian Hilton 89 - 21 = 68 3rd Terry Hofgartner 95 - 23 = 72 4th Bob McLeod (Guest) 80 - 07 = 73 Fixtures 12th June 2017 Lake View A&B Stableford 14th June 2017 Banyan Stableford ronnie’s roll up

Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you are interested in joining in, and thanks to Ronnie for the results. 2nd june 2017 11 players Front 9 - Steiner Bratland (24) 19 points Back 9 - John Feeney (13) 16 points Overall - John Feeney (13) 35 points

HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

results Week 6 6th june 2017 Jungle Juice v CAT Karaoke n/a Pinky Bar v Miss You n/a Blue Lagoon - No Game P 4 4 4 4 4

W D 4 0 2 0 1 1 1 1 0 2

fixtures Week 7 13th june 2017 Blue Lagoon v Pinky Bar Miss You v Jungle Juice CAT Karaoke - No Game

L 0 2 2 2 2

Results 6th June 2017 Banyan Medal 23 entered 1st Pailin Humphrey 77 - 10 = 67 2nd Anna Sjogren 82 - 15 = 67 3rd Jari Knights 77 - 07 = 70 4th Oon Heath 86 - 15 = 71

Results No results this week fixtures Monday/Friday Springfield Splinter Cell Stableford 14th June 2017 Palm Hills

fixtures 13th June Majestic Stableford & Eclectic 16th June Lake View 4 Ball Waltz – Chosen Teams lake view members club

Results 2nd June 2017 Stableford Course AB 1st Peter Tucker (11) 34pts 2nd Rodger Teasdale (15) 32pts 3rd Mick Court (17) 29pts 4th Gary Ross (17) 28pts 5th June 2017 Strokeplay Course AB 1st David Brien (12) 67net 2nd Peter Trim (17) 70net 3rd Peter Tucker (11) 73net 4th David Bowden (8) 73net

cha am golf club

+/- Pts 23 8 17 4 -7 3 -19 3 -14 2

saensuk Golf Society

2nd June 2017 Lake View A + B Stableford 24 entered 1st Bjorn Byman 36 pts (22) 2nd Anna Sjogren 36 pts (15) 3rd Pailin Humphrey 35 pts (10) 4th Kieron Bose 35 pts (09)

FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday

League Table Team Jungle Juice CAT Karaoke Blue Lagoon Miss You Pinky Bar

Hua Hin Golf Society

Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES No fixtures currently listed.

Crossword Solution

Here is last week’s Crossword solution.

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pool leagues thursday friendly Pool League

Hua Hin Khao Takiab Cool POOL LEAGUE

results week 12 1st june 2017 Dara Bar v Bar 80 Saloon n/a Hua Hin Bar v Jaew Bar n/a Komhom Bar v The Clansmen n/a MasterCues Bar v Mr Dan’s n/a Mint Bar v Mausi Bar n/a Nalee Bar v Big Kahuna n/a Squealing Pig v Connections Cafe n/a Fixtures week 14 15th june 2017 Big Kahuna v The Clansmen Hua Hin Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Komhom Bar v Mausi Bar MasterCues Bar v Dara Bar Mint Bar v Squealing Pig Mr Dan’s v Jaew Bar Nalee Bar v Connections Cafe League tablE Team The Clansmen MasterCues Bar Dara Bar Bar 80 Saloon Komhom Bar Coopers 94 Hua Hin Bar Big Kahuna Connections Squealing Pig Nalee Bar Mint Bar Mr Dan’s Jaew Bar

P 11 10 11 11 10 11 11 10 10 11 10 10 10 10

W 9 6 8 6 5 4 3 4 3 3 4 3 2 1

D 2 3 1 1 4 4 2 3 2 1 0 1 0 0

L 0 1 2 4 1 3 6 3 5 7 6 6 8 9

+/82 52 22 20 36 18 -10 0 2 -22 -20 -24 -74 -82

Pts 171 141 138 133 132 131 113 111 109 106 98 95 67 61

results Week 19 2nd june 2017 Exotic Bar 8 - 15 Jungle Juice Fin Bar 10 - 13 Muan Bar JNB 12 - 11 High Five TK Roadhouse 15 - 8 Take 5 Sports Bar Waring Bar 13 - 10 The Connection League tablE Team Jungle Juice Clansmen TK Roadhouse The Connection Muan Bar Take 5 Fin Bar Waring Bar Exotic Bar JNB High Five

