AWOL Issue 157

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18 November 2011

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Area 555 English Corner Property Marketplace Howay the Humbugs

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marine life threatened by flood waters as they enter the gulf

hua hin, THAILAND One of the things that Hua Hin and the Gulf of Thailand coastline is famed for is the quality and availability of fresh seafood and shellfish here, but experts are now warning that this too may be under threat from the all pervasive flood waters that have been devastating much of the country. Fish and shellfish farmers on the Gulf of Thailand coast have been warned by Thai authorities to protect their stocks as an estimated 10 billion cubic metres of water flow into the gulf, massively diluting the salt water. Environmental campaigners are also warning that pollutants in the floodwaters from agriculture and industry could have a longer-term impact - and may even enter the food chain. “The problem is the salinity in the upper Gulf of Thailand will be reduced as it receives the fresh water - a lot of fresh water,” said Pramot Sojisuporn, Assistant Professor at the Department of Marine Science at Bangkok’s Chulalongkorn University. He added that “The fresh water will not affect the fish (so badly) but it will affect organisms that stay in the mud, so for mussels, clams, if the water is fresh for over two months, they will die.” Pramot said the deluge of floodwaters could mean salt levels fall from the usual level of around 32 parts per thousand to around two parts per thousand, and in the inner gulf the water will be like fresh water. A team from Chulalongkorn University will begin testing in the Gulf next week in an effort to predict how the fresh water will disperse and how far it will spread. Pramot said the northeast monsoon would most likely spread the waters to the west of the gulf, some southern provinces and possibly to Hua Hin.

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Local Forecast AND TIDES Low °C High °C High Tide Low Tide Saturday Clouds to start, then sunshine 24 32 11:39 3:03 Sunday Showers am; cloudy but brightening 24 31 12:03 3:39 Monday Very cloudy; showers and a t-storm 24 28 12:30 4:27/ 20:14 Tuesday Cloudy with showers and a t-storm 24 30 3:07/ 12:59 6:05/ 20:44 Wednesday Cloudy and breezy with showers 24 30 4:26/ 13:22 8:32/ 21:18 Thursday Sun through high clouds 24 29 5:24/ 13:37 10:07/ 21:58 Friday Clouds and sunshine 24 29 22:40 6:17 Please note that the tide times are a prediction so may not be completely accurate as local weather conditions can affect them Exchange Rates (17-11-11) TT Buying rate Currency Baht US Dollar 30.73 Pound Sterling 48.29 Euro 41.35 Japanese Yen 39.68 Malaysian Ringgit 9.02 Singapore Dollar 23.65 Brunei Dollar 22.92 Chinese Yuan 4.82 Indonesian Rupiah 3.06 Indian Rupee 0.53 Korean Won 0.02 Australian Dollar 30.90 New Zealand Dollar 23.51 Swiss Franc 33.29 Danish Krone 5.55 Norwegian Krone 5.29 Swedish Krona 4.51 Canadian Dollar 29.92 UAE Dirham 6.75 Bahrain Dinar 57.27 Omani Rial 54.38 Qatar Riyal 6.64 AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, regarding these rates and shall not be liable for any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.

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Do you wonder why we say certain things, or what they really mean? Each week we will examine a different word or phrase and tell you how it came about. This week it is.. Jack of all trades A man who can turn his hand to many things. With any phrase that includes a name, it’s natural to consider whether its the name of a real person. In this case, as was the case with many other literary Jacks Jack the Lad, Jack Robinson, Jack Sprat, Jack Horner, Jack Frost, etc, Jack of all trades was a generic term rather than a living and breathing individual. In fact, the very long list of terms that include ‘Jack’ exceeds that of any other name in English and this reflects the fact that, as a derivative of the common name ‘John’, ‘Jack’ has been used just to mean ‘the common man’. This usage dates back to the 14th century and an example is found in John Gower’s Middle English poem Confessio Amantis, 1390: Therwhile he hath his fulle packe, They seie, ‘A good felawe is Jacke’. We now use ‘Jack of all trades, master of none’ in a derogatory way. Originally, this wasn’t the case and the label ‘Jack of all trades’ carried no negative connotation, the ‘master of none’ part being added later. Nevertheless, mediaeval Jacks were pretty much at the bottom of the social tree. The OED defines the generic meaning of the name Jack thusly: Jack - A man of the common people; a lad, fellow, chap; especially a low-bred or ill-mannered fellow, a ‘knave’ If 16th century commentators wanted to imply that a person was stretching their talents too thinly they resorted to the disparaging Latin term Johannes factotum (‘Johnny do-it-all’). In 1592, the English writer and member of the literary establishment Robert Greene wrote a pamphlet entitled Groats-worth of Witte. In that he ventured the opinion that a new writer on the scene

