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ROUND UP
SOME NEWS SNIPPETS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED
•Aside • from a Thai man running around Hua Hin railway station brandishing a knife because he wasn’t HUA HIN
allowed on a train, there hasn’t really been any major news this week (and no one was hurt). So our front page has a collection of news snippets that you may have missed and we think are worth knowing about. • A new minibus station is under construction in soi 51, which is believed to become the central point for all minibus services from Hua Hin, although it is not yet clear whether other current pick up points, such as at the clock tower, will continue to operate, or when it will open. • A new law comes into effect on 1st April requiring all passengers in a car to wear seat belts; previously only passengers (and driver) in the front seats had to. • Most readers will be aware of the new roundabout that has been constructed on the west side of the railway crossing at soi 88, and we would advise extreme caution when using it, as Thais are not at all familiar with how these are supposed to operate, even though it is clearly stated in the relevant section of the Thai Highway Code that at a roundabout traffic must give way to vehicles coming from the right. Do not assume that this will be the case! • A meeting was held earlier this month between the National Legislature Council of Thailand and Thailand Senate, and the Mayor of Hua Hin, to address the infrastructure problems the city has been facing for some time, notably garbage, traffic and water supply. Projects to improve these are already underway, with some (a new pumping station, and the canal road improvements) due to be completed by September this year.
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WEATHER & TIDES WORLD WEATHER (23-3-17)
LOCAL FORECAST AND TIDES
RAIN (MM) CONDITIONS TEMP. °C TIDES CITY WEATHER HIGH H L 1ST 2ND 3RD 4TH °C SA 0 Turning cloudy 34 25 01:58 1.4m 05:05 2.5m 16:05 1.2m 18:22 2.2m Amsterdam Passing clouds 8 SU 15 Clouds and sunshine 32 25 02:38 1.4m 05:33 2.5m 16:12 1.3m 18:22 2.3m Ankara Passing clouds 11 MO 22 Showers; a t-storm 29 25 03:15 1.3m 06:00 2.5m 16:19 1.3m 18:32 2.3m Athens Passing clouds 15 TU 0 Couds and sun 31 25 03:51 1.3m 06:25 2.4m 16:26 1.3m 18:47 2.4m Auckland Mild 18 WE 0 Some sun 31 25 04:28 1.3m 06:47 2.4m 16:30 1.3m 19:07 2.4m Beijing Overcast 8 TH 2 Sun and high clouds 30 25 05:06 1.3m 07:03 2.3m 16:32 1.3m 19:30 2.5m Berlin Light rain 6 FR 3 A stray t-storm 29 25 05:45 1.3m 07:10 2.2m 16:31 1.3m 19:54 2.5m Buenos Aires Passing clouds 20 Cairo Fog 19 Chicago Passing clouds 0 Copenhagen Sunny 6 Dubai Passing clouds 27 Dublin Broken clouds 7 Helsinki Passing clouds 3 THAILAND WEATHER (23-3-17) Ho Chi Minh City Partly cloudy 33 Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Hong Kong Scattered clouds 25 Nan 37 °C 24% Clear Aranyaprathet 36 °C 46% Haze Islamabad Passing clouds 27 Narathiwat 31 °C 70% Partly Cldy Ban Ang 31 °C 70% Overcast Istanbul Scattered clouds 12 Nong Khai 36 °C 29% Haze Ban Ang Hin 32 °C 66% Partly Cldy Jakarta Overcast 26 Pattani 34 °C 52% Mostly Cldy Ban Ang Kep N. 33 °C 59% Partly Cldy Jerusalem Refreshingly cool 20 Peam Prus 30 °C 74% Partly Cldy Ban Bang Chang 33 °C 63% Partly Cldy Johannesburg Sunny 23 Pattaya 31 °C 62% Partly Cldy Bangkok 34 °C 49% Partly Cldy Karachi Clear 32 Phayao 36 °C 24% Haze Bhumibol Dam 38 °C 21% Haze Kuala Lumpur Broken clouds 34 Phetchaburi 33 °C 57% Scattered Clds Bua Chum 38 °C 30% Haze London Sunny 8 Phitsanulok 38 °C 21% Haze Chaiyaphum 37 °C 27% Haze Madrid Partly sunny 0 Phrae 38 °C 20% Clear Chanthaburi 31 °C 68% Partly Cldy Manila Partly sunny 34 Phuket 32 °C 62% Mostly Cldy Chiang Mai 36 °C 18% Partly Cldy Mexico City Clear 10 Prachin Buri 37 °C 36% Haze Chon Buri 34 °C 49% Partly Cldy Moscow Partly sunny 3 Prachuap K.khan 34 °C 57% Clear Hat Yai 33 °C 63% Partly Cldy Mumbai Clear 33 Ranong 32 °C 62% Scattered Clds Houei-sai 35 °C 18% New Delhi Sunny 33 Roi Et 35 °C 35% Scattered Clds Kam Paeng Phet 37 °C 32% Haze New York Clear -5 Sakon Nakhon 34 °C 43% Scattered Clds Kanchanaburi 37 °C 29% Haze Oslo Chilly 2 31 °C 62% Partly Cldy Khon Kaen 35 °C 49% Scattered Clds Sattahip Paris Broken clouds 7 34 °C 52% Scattered Clds Ko Lanta 33 °C 63% Scattered Clds Satun Perth Partly sunny 23 Songkhla 31 °C 66% Partly Cldy Ko Samui 29 °C 84% Light Rain Phnom-Penh Partly cloudy 35 Suphan Buri 37 °C 33% Haze Ko Sichang 34 °C 49% Partly Cldy Rio De Janeiro Passing clouds 23 Surat Thani 33 °C 55% Scattered Clds Krabi 33 °C 59% Partly Cldy Riyadh Partly sunny 22 Surin 36 °C 33% Haze Laemchabang 34 °C 63% Partly Cldy Rome Sunny 14 Tak 37 °C 27% Haze Lampang 36 °C 32% Partly Cldy San Francisco Passing clouds 11 Takua Pa 32 °C 62% Mostly Cldy Lamphun 36 °C 18% Partly Cldy Seoul Sunny 12 Tha Tum 37 °C 12% Partly Cldy Loei 36 °C 34% Partly Cldy Shanghai Partly sunny 10 Tha Wang Pha 37 °C 24% Clear Lomsak 39 °C 23% Haze Singapore Broken clouds 34 Thong Pha Phum 40 °C 19% Haze Lop Buri 37 °C 33% Haze Stockholm Sunny 3 Trang 33 °C 63% Scattered Clds Mae Hong Son 37 °C 16% Haze Sydney Partly cloudy 20 Ubon Ratch. 36 °C 41% Partly Cldy Mae Sariang 36 °C 19% Smoke Taibei/Taipei Partly sunny 20 35 °C 41% Partly Cldy Mukdahan 35 °C 29% Scattered Clds Udon Thani Tokyo Broken clouds 13 37 °C 20% Haze Nakhon Phanom 35 °C 30% Scattered Clds Uttaradit Vancouver Passing clouds 6 Wawle 37 °C 21% Haze Nakhon Ratch. 36 °C 40% Haze Vientiane Partly cloudy 35 Wichian Buri 38 °C 25% Scattered Clds Nakhon Sawan 38 °C 28% Haze Yangon Sunny 38 Nakhon Si Tham. 34 °C 46% Scattered Clds Zurich Quite cool 7
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Long after your mind’s shut down, your unconscious body will continue to have a great time on top of that trampoline.
