AWOL Issue 381

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hua hin, THAILAND The four Thai men who confessed to the attack on a British family in Soi Binthabaht during Songkran were each sentenced to four years in jail this week, reduced to two years without parole as they admitted the crime. Many readers will have seen the CCTV video of the incident, and while it is good to see the police and courts act swiftly in this case, many have wondered if this would be the case if that footage had not gone public. Others question whether the attack was as clear cut in terms of blame as appeared at first glance, with a strong case to be made that the British tourists exacerbated the events through their own actions. Some expats also feel that while the man that delivered a kick to the woman’s head fully deserves a custodial sentence, the others may have been harshly treated. The Owen family can certainly count themselves lucky that their injuries were not more severe, and possibly that they were not themselves found culpable for their actions, but they should feel grateful to the Thai legal system for delivering such speedy judgement on their foes. Most legal systems in the world would not have been able to identify, catch and process offenders within the two months the Thais have done, regardless of any possible public relations motives lying behind that. What is clear though, is that far from the accusations many expats level at Thailand, the authorities and the people do genuinely care about both the safety of people visiting Thailand, and what foreigners think of the Thai people, as displayed by these swift legal processes and the reaction of Thais to the incident. It also underlines the importance of tourists and tourism to the country, and it must be hoped that a line can now be drawn under what really was an isolated incident for Hua Hin.

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CITY Weather High °C Amsterdam Passing clouds 13 Ankara Scattered clouds 11 Athens Mild 18 Auckland Overcast 18 Beijing Overcast 30 Berlin Partly sunny 15 Buenos Aires Clear 7 Cairo Sunny 23 Chicago Passing clouds 16 Copenhagen Passing clouds 12 Dubai Clear 31 Dublin Fog 12 Helsinki Passing clouds 9 Ho Chi Minh City Chance of a T’storm 34 Hong Kong Scattered clouds 29 Islamabad Sunny 33 Jakarta Partly sunny 32 Jerusalem Scattered clouds 23 Johannesburg Haze 12 Karachi Partly sunny 32 Kuala Lumpur Broken clouds 32 London Passing clouds 13 Madrid Clear 18 Manila Overcast 31 Mexico City Partly cloudy 18 Moscow Partly sunny 11 Mumbai Scattered clouds 33 New Delhi Scattered clouds 32 New York Mostly cloudy 15 Oslo Cool 8 Paris Fog 13 Perth Scattered clouds 15 Phnom-Penh Chance of a T’storm 35 Rio De Janeiro Partly cloudy 19 Riyadh Clear 30 Rome Passing clouds 19 San Francisco Partly sunny 16 Seoul Passing clouds 28 Shanghai Partly sunny 23 Singapore Scattered clouds 32 Stockholm Sunny 9 Sydney Sunny 23 Taibei/Taipei Broken clouds 33 Tokyo Partly sunny 23 Vancouver Broken clouds 15 Vientiane Chance of a T’storm 32 Yangon Mostly cloudy 27 Zurich Cool 14

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Temp. °C Tides High Low 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Thunderstorm in the area 34 27 06:57 2.1m 08:32 2.1m 15:07 1.4m 20:01 2.4m A thunderstorm in spots 34 27 07:40 1.4m 08:32 1.4m 14:38 1.4m 19:45 2.4m Cloudy, a t-storm in spots 34 27 08:28 1.4m 18:47 2.3m - A thunderstorm in spots 34 26 08:21 1.4m 17:19 2.3m - Cloudy; a stray t-storm 35 26 07:02 1.4m 16:38 2.4m - Cloudy; a passing shower 34 26 05:06 1.4m 05:33 2.1m 11:16 1.4m 16:35 2.4m Mostly cloudy; a shower 34 26 04:37 1.4m 05:41 2.1m 12:06 1.4m 16:48 2.5m

thailand weather (9-6-16) Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Aranyaprathet 33 °C 51% Scattered Clds Bangkok 33 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Bhumibol Dam 29 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Bua Chum 31 °C 57% Overcast Chaiyaphum 30 °C 57% Partly Cloudy Chanthaburi 33 °C 66% Scattered Clds Chiang Mai 29 °C 62% Mostly Cloudy Chiang Rai 28 °C 79% Scattered Clds Chumphon 32 °C 60% Scattered Clds Hat Yai 33 °C 59% Partly Cloudy Kam Paeng Phet 31 °C 55% Scattered Clds Kanchanaburi 33 °C 44% Scattered Clds Khanom 33 °C 59% Partly Cloudy Khlong Yai 33 °C 66% Scattered Clds Khon Kaen 33 °C 52% Scattered Clds Ko Lanta 32 °C 62% Scattered Clds Ko Samui 33 °C 59% Partly Cloudy Ko Sichang 34 °C 46% Clear Krabi 32 °C 62% Scattered Clds Laemchabang 34 °C 46% Clear Lampang 31 °C 58% Mostly Cloudy Lamphun 29 °C 62% Mostly Cloudy Loei 32 °C 52% Partly Cloudy Lop Buri 33 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Mae Hong Son 29 °C 58% Mostly Cloudy Mae Sariang 27 °C 74% Mist Mae Sot 26 °C 79% Overcast Mukdahan 30 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Nakhon Phanom 30 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Nakhon Ratch. 32 °C 49% Scattered Clds Nakhon Sawan 33 °C 40% Scattered Clds Nakhon Si Tham. 33 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Nan 32 °C 46% Mostly Cloudy

Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Narathiwat 32 °C 59% Scattered Clds Nong Khai 32 °C 59% Scattered Clds Pattani 32 °C 59% Scattered Clds Pattaya 32 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Phayao 28 °C 79% Scattered Clds Phetchabun 31 °C 55% Scattered Clds Phetchaburi 33 °C 63% Partly Cloudy Phitsanulok 31 °C 55% Scattered Clds Phrae 30 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Phuket 32 °C 59% Scattered Clds Prachin Buri 33 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Prachuap K.khan 33 °C 63% Partly Cloudy Ranong 32 °C 57% Partly Cloudy Rayong 31 °C 70% Partly Cloudy Roi Et 32 °C 52% Partly Cloudy Sakon Nakhon 32 °C 62% Scattered Clds Sattahip 32 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Satun 33 °C 59% Partly Cloudy Songkhla 32 °C 62% Partly Cloudy Suphan Buri 34 °C 52% Partly Cloudy Surat Thani 33 °C 59% Partly Cloudy Surin 33 °C 63% Scattered Clds Tak 29 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Takua Pa 32 °C 59% Scattered Clds Tha Tum 33 °C 45% Scattered Clds Tha Wang Pha 32 °C 46% Mostly Cloudy Thong Pha Phum 29 °C 62% Mist Trang 31 °C 79% Partly Cloudy Ubon Ratchathani 32 °C 66% Partly Cloudy Udon Thani 31 °C 58% Mostly Cloudy Uttaradit 29 °C 70% Mostly Cloudy Wichian Buri 30 °C 56% Partly Cloudy

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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... Away with the fairies Not facing reality; in a dreamworld. This phrase has its basis in the Scots/Irish Gaelic tradition of belief in a set of folk myths, the cartoon version of which is a belief in the existence of ‘the little people’. In a mythology that compares with the current fad for stories of abduction by aliens, Irish folklore had the alien role played by the Sidhe, a dominant, supernatural clan of fairies. The stories involved the Sidhe appearing from some hidden place, either their underground lair or from an invisible world, equivalent to contemporary science’s notion of a parallel dimension, and spiriting people away. In another link to current scientific understanding of relativity, the stories usually involved the victim returning after what seemed like a few hours only to find that many years had passed in the world of humans. The everyday belief in a nether world populated by fairies, elves, pixies, leprechauns, goblins and the like was commonplace in mediaeval Europe, as was the belief in their interaction with the real world. A letter to the Scottish poet William Drummond, dated October 1636, contained the following: As for the Fairy Queen, of whom you wrote to me, her Apparitions of late have bewitched so many, that I find sundry ready to dance with the fairies.

very well-established by the time that the phrase ‘away with the fairies’ first came to be used - which isn’t until the 20th century. This earliest example of the expression that can be found in print is in the New Zealand newspaper The Otautau Standard and Wallace County Chronicle, May 1909. This retells a story from Ireland, in which a Michael Coyne attempts to convince onlookers that he hadn’t murdered his rival, James Bailey: [Coyne] “Don’t mind your son; that is not him you see there.” Bridget Bailey understood that he meant that her brother was away with the fairies. The phrase didn’t begin to be used in its current figurative sense until the late 20th century. This item from The Washington Post, June 1987, is typical of the examples of the phrase that are commonly found from the 1980s onward: “Still away with the fairies, the fey and gentle Incredible String Band epitomised the hippie ideals of the Sixties.” Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net

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cryptic crossword Across 1 Times outed femme fatale as powerful woman (7) 5 Spellbound, fellows make soft sound (7) 10 Where to find 12 (and Arachne sousing herself in Scotch) (6)

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11 Swelling with pride, putting company first (8) 12 Glutton stuffing epigastrium (3) 13 Vicar has drink and becomes more active (4,2) 14 Couple from London Road South, fashionable address for toffs (8) 15 Idiots appraise contracts (5) 16 Chewing caramels and beginning to think he’s so clever (5,4) 19 County set berserk — berserk! — about contents of this (9) 21 Join Gutless Gussie in club (5) 24 Disorder in garden as immature pointer takes beast by ear (8) 26 Like to describe cereal as food for 12 (6) 27 Wrongly putting forty-nine before fifty? (3) 28 Offering freedom without hesitation (8) 29 Person finds relatives in sewer (6) 30 Tobey giggled (3-4) 31 Chain of florists (7) Down 2 Emsworth resolved to avoid women and female relations (7) 3 Behind state investment in small part of Jersey? (4,5) 4 Dictator’s rung for location of gulags (6) 6 Frosty embraces — and not for nothing (8) 7 Logs, or crocodiles? (5) 8 Catty predecessor of Benedict XVI? (7) 9 Amassing silver bars, in which African capital’s invested (13) 17 Albert’s cap found next to lion, dead annoyed and sounding stuffed (9) 18 PS This follows periodically (8) 20 Want to be topless and slippery (3-4) 22 Neat gin, skipping tonic (7) 23 Rocky capital of Panama (6) 25 Unmarried chap seen round entrance to Eastbourne lido? (5)

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a buddhist joke series What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.”

quickies What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey!

The Buddhist gives him a thousand baht note, and the vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks for change and the vendor replies ‘Change comes from within.’

Ever noticed that glass tastes like blood?

