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hua hin, THAILAND The slow transition of Hua Hin from quaint fishing village to bustling city seems to have almost completed, with both the good and the bad aspects of that coming to the fore in recent months. We have covered the good many times, as it brings prosperity and jobs, but one bad aspect we feel is timely to report on now. An increasing number of foreign tourists and residents are falling victim to the criminal elements that are also attracted to the town, and one activity that seems to be on the increase is the targeting of drunk foreigners whose drinks are ‘spiked’, which often leads on to them being robbed of money and valuables, either in their own room or elsewhere. One tourist was found dead in his room this year after such a crime, having been given an overdose of the sleeping drug Xanax. Very often, victims have little or no memory of what happened, which makes police action difficult. As high season kicks in, AWOL wants to be sure that people are on their guard against the gangs who are perpetrating these crimes; never leave drinks unattended and avoid being taken to places alone that you are unfamiliar with. If in doubt, go to your accommodation or home, alone.

correction - borfai bike attack We would like to apologise to the Ayling family for some inaccuracies in the report we ran last week about the attack on Mr Paul Ayling. We stated that the police “apparently have a large number of suspects derived from numerous complaints made against Mr Ayling to them” but this is not correct, and we have been told that only one official complaint has been made. Mr Ayling is still in critical condition in hospital, and planned attempts to bring him out of a coma have been postponed for now. Police are reportedly interviewing suspects but no arrests had been made at press time.

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Local Forecast AND TIDES Low °C High °C High Tide Low Tide Saturday Pleasant; sun and high clouds 22 29 11:08 2:55 Sunday Pleasant with sunny spells 22 30 11:16 3:01/ 20:15 Monday Partly sunny and nice 22 29 11:27 20:15 Tuesday Nice with clouds and sun 23 30 11:32 20:35 Wednesday Humid with periods of rain 24 29 11:15 21:03 Thursday Humid with rain 24 28 6:17 21:35 Friday Cloudy, humid, showers & t-storms 24 27 6:32 22:10 Please note that the tide times are a prediction so may not be completely accurate as local weather conditions can affect them Exchange Rates (01-12-11) TT Buying rate Currency Baht US Dollar 30.83 Pound Sterling 48.23 Euro 41.30 Japanese Yen 39.48 Malaysian Ringgit 9.06 Singapore Dollar 23.84 Brunei Dollar 23.11 Chinese Yuan 4.82 Indonesian Rupiah 3.05 Indian Rupee 0.52 Korean Won 0.02 Australian Dollar 31.28 New Zealand Dollar 23.86 Swiss Franc 33.59 Danish Krone 5.54 Norwegian Krone 5.31 Swedish Krona 4.54 Canadian Dollar 30.09 UAE Dirham 6.77 Bahrain Dinar 57.46 Omani Rial 54.56 Qatar Riyal 6.66 AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, regarding these rates and shall not be liable for any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.

Useful Numbers Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 TAT 032 513885 Tourist Info. Centre 032 512 120 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018

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Do you wonder why we say certain things, or what they really mean? Each week we will examine a different word or phrase and tell you how it came about. This week it is.. In like Flynn To be quickly and/or emphatically successful, usually in a sexual or romantic context. This phrase is commonly said to be a reference to Errol Flynn, the Australian film actor. Flynn was famous for his romantic swashbuckler roles in Hollywood films and for his flamboyant private life. His reputation as a hard-drinking, hell-raising ladies’ man was apparently well justified, although it has doubtless been enhanced by his delight in playing up to his image. For instance, he entitled his autobiography - My Wicked, Wicked Ways and also did nothing to dispel the incredible but nonetheless widespread rumours as to the the size of his manhood and the number of women who had shared his bed. Flynn was acquitted in February 1943 for the statutory rape of a teenage girl. The word in had been used with regard to success, good fortune or sexual conquest for some years prior to the 1940s; for example: John Mills’ Life Race-Horse, 1854: “The handicapper ... considerately classed me among the middle ones, and awarded 6 st. 12 lb. as my burthen. ‘He’s vell in,’ said my owner, ‘very vell in.’”; Alfred Mason’s Clementina, 1901: “His luck for the moment was altogether in.”; E. Wilson’s Twenties, 1923: “Well, did Mr. Wilson get it in tonight?” All of the above might lead us to believe that origin of the phrase ‘in like Flynn’ is clear. As so often though, things aren’t quite as tidy as they might first seem. The earliest recorded use of the phrase is in a December 1946 edition of American Speech: “In like Flynn, everything is O.K. In other words, the pilot is having no more trouble than Errol Flynn has in his cinematic feats.”

