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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... Peter out Dwindle away to nothing. The earliest known use of peter as a verb meaning dwindle relates to the mining industry in the USA in the mid 19th century, and it is reasonable to accept that that is where it originated. Thoughts of US mining at that date bring to mind images of the California Gold Rush, which is sometimes suggested as the source of this phrase. The earliest uses of the word in that context come from later, for example, this piece from the Milwaukee Daily Gazette, December 1845, which pre-dates the California rush (although there was an earlier Georgia Gold Rush in 1829). The story concerns an old prospector who is comparing his dwindling life circumstances with his diminishing finds of the mineral galena (lead sulphide): “When my mineral petered why they all Petered me. Now it is dig, dig, dig, drill, drill for nothing. My luck is clean gone - tapered down to nothing.” There are several other records of the use of ‘petering’ to refer to dwindling mining reserves in 1840s USA, although none of these explicitly uses the phrase ‘peter out’. For such a reference we have to wait for a figurative usage in the American lawyer/ writer Henry Hiram Riley’s collection of articles - Puddleford and its People, 1854: “He hoped this ‘spectable meeting warn’t going to Peter-out.”
While the root source of ‘peter out’ is fairly certainly mining, there’s no clear understanding of why the word ‘peter’ was chosen in this context. As always, when an etymology is uncertain, people like to guess. ‘Peter’ has many meanings, both as a noun and a verb, and so the speculations are wide-ranging. They include a suggestion of a link to Saint Peter and to the story that his faith in Jesus faded when he denied him before his crucifixion. There could also be a link between St. Peter being called the rock, in Matthew 16:18: And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. That may have made an association between Peter and rock, so that a dwindling seam of rock or mineral could be said to have petered out. Another suggestion is an allusion to the French word péter (to break wind - literally to explode, but also used figuratively to mean fizzle), as in the phrase péter dans la main, meaning ‘to come to nothing’. Of all of the proposed derivations of the word ‘peter’ in the idiom ‘peter out’, the one that best stands up to scrutiny is the link to saltpetre (potassium nitrate). This mineral was a constituent of the gunpowder that was used as an explosive in mining and was also used to make fuses. Saltpetre is at least associated with something that miners would have known something about, that is, mining, as opposed to theology or French quotations.
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CRYPTIC CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 Mean injunction after non-U plenitude of drink (9) 9 Hardly able to see setter’s round illustration (6) 10 Officer farmed out nursery item (4,5) 11 Runner holds back toy animal (6)
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12 Flier gets overtime, which is alarming (9) 13 Pester to the point girl retreats (6) 17 Complimentary without right to payment (3) 19 Pause as a cure for breakdown (7) 20 Brilliance of a good surgeon? (7) 21 Refrain from turning a weapon (3) 23 It’s natural — alter this and you get something else (6) 27 Girl in smart outfit may be suspicious (5,1,3) 28 Victor was no spring chicken (6) 29 In 17 down you reportedly have consumed to turn to folly (9) 30 Drop in the ocean and mountains turn quiet (6) 31 In cramped condition heartless Henry is an insensitive type (9) DOWN 2 Like Gordius, who once kept wicket for England? (6) 3 Drains are directed to the lowest points (6) 4 Not “Early” nor “County” but dignified! (6) 5 He’s put up, but setter’s a long time without rising (7) 6 Extreme policy — state impulse to light … (9) 7 … thereby one cop to cover seat (4,5) 8 Additional item that could be charged (9) 14 Someone once contrived to emulate 1 (9) 15 Exit duty? (5,4) 16 Repulsive scheme to turn to dust (9) 17 Article in paper about obesity? (3) 18 Incite and one gets laid (3) 22 Egyptian deity — one with a strong nose (7) 24 Leading lady in seafront but it won’t get her a tan (6) 25 Goes across the Channel with lusty sound and is appreciated (6) 26 Noose said to change at Bow (6)
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HOW TO SURVIVE AS AN ALIEN IN THAILAND
BLANK SPACE The passing of His Majesty the King of Thailand last week was an event that had been feared by the majority of Thailand’s inhabitants for some time, and helps to explain the outpouring of grief that has been seen all over the country. While the Prime Minister and Royal Family have moved quickly to calm the people’s trepidation, and the twelve month mourning period, as well as showing how much respect everybody had and still has for His Majesty, will help a difficult transition from the man seen as the father of Thailand to his successor. Many in Thailand believe that it is impossible for anyone to ever equal the achievements of King Bhumibol Adulyadej, and it is certain that no future monarch will ever be able to enjoy the same levels of love and adoration he did. There are obvious comparisons to be made between the changes experienced in Thailand during his reign, and those in the UK under the now longest reigning living monarch Queen Elizabeth the second, with both starting their reigns shortly after the end of the Second World War, in countries that have changed dramatically, and
have tried to instigate a more modern Royal Family, that had more of a common touch. With his love of music, jazz in particular, his regular adoption of stray dogs, his inventions and initiatives, such as the successful rain-making efforts in drought hit areas, along with his interventions at crucial times for the country, King Bhumibol completely endeared himself to the Thai people. Before his health started failing he would frequently visit far flung parts of the Kingdom, as well as encouraging other members of the Royal Family to do so too. All of this, and much, much more, have left a big hole in the lives of the Thai people, as well as those expats who have experienced some of his reign. We can only hope that the coming months and years progress peacefully, and that the new monarch is given the time and assistance to try and fill the void we now face. Send your comments or suggestions for this column to us at submissions@awolonline.net (Subject/Title ‘Life On Mars’) or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/ AWOLexpat (please Like our page as well!)