was: An upstart crow, beautified with our feathers, that supposes he is as well able to bumbast out a blanke verse as the best of you. Beeing an absolute Johannes fac totum, is in his owne conceit the onely Shake-scene in a countrey. Sadly for Greene’s ongoing reputation the ‘Upstart crow’ was William Shakespeare. Various trades were populated by Jacks - lumberjacks, steeplejacks for example, and sailors were Jack-tars. The name Jack was also added to many utilitarian objects which in some way took the place of a lad or man, for example: Smoke-jack (a roasting spit); Jack-plane (a basic carpenter’s plane); Jack-screw (a lifting winch); Jack-frame (a carpenter’s sawing horse); Boot-jack (for pulling off boots); Jack-engine (a miner’s winch); Jackfile (a coarse file). There can’t have been any trades in the Middle Ages that didn’t make use of a jack of some sort. ‘Jack of all trades’ entered the language in 1612 when Geffray Minshull wrote of his experiences in prison in Essayes and characters of a prison and prisoners: Some broken Cittizen, who hath plaid Jack of all trades. The ‘master of none’ addition began to be added in the late 18th century. The headmaster of Charterhouse School, Martin Clifford, in a collection of notes on the poems of Dryden, circa 1677 wrote: Your Writings are like a Jack of all Trades Shop, they have Variety, but nothing of value. In 1770, the Gentleman’s Magazine offered the opinion that “Jack at all trades, is seldom good at any.” The earliest example found in print of the actual phrase ‘Jack of all trades, master of none’ is in Charles Lucas’s Pharmacomastix, 1785: The very Druggist, who in all other nations in Europe is but Pharmacopola, a mere drug-merchant, is with us, not only a physician and chirurgeon, but also a Galenic and Chemic apothecary; a seller of druggs, medicines, vertices, oils, paints or colours poysons, &c. a Jack of all trades, and in truth, master of none.

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Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 Betrayal, treason, and vile calumny will be the order of things next week, which you must admit, sounds a lot cooler than the light office work you’re used to. Gemini May 22 – June 21 Although you always thought you’d be forced to mature when you had children, it turns out you fathered a son years ago and nothing’s changed. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 You’ve always described yourself as someone who hates long goodbyes, but you’ve been standing on the edge of that bridge for three days now. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 While it’s true only God can judge you, you’re making it pretty easy for Him to decide you’re a jackass.

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Jiangxi, china Entertainer forces poisonous snakes through his nose and out of his mouth Liu Fei pulls a snake through his nose and then out of his mouth - and survives to perform another day. Fei, from east China’s Jiangxi Province, has been performing the death-defying act for the past 30 years - what a charmer. Sometimes, when he feels like it, the 53-year-old will even use two 3ft snakes instead of one. It hasn’t all been smooth sailing for the snake swallower though - Fei has had several close calls with his wriggly friends, the most serious being when he swallowed one accidentally. Luckily for him, the serpent died in his stomach before it could cause

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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net Don’t Miss This Week Souay Vista Social Club open again! Regular weekly schedule as follows: Tuesdays: Classic Rock with the Stone Band. Wednesdays: Reggae and Thai music -- for now with Tim, Ekk and Go, -- the bass, guitar and drum guys from the house blues band. “Live Karaoke!!”. Thursdays: ‘Open Mic’ night - featuring Celtic/ Folk/Country/ Blues and other forms of chaos. Fridays: Blues Jam night -- hosted by the Souay Vista Blues Band. Saturdays: Souay Vista Blues Band. Sundays: ‘buffet’ night with various performers depending on who comes by, and sometimes a concert night. Mondays: Open night.

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Fringe Festival – Phra Lor. Saturday, 19th November 2011, 7.30 pm at the Vic Hua Hin. Phra Lor is an epic love story, written in poetic verse by one of the kings during Thailand’s Ayudhya period. It tells the tale of a handsome, charming prince and his two beautiful admirers. Over the centuries there have been many songs composed using the poetry from this book as lyrics; and they have touched the nation’s heart deeply. This production, with a new interpretation, features a modern generation of artists playing both Thai and Western musical instruments. This version was taken on tour through the U.S. and Canada in 2011. Tickets for 900, 700 and 500 Baht (students 50% discount) are available at Vic Hua Hin: 032-827-814 to 815. More information on the Fringe Festival on page 12.

Upcoming Fringe Festival – La Danse. Saturday, 3rd December 2011, 7.30 pm at the Vic Hua Hin. Urban Bones Dance company presents these Fall 2011 pieces by the reknowned French choreographer Pedro Pauwels to come to Hua Hin and present his work as a chorographer. The three pieces are “Entre-mains” by Pedro Pauwels, a new solo interpretated by UBDC’s resident choreographer, Philippe Saint-Paul, “Haiku” (How does it feel to be near someone who is not there), and “Morphoses” by UBDC resident choreographer Philippe Saint-Paul. Tickets 900, 700 and 500 Baht (students 50% discount) are available at Vic Hua Hin: 032-827-814 to 815. Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www.

artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www. greenhuahin.com, email: info@ greenhuahin.com Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: gessom@hotmail.com Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: tonkhaw_p@yahoo.com Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: unity_artgallery@yahoo.com World Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Nightly Music 4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @Absorba Pub 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; Highenergy Thai country and rock. Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78. Nightly. Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor Pub Classic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for


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Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 www.restdetailhotel.com Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant. com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant.com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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Property Marketplace Excellent opportunity in well established development This wonderful three storey home is a stones throw away from the beach and walking distance from restaurants and shops in this local scenic village. Within a well established development of 70 homes, 35 each side. This also has the largest communal swimming pool in Hua Hin.