That doesn’t have the sexual connotations that the phrase acquired later. There’s also an earlier, albeit oblique, reference from 1942 - in The San Francisco Examiner (Sports section): “Answer these questions correctly and your name is Flynn, meaning you’re in, provided you have two left feet and the written consent of your parents.” Errol Flynn’s particular notoriety as someone especially likely to be ‘in’ in a sexual sense came about after his trial in 1943, although he was already known as a screen romantic lead. If the phrase does derive from his name then it appears to have been coined in regard to his all-round flamboyance and fame - which were both considerable by 1942 - rather than specifically his sexual success. Another possible figure who could plausibly have been the source of the phrase is the political organizer Edward J. Flynn. He was a campaign manager for the Democratic party during the 1930s and 40s and was well-known to be highly effective at arranging political successes. Such machiavellian organizers were known as bosses. Flynn, with some irony, called his autobiography ‘You’re the Boss’, in a reference to the American voting public. Edward J. Flynn had not been associated with the phrase ‘in like Flynn’ prior to efforts by etymologists to explain it though and no records from the 1940s make any such link. It seems very much more likely that Errol Flynn is the Flynn in question and, although the phrase may have been used before he was at the peak of his celebrity, it became well-known by association with him. In 1967 James Coburn starred in the film, ‘In Like Flint’. This was a sequel to the 1966 ‘Our Man Flint’ and presumably the screenwriters, on the lookout for another ‘Flint’ phrase, opted for a play on ‘In like Flynn’. There’s now some confusion between the two phrases and some use ‘In like Flint’ as if it were synonymous with ‘In like Flynn’.

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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net Don’t Miss This Week Souay Vista Social Club open again! Regular weekly schedule as follows: Tuesdays: Classic Rock with the Stone Band. Wednesdays: Reggae and Thai music -- for now with Tim, Ekk and Go, -- the bass, guitar and drum guys from the house blues band. “Live Karaoke!!”. Thursdays: ‘Open Mic’ night - featuring Celtic/ Folk/Country/ Blues and other forms of chaos. Fridays: Blues Jam night -- hosted by the Souay Vista Blues Band. Saturdays: Souay Vista Blues Band. Sundays: ‘buffet’ night with various performers depending on who comes by, and sometimes a concert night. Mondays: Open night.

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Fringe Festival – La Danse. Saturday, 3rd December 2011, 7.30 pm at the Vic Hua Hin. Urban Bones Dance company presents these Fall 2011 pieces by the reknowned French choreographer Pedro Pauwels. The three pieces are “Entre-mains” by Pedro Pauwels, a new solo interpretated by UBDC’s resident choreographer, Philippe Saint-Paul, “Haiku” (How does it feel to be near someone who is not there), and “Morphoses” by UBDC resident choreographer Philippe Saint-Paul. Tickets 900, 700 and 500 Baht (students 50% discount) are available at Vic Hua Hin: 032-827-814 to 815. Upcoming Fringe Festival – X-mas Eve @ Vic Hua Hin Saturday, 24th December 2011, 6 pm On Christmas Eve, Vic Hua Hin and the Patravadi High School Hua Hin would like to invite you

to spend a couple of hours with Christmas songs, turkey, students performances and the magic ambience of X-Mas Eve @ Vic Hua Hin. Donations for our scholarship fund for young performing artists are greatly appreciated. This very family friendly evening will offer you in a relaxed atmosphere live music from Patravadi High School teachers and students, Christmas songs by the British Educational Children’s Centre Choir (The BECC), games, delicious herb salad, traditional turkey, wine and of course hot wine punch! Please book your table in advance. Come and make your reservation at Vic Hua Hin or call us: 032 827 814-5. We are looking forward to an enchanting Christmas evening @ Vic Hua Hin! Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490;

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Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. They are quite good, and often have guest artists. Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, next to the cable TV office, and across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. Baan Chang. Soi 9 North, Cha Am. Next to Methavalai Hotel. Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach. Tel 032 515597. Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road. Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com. Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Rd Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/ Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999. Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club. Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www. livantohuahin.com Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just

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North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 www.restdetailhotel.com Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant. com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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Property Marketplace Excellent opportunity in well established development This wonderful three storey home is a stones throw away from the beach and walking distance from restaurants and shops in this local scenic village. Within a well established development of 70 homes, 35 each side. This also has the largest communal swimming pool in Hua Hin.

3 Bed/ 3 Bath 50m from beach Ref No. 03256 280 sqm internal space Call/ email for details Last available condo in superb location An opportunity has arisen to acquire this last remaining 160 sq m condo with 100% private access to a stunning white sand beach with sweeping coastline.

