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leprechaun A man is golfing in Ireland. On the last hole he hits it into the rough. After a brief search for his ball, he finds it next to a small man wearing a green suit, lying prone upon the ground. He gently shakes the man, rousing him, and the little man jumps to his feet. In a think Irish brogue, the tiny man exlaims “Ye caught me, ye lucky devil! I be a Leprechaun and in exchange for letting me go, I’ll grant ye three wishes!” The golfer, looks down at the Leprechaun and replies, “No wishes necessary, I’m just glad you are alright.” The golfer takes a swing, hits his ball into the sandtrap, nods his cap at the little fellow and takes his leave to finish his disappointing round. The Leprechaun thinks to himself, “What a lovely man. I think I’ll grant him my own three wishes: a great golf game, fabulous wealth and a fantastic rapport with the ladies!” A year later the golfer is on another golfing trip, playing the exact same hole. He hits a long drive and sinks his fourth hole in one for the round. He reaches into the cup and then sees the Leprechaun standing next to him. They give their salutations and then the leprechaun asks, “How’s the golf game?” “Great! You saw that hole in one right? I’ve even won a few tournaments for charity!” exclaimed the golfer. “And your financial situation?” The little man in green continued. “It seems like I pull out a thousand Euros every time I put my hands in my pocket.” replied the golfer. “Nice! And how’s the ol’ sex life?” leered the Leprechaun. “Once or twice a month.” stated the golfer. “Only once or twice a month?!” echoed the exasperated little gent. The priest shrugged and responded, “It’s a small parish.”
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Property for sale Two Bed House For Rent Or Sale Soi 102. Fully furnished, internet connection, cable tv, laundry machine. Space to park car & motor bike inside. Location over railway tracks soi 102 600 meters after 7 eleven turn left. Rent : 12,000 p.m. Sale: 3.2 mill o.t.o. Tel 087 169 8440 eng 085 293 3843 thai Condotel Taweeporn – Quiet one bed apartment, 55 sq.m, beautifully fully furnished. Completely full open or full closed balcony, two air-cons, three ceiling fans and a TV. Ready to move in, and fantastic rental opportunities. Resort has a beautiful full length pool, gymnasium, cafe and garden. Price reduced to 2.3m baht. Please call 087 881 4767 (Eng.) or 085 190 1669 (Thai) or go to the online AWOL Classifieds for more details and pictures. Studio Apartment in Khao Takiab for sale. A great investment opportunity with a yield of 10%. This apartment is in Baan Plean Ploen in Khao Takiab. This 30 square meter apartment on the 3rd floor facing the swimming pool is fully furnished with free communal swimming pool fitness and Wifi, and TV with True Visions. 30 metres to the local beach and the green bus to Hua Hin is nearby. For sale for 1.85m or I will accept a reasonable offer. It rents for 15,000 per month. Email chris.b@btinternet. com or call 090 996 4731 townhouse for sale or rent, 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, internet, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave), parking for 1 car, long term or short term, ready to move in. Rent 10,000 baht a month, sale 1.7 m baht. Call Ja on 083 316 6424 plot of land for sale, half a rai at Nong Heing, with spectacular mountain and golf course views, near international school and water park. Tel. 086 169 1978 FOR SALE 85 sqm 2 bed, 2 bath condo in The Breeze Kao Takiab. Baht 5.2 million. Best deal in the area. Tel: Peter 0982755966 Email: peter@easycarhuahin.com Condo For Sale 50 sqm 5 minutes night market, mountain and sea views. Part furnished to include fitted kitchen with electric hob and hood, air-con unit and water heater. Resort has swimming pool, fitness room and 24hr security. Price: 2.1m baht. Please contact ALANH07@LIVE.COM or call 062 278 3277 land for sale in prestigious area, mountain views, well maintained street. One Rai, gentle slope, 4km from Hua Hin centre off soi 56. Offers considered around 2.9 million baht. Please call 087 719 7388 large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.
