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hua hin, THAILAND Irrigation officials from Prachuap Kiri Khan have reported this week that due to the severe drought currently experienced in the province, the reservoirs here are now at only 30 percent of their capacity. Six districts in the province, namely Muang, Pranburi, Hua Hin, Sam Roi Yot, Kuiburi and Bang Saphan Noi have been declared drought disaster zones for the third consecutive year. All of the six reservoirs in the province are averaging about 30 percent of their capacity. The situation is critical at Pranburi Dam where there are about 86 million cubic metres of water left in the reservoir, which is about 24 percent of it’s full capacity. Normally, the reservoir holds about 347 million cubic metres of water. Apparently this is enough for household usage but not enough for agriculture and industry. The local population and farmers in the province are being strongly advised to try and minimise their water use and use water more efficiently until such times as the reservoirs have more water in them. The last week has seen promising signs of rain but much more is needed, while unconfirmed reports suggest that the water infrastructure of Hua Hin is being worked on to improve both the supply and volume of water available, with extra pipelines from the north, west and south either already online or coming soon. Hopefully the efforts succeed, as this is a key area that hampers both the image and related prosperity of the area. In the meantime we should all pray for rain...

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CITY Min. Max. Weather Amsterdam 10 17 Showers Athens 17 28 Rain Auckland 11 18 Showers Beijing 11 26 Fine Berlin 13 20 Rain Buenos Aires 18 23 Thunderstorms Chicago 11 15 Cloudy Copenhagen 11 17 Rain Dubai 29 41 Scattered Clouds Dublin 3 13 Rain Geneva 12 21 Showers Helsinki 9 16 Scattered Clouds Ho Chi Minh City 24 32 Thunderstorms Hong Kong 26 34 Fog Islamabad 25 38 Clear Jakarta 24 30 Rain Jerusalem 15 29 Fine Johannesburg 10 24 Cloudy Karachi 27 33 Sandstorm Kuala Lumpur 24 34 Showers London 13 15 Rain Madrid 12 26 Fine Manila 28 35 Showers Mexico City 14 28 Thunderstorms Moscow 10 22 Rain New Delhi 26 41 Cloudy New York 15 22 Showers Oslo 7 13 Rain Paris 14 21 Showers Perth 13 20 Chance of Rain Phnom-Penh 25 35 Clear Rio De Janeiro 17 29 Mist Riyadh 26 37 Clear Rome 9 21 Cloudy San Francisco 11 21 Cloudy Singapore 25 31 Thunderstorms Stockholm 8 12 Rain Sydney 13 26 Fine Tokyo 17 24 Rain Vientiane 23 31 Chance of Rain Yangon 26 36 Chance of t-bxnzbhbcn mxkz,c ckj l,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mmkmb nbbbbnnnnnkmyhunjjjnstorms Zurich 13 20 Showers

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Exchange Rates (9-05-12) TT Buying rate Currency Baht US Dollar 30.90 Pound Sterling 49.76 Euro 40.02 Japanese Yen 38.46 Malaysian Ringgit 9.60 Singapore Dollar 24.56 Brunei Dollar 23.82 Chinese Yuan 4.87 Indonesian Rupiah 3.05 Indian Rupee 0.52 Korean Won 0.02 Australian Dollar 31.01 New Zealand Dollar 24.16 Swiss Franc 33.25 Danish Krone 5.38 Norwegian Krone 5.26 Swedish Krona 4.48 Canadian Dollar 30.70 UAE Dirham 6.78 Bahrain Dinar 58.57 Omani Rial 56.69 Qatar Riyal 6.76 AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, regarding these rates and shall not be liable for any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.

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usa ‘Hashpoint’ dispenser allows users to pick up cannabis 24 hours a day It’s every stoner’s dream – a marijuana vending machine, preferably placed right next to another one dispensing crisps and chocolate bars. But this ‘Autospense’ machine lets registered users of the drug pick up their prescriptions, 24 hours a day. Sixteen US states – as well as Washington DC – allow patients with certain medical conditions to buy small quantities of cannabis. Hundreds of dispensaries have popped up across the country, but now a US firm has decided to cut out the middle man. Customers get PINs and cards to access to the Autospense, which offers a host of pot menu options. But The Dispensary Group, which

makes the machines, doesn’t let just anyone use them. The machines are put behind cages that need a registration card to get past, while fingerprint authentication, CCTV and locks provide extra security. The company said the machines ‘introduce a higher standard of efficiency to a market known for being chaotic, poorly managed and counter culture’. It charges up to £1,235 a month to lease the machines. Legalising medical marijuana has become increasingly popular in the US since California started the trend in 1996. MADRID, SPAIN Man in Madrid survives being struck by lightning in the scrotum

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A 53-year-old man has survived being struck by lightning in the scrotum while walking down a street in Madrid. According to Spain’s El Mondo newspaper, the unnamed man lost consciousness after being struck by lightning in the groin on Thursday night, with the bolt travelling down his leg and striking the ground. His son called paramedics who later treated him for burns to the scrotum and feet at the scene in Madrid’s suburb Tres Cantos. He was then taken to Madrid’s Hospital de la Paz where tests showed his heart and brain functions were not affected by the lightning strike. The man is said to be in a stable condition in hospital.