3 Bed/ 3 Bath 15 min drive to Hua Hin Centre Living: 150 sqm.

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Peace and tranquility south of Hua Hin This magnificent two storey house is 15 minutes drive to the south of Hua Hin.The property stands in its own spacious, tropical garden and benefits from beautiful and peaceful views of the surrounding green hills.

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4 Bed/ 3 Bath Land: 497 sqm. Living: 325 sqm.

Hua Hin Condos with great views and facilities A beautiful condominium where the focus is on functionality, family friendly, quality and value for money. Facilities & services at this Golf Condominium Resort include indoor putting greens, lobby lounge area, kids pool and big swimming pool, café, exercise room, golf booking service, wireless internet, laundry, maid and security service, transportation etc.

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beautiful house on huge plot in samorphong This lovely house is immaculately presented and will be an immediate home for whoever snaps it up. Featuring a European kitchen, separate dining, living and lounge rooms, a maid/ guest house, air-con throughout, a two car port, a 25,000 litre water tank and a 50’ x 30‘ pool, it also has beautiful English style gardens and is located on a very 3 Bed popular, well established development.

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Living: 250 sqm. Land: 1000 sqm.

great value off plan condo in khao takiab Off Plan studio apartment for sale in the beautiful Khao Takiab area of Hua Hin, 10km drive to central Hua Hin and walking distance to the beach, local shops and restaurants. This studio is on a corner plot which will have terrific mountain views. Perfect for a vacation home or a rental investment property. Facilities: Fitness centre, Security, Car Park, Communal Garden and Pool Features: Unfurnished (packages available), Air Con, Satellite TV, Wifi, Telephone Lines, Water Tank

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new beachfront condo close to town centre Luxurious one bed beachfront condominium and a magnificent five star gateway onto a 90m beachfront located in the heart of Hua Hin. It’s colourful, innovative blend of authentic and contemporary features of Morocco sets it apart with its enchanted private garden and extravagant lagoon. Just 2 minutes from the Night Market/ Hua Hin Centre. Facilities include a Fountain island with spa seating, multiple pools including children’s pool with slider, Driveway Car Park and Underground Parking, 24 hrs Security System with CCTV, Floating garden, Fitness room

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Two storey Galleria home West of Hua Hin Stunning home on a development surrounded by several world class golf courses including Black Mountain golf club. Breathtaking mountain and sea views. The developer will offer 50% finance on this project over a three year period at the basic rate of 7%. Also included is a free furniture package worth 700,000 baht. The road and infrastructure around this project is the very best as it shares the neighbourhood with H.M the Queen’s palace.

4 Bed/ 4 Bath 4 x 8m Pool Ref No.: HH10009 10 min drive to Hua Hin Call/ email for details Living: 356 sqm. Land: 580 sqm.

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Property Marketplace beachfront condos in sought after development Fully Furnished with near new quality furniture including all kitchen amenities. Features: Balcony and Window Flywire Screens, Water Purifier, Hot Water System in Both Bathrooms, Full TV/CD Surround System, Installed Free Australian Network TV Channel, Landline Telephone.

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Large house and land 5 minutes from Hua Hin Beautiful two storey house and maid/guest house on large plot with a unique 15 metre swimming pool in an enclosed secured area, which includes lighted driveway only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre with mountain views and 5/10 minutes from Asia’s finest golf clubs. Sale due to relocation.

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Exclusive Luxury House for Sale/ Rent Stunning luxury home North of Hua Hin within large electric gated grounds. Infinity pool allowing sea breeze on 2nd level. European kitchen and lounge on 2nd floor, 1st floor comprises of 2 bedrooms and car port for 5 cars at the back. Sea and spectacular 3 Storeys mountain views. Land size 3 rai

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Location! Location! Location! 3 different styled homes, which have been designed to suit your lifestyle. All these fantastic homes come with or without a pool, large covered terraces and share communal clubhouse. This development is built on a 44,800 sqm of land divided into 69 different sized plots giving you a choice most suitable to the house, garden or swimming pool you opt for. Lot areas: 320 to 600

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live the dream - perfect golf course home Lovely home nestled in the breathtaking setting of the panoramic green mountains and lake within the development, your ownership comes with lifetime membership at this 18hole championship golf course and residence. Facilities include: Sports centre, Clubhouse, Tennis courts, Squash courts, Restaurant, Sauna, Badminton court plus much more.

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3 bed/ 4 bath Living area 480 sqm Swimming Pool

hillside breezes and stunning sunsets This development features properties with European style fitted kitchen, a Private pool, Hot water system, High-speed Internet, Fully air-conditioned, 24 Hour Security. The area is surrounded by mountains with astonishing sunsets. The hillside area is on slightly higher land which has blessed it with a steady cool breeze coming from the sea. 3 bed /2 bath

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large garden villa A family villa featuring a beautiful large landscaped garden and outside cooking facilities. Inside a European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. The property comes completely furnished, with private dining and a garage, ready to move in. Freehold and chanote title, two water supplies. Full 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) satellite service free.