3 Bed/ 3 Bath 50m from beach Ref No. 03256 280 sqm internal space Call/ email for details Last available condo in superb location An opportunity has arisen to acquire this last remaining 160 sq m condo with 100% private access to a stunning white sand beach with sweeping coastline.

3 Bed/ 3 Bath 15 min drive to Hua Hin Centre Living: 150 sqm.

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Peace and tranquility south of Hua Hin This magnificent two storey house is 15 minutes drive to the south of Hua Hin.The property stands in its own spacious, tropical garden and benefits from beautiful and peaceful views of the surrounding green hills.

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Hua Hin Condos with great views and facilities A beautiful condominium where the focus is on functionality, family friendly, quality and value for money. Facilities & services at this Golf Condominium Resort include indoor putting greens, lobby lounge area, kids pool and big swimming pool, café, exercise room, golf booking service, wireless internet, laundry, maid and security service, transportation etc.

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beautiful house on huge plot in samorphong This lovely house is immaculately presented and will be an immediate home for whoever snaps it up. Featuring a European kitchen, separate dining, living and lounge rooms, a maid/ guest house, air-con throughout, a two car port, a 25,000 litre water tank and a 50’ x 30‘ pool, it also has beautiful English style gardens and is located on a very 3 Bed popular, well established development.

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Living: 250 sqm. Land: 1000 sqm.

great value off plan condo in khao takiab Off Plan studio apartment for sale in the beautiful Khao Takiab area of Hua Hin, 10km drive to central Hua Hin and walking distance to the beach, local shops and restaurants. This studio is on a corner plot which will have terrific mountain views. Perfect for a vacation home or a rental investment property. Facilities: Fitness centre, Security, Car Park, Communal Garden and Pool Features: Unfurnished (packages available), Air Con, Satellite TV, Wifi, Telephone Lines, Water Tank

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new beachfront condo close to town centre Luxurious one bed beachfront condominium and a magnificent five star gateway onto a 90m beachfront located in the heart of Hua Hin. It’s colourful, innovative blend of authentic and contemporary features of Morocco sets it apart with its enchanted private garden and extravagant lagoon. Just 2 minutes from the Night Market/ Hua Hin Centre. Facilities include a Fountain island with spa seating, multiple pools including children’s pool with slider, Driveway Car Park and Underground Parking, 24 hrs Security System with CCTV, Floating garden, Fitness room

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Two storey Galleria home West of Hua Hin Stunning home on a development surrounded by several world class golf courses including Black Mountain golf club. Breathtaking mountain and sea views. The developer will offer 50% finance on this project over a three year period at the basic rate of 7%. Also included is a free furniture package worth 700,000 baht. The road and infrastructure around this project is the very best as it shares the neighbourhood with H.M the Queen’s palace.

4 Bed/ 4 Bath 4 x 8m Pool Ref No.: HH10009 10 min drive to Hua Hin Call/ email for details Living: 356 sqm. Land: 580 sqm.

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Property Marketplace beachfront condos in sought after development Fully Furnished with near new quality furniture including all kitchen amenities. Features: Balcony and Window Flywire Screens, Water Purifier, Hot Water System in Both Bathrooms, Full TV/CD Surround System, Installed Free Australian Network TV Channel, Landline Telephone.

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Large house and land 5 minutes from Hua Hin Beautiful two storey house and maid/guest house on large plot with a unique 15 metre swimming pool in an enclosed secured area, which includes lighted driveway only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre with mountain views and 5/10 minutes from Asia’s finest golf clubs. Sale due to relocation.

4 bedrooms Separate 1 bedroom house Land size 3000 sqm

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Exclusive Luxury House for Sale/ Rent Stunning luxury home North of Hua Hin within large electric gated grounds. Infinity pool allowing sea breeze on 2nd level. European kitchen and lounge on 2nd floor, 1st floor comprises of 2 bedrooms and car port for 5 cars at the back. Sea and spectacular 3 Storeys mountain views. Land size 3 rai

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Location! Location! Location! 3 different styled homes, which have been designed to suit your lifestyle. All these fantastic homes come with or without a pool, large covered terraces and share communal clubhouse. This development is built on a 44,800 sqm of land divided into 69 different sized plots giving you a choice most suitable to the house, garden or swimming pool you opt for. Lot areas: 320 to 600

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live the dream - perfect golf course home Lovely home nestled in the breathtaking setting of the panoramic green mountains and lake within the development, your ownership comes with lifetime membership at this 18hole championship golf course and residence. Facilities include: Sports centre, Clubhouse, Tennis courts, Squash courts, Restaurant, Sauna, Badminton court plus much more.

