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rethink on law banning passengers in rear of pickups
•The• fierce criticism that followed the government’s request to the Royal Thai Police to enforce the 1979 thailand
Land Traffic Act regulation banning passengers in the rear of pickup trucks has led to a rethink, as the government admitted that it caused too many problems both in enforcement and inconvenience for many people. Instead they have asked the RTP to devise regulations that will allow the practice while increasing safety, with suggestions being either a strictly enforced speed limit for vehicles with passengers in the rear space and limits to how many passengers can travel in this way. The Department of Land Transport also told the RTP that police have the authority to issue reprieves; for example, in designated zones where the practice can be allowed, such as on minor or community roads. While on the one hand this appears to be a reasonable compromise for a practice that is so widespread due to either a lack of public transport or affordability, it does smack somewhat of ‘passing the buck’ on the road safety issue, although ultimately allowing people to ride in the rear of a pickup does not cause accidents, it just increases the chances of more fatalities or injured when accidents do occur. However it is necessary for the authorities to educate on the increased risks associated with practices like this, but there are far more dangerous ones they would do well to address first, such as the numbers of people on motorbikes - the law is already there, but the enforcement of it is patchy, and for very similar reasons as the pickup situation; but the one big difference is how unstable overloaded motorbikes are in comparison to the minimal effect the number of rear passengers in a pickup has. These are tricky issues for politicians to deal with, which is perhaps why they have been handed over to the police.
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. toys, channel-surfing blithely through the evenings.” This week it is....Surfing Surfing (a.k.a. surfboarding) - originally the riding of a wave The use of a remote control to switch channels on a TV while standing or lying on a surfboard. Now also applied set is quite different from the versions above as it it doesn’t figuratively to other activities, e.g. ‘surfing the net’. physically mimic surfboarding. It is surfing only in a figurative It is generally accepted that surfing was first enjoyed by Polynesians in Tahiti and Hawaii. The oral tradition of passing sense in that it alludes to the moving easily and smoothly from one place to another. chants, called ‘Meles’, from generation to generation records This has led the way to the various forms of surfing that are the practice of surfing in those islands and suggests that it applied to the Internet. Like any phrase or saying that has dates back to at least the 15th century. It was first recorded been coined since the World Wide Web was invented (around in print in the ship’s log of the Discovery, which was part of November 1990) and the Internet became widely used, these Captain James Cook’s ill-fated expedition to Hawaii. The log was written in 1779 by Lieutenant James King, who took over can be dated almost to the second. The first of these surfing terms was simply ‘surfing the internet’. This is recorded in the captaincy of the ship after Cook was killed. the archives of the Usenet newsgroup alt.gopher in a posting Modern-day surfing came to the USA in the 20th century headed ‘Re: Size Limits for Text Files?’, 25th February 1992: and became very popular amongst the young, especially in on the west coast, during the 1960s. When the Beach Boys “There is a lot to be said for surfing the internet with gopher recorded Surfin’ USA in March 1963 they could have had from anywhere that you can find a phone jack.” no notion that surfing was to become such a widespread term in the language. What started out simply as ‘surfing’ The terms World Wide Web and Internet are often confused, migrated into other forms. Initially these were activities that especially as they are both frequently called ‘The Net’. The use mimicked surfboarding. The first was ‘body surfing’, which of ‘surfing the Internet’ is correct here though as Gopher was a is surfing in the original sense, that is, riding a wave on the sea, but without a board. This was recorded in the Californian program that used the Internet rather than the Web. ‘Surfing the net’ came later the same year, with this posting newspaper The Oakland Tribune, in February 1939: in the Usenet newsgroup bit.listserv.gutnberg on 5th August “I went body-surfing at Makupuu with Walter Macfarlane, one 1992: of the most skillful men at the sport in the territory.” ... The fourth is that they will have no trouble converting the The first use of surfing to be applied to an activity on land was e-mail messages to a readable file that they can consult while “surfing the net.” ‘van surfing’. This was explicitly defined in a piece in Time magazine in April 1985: Finally we get ‘surfing the web’, in the Usenet newsgroup “Cars move slowly past the crowd, and when the passengers get posting in bionet.announce, 22nd November 1993: restless they van surf (dance on roofs).” “BioBit No24 (Surfing the Web)” Soon after that came ‘train surfing’ - here referred to in The Wall Street Journal, November 1988: Is there an English phrase or saying that “Riding the tops of trains is a stunt popular among the poor youths of north Rio. Their counterparts in the wealthy south of the city surf the waves; they surf the trains.” The allusions to surfing get progressively less like the original surfboarding as time goes by. In 1989 ‘crowd surfing’ emerged. ‘Crowd surfing’ is the carrying overhead of someone by a crowd, usually after diving into the crowd from the stage at a rock gig. The Toronto Globe & Mail had this item in November of that year: “The music is a barrage of stampeding time trials inspiring live audiences to excesses of stage-diving and crowd-surfing.” In November 1986, The Wall Street Journal also recorded ‘channel surfing’: “Older consumers who initially spurned cabled expansion of prime-time selections now browse confidently with their new
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sudoku Each week we have an easy and a hard Sudoku puzzle. Just fill in the empty squares so that each horizontal and vertical line, and each section, has all the numbers 1 to 9.
We would like to apologise for an error in issue 418 (24th February) - we mistakenly reprinted the same two puzzles as for the previous week, but in issue 419 (3rd March) printed solutions to the puzzles that should have appeared. Many thanks to Mr Brian Tweedie for pointing out our error.
Puzzle 1 (Easy)
Puzzle 2 (Hard)
Last issue’s solutions Puzzle 1
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Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Two or three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.
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crossword Across 1 Russian city, Trans-Siberian Railway terminus (11) 9 Vowel sound that changes within a single syllable (9) 10 Anger (3) 11 Fight (3-2) 13 Wind instrument (7) 14 Minutes in a soccer game (6) 15 Rumour (of a French duck?) (6) 18 Mythical woman with a complex? (7) 20 Apostles’ beliefs (5) 21 Fish - fingerprint (3) 22 Slightly pungent coloured plant (3,6) 24 Assumption - hope (11)
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nag nag nag This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: “What was that for?” Wife: “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?” Man: “Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on.” The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. Man: “What the hell was that for this time?” Wife: “Your horse called.”
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politically correct “Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?” “Because when we were naming you both, we decided to give you names that were anagrams of things we love, and your mum loves Easter.” “Thanks Dad.” “No problem Alan.”