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Land size 800+ sqm Living area 200sqm

lovely villa with pool for sale or rent This villa on a good sized plot is well equipped and furnished; all bedrooms have fitted mirror wardrobes with 1 King and 2 Queen size beds. Living and dining rooms with large sofa, dining table and 6 chairs, tv and cabinet, European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) cooker/oven. Landscaped garden Land size 530sqm and swimming pool 8x4. Living space 212sqm

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Employment cook wanted for busy guesthouse/restaurant/bar in Khao Takiab catering for Thais and foreigners. Ability to cook western food and speak some English preferred but a good attitude and willingness to learn is enough. Good pay and conditions for the right person. Please contact 087 599 1912 if you are interested. Counter attendants wanted for “Shakecentral Market Village”; Wage: 350/400 Baht per day. Plus bonus scheme and National Insurance paid after 3 months Training, uniform and English lessons included. If you’re interested please send us your cv/resume to Tony@layangardens.com or call 0861 776994. Waitress - Restaurant outside Hua Hin close to Palm Hills. Looking for staff waitress and cook. English speaking. Email poker45@live.se or call 080 654 0315 Baker Trainee needed. Terrace 90 will Train. 032 516 587 Cashier, waitress needed for Bobby’s Restaurant and Bar, on Soi 102, must speak some English, good wages plus tips. Need full or part-time, good place to work, not a girlie bar. Call Nam 089 985 7473 (Thai) or Bobby 087 155 7737 (English)

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Sterling Silver Jewelry I have 440 pieces of .925 Sterling Silver Shiva Eye Jewelry that I am selling at my cost from the factory, 18,500bt. That breaks down to 41bt for each pair of earrings (normally 300bt) and Pennant (normally 180bt). I sold most of my inventory to individuals and Jewelry stores in the U.S. while I was there in Oct. Being A Falang I am not permitted to sell it at the markets here in HuaHin,or it would already be gone. Contact me at gilbertglenn@hotmail.com quality HAMMOCKS for sale. Parachute hammocks are lightweight, strong, foldable, can be set up in less than a minute, rot-resistant and quick to dry (machine washable 30°C). Made of high grade parachute material (silk nylon), which adjusts to your body and stainless steel hook for extra protection, our hammocks are ideal for travelling, relaxation and everyday use. Pick your size (Single, Double, King Size or Kids). Ideal for a Xmas/new year present or for the everyday use for the family. Please email us for price list and availability tonymoorhouse@gmail.com or ring for local Hua Hin delivery 0861 776994 Washing Machine & Hob For Sale. Samsung Tornado 8kg Top Loader Washing Machine for Sale.Two Years Old in Good Condition...Also Teka Four Ring Hob (Three Gas Rings One Electric Ring) in Good Condition ...5000 Baht For Both. Call032 523604 (English) Books THE GIRL Trilogy.(English version)The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire and The Girl Who Kicked Over the Hornets Nest by Stieg Larsson. All three for 1,000 Baht. Call Terry on 088 542 2918 English paperback books adventure, murder, drama. Very good condition. 30 to 50 bht. Can swap with you if preferred. Live central Hua Hin. Please tel Keith 089 070 2423 TEKA 60cm 4 plate electric hob. Used very little and in excellent condition. Offers around 5000thb. Contact Ken 083 813 3585

DARK WOOD DINING table and 4 chairs as new 10,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086 Two hand crafted wardrobes matching hand crafted wooden wardrobes for sale. 1st wardrobe H 83cm W 56cm Depth 24cm 2nd wardrobe 83cm 88cm 24cm Never been used. Cost new 22,000 THB will accept any reasonable offer in the region of 9,000 THB for both. Email 1dongibson@gmail.com SAMSUNG FULLY AUTOMATIC washing machine. 6.5kg 3 /4 months old. Like new. Bought for 6,000 THB will accept 4,500 THB. Can deliver within reason. Phone 0811 366 451 (Thai or English) Space Crown Crash Helmet in black , unused present. 500 baht. email juliankosmar@hotmail.com or tel 089 489 3880 Electric piano with song, style, voice and music database excellent condition full keyboard new 45.000 Baht will accept 17000 Baht Phone 087 773 6053 Beer/Drinks Fridge for sale, Has freezer at the bottom. 3,000b. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com

General - sports Springfield Golf Membership wanted. Customer looking for Springfield golf membership around 25years. Will offer 100k + 100k transfer. Please email paulwilliams466@gmail.com

