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par for the course two months of cheaper golf hua hin, THAILAND The 15th annual Hua Hin and Cha Am Golf Festival starts this coming week, as the months of August and September see reduced green fees across nine of the courses in the area. Golf has been the backbone of tourism in the region for many years, with some extremely high quality courses included in the festival. The courses and offers in question are as folows (special tournament date and price in brackets): Imperial Lake View (Sunday 31st July, 1600 baht) Kaeng Krachan (Sunday 14th August, 1600 baht) Majestic Creek (Sunday 21st August, 1600 baht) Springfield (Sunday 28th August, 1600 baht) Palm Hills (Sunday 4th September, 1600 baht) Royal Hua Hin (Sunday 25th September, 1600 baht) Sea Pines (Suanson Pradipat) (Sunday 2nd October, 1600 baht) All the above are offering green fees at 1,000 baht per round plus 300 baht caddy fee, except on tournament days. The other two courses involved are Black Mountain (Sunday 18th September, 2400 baht) and Banyan (Sunday 11th September, 2400 baht), whose green fees are 1,800 baht per round plus 300 baht caddy fee. The opening ceremony and the first of the nine Sunday tournaments will be held at Imperial Lake View on Sunday 31st July (dates and prices of the other matches in brackets after each course), with the closing ceremony and final match being held at Sea Pines (Suanson Pradipat) on 2nd October 2016. The final tournament will be between the winners of the previous eight tournaments. Readers are advised to contact the golf courses direct for further information and for booking tee times.
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Property for sale Two Bed House For Rent Or Sale Soi 102. Fully furnished, internet connection, cable tv, laundry machine. Space to park car & motor bike inside. Location over railway tracks soi 102 600 meters after 7 eleven turn left. Rent : 12,000 p.m. Sale: 3.2 mill o.t.o. Tel 087 169 8440 eng 085 293 3843 thai Condotel Taweeporn – Quiet one bed apartment, 55 sq.m, beautifully fully furnished. Completely full open or full closed balcony, two air-cons, three ceiling fans and a TV. Ready to move in, and fantastic rental opportunities. Resort has a beautiful full length pool, gymnasium, cafe and garden. Price reduced to 2.3m baht. Please call 087 881 4767 (Eng.) or 085 190 1669 (Thai) or go to the online AWOL Classifieds for more details and pictures. Studio Apartment in Khao Takiab for sale. A great investment opportunity with a yield of 10%. This apartment is in Baan Plean Ploen in Khao Takiab. This 30 square meter apartment on the 3rd floor facing the swimming pool is fully furnished with free communal swimming pool fitness and Wifi, and TV with True Visions. 30 metres to the local beach and the green bus to Hua Hin is nearby. For sale for 1.85m or I will accept a reasonable offer. It rents for 15,000 per month. Email chris.b@btinternet. com or call 090 996 4731 townhouse for sale or rent, 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, internet, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave), parking for 1 car, long term or short term, ready to move in. Rent 10,000 baht a month, sale 1.7 m baht. Call Ja on 083 316 6424 plot of land for sale, half a rai at Nong Heing, with spectacular mountain and golf course views, near international school and water park. Tel. 086 169 1978 FOR SALE 85 sqm 2 bed, 2 bath condo in The Breeze Kao Takiab. Baht 5.2 million. Best deal in the area. Tel: Peter 0982755966 Email: peter@easycarhuahin.com Condo For Sale 50 sqm 5 minutes night market, mountain and sea views. Part furnished to include fitted kitchen with electric hob and hood, air-con unit and water heater. Resort has swimming pool, fitness room and 24hr security. Price: 2.1m baht. Please contact ALANH07@LIVE.COM or call 062 278 3277 land for sale in prestigious area, mountain views, well maintained street. One Rai, gentle slope, 4km from Hua Hin centre off soi 56. Offers considered around 2.9 million baht. Please call 087 719 7388 large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.
Property wanted Long term accommodation required to rent from November in central Hua Hin. 2 bed or spacious 1 bed furnished condo. Gym, pool and internet essential. Phone 063 410 0280
commercial property sunrise coast commercial properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.
property for Rent pool villa for rent. 3 Bed, 3 Bath, very private, nice garden, large pool, outdoor dining, free water, free cable TV, unlimited high speed internet. 4km from Hua Hin centre. 38,000 baht per month. Call 087 719 7388 TO LET 2-bed unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English).
TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information
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REVERSE CHARGE CALLS The list below is the free number you need to call to connect to an operator of that country to request the reverse charge call. ARGENTINA 001-999-54-1000/ 2000 AUSTRALIA 001-999-61-1000/2000 AUSTRIA 001-800-28787421 BAHRAIN 001-999-973-1000 BRUNEI 001-999-673-1000 CANADA 001-999-15-1000/2000 DENMARK 001-999-45-1000 FRANCE 001-999-33-1000 GERMANY 001-999-49-1000 HAWAII 001-800-865-8424 HONG KONG 001-999-852-1086 INDONESIA 001-999-62-1000/2000 ISRAEL 001-999-972-1000/ 2000 ITALY 001-999-39-1000 JAPAN 001-999-811-0051 KOREA 001-999-82-1000/2000/2001 MACAU 001-999-853-1000 MALAYSIA 001-999-60-1000/4000/4001 MALTA 001-999-356-1000 MEXICO 001-999-52-1000 NEPAL 001-800-977-1-9999 NETHERLANDS 001-999-31-1035 NEW ZEALAND 001-999-64-1066 PHILIPPINES 001-999-63-1000/3000/6000 PORTUGAL 001-999-351-1000 RUSSIA 001-999-7-1000 SINGAPORE 001-999-65-0000/2008 SOUTH AFRICA 001-999-27-1000 SPAIN 001-999-34-1066 TAIWAN 001-999-886-1000 U.A.E. 001-999-971-1000 U.K. 001-999-44-1066 U.S.A. 001-999-1-1111/2001/2002 AWOL would like to thank the staff at CAT in Hua Hin for providing the above numbers. FREE CALLS If your mobile phone or device and that of the person you are calling supports it, you can use a number of apps to make free calls anywhere, with the best known being Skype and Viber. cheap calls The mobile phone operators offer special numbers to prefix an international number to get cheap rate international calls. More information call True 1331 AIS 1175 DTAC 1678
Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Hua Hin Tourist Police 032 516 219 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 520 617 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TOT Call Centre 1100 TT&T 032 532 018 3BB 032-900020-1, 086-0127273 3BB Call Centre 1530 CAT 032 511 350 Alcoholics Anonymous 0870 620 098 Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928
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Local Consular Representatives CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org
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and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas the lexicon of love? Anyone listening to last weeks speech by Ivanka Trump, in support of her fathers bid to become the next US President, could be forgiven for becoming carried away by her praise and enthusiasm. While Trump opponents have called him, amongst other things, a bully and narcissist, Ivanka exuded praise for her fathers humanity, along with his fairness, business acumen, and principles. It was a well delivered speech which didn’t appear to plagiarise anything said previously by Mrs Obama, and so sincere that you had to shake yourself to remember that not only was she talking about her father, but also about her employer and the empire in which she has a vested interest. Meanwhile those opponents who accuse Trump of narcissism cite the way in which his name is emblazoned large on Trump Towers and his private helicopter. You have to wonder whether Mrs Trump also bears that mark of ownership. Perhaps in the form of a tattoo? While you ponder the best place for someone to have the word ‘trump’ tattooed let’s take a look at what was happening on July 29th 1981. That was the day when the marriage of Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer grabbed world attention. It was also a good day in Britain as we were given the day off as an extra bank holiday, which in the summer is nothing to be sneezed at. Of course we know how it all ended, but even the death of Diana now seems to be in the dim and distant past. Even her burial place, on a private island in a lake at her childhood home, is said to have become neglected and overgrown. But not for much longer. The latest mistress of Althorp Hall, Lady Karen, who married Dianas’ brother Charles in 2011, is on a mission to modernise the crumbling pile, which will reportedly include smartening up the island. Throw in a few pedalos and that could become a nice little earner. In 1987 July 29th was the day on which Mrs Thatcher and President Mitterrand signed the agreement to build the Channel Tunnel. What a shame that 29 years later holiday makers have been facing 10 hour delays at Dover to get into the thing. Finally, despite having much more pressing things to worry about right now, the UK government has announced that it is to ban all Latin abbreviations from it’s GOV.UK websites. So in the interests of plain English there will be no more CV’s, ie’s, eg’s etc. The list of abbreviations has endless potential, and GOV.UK will have to use lengthy alternatives, not to mention the translations from Latin to English, for things like ‘am’
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and ‘pm’, which does seem a bit silly. But we do have a serious problem with migrant workers in important jobs who apparently can’t always understand what is said to them in English, let alone Latin, eg those in the medical profession. The kind of people we wouldn’t want to be confusing their examples with their eggs, or their curriculum vitae with their cardiovasculars. Yet at the same time migrant workers - including many whose first language is English - have to be familiar with the growing raft of workplace jargon for which government is largely responsible. One good example of jargon occurred in a report from a department of the Hull City Council, and had to be queried by a puzzled Councillor. The report contained a reference to ‘handraulic’ work, aka ‘manual’. Now there’s a good one for your CV - Handraulic Worker - it has to be up there with Domestic Management doesn’t it?