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SINATRAS, Soi 102; Spend 300 baht on drinks in a week and get a free two course dinner on the Sunday of that week. Wednesday 30th May 8pm pool presentation party with live music Regular Events

Beer O’ Clock Club, Khao Takiab (p2); Daily food specials from 6pm for only 169 baht. See ad or www. for details. Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102. (p 23); Every Friday from 5pm. Free Bar B Que when spend 180 bt - Hot Dogs (Bobby’s special Sausage), Baked Potatoes, Kebabs and potato salad. Free Sunday Dinner with purchase of 200 bt worth of any drinks or plus an added cash amount up to 200 bt. per person. Three sittings, at 2, 4 and 6pm, please call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 to book a time. Special prices on Leo Draft all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Dizzy Dolphin, Samorphong (p 2); Draft Chang 35 bt glass, 90 bt/ litre, Bottled beer - Leo, Tiger, Chang 45 bt, Singha 50 bt, Tiger Light, Heineken, San Mig Light 60 bt. Wine - 80 bt per glass. All day, every day. The Donkey’s Rest, Soi 94; Chang, Leo 39 baht per bottle, Singha, Heineken, Tiger 49 baht per bottle every Sat/Sun during football. Also 9am to 6pm every day special prices on selected beers. Down Town Bar, Soi Selakam; Buy 2 get 1 FREE any time, everyday. Headrock, Soi Sarakam; Mon - Fri

-10am til 8pm - 55 baht all beers/ selected spirits hua hin miss you (formerly Dick’s Office), Soi 80 (p 20); Barbeque every Saturday from 7pm, all you can eat 150 baht; Draft Leo now available, buy two get one free. London Bar, Poolsuk Road; Every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday live music with the Londoners playing songs from the sixties to the present. Free, regular drink prices. Margaritas, Night Market “Taco Tuesday” 100 Baht Chicken Burritos, Chicken Taquitos, or Chiken Chalupas. Happy Hour 10pm ‘til close. Mr Dan’s Guesthouse & Bar; Every Thursday killer pool comp. Papayita Bar, Soi Selakam (p 1); Happy Hour until 9pm every day; all beers 55 bt, all spirits 80 bt all cocktails 100 bt shake central, 2nd floor, Market Village; 15% off for AWOL readers with copy of advert. 99 baht bacon and egg roll with free coffee or tea. Talk Of The Town, Chomsin Rd (p 24); Happy Hour 3 - 6pm every day, all beers 50 baht Terrace 90, Soi 90; Large Buffet of BBQ, Ribs, Roast, Italian and of course Mexican every Tuesday just 299 baht. Sunday is Steak Night. Daily Lunch Specials. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm

Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 45 baht, large Leo 50 baht, restaurant and general store. Open daily 7am10pm. Restaurant closed Sunday. 085 405 6976 (T) 085 278 6576(E) Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, (p 6); Happy Hour 4.30 - 6.30pm. New range of ciders now available! British style Sunday Roasts:

Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 (p 23) Hua Hin Miss You (formerly Dick’s Office), Soi 80 (p 20) Jungle Juice, Soi Selekam Lin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78 - (p 4) Palm Bistro, Soi 88 (080 110 2839) Terrace 90, Soi 90 Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern (p 6)

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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: or submit your event to our new events page on www.awolonline. net Don’t Miss This Week No events notified for this week. Upcoming Honda Summer Fest - usually takes place in May on the beach near Khao Takiab but no details have been made public yet. Santorini Park Cha-Am GTH Fun Face - Saturday 2nd June 4pm to midnight. Concert featuring Suck Seed, Paradox, Jetset’er and a number of other Thai celebrities and performers at the recently opened shopping and funfair complex north of Cha-Am. Tickets 249 baht available at Thai Ticket Major. Hua Hin Jazz Festival - still no concrete information on this but the Tourist Authority of Thailand in Prachuap Kiri Khan say that it ‘might be the second weekend in June’. No information whatsoever as to who might be playing. 12

Ongoing Latin Dance Classes at the Vic Hua Hin. Cha-cha-cha, Salsa or Jive: Teacher San Pho On, South East Asia Champion and Asia Pacific Champion in Latin Dance, is very happy to welcome expats every Friday at 5pm. Just 300 Baht, no reservation necessary. Contact Chris: Souay Vista Social Club; Mondays and Wednesdays: Eddi and the Gangbusters. Tuesdays: blues jam session.

Thursdays: country jam session. Fridays: Blues Jam night -- hosted by the Souay Vista Blues Band. Saturdays: Special events/ drop in pot pourri Sundays: D7 (Phillipine band). Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: www. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd.

Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www., email: info@ Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: World Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Nightly Music 4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @Absorba Pub 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; Highenergy Thai country and rock. Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78. Nightly. Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor Pub Classic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for Life). Nightly from about 10 pm @ Usapasang Pub Do-Re-Mi at Milestones Pub, Hilton Hotel. Every night except Tuesday. Classic pop. Highly entertaining. Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro - Live Jazz on Wednesdays at 9pm by the Hua Hin Ensemble. Jazz 4 Dinner with the Hua Hin Ensemble: Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 pm @Rest Detail Hotel Live Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. House band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc.Tues, starts 8pm. Live Music at Terrace 90 Restaurant. Every Fri/ Sat Night from 7PM. LukNam Band, LukNam Pub. Thai

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Country and Rock. Nightly 10pm until very late. It rocks. Modern Thai Popular Music, Thonglor Pub. Every night, from 9 pm ‘til closing Piano Duo, Standards and Thai Songs Nightly from 8pm @Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant. Great fun. Piano Duo, Elvis and other popular music. Nightly @Livanto Restaurant Popular, Country, and Oldies. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. Nightly from 9pm Rock and Pop at Jimmy’s Bar, Soi Bintabaht Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm. Great fun, expect a crowd. Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. Uri (guitar) and Marayah (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz. Solo jazz with “Dr. Jazz” (Sverre Bey) Nightly 7-10 pm at the Fat Cat Guest House. Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant. Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with Hua Hin’s most venerable band. Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists. Thai Acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm. Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. Quite good, and often have guest artists. Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. Baan Chang. Soi 9 North, Cha Am. Next to Methavalai Hotel. Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach.

Tel 032 515597. Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road. Near the fishing pier. Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Rd Soi 7. Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999. Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro. Petchkasem Rd opp. Market Village. Tel. 032 532799 Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club. Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www. lost cafe, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Just before Cicada Market. Contact 032 511624. Web: Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant. com, email Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic

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light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www; The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. Email Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.