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Lake View membership for sale. Only one left of four all sold October before the golf festival finished. Call Paul 0861 604 261 paulwilliams466@gmail.com FOR SALE POOL Table 8x4 includes 2 sets of balls, buyer collects 25,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086 A full set of Gallaway golf clubs including the original bag hardly used 9000 Baht Phone 0877736053 Palm hills golf membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. Looking for a Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade forged RAC irons 3-PW for sale reduced to 10,000bt. Will give free Taylormade golf bag with them. Suitable for the fast swingers among you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 / paulwilliams466@gmail.com Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com Springfield Family Membership. Reduced again 25 years remaining. Reduced price for quick sale after buyer dropped out. Does not include transfer fee. 145,000 baht. Email: mrtncooke@yahoo.co.uk. Phone 083 617 5777 Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313 Golf Lessons available. Have an issue with your golf swing and just can’t put your finger on it? Let us put you right. Proven EGTF technique has reduced a player from 1.7 to 0.9 in just 3 weeks!! Call 0861 604261

Motoring - 4 wheels pluS 2009 Toyota Yaris White, 4 door, 15,000 kilometers. Perfect condition - 500,000 THB Cash or 100,000 and take over payments. Contact 087 276 6546 Toyota Vigo Prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com One of a kind. Fully customised ‘53 Willies. Toyota drive train, automatic. Mag wheels. Bright yellow. 375.000b O.B.O. Call Dave @ 0852919738 Honda CRV 2.4 EL (Top Spec) Automatic. Metallic Black with Beige full leather interior. The car is in excellent condition and has been maintained by Honda Hua Hin main dealers since new. Full service history with extensive service notes/invoices available. Includes registration book. Service (60,000 km) just completed. This top spec EL model has many accessories above the 2.0 Litre base model including:- 2.4 V-TEC engine (170 BHP), Modulo Design Pack, Climate control, multi CD, cruise control, electric seats, electric door mirrors,


0 3 2 5 3 2 9 0 4 auto headlights and windscreen wipers, front armrests etc.Trade guide price is THB 1,080,000. Now reduced to THB 925,000. Tel: 081 193 6230 (Craig) 07 TOYOTA HILUX Diesel PreRunner. new model one owner 4 door, manual. Beautiful condition, service history, low mlg. A bargain at 585,000 THB. Tel Thai 085 284 8059 English 082 790 4596

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Honda Steed with Green Book for sale. 110,000bt. Black & Orange colour Steed with new gasket, brake cables, spark plugs, starter and fuel pump. Looks and sounds great. Selling so I can buy a sports bike. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 paulwilliams466@gmail.com Dual Sport (Enduro Style) Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 model. Plated, road legal and only 3,400km. Loads of fun for Baht 67,000 incl transferable theft insurance. Cost Baht 82,000. Tel 0861669880 Email: peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk For sale Honda Phanton Flame Edition. As new, two Falang owners, less than 5,000 kms. Genuine reason for sale, this bike must be seen and ridden. No offers 70,000Bht includes all paperwork for transfer, ownership papers. Contact Jim 080 386 6275 Honda Steed 600 cc For Sale Honda Steed VLX 600 cc. Sold with book & Taxed until November, 98,000Bht Genuine 21,000kms on bike. Test drive welcomed, no offers for quick sale Contact Mick 085 297 3464 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697 Yamaha fino green/black color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055 Honda Shadow 750cc for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email robertkein@gmail.com or call 085 351 8402

PERSONAL & SERVICES Child minding/teaching services. Qualified Thai female with degree to teach young children is offering child minding/teaching services. Thai/ English spoken, safe environment. Call Na on 083 416 7785 Do you need a meeting place? Bobby’s Bar now has a lounge/meeting room for private engagements. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473

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Open every day 11am - late elderly/patient care by professional nurse. English speaking, 1 - 4 hours or as requested. Call 089 919 9670 thai lessons at your place. Call 081 346 1046 GIRLS FOR SERVICES house cleaning, cooking laundry etc. 1000 baht per km extra out of Hua Hin per hour very good rates on application call Nip 086 017 2938 Sam 089 212 7350 Noi 083 598 0724 or agent 084 753 6252 for more contacts and services