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Welcome to our collaborative section with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every day Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and you will find these below. If you know of an event, activity or regular happening that is not listed here or in our Balloon Chasers section, please get in touch by email to either AWOL (submissions@awolonline.net or Surf 102.5 FM (surf102.5fm@gmail.com) or via either of the respective Facebook pages; AWOLexpat or Surf102.5. new & Upcoming Rescue Paws is a non-profit organization based in Hua Hin dedicated to helping and improving the lives of Thailand’s stray animal population. Find out more on their website rescuepawsasia.org or Facebook page RescuePawsThailand trash hero hua hin now every Sunday at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their eponymous Facebook page for weekly details. Ongoing HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking is your hobby you can join an international group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Each one of the members in the group has a chance to host a dinner party in his/her home for the other members. If you love cooking and like to make new friends you should
join. You do not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 562290 Dusit Thani Hua Hin Soccer Academy: exercise and professional football coaching for kids. Hua Hin Hash house Harriers every Saturday around the area. (see p22) Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening
surf 102.5 fm schedule The Breakfast Show with Steve Johnston Mon. to Fri. 7:30 - 10:00 including the daily prize game, the Surfboard Challenge Asia Pop 40 with Dom Lau Sat. 09:00 - 12:00, Sun. 15:00 - 18:00 Tue. 21:00 - 24:00
“Something On The Radio” with James Ross Sun., Wed., Fri. 21:00-23:00
LA Spinz with Peter Reynolds Mon., Wed., Fri. 19:30 Q Burn Rocks On with Peter Antony Fri. 23:00
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ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS If you want to drink, that’s your business, if you want to stop, we can help.
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Let’s Eat RESTAURANT Open 9am to 9pm English Breakfast and Thai Food Soi 3 Khao Takiab (next to 7-11) Call 082 294 5602
Each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? Every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Two or three letters are already in place to get you started. Use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.
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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. recently added and coming soon the palm bistro, soi 88; Join their Sunday Lunch Club and start earn ing a free Sunday Roast (see ad p3) coopers 94, Soi 94; Coopers International Quiz Night is back in the new Coopers Bar. Last Monday of the month, 7:30 start with quiz master Andy G. Complimentary food at the break and prize for the winners. Still on Soi 94 but next door to the Chinese Restaurant and next to the Spa. All welcome. Come along and have some fun. Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road; quiz night on Tuesday night every week. Quiz master Andy G at the helm and the quiz starts at 7:30 sharp. All welcome mucky duck, Soi 88/94; INDIAN NIGHT Tuesday 2nd August - Chicken Balti & Aubergine Dahl, Pilau Rice & Naan Bread 150 baht Please make a reservation (see ad back page) king bar, Soi Binthabaht; Quiz second Monday of every month (next one Monday 8th August at 7.30 pm) please note this is a change from previously. Free entry, food and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome. Regular Events
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Baan Silapin artist village, Pala U Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; FREE Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. British Breakfast all day, Only 119 bt. dizzy dolphin, Soi Samorphong; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/65 baht. Live band every Friday from 8pm. double d, Soi 6; Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht. Dream Restaurant & Bar, Soi 88; Every Friday from 6pm Buffet featuring Swedish, Thai and European food, just 279 baht. Also have pizzas and kebabs. father teds, Damnoernkasem Road; Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p13 for details. Kom Hom, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 6th August) - call 085 294 1319 for details passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for
Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p9) red piano, Soi Kanjanomai; Free flow Fridays - every Friday between 6 and 8pm free flow wine for 499 baht per person plus complimentary food boards including tapas, cold cuts, Indian platter and cheeses. Summer Special drinks promotion every day from 12 until 4pm - 99 baht for any of the special smoothies, shakes and other listed drinks. Spots pool bar, Soi 88; Draft Singha and Leo just 65 baht. Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one is on Tuesday 16th August). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. thaiwaii bar and restaurant, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) Nit’s Kitchen, Soi 94 Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.