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wanted: furniture, appliances and more for a new guesthouse. We require a drinks fridge, chairs, tables, pool table and any relevant accessories. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115. SHOP FOR RENT, Naresdamri Road, (Hilton Hotel Road) on the front by the seafood restaurants. Good location for shop or coffee shop etc; No key money, Rent B 22,000 per month. Tel 089 8248173. wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000 Established restaurant business for sale. 32 covers, in 3-storey building on canal road. Large living quarters on two floors above restaurant.. Everything included in asking price of 500,000 baht (negotiable). One year remaining on lease, easily renewable. Rent 15,000 baht/ month. Please call 088 455 7812 or email for information or viewing.



guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115 Executive Housekeeper. Looking for a Female Thai National with at least 3 years experience in 5 star hotel as Executive / Asst. Exec Housekeeper, must be fluent in English, for a New venture in Hua Hin. Excellent package on offer to the right candidate. Please send your C.V to: cook required for guesthouse. Please contact at All Nations or call 081 817 3000. Bar Staff Required The Phoenix bar Hua Hin require Bar Staff to start now. Please call May on 086 169 1002 Cooks and Service Staff Positions available at CasaBlanca. Restaurant opening just before the Intercontinental Hotel, Phetkasem rd. Please apply in person late afternoons. Staff wanted Female waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ or call 080 727 4710 cook wanted for busy guesthouse/restaurant/bar in Khao Takiab catering for Thais and foreigners. Ability to cook western food and speak some English preferred but a good attitude and willingness to learn is enough. Good pay and conditions for the right person. Please contact 087 599 1912 if you are interested.

driving in thailand? International driving licence valid 5 years 1800 bt. Call 089 5308771 (eng) for sale Sofabed - Index Living Mall – “Vintage” White. Good condition, no tears, buyer must collect. Selling Baht 6,000 ono - Cost (New) Baht 9,900. Contact: or call 032 654652 Pool or Spa heater for sale, Pahlen brand, 18kW, high quality, electronic control box, fully automatic. Rarely used, great for those cool winter nights, or for a hot spa. 10,000 Baht o.n.o. Telephone 081 018 0558 Kids full drum kit up to 13 years, THB 6,000. Phone 085-291-8685 for details. Twin tub washing Machine used for only 4 months 1500 Bahts also New Toilet Pan still in crate (not flush) 750 Bahts. Contact Sue on or call 081 191 1364 three sewing machines, five tailors dummies and various shop display units,and items for sale. All immaculate condition Call for further details 089 5308771 (Eng), o89 1289556 (Thai) A lovely pair of curtains to fit a Patio window approx 7Ft. drop and 8 Ft. 4 inc. width. Purple with a slight stripe in it. 3.000 Baht. 8 Roman Blinds of various widths and drop of approx 4Ft. to match, complete with rails FREE All sizes are approximate. Telephone 087 773 6053 DARK WOOD DINING table and 4 chairs as new 10,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086 Samsung Refrigerator/ Freezer 219/52 litres capacity. Used very little and in excellent condition 4000thb. Call 088 543 9493 (English) Pranburi area. two electric Boncafe coffee machines for sale. New cost 34,000 and 46,000 Baht. Fully serviced, open to sensible offers around 10-12,000 Baht. Email info@ or call 080 727 4710 Hob For Sale. Teka Four Ring Hob (Three Gas Rings One Electric Ring) in Good Condition. Call 032 523604 Electric piano with song, style, voice and music database excellent condition full keyboard new 45.000 Baht will accept 17000 Baht Phone 087 773 6053


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General - sports palm hills golf membership for sale, 22 years remaining. 178,000 baht including transfer. No dealers please. Tel. 082 299 9483 Rubber boat for sale. A very good quality inflatable packed with features and at a great price; it is brand new, and has High Quality Constructed Hytex fabric - can be simply rolled up and packed in a carry bag. Inflatabule keel hard deck - sectioned lightweight and durable aluminium floor. This boat will take up to a 25hp engine, I have a Mercury Motor 3.4hp with the boat. Tel Keith on 086 096 3765 or e-mail SPRINGFIELD GOLF MEMBERSHIP for sale, best deal available right now 125,000 + the 107,000 transfer fee for 22 years remaining service fee paid for 2012. Call or email 0861 604 261 SPRINGFIELD GOLF MEMBERSHIP for sale. 165,000 + the 107,000 transfer fee for 24 years remaining service fee NOT paid for 2012. Call or email 0861 604 261 Slimmate 4200 Treadmill features include: Incline Adjuster, Calory Counter, Heart Rate/Pulse reader, Speed Indicater, Time and Distance Register. Little used, New condition. Extra’s Silicone lubricant and non slip Mat. Buyer to arrange transport. Contact Terry 088 542 2918 Price THB 20,000 LAKE VIEW GOLF memberships for sale. 2 available with 11 years remaining from 90,000bt + 13,000 transfer. Call or email 0861 604 261 PALM HILLS GOLF memberships for sale from 140,000bt + transfer fee with 22+ years remaining. Call or email 0861 604 261 KAYAK for sale Freefree Tri-Yak. Designed for up to 3 persons. Ideal for family recreation,touring and surfing. It has only been used 8 times, stored under cover and is in excellent condition.New price was 29,600 baht. Viewing is strongly recommended. 25,000 baht; contact or 086 761 9488 Lake View membership for sale. 3 available with 11 years remaining. Call Paul 0861 604 261. WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 set of irons for sale. Taylormade forged RAC irons 3-PW. S300 steel shafts. Free Taylormade golf bag. Call Paul 0861 604 261.

Motoring - 4 wheels pluS Toyota Vigo 3.0D 4 Door 40,000 km, December 2006, 1 owner from new, full service history, no accidents, taxed & insured to December 2012, leather upholstery, MP3 player, Carryboy storage box. THB 595,000. Contact Paul Phone: 089 288 7858 Alfa Romeo 156 Selespeed. Metallic Black with Red Momo leather. Engine and gear box excellent order. Body work is good but there are a few minor scuffs.160,000kms. THB 310,000. Call 087 821 1077 Cars For Rent Toyota Fortuner, Honda CRV, Honda City & Toyota Vigo 4 door pickup available for short and long term rental. Please call 032-532-417 or 0860176-121 for prices on the term you require.

