FOR THE EXPAT IN ALL OF US! ISSUE 406 2nd December 2016
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THE WAY IT IS
DEATH OF AMERICAN LECTURER; BROTHER WANTS TRUTH, JUSTICE
•Finding • out the truth of any matter, in any country, is never an easy thing, as there are always reasons for HUA HIN
one person’s truth to be different from anothers. Finding it out in Thailand can prove to be even more difficult, and has led to some making accusations of cover ups and lies, conspiracies even. Such is the case with the tragic death of James Hughes, an American who was a lecturer at Webster University, and was found in a Hua Hin hotel room in early September. Mr Hughes brother, David, has cast doubt on the official narrative that James died of a heart attack caused by failed respiration and blood circulation. Police at the time found no forced entry into the room. However a copy of the autopsy seen by David has led him to believe that James’ death was not natural, and was caused by a severe beating, as it apparently detailed other injuries, including contusion, tear and avulsion wounds, as well as internal bleeding on his head. Without someone coming forward to either give evidence or confess to such circumstances, it is impossible not only for us to judge the truth of the matter, but also the police. It is apparent from a number of high profile cases over the years, that investigations carried out in Thailand are not done with the same rigour, nor with the same resources, that similar investigations are carried out in the developed world, and the police do not get the same support from the public purse nor the public in Thailand. This is neither an excuse nor a criticism, it is just how it is here. For a brother thousands of miles away though, this is extremely hard to take, but one thing is certain - nothing he does now can bring his brother back, and trying to get the investigation reopened will probably only end in frustration.
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Located off the canal road north of the traffic lights; turn left at the blue bridge after the petrol station and then immediately turn right before the 7-11. We are about 100m up on the right, across from Samorprong market.
Located off the canal road; at the Soi 6 traffic lights go across the bridge over the canal and turn immediately right. We are about 600 metres further on the right, 100 metres past the temple, directly behind the small brown Buddha house.
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WEATHER & TIDES WORLD WEATHER (1-12-16)
LOCAL FORECAST AND TIDES
RAIN (MM) CONDITIONS TEMP. °C TIDES CITY WEATHER HIGH H L 1ST 2ND 3RD 4TH °C S A 6 A morning shower 30 26 02:49 1.4m 07:09 2.7m 19:03 1.4m 19:43 2.1m Amsterdam Partly cloudy 8 SU 14 Cloudy, showers 30 27 02:54 1.4m 07:34 2.7m 19:53 1.4m 20:16 2.1m Ankara Partly cloudy 0 MO 31 A morning t-storm 31 26 02:40 1.4m 07:56 2.6m 21:04 1.4m Athens Quite cool 6 TU 9 Showers 29 25 08:10 2.6m 23:02 1.4m - Auckland Mild 20 WE 11 Cloudy, a shower 28 25 07:54 2.5m 23:55 1.4m - Beijing Sunny 8 TH 1 A morning shower 29 24 06:16 2.4m - - Berlin Light rain 5 FR 0 Partial sunshine 29 24 00:18 1.4m 05:05 2.5m 14:51 1.6m 17:11 1.5m Buenos Aires Clear 23 Cairo Passing clouds 16 Chicago Drizzle 3 Copenhagen Drizzle 7 Dubai Clear 22 Dublin Passing clouds 0 Helsinki Overcast -1 THAILAND WEATHER (1-12-16) Ho Chi Minh City Thunderstorm 32 Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Hong Kong Clear 22 Nakhon Si Tham. 27 °C 51% Partly Cldy Aranyaprathet 27 °C 49% Clear Islamabad Haze 13 Nan 28 °C 79% Showers Rain Ban Ang 28 °C 51% Clear Istanbul Passing clouds 3 Narathiwat 27 °C 51% Clear Ban Ang Hin 29 °C 66% Partly Cldy Jakarta Partly sunny 30 Nong Khai 24 °C 89% Light Rain Ban Ang Kep N. 26 °C 89% Light Rain Jerusalem Passing clouds 17 28 °C 58% Scattered Clds Ban Bang Chang 25 °C 100% Thunderstorm Pattani Johannesburg Overcast 18 Peam Prus 30 °C 51% Partly Cldy Bangkok 28 °C 51% Clear Karachi Haze 25 Pattaya 25 °C 69% Mist Bhumibol Dam 27 °C 59% Mist Kuala Lumpur Broken clouds 30 Phayao 27 °C 89% Scattered Clds Bua Chum 26 °C 52% London Clear -4 Phetchaburi 28 °C 53% Scattered Clds Chaiyaphum 25 °C 53% Clear Madrid Passing clouds 10 Phitsanulok 25 °C 66% Mist Chanthaburi 26 °C 59% Partly Cldy Manila Overcast 29 29 °C 70% Mostly Cldy Chiang Mai 28 °C 51% Scattered Clds Phrae Mexico City Passing clouds 17 Phuket 28 °C 59% Clear Chon Buri 28 °C 51% Clear Moscow Light snow -9 Prachin Buri 28 °C 60% Partly Cldy Chumphon 24 °C 100% Light Rain Mumbai Clear 30 Hat Yai 25 °C 63% Scattered Clds Prachuap K.khan 29 °C 59% Partly Cldy New Delhi Fog 16 Ranong 24 °C 51% Clear Houei-sai 28 °C 54% New York Fog 11 Roi Et 24 °C 47% Haze Kam Paeng Phet 29 °C 46% Haze Oslo Chilly -1 Sakon Nakhon 30 °C 51% Partly Cldy Kanchanaburi 27 °C 54% Clear Paris Clear -3 Sattahip 24 °C 95% Light Rain Khon Kaen 26 °C 94% Light Rain Perth Partly sunny 24 Satun 25 °C 94% Light Rain Ko Lanta 30 °C 70% Partly Cldy Phnom-Penh Chance of a t-storm 31 Songkhla 26 °C 51% Haze Ko Samui 28 °C 51% Clear Rio De Janeiro Partly cloudy 22 Suphan Buri 28 °C 84% Mostly Cldy Ko Sichang 26 °C 89% Light Rain Riyadh Sunny 18 Surat Thani 26 °C 48% Haze Krabi 30 °C 60% Clear Rome Clear 1 29 °C 55% Partly Cldy Laemchabang 28 °C 62% Scattered Clds Surin San Francisco Partly cloudy 12 29 °C 70% Mostly Cldy Lampang 28 °C 51% Scattered Clds Tak Seoul Sunny 7 Takua Pa 27 °C 29% Clear Lamphun 26 °C 61% Partly Cldy Shanghai Clear 14 Tha Tum 27 °C 51% Partly Cldy Loei 28 °C 42% Singapore Rain 27 Tha Wang Pha 28 °C 61% Partly Cldy Lomsak 28 °C 42% Clear Stockholm Chilly -1 Thong Pha Phum 26 °C 94% Light Rain Lop Buri 27 °C 61% Partly Cldy Sydney Scattered showers 26 Trang 27 °C 58% Mostly Cldy Mae Hong Son 24 °C 66% Mist Taibei/Taipei Partly sunny 20 27 °C 51% Clear Mae Sariang 24 °C 48% Scattered Clds Ubon Ratch. Tokyo Scattered clouds 13 Udon Thani 27 °C 52% Clear Mukdahan 26 °C 41% Clear Vancouver Passing clouds 7 Uttaradit 25 °C 70% Mist Nakhon Phanom 24 °C 47% Clear Vientiane Clear 29 Wawle 26 °C 53% Scattered Clds Nakhon Ratch. 27 °C 59% Mist Yangon Passing clouds 30 Wichian Buri 30 °C 56% Partly Cldy Nakhon Sawan 25 °C 95% T-storms Zurich Chilly 0
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It’s nearly Christmas!