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ooh, doctor! A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes. She was a bit shocked but went ahead anyway. When she was undressed he asked her to stand on her hands in front of and facing a full length mirror. The young woman was even more shocked but if it would help solve her problem she thought she had better do what the doctor said. As soon as she was in position the doctor asked her to open her legs and when she did he put his head between them and rested his chin right on her private parts. After a few moments and some very positive ‘yes, yes’ type noises the doctor instructed ooh, nurse! her to get dressed again. A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital… Afterwards, the doctor sat her down and informed her that the He wakes up as he’s being rushed through the hospital on a main cause of her problem was just that she was drinking far gurney by two nurses. too much liquid before going to bed. “Am I in heaven?” asks the disoriented priest. “So what did the exercise in front of the mirror tell you?” “No” says one of the nurses. “We’re just taking a short cut “Well,” said the doctor, “my wife is right, a beard would suit through the children’s ward.” me.”
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Uk Pensioner visited by police after failing to return kids’ football from next door An elderly woman was visited by police after she declined to return footballs kicked into her garden. Penny Freeman, 73, said they smashed her plants and manicured lawns so she was disinclined to throw them back. But she was shocked to get a visit from police telling her that if she didn’t, she could be charged with theft. Ms Freeman has spent £3,000 turning the walled garden at her Victorian semi into a landscaped haven with colourful flower beds and beautiful trellis archways. After nobody came round to fetch back the balls, Penny decided to keep them so the children would ‘learn the consequences’. But she was shocked when police knocked at the door. ‘The children don’t say, ‘Please can I have my ball back, I am sorry’,’ Penny said. ‘It is beyond the pale. ‘It seems you don’t need to ask for your balls back, you just call the police. She blasted the ‘heavy-handed’ approach, adding: ‘Perhaps I should call 999 every time a ball comes over and cite criminal damage. ‘If I keep it am I going to have my collar felt and a caution applied? ‘I am very, very angry. ‘We put so much work into this garden, we are both in our mid-
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70s. ‘It’s not as if we are bitter and twisted old so and sos. ‘The police were very nice but I was left feeling should a ball land in the garden, I must rush out immediately and return it.’ Ms Freeman also questioned whether the visit to her home wasn’t just a waste of Humberside Police’s resources. The mother of the two boys, aged 11 and six, insisted that she has offered to pay for any damage caused, but was too scared of her neighbour to pop over and get the balls back herself. The neighbour, who did not want to be named, said: ‘My children don’t want to go once the ball has gone over, she claims we have smashed plants on a couple of occasions. ‘I don’t send them round anymore, she’s a bit rude. ‘I am scared of her, I am not sending my children. It has been going on since they moved in. ‘We just want them to chuck the balls back over the wall. ‘I know it can be a bit of a nuisance, I do understand, it’s just one of those things. ‘They are not little terrors or anything like that, they are just normal kids.’ A Humberside Police spokeswoman said: ‘A Police Community Support Officer has visited both parties involved in a neighbour dispute in the Vernon Road area of Bridlington. ‘Words of advice have been offered to take steps to resolve the matter.’
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hard backs a few travel guides. Really want to sell as job lot ideal for starting a book exchange / sell or add to existing one. 15,000 baht. Contact seller via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group Large box 70 plus boxes for sale 30bt each. Most only used once. Contact seller via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group. Chest Freezer - White Sanden SNH-0403D11A. 4’6” Wide. Good condition. New 13,950. Only 4500 baht. Contact Paul on 0852270332 Crepe Maker - Stainless Steel, Single Plate Electric. 2 months old. 14,599 baht new. Only 9,000 baht. Contact Paul on 0852270332 Dog cage/transporter Built to fit a pick up. Has divider to accommodate 2 small or medium dogs. Sale due to lack of storage space. 4,000 baht. Please call 0862 118250 BBQ BILLABONG MAKE Used but good working condition the BBQ is supplied with gas bottle and valve. 5,250 baht. Call 086 211 8250
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PALM HILLS GOLF Membership For Sale. Until February 2035 (18 item, furniture, m’bikes, bicycles, baggage etc. Years). Current PH promo price-10 years= 150,000 Bt + Transfer fee. ProDiscount for long term contracts. Call David on 092 927 7207 or Email rata price for 18 years therefore=270,000 Bt. Discounted To 195,000 Bt + davidhodgins@ymail.com Transfer Fee. Contact: Craig 081193 6230 or email craig.miller@live.co.uk full size pool table for sale with all accessories, cues, balls and light. Wanted Very good condition, two and a half years old, used very little. Can be seen at JP Restaurant in Samorphrong. 45,000 baht. Contact 085 204 9475. Looking to buy Jungle Aid is looking to buy a quantity of fleece Golf clubs Left handed golf clubs, one mens and one ladies. 6000 blankets to take to the Karen people living in the mountains along the each. Contact via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group Myanmar / Thailand border. Does anyone know where we might be able to Various Golf Clubs for sale. MacGregor M59 7 irons, 3,5,7 FW purchase 30-40? Contact via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group Hybrid. Callaway Steelhead 7 irons & 9 FW, Taylor M. R9 driver 2 shafts, SKAT - AELTERE herren fuer private Skatrunde gesucht. Eventuell zwei & hybrids from Ping & Cobra, 2 2-ball putters, Cleveland LW, Fairway woods mal monatlich, ohne jeden monetaeren einsatz. Interessenten bitte melden Taylor M. & Wilson. Mail for more info. Together or apart. Good Offer TEL. 093 694 6245 oder EMAIL hes3003@gmail.com. accepted. Please call 08-30138132 or email peter@pjtrim.com New Pool Cues for sale RAID Low Deflection Shaft 2-piece Custom General Pool Cue with Sport Wrap by Falcon Cues. R650 Low Deflection Technology single fold up bed with mattress, as new. 3000 baht o.n.o. Call 032 Selected Canadian 13mm Maple Shaft with 5 Layer Leather Tip; 3.5 Thread Quick Release Joint; Black Base Forearm with Contrasting Blue Point and 3D 523604 Bubble Grip Sport Wrap. Comes with Gray Sleeve and Joint Protector. only GO PRO HERO 3 loads of extras including 3 batteries 1 extra long term 4900 Baht each. Have a look @ Lucky Shot Pool Bar Poonsuk Road evening battery varied connections and fitments plus extension pole. 7,000 baht. after 8 pm Contact seller via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group self storage Any
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Lake View Golf Club, wanted 2 membership. Please contact me. E-mail andresen.p@gmail.com. Phone 0615450882 Petter Andresen pickleball paknam pran Pickleball partner for single play needed for early morning play or late afternoon play at Evason Resort. Email sledpullric@gmail.com auto: general