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It is said that the eyes are the windows to one’s soul, which helps explain why so many damn birds keep flying into them.
You will experience debilitating pain, unspeakable agony, and the loss of all of your hair when a voodoo doll bearing your likeness falls into the hands of a 5-year-old girl.
Remember: You can only run away from your problems for so long before they catch up to you, tackle you, drag you into a nearby alley, and ultimately slit your throat.
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So ashamed will you be about falling down the stairs that you’ll lie to friends and family, telling them your husband beat you instead.
You’ll be amazed this week by the lengths some people are prepared to go to just to escape from a burning textiles factory.
SAGITTARIUS NOV 22 – DEC 21 LEO JUL 23 – AUG 22
You will be fired this week from your job at Staples just for taking home a bunch of office supplies.
Covered only partially in Vaseline and shrieking nearly coherent obscenities about the Jews, you’ll be amazed by the amount of progress you’ve made in therapy.
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. So, we now arrive at a part of a dwelling house being called a THIS WEEK IT IS....GIVE NO QUARTER Show no mercy or concession; in its original usage, show no quarter, or quarters. That’s the first route done with and the notion of captured combatants being granted life and given mercy for a vanquished opponent. ‘Quarter’ has long been used to mean ‘exemption from being somewhere to stay, that is, quartered’, as opposed to ‘given no immediately put to death granted to a vanquished opponent quarter’, that is, killed, is a plausible one. by the victor in a battle or fight’. That is exemplified in the The second route is straightforward in that ‘quarter’ was also definition in Randle Cotgrave’s A dictionarie of the French and used to mean ‘good relations with or fair treatment of ’. This usage dates from around the same time as Cotgrave’s ‘ransomed English tongues, 1611: from battle’ definition and could equally be the source of the Quartier - quarter, or faire war, wherein souldiers are taken meaning of ‘give no quarter’; for example, Ralphe Hamor’s A True Discourse of the Present Estate of Virginia, 1614: prisoners and ransomed at a certaine rate. To ‘give no quarter’ derives from this wasn’t a phrase welcome to the ears of anyone captured as, ‘no quarter given’ was effectively a death sentence. Clearly, the derivation of the phrase depends entirely on the derivation of ‘quarter’. Regrettably, this is rather tortuous and, it must be admitted, littered with leaps of the imagination what the less charitable might call guesses. Nevertheless, lets have a stab. The word quarter could have arrived as part of this idiom by one of two routes. The first route is the longest, so we’ll go that way first. The oldest usage of ‘quarter’ in English is that of our most commonly used present day meaning, that is, a fourth part of something. This usage began in the 13th century as a measure of quantity - being the fourth part of some other measure, for example, eight bushels made one quarter and four quarters made one chaldron (cauldron). By the 14th century, ‘quarter’ was also beginning to be used as a verb; for example, Robert Manning of Brunne’s Langtoft’s Chronicle, circa 1338, described some poor victim who was unfortunate enough to be hanged, drawn and quartered: His hede yei of smyten, to London was it born; ye dede body ye britten [cut into pieces] on four quarters torn. Approximately, another century on and the sky and space was notionally split into four divisions called quarters. An example of that comes in Geoffrey Chaucer’s A treatise on the Astrolabe, circa 1391: The foure principales plages or quarters of the firmament. This led on to the four points of the compass being called quarters and, subsequently, districts of a town or city being called quarters. Tyndale’s Bible, 1526, records this usage, in Luke XIV 21: Goo out quickly into the stretes and quarters of the citie. Of course, we still retain that usage and most large cities have a Latin quarter, a Chinese quarter etc. Along with that gradual modification of meaning there was a parallel development on a domestic scale and a part of a house also became called a quarter. The Paston Letters, 1448 records this: They han made wyketis [small doors] on euery quarter of ye hwse.
[The Indians] would without delay dispatch messengers to [their King], to know his purpose and pleasure, desiring faire quarter some 24 howers. So, after all of the above, we have two quite plausible derivations of the ‘quarter’ in ‘give no quarter’. It may well be that, at this remove, it can’t be narrowed down any further than that.
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SUDOKU Each week we have an easy and a hard Sudoku puzzle. Just fill in the empty squares so that each horizontal and vertical line, and each section, has all the numbers 1 to 9.
We would like to apologise for an error in issue 418 (24th February) - we mistakenly reprinted the same two puzzles as for the previous week, but in issue 419 (3rd March) printed solutions to the puzzles that should have appeared. Many thanks to Mr Brian Tweedie for pointing out our error.
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CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 Clumsy (3-6) 8 Equestrian sport (4) 9 Supposedly lucky piece of metal (9) 10 Gawp (4) 13 Overhead tennis shot (5) 15 Narcotic, such as morphine (6) 16 Limb - affiliate (6) 17 Nonsense (6) 19 Witch’s brew (6) 20 Praise (5) 21 Surface layer of fields (4) 24 Quasimodo, for example (9) 25 Small part of a branch suddenly understand (4) 26 Initial advantage (4,5)
The solution to last week’s puzzle is on page 19
DOWN 2 Minute particle (4) 3 Unite by melting (4) 4 Seeds yielding an edible oil (6) 5 Self-centredness (6) 6 Sprite (9) 7 Own battleground (4,5) 11 Delicate matter (3,6) 12 Stun - knock over the ropes? (3,3,3) 13 Steps between fields (5) 14 Slave (5) 18 Condone (6) 19 Serene (6) 22 Memorial biography (abbr) (4) 23 Maple (4)
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AREA 555 Got some great jokes? Send them to us on submissions@awolonline.net
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN? The first rule of Thesaurus club:
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HEALTHY Since moving back to the UK, I have to admit I have been spending a lot of my time in the local boozer, and my health has started to suffer, so I went to see the doctor. He told me to take up an activity that gets me out of the pub.
You don’t talk, articulate, chat, discuss, mention or vocalise So I’ve started smoking. about Thesaurus club. PARROT My parrot died today... It’s last words were: “Oh no, I think my parrot is about to die.”
Rogets Thesaurus
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BAD DATE I once went on a date with a girl who didn’t swallow. Soup everywhere. TIME FOR AN OLDIE The Arsenal team visited an orphanage in London today.
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“It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Bradley aged 6.
RAPE KIT My next door neighbour was showing me her rape kit: pepper CHAT UP spray, a whistle, a torch, a disposable camera, pens, paper, her I went up to a girl in the club last night and said, “That’s a nice phone tracking device, and a billiard ball in a sock. dress. Do you know what it’d look even better on?” “Let me guess,” she sighed, “Your bedroom floor?” I feel a bit unprepared now - mine’s only a balaclava and a “No,” I replied, “A better-looking girl.” knife.