Property wanted Long term accommodation required to rent from November in central Hua Hin. 2 bed or spacious 1 bed furnished condo. Gym, pool and internet essential. Phone 063 410 0280
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property for Rent pool villa for rent. 3 Bed, 3 Bath, very private, nice garden, large pool, outdoor dining, free water, free cable TV, unlimited high speed internet. 4km from Hua Hin centre. 38,000 baht per month. Call 087 719 7388 TO LET 2-bed unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English).
TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information
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Local Consular Representatives CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org
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and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas bound for trouble As athletes have been training for this years’ Olympic Games, soldiers in South Korea have found an alternative way to keep on their toes. Guarding the demilitarised zone which separates North from South Korea has been a constant job since the Korean War, and the border is said to be the most heavily fortified in the world. Guarding it is tense and stressful, but while some front line soldiers play football to chill out, others have taken up ballet. Once a week around 15 conscripts take to the barre to practice their plies under the guidance of a ballerina from the Korean National Ballet. They say that it helps them stay calm, as well as building strength and friendships, which does make sense, but I can’t really see the idea catching on in the British army. As you gather around your big screens for two weeks of relentless sport let’s take a look back to August 5th 1901, when an Irishman named Peter O’Connor set a new long jump record of 24 feet 11.75 inches. (We didn’t have metric then!) But the interesting thing is that as far as long jump goes things don’t seem to have progressed much compared to other track and field events. The current world record of 29 feet 4.25 inches has been held by American Mike Powell for the last 25 years an overall increase of just 4 feet 5 inches, or about 1.3 meters since O’Connors’ record 115 years ago. But Powell has not been best pleased by suggestions from the UK athletics campaign to clean up the sport. The campaign includes the idea of scrapping all previous records and starting again from scratch, in order to eliminate any records which may have been set with a little medicinal help. The folks at the Guinness Book of Records will probably agree with Powell. Still on the subject of sport, have you heard the latest UK Government initiative? Actually this is a move by some Local Authorities, (who do still rely a lot on Government funding, albeit from a rapidly reducing pot), but not surprisingly their ideas are supported by the Department for Education. The initiative addresses problems faced by transgender school pupils when taking part in PE lessons. In particular those who are changing gender from female to male, who often bind their developing chests to prevent embarrassing wobbling during sports. While I can understand that embarrassment to some extent - let’s face it - it doesn’t only affect transgender school girls - the practice of chest binding sounds almost as barbaric as that old Chinese custom of binding feet. And it can apparently lead to breathing and skeletal problems, which is where that ever present duty of
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care comes in, because schools now need to allow transgender girls more breaks during PE lessons if they are observed to be in distress. Gender Dysphoria is a recognised medical condition, and an increasing number of children are known to be affected by it. The distress caused by physical changes in the bodies of those affected is taken seriously, and in the UK children who feel trapped in the wrong body can be offered hormone therapy when they reach puberty, to help delay unwanted physical changes. So surely it would be more sensible for doctors, therapists, and parents, who all also have a duty of care, to point out the risks involved in chest binding, and encourage girls to use a less restrictive form of control? In fact is it beyond the abilities of any parent to provide something like a comfortably fitting sports bra with adapted cups? Or will transgender school girls continue to be embarrassed not by their shape, but by that extra time sitting on the side lines. It will come as no surprise to learn that as well as those extra breaks, school toilets also come under scrutiny in at least two Local Authority areas, with calls for transgender pupils to be allowed to use toilets which match their gender identity, rather than their physical identity. Even better would be ‘gender neutral’ toilets, as preferred by University students. That’s same sex toilets to you and me. Given that many UK public loos now employ men to clean in the territory of the Ladies it probably won’t be long before all toilets are unisex anyway. After all we share them in our homes and on planes and trains etc. But please - come that day equip all cubicles with their own wash basin, mirror, hand dryer and posh soap. And by the way make them sound proof as well.