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HUA HIN BIKERBOYS We are a group of friends of different nationalities living in Hua Hin that enjoy riding together on small motorbikes (max. 150 cc) exploring around Hua Hin, sharing some good laughs. We are not biking for the speed or to do tracks, we are more “ touring/ adventure “ type of rides who likes discover new places and share some good travel experiences. Most of the time we drive on small scenery roads with less traffic. Rides are with your own or your rented bike. Every 2 weeks there is a ride, mostly once a 1-day ride and once a 2-or 3-day ride. Participation is free and ladies are welcome. Details on facebook page or send mail to sikkens2011@gmail.com auto: 4 wheels pluS
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Rooms from 3000 bt p/m, Apartments 7000 bt p/m All close to beach, Condo with sea view and pool 12,000 bt p/m. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail. com for more information personals
SERIOUS GENTLEMAN in Hua Hin wants single, mature English speaking Lady to form long term partnership, living together. email: diamondhenk@gmail.com announcements
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REVERSE CHARGE CALLS The list below is the free number to connect to an operator of that country to request the reverse charge call. ARGENTINA 001-999-54-1000/ 2000 AUSTRALIA 001-999-61-1000/2000 AUSTRIA 001-800-28787421 BAHRAIN 001-999-973-1000 BRUNEI 001-999-673-1000 CANADA 001-999-15-1000/2000 DENMARK 001-999-45-1000 FRANCE 001-999-33-1000 GERMANY 001-999-49-1000 HAWAII 001-800-865-8424 HONG KONG 001-999-852-1086 INDONESIA 001-999-62-1000/2000 ISRAEL 001-999-972-1000/ 2000 ITALY 001-999-39-1000 JAPAN 001-999-811-0051 KOREA 001-999-82-1000/ 2000/ 2001 MACAU 001-999-853-1000 MALAYSIA 001-999-60-1000/4000/ 4001 MALTA 001-999-356-1000 MEXICO 001-999-52-1000 NEPAL 001-800-977-1-9999 NETHERLANDS 001-999-31-1035 NEW ZEALAND 001-999-64-1066 PHILIPPINES 001-999-63-1000/ 3000/ 6000 PORTUGAL 001-999-351-1000 RUSSIA 001-999-7-1000 SINGAPORE 001-999-65-0000/ 2008 SOUTH AFRICA 001-999-27-1000 SPAIN 001-999-34-1066 TAIWAN 001-999-886-1000 U.A.E. 001-999-971-1000 U.K. 001-999-44-1066 U.S.A. 001-999-1-1111/ 2001/ 2002 Thanks to the staff at CAT in Hua Hin for providing the above numbers. FREE and cheap CALLS If your mobile phone or device and that of the person you are calling supports it, you can use a number of apps to make free calls anywhere, with the best known being Skype and Viber. The mobile phone operators offer special numbers to prefix an international number to get cheap rate international calls. More information call True 1331 AIS 1175 DTAC 1678
Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Police Station 032 511 027 Tourist Police 032 516 219 Cha-Am Police 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Red Cross 032 512 567 Municipality 032 532433 Tessabahn 032 511 047 Immigration 032 520 617 Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Electricity Office 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Water Office 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TOT Call Centre 1100 TT&T 032 532 018 3BB 032-900020-1, 086-0127273 3BB Call Centre 1530 CAT 032 511 350 Alcoholics Anonymous 0870 620 098 Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928
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to hull and back Restaurant & Bakery in Samorphrong
OPEN 11am - 9pm every day (Closed Tuesdays) Delicious Home Cooked Western & Thai Food daily specials - check our blackboard Breakfasts - Fresh Bread Baked Daily Free Wi-Fi - Easy Parking Contact us on 093 139 9655 or food@passportcafehuahin.com
Menu on passportcafehuahin.com and Facebook page Passport-Cafe Directions: From Hua Hin go north on the Klong (Canal) Road through the traffic lights and turn left at the blue bridge with the water tower next to it, then immediately right before the 7-11. Follow this road for approximately 1.5 km and you will find us on the right opposite Tropical Hill.
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it takes two Welcome back to AWOL after our short break, and to Hull where the City of Culture year plods on with a profusion of fake flowers. A display of a section of the Tower of London ceramic poppys cascades to the ground from a window high on a museum, while a field of Lego daffodils adorns a city centre square. Both of course require 24 hour guards. Back in Siam, as it was then, on May 11th 1811 something a bit more significant was happening. Twins Chang and Eng were being born in Samut Songkhran, some 60 miles from Bangkok. The brothers were to become the first conjoined twins known to have survived, and their country of birth would give its’ name to all pairs of conjoined twins who followed them. Chang and Eng were joined at the sternum by a ligature, and their livers were also fused, but they were otherwise unaffected. These days a separation would be a fairly simple procedure, but back then was considered to be far too risky. Besides, without the benefit of Xrays the fused livers probably weren’t discovered until after the twins died. Thanks to their mother however the ligature which bound them was gradually stretched, allowing a little more independent movement as they grew, and by the age of 18 the twins seem to have been living an otherwise relatively normal life. Until one day while swimming they were spotted by a Scottish expat who, seeing the potential for a lucrative business, did a deal with their parents to exhibit them on a world tour. Although we would now consider such exhibitions to be crude exploitation, the twins made a small fortune from their tour,
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and after a few years were able to buy a farm - and slaves - in North Carolina. They became American citizens, taking the surname Bunker, and did well in business, but something was missing from their lives, and on April 13th 1843 they shocked American society by putting that right, by marrying two sisters. After a while a disagreement between the two sisters resulted in the wives occupying separate houses, with the twins dividing their days between them. But despite the strange domestic arrangements Chang and Eng produced a total of at least 21 children, and lived until 1874, when they died three hours apart. There is a monument of the twins in Samut Songkhran, and their preserved liver is displayed in a Philadelphia museum. At the time of their death in 1874, another man who became famous due to his deformity was just 7 years old. Joseph Merrick, known as the Elephant Man, had been born in England in 1867, and similar to Chang and Eng he made a living for a while by establishing his own stage show. But Merricks’ condition was progressive. Just as his deformity had prevented him from working as a child, it also quickly put an end to his show. Fortunately public opinion was changing by then, and ‘freak’ shows were becoming unpopular. An appeal for funds raised enough money to allow Merrick to spend the rest of his short life in the London Hospital, where he died in 1890. But while Chang, Eng and Merrick had to some extent all had a say in their lives, and despite what they did to survive falling out of favour, another similar case would follow in the 1900’s which was nothing short of exploitation. We will take a look at it next week.