Property condo for sale. Low rise, 1st floor, overlooking the 10th green of Palm Hills Golf Course, with more distant views over lakes and 18th fairway, to Cha Am. Situated in a cul-de-sac, with car port, and mountain views. The property covers 175 sq.m and has two double en-suite bedrooms and a single bedroom with separate toilet and washbasin. There is a fully fitted kitchen, large dining/ sitting area and three balconies. Family golf membership is included with use of Palm Hills Sports and social club which has large swimming pool, squash, badminton, tennis courts and fitness centre. Price reduced to 6.9m baht. Furnishings and appliances included. Call 084 020 1208 or email baba1244@hotmail.co.uk 1 RAI BUILDIND plot 6 kms from Hua Hin along the canal road near Bo Fai temple. Exclusive site 1 million baht or very close for serious buyers. Contact Bill 083 315 9710 (English) or Laong 084 394 1556 (Thai) bungalow with pool in Khao Noi area for sale. Three large double bedrooms, all ensuite, one with jacuzzi. Fully equipped and fitted European kichen, and everything built to European standards. Cable, satellite, internet and telephone all connected. Fully furnished. For more information email property@awolonline.net, call 081 649 8361 or visit www.awolonline.net/property. Condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq metre condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel, great for investment or for rentals, resort behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10, and near the new immigration office. 25 metre pool, gym, bar, restaurant, beautiful gardens, maintenance charge only 13,440 baht per year, condo has balcony overlooking Black Mountain, on the middle floor so cooler, and at the end so extra windows for air and light. Condo fitted with blackout blinds so can be made very dark for good nights sleep. owner has blue book and title deeds with owners name on them and full english translations. BARGAIN PRICE at only 1.2million baht. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361. Superb condo in Kao Takiab for sale Two bedroom/ two bathroom double unit with stunning sea views now available. 6.5 million baht. Call George 087 749 3211. LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661

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desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

Rentals Looking for someone to share the rental house. There is one moderate room with air con. and private bathroom. The location is in Tippawan 4, Samor Prong. Preferably female. For your part, I expect you to pay Bht.6,000 per month including electricity and water. Drop in to see the house phone 085 805 1592. House for Rent - Tippawan 5 village. Fully furnished, 3 bed / 2 bath, aircon, lounge/ diner, European Kitchen, TV, DVD, internet available, communal pool, private garden and car port. Only 12,000 baht/ month excl bills for long term rental. To arrange a viewing please call 08690 92269 English / Thai. Self contained furnished spacious apartment for rent in family run guest house with large balcony, private entrance, secure off-road parking. Situated just ten km from Hua Hin on the beach side of the road. 6000 baht per month. Smaller rooms also available for short or long term rent. Contact Tik 086 173 0956. Long Term Rental - 10,000 B or less. I live in Thailand 8 months each year. I have been in Thailand for 8 years. My Thai partner works at the Hilton. Excellent tenants who really care for property. If we can find the right spot, we will be VERY long term. Contact Robert 087 276 6545. Email skippero@aol.com LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com

Wanted WANTED WEIGHTLIFTING EQUIPMENT for home use: Tel. 080 859 8349 Thai or English Garden wooden bench/seat. Please call Jim 080 780 4021.

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HUA HIN GOLF Hua Hin Golf Society

Results: 26th November - Black Mountain. “Yellow ball”. 13 teams of 4 = 52 entrants. 1st Erkki Makkonen, Bjorn Byman, Kurre Westerling, Karl Westerholm 106pts. 2nd Nid Byrne, Ayyub Mian, Joe Fitzgerald, Kevin Walbrin 104pts. 3rd Han Hackvoort, Petra Van Der Kroon, Jo Sims, Laurence Garrett 104pts. Near pin No. 3 Laurence Garrett. No. 11 Thomas Pagden. 24th November - Black Mountain. Match play Shield & Plate Finals. The Shield. John Hall beat Kari Matti Mannikko 2 & 1 The Plate. Tom Tucker beat Petra Van Der Kroon 5 & 4 22nd November - Springfield. A group Stableford. 25 entrants. 1st Roger Donaldson 7hcp 38pts. 2nd Joe Sims 5hcp 38pts. 3rd Robert Bird 12hcp 35pts. 4th Tim Dixon 8hcp 34pts. B group Stableford 18 entrants. 1st Alan Hume 23hcp 38pts. 2nd Nid Byrne

17hcp 37pts. 3rd Peter Oosterbaan 17hcp 36pts. 4th Kurre Westerling 18hcp 35pts. Near pin No. 6 Mike Staples. No. 17 Kurre Westerling. forthcoming fixtures Tues 6th Palm Hills HHGS championship ( H/ cap ) Fri 9th Sea Pines HHGS championship ( H/ cap )

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A local golf event that has run for several years, meeting every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and providing results. Results: 25 November 2011. Front 9 - A.Simpson 20 pts. Back 9 - P.Dunne 16 pts. Overall - R.Heath 35 pts. 6 week Eclectic Competition Winner M.Sefton, 57 nett.