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hillside breezes and stunning sunsets This development features properties with European style fitted kitchen, a Private pool, Hot water system, High-speed Internet, Fully air-conditioned, 24 Hour Security. The area is surrounded by mountains with astonishing sunsets. The hillside area is on slightly higher land which has blessed it with a steady cool breeze coming from the sea. 3 bed /2 bath

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large garden villa A family villa featuring a beautiful large landscaped garden and outside cooking facilities. Inside a European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. The property comes completely furnished, with private dining and a garage, ready to move in. Freehold and chanote title, two water supplies. Full 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) satellite service free.

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Land size 800+ sqm Living area 200sqm

lovely villa with pool for sale or rent This villa on a good sized plot is well equipped and furnished; all bedrooms have fitted mirror wardrobes with 1 King and 2 Queen size beds. Living and dining rooms with large sofa, dining table and 6 chairs, tv and cabinet, European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) cooker/oven. Landscaped garden Land size 530sqm and swimming pool 8x4. Living space 212sqm

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PLEASE LET US KNOW VIA EMAIL IF YOUR CLASSIFIED OR ONE YOU HAVE ENQUIRED ABOUT IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE. THANK YOU. CONTACT classifieds@awolonline.net Business bar for sale. Small bar in Soi 80 (Railway end). Price 60,000 baht. Call 084 314 7188 or 089 912 8753.

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Washing Machine & Hob For Sale. Samsung Tornado 8kg Top Loader Washing Machine for Sale.Two Years Old in Good Condition...Also Teka Four Ring Hob (Three Gas Rings One Electric Ring) in Good Condition ...5000 Baht For Both. Call032 523604 (English) Books THE GIRL Trilogy.(English Language Version) The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire and The Girl Who Kicked Over the Hornets Nest by Stieg Larsson. All three for 1,000 Baht. Call Terry on 088 542 2918 English paperback books adventure, murder, drama. Very good condition. 30 to 50 bht. Can swap with you if preferred. Live central Hua Hin. Please tel Keith 089 070 2423 TEKA 60cm 4 plate electric hob. Used very little and in excellent condition. Offers around 5000thb. Contact Ken 083 813 3585 DARK WOOD DINING table and 4 chairs as new 10,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086 Two hand crafted wardrobes matching hand crafted wooden wardrobes for sale. 1st wardrobe H 83cm W 56cm Depth 24cm 2nd wardrobe 83cm 88cm 24cm Never been used. Cost new 22,000 THB will accept any reasonable offer in the region of 9,000 THB for both. Email 1dongibson@gmail.com SAMSUNG FULLY AUTOMATIC washing machine. 6.5kg 3 /4 months old. Like new. Bought for 6,000 THB will accept 4,500 THB. Can deliver within reason. Phone 0811 366 451 (Thai or English)

Beer/Drinks Fridge for sale, Has freezer at the bottom. 3,000b. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com Space Crown Crash Helmet in black , unused present. 500 baht. email juliankosmar@hotmail.com or tel 089 489 3880 Electric piano with song, style, voice and music database excellent condition full keyboard new 45.000 Baht will accept 17000 Baht Phone 087 773 6053 Finely carved double door set.200 high 88 wide each door .Best offer secures. Tel Ian 0832072019 kitchen Equipment For Sale Full commercial kitchen All Stainless - Great Condition Includes - ALL gas burners, griddle, hot plates, rice cookers electric - hood, steamer, slicer, hot and cold desplay units 6 drawer cooler. Stianless sinks and work tops. all u need for a restaurant, ALL for 300,000 If you would like to see the equipment please call; 081 009 8549 English 089 915 0542 Thai

General - sports Golf clubs for sale. Taylor Made R80 irons: 4,5,6,7,8,9,pw,sw. Ping offset G10 driver, Ping G5 22 degree rescue wood, Callaway BB 3 wood, Callaway BB 5 wood, New Wave twin ball putter, PLUS: Maxfli carry back with stand, Black zip=up travel bag. 12,000 baht the lot. Call: Colin on 0870395980

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Springfield Golf Membership wanted. Customer looking for Springfield golf membership around 25years. Will offer 100k + 100k transfer. Please email paulwilliams466@gmail.com Lake View membership for sale. Only one left of four all sold last month before the golf festival finished. Call Paul 0861 604 261 paulwilliams466@gmail.com FOR SALE POOL Table 8x4 includes 2 sets of balls, buyer collects 25,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086 A full set of Gallaway golf clubs including the original bag hardly used 9000 Baht Phone 0877736053 Palm hills golf membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. Brand new Spurs shirts - 2 very high quality Spurs shirts for sale, 1 medium and one xl. unopened,brand new. Bought to take home as presents but staying in Hua-Hin now so need to sell. 450 baht each or 800 baht for both. call Julian on 08740 89512 or email juliankosmar@hotmail.com Looking for a Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade forged RAC irons 3-PW for sale reduced to 10,000bt. Will give free Taylormade golf bag with them. Suitable for the fast swingers among you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 / paulwilliams466@gmail.com Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com Springfield Family Membership. Reduced again 25 years remaining. Reduced price for quick sale after buyer dropped out. Does not include transfer fee. 145,000 baht. Email: mrtncooke@yahoo.co.uk. Phone 083 617 5777 multi sport aquaglide (6 left). Lanai inflatable sailboat/ windsurfer/ kayak/ towable for 2 or 3 people. Plus 1 Big Sister for up to 8 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Pranburi. For sale, everything or individually, 10-12,000 THB each ono. Urgent sale. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@ hotmail.com Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313 Golf Lessons available. Have an issue with your golf swing and just can’t put your finger on it? Let us put you right. Proven EGTF technique has reduced a player from 1.7 to 0.9 in just 3 weeks!! Call 0861 604261