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Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds Nissan Navara 4WD 2007 DC for sale. Car full accident free; perfect condition; only 75,000 km automatic transmission. New tires, back up sensors; professional Pioneer music/dvd/ipod etc. unit with backup camera, roll bar. Leather seats. Truck never loaded, only passengers. Full insurance till end October 2012. Color grey metal. Car available 12rd of April. Sale due to departure Thailand, European owner. Car serviced by Nissan only. Excellent deal. Price THB 570,000 Contact 085 343 4109 Honda CRV 2.4EL Metallic silver Honda CRV 2.4 EL automatic for sale. 22,000 Km, top spec., including rain sensors, automatic headlights, rear parking sensors, climate control, cruise control etc. plus Modulo package. Taxed and insured until September 2012. 920,000 Baht. Telephone 081 018 0558 for viewing and further details. Toyota Vigo Prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email

Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS Honda Elite Sk50 Dio Runs good, looks good and is a lot of fun for this 65yr old to ride.Located in HuaHin. No license plate or tax stickers required. Although this motor scooter is 50cc, I keep up with my friends on their 125cc’s no problem. Complete service manual available on the internet. 8500 bt obo. *Please Note: No offer will be considered unless you brought the money with you and are prepared to buy if the offer is accepted.Thank you. Contact 083 850 3647 or gilbertglenn@hotmail. com

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Honda Phantom Sadly I have to part from my pride and joy, a Honda Phantom in excellent condition. 28400 km on the meter. Regularly serviced. 1 year old tyres, new battery, no paint scratches. Black colour without any ugly flames. Crash bars, saddle bags and a pack box included. Extra strong horns attached. Runs like a charm. Seller and buyer splits transfer costs. Price THB 55,000. Call 087 585 8280 yamaha fino for sale - nice 2 year old Yamaha Fino for sale. Purple/ white, 10800 kms, serviced regularly by dealer, ridden by older farang and always stored under cover at our condo. Very nice, like new condition, 29,000 baht. Call Darrell at 081 015 8007 in Hua Hin. Honda Steed 400cc for sale good condition, returning to UK. Price THB 70,000 Email john. or call 080 427 8235 Dual Sport (Enduro Style) Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 model. Plated, road legal and only 3,400km. Loads of fun for Baht 67,000 incl transferable theft insurance. Cost Baht 82,000. Tel 0861669880 Email:

PERSONAL & SERVICES gardening & other services available. Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month for average size garden. Call 081 614 8728 for more details Do you need a meeting place? Bobby’s Bar now has a lounge/meeting room for private engagements. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 thai lessons at your place. Call 081 346 1046 elderly/patient care by professional nurse. English speaking, 1 - 4 hours or as requested. Call 089 919 9670 GIRLS FOR SERVICES house cleaning, cooking laundry etc. 1000 baht per km extra out of Hua Hin per hour very good rates on application call Nip 086 017 2938 Sam 089 212 7350 Noi 083 598 0724 or agent 084 753 6252 for more contacts and services

Wanted Bagpipe player wanted for Scottish wedding reception to be held in Hua Hin in early June. Contact Bill on 081 018 0558 for more details. Looking for tennis partner - medium/average level- 1 or 2 times/week. Call Robert 0866097470 golf trousers wanted If anyone can help I’m after the best place for buying golf trousers both for price and quality thanks all. WANTED WEIGHTLIFTING EQUIPMENT for home use: Tel. 080 859 8349 Thai or English

Property for sale HOUSE FOR SALE near Palm Hills Golf, set in a small complex, a spacious modern open plan 3 bedroom house with seperate dining and living room areas, European style kitchen and breakfast bar, Aircon throughout, impressive 11m pool and terrace. 3.9 million baht. Please call 086 120 0949 (English) or 089 824 8173 (Thai) condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 085 296 9113 bungalow with pool in Khao Noi area for sale. Three large double bedrooms, all ensuite, one with jacuzzi. Fully equipped and fitted European kichen, and everything built to European standards. Cable, satellite, internet and telephone all connected. Fully furnished. For more information email, call 081 649 8361 or visit desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email or Phone O86 758 4774

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VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

property for Rent Beautiful 3 Bed - 2 Bath Villa For Rent - Hua Hin. Sleeps 6. Located in a very private small housing development. Fully decorated with attention to detail. All bedrooms have queen size beds and wardrobes. Kitchen fully fitted to western standards. Spacious living room has 2 comfortable sofas, armchair, coffee table, TV, DVD, Stereo, and large French doors opening up to the balcony, garden and swimming pool. Available by day, week or month. Less than 7 days: 2,000 Baht/Day One Week: 8,000 Baht Two Weeks : 14,000 Baht Three Weeks: 18,000 Baht One-Three Months: 20,000 Baht/ month. Contact Craig Chapman Phone: 12503082355 Condo for rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq mtre condo for long term rent at Taweeporn condotel just behind kings hospital near soi 10. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25mtre swimming pool, bar, restaurant, fully equipped gymnasium. 10,000 baht per month or if condo is rented for 6 months or more with payment up front , owner will take 9,000 baht per month, Email to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361 Looking for someone to share the rental house. There is one moderate room with air con. and private bathroom. The location is in Tippawan 4, Samor Prong. Preferably female. For your part, I expect you to pay Bht.6,000 per month including electricity and water. Drop in to see the house phone 085 805 1592. brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centre Spanish style, fully furnished, Summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term.