The Buddhist pulls out a gun. “Whoa,” the vendor exclaims. “I thought you guys were about inner peace!” The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”

star wars Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

The vendor replies, “No need to get violent. Do you want the thousand back or something valuable I recently found?” The Buddhist replies, “What did you find?” The vendor holds up a small peppermint chocolate with a hole in the middle, holds it up to the sun until a small light shines through the hole, and says “A light in mint”. The Buddhist chips a tooth on the mint and so he goes to the dentist. The dentist goes to give him Novacaine but the Buddhist declines because he wants to transcend dental medication. elephants Do you know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

Why do mirrors look like eyes really close up?

police stop Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?” “No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies. The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!” The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?” “We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists. book I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but, by the end, I liked it.

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Business Urgent sale of 10 room guesthouse in the centre of Hua Hin. Bargain price. Call 087 155 6115 QUICK SALE REQUIRED due to sickness. Freehold shop & Apartment. Extra wide Frontage (5.5 mtrs). Shop area seperated by partition wall from kitchenette with toilet/ shower. Large kitchen/utility room in back with entrance to back roadway. Upstairs apartment has two good sized rooms both with A.C. and large bathroom. Situated approx 200 mtrs off Klong road with other shops nearby including busy 711. There is continuous passing trade to and from several several housing projects. Price 2.8 million Baht. Call 088 542 2918 (English) or 088 542 2919 (Thai)

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Ex-rental motorbikes for sale. Clicks, Airblade and Icon available. Low mileage, well maintained. Finance available for foreigners (not through bank). Prices from 13,000 baht and up. We also have bikes for rent - please enquire for rates. Call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information honda scoopy blue and white, fuel injected 2012 28,000 baht. Call 081 817 3000

auto: 4 wheels pluS Leaving the country end of July, need to sell 1997 Nissan Sunny, taxed til March 2017, any reasonable offer considered. call Keith 081 466 1875

Property for sale Condotel Taweeporn – Quiet one bed apartment, 55 sq.m, beautifully fully furnished. Completely full open or full closed balcony, two air-cons, three ceiling fans and a TV. Ready to move in, and fantastic rental opportunities. Resort has a beautiful full length pool, gymnasium, cafe and garden. Price reduced to 2.3m baht. Please call 087 881 4767 (Eng.) or 085 190 1669 (Thai) or go to the online AWOL Classifieds for more details and pictures. Studio Apartment in Khao Takiab for sale. A great investment opportunity with a yield of 10%. This apartment is in Baan Plean Ploen in Khao Takiab. This 30 square meter apartment on the 3rd floor facing the swimming pool is fully furnished with free communal swimming pool fitness and Wifi, and TV with True Visions. 30 metres to the local beach and the green bus to Hua Hin is nearby. For sale for 1.85m or I will accept a reasonable offer. It rents for 15,000 per month. Email chris.b@btinternet. com or call 090 996 4731 townhouse for sale or rent, 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, internet, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave), parking for 1 car, long term or short term, ready to move in. Rent 10,000 baht a month, sale 1.7 m baht. Call Ja on 083 316 6424 plot of land for sale, half a rai at Nong Heing, with spectacular mountain and golf course views, near international school and water park. Tel. 086 169 1978 FOR SALE 85 sqm 2 bed, 2 bath condo in The Breeze Kao Takiab. Baht 5.2 million. Best deal in the area. Tel: Peter 0982755966 Email: peter@easycarhuahin.com Condo For Sale 50 sqm 5 minutes night market, mountain and sea views. Part furnished to include fitted kitchen with electric hob and hood, air-con unit and water heater. Resort has swimming pool, fitness room and 24hr security. Price: 2.1m baht. Please contact ALANH07@LIVE.COM or call 062 278 3277 land for sale in prestigious area, mountain views, well maintained street. One Rai, gentle slope, 4km from Hua Hin centre off soi 56. Offers considered around 2.9 million baht. Please call 087 719 7388 large house and land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.

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pool villa for rent. 3 Bed, 3 Bath, very private, nice garden, large pool, outdoor dining, free water, free cable TV, unlimited high speed internet. 4km from Hua Hin centre. 38,000 baht per month. Call 087 719 7388 TO LET 2-bed unfurnished house in Karat Village, Hua Hin. Suitable for basic accommodation, small business use or storage. Dry, secure, quiet location; small garden & car parking. No dogs. B 8000/month. Tel: 081 262 7580 (Thai); 085 291 6912 (English). TownHouse for rent, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a month Rooms available in family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email davidhodgins@ymail.com for more information

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REVERSE CHARGE CALLS The list below is the free number you need to call to connect to an operator of that country to request the reverse charge call. ARGENTINA 001-999-54-1000/ 2000 AUSTRALIA 001-999-61-1000/2000 AUSTRIA 001-800-28787421 BAHRAIN 001-999-973-1000 BRUNEI 001-999-673-1000 CANADA 001-999-15-1000/2000 DENMARK 001-999-45-1000 FRANCE 001-999-33-1000 GERMANY 001-999-49-1000 HAWAII 001-800-865-8424 HONG KONG 001-999-852-1086 INDONESIA 001-999-62-1000/2000 ISRAEL 001-999-972-1000/ 2000 ITALY 001-999-39-1000 JAPAN 001-999-811-0051 KOREA 001-999-82-1000/2000/2001 MACAU 001-999-853-1000 MALAYSIA 001-999-60-1000/4000/4001 MALTA 001-999-356-1000 MEXICO 001-999-52-1000 NEPAL 001-800-977-1-9999 NETHERLANDS 001-999-31-1035 NEW ZEALAND 001-999-64-1066 PHILIPPINES 001-999-63-1000/3000/6000 PORTUGAL 001-999-351-1000 RUSSIA 001-999-7-1000 SINGAPORE 001-999-65-0000/2008 SOUTH AFRICA 001-999-27-1000 SPAIN 001-999-34-1066 TAIWAN 001-999-886-1000 U.A.E. 001-999-971-1000 U.K. 001-999-44-1066 U.S.A. 001-999-1-1111/2001/2002 AWOL would like to thank the staff at CAT in Hua Hin for providing the above numbers. FREE CALLS If your mobile phone or device and that of the person you are calling supports it, you can use a number of apps to make free calls anywhere, with the best known being Skype and Viber. cheap calls The mobile phone operators offer special numbers to prefix an international number to get cheap rate international calls. More information call True 1331 AIS 1175 DTAC 1678

Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Hua Hin Tourist Police 032 516 219 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 520 617 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 Tourist Information 032 513 885 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Electricity Call Centre 1129 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TOT Call Centre 1100 TT&T 032 532 018 3BB 032-900020-1, 086-0127273 3BB Call Centre 1530 CAT 032 511 350 Alcoholics Anonymous 0870 620 098 Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928

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Local Consular Representatives CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817 or e-mail on rickpomerleau@hotmail.com FINNISH Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119 or e-mail: suthiporn.siljamaki@gmail.com AMERICAN Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469 or e-mail: chrs@tourdeasia.org

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and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas king of the road? With homelessness an increasing problem in the UK, some city and town councils are taking controversial action in an attempt to alleviate the problem. The first reaction from many people to homelessness is that it is self inflicted, which of course can be true. And that the homeless could get themselves out of that situation, which is not so easy. In fact there are homeless folk who choose to live that way, even in our climate. Some 20 years ago I knew one such man, who simply liked to be free to move from one place to another. Unencumbered by property, belongings and bills, during his time in Hull he left his pension book in our office safe, collecting it every week to draw his pension, until one day he didn’t fetch it back again. We knew he had moved on and were even sad to see him go, but respected his way of life. That man of course had his pension income to cover his basic needs. Most don’t, and rely on begging, which is where the problems arise. Because let’s be honest, how can you be sure the person wrapped in a blanket in a shop doorway really is homeless? You can’t. In fact the rise of the ‘professional beggar’ in the UK is quite understandably a cause for concern, and needs to be dealt with. Which is where the ‘PSPO’ comes in. The Public Space Protection Order was introduced two years ago as part of the Anti Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act. PSPO’s can be used to prohibit pretty much anything which has a detrimental effect on the quality of life in any specified area. Fair enough. Anti Social behaviour is sadly a problem in most parts of the UK, where we see alcohol and drug abuse all too often on the streets. But the PSPO is also used to prohibit the feeding of pigeons in public places in the London borough of Hillingdon, as well as outlawing

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the possession of golf equipment in one Derbyshire park. (We know all about ‘going equipped’ - but that one takes the biscuit.) Hull, along with over 10 percent of all councils, has stirred things up by introducing a written agreement which effectively criminalises behaviour linked to homelessness. Police have the job of issuing the orders, which the homeless have to sign, agreeing to go straight to a hostel for the night. What they often don’t realise - or understand - is that they have signed up to a PSPO which bans them from sleeping rough at all, and that breach of the order can result in a fixed penalty of 100 pounds. (Much more if their case subsequently goes to court.) Hostels do of course try to provide help and support, but, like the courts, are overstretched, and can do little when someone disappears after just one night. So are PSPO’s being used as sledgehammers to crack nuts? On June 10th 1963, President John F Kennedy signed the US law which gave equal pay to both men and women who were doing the same jobs. What a shame that back then people like the late - great - Mohammed Ali were still having to campaign for racial equality. And finally. Any upcoming UK entrepreneur who fancies getting into the people smuggling business need look no further than our tabloid press for advice. There they will quickly learn what make and model of boat to buy, how much they can expect to pay for it, and the going rate to charge their cargo of illegal immigrants. A nice little earner that might appeal to beggars who want to avoid PSPO’s.

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Welcome to our new section in collaboration with Hua Hin’s only local radio station playing Western music 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the one and only Surf 102.5 FM! Every hour on the half hour Surf features local events and activities that visitors and locals might be interested in enjoying, and in case you miss it on the radio, we are going to reproduce them here every week, along with any new or upcoming events. Upcoming trash hero hua hin now every Sunday at 3pm a beach area gets cleaned. See their eponymous Facebook page for weekly details. Ongoing HUA HIN HOBBY COOKING CLUB If cooking is your hobby you can join an international group of hobby cooks in Hua Hin. Each one of the members in the group has a chance to host a dinner party in his/her home for the other members. If you love cooking and like to make new friends you should join. You do not need to be an expert. Tel. Robert 0983 562290 Dusit Thani Hua Hin Soccer Academy: exercise and professional football coaching for kids. Hua Hin Hash house Harriers every

Saturday around the area. (see p22) Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening

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Let’s Eat RESTAURANT Open 9am to 9pm English Breakfast and Thai Food Soi 3 Khao Takiab (next to 7-11) Call 082 294 5602