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HUA HIN EVENTS
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Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline.net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5. new & Upcoming Rescue Paws is a non-profit organization based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray animal population. Find out more on their website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook page RescuePawsThailand trash hero hua hin now every Sunday at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their eponymous Facebook page for weekly details. Ongoing HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking is your hobby you can join an international group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Each one of the members in the group has a chance to host a dinner party in his/her home for the other members. If you love cooking and like to make new friends you should
join. You do not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 562290 Dusit Thani Hua Hin Soccer Academy: exercise and professional football coaching for kids. Hua Hin Hash house Harriers every Saturday around the area. (see p22) Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening
surf 102.5 fm schedule The Marriott Breakfast Show with Steve Johnston Mon. to Fri. 6:30 - 10:00 Asia Pop 40 with Dom Lau Sat. 09:00 - 12:00, Sun. 15:00 - 18:00 Tue. 21:00 - 24:00 “Something On The Radio” with James Ross Sun., Wed., Fri. 21:00-23:00 LA Spinz with Peter Reynolds Mon., Wed., Fri. 19:30 Q Burn Rocks On with Peter Antony Fri. 23:00
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Peo (Swedish) - 086 012 0856 Henrik 095-950-7550 Loren - 081-007-6856 Terry - 091-883-7757
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Let’s Eat RESTAURANT Open 9am to 9pm English Breakfast and Thai Food Soi 3 Khao Takiab (next to 7-11) Call 082 294 5602
Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Two or three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.
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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. recently added and coming soon tk roadhouse, Khao Takiab; First Tuesday of every month ‘The Best Quiz In Town’! 8 rounds, beer questions, free Cottage Pie and bread. the palm bistro, soi 88; Join their Sunday Lunch Club and start earn ing a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) coopers 94, Soi 94; Coopers International Quiz Night Back to its usual day of the last Tuesday of every month. Next quiz Tuesday 30th August at 7:30. Regular Quiz master, Andy G with a selection of varied questions for all nationalities so all welcome and all have a chance. Complimentary food at the break. Come early to guarantee a seat. mucky duck, Soi 88/94; Will be closed from 6pm on Saturday 6th August but open on Sunday 7th August from 10am to 4pm only for breakfasts, soft drinks and Sunday Roast - Chicken 240 baht, Pork 300 baht, Lamb 350 baht, all with a choice of potatoes and other vegetables plus other relevant trimmings/sauces. Please make a reservation (see ad back page) king bar, Soi Binthabaht; Quiz second Monday of every month (next one Monday 8th August at 7.30 pm) please note this is a change from previously. Free entry, food and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome. Regular Events
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Baan Silapin artist village, Pala U Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; FREE Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. British Breakfast all day, Only 119 bt. dizzy dolphin, Soi Samorphong; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/65 baht. Live band every Friday from 8pm. double d, Soi 6; Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht. Dream Restaurant & Bar, Soi 88; Every Friday from 6pm Buffet featuring Swedish, Thai and European food, just 279 baht. Also have pizzas and kebabs. father teds, Damnoernkasem Road; Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p13 for details.
Kom Hom, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 14th August due to referendum in Thailand causing all places serving alcohol to be closed) - call 085 294 1319 for details passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) red piano, Soi Kanjanomai; Free flow Fridays - every Friday between 6 and 8pm free flow wine for 499 baht per person plus complimentary food boards including tapas, cold cuts, Indian platter and cheeses. Summer Special drinks promotion every day from 12 until 4pm - 99 baht for any of the special smoothies, shakes and other listed drinks. Spots pool bar, Soi 88; Draft Singha and Leo just 65 baht. Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one is on Tuesday 16th August). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. thaiwaii bar and restaurant, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
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hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!
The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hour’s. run/walk in the surrounding countryside followed by a social gathering. lf you would like to come along then visit our website http// www.h2h3-cah3.weebly.com or Facebook at wwwfacebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. Please note that people attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 6th August 2016 Meeting @ 4:30 pm. Hua Hin House Harriers (H2H3) Run #338 Hares: Bush Whacker & Screwdriver Snacks: Karn Location: Hua Hin Soi 94. Google Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ UPNRuHYGNJv GPS COORDINATES: N 12.588161 E 99.904915 (N 12 35.290 E 99 54.295) Directions to run site: From Hua Hin: Map Link https://goo.gl/maps/X3F7oG9te3s From Train Station drive south towards Soi 88 and then turn RIGHT over railway and then first LEFT and after 100 m bear RIGHT and continue
to cross roads. Turn RIGHT on to Soi 94 and drive 1.3 km and turn LEFT. Drive to end of concrete road then turn RIGHT to run site. Directions to run site: From Cha-Am using the bypass (Route AH2/37): Map Link https://goo.gl/ maps/ScvGucVBcD22 Travel SOUTH from Cha-Am and exit LEFT at the Pala-U Road Flyover and head EAST for 5.8 km towards Hua Hin and turn LEFT onto Route 2004 (Siam Old Teak) travel 1.8 km and turn LEFT. Continue for a further 5 km and then turn RIGHT and then take first concrete road RIGHT and drive to the end and turn RIGHT to run site. Hash Tax: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free). Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.