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UKRAINE Dad ‘does school run in helicopter after his son was late to class’ If you ever turned up to school red faced and gasping after having to run the last mile up the hill, look away now. Because for some people, when they sleep in, they get taken to school in a helicopter. That’s apparently what happened to this kid in Ukraine, who was filmed running out of a car park and into lessons with his shirt untucked. The Robinson R22 Beta landed outside the school in the elite Lipky district of Kiev, the capital. Passersby filming it land (because you don’t usually see a chopper land at the school gates) were amazed to see the boy leap out. Frankly, it beats getting a backy on your big brother’s bike, or a lift with Dave’s mum. The boy is reportedly the son of Andrey Palchevskii, a former Deputy Minister of Sports for Ukraine. Mr Palchevskii has not so far commented on the incident but it has sparked debate on social media. Some criticised the father for spoiling his son by taking him to school by helicopter. ‘Anna Melenchuk’ said: ‘All we can hope is that such people get a proper judgement one day. Only this way will humanity have a shot of getting stabilised again.’ But ‘Artyon Ulibin’ argued: ‘Don’t be jealous. Why would you bother with that? It is great when people are able to afford such things.’ And some people suggested the footage of the helicopter could
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be a movie stunt instead. Lypky is a historic neighbourhood of the Ukrainian capital Kiev where most government buildings and top hotels are based.
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UK Driver ends up with fines worth more than the car they’ve been put on A driver has been given 26 parking tickets after leaving their car in the same spot for six months. The fines, worth £100 each, are now worth considerably more than the 16-year-old Hyundai Coupe. The car has been sat in a car park in Kings Heath, Birmingham for six months – with the owner nowhere to be seen. A Y-Reg Hyundai Coupe could be valued at around £150 making the fines attached a staggering 17 times more valuable than the vehicle itself. Saj, a shop worker from Grey Haze, a vape shop located in the car park spoke about the vehicle. He said: ‘It’s been there for about six months, I’ve no idea who’s it is. Whoever’s it is, it doesn’t look like they’re coming back to get it.’ This isn’t the first time a car has been left unloved in a Birmingham car park. In November 2014 a Mercedes S-Class was left abandoned and the car park was trying to trace the owner and demand a bill of £14,235.
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Jungle Aid is looking to buy a quantity of fleece blankets to take to the Karen people living in the mountains along the Myanmar / Thailand border. Does anyone know where we might be able to purchase 30-40? Contact via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group SKAT - AELTERE herren fuer private Skatrunde gesucht. Eventuell zwei mal monatlich, ohne jeden monetaeren einsatz. Interessenten bitte melden TEL. 093 694 6245 oder EMAIL hes3003@gmail.com.
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SINGLE FOLD UP bed with mattress, as new. 3000 baht o.n.o. Call 032 523604
GO PRO HERO 3 loads of extras including 3 batteries 1 extra long term
battery varied connections and fitments plus extension pole. 7,000 baht. Contact seller via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group 300 PLUS BOOKS and shelf units Large selection of used books some hard backs a few travel guides. Really want to sell as job lot ideal for starting a book exchange / sell or add to existing one. 15,000 baht. Contact seller via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group LARGE BOX 70 plus boxes for sale 30bt each. Most only used once. Contact seller via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group. CHEST FREEZER - White Sanden SNH-0403D11A. 4’6” Wide. Good condition. New 13,950. Only 4500 baht. Contact Paul on 0852270332 CREPE MAKER - Stainless Steel, Single Plate Electric. 2 months old. 14,599 baht new. Only 9,000 baht. Contact Paul on 0852270332 DOG CAGE/TRANSPORTER BUILT to fit a pick up. Has divider to accommodate 2 small or medium dogs. Sale due to lack of storage space. 4,000 baht. Please call 0862 118250 BBQ BILLABONG MAKE Used but good working condition the BBQ is supplied with gas bottle and valve. 5,250 baht. Call 086 211 8250
GENERAL - SPORTS
PALM HILLS GOLF
Membership For Sale. Until February 2035 (18 Years). Current PH promo price-10 years= 150,000 Bt + Transfer fee. Prorata price for 18 years therefore=270,000 Bt. Discounted To 195,000 Bt + Transfer Fee. Contact: Craig 081193 6230 or email craig.miller@live.co.uk FULL SIZE POOL table for sale with all accessories, cues, balls and light. Very good condition, two and a half years old, used very little. Can be seen at JP Restaurant in Samorphrong. 45,000 baht. Contact 085 204 9475. GOLF CLUBS LEFT handed golf clubs, one mens and one ladies. 6000 each. Contact via AWOL Classifieds Facebook Group VARIOUS GOLF CLUBS for sale. MacGregor M59 7 irons, 3,5,7 FW & Hybrid. Callaway Steelhead 7 irons & 9 FW, Taylor M. R9 driver 2 shafts, hybrids from Ping & Cobra, 2 2-ball putters, Cleveland LW, Fairway woods Taylor M. & Wilson. Mail for more info. Together or apart. Good Offer accepted. Please call 08-30138132 or email peter@pjtrim.com
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NEW POOL CUES for sale RAID Low Deflection Shaft 2-piece Custom
Pool Cue with Sport Wrap by Falcon Cues. R650 Low Deflection Technology Selected Canadian 13mm Maple Shaft with 5 Layer Leather Tip; 3.5 Thread Quick Release Joint; Black Base Forearm with Contrasting Blue Point and 3D Bubble Grip Sport Wrap. Comes with Gray Sleeve and Joint Protector. only 4900 Baht each. Have a look @ Lucky Shot Pool Bar Poonsuk Road evening after 8 pm LAKE VIEW GOLF Club, wanted 2 membership. Please contact me. E-mail andresen.p@gmail.com. Phone 0615450882 Petter Andresen PICKLEBALL PAKNAM PRAN Pickleball partner for single play needed for early morning play or late afternoon play at Evason Resort. Email sledpullric@gmail.com
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PROPERTY FOR SALE
LARGE HOUSE AND land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.
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properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.