On This Day
Finally this week an anniversary which Sir Elton John might prefer to forget. For on 21st April 1970 he made his first solo concert appearance - as the support act for T Rex.
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events & noticeboard Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline.net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5. Upcoming inform awol or surf fm of your charitable the members in the group has a chance to or non commercial event and we will announce host a dinner party in his/her home for the other members. If you love cooking and like it here to make new friends you should join. You do Ongoing not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 Rescue Paws is a non-profit organization 562290 based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping Dusit Thani Hua Hin Soccer and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray Academy: exercise and professional animal population. Find out more on their football coaching for kids. website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook page Hua Hin Hash house Harriers every RescuePawsThailand Saturday around the area. (see p22) trash hero hua hin now every Sunday Cicada Market and Performing at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat eponymous Facebook page for weekly details evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, is your hobby you can join an international and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Each one of great place to spend an evening
surf 102.5 fm schedule The Marriott Breakfast Show with Steve Johnston Mon. to Fri. 6:30 - 10:00 Asia Pop 40 with Dom Lau Sat. 09:00 - 12:00, Sun. 22:00 - 18:00 Tue. 21:00 - 24:00 “Something On The Radio” with James Ross Sun., Wed., Fri. 21:00-23:00 LA Spinz with Peter Reynolds Mon., Wed., Fri. 19:30 Q Burn Rocks On with Peter Antony Fri. 23:00
THE AWOL NOTICEBOARD nd? in thaila driving g licence nal drivin o ti a rn te In rs 1800 bt. valid 5 yea Call 71 (Eng) 089 530 87
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS If you want to drink, that’s your business, if you want to stop, we can help.
Call to speak to an AA member:
Peo (Swedish) - 086 012 0856 Henrik 095-950-7550 Loren - 081-007-6856 Terry - 091-883-7757
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Meetings every day in Hua Hin
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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see to get it in AWOL email submissions@awolonline.net or post ad p9) it on our Balloon Chasers facebook group. red piano, soi kanjanomai; Happy Hour every day from 5 - 7pm buy one get one free. recently added and coming soon Spots pool bar, Soi 88; Draft Singha and Leo just 65 baht. Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; Thursday 27th April the palm bistro, soi 88; Join their Sunday Lunch Club 2017 from 7pm. Barbecue and a 5 round golf quiz, including and start earning a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) a rules round, an action video round and even a musical golf Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along round! Bookings now being taken for teams of up to 6. Only klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 200 baht per person. Golf prizes PIT’S CAFE, Dusitland 8, Soi 94; Happy hour from 12.00 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) To 6.00, draught leo 50bht per glass. Lunch by our new chef pub quizzes starting at 12.00 O’clock. siam handlebar, phetkasem road (opp. airport); king bar, Soi Binthabaht; Quiz second Monday of Draught Chang Buy one, get one free from 5 - 10pm every month (next one Monday 8th May 2017 at 7.30 pm) . Free nany’s cafe, soi 88; Friday special - Fish ,chips and mushy entry, food and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome. peas 139 bt, Atlantic cod fillet chips and mushy peas 220 bt. Kom Hom, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Also Leo draft now available small(half) 55 bt, large(pint) 75 bt Bingo and Quiz Night - call 085 294 1319 for details toon’s bar and restaurant, soi 6, borfai; Now Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home open every day from 3pm serving a wide range of Thai and made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one Western food until 9pm, and great prices all day every day on is on Tuesday 16th May,). 10 rounds including 2 audio visual drinks until late and 2 table rounds. There is limited space so early bookings are el murphy’s, soi selekam; Murfs Happy Times from strongly recommended. Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info 7am to 7pm Pints of: Guinness 189 bt, Old Speckled Hen 210 and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis bt, Magners and Stowfor cider 180 bt. All day Chang and Leo hotel going south on the Takiap Road. Large 90 bt, small 49 bt. tk roadhouse, Khao Takiab; First Tuesday of every month ‘The Best Quiz In Town’! 8 rounds, beer questions, free Regular Events Cottage Pie and bread. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; The 99 baht breakfast is Back! FREE British style Sunday Roasts: Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 chocolate cafe, soi 102; Every Tuesday from 6.30 pm, Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam free Thai and Western food buffet. Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) double d, Soi 6; Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm Nany’s Cafe, Soi 88 - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht. Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 father teds, Damnoernkasem Road; Live music, Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 happening every night! See add on p13 for details. Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab Bookings only 084 376 9438 la maison bleu, Phetkasem road; Every Saturday Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd from 7 to 10pm Live music by Susan and Larry. Zab Wer, Soi 112. passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for
It costs nothing, zilch, zero to promote your special offer, party, regular event or other promotion in Balloon Chasers! Just email submissions@awolonline.net or post it on our Facebook group
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LOCAL SPORTS hash house harriers
HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE
A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem! The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hour’s. run/walk in the surrounding countryside followed by a social gathering. lf you would like to come along then visit our website www.h2h3-cah3. weebly.com or Facebook at www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. Please note that people attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN - Saturday 22nd april 2017 Meeting @ 4:30 pm Cha Am House Harriers (CAH3) Run #308 St George’s Day run Dress code – St George’s or white hash shirts Hares: Cathusalem & Screwdriver LOCATION: off Khlong road just south of Palm Hills Google Map Link: https://goo.Gl/maps/h82pqervsrm2 GPS Coordinates: 12.643531,99.942792 (12 38’36.7”N 99 56’34.0”E) Directions to run site: From Cha-am via Phetkasem Road or bypass Google map link: goo.Gl/maps/m2sdhcmgjf12 Find your way to the roundabout intersection of chompol road (route 1010) and khlong road (gps 12.671500, 99.943454) And zero your odometer. Drive south on khlong road for 3.2 Km passing two roundabouts before taking the first u-turn after the second roundabout hhh. Go back 300m and turn left hhh signposted in advance for wat phosuwan and at turn for dragon 1 village. Turn left after a further 300 m (no sign needed) and left again after a further 400 m hhh. Park on road after further 100 m. From Hua Hin using Khlong Road: Google map link: goo.Gl/maps/exaemfwcehb2 Find your way to the traffic light intersection of khlong road and soi 6 at bo fai (gps 12.618832, 99.944458) And zero your odometer. Drive north on khlong road for 3.3 Km and turn left hhh signposted in advance for wat phosuwan and at turn for dragon 1 village. Turn left after a further 300 m (no sign needed) and left again after a further 400 m hhh. Park on road after further 100 m. Please note that the more direct route to the car park that you may find on google maps is not recommended because it’s not an easy turn to make on to a narrow bridge. However, crossing the narrow bridge with care back on to khlong road is easier and shown as the recommended route to the on after (see below). Any queries then please call Cathusalem on 091 608 6428 or Screwdriver on 085 354 1745
results The season is over. New season details will be published here when available. League Table Team Robin’s Rest Blue Lagoon Jungle Juice The Clansmen Miss You TK’s Pat’s Place Castaways
P 10 10 9 11 4 6 8 8
W 7 7 6 5 2 2 2 1
D 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
L 3 2 2 6 2 4 6 7
F 109 109 117 81 37 58 44 48
A 73 80 57 99 29 59 104 102
Pts 36 29 60 -18 8 -1 -60 -54
fixtures The season is over.