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HUA HIN GOLF Butterfly Rock Golf society
RESULTS 1st August 2016 Lake View AB Strokeplay 18 entered 1st Susie Davies (Visitor) 84 - 13 = 71 2nd Michael Snakebite 80 - 06 = 74 3rd Gary Engleman 87 - 13 = 74 4th Andrew Reid 87 - 12 = 75 27th July 2016 Black Mountain Stableford 28 entered 1st Frank Hailstones 42 pts (13) 2nd Adrienne Fullerton 37 pts (12) 3rd Mark Gagliardi 36 pts (12) 4th Peter Hayes 36 pts (10)
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Results 29th July 2016 Springfield A + B Four Ball Best Ball 17 teams 1st Chuck Carriere, Harvey Russell 44pts 2nd Mats Jogin, Anna Sjogren 42pts 3rd Neung Chueanil, Pailin Humphrey 42pts 4th Phillipe Hattabe (G), Daniel Bechu 42pts fixtures 9th August 2016 Lake View Stableford 12th August 2016 Black Mountain Stableford
Fixtures 8th August 2016 Lakeview A&B Stableford 10th August 2016 Banyan Stableford
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Results 29th July 2016 Course AB Stableford 1st Reto Vorburger (5) 35pts 2nd Mike O’Brien (16) 34pts 3rd Rodger Teasdale (12) 33pts 4th Peter Tucker (10) 33pts 1st August 2016 Course AB Medal 1st Peter Tucker (10) 71net 2nd Reto Vorburger (5) 73 3rd Steve O’Brien (13) 78 4th Bill Evans (10) 78 FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday cha am golf club
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Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES No upcoming events
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you are interested in joining in, and thanks to Nigel for the results. 29th July 2016 11 entered 1st Barbara Anstee 40 pts (23) 2nd Chris Wilson 36 pts (21) 3rd Christa Maring (Visitor) 35 pts (24) 4th Ronnie Thorley 33 pts (18)
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hua hin soi 80 tuesday Pool League
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results Week 14 1st August 2016 Ae De Dang Bar 6 - 12 Sport Bar Anytime Bar 10 - 8 Sa Sa Bar Bar 80 Saloon 9 - 9 Pit’s Cafe Cheeky Monkey 13 - 5 Pat’s Place Dara Bar 7 - 11 TK Roadhouse Exotic Bar 4 - 14 Muan Bar Jaew Bar 6 - 12 Kom Hom Muan Bar 2 11 - 7 Jungle Juice The Connection 9 - 9 Robin Hood The Squealing Pig 14 - 4 Sunset Boulevard Fixtures Week 15 8th August 2016 Kom Hom v Jungle Juice Muan Bar v Jaew Bar Pat’s Place v Dara Bar Pit’s Cafe v Cheeky Monkey Robin Hood v The Squealing Pig Sa Sa Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Sport Bar v Anytime Bar Sunset Boulevard v Ae De Dang Bar The Connection v Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse v Exotic Bar
League Table Team Muan Bar Squealing Pig Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse Sunset B’vard Kom Hom Jungle Juice The Connection Sa Sa Bar Cheeky Monkey Anytime Bar Robin Hood Dara Bar Exotic Bar Jaew Bar Bar 80 Saloon Sport Bar Pat’s Place Pit’s Cafe Ae De Dang Bar