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For bookings or information call 032 530087 www.buffalobillshuahin.com Located on the corner of Chomsin/ Naresdamri rd CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 19
All things considered, it’s a good thing you aren’t in the prostitution business for the money.
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18
You’re getting to the point where you’d kill for a cigarette, despite never having smoked in your life.
PISCES FEB 19 – MAR 20
You’ll finally find the answer you’ve been searching for, moments after ruling out A., B., and multiple choice C.
ARIES MAR 21 - APR 20
Your emotional stasis, lack of imagination, and inability to tell right from wrong will continue to be valuable assets in the world of high finance.
TAURUS APR 21 – MAY 21
Not that it’s really the Zodiac’s business, but most people take the dead goldfish out of the tank before adding new ones. The same goes for the drowned cats.
VIRGO AUG 23 – SEP 22
Your new pheromone-based cologne will make you irresistible to women, who will devour you, bones, hair, and all.
LIBRA SEP 23 – OCT 23
Personal growth looms large in your future as you are transformed into a 1,000-foot giant who blots out the sun.
GEMINI MAY 22 – JUNE 21
A bizarre misunderstanding on your part will result in your going to church every Sunday and speaking sincerely to invisible entities with the belief that it might do you some sort of good.
SCORPIO OCT 24 – NOV 21
Your hatred of the strange and unfamiliar leads you to open hundreds of identical fast-food restaurants.
CANCER JUN 22 – JUL 22
Your insistence that no one can possibly know how you feel right now will only point out how pathetic it is to be dumped by three bearded ladies in a row.
LEO JUL 23 – AUG 22
The stars don’t think it would be fair to give you a new prediction until the one about finding happiness, love, or wealth comes true.
SAGITTARIUS NOV 22 – DEC 21
It’ll be a nuisance wearing the Nielsen box on your head all week, but at least you’ll find out that your viewership goes up when you’re fighting or
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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. THIS WEEK IT IS.....A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH John Heywood, the 16th century collector of proverbs, recorded TWO IN THE BUSH another version in his ambitiously titled A dialogue conteinyng It’s better to have a lesser but certain advantage than the the nomber in effect of all the prouerbes in the Englishe tongue, possibility of a greater one that may come to nothing. 1546: This proverb refers back to mediaeval falconry where a bird in “Better one byrde in hande than ten in the wood.” the hand (the falcon) was a valuable asset and certainly worth The expression fits well into the catalogue of English proverbs, more than two in the bush (the prey). which are often warnings, especially warnings about hubris The first citation of the expression in print in its currently used or risk-taking. Some of the better known examples that warn form is found in John Ray’s A Hand-book of Proverbs, 1670, in against getting carried away by some exciting new prospect are: which he lists it as: ‘All that glitters is not gold’, ‘Fools rush in where angels fear to tread’, ‘Look before you leap’, ‘Marry in haste, repent at leisure’, A [also ‘one’] bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ‘The best-laid schemes of mice and men gang aft agley’. The Bird in Hand was adopted as a pub name in England in the By how long the phrase predates Ray’s publication isn’t clear, Middle Ages and many with this name still survive. as variants of it were known for centuries before 1670. The English migrants to America took the expression with them earliest English version of the proverb is from the Bible and was and ‘bird in hand’ must have been known there by 1734 as translated into English in Wycliffe’s version in 1382, although this was the year in which a small town in Pennsylvania was Latin texts have it from the 13th century: founded with that name. Other languages and cultures have their own version of this Ecclesiastes IX - A living dog is better than a dead lion. proverb, notably the Czech ‘Lepsi vrabec v hrsti nez holub na strese’ (A sparrow in the fist is better than a pigeon on the roof.). Alternatives that explicitly mention birds in hand come later. The earliest of these is in Hugh Rhodes’ The Boke of Nurture or Is there an English phrase or saying that Schoole of Good Maners, circa 1530:
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COMPETITIVE My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
CHEMIST A woman goes to the vets with her dog which has an ear infection. The vet tells her that it’s due to ingrowing hairs in his ears and an ordinary hair remover from the chemist will do the trick. She goes to the chemist and asks for an unscented hair removing cream “Is it for your legs?” asks the chemist “No” she says “Is it for your arms?” “No” she says “What’s it for then?” “It’s for my Schnauzer” “OK, but don’t ride your bike for a week”
But I laugh more.
LITERAL 1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it.
MEDICINAL MARIJUANA Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain. In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
SEX EDUCATION The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asked the teacher, “Are you sure about it being a stork, Miss? I think you’re getting your birds mixed up, ‘cos my big sister just had a little baby and she said it was from a shag in Southend........”