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RESULTS 23rd November at palm hills Gold Trophy Stableford 37 entrants 1st John Anstee (21) 34 pts 2nd Pat Curran (26) 34 pts 3rd Chris Roper (5) 33 pts 4th Bob Welsh (10) 33 pts 28th November at Lake View AB Stableford 21 entrants 1st Fred Kroll (20) 37 pts 2nd Gary Ross (15) 35 pts 3rd David Rawlings (16) 33 pts 4th Mike Lord (10) 32 pts Forthcoming Fixtures Mon 5 Dec Strokeplay (OoM) Lake View AB Mon 12 Dec Stableford & Skins Lake View AB

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results Week 19 28th November 2011 Dara Bar Ladies 5 - 7 Talk / Town Ladies Dolphin Bar Ladies 6 - 6 Bobbys Bs Ladies Garden Bar Ladies 3 - 9 Bob/ Nok’s Ladies Lord Webb Ladies 7 - 5 Sunset B’d Ladies Muan Ladies 5 - 7 The Power Girls Papillon Ladies 6 - 6 Railway Tavern Ladies League Table Team Bob and Nok’s The Power Girls Talk of the Town Garden Bar Railway Tavern Bobbys Bangers Muan Lord Webb Bar Tender Dara Bar

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results Week 17 30th November 2011 Maria 2 Bar 11 - 7 Eagle Bar Muan Bar v Dolphin Bar n/a Play Sports Lounge 6 - 12 Hua Hin Miss You Sunset Boulevard Bar 10 - 8 The Lord Webb Talk of the Town Bar 18 - 0 Thaiwaii Bar

blue division results Week 14 30th November 2011 All Nations 10 - 9 JW Black Headrock 11 - 8 Montri JW Red 12 - 7 TNT Bar King Bar B 8 - 11 Pink Panther

next week’s fixtures Week 18 7th December 2011 Hua Hin Miss You v Sunset Boulevard Bar Dolphin Bar v Play Sports Lounge Eagle Bar v Muan Bar Garden bar v Maria 2 Bar The Lord Webb Bar v Talk of the Town Bar

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INTER-DIVISIONAL RESULT Limelight 6 - 13 King Bar A next week’s fixtures Week 15 7th December 2011 blue division JW Black v King Bar A Montri v All Nations Pink Panther v JW Red TNT Bar v Headrock green division Billy’s Babes v Billys London Bar v Limelight Papillon v Jungle Juice B Red Bar v Sabai INTER-DIVISIONAL King Bar B v PP

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results Week 12 29th November 2011 DIVISION 1 All Nations A v 99 Friends n/a CAT Club 5 - 13 CAT Karaoke JW Black 18 - 0 JW Red Jaew Bar 11 - 7 Paradise Jungle Juice 5 - 13 Buddy Bar

DIVISION 2 CAT Jiggapik 13 - 5 Scandic Bar A Dick’s Office A v CAT Discotek n/a Muan Ladies 0 - 18 Play Sports Lounge Robin’s Rest v All Nations B n/a No game - 99 Ladies

DIVISION 1 table Team Buddy Bar JW Black Jungle Juice 99 Friends CAT Karaoke Jaew Bar Paradise CAT Club All Nations A JW Red

P 10 10 10 9 10 10 10 9 7 9

DIVISION 2 table W 9 8 8 7 6 5 2 1 1 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L +/1 64 2 92 2 72 2 72 4 10 5 -16 8 -24 8 -70 6 -70 9 -130

Pts 18 16 16 14 12 10 4 2 2 0

Team Play Sports Lnge CAT Jiggapik 99 Ladies Robin’s Rest All Nations B CAT Discotek Scandic Bar A Muan Ladies Dick’s Office A

P 9 9 8 8 8 8 9 9 8

W 9 7 5 5 4 3 3 2 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L +/- Pts 0 100 18 2 42 14 3 36 10 3 -6 10 4 24 8 5 -6 6 6 -50 6 7 -48 4 8 -92 0

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FIXTURES Week 13 6th December 2011 DIVISION 1 99 Friends v JW Black Buddy Bar v All Nations A CAT Karaoke v Jaew Bar JW Red v CAT Club Paradise v Jungle Juice

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kicked off by bobby’s bar english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Man City Man Utd Tottenham Newcastle Chelsea Liverpool Arsenal Aston Villa Everton Norwich QPR Stoke Swansea West Brom Fulham Sunderland Wolves Bolton Wigan Blackburn

P 13 13 12 13 13 13 13 13 12 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13

GD 31 17 10 7 11 5 3 -1 -1 -2 -10 -10 -4 -8 -1 0 -10 -12 -12 -13

this week’s fixtures PTS 35 30 28 26 25 23 23 16 16 16 15 15 14 14 12 11 11 9 9 7