P 16 15 15 15 16 15 16 15 16 16 15

W 15 11 11 10 10 8 4 6 3 4 3

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 1 4 4 5 6 7 12 9 13 12 12

+/110 67 59 59 10 1 -28 -15 -60 -96 -107

Pts 239 206 202 202 189 173 170 165 154 136 119

LUCKY SHOT BAR

Hua Hin’s only pool bar with FOUR 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin Hua Hin Pool Billiard League

results Individuals 10 ball 2nd/3rd june 15 players each day; 3 groups of 5; top 2 of each group play the final on Sunday Top 8: Please note: Cheeky Monkey have 1. Pek withdrawn from the league 2. Tong FIXTURES 3. Wor Week 20 16th june 2017 4. Korn Fin Bar v TK Roadhouse 5. Andy High Five v Exotic Bar 5. Kwan Muan Bar v Jungle Juice 7. Tina The Connection v Take 5 Sports Bar 7. Crow Waring Bar v Clansmen Top 3 8 & 10 Ball 1. Tong 2. Korn 3. Kwan

pickleball success

More International Success for Hua Hin Pickleball Club AWOL readers will have read in the previous issue of the success of members of Hua Hin Pickleball Club at a tournament in Medway, England. It seems that the club is going from success to success on an International stage. Geoff Renouf (shown right), the club chairman, recently travelled to South Korea to participate in a tournament in Seoul and reached the tournament finals with a South Korean partner after playing the game for the first time just about a year ago. A great achievement for Geoff and the Hua Hin club who play their social matches at the True Arena every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday mornings from 10am until Midday. Membership is available to anyone of any age. Just turn up and see for yourself how you can keep fit, have fun and meet new friends.

fixtures The regular season is over. Details of the new season will appear here when available.

soi 94 tuesday POOL LEAGUE

results The season is over. FIXTURES The new season is scheduled to start on Tuesday 20th June.


pool leagues HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE

hua hin soi 80 tuesday Pool League

results The season is over.

results Week 27 6th june 2017 Fin Bar 15 - 3 Eagle Bar 2 Fixtures Mint Bar 12 - 6 Hua Hin Bar 2 The new season begins on 14th June. Miss U Bar 7 - 11 Bar 80 Saloon However no fixtures have been advised Mona Bar 10 - 8 Eagle Bar to AWOL at press time. Night Owl Bar 11 - 7 The Clansmen Exotic Bar, Hua Hin Bar & Hut Bar - no League Table game Team Limelight King Bar Jungle Juice A Bentho Bar Tiger Bar Jungle Juice B Pink Panther JW Red N&G All Nations GH C 69 JW Black Booz Bar

P 23 23 24 24 24 24 24 23 24 24 22 24 23

W 20 19 17 16 14 14 11 10 9 9 8 3 3

L 3 4 7 8 10 10 13 13 15 15 14 21 20

+/95 89 84 42 30 0 -30 -5 -14 -34 -34 -104 -119

Pts 40 38 34 32 28 28 22 20 18 18 16 6 6

Fixtures Week 28 13th june 2017 Bar 80 Saloon v Mona Bar Eagle Bar 2 v Hua Hin Bar Exotic Bar v Fin Bar Hua Hin Bar 2 v Miss U Bar The Clansmen v Mint Bar Night Owl Bar, Eagle Bar & Hut Bar - no game League Table Team Fin Bar Exotic Bar Night Owl Bar The Clansmen Hua Hin Bar 2 Bar 80 Saloon Mint Bar Eagle Bar Hua Hin Bar Eagle Bar 2 Miss U Bar Hut Bar Mona Bar