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TWO BED HOUSE For Rent Or Sale Soi 102. Fully furnished, internet connection, cable tv, laundry machine. Space to park car & motor bike inside. Location over railway tracks soi 102 600 meters after 7 eleven turn left. Rent : 12,000 p.m. Sale: 3.2 mill o.t.o. Tel 087 169 8440 eng 085 293 3843 thai CONDOTEL TAWEEPORN – Quiet one bed apartment, 55 sq.m, beautifully fully furnished. Completely full open or full closed balcony, two air-cons, three ceiling fans and a TV. Ready to move in, and fantastic rental opportunities. Resort has a beautiful full length pool, gymnasium, cafe and garden. Price reduced to 2.3m baht. Please call 087 881 4767 (Eng.) or 085 190 1669 (Thai) or go to the online AWOL Classifieds for more details and pictures. STUDIO APARTMENT IN Khao Takiab for sale. A great investment opportunity with a yield of 10%. This apartment is in Baan Plean Ploen in Khao Takiab. This 30 square meter apartment on the 3rd floor facing the swimming pool is fully furnished with free communal swimming pool fitness and Wifi, and TV with True Visions. 30 metres to the local beach and the green bus to Hua Hin is nearby. For sale for 1.85m or I will accept a reasonable offer. It rents for 15,000 per month. Email chris.b@btinternet. com or call 090 996 4731 TOWNHOUSE FOR SALE or rent, 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, internet, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave), parking for 1 car, long term or short term, ready to move in. Rent 10,000 baht a month, sale 1.7 m baht. Call Ja on 083 316 6424 PLOT OF LAND for sale, half a rai at Nong Heing, with spectacular mountain and golf course views, near international school and water park. Tel. 086 169 1978 FOR SALE 85 sqm 2 bed, 2 bath condo in The Breeze Kao Takiab. Baht 5.2 million. Best deal in the area. Tel: Peter 0982755966 Email: peter@easycarhuahin.com CONDO FOR SALE 50 sqm 5 minutes night market, mountain and sea views. Part furnished to include fitted kitchen with electric hob and hood, air-con unit and water heater. Resort has swimming pool, fitness room and 24hr security. Price: 2.1m baht. Please contact ALANH07@LIVE.COM or call 062 278 3277 LAND FOR SALE in prestigious area, mountain views, well maintained street. One Rai, gentle slope, 4km from Hua Hin centre off soi 56. Offers considered around 2.9 million baht. Please call 087 719 7388 LARGE HOUSE AND land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.
LONG TERM ACCOMMODATION required to rent from November in central Hua Hin. 2 bed or spacious 1 bed furnished condo. Gym, pool and internet essential. Phone 063 410 0280
COMMERCIAL PROPERTY SUNRISE COAST COMMERCIAL properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.