Property wanted POOL VILLA RENTAL English couple in Hua Hin at the moment until the end of May. We are looking for a pool villa rental for one month from the end of June and also for one month from the end of August. Would like Western kitchen & UBC connection. Please contact me via email at Looking for home and small amount of property in the Hua Hin, Khao Takiab Area. Seeking a shell of a house (Thai or Falang style) that I can rebuild into a nice modern home. I am a degreed Industrial Engineer and am willing to rebuild the house from roof to septic system. I desire to buy or lease (ten to fifteen years). The house can be in any condition within the Khao Takiab area and can revert back to the property owner at the end of the long lease. The house/ property must have enough room to have or be able to build a two stall garage and workshop with storeroom. One or two floors maximum. Please contact me: ballardmartin@yahoo. com or telephone 08 4757 1483 Long Term Rental - 10,000 B or less. I live in Thailand 8 months each year. I have been in Thailand for 8 years. My Thai partner works at the Hilton. Excellent tenants who really care for property. If we can find the right spot, we will be VERY long term. Contact Robert 087 276 6545. Email



Only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre

flexible design Plans made to your request at no extra cost finance available Up to 50% - repayments based on a fixed 5% quality build European standards; construction by our own team with total project management

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Starting price 4.3 MB or 22,274 THB per month Plots available from 490 to 660 sq.m • 3 bed/2 bath service • 7 x 4m pool Our aim is your satisfaction. • Air-con Customer consultation • Pest control available in six languages • European kitchen • Hot/cold water Baan Warin 2 coming soon in Borfai!

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Hua Hin Condos with great views and facilities A beautiful condominium where the focus is on functionality, family friendly, quality and value for money. Facilities & services at this Golf Condominium Resort include indoor putting greens, lobby lounge area, kids pool and big swimming pool, café, exercise room, golf booking service, wireless internet, laundry, maid and security service, transportation etc.

Ref No.: 03252 1 Bed 72 sqm. from 3.5m baht 2 Bed 112 sqm. from 6m baht Call/ email for details Location! Location! Location! 3 different styled homes, which have been designed to suit your lifestyle. All these fantastic homes come with or without a pool, large covered terraces and share communal clubhouse. This development is built on a 44,800 sqm of land divided into 69 different sized plots giving you a choice most suitable to the house, garden or swimming pool you opt for. Lot areas: 320 to 600

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sqm, or more as desired Only 2 minutes from central Hua Hin

large garden villa A family villa featuring a beautiful large landscaped garden and outside cooking facilities. Inside a European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. The property comes completely furnished, with private dining and a garage, ready to move in. Freehold and chanote title, two water supplies. Full 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) satellite service free.

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Land size 800+ sqm Living area 200sqm

lovely villa with pool for sale or rent This villa on a good sized plot is well equipped and furnished; all bedrooms have fitted mirror wardrobes with 1 King and 2 Queen size beds. Living and dining rooms with large sofa, dining table and 6 chairs, tv and cabinet, European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) cooker/oven. Landscaped garden Land size 530sqm and swimming pool 8x4. Living space 212sqm

Air conditioned Fully furnished

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Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds For more information Call 081 649 8361 Property Marketplace Email live the dream - perfect golf course home Lovely home nestled in the breathtaking setting of the panoramic green mountains and lake within the development, your ownership comes with lifetime membership at this 18-hole championship golf course and residence. Facilities include: Clubhouse, Tennis, Badminton and Squash courts, Restaurant, Sauna, plus much more. 3 bed/ 4 bath

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Living area 480 sqm Swimming Pool

Large house and land 5 minutes from Hua Hin Beautiful two storey house and maid/guest house on large plot with a unique 15 metre swimming pool in an enclosed secured area, which includes lighted driveway only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre with mountain views and 5/10 minutes from Asia’s finest golf clubs. Sale due to relocation.

4 bedrooms Separate 1 bedroom house Land size 3000 sqm

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stunning borfai bungalow New L shaped bungalow in Bor Fai, on huge corner plot, All bedrooms have ensuite bathrooms and overlook patios. Open plan with bright, spacious rooms. Full European kitchen with island. Outdoor Thai kitchen. All cabinetry is teak with granite countertops. Large teak /granite bar adjoining the lounge. Must view. 3 Bed 4 Bath

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Living: 430 sqm. Land: 1311 sqm.

hillside breezes and stunning sunsets This development features properties with European style fitted kitchen, a Private pool, Hot water system, High-speed Internet, Fully air-conditioned, 24 Hour Security. The area is surrounded by mountains with astonishing sunsets. The hillside area is on slightly higher land which has blessed it with a steady cool breeze coming from the sea. Â 3 bed /2 bath

Air conditioned throughout Underground electricity

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gardening services available Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month for average size garden. Lawnmowing, watering, trimming, weeding and all general gardening. Special treatments or services on request. We have our own equipment but please supply your preferred fertilisers or chemicals. Email for more details Free listing on the AWOL Directory

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HUA HIN GOLF Hua Hin Golf Society

Results: 4th May 2012 Majestic B - C Stableford 1st Han Hakvoort 38 pts 2nd Al Achermann 36 pts 3rd Eric Taylor 36 pts 4th Neil Henderson 35 pts 1st May 2012 Kaeng Krachan L - V Stableford 1st Boom Schroeder 37 pts 2nd Beate Wallace 36 pts 3rd Peter Adams 33 pts 4th Ben Amelsvoort 33 pts forthcoming fixtures Tues 15th May 2012 Banyan 4 Man Waltz Fri 18th May 2012 Lakeview Stableford Tues 22nd May 2012 Palm Hills Stableford Fri 25th May 2012 Banyan Medal / Stableford Tues 29th May 2012 Seapines Summer Pairs / Stableford Fri 1st June 2012 Black Mountain 2 Man Scramble

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RESULTS 2nd May 2012 Sea Pines Stableford 20 Entered 1st Ronnie Thorley (20) 37pts; 2nd Gez Tracey (13) 37pts; 3rd Pat Curran (25) 35pts; 4th Barry Fitzgerald (7) 34pts 7th May 2012 Lake View CD Strokeplay 10 Entered 1st Geoff Batt-Rawden (6) 72 net; 2nd Craig Miller (2) 72 net; 3rd Brent O’Bell 74 net ; 4th Bob Welsh 74 net Upcoming Fixtures Mon 14th May 2012 Majestic Creek Individual Stableford Competition Weds 16th May 2012 Palm Hills GCIndividual Stableford Competition Mon 21st May 2012 Lake View CD - Two Man Texas Scramble Weds 23rd May 2012 Lake View AB Individual Stableford Competition Mon 28th May 2012 Lake View AB - 4 Ball Better Ball Weds 30th May 2012 Black Mountain Individual Stableford Competition

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Results: 2nd may 2012 Not available at press time - see next week next fixtures Weds 16th May - TBA Weds 30th May - TBA

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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Results: 27th April 2012 Front 9 - A.Simpson 22 pts. Back 9 - D.Bayley 16 pts. Overall - A.Simpson 34 pts. 4th May 2012 Front 9 - D.Bayley 18 pts. Back 9 - J.Lynch 16 pts. Overall - J.Lynch 32 pts.