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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in AWOL email info@awolonline.net. recently added and coming soon Father Teds, Damnoernkasem Road; Please note that next weeks quiz will be held next week on Tuesday 14th June at 7:30 pm. This to accommodate the live Euro football match on Thursday. All welcome. mucky duck, Soi 88/94; This week’s Sunday roasts Chicken 240 baht, Pork 300 baht, Lamb 350 baht. all with a choice of potatoes and other vegetables plus other relevant trimmings/sauces. Please make a reservation (see ad back page) Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam; State of Origin games from June 1st - Free beer from start until first point scored, see ad on page 11 for dates and details king bar, Soi Binthabaht; King bar quiz first Monday of every month (next one Monday 4th July at 7.30 pm). Free entry, food and prizes - hosted by Hawk - all welcome red piano, Soi Kanjanomai; Sunday 12th June comedy night with Darren Sanders; tickets 500 baht in advance or 750 baht on the night Regular Events

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Baan Silapin artist village, Pala U Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; FREE Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht and get a free Chicken or Pork Sunday Roast, spend an extra 80 baht and you can get Lamb. Available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. All You Can Eat Fish & Chips every Friday from 5pm when spend 200 bt. British Breakfast all day, Only 119 bt. dizzy dolphin, Soi Samorphong; Happy Hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/65 baht. Live band every Friday from 8pm. double d, Soi 6; Happy Hour every day from 3 - 6pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, San Miguel and Heineken 65 baht, small/large domestic beers 45/70 baht. Dream Restaurant & Bar, Soi 88; Every Friday from 6pm Buffet featuring Swedish, Thai and European food, just 279 baht. Also have pizzas and kebabs. father teds, Damnoernkasem Road; Live music, special food and drink offers, draught Guinness, something happening every night! See add on p13 for details. Kom Hom, Soi 94; First Sunday every month from 7pm Bingo and Quiz Night (next one 3rd July) - call 085 294 1319 for details passport cafe, Samorphrong; Now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and

more (see ad p9) red piano, Soi Kanjanomai; Free flow Fridays - every Friday between 6 and 8pm free flow wine for 499 baht per person plus complimentary food boards including tapas, cold cuts, Indian platter and cheeses. Summer Special drinks promotion every day from 12 until 4pm - 99 baht for any of the special smoothies, shakes and other listed drinks. Spots pool bar, Soi 88; Draft Singha and Leo just 65 baht. Sunset Boulevard, Khao Takiab; All video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one 21st June). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the Ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. thaiwaii bar and restaurant, Pak Nam Pran; Every Sunday from 3pm til 10pm Sunday Rock & Blues Jams featuring the Waii Not Band and Friends and the Zuper June Band. Also don’t miss Thai Waii Jr. in Khao Takiab with live music several nights a week. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E) British style Sunday Roasts: Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 ChaAam Pub & Restaurant Coco Beach Club, Naresdamri Road (reservations, call 032 908080 after 4.30pm) Hua Hin Miss You, Soi 80 Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Mucky Duck, Bonkai (Soi 88) Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94 Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144) Seajays Resort, off Pala-U Road. 083 311 1787 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, Chomsin Rd Zab Wer, Soi 112.

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hash house harriers - A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem!

The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www. h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook. com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 11th June 2016 Meeting @ 4:30 pm Hua Hin Run # 334 Location: Near Banyan Golf Course ​​From Hua Hin: From Phetkasem Road drive over the flyover keeping to the inside lane. Immediately after the flyover turn left then left again and drive under the flyover until you reach a small roundabout at soi 112. Turn right into soi 122 and drive for a further 2.7km until you turn left at the Banyan Golf Club turnoff and zero odometer. Proceed for about 8.5km (going past the Banyan golf club) and turn left at a yellow HHH sign.

Proceed up there for about 500m (you will see the beer truck at the top of the rise) and park. From Cha Am: Take the bypass road south looking out for signs for Rajaphakti Park (7 Kings) and Sam Phan Nam Floating Market. Turn left into soi 112 and drine for 7.8km until you turn right at the Banyan Golf Club turnoff and zero odometer. Proceed for about 8.5km (going past the Banyan golf club) and turn left at a yellow HHH sign. Proceed up there for about 500m (you will see the beer truck at the top of the rise) and park. GPS COORDINATES: 12.466439° 99.948807° ​Google Map Link From Cha Am Railway Station click https://goo.gl/maps/jXEexJYWr152 Google Map Link From Hua Hin Railway Station click https://goo.gl/maps/4mRbkcy9GCM2​ On After: Sabai Sabai Hares: Bent Banana & Bush Whacker Hash Tax: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free). Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.

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Fixtures The season is over; new season details will appear here when available League Table Team Blue Lagoon 1 Urs Treff Jungle Juice Robin’s Rest Robin Hood Kom Hom Johnny’s 56 H Hin Miss You Mojo’s Blue Lagoon 2

P 17 18 18 18 18 17 18 16 17 17

W 16 15 12 9 9 8 6 4 4 3

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1

L 1 3 6 9 9 9 11 12 13 13

+/- Pts 154 32 176 30 92 24 -2 18 -28 18 -8 16 -94 13 -76 8 -102 8 -112 7

HUA HIN GOLF Butterfly Rock Golf society

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RESULTS 6th June 2016 Lake View AB Strokeplay 10 entered 1st Abe Gurman 93 - 22 = 71 (21.1) 2nd Mick Court 90 - 19 = 71 (19.0) 3rd Peter Hayes 83 - 10 = 73 (9.8) 4th Bryan McLeod 85 - 12 = 73 (11.7)