PROPERTY FOR RENT
ROOMS FROM 3000
AUTO: 3 WHEELS & LESS
HUA HIN BIKERBOYS
We are a group of friends of different nationalities living in Hua Hin that enjoy riding together on small motorbikes (max. 150 cc) exploring around Hua Hin, sharing some good laughs. We are not biking for the speed or to do tracks, we are more “ touring/ adventure “ type of rides who likes discover new places and share some good travel experiences. Most of the time we drive on small scenery roads with less traffic. Rides are with your own or your rented bike. Every 2 weeks there is a ride, mostly once a 1-day ride and once a 2-or 3-day ride. Participation is free and ladies are welcome. Details on facebook page or send mail to sikkens2011@gmail.com
AUTO: 4 WHEELS PLUS
bt p/m, Apartments 7000 bt p/m All close to beach, Condo with sea view and pool 12,000 bt p/m. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail. com for more information
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REVERSE CHARGE CALLS The list below is the free number to connect to an operator of that country to request the reverse charge call. ARGENTINA 001-999-54-1000/ 2000 AUSTRALIA 001-999-61-1000/2000 AUSTRIA 001-800-28787421 BAHRAIN 001-999-973-1000 BRUNEI 001-999-673-1000 CANADA 001-999-15-1000/2000 DENMARK 001-999-45-1000 FRANCE 001-999-33-1000 GERMANY 001-999-49-1000 HAWAII 001-800-865-8424 HONG KONG 001-999-852-1086 INDONESIA 001-999-62-1000/2000 ISRAEL 001-999-972-1000/ 2000 ITALY 001-999-39-1000 JAPAN 001-999-811-0051 KOREA 001-999-82-1000/ 2000/ 2001 MACAU 001-999-853-1000 MALAYSIA 001-999-60-1000/4000/ 4001 MALTA 001-999-356-1000 MEXICO 001-999-52-1000 NEPAL 001-800-977-1-9999 NETHERLANDS 001-999-31-1035 NEW ZEALAND 001-999-64-1066 PHILIPPINES 001-999-63-1000/ 3000/ 6000 PORTUGAL 001-999-351-1000 RUSSIA 001-999-7-1000 SINGAPORE 001-999-65-0000/ 2008 SOUTH AFRICA 001-999-27-1000 SPAIN 001-999-34-1066 TAIWAN 001-999-886-1000 U.A.E. 001-999-971-1000 U.K. 001-999-44-1066 U.S.A. 001-999-1-1111/ 2001/ 2002 Thanks to the staff at CAT in Hua Hin for providing the above numbers. FREE AND CHEAP CALLS If your mobile phone or device and that of the person you are calling supports it, you can use a number of apps to make free calls anywhere, with the best known being Skype and Viber. The mobile phone operators offer special numbers to prefix an international number to get cheap rate international calls. More information call True 1331 AIS 1175 DTAC 1678
Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Police Station 032 511 027 Tourist Police 032 516 219 Cha-Am Police 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Red Cross 032 512 567 Municipality 032 532433 Tessabahn 032 511 047 Immigration 032 520 617 Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Electricity Office 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Water Office 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TOT Call Centre 1100 TT&T 032 532 018 3BB 032-900020-1, 086-0127273 3BB Call Centre 1530 CAT 032 511 350 Alcoholics Anonymous 0870 620 098 Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928
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TO HULL AND BACK Restaurant & Bakery in Samorphrong
OPEN 11AM - 9PM EVERY DAY (Closed Tuesdays) Delicious Home Cooked Western & Thai Food DAILY SPECIALS - CHECK OUR BLACKBOARD Breakfasts - Fresh Bread Baked Daily Please note that we will be Free Wi-Fi - Easy Parking Contact us on 093 139 9655 or food@passportcafehuahin.com
closed from Tuesday 11th to Tuesday 18th April
Menu on passportcafehuahin.com and Facebook page Passport-Cafe Directions: From Hua Hin go north on the Klong (Canal) Road through the traffic lights and turn left at the blue bridge with the water tower next to it, then immediately right before the 7-11. Follow this road for approximately 1.5 km and you will find us on the right opposite Tropical Hill.
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YOU NEVER CAN TELL Chuck Berry was one of the very first artists to be entered into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. A week ago, at the age of 90, he became the latest legend to enter that Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in the sky. Hailed as the first guitar playing rock star, Chuck Berry was a major influence on other artists, including Alice Cooper, who in 2001 was quoted as saying ‘as a lyricist Chuck Berry still reigns supreme, my major influence’. Well over 100 cover versions of Berrys’ hit Johnny B Goode alone have been released over the years, by everyone from John Denver to the Sex Pistols, with Elvis, Cliff, Elton and Meatloaf inbetween. And of course the Beatles famously released their own version of Roll Over Beethoven in 1968. When the news broke in the UK last Saturday night one BBC radio presenter referred to Chuck Berry as ‘a naughty boy’, but he served his time, and certainly wasn’t the only one in the world of Rock who fufilled that criteria. For most of us who grew up with early rock it was almost mandatory for our idols to be mad, bad and mean, and wear very tight leathers. So what on earth has gone wrong? By comparison new kid on the block Ed Sheeran, along with others of his age group and genre, seems to be squeaky clean, while breaking all chart records earlier this month by bagging 9 of the Top Ten chart places. That’s progress I guess. Progress is also being made by Thailands’ Finest with their plan to equip police with push bikes, and to fit them with helmet cameras to help gather evidence. These ‘policemen of
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tomorrow’ will also wear helmet cams while patrolling on their Segways and motocycs. This sounds like a seriously good idea which could easily be adopted by British police. We are always moaning over here because we see very few police patrolling our streets. Those we do see can’t run fast enough to catch a cold, let alone a bike thief or mugger of grannies, while our motorbike cops are usually used just as police escorts. So please Mrs May, us Hull folk really don’t care what happens to Scotland, but please give our finest Segways. We know they are a bit slow, but they are just what we need to patrol our shiny new City of Culture paved streets. Before we get to this weeks’ anniversary, a quick look at VIP Poo, particulates, and ‘repartory’. Starting with VIP Poo, a new toilet scenting product launched by one of the UKs’ cheesiest TV ads ever, featuring a very posh gold toilet and the tag line ‘Even a VIP needs to VI Poo’. (And you thought Thai TV was bad?) Next the word ‘particulates’, which seems to be the new - longer - way to describe particles, and can only serve to confuse predictive texters even more. And last but not least ‘repartory’, which is simply American for ‘repertoire’, and really doesn’t sound right, because it isn’t.
On This Day
Easter arrives late this year, but 50 years ago Easter Sunday fell on March 26th. That was the day on which the American businessman Jim Thompson, dubbed the Thai Silk King, disappeared while on holiday in Malaysias’ Cameron Highlands, launching the largest search ever in the region. 50 years on much has been written about the mystery and his fate, and we aren’t much wiser. But one book by Joshua Kurlantzick, ‘The Ideal Man’, digs deep into the politics of Thailand at the time, it’s relationship with the US, links with both to the Vietnam War, and not least the possibility of Jim Thompsons’ involvement in it all. It is well worth a read.
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EVENTS & NOTICEBOARD Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline.net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5. UPCOMING INFORM AWOL OR SURF FM of your charitable the members in the group has a chance to or non commercial event and we will announce host a dinner party in his/her home for the it here other members. If you love cooking and like to make new friends you should join. You do ONGOING not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 RESCUE PAWS is a non-profit organization 562290 based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping DUSIT THANI HUA HIN SOCCER and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray ACADEMY: exercise and professional animal population. Find out more on their football coaching for kids. website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook page HUA HIN HASH HOUSE HARRIERS every RescuePawsThailand Saturday around the area. (see p22) TRASH HERO HUA HIN now every Sunday CICADA MARKET AND PERFORMING at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their ARTS FAIR. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat eponymous Facebook page for weekly details evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, is your hobby you can join an international and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Each one of great place to spend an evening
SURF 102.5 FM SCHEDULE The Marriott Breakfast Show with Steve Johnston Mon. to Fri. 6:30 - 10:00 Asia Pop 40 with Dom Lau Sat. 09:00 - 12:00, Sun. 22:00 - 18:00 Tue. 21:00 - 24:00 “Something On The Radio” with James Ross Sun., Wed., Fri. 21:00-23:00 LA Spinz with Peter Reynolds Mon., Wed., Fri. 19:30 Q Burn Rocks On with Peter Antony Fri. 23:00
THE AWOL NOTICEBOARD ND? IN THAILA DRIVING g licence nal drivin o ti a rn te In rs 1800 bt. valid 5 yea Call 71 (Eng) 089 530 87
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS If you want to drink, that’s your business, if you want to stop, we can help.