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hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!
The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hour’s. run/walk in the surrounding countryside followed by a social gathering. lf you would like to come along then visit our website http// www.h2h3-cah3.weebly.com or Facebook at wwwfacebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. Please note that people attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 30th July 2016 Meeting @ 4:30 pm. Cha-Am Hash #289 Location: Hua Hin, 1.6km off of Pala U Road Directions: From Hua Hin: Go west on Pala U Road for about 5.5km until you see a Family Mart on the right. Use your odometer as you cannot depend on distance markers that do not exist in many places. You should see an HHH sign near the Family Mart for a right turn. After making the turn, go about 1/2km and look for HHH sign on your left. Turn left and drive for 1 km to the car park in open field near newer houses on the right. From Cha Am: (A) Follow the klong road south until it merges with Pala U road where you turn
right and go about 3.5 or 4 km to the Family Mart and the right turn. (B) take the bypass south to the exit for Hua Hin on the Pala U road. Go along Pala U road for about 5 km and turn left at Family mart. Continue following directions as if coming from Hua Hin. GPS COORDINATES: N 12° 35.211’ E 099° 54. 287’ Hares: Rubber Duck & Cathusalem HASH TAX: Adult Hashers 50 Baht, Hashers 8 thru 18 years old 25 Baht. Please place money in an envelope, write your names on the outside together with amount enclosed, seal it and place in drop box provided. First time virgin & visiting hashers FREE. ON AFTER: We’ll be going to AUM’s restaurant. From the car park go about 1 km to ‘T’ junction where you earlier took a left turn. Then go along maybe 200 meters and find AUM’s on the right. Questions? Call Rubber Duck if you have any questions. Grand Master and the lead hare for this run. 0825073167 or 0959596114 You may also e-mail him at ‘ericoates66@yahoo. com’
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RESULTS 25th July 2016 Lake View AB Stableford 18 entered 1st Susie Davies (Visitor) 36 pts (14) 2nd Gary Engleman 34 pts (13) 3rd Mark Simpson 33 pts (14) 4th Michael O’Hehir 33 pts (22)
Results 26th July 2016 Sea Pines Stableford 21 entered 1st Robert Elliot 40 pts (10) 2nd Jonas Loostrom 34 pts (18) 3rd Huub Korver 29 pts (07) 4th Chuck Carriere 29 pts (12)
Results 22nd July 2016 Stableford Course AB 1st Steve O’Brien (13) 41pts 2nd Rodger Teasdale (11) 36pts 3rd Bill Evans (10) 35pts 4th Peter Tucker (10) 34pts
20th July 2016 Springfield AB Stableford 28 entered 1st Derek Lindsay 36 pts (15) 2nd Richard Greene 36 pts (17) 3rd Adrienne Fullerton 36 pts (12) 4th Gerry Paget 36 pts (06)
22nd July 2016 Banyan Stableford 27 entered 1st Anne Dorkjan 39 pts (24) 2nd Hubert Maldonado 38 pts (13) 3rd Rob Prudon 37 pts (23) 4th Neil Henderson 36 pts (08)
25th July 2016 Stableford Course AB 1st Gary Ross (19) 36pts 2nd Bill Evans (10) 34pts 3rd Reto Vorburger (5) 32pts 4th Mike O’Brien (16) 32pts
Fixtures 1st August 2016 Lakeview A&B Mthly Medal 3rd August 2016 Palm Hills Stableford ronnie’s roll up
Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you are interested in joining in, and thanks to Nigel for the results. 22nd July 2016 11 entered 1st Christa Maring (Visitor) 34 pts (25) 2nd Phil Davies (Visitor) 33 pts (15) 3rd Barbara Anstee 33 pts (23) 4th Susie Davies (Visitor) 32 pts (19)
fixtures 2nd August 2016 Banyan (2 tee) Captains day 5th August Royal Hua Hin Stableford
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hua hin/khao takiab ladies Pool League
results Week 13 25th July 2016 Jungle Juice 11 - 7 Jaew Bar Kom Hom 10 - 8 Exotic Bar Muan Bar 13 - 5 Dara Bar Pat’s Place 8 - 10 Bar 80 Saloon Pit’s Cafe 9 - 9 Anytime Bar Robin Hood 4 - 14 Muan Bar 2 Sa Sa Bar 14 - 4 Ae De Dang Bar Sport Bar 5 - 13 The Squealing Pig Sunset Boulevard 14 - 4 The Connection TK Roadhouse 13 - 5 Cheeky Monkey Fixtures Week 14 1st August 2016 Ae De Dang Bar v Sport Bar Anytime Bar v Sa Sa Bar Bar 80 Saloon v Pit’s Cafe Cheeky Monkey v Pat’s Place Dara Bar v TK Roadhouse Exotic Bar v Muan Bar Jaew Bar v Kom Hom Muan Bar 2 v Jungle Juice The Connection v Robin Hood The Squealing Pig v Sunset Boulevard
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P 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 12 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 12 13 13
W 12 10 10 9 9 7 7 6 5 4 5 4 3 4 4 4 4 3 2 1
D L 1 0 2 1 1 2 2 2 0 4 3 3 3 3 1 6 2 5 3 6 1 7 2 7 4 6 2 7 2 7 0 9 0 9 0 9 2 9 1 11
results Week 24 21st July 2016 Bobby’s Birds 15 - 6 Bobby’s Boys JJ Sport Bar 12 - 9 Exotic Bar Lanla Bar 11 - 10 Vinyl an Rose Muan Bar 16 - 5 Maria Bar Mucky Duck 15 - 6 Anytime Bar Sasa Bar 9 - 12 Drink & Shelter TK Roadhouse 14 - 7 The Dream Fixtures Week 26 4th August 2016 Bobby’s Birds v The Dream Exotic Bar v Anytime Bar JJ Sport Bar v Drink & Shelter Lanla Bar v Maria Bar Mucky Duck v Bobby’s Boys Sasa Bar v Vinyl an Rose TK Roadhouse v Muan Bar
+/- Pts 114 25 56 22 70 21 48 20 42 18 26 17 20 17 -4 13 -4 12 -13 11 -20 11 -8 10 -14 10 -16 10 -30 10 -38 8 -42 8 -52 6 -58 6 -77 3
Team Muan Bar Mucky Duck Maria Bar TK Roadhouse Vinyl an Rose Lanla Bar Drink & Shelter Bobby’s Boys Exotic Bar JJ Sport Bar Sasa Bar Anytime Bar Bobby’s Birds The Dream
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W 24 19 17 18 13 11 10 11 10 8 9 6 6 6
L 0 5 7 6 11 13 14 13 14 16 15 18 18 18
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thursday friendly Pool League
results Week 4 21st July 2016 Bar 80 Saloon 14 - 6 Dara Bar Coopers 94 15 - 5 Jaew Bar Hut Bar 4 - 16 Pit’s Cafe Komhom Bar 19 - 1 The Breeze MasterCues Bar 11 - 9 Connections Cafe Mona Bar 10 - 10 Hua Hin Bar Mr Dan’s 11 - 9 Mint Bar Squealing Pig 7 - 13 Robin Hood Fixtures Week 6 4th August 2016 Coopers 94 v Mint Bar Hut Bar v Hua Hin Bar Komhom Bar v Robin Hood MasterCues Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Mona Bar v Jaew Bar Mr Dan’s v Dara Bar Pit’s Cafe v The Breeze Squealing Pig v Connections Cafe
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League Table Team Muan Bar Squealing Pig Muan Bar 2 Sunset B’vard TK Roadhouse Jungle Juice Kom Hom Sa Sa Bar The Connection Dara Bar Cheeky Monkey Robin Hood Exotic Bar Anytime Bar Jaew Bar Bar 80 Saloon Pat’s Place Sport Bar Pit’s Cafe Ae De Dang Bar
hua hin khao takiab super Pool League
Pts 368 308 296 286 259 244 241 240 232 226 220 205 204 199