0 3 2 5 3 2 9 0 4 Motoring - 4 wheels pluS Toyota Vigo Prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com One of a kind. Fully customised ‘53 Willies. Toyota drive train, automatic. Mag wheels. Bright yellow. 375.000b O.B.O. Call Dave @ 0852919738 TOYOTA TRD FACTORY sports suspension kitas new just. 14000km. Cost 30K sell 15,000 BHT. Shane 082 283 8902 or ask at Bobby’s Bar in Soi 102. Honda CRV 2.4 EL (Top Spec) Automatic. Metallic Black with Beige full leather interior. The car is in excellent condition and has been maintained by Honda Hua Hin main dealers since new. Full service history with extensive service notes/invoices available. Includes registration book. Service (60,000 km) just completed. This top spec EL model has many accessories above the 2.0 Litre base model including:- 2.4 V-TEC engine (170 BHP), Modulo Design Pack, Climate control, multi CD, cruise control, electric seats, electric door mirrors, auto headlights and windscreen wipers, front armrests etc.Trade guide price is THB 1,080,000. Now reduced to THB 925,000. Tel: 081 193 6230 (Craig) 07 TOYOTA HILUX Diesel PreRunner. new model one owner 4 door, manual. Beautiful condition, service history, low mlg. A bargain at 585,000 THB. Tel Thai 085 284 8059 English 082 790 4596

Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS Dual Sport (Enduro Style) Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 model. Plated, road legal and only 3,400km. Loads of fun for Baht 67,000 incl transferable theft insurance. Cost Baht 82,000. Tel 0861669880 Email: peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk For sale Honda Phanton Flame Edition. As new, two Falang owners, less than 5,000 kms. Genuine reason for sale, this bike must be seen and ridden. No offers 70,000Bht includes all paperwork for transfer, ownership papers. Contact Jim 080 386 6275 Honda Steed 600 cc For Sale Honda Steed VLX 600 cc. Sold with book & Taxed until November, 98,000Bht Genuine 21,000kms on bike. Test drive welcomed, no offers for quick sale Contact Mick 085 297 3464 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697 Yamaha fino green/black color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055 Honda Shadow 750cc for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email robertkein@gmail.com or call 085 351 8402 Honda Steed with Green Book for sale. 110,000bt. Black & Orange colour steed with new gasket, brake cables, spark plugs, starter and fuel pump. Looks and sounds great. Selling so I can buy sports bike. Call Paul 0861 604 261 / paulwilliams466@gmail.com

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Open every day 11am - late PERSONAL & SERVICES Chilld minding/teaching services. Qualified Thai female with degree to teach young children is offering child minding/teaching services. Thai/ English spoken, safe environment. Call Na on 083 416 7785 Do you need a meeting place? Bobby’s Bar now has a lounge/meeting room for private engagements. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 elderly/patient care by professional nurse. English speaking, 1 - 4 hours or as requested. Call 089 919 9670 thai lessons at your place. Call 081 346 1046 GIRLS FOR SERVICES house cleaning, cooking laundry etc. 1000 baht per km extra out of Hua Hin per hour very good rates on application call Nip 086 017 2938 Sam 089 212 7350 Noi 083 598 0724 or agent 084 753 6252 for more contacts and services HOUSE CLEANING. 2 bed/bath 500 baht.... 3 bed 2 bath 600 baht,,, 4 bed 3 bath 700 baht ...large 4/5 bed bath 1000 baht. external cleaning etc windows path and drives price upon plot size. All the girls are fully trained and supervised. Telephone BILL (English) 083 315 9710

Property Superb condo in Kao Takiab for sale Two bedroom/ two bathroom double unit with stunning sea views now available. 6.5 million baht. Contact George on 087 749 3211. 1 RAI BUILDIND plot 6 kms from Hua Hin along the canal road near Bo Fai temple. Exclusive site 1 million baht or very close for serious buyers. Contact Bill 083 315 9710 (English) or Laong 084 394 1556 (Thai) bungalow with pool in Khao Noi area for sale. Three large double bedrooms, all ensuite, one with jacuzzi. Fully equipped and fitted European kichen, and everything built to European standards. Cable, satellite, internet and telephone all connected. Fully furnished. For more information email property@awolonline.net, call 081 649 8361 or visit www.awolonline.net/property. Condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq metre condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel, great for investment or for rentals, resort behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10, and near the new immigration office. 25 metre pool, gym, bar, restaurant, beautiful gardens, maintenance charge only 13,440 baht per year, condo has balcony overlooking Black Mountain, on the middle floor so cooler, and at the end so extra windows for air and light. Condo fitted with blackout blinds so can be made very dark for good nights sleep. owner has blue book and title deeds with owners name on them and full english translations. BARGAIN PRICE at only 1.1million baht. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361. LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685