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LIFE ON MARS
THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER... There are some unique problems that affect certain hobbies and pastimes in Thailand, and one of the more troublesome ones in Hua Hin particularly is maintaining a beautiful garden. Frequent water outages and the fact that Hua Hin is reportedly the driest area in Thailand make the seemingly simple task of having a nice lawn problematic. The extreme heat that is a regular feature also makes the task of working in the garden much more arduous, and many people choose to employ local gardeners to carry out tasks such as cutting the grass, weeding and general maintenance. Many people resort to dispensing completely with a lawn, and either tile over their barren patch, concrete it or pour gravel where dying grass once was, but there is no doubting the aesthetics of a lawn are much more pleasing. And this is where a solution that most wouldn’t possibly consider ‘back home’ comes in - and that is artificial grass. Most people’s experience with this is limited, and there is sometimes quite a snobby attitude to the idea, but in the conditions prevalent in much of Thailand, it is the ideal solution. Artificial turf, much like many technologies, has come on leaps and bounds over the years, and is very often indistinguishable from real grass now. In fact, most Premier League football pitches are now hybrids of real and artificial grass, and virtually all training facilities are fully artificial because the technology behind it has improved so much, and a very long way from the trial ‘plastic’ pitches of the eighties that died a very quick death due to their unrealistic bounce and the abrasion burns players were getting. The look, texture, durability and feel will vary depending on how much you pay and who you purchase it from, but the amount of money, work and hassle it will save you during it’s lifetime will more than compensate for the initial installation. No more expensive sprinkler systems that clog up and stop working, no more hoses that start to crack and tangle, no muddy footprints, human or animal, traipsing through the house, just a beautiful lawn as you have always wanted. With the onset of the dry season here, it has to be worth considering the added implications of water savings as well; both from a personal perspective and the increasing problems of the water supply locally. Of course there is no coincidence that this week’s Life On Mars is covering this topic, as it won’t have escaped your notice that alongside this article is an advert for Magic Carpet, who are specialists in the field of artificial turf. They have a range of options as regards different quality choices suitable for anything ranging from sports arenas to a small poolside area. The turf can be installed by their experts, which is generally recommended, but in some instances, such as small flat areas, it can be easily installed yourself. Give them a call to find out more.
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TWO BED HOUSE For Rent Or Sale Soi 102. Fully furnished, internet POOL VILLA FOR rent. 3 Bed, 3 Bath, very private, nice garden, large connection, cable tv, laundry machine. Space to park car & motor bike inside. Location over railway tracks soi 102 600 meters after 7 eleven turn left. Rent : 12,000 p.m. Sale: 3.2 mill o.t.o. Tel 087 169 8440 eng 085 293 3843 thai CONDOTEL TAWEEPORN – Quiet one bed apartment, 55 sq.m, beautifully fully furnished. Completely full open or full closed balcony, two air-cons, three ceiling fans and a TV. Ready to move in, and fantastic rental opportunities. Resort has a beautiful full length pool, gymnasium, cafe and garden. Price reduced to 2.3m baht. Please call 087 881 4767 (Eng.) or 085 190 1669 (Thai) or go to the online AWOL Classifieds for more details and pictures. STUDIO APARTMENT IN Khao Takiab for sale. A great investment opportunity with a yield of 10%. This apartment is in Baan Plean Ploen in Khao Takiab. This 30 square meter apartment on the 3rd floor facing the swimming pool is fully furnished with free communal swimming pool fitness and Wifi, and TV with True Visions. 30 metres to the local beach and the green bus to Hua Hin is nearby. For sale for 1.85m or I will accept a reasonable offer. It rents for 15,000 per month. Email chris.b@btinternet. com or call 090 996 4731 LARGE HOUSE AND land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.
pool, outdoor dining, free water, free cable TV, unlimited high speed internet. 4km from Hua Hin centre. 38,000 baht per month. Call 087 719 7388 TO LET 2-BED unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English). TOWNHOUSE FOR RENT, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month ROOMS FROM 3000 bt p/m, Apartments 7000 bt p/m All close to beach, Condo with sea view and pool 12,000 bt p/m. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail. com for more information
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A BUNCH OF DUMMIES During the past week the BBCs record of the week has been the Cliff Richard Christmas release. Will that be a big enough carrot to make Sir Cliff drop his charges against the Corporation for their coverage of the police raid on his home in 2014, in connection with sex abuse allegations? Probably not. After all Sir Cliffs records have a limited audience these days and he really doesn’t need the royalties any more. In December 1761 a baby girl named Marie Grosholtz was born in France. By the age of 9 Maries’ father had died, and she moved to Paris with her mother, who had found work there with a Dr Curtius. As well as practising medicine Dr Curtius was interested in wax work images, and opened a wax work museum in 1770. Marie became his prodigy, learning from him and clearly becoming an adept artist, because in her late teens Marie was appointed art tutor to the sister of Louis XV1 at the Palace of Versailles. At that time of course teaching art was a genteel and very appropriate job for a woman, but what was to follow would seem barbaric even by todays’ standards. In 1789 Marie was summoned back to Paris by Dr Curtius, a revolutionary sympathiser, and was commanded to make death masks of victims of the French Revolution. The job involved her foraging around amongst victims, often collecting their decapitated heads. The death masks became exhibits in Dr Curtius’ museum, which Marie inherited in 1794 after the doctors’ death. By then Marie had married, but she left the troubles in France - and her husband - behind and moved to England, taking
Dr Curtius’ morbid collection with her. There she toured the country for many years with her ‘Chamber of Horrors’, which included the death mask of Louis XV1, until finally taking a permanent lease on a property in Baker Street, London, which in 1836 became the first settled home for her waxworks Madame Tussauds. The rest is history. Marie Tussaud must have been a remarkable woman in her time, but I wonder what she would make of Tussauds current task of creating a wax work of Donald Trump. It is proving to be a fiddly job, needing 25,000 dyed Yak hairs implanting to create the Trump coiffure. It is worth noting that the average blonde head of hair has up to 150,000 strands, while an average red head has around 90,000 hairs, so that comb over must be genuinely needed. This month sees a Hull lad taking on a tricky job as well. David, son of Lord John Prescott (whose wife Lady Pauline still has a very good head of hair) becomes speech writer to Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn. Keep it in’t family lad.
On This Day
On a topical note, given the recent death of Fidel Castro, he became President of Cuba on this day in 1976, replacing Osvaldo Dorticós Torrado.