hua hin city F.C
results sunday 9th april 2017 Assumption United 1 - 0 Hua Hin City FIXTURES sunday 30th april 2017 Hua Hin City v Suphanburi B 17:30
thai League 4 Please consider carrying a phone with you on the trails, it may help us to help you get Western Region table back to the start should you feel lost. Team P GD PTS The On-After: Krua Khun Kai on Khlong Road GPS co-ordinates: 12.665053, 99.946539 Google map link: goo.Gl/maps/ygwiicnqev92 Misdirections to the on after: Go back to Khlong road either the way you came or the direct route shown on the map link taking care crossing narrow bridge and pulling out on to main road. Drive north on Khlong road for 2.7 Km (measured from narrow bridge) then make a u-turn at the second roundabout (watching out for drivers who do not accept that those already on the roundabout have right of way). Go back 250 m and Krua Khun Kai is the middle restaurant with a windmill in the front garden (large leo or chang bt 65).
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Suphanburi B Muangkan United Assumption United Ratchaburi Mitr Phol B BTU United Nonthaburi Look Isan IPE Samut Sakhon United Hua Hin City Pathum Thani United
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Hua Hin City F. C. is the local professional team formed in 2011, playing their matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Takiab.
local golf Butterfly Rock Golf society
Hua Hin Golf Society
Results 18th April 2017 Hua - Hin Golf Society Champayne Scramble 13 teams 1st Sam Sheriff, Pook Sheriff, Fai Brathe, Pailin Humphrey 65 - 07.5 = 57.5 2nd Tim Vermeersch,Eric Salmon, Pekka Hogman, Greg Hill 68 - 06.9 = 61.1 3rd Robert Laminit, Chuck Carriere, 12th april 2017 Harvey Russell, Malee Russell 66 - 04.7 Banyan The Rhino Trophy - Bogey/Par = 61.3 32 entered 4th Tim Dixon, Anne Dorkjan, Ben 1st Norman Labbe 6 up (18) Amelsvoort, John Hall 68 - 06.5 = 2nd Mick Mace 1 up (21) 61.5 3rd Adrienne Fullerton 1 up (11) 4th Tom McGiff 1 down (23) 11th April 2017 Majestic A - B Stableford 36 entered Fixtures 1st Fred Ward 41 pts (18) 24th April 2017 Lake View A&B S’ford 2nd Anna Sjogren 41 pts (18) 26th April 2017 Majestic Creek Stableford 3rd Pook Sheriff 39 pts (32) ronnie’s roll up 4th Robert Laminit 39 pts (07) RESULTS 17th April 2017 Lake View AB. Stableford 10 entered 1st Terry Hofgartner 38 pts (25) 2nd Geoff G Batt-Rawden 34 pts (06) 3rd Peter Hayes 32 pts (11) 4th Lee Pape 32 pts (15)
saensuk Golf Society
Results 17th April 2017 Springfield C & B Splinter Cell Stableford 12 entered 1st Paul Badenoch-Jones 36 pts (08) 2nd Hans Engbrink 34 pts (15) 3rd Thomas Ronnestam 33 pts (16) 4th Sven-Otto Grahn 33 pts (20) 14th April 2017 Springfield C & B Splinter Cell Stableford 14 entered 1st Kjell Karlsson 33 pts (19) 2nd Freddie Larsson 33 pts (10) 3rd Tim Mitchell 31 pts (10) 4th Roy Sweetland 31 pts (06)
12th April 2017 Palm Hills Golf Resort Individual Stableford 36 entered 1st Georges Santin 36 pts (20) 2ND Bernard Van Amelsvoort 35 pts Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please 7th April 2017 (19) contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you Banyan Medal 25 entered 3RD Kjell Karlsson 34 pts (20) are interested in joining in, and thanks to 1st Fred Ward 88 19 = 69 4th Anders Paulsson 33 pts (19) Ronnie for the results. 2nd Beate Wallace 84 13 = 71 14th april 2017 3rd Pailin Humphrey 82 10 = 72 14 players fixtures 4th Winfried Lauenstein 105 32 = 73 Front 9 - Len Ogembo (06) 18 points Monday/Friday Springfield Splinter Cell Back 9 - Stefan Gottek (12) 17 points fixtures Stableford Overall - Ronnie Thorley (17) 31 points 25th April 2017 Majestic Stableford & 26th April 2017 Black Mountain (New lake view Eclectic Course) - Saensuk Fun Day members club 28th April 2017 Royal Hua Hin Results Stableford No results available cha am golf club
Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, FIXTURES No fixtures currently listed. Friday Crossword Solution
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pool leagues thursday friendly Pool League
Hua Hin Khao Takiab Cool POOL LEAGUE
results week 5 6th april 2017 Bar 80 Saloon 12 - 8 Hua Hin Bar Big Kahuna 9 - 11 Mint Bar Connections Cafe 19 - 1 Mr Dan’s Coopers 94 9 - 11 Komhom Bar Dara Bar 12 - 8 Jaew Bar MasterCues Bar 10 - 10 Cross Eyed Duck Nalee Bar 12 - 8 Squealing Pig
results Week 13 7th april 2017 Cross Eyed Duck v Exotic Bar 11 - 12 Muan Bar Fin Bar 9 - 14 The Connection JNB 5 - 18 Cheeky Monkey Mucky Duck 10 - 13 Waring Bar TK Roadhouse 10 - 13 Jungle Juice Take 5 Sports Bar 16 - 7 High Five