PROPERTY FOR RENT POOL VILLA FOR rent. 3 Bed, 3 Bath, very private, nice garden, large pool, outdoor dining, free water, free cable TV, unlimited high speed internet. 4km from Hua Hin centre. 38,000 baht per month. Call 087 719 7388 TO LET 2-BED unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English). TOWNHOUSE FOR RENT, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month ROOMS AVAILABLE IN family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information
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AND BACK MAGS MEANDERINGS: FROM SOM TAM TO MUSHY PEAS CUTS BOTH WAYS News in the UK last week was dominated by the great Marmite crisis. It should come as no surprise to us Brits that our parochial little island can get it’s priorities so wrong sometimes, even though Marmite does sell newspapers, especially when they offer free jars of the stuff. The even bigger surprise is that we have the Great God Tesco to thank for making it’s first sensible decision, albeit a hypocritical one to many, by taking the lead in the Marmite Revolution. I know only too well that many expats miss that claggy brown mess more than anything else, to the extent that they are prepared to pay inflated Villa prices for it. But rest assured that the pricing issue hitting Tesco in the UK shouldn’t affect you as well, because manufacturer Unilever is blaming the value of the falling pound for increasing the cost of its’ products to retailers by around 10 per cent, an increase Tesco refused to pay. And the Unilever range is big, including Ben and Jerry’s, Persil, Comfort and PG Tips. All the kind of products in fact for which acceptable alternatives can easily be found apart from Marmite of course. The really puzzling thing is how the value of the pound can affect the price of Marmite at all, as it is made in Burton on Trent in the Midlands. On the downside Tesco is one of the very supermarkets accused of tying their farm suppliers into low cost/ strict quality agreements which result in mountains of waste in the form of bent carrots and the like. Can they continue to have it both ways? Now for a subject that should appeal to our female readers, although ‘appeal’ maybe isn’t the right word for the medically needless caesarean births said to be happening in Brazil.
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Doctor Mukesh Kapila, a professor of global health and humanitarian affairs at Manchester University has researched maternal and infant death rates around the world, along with standards of pre and post natal care and the differing attitudes that exist towards childbirth. The statistics are startling. Every day 830 women are known to die from complications in pregnancy and childbirth, in spite of a 44 per cent reduction in deaths world wide since 1990. And to quote Doctor Kapila ‘ the act of giving birth is still very much a lottery with the dice loaded according to who you are and where you live’. ln Brazil one way to reduce the risk appears to be by performing C sections in up to 66 per cent of cases, (compared to 25 per cent in the UK, which still sounds a lot.) But the culture of Brazil, where giving birth naturally is for poor people, has much to do with that very high percentage. And of course there is more money to be made by the medical profession from C sections in a country where if you are posh you don’t push. October 21st is the birthday of a celeb who once owned a lot of posh jewellery - Kim Kardashian. What a great opportunity for her husband Kanye West to do the decent thing and replace her stolen engagement rock. After all Kims’ insurance company could be watching that space on her ring finger very closely. And finally, at long last a Nobel prize for literature has gone to someone whose songs many of us have grown up with, and whose words we can understand. Well done Bob Dylan.
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Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline.net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5. NEW & UPCOMING INFORM AWOL OR SURF FM of your charitable or non commercial event and we will announce it here ONGOING RESCUE PAWS is a non-profit organization based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray animal population. Find out more on their website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook page RescuePawsThailand TRASH HERO HUA HIN now every Sunday at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their eponymous Facebook page for weekly details HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking is your hobby you can join an international group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Each one of the members
in the group has a chance to host a dinner party in his/her home for the other members. If you love cooking and like to make new friends you should join. You do not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 562290 DUSIT THANI HUA HIN SOCCER ACADEMY: exercise and professional football coaching for kids. HUA HIN HASH HOUSE HARRIERS every Saturday around the area. (see p22) CICADA MARKET AND PERFORMING ARTS FAIR. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening
SURF 102.5 FM SCHEDULE The Marriott Breakfast Show with Steve Johnston Mon. to Fri. 6:30 - 10:00 Asia Pop 40 with Dom Lau Sat. 09:00 - 12:00, Sun. 15:00 - 18:00 Tue. 21:00 - 24:00 “Something On The Radio” with James Ross Sun., Wed., Fri. 21:00-23:00 LA Spinz with Peter Reynolds Mon., Wed., Fri. 19:30 Q Burn Rocks On with Peter Antony Fri. 23:00
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Let’s Eat RESTAURANT Open 9am to 9pm English Breakfast and Thai Food Soi 3 Khao Takiab (next to 7-11) Call 082 294 5602
Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Two or three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.