P 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 13 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 14 13 14 14 14
W 13 11 11 10 9 8 7 5 6 6 5 4 4 3 4 4 4 4 2 1
D L +/- Pts 1 0 124 27 2 1 66 24 1 2 74 23 0 4 46 20 2 3 38 20 3 3 26 19 3 4 22 17 3 5 -4 13 1 7 -6 13 1 7 -12 13 2 7 -14 12 3 7 -8 11 3 7 -17 11 4 7 -24 10 2 8 -36 10 1 9 -38 9 0 9 -46 8 0 10 -50 8 3 9 -58 7 1 12 -83 3
hua hin khao takiab super Pool League
results Week 25 28th July 2016 Anytime Bar 13 - 8 JJ Sport Bar Bobby’s Boys 6 - 15 Sasa Bar Drink & Shelter 5 - 16 Mucky Duck Maria Bar 12 - 9 TK Roadhouse Muan Bar 17 - 4 Exotic Bar The Dream 10 - 11 Lanla Bar Vinyl an Rose 10 - 11 Bobby’s Birds
League Table Team Muan Bar Mucky Duck Maria Bar TK Roadhouse Vinyl an Rose Lanla Bar Bobby’s Boys Drink & Shelter Exotic Bar Sasa Bar JJ Sport Bar Anytime Bar Bobby’s Birds The Dream
P 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25
W 25 20 18 18 13 12 11 10 10 10 8 7 7 6
L 0 5 7 7 12 13 14 15 15 15 17 18 18 19
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Fixtures Week 8 9th August 2016 Cheeky Monkey v Mona Bar Euro 2 Bar v Miss U Bar Hua Hin Bar v J.J. Sports Hut Bar v Exotic Bar Laila Bar v Robin Hood Mint Bar v Bar 80 Saloon League Table Team Cheeky Monkey Mona Bar Exotic Bar Hua Hin Bar Robin Hood Bar 80 Saloon Hut Bar Mint Bar J.J. Sports Miss U Bar Euro 2 Bar Laila Bar
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L +/- Pts 0 28 14 1 18 11 1 12 9 2 10 8 2 6 8 2 16 7 3 20 6 4 -6 4 4 -16 4 3 -16 4 6 -46 2 5 -26 1
P W D 5 5 0 5 4 1 5 4 0 5 4 0 5 3 1 5 4 0 5 2 0 5 2 0 5 3 0 5 3 0 5 0 3 5 1 1 5 0 1 5 0 1 5 0 0 5 1 0
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results Week 7 2nd August 2016 Bar 80 Saloon 12 - 6 Hua Hin Bar Exotic Bar 12 - 6 Euro 2 Bar J.J. Sports 4 - 14 Hut Bar Miss U Bar v Laila Bar n/a Mona Bar 11 - 7 Mint Bar Robin Hood 8 - 10 Cheeky Monkey
Pts 385 324 308 295 269 255 246 246 236 235 234 218 215 209
results Week 5 28th July 2016 Bar 80 Saloon 13 - 7 Hut Bar Connections Cafe 14 - 6 Mr Dan’s Dara Bar 13 - 7 MasterCues Bar Hua Hin Bar 8 - 12 Pit’s Cafe Jaew Bar 3 - 17 Komhom Bar Mint Bar 8 - 12 Squealing Pig Robin Hood 15 - 5 Coopers 94 The Breeze 13 - 7 Mona Bar Fixtures Week 7 11th August 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Mr Dan’s Connections Cafe v Coopers 94 Dara Bar v Squealing Pig Jaew Bar v Pit’s Cafe MasterCues Bar v Hut Bar Mint Bar v Komhom Bar Robin Hood v Mona Bar The Breeze v Hua Hin Bar
League Table Team Robin Hood Komhom Bar Squealing Pig Pit’s Cafe Bar 80 Saloon Dara Bar Coopers 94 Connections MasterCues Mr Dan’s Mona Bar Hua Hin Bar Mint Bar Hut Bar Jaew Bar The Breeze
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results Week 14 3rd August 2016 All Nations GH 9 - 10 Jungle Juice A Bentho Bar 11 - 8 JW Black JW Red 8 - 11 Tiger Bar Limelight 8 - 11 Pink Panther Cato Pink Panther Clouseau 8 - 11 King Bar A N & G - no game