Fixtures week 7 27th april 2017 Big Kahuna v Squealing Pig Connections Cafe v Coopers 94 Cross Eyed Duck v Jaew Bar Dara Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Hua Hin Bar v Mr Dan’s Mint Bar v Komhom Bar Nalee Bar v MasterCues Bar
League tablE
League tablE Team Cross Eyed Duck Dara Bar MasterCues Bar Bar 80 Saloon Komhom Bar Connections Coopers 94 Big Kahuna Squealing Pig Mint Bar Hua Hin Bar Nalee Bar Jaew Bar Mr Dan’s
P W D L +/- Pts 5 4 1 0 42 80 5 5 0 0 24 72 4 2 2 0 22 57 5 2 0 3 2 55 4 2 2 0 16 54 4 2 0 2 16 52 5 1 2 2 -4 52 4 2 1 1 4 47 5 1 1 3 -18 44 4 2 0 2 -4 42 5 0 1 4 -18 42 4 1 0 3 -22 31 4 1 0 3 -24 30 4 1 0 3 -36 24
Team Jungle Juice TK Roadhouse The Connection Cheeky Monkey Clansmen Muan Bar Fin Bar Take 5 Waring Bar Mucky Duck Exotic Bar JNB High Five
P 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12
W 12 10 8 8 8 7 5 5 5 5 2 1 2
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 0 2 4 4 4 5 7 7 7 7 10 11 10
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+/102 58 54 36 34 6 -6 -18 -22 -34 -48 -74 -88
Pts 189 167 165 156 155 141 135 129 127 121 114 101 94
Please note Sasa Bar has withdrawn FIXTURES Week 14 28th april 2017 Clansmen v Cheeky Monkey Fin Bar v Exotic Bar JNB v High Five Muan Bar v Jungle Juice The Connection v Take 5 Sports Bar Waring Bar v TK Roadhouse
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soi 94 tuesday POOL LEAGUE
results week 13 18th april 2017 Komhom Restaurant 13 - 5 Tores Bar Le Kiss Bar 6 - 12 Home Bar Naree Bar 5 - 13 Coopers Bar Soda Bar 11 - 7 Star Bar Connections - no game FIXTURES week 14 25th april 2017 Connections Cafe v Soda Bar Home Bar v Naree Bar Komhom Restaurant v Le Kiss Bar Tores Bar v Star Bar Coopers Bar - no game
League tablE Team Home Bar Coopers Bar Komhom Connections Naree Bar Le Kiss Bar Tores Bar Soda Bar Star Bar
P 13 13 13 13 12 12 11 11 12
W 10 10 7 6 6 5 4 2 1
D L 2 1 1 2 2 4 1 6 1 5 0 7 1 6 0 9 0 11
+/54 64 26 16 8 -34 -12 -52 -70
LUCKY SHOT BAR
Pts 32 31 23 19 19 15 13 6 3
Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: aknabe@gmx.net 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin Hua Hin Pool Billiard League
results Week 21 7th april 2017 Breeze Bar 4 - 4 Home Bar Humping Pig 6 - 2 Lucky Shot A Lucky Shot B 8 - 0 Coopers 94 Master Cues 0 - 8 Mucky Duck Pits Rangers 8 - 0 Spots Pool Bar 2 Spots Pool Bar 1 4 - 4 Pits Pirates League Table Team Humping Pig Mucky Duck Pits Rangers Lucky Shot A Pits Pirates Spots Pool Bar 1 Home Bar Breeze Bar Lucky Shot B Spots Pool Bar 2 Master Cues Coopers 94
P 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 21
W 19 15 15 12 10 11 9 6 5 3 3 1
D 1 4 2 5 6 2 4 3 3 2 2 0
L 1 2 4 4 5 8 8 12 13 16 16 20
+/80 74 60 34 38 30 -4 -36 -24 -56 -92 -104
fixtures Week 22 21st april 2017 Coopers 94 v Spots Pool Bar 1 Home Bar v Lucky Shot B Lucky Shot A v Breeze Bar Master Cues v Pits Rangers Pits Pirates v Mucky Duck Spots Pool Bar 2 v Humping Pig
Pts 39 34 32 29 26 24 22 15 13 8 8 2
pool leagues HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE
results Week 23 19th april 2017 C 69 10 - 9 Tiger Bar JW Red 7 - 12 All Nations GH Jungle Juice A 16 - 3 Pink Panther King Bar 11 - 8 Jungle Juice B Limelight 13 - 6 JW Black N & G 10 - 9 Booz Bar Bentho Bar - No game Fixtures Week 24 26th april 2017 All Nations GH v Jungle Juice A Bentho Bar v JW Red Booz Bar v No game C 69 v King Bar Jungle Juice B v Limelight JW Black v N & G Tiger Bar v Pink Panther League Table Team Limelight King Bar Jungle Juice A Jungle Juice B Bentho Bar Tiger Bar Pink Panther N&G JW Red All Nations GH C 69 JW Black Booz Bar
P 21 20 21 22 20 21 21 20 20 21 19 21 21
W 18 16 15 13 12 12 11 8 8 8 7 3 3
L 3 4 6 9 8 9 10 12 12 13 12 18 18
+/- Pts 89 36 60 32 75 30 -2 26 30 24 29 24 -15 22 -8 16 -12 16 -31 16 -29 14 -73 6 -113 6
hua hin soi 80 tuesday Pool League
hua hin wednesday Pool League
results Week 20 18th april 2017 Bar 80 Saloon 10 - 8 Eagle Bar 2 Eagle Bar 7 - 11 Exotic Bar Hua Hin Bar 2 13 - 5 Easy Bar Mint Bar 9 - 9 Hut Bar Miss U Bar 5 - 13 Hua Hin Bar Mona Bar 5 - 13 Fin Bar The Clansmen 8 - 10 Dream Bar Airport Bar - no game
results Week 16 19th april 2017 Home Bar 13 - 6 Coopers 94 Jaew Bar 6 - 13 Infinity Bar Kom Hom Bar 12 - 7 The Breeze Lucky Shot 14 - 5 Cheeky Monkey Pits Cafe 2 14 - 5 Pits Cafe 1 Sabai Bar 12 - 7 BRGC@Bar80 Sabai Sabai Restaurant v Big Kahuna Spots v Cross Eyed Duck
Fixtures Week 21 25th april 2017 Eagle Bar 2 v Hua Hin Bar 2 Exotic Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Fin Bar v Eagle Bar Hua Hin Bar v Mona Bar Hut Bar v Miss U Bar Night Owl Bar v Mint Bar The Clansmen v Easy Bar Dream Bar - no game
Fixtures Week 17 26th april 2017 Big Kahuna v BRGC@Bar80 Cheeky Monkey v Pits Cafe 2 Coopers 94 v Sabai Bar Cross Eyed Duck v Jaew Bar Infinity Bar v Kom Hom Bar Pits Cafe 1 v Sabai Sabai Restaurant Spots v Lucky Shot The Breeze v Home Bar