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EVENTS & NOTICEBOARD Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (email@example.com or Surf 102.5 FM (firstname.lastname@example.org) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5. UPCOMING INFORM AWOL OR SURF FM of your charitable the members in the group has a chance to or non commercial event and we will announce host a dinner party in his/her home for the it here other members. If you love cooking and like to make new friends you should join. You do ONGOING not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 RESCUE PAWS is a non-profit organization 562290 based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping DUSIT THANI HUA HIN SOCCER and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray ACADEMY: exercise and professional animal population. Find out more on their football coaching for kids. website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook page HUA HIN HASH HOUSE HARRIERS every RescuePawsThailand Saturday around the area. (see p22) TRASH HERO HUA HIN now every Sunday CICADA MARKET AND PERFORMING at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their ARTS FAIR. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat eponymous Facebook page for weekly details evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, is your hobby you can join an international and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Each one of great place to spend an evening
SURF 102.5 FM SCHEDULE The Marriott Breakfast Show with Steve Johnston Mon. to Fri. 6:30 - 10:00 Asia Pop 40 with Dom Lau Sat. 09:00 - 12:00, Sun. 15:00 18:00 Tue. 21:00 - 24:00 “Something On The Radio” with James Ross Sun., Wed., Fri. 21:00-23:00 LA Spinz with Peter Reynolds Mon., Wed., Fri. 19:30 Q Burn Rocks On with Peter Antony Fri. 23:00
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Meetings every day in Hua Hin
Let’s Eat RESTAURANT
Open 9am to 9pm English Breakfast and Thai Food Soi 3 Khao Takiab (next to 7-11) Call 082 294 5602
Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Two or three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.
LAST ISSUE’S SOLUTION
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CROSSWORD ACROSS 5 By that very fact (4,5) 8 Colombian with brews (anag) (4,8,6) 9 See 8 10 See 8 11 Chewy stuff (6) 13 Result (6) 15 Spanish party (6) 16 Understood by very few (8) 18 Gusto (4) 19 Carefree and not serious (9)
Eagle eyed crossword solvers will notice that we have changed from a cryptic to a straight crossword from this issue, due to comments from readers saying that the cryptic puzzle was too hard. We hope you all enjoy this replacement.
DOWN 1 British warplane (8) 2 Spool (6) 3 Exit (3,3) 4 Keep under hatches (4) 6 Tentacled gelatinous creature (9) 7 Person conducting experiments (9) 12 Period of extreme cold (6-2) 14 Prosper (6) 15 Capricious (6) 17 Native of a country between the Black Sea and the Mediterranean (4)
The solution to last week’s puzzle is on page 19
Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; SUNSET BOULEVARD, KHAO TAKIAB; All video, home to get it in AWOL email email@example.com. made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one is on Tuesday 20th December,). 10 rounds including 2 audio RECENTLY ADDED AND COMING SOON visual and 2 table rounds. Combined Turkey buffet dinner RED PIANO, SOI KANJANOMAI; Wednesday 30th along with our Christmas quiz from 6.30pm. There is limited November from 6.30pm BBQ Night 599 baht per person. Free space so early bookings are strongly recommended. Tickets are flow draft Leo for first 2 hours. PLUS Saturday 3rd December on sale now at 500 Baht per person. If you wish to bring your from 7pm, 2nd Anniversary Party with The Beatles, Bangkok’s own wine or port, there is a corkage charge of 200 Baht per best cover band; 1299 baht including Free Flow soft drinks, bottle.. Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Beer, Wine, Clansman blended Whisky and canapes. Limited Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. to 120 tickets - first come first served FATHER TEDS, DAMNOERNKASEM ROAD; Thursday 1st TK ROADHOUSE, KHAO TAKIAB; First Tuesday of every month ‘The Best Quiz In Town’! 8 rounds, beer questions, free December 1st Anniversary Party. THE PALM BISTRO, SOI 88; Join their Sunday Lunch Club Cottage Pie and bread. and start earn ing a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) BRITISH STYLE SUNDAY ROASTS: MUCKY DUCK, SOI 88/94; Saturday 3rd December pork burger with triple cooked chips and choice of 2 toppings 220 Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 baht. Tuesday 6th December Curry night from 5pm Chicken Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Tikka Masala, Aubergine Dahl, Pilau rice and naan bread 150 Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 baht. Also eggs Benedict 160 bt, 10am-12pm Saturdays. Please Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam make a reservation (see ad back page). Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 REGULAR EVENTS Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 BOBBY’S BAR, SOI 102.; The 99 baht breakfast is Back! FREE Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab Bookings only 084 376 9438 Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112. every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. DIZZY DOLPHIN, SOI SAMORPHONG; Happy Hour every CHRISTMAS OFFERS day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/65 baht. YE OLDE BUFFALO TAVERN, CHOMSIN ROAD; Now DOUBLE D, SOI 6; Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm taking bookings for Christmas Day Lunch 950 baht (see ad p5) - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and PORK PIES HUA HIN, SOI 88/1; Large selection of pies Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht. available, order your pies for Christmas now. (see ad p2) FATHER TEDS, DAMNOERNKASEM ROAD; Live music, FATHER TEDS, DAMNOERNKASEM ROAD; 3 course special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something Christmas Dinner 850 baht, plus on 26th Dec Christmas Buffet happening every night! See add on p13 for details. 