Call to speak to an AA member:
Peo (Swedish) - 086 012 0856 Henrik 095-950-7550 Loren - 081-007-6856 Terry - 091-883-7757
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Meetings every day in Hua Hin
BALLOON CHASERS
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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; is on Tuesday 18th April,). 10 rounds including 2 audio visual to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. and 2 table rounds. There is limited space so early bookings are strongly recommended. Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info RECENTLY ADDED AND COMING SOON and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis TOON’S BAR AND RESTAURANT, SOI 6, BORFAI; Now hotel going south on the Takiap Road. open every day from 3pm serving a wide range of Thai and TK ROADHOUSE, KHAO TAKIAB; First Tuesday of every Western food until 9pm, and great prices all day every day on month ‘The Best Quiz In Town’! 8 rounds, beer questions, free Cottage Pie and bread. drinks until late EL MURPHY’S, SOI SELEKAM; Murfs Happy Times from BRITISH STYLE SUNDAY ROASTS: 7am to 7pm Pints of: Guinness 189 bt, Old Speckled Hen 210 bt, Magners and Stowfor cider 180 bt. All day Chang and Leo Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Large 90 bt, small 49 bt. Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 REGULAR EVENTS Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam BOBBY’S BAR, SOI 102.; The 99 baht breakfast is Back! FREE Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. CHOCOLATE CAFE, SOI 102; Every Tuesday from 6.30 pm, Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab Bookings only 084 376 9438 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd free Thai and Western food buffet. DOUBLE D, SOI 6; Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm Zab Wer, Soi 112. - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht. FATHER TEDS, DAMNOERNKASEM ROAD; Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p13 for details. LA MAISON BLEU, PHETKASEM ROAD; Every Saturday from 7 to 10pm Live music by Susan and Larry. MUCKY DUCK, SOI 88/94; Now available - Draught Stowford Cider 150 bt for 600 ml. PASSPORT CAFE, SAMORPHRONG; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) RED PIANO, SOI KANJANOMAI; Happy Hour every day from 5 - 7pm buy one get one free. SPOTS POOL BAR, SOI 88; Draft Singha and Leo just 65 baht. THE PALM BISTRO, SOI 88; Join their Sunday Lunch Club and start earning a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) UNCLE BRYN’S (2KM PAST PALM HILLS NORTH ALONG KLONG ROAD. TURN LEFT AND 200M ON LEFT.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E)
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PROPERTY & BUSINESS
PUB QUIZZES
COOPERS 94, SOI 94; COOPERS INTERNATIONAL QUIZ: The popular quiz returns after a break and next quiz will be held on Saturday evening 1st of April. No fooling! 7:30 start. All welcome. Complimentary food, prizes and mystery prizes. All presented by usual host Andy Galbraith. Come early for a good seat. KING BAR, SOI BINTHABAHT; Quiz second Monday of every month (next one Monday 10th April 2017 at 7.30 pm) . Free entry, food and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome. KOM HOM, SOI 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night - call 085 294 1319 for details SUNSET BOULEVARD, KHAO TAKIAB; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one
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LOCAL SPORTS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE
A DRINKING CLUB WITH A RUNNING AND WALKING PROBLEM! The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hour’s. run/walk in the surrounding countryside followed by a social gathering. lf you would like to come along then visit our website www.h2h3-cah3. weebly.com or Facebook at www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. Please note that people attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN - SATURDAY 25TH MARCH 2017 MEETING @ 4:30 PM Cha Am House Harriers (CAH3) Run #354 Quick Mickey & Mashers GPS co-ordinates: 12.779917. 9.937333 Directions to run site: Using the bypass highway, turn west at the 3.4 km marker and go 200 meters to car park on the left. There will be HHH signs posted. If coming from the north there is a crossing in the median at exactly the 3.4km mark for a turn to the west. However, you can not spot the sign so cross the median at the only possible location after passing the 3.3km marker. Hash Taxes: 50 Baht. First time visitors, virgins & hashers under 8 years run free.
RESULTS The season is over. New season details will be published here when available. LEAGUE TABLE Team Robin’s Rest Blue Lagoon Jungle Juice The Clansmen Miss You TK’s Pat’s Place Castaways
P 10 10 9 11 4 6 8 8
W 7 7 6 5 2 2 2 1
D 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
L 3 2 2 6 2 4 6 7
F 109 109 117 81 37 58 44 48
A 73 80 57 99 29 59 104 102
Pts 36 29 60 -18 8 -1 -60 -54
FIXTURES The season is over.
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HUA HIN CITY F.C
RESULTS SUNDAY 19TH MARCH 2017 Nonthaburi FC 2 - 0 Hua Hin City FIXTURES SUNDAY 26TH MARCH 2017 Hua Hin City v IPE Samut Sakhon 17:30 THAI LEAGUE 4 WESTERN REGION TABLE
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Team Suphanburi B[2] Muangkan United Look Isan Ratchaburi Mitr Phol B[3] Assumption United IPE Samut Sakhon United Nonthaburi BTU United Hua Hin City Pathum Thani United
P 6 5 6 6 6 6 5 6 6 6
GD +10 +3 +3 +2 6 -3 -5 −1 −5 −10
PTS 11 10 10 8 8 8 4 3 3 0
Hua Hin City F. C. is the local professional team formed in 2011, playing their matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Takiab.
LOCAL GOLF BUTTERFLY ROCK GOLF SOCIETY
HUA HIN GOLF SOCIETY
RESULTS RESULTS 21ST MARCH 2017 20TH MARCH 2017 Lake View A + B Stableford 41 entered Lake View AB Stableford 20 entered 1st Doug East 43 pts (13) 1st Patrick Morrissey 42 pts (22) 2nd Pekka Hogman 41 pts (13) 2nd Geoff G Batt-Rawden 38 pts (06) 3rd Rob Barnes 40 pts (19) 3rd Lee Pape 35 pts (15) 4th Winfried Lauenstein 37 pts (33) 4th Seppo Rintala 34 pts (12) 17TH MARCH 2017 FIXTURES Majestic A - B Stableford 41 entered 27th March 2017 Lake View A&B 1st Gary Channell 36 pts (11) Stableford 2nd Robert Bird 35 pts (18) 29th March 2017 Black Mountain 3rd Beate Wallace 35 pts (16) Stableford 4th Pekka Hogman 34 pts (13) CHA AM GOLF CLUB
Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES No fixtures currently listed.