League Table Team Fin Bar Exotic Bar The Clansmen Hua Hin Bar 2 Night Owl Bar Bar 80 Saloon Mint Bar Dream Bar Miss U Bar Hua Hin Bar Easy Bar Hut Bar Eagle Bar 2 Eagle Bar Mona Bar
League Table P 19 19 18 17 18 19 19 19 19 17 19 18 19 19 19
W 15 14 11 11 10 8 8 7 8 6 6 5 5 5 2
D 1 2 4 3 3 3 3 4 0 5 4 1 1 1 1
L 3 3 3 3 5 8 8 8 11 6 9 12 13 13 16
+/110 79 62 45 20 4 -20 -24 -10 -2 -18 -42 -46 -50 -108
Pts 46 44 37 36 33 27 27 25 24 23 22 16 16 16 7
Team Pits Cafe 1 Lucky Shot Cross Eyed Duck Home Bar Big Kahuna BRGC@Bar80 Spots Infinity Bar Sabai Bar Cheeky Monkey Pits Cafe 2 Coopers 94 Kom Hom Bar The Breeze Jaew Bar Sabai Sabai
P 15 15 14 15 14 15 14 15 15 15 15 15 15 16 16 14
W 14 13 11 11 9 9 8 8 6 6 5 5 5 4 3 2
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 1 2 3 4 5 6 6 7 9 9 10 10 10 12 13 12
+/97 123 78 53 34 -13 14 3 -13 -43 -21 -31 -31 -102 -84 -64
Pts 28 26 22 22 18 18 16 16 12 12 10 10 10 8 6 4
Friends of Hua Hin Wednesday Pool League
results week 9 19th april 2017 Bob’s TK Bar 13 - 7 High Five Bar Bobby’s Bangers v Tik’s Bar Muan Bar v Bobby’s Beauties Mucky Duck 7 - 13 Master Cues Sunset Boulevard 10 - 10 Dara’s Bar T.K. Roadhouse 11 - 9 Breeze Bar
Fixtures week 10 26th april 2017 Bobby’s Beauties v Mucky Duck Breeze Bar v Bobby’s Bangers Dara’s Bar v T.K. Roadhouse High Five Bar v Sunset Boulevard Master Cues v Bob’s TK Bar Tik’s Bar v Muan Bar
League Table Team Master Cues T.K. Roadhouse Breeze Bar Mucky Duck Tik’s Bar Dara’s Bar Bob’s TK Bar Bobby’s Beauties Sunset Boulevard Muan Bar Bobby’s Bangers High Five Bar
P W D L +/- Pts 9 9 0 0 68 18 9 6 1 2 20 13 9 6 0 3 43 12 8 6 0 2 18 12 8 4 2 2 -4 10 9 4 1 4 -8 9 9 3 2 4 -7 8 8 3 1 4 -4 7 9 1 3 5 -26 5 8 2 0 6 -24 4 7 0 2 5 -26 2 9 1 0 8 -50 2
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pool leagues results Week 30 30th march 2017 Anytime Bar 11 - 10 Cheeky Monkey Bobby’s Birds 6 - 15 TK Roadhouse Fin Bar 8 - 13 Mucky Duck Home 14 - 7 Bobby’s Boys Lanla Bar 8 - 13 Muan Bar Sasa Bar 9 - 12 Drink & Shelter Spots 13 - 8 The Dream Tore’s Bar 9 - 12 Exotic Bar
hua hin/khao takiab ladies Pool League
hua hin star Pool League
hua hin khao takiab super Pool League
results week 10 17th april 2017 Dara Bar 9 - 9 Aonzy Andy K 7 - 5 Hampi L Bom P 3 - 5 Hung J High Five 7 - 11 Tore’s Bar Brian C 7 - 5 Prj P Cha E 4 - 5 Shawn C Jaew Bar 6 - 12 Muan Bar Derrick B 6 - 7 Brian N Derek M 5 - 4 Darren D Kom Hom 8 - 10 Sunset Boulevard Job S 7 - 6 Tim W Mark L 2 - 5 Axel X Master Cue 15 - 3 The Squealing Pig Korn P 7 - 2 Gent T Paul B 5 - 0 Michel C Pit’s Cafe 4 - 14 Cross Eyes Duck Lieven P 3 - 7 Kwan K Paul G 5 - 2 Mario E The Connection 8 - 10 Jungle Juice Pek K 6 - 7 Tong YN Phil D 3 - 5 Dang W results week 12 16th april 2017 division 1 division 2
Peter J 7 - 5 Thong P
Steve R 2 - 5 Marko W
Fixtures Fixtures week 13 30th april 2017 The season is over. Congratulations to division 1 division 2 Axel X v Hung J Mucky Duck. New season details will Job S v Tong YN Shawn C v Paul G Kwan K v Derrick B appear here when available. League Table Team Mucky Duck Muan Bar Home Drink & Shelter TK Roadhouse Lanla Bar Spots Cheeky Monkey Fin Bar Bobby’s Boys Sasa Bar Exotic Bar Bobby’s Birds Tore’s Bar Anytime Bar The Dream
P 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 29 30 30 29 30 30
W 28 24 23 16 16 17 17 14 15 14 12 10 8 9 10 6
L 2 6 7 14 14 13 13 16 15 16 17 20 22 20 20 24
+/262 160 114 30 28 24 24 -8 -22 -29 -55 -88 -108 -92 -116 -124
Pts 446 395 372 330 329 327 327 311 304 300 277 271 261 258 257 253
Cha E v Mark L Marko W v Paul B Dang W v Steve R Phil D v Derek M Bom P v Darren D Michel C v Mario E
Peter J v Brian C Tim W v Thong P Andy K v Brian N Gent T v Prj P Hampi L v Pek K Lieven P v Korn P
League Tables division 1 division 2 Player
P +/- Pts Player
P +/- Pts
Tong YN Kwan K Job S Korn P Brian N Derrick B Andy K Pek K Peter J Lieven P Thong P Hampi L Gent T Prj P Brian C Tim W
12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12
12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12
29 31 13 12 11 10 7 6 3 4 1 -11 -18 -18 -36 -44
22 18 16 16 16 14 14 14 14 12 10 8 6 6 6 0
Dang W Paul G Paul B Phil D Hung J Marko W Bom P Darren D Steve R Cha E Mark L Mario E Shawn C Axel X Derek M Michel C
30 24 18 19 7 3 4 -3 -3 -6 -7 -8 -13 -15 -20 -30
20 20 18 16 16 14 12 12 12 10 10 8 8 8 4 4
Fixtures Week 11 24th April 2017 Aonzy V Cross Eyes Duck High Five V Jaew Bar Jungle Juice V Pit’s Cafe Muan Bar V The Connection Sunset Boulevard V Master Cue The Squealing Pig V Dara Bar Tore’s Bar V Kom Hom League Table Team Muan Bar Master Cue The Connection Jungle Juice Sunset Boulevard Kom Hom Dara Bar Pit’s Cafe Tore’s Bar Cross Eyes Duck Squealing Pig Jaew Bar High Five Aonzy