P 22 21 23 21 21 22 23 22 21 21 22 22 21

W 18 16 14 11 11 10 9 7 6 7 6 5 6

D 1 2 3 4 2 4 3 2 4 0 2 3 0

L 3 3 6 6 8 8 11 13 11 14 14 14 15

+/136 105 32 34 15 0 -22 -46 -40 -58 -34 -44 -78

Pts 55 50 45 37 35 34 30 23 22 21 20 18 18

hua hin wednesday Pool League

results Week 22 7th june 2017 Big Kahuna 13 - 5 Kom Hom Bar BRGC@Bar80 13 - 6 Pits Cafe 2 Mausi Bar 8 - 11 Lucky Shot Pits Cafe 1 16 - 3 Jaew Bar Sabai Bar 10 - 9 Home Bar The Breeze 4 - 15 Spots Fixtures Week 23 14th june 2017 Home Bar v Big Kahuna Kom Hom Bar v Pits Cafe 1 Lucky Shot v The Breeze Pits Cafe 2 v Mausi Bar Spots v Infinity Bar The Clansman v Sabai Bar League Table Team Pits Cafe 1 Lucky Shot The Clansman Big Kahuna Home Bar Spots Infinity Bar Sabai Bar BRGC@Bar80 Kom Hom Bar Mausi Bar Pits Cafe 2 Jaew Bar The Breeze

P 18 17 18 18 19 19 18 20 18 19 18 17 20 19

W 18 14 14 12 12 12 11 9 8 6 5 3 3 2

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 3 4 6 7 7 7 11 10 13 13 14 17 17

+/141 113 106 51 35 29 4 -4 -36 -40 -51 -81 -124 -143

Pts 36 28 28 24 24 24 22 18 16 12 10 6 6 4

P 15 14 15 14 14 14 15 15 14 14 15 15

W 12 11 10 10 8 6 5 5 5 4 2 1

D 1 0 2 1 1 2 3 1 0 2 3 0

L 2 3 3 3 5 6 7 9 9 8 10 14

+/88 69 34 26 8 2 -6 -12 -22 -27 -58 -102

Pts 25 22 22 21 17 14 13 11 10 10 7 2

Friends of Hua Hin Wednesday Pool League

results No matches this week

Fixtures week 16 14th june 2017 Bobby’s Bangers v Mucky Duck Breeze Bar v Muan Bar Dara’s Bar v Bobby’s Beauties High Five Bar v Master Cues T.K. Roadhouse v Bob’s TK Bar Tik’s Bar v Sunset Boulevard

League Table Team Master Cues Breeze Bar T.K. Roadhouse Mucky Duck Dara’s Bar Tik’s Bar Sunset Boulevard Bobby’s Beauties Muan Bar Bob’s TK Bar Bobby’s Bangers High Five Bar

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pool leagues

hua hin/khao takiab ladies Pool League

hua hin star Pool League

hua hin khao takiab super Pool League

results

Fixtures

results week 5 1st june Arilds Bar 13 - 8 High Five Ba Na Na Bar 11 - 10 Tap House Bar Bobby’s Birds 9 - 12 Tiki Bar Home 10 - 11 Drink & Shelter Hut Bar 9 - 12 Le Kiss Bar Lanla Bar 9 - 12 Muan Bar Mucky Duck 15 - 6 Bobby’s Boys Pits Cafe 17 - 4 Star Bar Rin Bar 6 - 15 Cheeky Monkey The Dream 8 - 13 Fin Bar

The season is over. Details of any post-season Week 17 5th june 2017 and the new season will appear here when Jaew Bar v Sunset Boulevard n/a available. Kom Hom v High Five n/a

Master Cue v Muan Bar n/a Pit’s Cafe v Aonzy n/a division 2 Silver Fox v Jungle Juice n/a P +/- Pts Player P +/- Pts The Connection v The Squealing Pig n/a Paul G 15 31 26 15 44 28 Tore’s Bar v Clansmen n/a Dang W 15 35 24

League Tables division 1 Player Tong YN Korn P Kwan K Job S Peter J Brian N Pek K Derrick B Andy K Lieven P Thong P Hampi L Prj P Gent T Brian C Tim W