League Table Team Robin Hood Komhom Bar Squealing Pig Pit’s Cafe Coopers 94 Bar 80 Saloon Dara Bar MasterCues Mr Dan’s Mona Bar Hua Hin Bar Connections Mint Bar Hut Bar Jaew Bar The Breeze
P W D 4 4 0 4 3 1 4 3 0 4 3 0 4 2 0 4 2 1 4 3 0 4 3 0 4 3 0 4 0 3 4 1 1 4 1 0 4 0 1 4 0 1 4 0 0 4 0 0
L 0 0 1 1 2 1 1 1 1 1 2 3 3 3 4 4
+/42 28 24 10 12 2 0 0 -6 -4 -8 -8 -8 -18 -20 -46
Pts 69 61 58 51 50 46 46 46 43 41 39 38 37 32 30 17
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hua hin wednesday Pool League
HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE
results Week 13 27th July 2016 JW Black 12 - 7 Limelight Jungle Juice A 12 - 7 Bentho Bar King Bar A 11 - 8 JW Red Pink Panther Cato 12 - 7 P Panther Clouseau Tiger Bar 16 - 3 N & G (played early) All Nations GH - no game
results Week 3 27th July 2016 Cheeky Monkey v Bar 80 Saloon n/a Home 9 - 11 Jaew Bar Infinity Bar 10 - 10 Lucky Shot Kom Hom Bar 13 - 7 Cooper’s 94 Robin Hood 16 - 4 The Breeze Sabai Bar 9 - 11 Pit’s Cafe
Fixtures Week 14 3rd August 2016 All Nations GH v Jungle Juice A Bentho Bar v JW Black JW Red v Tiger Bar Limelight v Pink Panther Cato Pink Panther Clouseau v King Bar A N & G - no game
Fixtures Week 4 3rd August 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Sabai Bar Cooper’s 94 v Pit’s Cafe Jaew Bar v Infinity Bar Kom Hom Bar v Robin Hood Lucky Shot v Cheeky Monkey The Breeze v Home
League Table
League Table
Team Pink Panther Cato Jungle Juice A King Bar A JW Red Limelight Tiger Bar JW Black Bentho Bar N&G All Nations GH Pk Pnthr Clouseau
P 11 11 11 12 10 11 11 12 11 11 11
W 10 8 6 6 5 5 5 5 5 4 2
L 1 3 5 6 5 6 6 7 6 7 9
+/51 27 1 0 10 5 -11 -14 -23 -19 -27
Pts 20 16 12 12 10 10 10 10 10 8 4
Team Robin Hood Kom Hom Bar Pit’s Cafe Cooper’s 94 Infinity Bar Lucky Shot Cheeky Monkey Jaew Bar Bar 80 Saloon Home Sabai Bar The Breeze
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results Week 4 26th July 2016 Johnny’s 56 4 - 12 Blue Lagoon 1 Jungle Juice 8 - 9 Urs Treff CHA AM Robin’s Rest 3 - 12 CAT Jiggapik Fixtures Week 5 2nd August 2016 Blue Lagoon 1 v Robin’s Rest CAT Karaoke v Jungle Juice Urs Treff CHA AM v Johnny’s 56 League Table
P W D 3 3 0 3 3 0 3 2 1 3 2 0 3 1 2 3 1 1 2 1 0 3 1 0 2 0 1 3 0 1 3 0 0 3 0 0
L 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 2 1 2 3 3
+/- Pts 30 6 20 6 6 5 12 4 2 4 12 3 0 2 -22 2 -2 1 -16 1 -10 0 -32 0
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results Week 2 27th July 2016 Bobby’s Bangers 5 - 15 Master Cues Muan Bar 13 - 7 Bobby’s Beauties Sea U Bar v Mucky Duck n/a T.K. Roadhouse 13 - 7 Dara’s Bar The Squealing Pig 14 - 6 Pat’s Place Tik’s Bar 5 - 15 Sunset Boulevard Fixtures Week 3 3rd August 2016 Bobby’s Beauties v T.K. Roadhouse Master Cues v Muan Bar Mucky Duck v Bobby’s Bangers Pat’s Place v Tik’s Bar Sea U Bar v The Squealing Pig Sunset Boulevard v Dara’s Bar
League Table Team Master Cues Squealing Pig TK Roadhouse Muan Bar Sunset B’vard Bobby’s B’ties Pat’s Place Dara’s Bar Sea U Bar Mucky Duck Bobby’s Bngrs Tik’s Bar
P W D 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 2 0 2 1 1 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 1 0 2 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 2 0 0
L 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 2 2