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desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

Rentals House for Rent - Tippawan 5 village. Fully furnished ,3 bed / 2 bath, aircon, lounge/ diner, European Kitchen, TV, DVD, internet available, communal pool, private garden and car port. Only 12,000 baht/ month excl bills for long term rental. To arrange a viewing please call 08690 92269 English / Thai. Self contained furnished spacious apartment for rent in family run guest house with large balcony, private entrance, secure off-road parking. Situated just ten km from Hua Hin on the beach side of the road. 6000 baht per month. Smaller rooms also available for short or long term rent. Contact Tik 086 173 0956. Long Term Rental - 10,000 B or less. I live in Thailand 8 months each year. I have been in Thailand for 8 years. My Thai partner works at the Hilton. Excellent tenants who really care for property. If we can find the right spot, we will be VERY long term. Contact Robert 087 276 6545. Email skippero@aol.com LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com

Wanted WANTED WEIGHTLIFTING EQUIPMENT for home use: Tel. 080 859 8349 Thai or English Garden wooden bench/seat. Please call Jim 080 780 4021.

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HUA HIN GOLF Butterfly Rock Golf society

RESULTS 14th November Lake View AB Team Game 19 players 1st David Heap (16) 43 pts 2nd Mike Ford (16) 42 pts 3rd David Leaver (16) 35 pts 4th Peter Dunne (5) 35 pts Forthcoming Fixtures Mon 21 Nov Stableford & Skins Lake View AB Wed 23 Nov Gold Trophy - stableford (OoM) Palm Hills

Hua Hin Golf Society

Results: 15th November - Dragon Hills Stableford Results not available at press time. 11th November - Sea Pines. 2 ball Scramble. 60 entrants. 1st. Risto Paajanen + Pekka Hogman net 61.8. 2nd. Darren Sellars + Bob Bonnar ( guest ) net 63.2. 3rd. Tim Dixon + Amy ( Guest ) net 65.5. 4th. Marjorie Sherlock + Michael Sherlock net 65.5. Near pin No. 8 Bob Welsh. No. 17 Jens Oervad (Guest) forthcoming fixtures Tues 22nd Springfield Shield + Plate Semi finals. Thurs 24th Black Mountain Shield + Plate. Finals. Fri 25th Black Mountain 4 person yellow ball

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A local golf event that has run for several years, meeting every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and providing results. Results: 11 November 2011. Front 9 - J.Lynch 18 pts. Back 9 - A.Simpson 19 pts. Overall - A.Simpson 33 pts.


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Hua Hin Pool Billiard League

bekk solutions ladies Pool League

results Week 17 14th November 2011 Bobbys Bgrs Ladies 2 - 10 Talk/ Town Ladies Dara Bar Ladies 8 - 4 Bob and Nok’s Ladies Dolphin Bar Ladies 1 - 11 Bar Tender Ladies Garden Bar Ladies 8 - 4 Sunset B’d Ladies Lord Webb Ladies 8 - 4 Railway Tav Ladies Muan Ladies v Papillon Ladies n/a League Table Team Bob and Nok’s The Power Girls Talk of the Town Garden Bar Railway Tavern Bobbys Bangers Muan Bar Tender Lord Webb Dara Bar

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results The regular season is over! 11th -13th November Individuals 9 or 10 Ball 9 / 10 Ball final on Sunday 1. 2. 3. 4. =5. =5. =7. =7.

10 points 8 points 6 points 5 points 3 points 3 points 2 points 2 points

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DOL LSA DOL DOL BHT DOL PAP DOL

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20 points 18 points 14 points 11 points 10 points 9 points 8 points 7 points

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Total score top 10 players 8+9/10 ball 1. 2. 3. 4. =5. =5. 7. =8. =8.

38 points 33 points 30 points 19 points 17 points 17 points 13 points 11 points 11 points

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LUCKY SHOT BAR

Hua Hin’s only pool bar with THREE 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin this week’s fixtures The league is taking a break (see below) next week’s/forthcoming fixtures No Date for the Cup Presentation yet (don’t know about the situation in BKK) Season 8 is slated to start on 2nd December, and details of the season should be available in next week’s AWOL. For any questions or information, please contact Andy (086 178 1550) or at Lucky Shot every evening from 20:00 final League Table Team Dolphin Bar Lucky Shot A Oasis Eagle A Thaiwaii Bar JW Black Sunset B’levard Braze Hd Tattoo Eagle B Talk of the Town

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THE KANKO HUA HIN POOL LEAGUE

HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE

results Week 15 16th November 2011 Garden bar 11 - 7 Dolphin Bar Maria 2 Bar 12 - 6 Dick’s Office Bar Muan Bar 10 - 8 The Lord Webb Bar Play Sports Lounge 18 - 0 Thaiwaii Bar Sunset Boulevard Bar 10 - 8 Talk of the Town

blue division results Week 12 16th November 2011 Headrock 6 - 13 King Bar A JW Red 14 - 5 JW Black King Bar B 7 - 12 Montri Pink Panther 8 - 11 TNT Bar

next week’s fixtures Week 16 23rd November 2011 Dick’s Office Bar v Muan Bar Dolphin Bar v Maria 2 Bar Eagle Bar v Garden bar Thaiwaii Bar v Sunset Boulevard Bar The Lord Webb Bar v Play Sports Lounge

blue division League Table

League Table Team Maria 2 Bar Eagle Bar Garden bar Muan Bar Sunset B’levard Talk of the Town Dolphin Bar The Lord Webb Dick’s Office Play Sports Lge Thaiwaii Bar

P 14 13 13 14 13 13 13 14 13 12 14

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Team JW Red King Bar A TNT Bar Pink Panther King Bar B Montri All Nations Headrock JW Black

P 11 11 10 11 11 11 10 10 11

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green division results Week 12 16th November 2011 Billys 14 - 5 Limelight PP v Papillon n/a Red Bar v Billy’s Babes n/a Sabai 12 - 5 London Bar green division League Table +/- Pts 49 18 35 18 56 16 15 14 -17 10 -15 8 -30 8 -24 4 -69 0

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results Week 10 16th November 2011 Bar Tender 11 - 7 Bobby’s Bar B Beach Hut Bar 15 - 3 Railway Tavern Beer O’Clock Club 7 - 11 Maria’s Bar Bob & Noks 15 - 3 Lanla Bar Bobby’s Bar 10 - 8 Dara Bar The Squealing Pig v Sinatras n/a League Table

Dick’s Office

Bar/restaurant open daily Extensive menu, good music, pool & darts competitions, big screen projector for live sports, Nintendo Wii, quiz nights, parties and more! Located on Soi 80 (Sarawat) Tel: 089-046 9505, 085-930 7232 email: huahindick@hotmail.com

Team Beach Hut Bar Squealing Pig Bobby’s Bar Bob & Noks Dara Bar Railway Tavern Bar Tender Maria’s Bar Sinatras Beer O’Clck Club Lanla Bar Bobby’s Bar B

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next week’s fixtures Week 11 23rd November 2011 Bobby’s Bar B v Beach Hut Bar Dara Bar v Sinatras Lanla Bar v Bobby’s Bar Maria’s Bar v Bob & Noks Railway Tavern v Beer O’Clock Club The Squealing Pig v Bar Tender

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Team PP Jungle Juice B Sabai Red Bar Billys Billy’s Babes Papillon London Bar Limelight

P W 10 10 10 7 11 6 9 5 10 5 7 4 9 4 7 0 9 0

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INTER-DIVISIONAL RESULT All Nations 8 - 11 Jungle Juice B next week’s fixtures Week 13 23rd November 2011 blue division JW Black v Headrock King Bar A v All Nations Montri v JW Red TNT Bar v King Bar B green division Billy’s Babes v PP Limelight v Jungle Juice B London Bar v Billys Papillon v Sabai INTER-DIVISIONAL Red Bar v Pink Panther

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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

For all your darts supplies 087 155 7737

results Week 10 15th November 2011 DIVISION 1 CAT Karaoke v JW Red n/a Jaew Bar v Buddy Bar n/a JW Black 16 - 2 All Nations A Jungle Juice 10 - 8 99 Friends Paradise 13 - 5 CAT Club

DIVISION 2 All Nations B v Muan Ladies n/a CAT Discotek 8 - 10 CAT Jiggapik Dick’s Office A 0 - 18 99 Ladies Robin’s Rest v Scandic Bar A n/a No game - Play Sports Lounge

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FIXTURES Week 11 22nd November 2011 CUP ROUND 2 Paradise v Muan Ladys at Scandic Bar All Nations B v Jaew Bar at 99 Bar Scandic Bar v Robins Rest at All Nations Play Sport v Cat Jiggapik at JWs Cat Karaoke v All Nations A at Muan Bar 99 Ladys v Buddy Bar at Cat Club Jungle Juice v Cat Club at Play Sports Lnge JW Black v 99 Friends at Cat Karaoke

Sabai Bar have withdrawn from the league

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BLIND DOUBLES RESULTS SUNDAY 6TH NOVEMBER Winners: Rune (99 Bar) and Ken (CAT Jiggapik) Runners up: Ball (CAT Bar) and Bruce NEXT BLIND DOUBLES Sunday 4th dec 8pm

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DECEMBER 17th and 18th Mid-season tournament Team - Doubles - Singles Ladies singles Darts League players and friends welcome