results Week 4 3rd August 2016 Bar 80 Saloon 9 - 11 Sabai Bar Cooper’s Beer Garden 9 - 11 Pit’s Cafe Jaew Bar 2 - 18 Infinity Bar Kom Hom Bar 7 - 13 Robin Hood Lucky Shot 17 - 3 Cheeky Monkey The Breeze 9 - 11 Home
Fixtures Week 15 10th August 2016 JW Black v All Nations GH King Bar A v Limelight N & G v JW Red Pink Panther Cato v Bentho Bar Tiger Bar v Pink Panther Clouseau Jungle Juice A - no game
Fixtures Week 5 10th August 2016 Cheeky Monkey v Jaew Bar Home v Kom Hom Bar Infinity Bar v The Breeze Pit’s Cafe v Bar 80 Saloon Robin Hood v Cooper’s Beer Garden Sabai Bar v Lucky Shot
League Table
League Table
Team Pink Panther Cato Jungle Juice A King Bar A Limelight Tiger Bar JW Red Bentho Bar JW Black N&G All Nations GH Pk Pnthr Clouseau
P 12 13 12 12 12 13 13 12 11 12 12
W 11 9 7 6 6 6 6 5 5 4 2
L 1 4 5 6 6 7 7 7 6 8 10
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Pts 22 18 14 12 12 12 12 10 10 8 4
Team Robin Hood Pit’s Cafe Infinity Bar Kom Hom Bar Lucky Shot Cooper’s 94 Home Sabai Bar Cheeky Monkey Jaew Bar Bar 80 Saloon The Breeze
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results Week 5 2nd August 2016 Blue Lagoon 1 8 - 10 Robin’s Rest CAT Karaoke v Jungle Juice n/a Urs Treff CHA AM 15 - 2 Johnny’s 56 Fixtures Week 6 9th August 2016 CAT Karaoke v Blue Lagoon 1 Jungle Juice v Johnny’s 56 Urs Treff CHA AM v Robin’s Rest League Table
P W D 4 4 0 4 3 1 4 2 2 4 3 0 4 2 1 4 2 0 4 1 1 4 1 0 3 1 0 4 1 0 3 0 1 4 0 0
L 0 0 0 1 1 2 2 3 2 3 2 4
+/- Pts 36 8 8 7 18 6 14 6 26 5 10 4 -14 3 -8 2 -14 2 -38 2 -4 1 -34 0
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results Week 3 3rd August 2016 Bobby’s Beauties 8 - 12 T.K. Roadhouse Master Cues 9 - 11 Muan Bar Mucky Duck 12 - 8 Bobby’s Bangers Pat’s Place 15 - 5 Tik’s Bar Sunset Boulevard 10 - 10 Dara’s Bar The Squealing Pig 15 - 5 Sea U Bar Fixtures Week 4 10th August 2016 Bobby’s Beauties v Sunset Boulevard Dara’s Bar v Pat’s Place Muan Bar v Bobby’s Bangers T.K. Roadhouse v Master Cues The Squealing Pig v Mucky Duck Tik’s Bar v Sea U Barr
League Table Team Squealing Pig TK Roadhouse Muan Bar Master Cues Pat’s Place Sunset B’vard Mucky Duck Dara’s Bar Bobby’s B’ties Sea U Bar Bobby’s Bngrs Tik’s Bar
P W D 3 3 0 3 3 0 3 2 1 3 2 0 3 2 0 3 1 1 3 1 0 3 0 2 3 1 0 3 1 0 3 0 0 3 0 0
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Pts 6 6 5 4 4 3 2 2 2 2 0 0
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P W D 4 4 0 5 3 1 4 2 0 5 2 0 5 1 1 5 1 0
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F 47 54 38 37 30 23
A 19 33 24 47 52 54
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FIXTURES Week 6 29th July 2016 Anytime Bar10-15Mucky Duck Exotic Bar10-15TK Roadhouse JNB11-14Robin Hood Jungle Juice15-10Pats Place Muan Bar14-11The Connection Spots10-15Waring Bar