Results 7th June 2016 Black Mountain Stableford 38 entered 1st May Peeters 38 pts (17) 2nd Oon Heath 37 pts (16) 3rd Peter Denyer 37 pts (21) 4th Robert Elliot 37 pts (11)

Results 3rd June 2016 Stableford Course AB 1st Roger Denton (4) 36pts 2nd Peter Tucker (11) 34pts 3rd Gary Ross (21) 32pts

1st June 2016 Palm Hills Stableford 21 entered 1st Nigel Guest 39 pts (11) 2nd Colm O’Donovan 36 pts (19) 3rd Ronnie Thorley 34 pts (17) 4th Dana Lilja 33 pts (09)

3rd June 2016 Springfield A + B Stableford 22 entered 1st Chris Stewart 39 pts (25) 2nd Nitha Dittkuhn 39 pts (13) 3rd Greg Hill 37 pts (16) 4th Robert Bird 36 pts (18)

6th June 2016 Strokeplay Course AB 1st Peter Tucker (11) 72 2nd Rodger Teasdale (12) 73 3rd Steve O’Brien (13) 79

Fixtures 13th June 2016 Lake View A&B Stableford 15th June 2016 Springfield A&B Stableford

fixtures 14th June 2016 Lake View Stableford 17th June 2016 Majestic Stableford

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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Please contact Ronnie on 0811 942 556 if you are interested in joining in, and thanks to Nigel for the results. 3rd June 2016 13 entered 1st Mark Ridgeway 35 pts (12) 2nd Casey Kitseroo (Visitor) 35 pts (18) 3rd Abe Gurman 34 pts (22) 4th Ole Ingerslev 33 pts (20)

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results Week 6 6th June 2016 Ae De Dang Bar 5 - 13 Jaew Bar Anytime Bar 5 - 13 Exotic Bar Bar 80 Saloon 8 - 10 Dara Bar Muan Bar 2 12 - 6 Cheeky Monkey Robin Hood 6 - 12 Muan Bar Sa Sa Bar 13 - 5 Pit’s Cafe Sunset Boulevard 10 - 8 TK Roadhouse The Connection 7 - 11 Kom Hom The Squealing Pig 13 - 5 Jungle Juice Fixtures Week 7 13th June 2016 Dara Bar v Cheeky Monkey Exotic Bar v Bar 80 Saloon Jaew Bar v Anytime Bar Jungle Juice v Ae De Dang Bar Kom Hom v The Squealing Pig Muan Bar v The Connection Pat’s Place v Sunset Boulevard Pit’s Cafe v Sport Bar Sa Sa Bar v Muan Bar 2 TK Roadhouse v Robin Hood

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P W D 6 6 0 6 5 1 6 5 0 6 4 1 6 4 0 6 4 0 6 4 0 6 3 0 6 2 2 6 3 0 6 2 1 6 2 1 6 1 2 6 2 0 6 2 0 6 1 2 5 1 0 5 1 0 6 1 0 6 1 0

L 0 0 1 1 2 2 2 3 2 3 3 3 3 4 4 3 4 4 5 5

+/- Pts 56 12 34 11 30 10 18 9 20 8 10 8 4 8 4 6 0 6 -3 6 -4 5 -10 5 -8 4 -10 4 -16 4 -20 4 -18 2 -20 2 -25 2 -42 2

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results Week 17 2nd June 2016 Anytime Bar 10 - 11 Vinyl an Rose Bobby’s Birds 6 - 15 Muan Bar Drink & Shelter 10 - 11 Bobby’s Boys Exotic Bar 13 - 8 The Dream JJ Sport Bar 8 - 13 Maria Bar Mucky Duck 8 - 13 TK Roadhouse Sasa Bar 7 - 14 Lanla Bar

results Week 26 2nd June 2016 Bar 80 Saloon 11 - 9 Hua Hin Bar Connections Cafe 6 - 14 Hut Bar Coopers Beer Garden 16 - 4 Mint Bar MasterCues Bar 15 - 5 Squealing Pig Mr Dan’s 5 - 15 Dara Bar Pit’s Cafe 12 - 8 Komhom Bar Robin Hood 16 - 4 Jaew Bar

Fixtures Week 19 16th June 2016 Anytime Bar v Maria Bar Bobby’s Boys v Vinyl an Rose Drink & Shelter v The Dream Exotic Bar v TK Roadhouse JJ Sport Bar v Lanla Bar Mucky Duck v Bobby’s Birds Sasa Bar v Muan Bar

Fixtures The season is over. Congratulations to Robin Hood for winning the league. New season details will appear here when available. League Table

League Table

League Table Team Muan Bar Squealing Pig Muan Bar 2 Sunset B’vard TK Roadhouse Cheeky Monkey Sa Sa Bar Kom Hom Exotic Bar Dara Bar The Connection Jaew Bar Robin Hood Anytime Bar Bar 80 Saloon Jungle Juice Pat’s Place Sport Bar Ae De Dang Bar Pit’s Cafe

hua hin khao takiab super Pool League

Team Muan Bar Maria Bar Mucky Duck TK Roadhouse Bobby’s Boys Vinyl an Rose Lanla Bar Drink & Shelter JJ Sport Bar Exotic Bar Sasa Bar Bobby’s Birds The Dream Anytime Bar