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results Week 12 7th May 2012 All Nation 5 - 7 Sunset Boulevard Ladies Bobby’s Birds 5 - 7 Railway Tavern Ladies Clansmen Pub 9 - 3 Muan Ladies Dara Bar Ladies 8 - 4 Maria 2 Bar Head Rock Cafe 12 - 0 Maria 1 Bar Jaew Bar v Magic Point n/a Talk / Town Ladies 7 - 5 Lord Webb Ladies League Table Team Clansmen Pub Railway Tavern Muan Ladies Bobby’s Birds Head Rock Cafe Dara Bar Ladies Talk of the Town Sunset B’levard Lord Webb All Nation

P W 12 11 11 10 12 8 12 7 12 7 12 6 12 5 12 6 12 5 11 4

D 0 0 1 2 1 2 2 0 1 0

L 1 1 3 3 4 4 5 6 6 7

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Pts 22 20 17 16 15 14 12 12 11 8

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Team Lucky Shot A Oasis Maria Bar JW Black Eagle A Eagle B Sunset B’levard Maria Bar 2 Dolphin Bar JW Red

P 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23

7 -46


Garden Girls

23 6

5 12 -18



0 10 -54


Talk of the Town 23 7

2 14 -30



1 10 -26


Lazy Daze

23 5

1 17 -34


Play Sports Lge 23 4

1 18 -78


Return Bar

23 1

0 22 -110


HuaHin Miss You 23 0

0 23 -120


fixtures Week 13 14th May 2012 Magic Point v Lord Webb Ladies Maria 1 Bar v Jaew Bar Maria 2 Bar v Head Rock Cafe Muan Ladies v Dara Bar Ladies Railway Tavern Ladies v Clansmen Pub Sunset Boulevard Ladies v Bobby’s Birds Talk of The Town Ladies v All Nation 20


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Week 14 21st May 2012 All Nation v Bobby’s Birds Maria 1Bar v Lord Webb Ladies Maria 2 Bar v Jaew Bar Muan Ladies v Head Rock Cafe Railway Tavern Ladies v Dara Bar Ladies Sunset Boulevard Ladies v Clansmen Pub Talk of The Town Ladies v Magic Point Week 15 28th May 2012 Bobby’s Birds v Talk of The Town Ladies Clansmen Pub v All Nation Dara Bar Ladies v Sunset Boulevard Ladies Head Rock Cafe v Railway Tavern Ladies Jaew Bar v Muan Ladies Lord Webb Ladies v Maria 2 Bar Magic Point v Maria 1Bar

W 17 19 17 14 15 13 11 10 9 7

D 5 1 4 6 3 6 6 6 5 7

L 1 3 2 3 5 4 6 7 9 9

+/- Pts 90 39 76 39 80 38 52 34 46 33 32 32 14 28 6 26 10 23 -16 21

this week’s fixtures Week 24 11th May 2012 Dolphin Bar v JW Black Eagle A v Sunset Boulevard Hua Hin Miss You v Garden Girls JW Red v Eagle B Lazy Daze v Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 2 v Oasis Return Bar v Maria Bar Talk Of The Town v Play Sports Lounge

FOLLOWING WEEKS’ FIXTURES Week 26 25th May 2012 Dolphin Bar v Lucky Shot A Eagle A v Garden Girls Hua Hin Miss You v Play Sports Lounge JW Black v Sunset Boulevard Lazy Daze v Maria Bar Maria Bar 2 v JW Red Return Bar v Eagle B Talk Of The Town v Oasis Week 27 1st June 2012 Eagle B v Hua Hin Miss You Garden Girls v Dolphin Bar JW Red v Talk Of The Town Lucky Shot A v JW Black Maria Bar v Eagle A Oasis v Return Bar Play Sports Lounge v Lazy Daze Sunset Boulevard v Maria Bar 2

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next week’s fixtures Week 25 18th May 2012 Eagle B v Talk Of The Town Garden Girls v Lazy Daze JW Black v Maria Bar 2 Lucky Shot A v Eagle A Maria Bar v Hua Hin Miss You Oasis v JW Red Play Sports Lounge v Return Bar Sunset Boulevard v Dolphin Bar

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RESULTS Week 14 9th May 2012 BLUE DIVISION All Nations A 11 - 8 PP Headrock New v Sabai n/a JW Black 8 - 11 All Nations B Red Bar v JW Red n/a No game - Headrock Old

fixtures Week 15 16th May 2012 BLUE DIVISION All Nations B v All Nations A JW Red v Headrock Old PP v Red Bar Sabai v JW Black No game - Headrock New

green division Billys A v Limelight n/a King Bar B v Jungle Juice B n/a Moonlight v Billys B n/a Pink Panther v King Bar A n/a No game - Jungle Juice A

green division Billys B v Billys A Jungle Juice B v Moonlight King Bar A v Jungle Juice A Limelight v Pink Panther No game - King Bar B

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Week 16 23rd May 2012 BLUE DIVISION All Nations A v Sabai Headrock Old v PP JW Black v Headrock New Red Bar v All Nations B No game - JW Red

Team PP JW Red Red Bar JW Black Sabai Headrock New All Nations B All Nations A Headrock Old