results Week 19 29th July 2016 Johnnie’s 56 6 - 2 Spots Pool Bar 2 Lucky Shot B 5 - 3 Cheeky Monkey Maria Bar 1 7 - 1 Coopers Beer Garden Master Cues 3 - 5 TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck 7 - 1 Hua Hin Miss You Robin Hood 4 - 4 Lucky Shot A Spots Pool Bar 1 4 - 4 Infinity Bar P 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19
W 17 14 13 13 11 11 9 8 6 6 6 3 3 0
D 1 2 2 1 5 2 1 3 4 1 1 1 1 1
L 1 3 4 5 3 6 9 8 9 12 12 15 15 18
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fixtures Week 20 5th August 2016 Cheeky Monkey v Lucky Shot A Coopers Beer Garden v Master Cues Hua Hin Miss You v Maria Bar 1 Infinity Bar v Mucky Duck Lucky Shot B v Spots Pool Bar 1 Spots Pool Bar 2 v Robin Hood TK Roadhouse v Johnnie’s 56
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Week 221 12th August 2016 Cheeky Monkey v Lucky Shot A Coopers Beer Garden v Master Cues Hua Hin Miss You v Maria Bar 1 Infinity Bar v Mucky Duck Lucky Shot B v Spots Pool Bar 1 Spots Pool Bar 2 v Robin Hood TK Roadhouse v Johnnie’s 56
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League Table Team Robin Hood Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 1 Spots 1 Infinity Bar TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Lucky Shot B Cheeky Monkey Master Cues Johnnie’s 56 Spots 2 HHin Miss You Coopers 94
LUCKY SHOT BAR
Pts 35 30 28 27 27 24 19 19 16 13 13 7 7 1
Team Mucky Duck Robin Hood Muan Bar TK Roadhouse JNB Spots Jungle Juice Exotic Bar Waring Bar Anytime Bar Pats Place The Connection
P 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6
W 5 4 4 5 3 3 3 3 2 2 1 1
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L 1 2 2 1 3 3 3 3 4 4 5 5
FIXTURES Week 7 5th August 2016 JNB v Spots Muan Bar v Waring Bar Mucky Duck v Exotic Bar Pats Place v Anytime Bar Robin Hood v The Connection TK Roadhouse v Jungle Juice Week 8 12th August 2016 Anytime Bar v Robin Hood JNB v Muan Bar Jungle Juice v Mucky Duck Spots v Pats Place The Connection v TK Roadhouse Waring Bar v Exotic Bar
+/- Pts 38 94 28 89 22 86 20 85 0 75 0 75 -2 74 -6 72 -14 68 -28 61 -28 61 -30 60
hua hin city F.C
results Saturday 30th July 2016 Hua Hin City 0 - 1 Nonthaburi FIXTURES Saturday 6th August 2016 Thonburi City v Hua Hin City 18:00 Thai Division 2 Western Region League Table TEAM Simork Ratchaphruek Samut Sakhon Krung Thonburi BTU United Chumphon Nonthaburi Hua Hin City Assumption Utd Muangkan Utd IPE Sam Sakhon Thonburi City
P 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17
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D L GD 5 3 +15 2 5 +14 2 5 +4 5 4 +13 5 4 +10 4 6 +4 3 7 −2 6 6 −2 6 7 −8 3 9 −13 3 11 −14 4 11 −21
PTs 32 32 32 29 29 25 24 21 18 18 12 10
Hua Hin City F. C. is the local professional team formed in 2011, playing their matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Takiab.