+/16 14 8 6 4 -4 -4 -6 -4 -6 -12 -12
Pts 4 4 4 3 2 2 2 1 0 0 0 0
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P W D 4 4 0 4 2 0 4 2 1 4 2 0 4 1 0 4 0 1
L 0 2 1 2 3 3
F 47 38 39 29 21 20
A 19 24 31 37 39 44
+/28 14 8 -8 -18 -24
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results Week 18 22nd July 2016 Cheeky Monkey 0 - 8 Robin Hood Coopers Beer Garden 0 - 8 Mucky Duck Hua Hin Miss You 2 - 6 Spots Pool Bar 1 Infinity Bar 7 - 1 Lucky Shot B Lucky Shot A 7 - 1 Johnnie’s 56 Spots Pool Bar 2 3 - 5 Master Cues TK Roadhouse 5 - 3 Maria Bar 1 League Table Team Robin Hood Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 1 Infinity Bar Spots 1 TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Lucky Shot B Cheeky Monkey Master Cues Johnnie’s 56 Spots 2 HHin Miss You Coopers 94
P 18 18 18 18 17 18 18 18 18 18 18 17 18 18
W 17 14 12 11 12 10 8 7 6 6 5 3 3 0
D 0 1 2 4 0 2 1 3 4 1 1 1 1 1
L 1 3 4 3 5 6 9 8 8 11 12 13 14 17
+/88 46 44 34 48 24 6 -8 -20 -22 -48 -52 -58 -82
fixtures Week 19 29th July 2016 Johnnie’s 56 v Spots Pool Bar 2 Lucky Shot B v Cheeky Monkey Maria Bar 1 v Coopers 94 Master Cues v TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck v Hua Hin Miss You Robin Hood v Lucky Shot A Spots Pool Bar 1 v Infinity Bar
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Week 20 5th August 2016 Cheeky Monkey v Lucky Shot A Coopers Beer Garden v Master Cues Hua Hin Miss You v Maria Bar 1 Infinity Bar v Mucky Duck Lucky Shot B v Spots Pool Bar 1 Spots Pool Bar 2 v Robin Hood TK Roadhouse v Johnnie’s 56
Pts 34 29 26 26 24 22 17 17 16 13 11 7 7 1
FIXTURES Week 5 22nd July 2016 Exotic Bar 13 - 12 Muan Bar Mucky Duck 20 - 5 JNB Robin Hood 15 - 10 Pats Place TK Roadhouse 20 - 5 Anytime Bar The Connection 9 - 16 Spots Waring Bar 13 - 12 Jungle Juice
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League tablE Team Mucky Duck Robin Hood Muan Bar TK Roadhouse Spots JNB Exotic Bar Jungle Juice Waring Bar Anytime Bar Pats Place The Connection
P 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
W 4 3 3 4 3 3 3 2 1 2 1 1
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FIXTURES Week 6 29th July 2016 Anytime Bar v Mucky Duck Exotic Bar v TK Roadhouse JNB v Robin Hood Jungle Juice v Pats Place Muan Bar v The Connection Spots v Waring Bar Week 7 5th August 2016 JNB v Spots Muan Bar v Waring Bar Mucky Duck v Exotic Bar Pats Place v Anytime Bar Robin Hood v The Connection TK Roadhouse v Jungle Juice
L 1 2 2 1 2 2 2 3 4 3 4 4
+/- Pts 33 79 25 75 19 72 15 70 5 65 3 64 -1 62 -7 59 -19 53 -23 51 -23 51 -27 49
hua hin city F.C
results Sunday 24th July 2016 Chumphon 1 - 1 Hua Hin City FIXTURES Saturday 30th July 2016 Hua Hin City v Nonthaburi 17:30 Thai Division 2 Western Region League Table TEAM Ratchaphruek Simork Samut Sakhon BTU United Krung Thonburi Chumphon Hua Hin City Nonthaburi Assumption Utd Muangkan Utd Thonburi City IPE Sam Sakhon
P 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16
W 10 8 9 8 8 6 5 6 4 5 2 2
D L GD 2 4 +16 5 3 +12 2 5 +2 4 4 +10 4 4 +13 4 6 +2 6 5 −1 3 7 −3 6 6 −5 3 8 −11 4 10 −19 3 11 −16
PTs 32 29 29 28 28 22 21 21 18 18 10 9
Hua Hin City F. C. is the local professional team formed in 2011, playing their matches at the Takiab Stadium in Khao Takiab.