HUA HIN PREMIER LEAGUE The Hua Hin Premier League matches take place at the X-Plode Arena on Soi 10 (see ad on page 14). For more information please contact cjdev@ mac.com, call 081 944 9372, visit their Facebook page (X-PLODE ARENA) or website at www.xplodehuahin.com. Latest information is at www. leaguewebsite.co.uk/huahinpremierleague results Saturday, 26th November 2011 Hua Hin - Pran 5 - 10 X-plode Peppino’s 6 - 7 Kok Moo LEAGUE TABLE Team 1 Ruamit 2 Kok Moo 3 X-plode 4 Liverpool Supporters 5 Peppino’s 6 My Friend 7 Hua Hin - Pran

P GD PTS 10 12 20 11 19 18 10 4 14 10 -8 14 9 4 13 8 -7 10 8 -24 3

(all times Thailand) Predictions: 1=home win, 2=away win, 3=draw Saturday, 3 december 2011 premier league 1 Newcastle v Chelsea, 19:45 3 Blackburn v Swansea, 22:00 1 Man City v Norwich, 22:00 1 QPR v West Brom, 22:00 1 Tottenham v Bolton, 22:00 2 Wigan v Arsenal, 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Crystal Palace v Derby, 02:45 1 Leeds v Millwall, 19:30 1 Blackpool v Reading, 22:00 1 Brighton v Nott’m Forest, 22:00 2 Doncaster v Southampton, 22:00 3 Hull v Leicester, 22:00 3 Ipswich v Watford, 22:00 3 Peterborough v Barnsley, 22:00 1 Portsmouth v Coventry, 22:00 1 West Ham v Burnley, 22:00 SCOTTISH PREMIER 1 Motherwell v Hibernian, 02:45 3 Hearts v St Johnstone, 22:00 1 Kilmarnock v Aberdeen, 22:00 1 Rangers v Dunfermline, 22:00 1 St Mirren v Inverness CT, 22:00 Sunday, 4 December 2011 premier league 2 Aston Villa v Man Utd, 00:30 3 Everton v Stoke, 22:00 3 Wolverhampton v Sunderland, 23:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 2 Bristol City v Middlesbrough, 00:20 3 Cardiff v Birmingham, 19:30 SCOTTISH PREMIER 2 Dundee Utd v Celtic, 19:45 Tuesday, 6 December 2011 premier league 3 Fulham v Liverpool, 03:00 Wednesday, 7 December 2011 CHAMPIONSHIP 2 Barnsley v Crystal Palace, 02:45 thursday, 8 December 2011 CHAMPIONSHIP 2 Hull v Birmingham, 02:45

FIXTURES Saturday, 3rd december 2011 X-plode v Ruamit 18:00 (Rearranged fixture) A win for Ruamit will make them the first champions of the Hua Hin Premier League. A draw will leave them needing another point to be champions.

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Featured Game Saturday, 3 december 2011 premier league Newcastle v Chelsea, 19:45 St James Park, Newcastle, England There will be a very sombre mood ahead of this game as no doubt there will be a minute’s silence in memory of Gary Speed, former Newcastle player, who died last weekend, reportedly by his own hand, shocking the football world. It really puts the game in stark perspective, and no doubt a few of the players will not be able to play at their best because of this. However it is a crucial game for both sides, and the best tribute the teams can make is to give their all as Speed himself always did. The game could also do with being played in the same sporting spirit he displayed, but it does seem that kind of player is fast disappearing. As to the game itself we think the emotions and home advantage will see Newcastle win this, and really that is the only script that should be allowed on this day in particular.

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obese olympics fans cause 2012 stadiums rethink

london, england Several thousand of the seats already fitted in the various stadiums at East London’s Olympic Village will have to be taken out and replaced due to concerns raised by Health and Safety inspectors who say the current seats would not be strong enough to withstand the weight of many of the American and European spectators. The replacement seats will also have to be much wider. This presents a major problem because the 80,000 seating capacity of the main Olympic Stadium formed part of the agreement with the International Olympic Committee when awarding the 2012 Olympic Games to the UK, and the government has made it absolutely clear that there is no more money available to increase the size of the stadium. Nevertheless additional space must somehow be found for

the wider seats now required. “The circumference of the running track will probably have to be significantly shortened” says Prime Minister David Cameron. “Sadly the much tighter track makes it unlikely we will see any world record times being set next year because obviously in order for the runners not to drift out of their respective lanes will mean they’ll have to slow down when turning the bends. And unfortunately the hundred metre sprint will have to start on one of those bends.” The throwing events of hammer and discus will probably still take place in the stadium, but the javelin competition will not. “Luckily we have the wide expanse of Hackney Marshes just across the road from the Olympic Village” points out Mr Cameron, “so

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