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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. RECENTLY ADDED AND COMING SOON THE PALM BISTRO, soi 88; Join their Sunday Lunch Club and start earn ing a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) COOPERS 94, Soi 94; Coopers International Quiz Night Back to its usual day of the last Tuesday of every month. Next quiz Tuesday 25th October at 7:30. Regular Quiz master, Andy G with a selection of varied questions for all nationalities so all welcome and all have a chance. Complimentary food at the break. Come early to guarantee a seat. MUCKY DUCK, Soi 88/94; This week’s Sunday Roast Chicken 240bt, Pork 300 bt, Beef 350 bt with a choice of potatoes and other vegetables plus other relevant trimmings/sauces. also eggs Benedict 160 bt, 10am12pm Saturday and Sunday. Please make a reservation (see ad back page) KING BAR, Soi Binthabaht; Quiz second Monday of every month (next one Monday 8th November at 7.30 pm) - please note this is a change from previously. Free entry, food and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome. REGULAR EVENTS
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BOBBY’S BAR, Soi 102.; The 99 baht breakfast is Back! FREE Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. DIZZY DOLPHIN, Soi Samorphong; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/65 baht. Live band every Friday from 8pm. DOUBLE D, Soi 6; Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht. FATHER TEDS, Damnoernkasem Road; Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p13 for details. KOM HOM, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 6th November) - call 085 294 1319 for details MUCKY DUCK, Soi 88/94; Now available - Draught Stowford Cider 150 bt for 600 ml. PASSPORT CAFE, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) RED PIANO, Soi Kanjanomai; Free flow Fridays - every
Friday between 6 and 8pm free flow wine for 499 baht per person plus complimentary food boards including tapas, cold cuts, Indian platter and cheeses. Summer Special drinks promotion every day from 12 until 4pm - 99 baht for any of the special smoothies, shakes and other listed drinks. SPOTS POOL BAR, Soi 88; Draft Singha and Leo just 65 baht. SUNSET BOULEVARD, Khao Takiab; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one is on Tuesday 22nd November, a week late due to Loy Kratong). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. THAIWAII BAR AND RESTAURANT, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week. TK ROADHOUSE, Khao Takiab; First Tuesday of every month ‘The Best Quiz In Town’! 8 rounds, beer questions, free Cottage Pie and bread. UNCLE BRYN’S (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) BRITISH STYLE SUNDAY ROASTS: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
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HASH HOUSE HARRIERS - A DRINKING CLUB WITH A RUNNING AND WALKING PROBLEM!
The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hour’s. run/walk in the surrounding countryside followed by a social gathering. lf you would like to come along then visit our website http// www.h2h3-cah3.weebly.com or Facebook at wwwfacebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. Please note that people attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 22nd September 2016 Meeting @ 4:00 pm. Cha Am House Harriers (CAH3) Run #295 Hares: Hugmanannygoat & Davey Delayed Snacks: Doggy Style From Hua Hin: Take the Pala-U-Road (3218) out of Hua Hin. At approx 6 km, turn right at Family Mart (on right) HHH and zero odometer. At 0.3 km pass the On After restaurant Mon Mai My Way on the left At 2.3 km turn into car park on the right HHH. From Cha-Am using the Bypass: Turn off at PalaU-Road (3218) and head towards Hua Hin. At approx 5 km turn left at Family Mart (on left) HHH and zero odometer. At 0.3 km pass the On After restaurant Mon Mai My Way on the left At 2.3 km