Fixtures Week 7 15th june 2017 Ba Na Na Bar v Arilds Bar Bobby’s Boys v Bobby’s Birds Fin Bar v High Five Lanla Bar v Rin Bar Muan Bar v Tiki Bar Mucky Duck v Le Kiss Bar Pits Cafe v Home Star Bar v Cheeky Monkey Tap House Bar v Drink & Shelter The Dream v Hut Bar

15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15

24 30 14 12 11 8 5 4 -1 -4 -13 -13 -26 -52 -43

22 20 20 20 20 18 16 16 14 12 10 8 8 6 2

Paul B Phil D Hung J Bom P Marko W Darren D Steve R Shawn C Cha E Axel X Mark L Mario E Michel C Derek M

15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15

23 22 6 7 3 2 -7 -9 -9 -13 -15 -16 -30 -30

League Table Team Muan Bar Tap House Bar Mucky Duck Pits Cafe Fin Bar Drink & Shelter Home Tiki Bar Le Kiss Bar Arilds Bar Lanla Bar Cheeky Monkey Ba Na Na Bar High Five Star Bar Bobby’s Birds The Dream Hut Bar Bobby’s Boys Rin Bar

P 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 4 5 5 5 4 5 5 5 5

W 4 3 5 4 4 4 2 3 3 3 2 3 3 2 1 1 1 0 1 0

L 1 2 0 1 1 1 3 2 2 2 3 1 2 3 4 3 4 5 4 5

+/37 33 31 31 23 13 11 9 -1 -3 -3 14 -9 -11 -25 -6 -27 -35 -41 -41

Pts 71 69 68 68 64 59 58 57 52 51 51 49 48 47 40 39 39 35 32 32

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Fixtures Week 18 12th june 2017 Aonzy v Tore’s Bar High Five v Master Cue Jungle Juice v Clansmen Kom Hom v Jaew Bar Muan Bar v Silver Fox Sunset Boulevard v The Connection The Squealing Pig v Pit’s Cafe League Table Team Muan Bar The Connection Jungle Juice Master Cue Sunset Boulevard Kom Hom Silver Fox Clansmen Tore’s Bar Jaew Bar Pit’s Cafe Squealing Pig High Five Aonzy

P 14 14 14 14 14 13 13 14 14 14 14 13 14 13

W 12 11 10 9 7 6 6 3 3 4 4 3 3 0

D L +/1 1 90 1 2 64 3 1 58 4 1 48 5 2 26 4 3 34 2 5 8 3 8 -6 3 8 -8 1 9 -44 0 10 -44 1 9 -66 1 10 -68 1 12 -92

Pts 25 23 23 22 19 16 14 9 9 9 8 7 7 1

102 & 88 saturday POOL LEAGUE

results Week 7 3rd june 2017 Master Ques 10 - 8 Bobby’s Bar Mucky Duck 10 - 8 Silver Fox League tablE Team Master Ques Mucky Duck Silver Fox Bobby’s Bar

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ride of the newbies Bigger Premier League clubs planning to bully Huddersfield

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uk THE other Premier League teams are hatching a plot to bully newcomers Huddersfield throughout next season. As Huddersfield celebrates winning the Championship play-offs, the managers of bigger clubs like Chelsea and Arsenal began coming up with humiliating ways to put the upstarts in their place. Arsene Wenger said: “I always enjoy seeing fresh meat in the Premier League. I can’t wait for our game against Huddersfield next season so I can offer Wagner my hand but then retract it and make a loser sign on my forehead. “I say we make Huddersfield play their first game naked. We’ll tell them that all promoted teams have to do it as an initiation thing. “Better still maybe we’ll beat them 1-0 and have Per Mertesacker score the goal just to take the piss.” Chelsea have already made plans to change ‘Huddersfield’ on the scoreboard

Above: The Terriers won’t be expecting the wedgies on their first day in the Premier at Stamford Bridge to ‘Uddersfield’ while Jose Mourinho is plotting to use his famed mind games to convince the Terriers that their game against Manchester United has been cancelled. Huddersfield boss David Wagner said:

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