P W 13 10 12 8 11 6 13 6 11 6 11 6 12 4 12 4 11 3

L 3 4 5 7 5 5 8 8 8

+/- Pts 44 20 22 16 7 12 3 12 6 12 -5 12 -18 8 -32 8 -27 6

green division League Table Team Jungle Juice B King Bar A Pink Panther Billys B Limelight Moonlight Jungle Juice A King Bar B Billys A

P W L +/11 9 2 57 12 9 3 28 11 7 4 27 11 7 4 13 11 6 5 1 11 6 5 -7 11 4 7 -11 11 1 10 -47 11 1 10 -61

Pts 18 18 14 14 12 12 8 2 2


results Week 12 9th May 2012 Clansmen Pub v Muan Bar n/a Maria 2 Bar v Eagle Bar n/a Talk of the Town B v Talk of the Town A n/a The Lord Webb Bar v Dolphin Bar n/a league table Team Maria 2 Bar Eagle Bar Clansmen Pub Talk / Town A Muan Bar Dolphin Bar The Lord Webb Talk / Town B

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L 0 1 6 6 6 6 7 8

+/- Pts 72 20 39 18 -4 8 -12 8 -16 8 -17 8 -22 6 -40 4


green division Billys B v Jungle Juice A Jungle Juice B v Pink Panther King Bar B v Billys A Limelight v King Bar A No game - Moonlight

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D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Week 14 23rd May 2012 Clansmen Pub v Dolphin Bar Maria 2 Bar v Talk of the Town Bar B Talk of the Town Bar A v Eagle Bar The Lord Webb Bar v Muan Bar

Week 17 30th May 2012 BLUE DIVISION All Nations B v Headrock Old Headrock New v All Nations A PP v JW Red Sabai v Red Bar No game - JW Black


W 10 9 4 4 4 4 3 2

fixtures Week 13 16th May 2012 Dolphin Bar v Talk of the Town Bar A Eagle Bar v Clansmen Pub Muan Bar v Maria 2 Bar Talk of the Town Bar B v The Lord Webb Bar

green division Billys A v Jungle Juice B Jungle Juice A v Limelight Moonlight v King Bar B Pink Panther v Billys B No game - King Bar A


P 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10







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results Week 8 8th May 2012 DIVISION 1 All Nations B v Black Magic n/a Buddy Bar 12 - 6 All Nations A CAT Karaoke 10 - 8 Jaew Bar Jungle Juice 14 - 4 Paradise

DIVISION 2 Headrock Bar v Hua Hin Miss You n/a Muan Ladies v The Clansmen n/a Robin’s Rest v CAT Jiggapik n/a White Magic v Sunset Boulevard n/a

DIVISION 1 table

DIVISION 2 table

Team Jungle Juice Buddy Bar Paradise CAT Karaoke Black Magic Play Sports Lge Jaew Bar All Nations A All Nations B

P 6 6 7 5 2 3 5 4 4

W 6 5 3 3 2 1 1 0 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 1 4 2 0 2 4 4 4

+/- Pts 74 12 56 10 -2 6 -4 6 22 4 -14 2 -48 2 -40 0 -44 0

fixtures Week 9 15th May 2012 DIVISION 1 All Nations A v All Nations B Black Magic v Jaew Bar CAT Karaoke v Jungle Juice Play Sports Lounge v Buddy Bar Week 10 22nd May 2012 DIVISION 1 All Nations B v Play Sports Lounge Jaew Bar v All Nations A Jungle Juice v Black Magic Paradise v CAT Karaoke

Team Jungle Juice B Robin’s Rest CAT Jiggapik The Clansmen Headrock Bar White Magic HuaHin Miss You Muan Ladies Sunset B’levard

P 6 5 4 5 4 4 5 4 3

W 4 4 3 2 2 2 2 0 0

D 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 1 1 0 3 2 2 3 4 3

+/- Pts 34 9 36 8 26 7 14 4 0 4 -4 4 -28 4 -34 0 -44 0

DIVISION 2 Hua Hin Miss You v White Magic Jungle Juice B v Muan Ladies Sunset Boulevard v Robin’s Rest The Clansmen v Headrock Bar DIVISION 2 CAT Jiggapik v Sunset Boulevard Headrock Bar v Jungle Juice B Robin’s Rest v Hua Hin Miss You White Magic v The Clansmen

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results Week 3 3rd May 2012 Jungle Juice 9 - 3 All Nations Head Rock 2 - 10 Cat Karaoke Magic 6 - 6 Hua Hin Miss You Jaew Bar 4 - 8 JWs Cat Jiggapik V Clansmen n/a

fixtures Week 5 17th May 2012 Cat Karaoke v Hua Hin Miss You Clansmen v Jeaw Bar Head Rock v Cat Jiggapik Jungle Juice v JWs Magic v All Nations

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Week 6 24th May 2012 All Nations v Cat Karaoke Cat Jiggapik v Jungle Juice Clansmen v Head Rock Jeaw Bar v Magic JWs v Hua Hin Miss You

Team Jungle Juice Magic Cat Karaoke JWs Jaew Bar Head Rock Clansmen HuaHin Miss You CAT Jiggapik All Nations

P 3 2 2 2 3 2 1 3 1 2

W 3 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0

D 0 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0

L 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 2 1 2

+/- Pts 24 6 8 3 8 3 4 3 2 3 -4 2 0 1 -18 1 -8 0 -10 0

Week 7 31st May 2012 All Nations v JWs Cat Jiggapik v Hua Hin Miss You Clansmen v Jungle Juice Jeaw Bar v Head Rock Magic v Cat Karaoke

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results Week 9 9th May 2012 Bobby’s Bangers v Bobby’s Bar n/a Lanla Bar v Dara Bar n/a Railway Tavern v Beach Hut Bar n/a Sinatras v Beer O’Clock Club n/a Sunset Boulevard v Maria’s Bar n/a No game - The Squealing Pig league table Team Beach Hut Bar Dara Bar Squealing Pig Sunset B’levard Maria’s Bar Bobby’s Bar Lanla Bar Sinatras Bobby’s Bangers Railway Tavern Beer O’Clck Club