P 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17

W 17 15 14 11 10 10 6 6 6 7 6 4 4 3

L 0 2 3 6 7 7 11 11 11 10 11 13 13 14

+/145 101 93 25 19 19 -19 -23 -31 -33 -49 -77 -79 -91

Pts 251 229 225 191 188 188 169 167 163 162 154 140 139 133

Team Robin Hood Komhom Bar Pit’s Cafe MasterCues Squealing Pig Connections Bar 80 Saloon Hut Bar Mint Bar Hua Hin Bar Dara Bar Coopers Br Gdn Mr Dan’s Jaew Bar

P 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26

W 22 23 21 14 12 11 12 13 12 9 7 7 3 2

D 1 1 2 3 2 6 1 2 2 0 5 2 1 0

L 3 2 3 9 12 9 13 11 12 17 14 17 22 24

+/198 150 134 32 36 6 -14 -20 -45 -39 -62 -58 -146 -172

Pts 404 382 371 307 304 291 278 278 261 256 248 247 194 178

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results Week 7 8th June 2016 JW Red 10 - 9 Limelight King Bar A 9 - 10 Jungle Juice A N & G 10 - 9 Bentho Bar Pink Panther Cato 13 - 6 JW Black Tiger Bar 10 - 9 All Nations GH Pink Panther Clouseau - no game

results Week 40 8th June 2016 Beach Hut Bar 11 - 9 Sunset Boulevard Bobby’s Bangers 10 - 10 Cooper’s Beer Grdn Jaew Bar 10 - 10 Dara’s Bar Kom Hom Bar 3 - 17 Robin Hood Maria’s Bar 18 - 2 TK Roadhouse Master Cues 7 - 13 Bar 80 Saloon Mint Bar 7 - 13 Mucky Duck Muan Bar 12 - 8 The Bridge Pit’s Cafe 10 - 10 Pat’s Place White House Bar 8 - 12 Bobby’s Beauties The Squealing Pig - no game

Fixtures Week 8 15th June 2016 All Nations GH v N & G Bentho Bar v JW Red Jungle Juice A v Tiger Bar JW Black v King Bar A Limelight v Pink Panther Clouseau Pink Panther Cato - no game League Table Team Pink Panther Cato JW Red King Bar A N&G Limelight Jungle Juice A JW Black Pk Pnthr Clouseau Tiger Bar Bentho Bar All Nations GH

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Pts 12 8 8 8 6 6 6 4 4 4 2

Fixtures Week 41 15th June 2016 Bar 80 Saloon v Maria’s Bar Bobby’s Beauties v TK Roadhouse Cooper’s Beer Garden v Beach Hut Bar Dara’s Bar v Bobby’s Bangers Jaew Bar v Pit’s Cafe Mint Bar v White House Bar Pat’s Place v Muan Bar Robin Hood v Master Cues Sunset Boulevard v Kom Hom Bar The Squealing Pig v Mucky Duck The Bridge - no game

League Table Team Maria’s Bar Robin Hood Pit’s Cafe Sunset B’vard Squealing Pig Beach Hut Bar Bar 80 Saloon TK Roadhouse Mucky Duck Dara’s Bar Muan Bar The Bridge Master Cues Bobby’s B’ties Pat’s Place Kom Hom Bar Cooper’s Bobby’s Bngers Mint Bar White House Jaew Bar

P 38 38 38 38 38 38 38 38 38 37 38 39 38 38 39 38 37 37 37 38 38

W 34 32 28 26 24 23 22 19 19 17 18 17 17 10 11 12 10 6 6 4 2

D 0 4 6 4 6 3 4 5 5 7 4 2 1 7 4 1 3 5 3 3 5

L 4 2 4 8 8 12 12 14 14 13 16 20 20 21 24 25 24 26 28 31 31

+/308 290 146 154 114 70 54 44 20 26 22 -50 8 -86 -138 -102 -126 -156 -160 -184 -254

Pts 68 68 62 56 54 49 48 43 43 41 40 36 35 27 26 25 23 17 15 11 9

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results Week 11 3rd June 2016 Johnnie’s 56 3 - 5 Lucky Shot B Lucky Shot A 8 - 0 Hua Hin Miss You Maria Bar 1 5 - 3 Mucky Duck Master Cues 2 - 6 Spots Pool Bar 1 Robin Hood 7 - 1 Infinity Bar Spots Pool Bar 2 6 - 2 Coopers Beer Garden TK Roadhouse 3 - 5 Cheeky Monkey League Table Team Robin Hood Spots 1 Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 1 Infinity Bar TK Roadhouse Johnnie’s 56 Cheeky Monkey Mucky Duck Master Cues Lucky Shot B Spots 2 HHin Miss You Coopers

P 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11

W 10 9 9 8 6 6 5 3 4 4 3 3 2 0

D L 0 1 0 2 0 2 2 1 2 3 0 5 0 6 3 5 0 7 0 7 2 6 1 7 0 9 0 11

+/52 36 34 34 10 12 -20 -18 -6 -8 -12 -20 -42 -52

Pts 20 18 18 18 14 12 10 9 8 8 8 7 4 0

fixtures Week 12 10th June 2016 Cheeky Monkey v Maria Bar 1 Coopers Beer Garden v TK Roadhouse Hua Hin Miss You v Spots Pool Bar 2 Infinity Bar v Lucky Shot A Lucky Shot B v Robin Hood Mucky Duck v Master Cues Spots Pool Bar 1 v Johnnie’s 56