700 baht. Call 081 717 7496 MUCKY DUCK, SOI 88/94; Now available - Draught Stowford RED PIANO, SOI KANJANOMAI; Christmas Day, two 2 Cider 150 bt for 600 ml. hour sittings at 1pm and 3pm. Five course Christmas Meal, PASSPORT CAFE, SAMORPHRONG; Now open for 1990 baht per person, or 2880 baht per person including 2 Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see hours Free Flow Beer, Wine and Soft Drink. Plus Live Music. ad p9) Bookings with deposit only call 032 900510 RED PIANO, SOI KANJANOMAI; Happy Hour every day HUA HIN HAM, BACON & MEAT CO., SOI 41; Order your from 5 - 7pm buy one get one free. cooked Christmas Roasts today - full menu on the website (see SPOTS POOL BAR, SOI 88; Draft Singha and Leo just 65 baht. ad p1) UNCLE BRYN’S (2KM PAST PALM HILLS NORTH ALONG BOBBY’S BAR, SOI 102.; Christmas day (25th), from 4.00pm KLONG ROAD. TURN LEFT AND 200M ON LEFT.); Large till 9.00pm. Christmas Turkey Dinner with all the trimmings, Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 Starters, Prawn Cocktail, Dinner, followed with Dessert of 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) Mince Pie, Apple Pie or Blueberry Pie, and Ice Cream, all you can drink, Draft beer, Red or White Wine, ONLY 975 bt. Book PUB QUIZZES early, seating for ONLY 40, selling fast. Call 089 985 7473 KING BAR, SOI BINTHABAHT; Quiz second Monday of every month (next one Monday 12th December at 7.30 pm) . Free entry, food and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome. KOM HOM, SOI 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 4th December) - call 085 294 1319 for details
LOCAL GOLF/ HASH HOUSE HARRIERS BUTTERFLY ROCK GOLF SOCIETY
HUA HIN GOLF SOCIETY
RESULTS RESULTS 29TH NOVEMBER 2016 28TH NOVEMBER 2016 Majestic A - B Stableford 39 entered Lakeview CA Stableford 16 entered 1st Pekka Hogman 43 pts (14) 1st Patrick Morrissey 36 pts (28) 2nd Stefan Foerg 41 pts (06) 2nd Philaiwan (Chim)Thipchuen 33 pts 3rd Andrew McDermott 40 pts (08) (36) 4th Cornelis Ringnalda 39 pts (13) 3rd John Anstee 33 pts (22) 4th Lars Faerch 32 pts (14) 25TH NOVEMBER 2016 Lake View C - A Four Ball Best Ball 15 23RD NOVEMBER 2016 Majestic Creek A & B Stableford 36 teams entered 1st Paul Sandal, Geoff Mitchell 43 pts 1st Ossi Rodenstein 37 pts (11) 2nd Winfried Lauenstein, Peter Good 43 2nd Trevor Sherrington 37 pts (12) pts 3rd Mick Court 36 pts (19) 3rd Seppo Rintala, Pekka Hogman 41 pts 4th Seppo Rintala 36 pts (13) 4th Ian Strathearn, Gary Channell 40 pts FIXTURES 22ND NOVEMBER 2016 5th December 2016 Lake View A&B Royal Ratchaburi Stableford 20 entered Monthly Medal; BRGC 10 year 1st Tum Ringnalda 37 pts (18) anniversary Game 2nd Fred Ward 36 pts (18) 7th December 2016 Palm Hills 2 Man 3rd Kieron Bose 36 pts (10) Scramble 4th Hubert Maldonado 34 pts (14) RONNIE’S ROLL UP
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you are interested in joining in, and thanks to Nigel for the results. 25TH NOVEMBER 2016 17 players Stableford 1st Christa Maring (Visitor) 40 pts (23) 2nd Roy Cotter 36 pts (15) 3rd James Lynch 33 pts (26) 4th Adrian Byrne 33 pts (23)
FIXTURES 6th December 2016 Banyan Bogey 9th December 2016 Springfield Society Championship LAKE VIEW MEMBERS CLUB
RESULTS 25TH NOVEMBER 2016 Chris Roper Memorial Trophy 2 Man Better Ball Course CA CHA AM GOLF CLUB 1st Peter Tucker (11) & Bill Evans (11) Contact: firstname.lastname@example.org 45pts FIXTURES 2nd Mick Court (19) & Doug East (13) 7th December Sea Pines friendly 43pts 3rd Michael Snakebite (6) & Greg Smith CRYPTIC CROSSWORD (21) 41pts SOLUTION 4th Mark Simpson (16) & Mike Knight Here is the solution to last week’s Cryptic (13) 40pts Crossword. 28TH NOVEMBER 2016 Course CA 1st M. Snakebite (6) 36pts 2nd Mike Knight (13) 35pts 3rd Steve O’Brien (13) 35pts 4th Peter Tucker (11) 33pts FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday
HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
A DRINKING CLUB WITH A RUNNING AND WALKING PROBLEM! The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hour’s. run/walk in the surrounding countryside followed by a social gathering. lf you would like to come along then visit our website www. h2h3-cah3.weebly.com or Facebook at www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. Please note that people attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN SATURDAY 3RD DECEMBER 2016 MEETING @ 4:00 PM. Cha-Am Hash House Harriers (CAH3) Run #298 Hares: Swindlers Pissed & Bushwhacker Location: Close to Polo Club Stables Map Link: http://www.mapometer.com/ running/route_4443808 GPS COORDINATES: Directions to run site: From Hua Hin or Cha-Am via Petchkasem, turn west onto soi 70, cross the railroad and turn right onto Pala U road. Zero Odometer. Follow Pala U road about 5.5 km until you see an HHH sign. You should also see a sign for Seejays Resort and a 7-11 here. Turn left and go about 2.3 km to car park on left at a sharp right hand bend in the road. Alternative using the by-pass (Route AH2/37): If coming from the bypass along Pala U road, go less than 6 km and watch for 7/11, Seejay sign and HHH sign for a right turn. Turn right and go about 2.3 km to car park on left at a sharp right hand bend in the road. HASH TAX : 150 baht: Beer drinkers, 50 baht: Teetotalers, 25 baht: Hashers 8-18. First time visitors, virgins and kids under 8 run free. Please put your tax payment in an envelope with name & amount enclosed printed on front. Put the envelope in blue tax collection box in car park.
LOCAL SPORTS HUA HIN POOL BILLIARD LEAGUE
HUA HIN KHAO TAKIAB COOL POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 2 25TH NOVEMBER 2016 Breeze Bar 3 - 5 Master Cues Humping Pig 6 - 2 Pits Rangers Lucky Shot B 6 - 2 Spots Pool Bar 2 Mucky Duck 7 - 1 Coopers 94 Pits Pirates 3 - 5 Home Bar Spots Pool Bar 1 2 - 6 Lucky Shot A
RESULTS WEEK 23 25TH NOVEMBER 2016 Mucky Duck 17 - 8 Anytime Bar Pats Place 8 - 17 Jungle Juice Robin Hood v JNB n/a The Connection v Muan Bar n/a TK Roadhouse 14 - 11 Exotic Bar Waring Bar 10 - 15 Spots
FIXTURES The season is over.