turn into car park on the right HHH. Hash taxes: 150 Baht for beer drinkers, 50 Baht for teetotals, 25 Baht for hashers between 8 & 18. For any further information contact GM Rubberduck 0959596114
DARTS SUPPLIES 087 155 7737 Brisal Dartboard now available!
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FIXTURES The season is over. Details of the new season will appear here when available LEAGUE TABLE Team CAT Karaoke Urs Treff Jungle Juice Blue Lagn 1 Robin’s Rest Johnny’s 56
P 10 10 10 9 10 9
W 9 7 4 2 3 1
D 0 1 1 2 2 0
L F A +/1 117 46 71 2 97 71 26 5 94 71 23 5 63 88 -25 5 68 99 -31 8 38 102 -64
HUA HIN GOLF BUTTERFLY ROCK GOLF SOCIETY
HUA HIN GOLF SOCIETY
RESULTS 17th October 2016 Lake View AB Stableford 18 entered 1st Geoff G Batt-Rawden 35 pts (06) 2nd Frank Hailstones 35 pts (11) 3rd Lars Faerch 33 pts (15) 4th Brian Hilton 32 pts (20)
RESULTS 18th October 2016 Banyan Stableford 25 entered 1st Jean-Claude Neumann 41 pts (29) 2nd Pailin Humphrey 40 pts (12) 3rd Tuk Ahrens 39 pts (18) 4th Colin Whitby 35 pts (08)
12th October 2016 Banyan Stableford, Nearest the Pins and Two’s 24 entered 1st Gerry Paget 38 pts (05) 2nd Len Ogembo 37 pts (06) 3rd Mark Gagliardi 36 pts (12) 4th Chris Lovick 36 pts (10)
14th October 2016 Royal Ratchaburi Stableford 15 entered 1st Colin Whitby 39 pts (08) 2nd Hubert Maldonado 34 pts (13) 3rd Peter Good 33 pts (24) 4th Gary Channell 32 pts (11) FIXTURES 25th October 2016 Majestic Stableford 28th October 2016 Springfield Stableford
FIXTURES 24th October 2016 Lake View Stableford 26th October 2016 Black Mountain Stableford RONNIE’S ROLL UP
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 to join in. 14th October 2016 11 players Front 9 Mark Pickard (24) 18 pts Back 9 Pete Whittaker (23) 17 pts Overall Mark Pickard (24) 33 pts
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RESULTS 14th October 2016 Game cancelled 17th October 2016 Stableford. Course AB 1st Peter Tucker (10) 34pts 2nd Steve O’Brien (13) 32pts 3rd Mike O’Brien (17) 30pts 4th Gary Engelman (12) 29pts FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday CHA AM GOLF CLUB
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RESULTS Week 25 17th October 2016 Cheeky Monkey v Muan Bar 2 n/a Dara Bar v Bar 80 Saloon n/a Exotic Bar v Anytime Bar n/a Jaew Bar v Ae De Dang Bar n/a Jungle Juice v The Squealing Pig n/a Kom Hom v The Connection n/a Muan Bar v Robin Hood n/a Pat’s Place v Sport Bar n/a Pit’s Cafe v Sa Sa Bar n/a TK Roadhouse v Sunset Boulevard n/a
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LEAGUE TABLE P 24 23 24 24 23 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 23 23
RESULTS Week 7 13th October 2016 Anytime Bar 16 - 5 Tore’s Bar Bobby’s Boys 10 - 11 Mucky Duck Cheeky Monkey 15 - 6 TK Roadhouse Home 13 - 8 Fin Bar Lanla Bar 8 - 13 Drink & Shelter Muan Bar 15 - 6 Sasa Bar Spots v Bobby’s Birds n/a The Dream v Exotic Bar n/a FIXTURES Week 9 27th October 2016 Bobby’s Boys v Lanla Bar Drink & Shelter v Fin Bar Exotic Bar v Bobby’s Birds Home v Muan Bar Sasa Bar v Mucky Duck Spots v Cheeky Monkey The Dream v Anytime Bar Tore’s Bar v TK Roadhouse
RESULTS Week 16 13th October 2016 Bar 80 Saloon 7 - 13 Cross Eyed Duck Coopers 94 9 - 11 Pit’s Cafe Dara Bar 12 - 8 Mint Bar Hut Bar v Connections Cafe n/a Komhom Bar 17 - 3 Mona Bar MasterCues Bar 17 - 3 Jaew Bar Mr Dan’s 9 - 11 The Breeze Squealing Pig v Hua Hin Bar n/a FIXTURES Week 18 27th October 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Connections Cafe Coopers 94 v The Breeze Hut Bar v Dara Bar Komhom Bar v Hua Hin Bar MasterCues Bar v Mint Bar Mona Bar v Pit’s Cafe Mr Dan’s v Cross Eyed Duck Squealing Pig v Jaew Bar