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RESULTS 20TH MARCH 2017 Springfield C & B Splinter Cell Stableford 10 entered 1st Micke Tredahl 35 pts (02) 2nd Bruno Del Bel 31 pts (11) 3rd Goran Sundin 30 pts (03) 4th Tim Mitchell 30 pts (11) 17TH MARCH 2017 Springfield C & B Splinter Cell Stableford 15 entered 1st Tim Mitchell 36 pts (11) 2nd Micke Tredahl 36 pts (02) 3rd David Morris 35 pts (20) 4th Hans Engbrink 33 pts (15)
FIXTURES 28th March 2017T Palm Hills Stableford 31st March 2017 Banyan 4 Ball Waltz 15TH MARCH 2017 (drawn) Banyan B A The Handicap Trophy 59 entered LAKE VIEW 1st Anders Hagstedt 75 - 06 = 69 MEMBERS CLUB 2nd Hans Engbrink 86 - 16 = 70 RESULTS 3rd Cecilia Harvey 92 - 19 = 73 15TH MARCH 2017 4th Ying Olbert 83 - 10 = 73 Course AB 1st David Brien (12) 38pts FIXTURES 2nd Mike Knight (13) 34pts Monday/Friday Springfield Splinter Cell 3rd Greg Smith (19) 30pts Stableford 4th David Leaver (19) 30pts 5th/6th April Black Mountain - Club Championship followed by Dinner at 17TH MARCH 2017 Prime Course AB 1st Mike Knight (13) 40pts 2nd Bill Evans (12) 35pts 3rd Reto Vorburger (5) 33pts 4th Dave Allgaier (4) 32pts 20TH MARCH 2017 Course AB 1st Gary Engelman (13) 41pts 2nd Reto Vorburger (5) 39pts 3rd Peter Tucker (11) 38pts 4th David Bowden (8) 35pts FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday RONNIE’S ROLL UP
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you are interested in joining in, and thanks to Ronnie for the results. 17TH MARCH 2017 11 players Front 9 - Abe Gurman (21) 16 points Back 9 - Mark Ridgeway (12) 17 points Overall - Abe Gurman (21) 32 points.
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POOL LEAGUES THURSDAY FRIENDLY POOL LEAGUE
HUA HIN KHAO TAKIAB COOL POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 2 16TH MARCH 2017 Bar 80 Saloon 9 - 11 Connections Cafe Komhom Bar 17 - 3 Jaew Bar MasterCues Bar 15 - 5 Hua Hin Bar Mint Bar 11 - 9 Easy Bar Mr Dan’s 8 - 12 Dara Bar Nalee Bar 6 - 14 Cross Eyed Duck Squealing Pig 10 - 10 Coopers 94 Big Kahuna - no game
RESULTS WEEK 10 17TH MARCH 2017 Cheeky Monkey 9 - 14 Mucky Duck Exotic Bar 8 - 15 Waring Bar Fin Bar v Take 5 Sports Bar n/a JNB 7 - 16 Cross Eyed Duck Muan Bar 17 - 6 High Five Sasa Bar v TK Roadhouse n/a The Connection 8 - 15 Jungle Juice
FIXTURES WEEK 4 30TH MARCH 2017 Bar 80 Saloon v Cross Eyed Duck Big Kahuna v Coopers 94 MasterCues Bar v Komhom Bar Mint Bar v Jaew Bar Mr Dan’s v Hua Hin Bar Nalee Bar v Easy Bar Squealing Pig v Dara Bar Connections Cafe - no game
Team Jungle Juice The Connection Cross Eyed Duck Cheeky Monkey Muan Bar TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Fin Bar Waring Bar Exotic Bar Take 5 High Five JNB Sasa Bar
LEAGUE TABLE Team Cross Eyed Duck MasterCues Bar Komhom Bar Coopers 94 Dara Bar Squealing Pig Connections Mint Bar Bar 80 Saloon Easy Bar Hua Hin Bar Big Kahuna Nalee Bar Mr Dan’s Jaew Bar
P W D L +/- Pts 2 2 0 0 24 36 2 2 0 0 16 32 2 1 1 0 14 30 2 1 1 0 8 27 2 2 0 0 6 27 2 1 1 0 2 24 2 1 0 1 0 22 2 1 0 1 0 22 2 0 0 2 -6 17 2 0 0 2 -8 16 2 0 1 1 -10 16 1 1 0 0 4 14 2 0 0 2 -16 12 2 0 0 2 -20 10 1 0 0 1 -14 3
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LEAGUE TABLE P 10 10 10 10 10 9 10 9 10 10 9 10 10 9
W 9 6 8 7 7 8 6 5 3 2 2 3 1 1
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 1 4 2 3 3 1 4 4 7 8 7 7 9 8
+/84 46 44 28 26 45 -8 5 -40 -48 -27 -52 -58 -45
Pts 157 138 137 129 128 126 111 106 95 91 90 89 86 81
FIXTURES WEEK 12 31ST MARCH 2017 Cheeky Monkey v Muan Bar Cross Eyed Duck v The Connection High Five v TK Roadhouse Jungle Juice v Mucky Duck Sasa Bar v Fin Bar Take 5 Sports Bar v Exotic Bar Waring Bar v JNB
SOI 94 TUESDAY POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 10 21ST MARCH 2017 Coopers Bar 14 - 4 Tores Bar Home Bar 9 - 9 Connections Cafe Komhom Restaurant 13 - 5 Star Bar Le Kiss Bar 14 - 4 Soda Bar Naree Bar 18 - 0 Sa Sa Bar FIXTURES WEEK 11 28TH MARCH 2017 Connections Cafe v Komhom Restaurant Coopers Bar v Home Bar Soda Bar v Naree Bar Star Bar v Le Kiss Bar Tores Bar v Sa Sa Bar
LEAGUE TABLE Team Home Bar Coopers Bar Connections Komhom Sa Sa Bar Naree Bar Tores Bar Le Kiss Bar Soda Bar Star Bar
P 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
W 8 8 6 6 6 4 4 4 1 1
D L 1 1 0 2 1 3 0 4 0 4 1 5 1 5 0 6 0 9 0 9
+/44 46 24 18 6 16 -4 -28 -58 -64
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Pts 25 24 19 18 18 13 13 12 3 3
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RESULTS WEEK 18 17TH MARCH 2017 Coopers 94 0 - 8 Pits Rangers Home Bar 8 - 0 Master Cues Lucky Shot A 5 - 3 Spots Pool Bar 2 Mucky Duck 6 - 2 Lucky Shot B Pits Pirates 3 - 5 Humping Pig Spots Pool Bar 1 8 - 0 Breeze Bar LEAGUE TABLE Team Humping Pig Mucky Duck Pits Rangers Lucky Shot A Pits Pirates Spots Pool Bar 1 Home Bar Breeze Bar Lucky Shot B Master Cues Spots Pool Bar 2 Coopers 94
P 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18