Team Humping Pig Lucky Shot A Home Bar Mucky Duck Pits Pirates Breeze Bar Lucky Shot B Pits Rangers Master Cues Spots Pool Bar 1 Spots Pool Bar 2 Coopers 94
P W D L 2 2 0 0 2 2 0 0 2 2 0 0 2 1 0 1 2 1 0 1 2 1 0 1 2 1 0 1 2 1 0 1 2 1 0 1 2 0 0 2 2 0 0 2 2 0 0 2
+/- Pts 10 4 10 4 6 4 4 2 4 2 2 2 -2 2 -2 2 -4 2 -8 0 -8 0 -12 0
FIXTURES WEEK 3 2ND DECEMBER 2016 Home Bar v Coopers 94 Humping Pig v Mucky Duck Lucky Shot A v Pits Pirates Master Cues v Lucky Shot B Pits Rangers v Breeze Bar Spots Pool Bar 2 v Spots Pool Bar 1
Hua Hin’s only pool bar with FOUR 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 Email: email@example.com 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin
LEAGUE TABLE Team Mucky Duck Robin Hood TK Roadhouse Jungle Juice Muan Bar Exotic Bar The Connection Waring Bar Spots JNB Anytime Bar Pats Place
P 22 20 21 22 19 22 21 22 22 19 22 22
W 17 15 16 11 12 10 11 7 8 8 6 6
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 5 5 5 11 7 12 10 15 14 11 16 16
+/128 100 41 10 67 -22 -13 -64 -72 1 -78 -98
Pts 339 300 283 280 271 264 256 243 239 238 236 226
RESULTS WEEK 13 24TH NOVEMBER 2016 Bobby’s Birds 4 - 17 Mucky Duck Cheeky Monkey 7 - 14 Muan Bar Exotic Bar 7 - 14 Sasa Bar Home 11 - 10 Spots Lanla Bar 13 - 8 Anytime Bar TK Roadhouse 9 - 12 Fin Bar The Dream 10 - 11 Bobby’s Boys Tore’s Bar 12 - 9 Drink & Shelter
102 & 88 SATURDAY POOL LEAGUE
FIXTURES New season will start on 10th December.
HUA HIN KHAO TAKIAB SUPER POOL LEAGUE
FIXTURES WEEK 15 8TH DECEMBER 2016 Bobby’s Boys v Home Cheeky Monkey v Anytime Bar Drink & Shelter v Sasa Bar Exotic Bar v Tore’s Bar Muan Bar v Lanla Bar Mucky Duck v Fin Bar The Dream v Spots TK Roadhouse v Bobby’s Birds
WEEK 4 9TH DECEMBER 2016 Breeze Bar v Humping Pig Coopers 94 v Lucky Shot A Lucky Shot B v Pits Rangers Mucky Duck v Home Bar Pits Pirates v Spots Pool Bar 2 Spots Pool Bar 1 v Master Cues
RESULTS WEEK 6 26TH NOVEMBER 2016 Bobby’s Bar 8 - 10 Mucky Duck Dara Bar 13 - 5 Pat’s Place
LUCKY SHOT BAR
LEAGUE TABLE Team Dara Bar Mucky Duck Bobby’s Bar Pat’s Place
P W D L 6 4 1 1 6 4 1 1 6 2 0 4 6 1 0 5
+/20 20 -8 -32
Pts 9 9 4 2
Team Muan Bar Mucky Duck Home Drink & Shelter Cheeky Monkey Lanla Bar TK Roadhouse Bobby’s Boys Fin Bar Exotic Bar Anytime Bar Bobby’s Birds Sasa Bar Spots Tore’s Bar The Dream
P 12 12 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13
W 12 12 9 8 6 8 6 7 7 5 6 5 4 5 3 0
L 0 0 4 5 7 5 7 6 6 8 7 8 9 8 10 13
+/110 106 29 29 13 9 3 -5 -17 -19 -21 -23 -25 -27 -63 -99
Pts 181 179 151 151 143 141 138 134 128 127 126 125 124 123 105 87
LOCAL SPORTS HUA HIN SOCIAL POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 6 30TH NOVEMBER 2016 All Nations GH 8 - 11 King Bar Bentho Bar 10 - 9 C 69 Booz Bar 4 - 15 Jungle Juice B Jungle Juice A 13 - 6 N & G Pink Panther 10 - 9 Limelight Tiger Bar 13 - 6 JW Black JW Red - No game
RESULTS WEEK 21 30TH NOVEMBER 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Kom Hom Bar n/a Cheeky Monkey v Infinity Bar n/a Jaew Bar v Cooper’s 94 n/a Lucky Shot v The Breeze n/a Pit’s Cafe v Cross Eyed Duck n/a Sabai Bar 9 - 11 Home
+/20 15 18 17 16 4 17 -6 -9 -17 -17 -18 -40
Bobby’s Beauties 5 - 15 The Squealing Pig Dara’s Bar 8 - 12 Tik’s Bar Pat’s Place 11 - 9 Bobby’s Bangers Sea U Bar 8 - 12 Master Cues Sunset Boulevard 5 - 15 Muan Bar T.K. Roadhouse 12 - 8 Mucky Duck
FIXTURES WEEK 19 7TH DECEMBER 2016 Bobby’s Bangers v Sea U Bar Muan Bar v Pat’s Place Mucky Duck v Dara’s Bar T.K. Roadhouse v Sunset Boulevard The Squealing Pig v Master Cues Tik’s Bar v Bobby’s Beauties
LEAGUE TABLE P W L 6 5 1 5 5 0 6 4 2 5 4 1 6 4 2 6 4 2 5 3 2 6 2 4 5 2 3 5 1 4 5 1 4 6 1 5 6 0 6
RESULTS WEEK 18 30TH NOVEMBER 2016
FIXTURES WEEK 22 7TH DECEMBER 2016 Cooper’s 94 v Cheeky Monkey Cross Eyed Duck v Bar 80 Saloon Home v Pit’s Cafe 1 Infinity Bar v Sabai Bar Kom Hom Bar v Lucky Shot The Breeze v Jaew Bar
FIXTURES WEEK 7 7TH DECEMBER 2016 C 69 v Booz Bar Jungle Juice B v JW Black JW Red v Tiger Bar King Bar v Bentho Bar Limelight v All Nations GH N & G v Pink Panther Jungle Juice A - No game Team Pink Panther King Bar Jungle Juice A Tiger Bar Bentho Bar Jungle Juice B Limelight All Nations GH N&G C 69 JW Red JW Black Booz Bar
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HUA HIN WEDNESDAY POOL LEAGUE
Pts 10 10 8 8 8 8 6 4 4 2 2 2 0
Team Pit’s Cafe 1 Lucky Shot Cross Eyed Duck Kom Hom Bar Infinity Bar Cooper’s 94 Home The Breeze Cheeky Monkey Sabai Bar Bar 80 Saloon Jaew Bar
P 20 20 20 20 20 20 21 20 20 21 20 20
W 17 16 16 12 10 9 8 7 7 6 2 2
D 2 2 2 1 2 1 2 2 0 1 2 1
L 1 2 2 7 8 10 11 11 13 14 16 17
+/112 170 126 52 36 10 -46 -50 -65 -58 -133 -154
Pts 36 34 34 25 22 19 18 16 14 13 6 5
Team Muan Bar Master Cues Squealing Pig Pat’s Place Sea U Bar T.K. Roadhouse Mucky Duck Bobby’s Bangers Dara’s Bar Tik’s Bar Sunset Boulevard Bobby’s Beauties