FIXTURES Week 26 24th October 2016 Ae De Dang Bar v Jungle Juice Anytime Bar v Jaew Bar Bar 80 Saloon v Exotic Bar Cheeky Monkey v Dara Bar Muan Bar 2 v Sa Sa Bar Robin Hood v TK Roadhouse Sport Bar v Pit’s Cafe Sunset Boulevard v Pat’s Place The Connection v Muan Bar The Squealing Pig v Kom Hom Team Muan Bar Muan Bar 2 Squealing Pig Sunset B’vard TK Roadhouse Jungle Juice Cheeky Monkey Kom Hom Dara Bar The Connection Anytime Bar Robin Hood Sa Sa Bar Pat’s Place Exotic Bar Bar 80 Saloon Jaew Bar Ae De Dang Bar Sport Bar Pit’s Cafe
HUA HIN KHAO TAKIAB SUPER POOL LEAGUE
THURSDAY FRIENDLY POOL LEAGUE
+/204 120 76 66 72 38 6 16 9 6 -16 4 -18 -82 -48 -78 -76 -93 -102 -104
Pts 45 38 37 35 33 31 27 26 25 23 22 21 20 17 16 15 14 12 10 9
Team Cross Eyed Duck Komhom Bar Pit’s Cafe MasterCues Bar Bar 80 Saloon Coopers 94 Squealing Pig Dara Bar The Breeze Connections Hua Hin Bar Mona Bar Mr Dan’s Mint Bar Jaew Bar Hut Bar
P 16 16 15 16 16 16 14 16 16 15 15 16 16 16 16 15
W 16 12 13 12 10 9 8 10 7 6 4 2 5 0 2 1
D 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 1 5 0 3 2 1
L 0 3 2 4 4 7 6 6 8 9 10 9 11 13 12 13
+/160 84 70 46 46 34 54 -8 -20 -34 -42 -62 -66 -78 -104 -80
Pts 272 227 211 207 205 195 183 176 165 145 138 138 137 124 114 113
Team Muan Bar Mucky Duck Home Drink & Shelter Cheeky Monkey TK Roadhouse Anytime Bar Bobby’s Boys Lanla Bar Bobby’s Birds Fin Bar Spots Sasa Bar Exotic Bar Tore’s Bar The Dream
P W L 6 6 0 6 6 0 7 5 2 7 5 2 7 4 3 7 5 2 7 4 3 7 4 3 7 3 4 6 4 2 7 2 5 6 3 3 7 0 7 6 1 5 7 1 6 6 0 6
+/58 46 21 19 19 11 3 1 -13 6 -19 -6 -29 -20 -47 -50
Pts 92 86 84 83 83 79 75 74 67 66 64 60 59 53 50 38
HUA HIN SOI 80 TUESDAY POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS Week 18 18th October 2016 Cheeky Monkey 9 - 9 Cross Eyed Duck Euro 2 Bar 4 - 14 Exotic Bar Hua Hin Bar 10 - 8 Bar 80 Saloon Hut Bar 9 - 9 J.J. Sports Laila Bar 13 - 5 Miss U Bar Mint Bar 4 - 14 Mona Bar FIXTURES Week 19 25th October 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Mint Bar Cross Eyed Duck v Laila Bar Exotic Bar v Hut Bar J.J. Sports v Hua Hin Bar Miss U Bar v Euro 2 Bar Mona Bar v Cheeky Monkey
LEAGUE TABLE Team Cheeky Monkey Cross Eyed Duck Mona Bar Bar 80 Saloon Exotic Bar Hua Hin Bar Miss U Bar Hut Bar Mint Bar Laila Bar J.J. Sports Euro 2 Bar
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P 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18
W 16 12 10 10 9 7 8 6 6 5 1 2
D 1 3 4 4 5 3 0 3 1 2 5 1
L 1 3 4 4 4 8 10 9 11 11 12 15
+/88 90 48 36 54 -8 -28 -16 -22 -36 -90 -116
Pts 33 27 24 24 23 17 16 15 13 12 7 5
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RESULTS Week 15 19th October 2016 Cheeky Monkey v Lucky Shot n/a Cross Eyed Duck 8 - 12 Kom Hom Bar Home 8 - 12 The Breeze Infinity Bar 14 - 6 Jaew Bar Pit’s Cafe 16 - 4 Sabai Bar v Bar 80 Saloon n/a
FIXTURES Week 1 26th October 2016 Bentho Bar v All Nations GH Booz Bar v Pink Panther C 69 v No game Jungle Juice B v JW Red JW Black v Jungle Juice A King Bar v N & G Limelight v Tiger Bar LEAGUE TABLE Team All Nations GH Bentho Bar Booz Bar C 69 JW Black JW Red Jungle Juice A Jungle Juice B King Bar Limelight N&G No game Pink Panther Tiger Bar
P W L 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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+/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pts 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
RESULTS Week 13 19th October 2016 Bobby’s Beauties 7 - 13 Muan Bar Dara’s Bar 11 - 9 T.K. Roadhouse Master Cues 11 - 9 Bobby’s Bangers Mucky Duck 11 - 9 Sea U Bar Pat’s Place 11 - 9 The Squealing Pig Sunset Boulevard 6 - 14 Tik’s Bar