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(all times Thailand) Saturday 6th August 2016 CHAMPIONSHIP Fulham v Newcastle 01:45 Birmingham v Cardiff 21:00 Blackburn v Norwich 21:00 Bristol City v Wigan 21:00 Derby v Brighton 21:00 Huddersfield v Brentford 21:00 Ipswich v Barnsley 21:00 Nottm Forest v Burton 21:00 Reading v Preston 21:00 Rotherham v Wolves 21:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Rangers v Hamilton 18:30 Kilmarnock v Motherwell 21:00 Partick Thistle v Inverness CT 21:00 Ross County v Dundee 21:00 Sunday 7th August 2016 THE FA COMMUNITY SHIELD Leicester v Man Utd 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP QPR v Leeds 18:00 Sheff Wed v Aston Villa 22:30 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP St Johnstone v Aberdeen 18:15 Hearts v Celtic 20:15 fantasy premier league
We will be running the AWOL Challenge Fantasy League again this season, but some technical glitches on the Fantasy League website have meant that so far we have been unable to log in and set the league up again. We are working with the website to try to sort these problems out but if all else fails we may have to create a new account and set up a new league from scratch. Please follow our Facebook Page (AWOLExpat) for updates on the situation, but to be sure you are added to the league in case we need to set up a new account, please send an email to us from the email address you use for the Fantasy Premier League with your team name as set up on the website for the new season. If we are able to access our original account, teams that were in previous seasons will be added automatically unless the system has been altered, but if it has been, we will have the full list from previous seasons and will be able to notify players. We will print full details of the new Fantasy League in next week’s AWOL, as well as posting to our Facebook page with what has happened and is happening.
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Leicester City have given unlimited transfer funds to manager Claudio Ranieri as he looks to strengthen his squad for their Premier League title defence. (Sun) Arsenal will not let 26-year-old Kieran Gibbs go on loan to Premier League rivals West Ham, who want an experienced left-back to cover for the injured Aaron Cresswell. (Sun) The Hammers are also considering a £7m move for 31-year-old Germany striker Mario Gomez, who says he wants to leave Besiktas because of the political situation in Turkey. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea have told Everton that their next bid for striker Romelu Lukaku, 23, will be a takeit-or-leave-it offer. The Blues sold Lukaku to Everton two years ago and Everton are adamant they will not sell for less than £75m. (The Times - subscription required) Swansea’s Wales international captain Ashley Williams, 31, is on the brink of a £10m move to Everton. (South Wales Evening Post) Meanwhile, the Swans are ready to step up their interest in Tottenham winger Nacer Chadli, 26, and Leicester striker Leonardo Ulloa, 30. (Daily Mirror)
Manchester United’s former Germany midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger, 32, has been training with the club’s under-23 squad as speculation about his future continues. (Manchester Evening News) Hull City aim to conclude their search for a successor to Steve Bruce as manager by midweek, but will face stiff resistance if they pursue their interest in Wales boss Chris Coleman. (Hull Daily Mail) However, the Tigers are also considering former Chelsea forward and West Ham manager Gianfranco Zola. (Daily Star) Chelsea’s Eden Hazard is likely to be played in a central role, behind the Blues’ main striker, by new manager Antonio Conte. (Daily Mail) Stoke boss Mark Hughes says he wanted to experiment with wing-backs to make his players more tactically flexible for the new season. (Stoke Sentinel)
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Pokemon Go to replace golf at Rio Olympics
brazil Following a number of top golfers pulling out of the Rio games, organisers have decided to cut the sport from the Olympics and replace it with Pokemon Go. “It is clear that the introduction of golf into the games has not been welcome,” said an Olympics official, after yet another golfer announced they would not be travelling to Rio. “So, it seems the sensible thing to do is to introduce a sport that has proved universally popular; Pokemon Go.” Top Pokemon Go players like that spotty bloke from IT and little Suzie from next door are already in training to try and make the games. However, they will have to deal with strict new tournament rules. “No Pokemon gyms, only Pokemon caught in the arena will be scored, and there will be regular checks to make sure that no one
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Left: Pikachus have already started arriving in Rio de Janeiro ahead of the games, following the announcement interferes with the competitor’s Pokeballs,” said the official. Rory McIlroy reiterated his very clear view on the introduction of golf to the Olympics. He told reporters, “I don’t believe that the Olympic Games should or needs to introduce these non-traditional sports like golf, they cheapen the ethos of the games, and I’ll have nothing to do with it.” There was a brief pause while Mr McIlroy was told of the latest developments. “What? Are they doing Pokemon Go? I’m brilliant at that, I’ve just caught a Jigglepuff. “Balls to the Zika virus, get me on that plane.”
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