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Week 13 17th June 2016 Cheeky Monkey v Coopers Beer Garden Johnnie’s 56 v Mucky Duck Lucky Shot A v Lucky Shot B Maria Bar 1 v Master Cues Robin Hood v Spots Pool Bar 1 Spots Pool Bar 2 v Infinity Bar TK Roadhouse v Hua Hin Miss You

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FIXTURES The season is over. Details of the new season will appear here when available. League tablE Team Exotic Bar TK Roadhouse Beach Hut Maria Muan JJ Sport Bar Mucky Duck The Connection Pat‘s Place JNB Sasa Bar Jungle Juice White House Somatch 3D

P 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26

W 23 19 19 16 17 16 12 16 12 9 9 6 4 4

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 3 7 7 10 9 10 14 10 14 17 17 20 22 22

+/206 110 90 84 74 42 14 10 -48 -74 -88 -98 -158 -164

Pts 428 380 370 367 362 346 332 330 301 288 281 276 246 243

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results Sunday 5th June 2016 Samut Sakhon 1 - 0 Hua Hin City FIXTURES Sunday 5th June 2016 Hua Hin City v Ratchaphruek 17:30 Thai Division 2 Western Region League Table

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P 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

W 7 6 5 5 4 4 4 3 3 2 1 1

D 0 2 3 2 3 3 3 4 2 1 3 3

L 3 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 5 7 6 6

GD +14 +10 +7 +2 +2 0 0 0 −1 −15 −9 −11

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(all times Thailand) Saturday 11th June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP France v Romania 02:00 (A) Albania v Switzerland 20:00 (A) Wales v Slovakia 23:00 (B)

Tuesday 21st June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Russia v Wales 02:00 (B) Slovakia v England 02:00 (B) Northern Ireland v Germany 23:00 (C) Ukraine v Poland 23:00 (C)

Sunday 12th June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP England v Russia 02:00 (B) Turkey v Croatia 20:00 (D) Poland v Northern Ireland 23:00 (C)

Wednesday 22nd June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Croatia v Spain 02:00 (D) Czech Rep v Turkey 02:00 (D) Hungary v Portugal 23:00 (F) Iceland v Austria 23:00 (F)

Monday 13th June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Germany v Ukraine 02:00 (C) Spain v Czech Rep 20:00 (D) R. of Ireland v Sweden 23:00 (E) Tuesday 14th June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Belgium v Italy 02:00 (E) Austria v Hungary 23:00 (F) Wednesday 15th June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Portugal v Iceland 02:00 (F) Romania v Switzerland 23:00 (A) Russia v Slovakia 20:00 (B) Thursday 16th June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP France v Albania 02:00 (A) England v Wales 20:00 (B) Ukraine v Northern Ireland 23:00 (C) Friday 17th June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Germany v Poland 02:00 (C) Czech Rep v Croatia 23:00 (D) Italy v Sweden 20:00 (E) Saturday 18th June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Spain v Turkey 02:00 (D) Belgium v R. of Ireland 20:00 (E) Iceland v Hungary 23:00 (F) Sunday 19th June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Portugal v Austria 02:00 (F) Monday 20th June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Romania v Albania 02:00 (A) Switzerland v France 02:00 (A)

BBC and ITV, so anyone who has access to these channels on their TV setup will be able to view them there. Group A: Albania, France, Romania, Switzerland Group B: England, Russia, Slovakia, Wales Group C: Germany, Northern Ireland, Poland, Ukraine Group D: Croatia, Czech Republic, Spain, Turkey Group E: Belgium, Italy, Republic of Ireland, Sweden Group F: Austria, Hungary, Iceland, Portugal

Thursday 23rd June 2016 UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Italy v R. of Ireland 02:00 (E) Sweden v Belgium 02:00 (E) In Thailand the TV rights for the tournament are held by GMM Grammy. However in past international tournaments many of the matches have been shown on terrestrial Thai TV, so at this point it is not completely clear where matches will be available. However in the UK the matches are being shown by the

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England team struggling to master conversational French england THE England squad is under pressure to master the subjunctive tense before travelling to France for Euro 2016. While the majority of the 23-man squad can capably order a crepe and describe their hobbies to a pen-pal in French, manager Roy Hodgson fears their lack of grammatical nous will be shown up in the tournament. He said: “It’s a young squad, and I’m not expecting them to effortlessly gender nouns after a couple of weeks together. “But if we’re still confusing the indefinite and partive article when we take to the pitch in Marseille we’re in big trouble. “No, Marcus, no! He’s your bloody teammate, you don’t need to use the formal form of address! Tu, for goodness sake, tu!” Another player said to be letting the side down is Wayne Rooney, who is yet to master

French numbers, although he is apparently word perfect in the French for ‘How much for a shag?’ Harry Kane said: “The pundits write us off, but I honestly believe we can correctly use any modal verb on our day and lift La Championnat d’Europe. “Wait, I meant Le Championnat d’Europe. Damn.” Meanwhile Jermain Defoe has demonstrated why Hodgson shoud have selected him for the squad by recording a new disco version of the Bill Wyman classic ‘Je suis un rock star’, where the words ‘rock star’ are replaced with the word ‘footballeur’, while the B-side is a collaboration with Daft Punk on ‘Je t’aime… moi non plus’, originally made famous by Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg.

Above: England manager Roy Hodgson tells critics of his side’s language ability ‘Pardon my French but please help yourself to just two of the complimentary baguettes’

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