FIXTURES Week 16 26th October 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Pit’s Cafe Cooper’s Beer Garden v Cross Eyed Duck Jaew Bar v Cheeky Monkey Kom Hom Bar v Home Lucky Shot v Sabai Bar The Breeze v Infinity Bar LEAGUE TABLE Team Pit’s Cafe Cross Eyed Duck Lucky Shot Kom Hom Bar Infinity Bar Cooper’s 94 Sabai Bar Cheeky Monkey Home The Breeze Jaew Bar Bar 80 Saloon
P 15 15 14 15 15 15 14 13 15 15 15 13
W 12 12 11 10 9 6 5 5 4 4 2 1
D 2 1 2 1 2 1 0 0 1 1 0 1
L 1 2 1 4 4 8 9 8 10 10 13 11
+/78 106 116 56 42 -4 -38 -47 -52 -54 -118 -85
Pts 26 25 24 21 20 13 10 10 9 9 4 3
FIXTURES Week 14 26th October 2016 Bobby’s Bangers v Mucky Duck Dara’s Bar v Sunset Boulevard Muan Bar v Master Cues Sea U Bar v The Squealing Pig T.K. Roadhouse v Bobby’s Beauties Tik’s Bar v Pat’s Place LEAGUE TABLE Team Squealing Pig Muan Bar Master Cues TK Roadhouse Pat’s Place Mucky Duck Sea U Bar Dara’s Bar Bobby’s Bngrs Bobby’s B’ties Tik’s Bar Sunset B’vard
P 13 13 13 13 13 12 12 12 12 13 13 13
W 11 10 10 6 7 5 4 3 4 3 3 2
D L +/0 2 56 2 1 48 1 2 58 3 4 22 1 5 18 2 5 0 3 5 -10 3 6 -28 0 8 -16 0 10 -46 0 10 -52 1 10 -50
Pts 22 22 21 15 15 12 11 9 8 6 6 5
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HUA HIN POOL BILLIARD LEAGUE
RESULTS Cup Day 4 14th October 2016 TK Roadhouse v Infinity Bar n/a
LEAGUE TABLE Team Robin Hood Lucky Shot A Spots 1 Infinity Bar Maria Bar 1 TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Cheeky Monkey Lucky Shot B Johnnie’s 56 Master Cues Spots 2 HHin Miss You Coopers 94
P 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26
W 22 20 20 14 15 15 14 10 10 8 7 4 4 0
D 2 3 1 7 4 3 2 4 3 1 2 3 2 1
L 2 3 5 5 7 8 10 12 13 17 17 19 20 25
+/- Pts 108 46 74 43 84 41 38 35 50 34 40 33 30 30 -16 24 -22 23 -62 17 -40 16 -74 11 -94 10 -116 1
FIXTURES The league season is over.
28th - 30th October 2016 10 Ball Individuals
TEAM Mucky Duck Robin Hood TK Roadhouse Muan Bar Jungle Juice Exotic Bar JNB Pats Place The Connection Anytime Bar Waring Bar Spots
P 14 14 14 13 14 14 13 14 14 14 14 14
W 11 10 11 8 7 7 5 5 5 4 4 6
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 3 4 3 5 7 7 8 9 9 10 10 8
Week 19 28th October 2016 Exotic Bar v Waring Bar Muan Bar v JNB Mucky Duck v Jungle Juice Pats Place v Spots Robin Hood v Anytime Bar TK Roadhouse v The Connection
102 & 88 SATURDAY POOL LEAGUE
FIXTURES Week 1 22nd October 2016 Dara Bar v Bobby’s Bar Mucky Duck v Pat’s Place Week 2 29th October 2016 Bobby’s Bar v Pat’s Place Dara Bar v Mucky Duck
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FIXTURES Week 18 21st October 2016 Anytime Bar v Pats Place Exotic Bar v Mucky Duck Jungle Juice v TK Roadhouse Spots v JNB The Connection v Robin Hood Waring Bar v Muan Bar
21st - 23rd October 2016 8 Ball Individuals
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RESULTS Week 17 14th October 2016 Mucky Duck v Anytime Bar n/a Pats Place v Jungle Juice n/a Robin Hood v JNB n/a The Connection v Muan Bar n/a TK Roadhouse v Exotic Bar n/a Waring Bar v Spots n/a
LUCKY SHOT BAR
+/80 64 34 49 8 -16 -3 -28 -40 -46 -50 -52
PTS 215 207 192 187 179 167 161 161 155 152 150 149
HUA HIN CITY F.C
FIXTURES The season is over. Details of the new season will appear here when available. THAI DIVISION 2 WESTERN REGION LEAGUE TABLE TEAM Samut Sakhon Krung Thonburi Ratchaphruek Simork BTU United Nonthaburi Chumphon Hua Hin City Assumption Utd Muangkan Utd IPE Sam Sakhon Thonburi City
P 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22
W 13 12 12 11 10 9 8 6 5 6 4 3
D 4 5 4 5 6 5 7 8 10 4 4 4
L 5 5 6 6 6 8 7 8 7 12 14 15
GD +8 +19 +16 +16 +10 0 +3 −4 −1 −17 −19 −31
PTs 43 41 40 38 36 32 31 26 25 22 16 13
Hua Hin City F. C. is the local professional team formed in 2011, playing their matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Takiab.