P W D 7 6 1 7 5 1 8 5 0 7 5 0 8 3 2 7 4 0 8 3 0 7 2 1 7 0 3 7 0 3 7 0 3

L 0 1 3 2 3 3 5 4 4 4 4

Fixtures Week 10 16th May 2012 Bobby’s Bangers v Bobby’s Bar Lanla Bar v Dara Bar Railway Tavern v Beach Hut Bar Sinatras v Beer O’Clock Club Sunset Boulevard v Maria’s Bar No game - The Squealing Pig Week 11 23rd May 2012 Bobby’s Bangers v Bobby’s Bar Lanla Bar v Dara Bar Railway Tavern v Beach Hut Bar Sinatras v Beer O’Clock Club Sunset Boulevard v Maria’s Bar No game - The Squealing Pig Week 12 30th May 2012 Bobby’s Bangers v Bobby’s Bar Lanla Bar v Dara Bar Railway Tavern v Beach Hut Bar Sinatras v Beer O’Clock Club Sunset Boulevard v Maria’s Bar No game - The Squealing Pig

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Pts 13 11 10 10 8 8 6 5 3 3 3

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results Saturday, 5th may 2012 Hua Hin Premier League Peppino’s 1 - 1 Leopards (played early) X-plode 4 - 6 The Kop (played early) Sunday 6th May 2012 Hua Hin Premier League X-plode 1 - 4 Vikings Hua Hin Premier League table Team P W D 1 Sport Dome 13 11 1 2 Vikings 13 11 1 3 The Kop 13 8 2 4 Leopards 13 3 3 5 Kok Moo 13 3 2 6 My Friend 11 2 3 7 X-plode 11 2 2 8 Peppino’s 13 2 2

L 1 1 3 7 8 6 7 9

GD 46 40 16 -13 -13 -22 -14 -40

Pts 34 34 26 12 11 9 8 8

Hua Hin Championship table Team P W D 1 Kok Moo A 13 11 2 2 Seven Storms 12 9 1 3 Baan Keela 13 8 2 4 X-Hamter 13 7 2 5 Gorilla Pirate 12 3 5 6 Black Demon 13 3 2 7 Lifeguards 12 2 1 8 Hua Hin Pran 14 0 1

L 0 2 3 4 4 8 9 13

GD 36 27 24 9 -6 -7 -21 -62

Pts 35 28 26 23 14 11 7 1

FIXTURES Saturday, 12th may 2012 Hua Hin Premier League My Friend v The Kop 20:00 X-plode v Sport Dome 21:00 Hua Hin Championship Seven Storms v Gorilla 18:00 Lifeguards v Black Demon 19:00 sunday 13th may 2012 Hua Hin Premier League X-plode v Kok Moo 19:00 Peppino’s v My Friend 21:00 Hua Hin Championship Kok Moo A v Gorilla 18:00 Lifeguards v Baan Keela 20:00 Saturday 19th May 2012 Hua Hin Premier League Leopards v X-plode 18:00 Vikings v My Friend 19:00 Hua Hin Championship Seven Storms v Kok Moo A 20:00 X-Hamter v Gorilla 21:00 FA CUP FINAL Vikings v Leopards 22:00

Sunday 20th MAY 2012 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL Allianz Arena, Munich, Germany Bayern Munich v Chelsea 01:45 This should be gripping stuff as Bayern have home advantage which suits Chelsea - they will be classed as underdogs for once and can play a counter attacking game. Tough call as to the final outcome but it will be tight; the Blues will miss Terry (some might say a blessing in disguise) and we think it will be the German side who will triumph.

fixtures (all times Thailand) Predictions: 1=home win, 2=away win, 3=draw Saturday, 12th may 2012 scottish premier 1 Aberdeen v St Mirren 15:00 2 Dunfermline v Kilmarnock 15:00 1 Inverness CT v Hibernian 15:00 Sunday 13th may 2012 Premier League 1 Chelsea v Blackburn 15:00 3 Everton v Newcastle 15:00 1 Man City v QPR 15:00 1 Norwich v Aston Villa 15:00 1 Stoke v Bolton 15:00 2 Sunderland v Man Utd 15:00 1 Swansea v Liverpool 15:00 3 Tottenham v Fulham 15:00 1 West Brom v Arsenal 15:00 1 Wigan v Wolves 15:00 scottish premier 1 Celtic v Hearts 12:30 1 Motherwell v Dundee Utd 12:30 2 St Johnstone v Rangers 12:30 Saturday, 19th may 2012 championship playoff final Wembley Stadium, London, England West Ham/Cardiff v Blackpool/Birmingham 21:00 Sunday 20th MAY 2012 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL Allianz Arena, Munich, Germany 1 Bayern Munich v Chelsea 01:45 saturday 26th May 2012 League 1 Play-Off Final Wembley Stadium, London, England Sheffield Utd/Stevenage v MK Dons/Huddersfield 3pm sunday 27th May 2012 League 2 Play-Off Final Wembley Stadium, London, England Crewe/Southend v Cheltenham/Torquay 3pm

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english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Man City Man Utd Arsenal Tottenham Newcastle Chelsea Everton Liverpool Fulham West Brom Sunderland Swansea Norwich Stoke Wigan Aston Villa QPR Bolton Blackburn Wolves

P 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37 37

GD 63 55 24 23 7 18 8 8 -1 -6 0 -8 -16 -17 -21 -14 -22 -31 -29 -41

PTS 86 86 67 66 65 61 53 52 52 47 45 44 44 44 40 38 37 35 31 25

FANTASY FOOTBALL AWOL Challenge Top Ten Pos Team 1 Hua Hin United 2 Mr Cha Aming 3 I am...Sasha Fierce 4 Beeblebrox 5 Cool Dudes 6 เอฟซีเชลซี 7 8 9 10

Hell Rovers Heskeys Rollerskates Red and Blue Bangers Dunne’s Destroyers

GW 61 46 59 47 62 50

TOT 2,067 2,056 2,025 1,998 1,976 1,894

61 46 32 16

1,869 1,854 1,854 1,785




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