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P 18 18 18 18 18 18 17 18 17 18 18 18
W 15 14 13 11 8 7 7 5 4 5 4 4
D 2 1 1 1 4 3 3 1 3 0 1 0
L 1 3 4 6 6 8 7 12 10 13 13 14
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+/- Pts 82 32 84 29 52 27 18 23 0 20 12 17 -2 17 -30 11 -32 11 -46 10 -70 9 -68 8
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HUA HIN/KHAO TAKIAB LADIES POOL LEAGUE
THURSDAY FRIENDLY POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS WEEK 22 24TH NOVEMBER 2016 Coopers 94 10 - 10 Connections Cafe Hua Hin Bar 10 - 10 The Breeze Hut Bar 9 - 11 MasterCues Bar Komhom Bar 19 - 1 Mint Bar Mona Bar 4 - 16 Cross Eyed Duck Mr Dan’s 11 - 9 Bar 80 Saloon Pit’s Cafe 15 - 5 Jaew Bar FIXTURES WEEK 24 8TH DECEMBER 2016 Coopers 94 v Bar 80 Saloon Hua Hin Bar v Cross Eyed Duck Hut Bar v Mr Dan’s Komhom Bar v Dara Bar Mona Bar v Connections Cafe Pit’s Cafe v Mint Bar The Breeze v Jaew Bar LEAGUE TABLE Team Cross Eyed Duck Pit’s Cafe Komhom Bar Bar 80 Saloon MasterCues Bar Coopers 94 The Breeze Connections Dara Bar Mona Bar Mr Dan’s Hua Hin Bar Jaew Bar Mint Bar Hut Bar
P 20 21 21 21 21 21 20 20 20 21 21 20 20 20 21
W 20 18 14 13 15 10 9 9 11 5 8 5 2 0 1
D 0 1 2 3 0 2 4 2 0 5 0 2 3 3 1
L 0 2 5 5 6 9 7 9 9 11 13 13 15 17 19
+/198 120 100 72 64 34 10 0 -22 -68 -72 -54 -118 -118 -146
Pts 339 307 290 275 272 249 227 220 211 191 190 185 148 144 140
RESULTS WEEK 31 28TH NOVEMBER 2016 Jaew Bar v Muan Bar 2 n/a Jungle Juice v Exotic Bar n/a Kom Hom v Dara Bar n/a Muan Bar v Cheeky Monkey n/a Pat’s Place v Anytime Bar n/a Pit’s Cafe v Ae De Dang Bar n/a Sa Sa Bar v The Squealing Pig n/a Sport Bar v The Connection n/a Sunset Boulevard v Robin Hood n/a TK Roadhouse v Bar 80 Saloon n/a FIXTURES WEEK 32 5TH DECEMBER 2016 Ae De Dang Bar v Sa Sa Bar Anytime Bar v Pit’s Cafe Bar 80 Saloon v Pat’s Place Cheeky Monkey v TK Roadhouse Dara Bar v Muan Bar Exotic Bar v Kom Hom Jaew Bar v Jungle Juice Muan Bar 2 v Robin Hood The Connection v Sunset Boulevard The Squealing Pig v Sport Bar
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RESULTS WEEK 1 22ND NOVEMBER 2016 No scores available FIXTURES WEEK 2 29TH NOVEMBER 2016 Bye Bye - No Game v Blue Lagoon Castaways v The Clansmen Jungle Juice v Pat’s Place Kom Hom v TK’s Miss You v Robin’s Rest LEAGUE TABLE
LEAGUE TABLE Team Muan Bar Muan Bar 2 Sunset Boulevard TK Roadhouse Jungle Juice Squealing Pig Kom Hom Dara Bar Cheeky Monkey The Connection Robin Hood Anytime Bar Sa Sa Bar Pat’s Place Exotic Bar Jaew Bar Bar 80 Saloon Ae De Dang Bar Pit’s Cafe Sport Bar
P 30 27 30 29 30 29 30 29 28 29 30 30 28 30 30 30 30 30 30 29
W 28 21 19 19 17 18 17 15 15 12 12 11 8 10 6 7 8 6 6 7
D 1 2 5 4 6 3 4 3 2 5 3 4 5 1 5 3 1 4 3 0
L 1 4 6 6 7 8 9 11 11 12 15 15 15 19 19 20 21 20 21 22
+/234 128 94 108 56 56 64 25 8 16 -2 -28 -28 -78 -78 -92 -94 -127 -130 -132
Pts 57 44 43 42 40 39 38 33 32 29 27 26 21 21 17 17 17 16 15 14
Team Jungle Juice The Clansmen Miss You Blue Lagoon Kom Hom TK’s Robin’s Rest Castaways Pat’s Place
P W D L F 2 1 1 0 17 1 1 0 0 15 1 1 0 0 12 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 2 0 1 1 6 1 0 0 1 3 1 0 0 1 2
A 2 3 6 0 0 0 12 15 17
Pts 15 12 6 0 0 0 -6 -12 -15
RED MOUNTAIN HUA HIN WORLD CUP 2016
The 4th annual Hua Hin World Cup is a two day tournament and is confirmed for the weekend of 10th/11th December at the brand new state of the art True Arena in Hua Hin, which is used to host visiting HUA HIN SOI 80 TUESDAY POOL LEAGUE international teams as well as professional clubs from around the world. RESULTS The format has changed slightly from FIXTURES previous years most notably the change The season is over. Details of the new from 6 a side to 7 a side, therefore a squad season will be here when available. of 10 players is perfect. The organisers stress that the tournament LEAGUE TABLE is a friendly event with sportsmanship Team P W D L +/- Pts being the key element – this is a nonCheeky Monkey 22 19 1 2 106 39 profit family event with a nominated Cross Eyed Duck 22 15 3 4 102 33 charity. Exotic Bar 22 13 5 4 80 31 HUA HIN CITY F.C Confirmed teams to date: Bar 80 Saloon 22 13 4 5 54 30 England, France, Sweden, Finland, Mona Bar 22 12 4 6 44 28 FIXTURES Hua Hin Bar 22 9 4 9 -14 22 The season is over. Details of the new Switzerland, Russia, Columbia, Italy, Miss U Bar 22 10 0 12 -28 20 season will appear here when available. Japan, Thailand. Please join the Facebook group Laila Bar 22 7 2 13 -36 16 Mint Bar 22 7 1 14 -28 15 Hua Hin City F. C. is the local professional huahinfootballworldcup2016 for all the Hut Bar 22 6 3 13 -44 15 team formed in 2011, playing their latest news and updates. J.J. Sports 22 2 6 14 -98 10 matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Euro 2 Bar 22 2 1 19 -138 5 Takiab.