W 16 13 14 10 8 10 9 5 4 3 2 1
D 1 3 1 5 5 0 2 2 3 2 2 0
L 1 2 3 3 5 8 7 11 11 13 14 17
FIXTURES WEEK 19 24TH MARCH 2017 Breeze Bar v Pits Pirates Humping Pig v Coopers 94 Lucky Shot B v Spots Pool Bar 1 Master Cues v Lucky Shot A Pits Rangers v Home Bar Spots Pool Bar 2 v Mucky Duck WEEK 20 31ST MARCH 2017 Coopers 94 v Breeze Bar Home Bar v Humping Pig Lucky Shot A v Pits Rangers Mucky Duck v Spots Pool Bar 1 Pits Pirates v Lucky Shot B Spots Pool Bar 2 v Master Cues
+/- Pts 66 33 58 29 54 29 28 25 32 21 28 20 -2 20 -34 12 -28 11 -68 8 -48 6 -86 2
POOL LEAGUES HUA HIN SOCIAL POOL LEAGUE
HUA HIN SOI 80 TUESDAY POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 20 22ND MARCH 2017 All Nations GH 10 - 9 Limelight Bentho Bar 9 - 10 King Bar Booz Bar v C 69 n/a JW Black 9 - 10 Jungle Juice B Pink Panther 4 - 15 N & G Tiger Bar 12 - 7 JW Red Jungle Juice A - No game FIXTURES WEEK 21 29TH MARCH 2017 C 69 v JW Black Jungle Juice B v Tiger Bar JW Red v Jungle Juice A King Bar v Booz Bar Limelight v Bentho Bar N & G v All Nations GH Pink Panther - No game LEAGUE TABLE Team Limelight Jungle Juice A King Bar Tiger Bar Bentho Bar Jungle Juice B Pink Panther All Nations GH N&G JW Red C 69 JW Black Booz Bar
P 18 18 17 18 19 18 18 19 18 17 16 18 18
W 15 13 13 12 12 11 10 7 6 6 5 3 3
L 3 5 4 6 7 7 8 12 12 11 11 15 15
+/76 60 39 34 31 0 0 -31 -14 -15 -26 -58 -96
Pts 30 26 26 24 24 22 20 14 12 12 10 6 6
HUA HIN WEDNESDAY POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 16 21ST MARCH 2017 Bar 80 Saloon v Airport Bar n/a Eagle Bar v Cross Eyed Duck n/a Hut Bar v Fin Bar n/a Mint Bar v Euro 2 Bar n/a Miss U Bar v Easy Bar n/a Mona Bar v Dream Bar n/a Night Owl Bar v Exotic Bar n/a Hua Hin Bar - no game
RESULTS WEEK 12 22ND MARCH 2017 Cheeky Monkey v Big Kahuna n/a Infinity Bar 9 - 10 BRGC@Bar80 Jaew Bar 6 - 13 Sabai Sabai Restaurant Kom Hom Bar 12 - 7 Pits Cafe 2 Lucky Shot 8 - 11 Home Bar Pits Cafe 1 10 - 9 Cross Eyed Duck Spots 9 - 10 Sabai Bar The Breeze 7 - 12 Coopers 94
FIXTURES WEEK 17 28TH MARCH 2017 Cross Eyed Duck v Bar 80 Saloon Dream Bar v Eagle Bar Easy Bar v Mona Bar Euro 2 Bar v Miss U Bar Exotic Bar v Mint Bar Fin Bar v Night Owl Bar Hua Hin Bar v Hut Bar Airport Bar - no game
FIXTURES WEEK 13 29TH MARCH 2017 Big Kahuna v Spots BRGC@Bar80 v Jaew Bar Coopers 94 v Infinity Bar Cross Eyed Duck v The Breeze Home Bar v Pits Cafe 2 Pits Cafe 1 v Cheeky Monkey Sabai Bar v Lucky Shot Sabai Sabai Restaurant v Kom Hom Bar
LEAGUE TABLE
LEAGUE TABLE
Team Cross Eyed Duck Fin Bar Exotic Bar Night Owl Bar Airport Bar Hua Hin Bar Mint Bar Miss U Bar Easy Bar Bar 80 Saloon Dream Bar Euro 2 Bar Hut Bar Eagle Bar Mona Bar
P 14 14 14 14 13 13 14 14 13 14 14 14 14 13 14
W 10 10 9 8 8 5 6 6 5 5 5 4 4 3 1
D 4 1 2 3 2 5 2 0 3 2 2 1 0 1 0
L 0 3 3 3 3 3 6 8 5 7 7 9 10 9 13
+/- Pts 68 34 80 31 37 29 28 27 19 26 4 20 -16 20 8 18 0 18 -6 17 -22 17 -30 13 -42 12 -38 10 -90 3
Team Pits Cafe 1 Lucky Shot Cross Eyed Duck Home Bar Spots Big Kahuna BRGC@Bar80 Cheeky Monkey Sabai Bar Infinity Bar Coopers 94 The Breeze Pits Cafe 2 Kom Hom Bar Sabai Sabai Jaew Bar
P 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12
W 12 11 9 8 8 7 7 6 5 5 5 4 3 3 2 1
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 0 1 3 4 4 5 5 6 7 7 7 8 9 9 10 11
+/- Pts 86 24 108 22 56 18 34 16 28 16 26 14 -18 14 -14 12 -8 10 -16 10 -22 10 -66 8 -30 6 -34 6 -50 4 -80 2
FRIENDS OF HUA HIN WEDNESDAY POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS No fixtures this week
FIXTURES WEEK 7 29TH MARCH 2017 Bobby’s Beauties v Master Cues Bob’s TK Bar v Breeze Bar Muan Bar v High Five Bar Mucky Duck v Dara’s Bar Sunset Boulevard v Bobby’s Bangers T.K. Roadhouse v Tik’s Bar
LEAGUE TABLE Team Master Cues Mucky Duck Breeze Bar T.K. Roadhouse Tik’s Bar Bobby’s Beauties Dara’s Bar Bob’s TK Bar Sunset Boulevard Muan Bar High Five Bar Bobby’s Bangers
P W D L +/- Pts 6 6 0 0 52 12 5 5 0 0 16 10 6 4 0 2 26 8 6 4 0 2 14 8 6 4 0 2 -4 8 6 3 0 3 -2 6 6 3 0 3 -6 6 6 1 2 3 -8 4 6 1 1 4 -16 3 6 1 0 5 -18 2 6 1 0 5 -32 2 5 0 1 4 -22 1
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POOL LEAGUES
RESULTS WEEK 6 20TH MARCH 2017 High Five 4 - 14 Dara Bar Brian C 1 - 7 Brian N Dang W 2 - 5 Paul G Jaew Bar 5 - 13 Master Cue Derrick B 0 - 7 Lieven P Derek M 4 - 5 Shawn C Jungle Juice 11 - 7 Tore’s Bar Gent T 7 - 5 Andy K Mario E 0 - 5 Bom P Kom Hom 6 - 12 The Connection Hampi L 7 - 3 Tim W Mark L 5 - 2 Darren D Muan Bar 13 - 5 Cross Eyes Duck Korn P v Job S n/a Michel C 5 - 2 Marko W Sunset Boulevard v Pit’s Cafe n/a Kwan K 7 - 5 Thong P Paul B 5 - 2 Axel X The Squealing Pig v Aonzy n/a Peter J 6 - 7 Tong YN Phil D 5 - 2 Hung J RESULTS WEEK 9 19TH MARCH 2017 DIVISION 1 DIVISION 2
RESULTS WEEK 28 16TH MARCH 2017 Anytime Bar v Lanla Bar n/a Bobby’s Boys v The Dream n/a Drink & Shelter 10 - 11 Tore’s Bar Fin Bar 17 - 4 TK Roadhouse Muan Bar 9 - 12 Cheeky Monkey Mucky Duck 16 - 5 Bobby’s Birdsy Sasa Bar v Exotic Bar n/a Spots v Home n/a