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Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba’s world record £100m move to Manchester United is being held up by a row over who pays the 23-year-old’s agent a £25m fee. (Sun) Manchester United are ready to rival Manchester City for the signing of Juventus and Italy defender Leonardo Bonucci, and are willing to pay £50m for the 29-year-old. (Manchester Evening News) Liverpool could bring in more than £100m in transfer fees this summer, with £30m-rated striker Christian Benteke, 25, among those expected to leave. (Daily Mail) Manchester City believe they would be Lionel Messi’s first choice if he left Barcelona - and a former Barca president has claimed there is a “conspiracy” to get rid of the 29-year-old forward. (Catalunya Radio, via Manchester Evening News) Liverpool defender Brad Smith, 22, is nearing a £6m transfer to Bournemouth. (Goal) The agent of Kalidou Koulibaly, 25, says the defender - who interests Chelsea and Everton - intends to leave Napoli this summer. (Radio CRC, via Talksport) Liverpool and Borussia Dortmund have both made offers to 26-year-old Newcastle and
France midfielder Moussa Sissoko. (Le 10 Sport, via Daily Star) Palmeiras forward Gabriel Jesus, 19, who has a minimum fee release clause of £20m, is a target for both Manchester United and Manchester City. (UOL Esporte, via Sun) Hull City have a five-man shortlist topped by former Everton boss Roberto Martinez as they seek a successor to Steve Bruce.(Guardian) New Everton manager Ronald Koeman wants to sign Stoke’s 27-year-old Austrian winger Marko Arnautovic. (Sky Sports Austria - in German) Argentina forward Carlos Tevez, 32, says both Chelsea and Napoli want to take him back to Europe, but he wants to stay with Boca Juniors. (Gazzetta dello Sport) Winger Ryan Kent, 19, is the first of a host of youngsters Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp intends to send out on loan next season. (Liverpool Echo)
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all about taking part Terrifying nuclear nation allowed to take part in jumped-up sports day
russia Some reasonable people have worked out that the Olympics aren’t really important enough to get Russia feeling all fighty. The Olympic Committee have taken a look at the consequences of an Olympics made more interesting by some drugs versus the wrath of a nuclear superpower run by a Bond villain. “And we’ve concluded we’re better off with the former,” confirmed committee spokesperson, Simon Williams. “A lot of people think the Olympics is very important to the world at large, and those people are morons. It’s just ridiculously fit people doing really impractical things for three weeks. “So, yeah, there’s not really a whole lot of pride being lost if we let some jacked-up Russians join in the runny-jumpy stuff. “We’re not really up for upsetting Vladimir Putin either. Have you seen him? I bet he
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Left: The Olympics Committee remained unconvinced that Russian athletes were drug cheats despite the evidence presented in ‘Rocky 4’ could kill an oak tree.” A spokesperson for Russia said, “This is a good decision not only for the continued survival of the Olympic committee members, but also for the Olympics in general. “Nobody wants to see a discus, javelin or shot putt lobbed a ‘fairly long way’, they want to see it land on the moon. And they want 200 miles per hour tennis serves and 500 yard golf drives. “You try doing that without a big box of drugs. It’s ruddy tricky.”
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