P 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 9 10 10 9
W 8 8 8 7 7 5 5 4 3 2 2 2 1 0
D 1 1 1 2 1 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 1
L 1 1 1 1 2 3 4 6 6 7 6 8 8 8
+/- Pts 56 17 46 17 40 17 32 16 26 15 28 12 6 11 -18 8 2 7 -8 5 -48 5 -38 4 -66 3 -58 1
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results Week 1 results will appear here next week League tablE Team Bobby’s Bar Master Ques Mucky Duck Silver Fox
P W D L 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FIXTURES Week 1 22nd april 2017 Master Ques v Bobby’s Bar Mucky Duck v Silver Fox
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fixtures (all times Thailand)
Saturday 22nd april 2017 PREMIER LEAGUE Bournemouth v Middlesbrough 21:00 Hull City v Watford 21:00 Swansea City v Stoke City 21:00 West Ham United v Everton 21:00 FA CUP - SEMI-FINAL Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur 23:15 CHAMPIONSHIP Norwich City v Brighton 01:45 Brentford v Queens Park Rangers 21:00 Bristol City v Barnsley 21:00 Burton Albion v Leeds United 21:00 Huddersfield Town v Fulham 21:00 Nottingham Forest v Reading 21:00 Rotherham Utd v Ipswich Town 21:00 Sheffield Weds v Derby County 21:00 Wigan Athletic v Cardiff City 21:00 Wolves v Blackburn Rovers 21:00 SCOTTISH CUP - SEMI-FINAL Hibernian v Aberdeen 18:15
Wednesday 26th April 2017 PREMIER LEAGUE Chelsea v Southampton 01:45 CHAMPIONSHIP Wolves v Huddersfield Town 01:45 Thursday 27th April 2017 PREMIER LEAGUE Arsenal v Leicester City 01:45 Middlesbrough v Sunderland 01:45 Crystal Palace v Spurs 02:00 Friday 28th April 2017 PREMIER LEAGUE Man. City v Manchester Utd 02:00
Sunday 23rd April 2017 PREMIER LEAGUE Burnley v Manchester United 20:15 Liverpool v Crystal Palace 22:30 FA CUP - SEMI-FINAL Arsenal v Manchester City 21:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Aston Villa v Birmingham City 18:00 SCOTTISH CUP - SEMI-FINAL Celtic v Rangers 18:00 Tuesday 25th April 2017 CHAMPIONSHIP Newcastle Utd v Preston N.E 01:45
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english premier league table
Team P GD PTS 1 Chelsea 32 38 75 2 Tottenham 32 46 71 Soi 102, Hua Hin (200m on right 3 Liverpool 33 after29railway)66 4 Man City 32 28 64 5 Man Utd 31 24 60 6 Arsenal 31 23 57 7 Everton 33 23 57 8 West Brom 33 -3 44 9 Southampton 31 -3 40 10 Watford 32 -15 40 11 Stoke 33 -11 39 12 Leicester 32 -12 37 13 West Ham 33 -15 37 14 Burnley 33 -14 36 15 Crystal Palace 32 -8 35 16 Bournemouth 33 -18 35 17 Hull 33 -33 30 18 Swansea 33 -31 28 19 Middlesbrough 32 -16 24 20 Sunderland 32 -32 21 fantasy premier league - awol challenge
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Team Hua Hin Utd Custom Cobblers FC ROCA Mr. Cha Aming Dannycollinz Lost Cafe The Dada Donkeys Frankies 11 Rentmythaivilla Atletico Pathetico jamboshuahin JR BRUTD S.C Waste Of Money Hua Hin Jambos Pink Panther AFC Portsmouth City FC Wanderlust United Doghill Growlers Stenhousemuir Dans Demons Nuo_divers AWOL Wanderers shortimeagain
GW 69 44 70 48 63 58 45 40 48 52 47 59 45 29 53 37 46 36 39 41 33 47 43
TOT 1912 1888 1791 1780 1752 1736 1726 1656 1640 1636 1618 1614 1591 1574 1553 1517 1503 1485 1467 1373 1361 1355 1311
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Previously undiscovered Amazonian tribe found holding ‘Wenger Out’ signs
uk Extraordinary aerial shots of a previously undiscovered Amazonian tribe holding ‘Wenger Out’ signs have emerged today. The photos we’re taken deep in the heart of the Brazilian rainforest and appear to show a tribal community almost untouched by the outside world, but still suffering after Arsenal’s 3-0 defeat by Crystal Palace. The images depict several senior tribe members gathered around their primitive village; Some can be seen wearing little clothing, holding sticks and preparing various forms of Arsenal protest paraphernalia. Felipe Luiz, a tribal activist, was on the plane at the time the photographs were taken. He told us, “It’s a worrying sign as these tribes are very vulnerable to outside diseases and football drama in general. “Whether it’s deforestation or unwanted
Above: ‘Are poison darts heading towards North London? trespassers, they’ve got enough to worry The cause of this foray into the Wenger about without throwing their hat into the debate is unclear, but sources believe Wenger debate. it may have something to do with the “Which isn’t even a debate by the way. 21 ‘No Contract #WengerOut’ banner the years?! It’s time to go mate,” Felipe added photography plane was carrying at the without being prompted. time.
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