LEAGUE TABLE TEAM Bobby’s Bar Dara Bar Mucky Duck Pat’s Place
P 0 0 0 0
W 0 0 0 0
D 0 0 0 0
L 0 0 0 0
+/- PTS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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(all times Thailand) Saturday 22nd October 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE Bournemouth v Tottenham 18:30 Arsenal v Middlesbrough 21:00 Burnley v Everton 21:00 Hull v Stoke 21:00 Leicester v Crystal Palace 21:00 Swansea v Watford 21:00 West Ham v Sunderland 21:00 Liverpool v West Brom 23:30 CHAMPIONSHIP Burton v Birmingham 01:45 Aston Villa v Fulham 21:00 Brentford v Barnsley 21:00 Bristol City v Blackburn 21:00 Huddersfield v Derby 21:00 Newcastle v Ipswich 21:00 Norwich v Preston 21:00 Rotherham v Reading 21:00 Sheff Wed v QPR 21:00 Wigan v Brighton 21:00 Wolves v Leeds 21:00 Nottm Forest v Cardiff 23:30 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Inverness CT v Kilmarnock 21:00 Partick Thistle v Ross County 21:00 Sunday 23rd October 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE Man City v Southampton 19:30 Chelsea v Man Utd 22:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP St Johnstone v Dundee 18:00 Wednesday 26th October 2016 FOOTBALL LEAGUE CUP - FOURTH ROUND Arsenal v Reading 01:45 Bristol City v Hull 01:45 Leeds v Norwich 01:45 Liverpool v Tottenham 01:45
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ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE TABLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Team Man City Arsenal Tottenham Liverpool Chelsea Everton Man Utd Southampton Crystal Palace Watford Bournemouth West Brom Leicester Burnley West Ham Hull Middlesbrough Stoke Swansea Sunderland
P 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
GD 11 10 9 8 6 6 5 3 2 0 0 1 -6 -6 -8 -12 -4 -9 -7 -9
PTS 19 19 18 17 16 15 14 12 11 11 11 10 8 7 7 7 6 6 4 2
Newcastle v Preston 01:45 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Hamilton v Aberdeen 01:45 Thursday 27th October 2016 FOOTBALL LEAGUE CUP - FOURTH ROUND Southampton v Sunderland 01:45 West Ham v Chelsea 01:45 Man Utd v Man City 02:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Dundee v Partick Thistle 01:45 Kilmarnock v Hearts 01:45 Motherwell v Inverness CT 01:45 Rangers v St Johnstone 01:45 Ross County v Celtic 01:45
Sunday 23rd October 2016 PREMIER LEAGUE Man City v Southampton 19:30 City are having a bit of a wobble, by their standards, while Southampton are flying. Admittedly last week’s opposition for each were not of the same level, but City looked disjointed, and the Saints will look to exploit the weaknesses. We can see them getting at least a point here, and a decent chance of all three, which will tighten things even further at the top. FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE
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GW 46 59 29 60 30 49 31 56 49 54 48 41 31 20 43 30 40 19 30 22 33 39 32
TOT 449 426 413 407 405 405 395 392 380 379 379 370 359 352 352 339 320 319 319 296 291 279 269
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A TALE OF TWO STEVIES
MCLAREN AND BRUCE - THE LUCKIEST MEN ALIVE
ENGLAND
STEVE McClaren has been unable to explain how he came to be managing a football club again, after he was reappointed as Derby County boss this week, despite a track record that could be described politely as ‘mixed’. The former England and Newcastle disappointment said: “I am delighted and baffled to be given another opportunity to show the people of Derby what I can do, and perhaps more pertinently, what I can’t. I sent in the same application as in 2013, which conveniently left out my first spell at Derby County. They asked about the gap in my CV and I explained I’d been at a Dutch language school in Utrecht, which seemed to satisfy them.” McClaren said that he hoped to steer Derby towards promotion before leaving for a bigger club, ballsing it up, and returning to Pride Park in 2019. Rams fan Nikki Sheridan said: “As the old saying goes, better the devil you know than Neil Warnock.”
Left: Steve Bruce fails to hide his relief at getting the Villa job rather than the England one
Meanwhile Steve Bruce has spoken of his feelings at having taken over at beleaguered Championship club Aston Villa. “It’s a difficult job, if I’m honest,” he said. “We’re two points above the relegation zone, I don’t really see any way back up to the Premiership this season, or even next, and the fans are going to despise me because of my Birmingham City connections. But really, no matter how bad it seems, it’s just a relief not to be the England manager.”
Bruce has twice in recent months been named as one of the favourites to take over the national team. “It’s been a difficult time for me and my family, if I’m honest. I mean, the England job? No one wants to be associated with that.” He also spoke of his plans for Villa. “Just to hang on until after they’ve replaced Gareth is the main plan. I mean, he’s got, what, four games in charge, he’s had two so the next ones must be middle of November. He’ll get the boot for either playing Rooney or not playing Rooney, so I’ve just got to make sure I’m still at Villa for all that Merry-go-round and they can settle on poor old Eddie Howe rather than me.” Gareth Southgate was too busy sobbing in the corner to give a comment.
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