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ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE TABLE
(all times Thailand)
SATURDAY 3RD DECEMBER 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE Manchester City v Chelsea 19:30 Crystal Palace v Southampton 22:00 Stoke City v Burnley 22:00 Sunderland v Leicester City 22:00 Tottenham Hotspur v Swansea City 22:00 West Bromwich Albion v Watford 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Nott. Forest v Newcastle Utd 02:45 Birmingham City v Barnsley 22:00 Blackburn Rovers v H’field Town 22:00 Bristol City v Ipswich Town 22:00 Burton Albion v Rotherham United 22:00 Cardiff City v Brighton 22:00 Fulham v Reading 22:00 Norwich City v Brentford 22:00 Sheffield Weds v Preston N.E 22:00 Wigan Athletic v Derby County 22:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Motherwell v Celtic 19:15 Hamilton Acad. v Partick Thistle 22:00 Kilmarnock v Dundee 22:00 Rangers v Aberdeen 22:00 Ross County v Heart of Midlothian 22:00 St Johnstone v Inverness Cal. Th. 22:00 Sunday 4th December 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE West Ham United v Arsenal 00:30 Bournemouth v Liverpool 20:30 Everton v Manchester United 23:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Leeds United v Aston Villa 00:30 Tuesday 6th December 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE Middlesbrough v Hull City 03:00
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Team Chelsea Liverpool Man City Arsenal Tottenham Man Utd Everton Watford West Brom Southampton Stoke Bournemouth Burnley Leicester Middlesbrough West Ham Crystal Palace Hull Swansea Sunderland
P 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13
GD PTS 19 31 18 30 17 30 15 28 9 24 3 20 1 19 -4 18 1 17 1 17 -5 16 -4 15 -9 14 -6 13 -3 12 -10 12 -5 11 -17 11 -10 9 -11 8
FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE - AWOL CHALLENGE
Team GW TOT 1 Hua Hin Utd 42 737 2 Custom Cobblers 53 691 Soi 102, Hua Hin (200m on right after 3 Dannycollinz 72railway)685 4 Mr. Cha Aming 68 666 5 Frankies 11 46 663 6 jamboshuahin 38 661 7 Lost Cafe 52 656 8 Portsmouth City FC 24 644 9 Hua Hin Jambos 61 633 10 Atletico Pathetico 43 629 11 FC ROCA 64 627 12 The Dada Donkeys 44 620 13 Stenhousemuir 40 612 14 JR BRUTD S.C 58 611 15 Rentmythaivilla 74 610 16 Pink Panther AFC 43 593 17 Wanderlust United 47 587 18 Waste Of Money 69 572 19 Nuo_divers 53 565 20 shortimeagain 61 533 21 Dans Demons 45 529 22 Doghill Growlers 48 512 23 AWOL Wanderers 65 479
SATURDAY 3RD DECEMBER 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE Manchester City v Chelsea 19:30
This will be a real test of both team’s title credentials, with many pundits believing that the eventual champions will be one of them. We feel that City have the more complete squad and that it will only take a couple of injuries for Chelsea to lose momentum, while the home side can cope without a number of key players. With each having their best eleven playing though they are very even. A draw would suit Chelsea but we feel City have to win this one, and will.
Wednesday 7th December 2016 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Aberdeen v Kilmarnock 02:45
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END OF AN ERA •• ENGLAND FANS of Chelsea have announced they will retire a song mocking Steven Gerrard at the end of the 2018-19 season. They admit their Gerrard chant, related to a 2014 error by the Liverpool player that did not help Chelsea in any material way, is beginning to show its age but if used sparingly can still do a job. Chelsea fan Julian Cook said: “Sometimes I’ll be singing ‘Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, he slipped on his f***ing arse’ in an away game and I’ll feel aches that were never there when we sung it before. “It’s certainly lost some pace in the third line, because it takes a moment to remember who Demba Ba was, but it’s as intelligent and witty as ever.” The song, sung to the melody of Que Sera Sera, which was originally made famous by gay icon Doris Day, burst into football
CHELSEA SUPPORTERS TO RETIRE GERRARD CHANT IN 2019
Above: Steven Gerrard contemplates life without the chant
in April 2014 shortly after the Liverpool player’s inspiring slip that lost his club the league. It has remained a loyal one-club song, refusing a £42 million offer from eventual 2014 league winners Manchester City, and has frequently carried an otherwise patchy repertoire by performing well regardless of opponents. Cook added: “Steven Gerrard falling over is the best incident-turned-into-a-song of my lifetime. “I’m tearing up at the thought of it going. It’s everything heroism means, to me.” We asked club captain John Terry to comment, but his agent said that due to a similar use of the song about his client following his slip when taking a penalty in the Champions League final in 2008 that cost his club the trophy, he didn’t feel it was appropriate.
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