Prj P 6 - 7 Pek K
FIXTURES WEEK 30 30TH MARCH 2017 Anytime Bar v Cheeky Monkey Bobby’s Birds v TK Roadhouse Fin Bar v Mucky Duck Home v Bobby’s Boys Lanla Bar v Muan Bar Sasa Bar v Drink & Shelter Spots v The Dream Tore’s Bar v Exotic Bar Apologies for the error last week LEAGUE TABLE Team Mucky Duck Muan Bar Home TK Roadhouse Drink & Shelter Lanla Bar Spots Cheeky Monkey Fin Bar Bobby’s Boys Sasa Bar Tore’s Bar Bobby’s Birds Exotic Bar Anytime Bar The Dream
P 28 28 27 28 28 27 27 28 28 27 27 28 28 27 27 27
W 26 22 20 15 14 15 15 14 14 14 11 9 8 9 9 5
L 2 6 7 13 14 12 12 14 14 13 16 19 20 18 18 22
+/252 150 93 24 22 23 17 -4 -18 -12 -53 -89 -98 -85 -109 -113
HUA HIN/KHAO TAKIAB LADIES POOL LEAGUE
HUA HIN STAR POOL LEAGUE
HUA HIN KHAO TAKIAB SUPER POOL LEAGUE
Pts 420 369 330 306 305 295 292 292 285 277 257 249 245 241 229 227
Steve R 2 - 5 Cha E
FIXTURES WEEK 7 27TH MARCH 2017 No matches next week Aonzy V Sunset Boulevard LEAGUE TABLES Cross Eyes Duck V High Five DIVISION 1 DIVISION 2 Dara Bar V Jaew Bar Player P +/- Pts Player P +/- Pts Jungle Juice V Muan Bar Tong YN 9 20 16 Dang W 9 23 14 Pit’s Cafe V Kom Hom Kwan K 9 24 14 Phil D 9 18 14 The Connection V Master Cue Job S 8 13 12 Paul G 9 16 14 Tore’s Bar V The Squealing Pig Derrick B 9 11 12 Paul B 9 13 14 FIXTURES
Pek K Andy K Lieven P Brian N Thong P Korn P Hampi L Peter J Gent T Prj P Brian C Tim W
9 9 9 9 9 8 9 9 9 9 9 9
9 8 6 4 3 1 -5 -6 -8 -10 -34 -36
12 10 10 10 8 8 8 8 6 6 2 0
Marko W Bom P Steve R Hung J Darren D Mark L Cha E Mario E Shawn C Axel X Michel C Derek M
9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9
5 5 0 -1 -1 -4 -5 -5 -15 -16 -19 -14
12 10 10 10 10 8 8 6 4 4 4 2
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LEAGUE TABLE Team The Connection Master Cue Muan Bar Jungle Juice Pit’s Cafe Dara Bar Kom Hom Sunset Boulevard Tore’s Bar Squealing Pig High Five Cross Eyes Duck Jaew Bar Aonzy
P W D L +/- Pts 6 5 1 0 30 11 6 5 1 0 26 11 6 5 0 1 36 10 6 4 2 0 18 10 5 4 0 1 16 8 6 3 0 3 4 6 6 2 2 2 0 6 5 2 1 2 8 5 6 2 0 4 2 4 5 1 1 3 -24 3 6 1 1 4 -36 3 6 0 1 5 -26 1 5 0 0 5 -22 0 4 0 0 4 -32 0
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RESULTS WEEK 4 18TH MARCH 2017 Bobby’s Bar 8 - 10 Master Ques Dara Bar 4 - 14 Mucky Duck LEAGUE TABLE Team Mucky Duck Dara Bar Master Ques Bobby’s Bar
P W D L 4 3 0 1 4 2 0 2 4 2 0 2 4 1 0 3
FIXTURES WEEK 5 25TH MARCH 2017 Bobby’s Bar v Mucky Duck Dara Bar v Master Ques
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Pts 6 4 4 2
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SATURDAY 25TH MARCH 2017 FIFA WORLD CUP QUALIFYING EUROPEAN REGION Georgia v Serbia 00:00 (D) Austria v Moldova 02:45 (D) Republic of Ireland v Wales 02:45 (D) Italy v Albania 02:45 (G) Liechtenstein v Macedonia 02:45 (G) Spain v Israel 02:45 (G) Turkey v Finland 00:00 (I) Croatia v Ukraine 02:45 (I) Kosovo v Iceland 02:45 (I) SUNDAY 26TH MARCH 2017 FIFA WORLD CUP QUALIFYING EUROPEAN REGION Sweden v Belarus 00:00 (A) Bulgaria v Netherlands 02:45 (A) Luxembourg v France 02:45 (A) Andorra v Faroe Islands 00:00 (B) Switzerland v Latvia 00:00 (B) Portugal v Hungary 02:45 (B) Bosnia-Herz. v Gibraltar 00:00 (H) Cyprus v Estonia 00:00 (H) Belgium v Greece 02:45 (H) MONDAY 27TH MARCH 2017 FIFA WORLD CUP QUALIFYING EUROPEAN REGION Azerbaijan v Germany 00:00 (C) San Marino v Czech Republic 00:00 (C) Northern Ireland v Norway 02:45 (C) Armenia v Kazakhstan 00:00 (E) Montenegro v Poland 02:45 (E) Romania v Denmark 02:45 (E) England v Lithuania 00:00 (F) Malta v Slovakia 02:45 (F) Scotland v Slovenia 02:45 (F)
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Team Chelsea Tottenham Man City Liverpool Man Utd Arsenal Everton West Brom Stoke Southampton Bournemouth West Ham Burnley Watford Leicester Crystal Palace Swansea Hull Middlesbrough Sunderland
P 28 28 28 29 27 27 29 29 29 27 29 29 29 28 28 28 29 29 28 28
GD PTS 38 69 34 59 24 57 25 56 19 52 22 50 21 50 1 43 -9 36 -3 33 -12 33 -12 33 -11 32 -15 31 -14 30 -10 28 -27 27 -32 24 -13 22 -26 20
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SATURDAY 25TH MARCH 2017 FIFA WORLD CUP QUALIFYING - EUROPEAN REGION GROUP D Republic of Ireland v Wales 02:45 The Republic have a few injury concerns ahead of this one, while Wales were expecting to be missing Gareth Bale, but he is now available, and this could swing the balance in this tie. The home side are top of the group and unbeaten, with three wins and a draw so far, and so are their opponents, but their haul is a win and three draws, leaving them four points adrift, so a win for Wales is much needed. These ‘local derby’ international games are always hard to pick, as the form book is often thrown out of the window, but we think this is going to be very tight and end in a score draw.
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