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kicked off by bobby’s bar english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Man City Man Utd Newcastle Chelsea Tottenham Liverpool Arsenal Aston Villa Norwich Swansea QPR Stoke Wolves West Brom Sunderland Fulham Everton Bolton Blackburn Wigan

P 11 11 11 11 10 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 10 11 11 11

GD 29 16 9 9 6 4 2 1 -2 -3 -10 -11 -6 -7 1 -1 -4 -9 -11 -13

this week’s fixtures PTS 31 26 25 22 22 19 19 15 13 13 12 12 11 11 10 10 10 9 6 5

HUA HIN PREMIER LEAGUE The Hua Hin Premier League matches take place at the X-Plode Arena on Soi 10 (see ad on page 14). For more information please contact cjdev@ mac.com, call 081 944 9372, visit their Facebook page (X-PLODE ARENA) or website at www.xplodehuahin.com. Latest information is at www. leaguewebsite.co.uk/huahinpremierleague results Saturday, 12th November 2011 Hua Hin - Pran 3 - 0 Liverpool Supporters Kok Moo 2 - 5 My Friend Sunday, 13th November 2011 My Friend 5 - 1 Hua Hin - Pran Ruamit 5 - 6 Liverpool Supporters LEAGUE TABLE Team 1 Ruamit 2 Kok Moo 3 Liverpool Supporters 4 X-plode 5 Peppino’s 6 My Friend 7 Hua Hin - Pran

P GD PTS 10 12 20 10 18 15 10 -8 14 8 1 11 7 4 10 7 -9 7 6 -18 3

(all times Thailand) Predictions: 1=home win, 2=away win, 3=draw Saturday, 19 November 2011 premier league 3 Norwich v Arsenal, 19:45 3 Everton v Wolverhampton, 22:00 2 Man City v Newcastle, 22:00 1 Stoke v QPR, 22:00 2 Sunderland v Fulham, 22:00 3 West Brom v Bolton, 22:00 3 Wigan v Blackburn, 22:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 2 Burnley v Leeds, 19:45 1 Barnsley v Doncaster, 22:00 1 Birmingham v Peterborough, 22:00 2 Coventry v West Ham, 22:00 1 Derby v Hull, 22:00 3 Middlesbrough v Blackpool, 22:00 2 Nott’m Forest v Ipswich, 22:00 3 Reading v Cardiff, 22:00 3 Southampton v Brighton, 22:00 1 Watford v Portsmouth, 22:00 SCOTTISH PREMIER 2 Inverness CT v Celtic, 19:30 2 Aberdeen v Motherwell, 22:00 3 Dundee Utd v Hearts, 22:00 1 Hibernian v Kilmarnock, 22:00 1 Rangers v St Johnstone, 22:00 2 St Mirren v Dunfermline, 22:00 Sunday, 20 November 2011 premier league 2 Swansea v Man Utd, 00:30 1 Chelsea v Liverpool, 23:00 CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Millwall v Bristol City, 20:15 3 Leicester v Crystal Palace, 22:00 Tuesday, 22 November 2011 premier league 3 Tottenham v Aston Villa, 03:00 wednesday, 23 November 2011 CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Birmingham v Burnley, 02:45 thursday, 24 November 2011 SCOTTISH PREMIER 1 Celtic v Dunfermline, 02:45

FIXTURES Saturday, 19th November 2011 Hua Hin - Pran v Peppino’s 19:00 X-plode v My Friend 20:00

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Featured Game Sunday, 20 November 2011 premier league Chelsea v Liverpool, 23:00 Stamford Bridge, London Quite a test for both these teams who look as though they will be battling it out for the 3rd, 4th and 5th places along with Arsenal. Chelsea have been strong at home for many seasons, while Liverpool’s away form has generally been good. The return to fitness of Carragher and Gerrard may be a mixed blessing for Dalglish, as the former could well be undone by the pace of the Chelsea attack, while Gerrard does not look like the player of old. Tough, low scoring game, and a win for the home side.

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bah! Humbug newcastle, england Newcastle United football club have taken an important step towards complete laughing-stock status by renaming their stadium the ‘Mike Ashley Plaything Arena’. The move is said to be a temporary measure whilst owner Mike Ashley seeks businesses willing to pay to have their name pointed at by fifty thousand angry Geordies every other week. Ashley told reporters, “The Mike Ashley Plaything Arena offers businesses a unique opportunity to annoy hundreds of thousands of north-east residents.” “Plastering your name all over something they consider to be iconic will ensure they all know exactly who you are. Trust me, I know this better than anyone.” Club officials have also announced

Newcastle United rename stadium the ‘Mike Ashley Plaything Arena’

Above: Geordie legend, Alan Shearer, sucks... on a humbug as he ponders the stadium name

that fan group the ‘Toon Army’ are the subject of another exciting sponsorship opportunity, but will be renamed the ‘Mike Ashley Kiddlywinks’ until a sponsor is found.

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“This is the perfect opportunity to have your brand name carried to other football clubs around the country by thousands of intimidating overweight topless men in their forties.” Though no paying sponsor has yet been found for the stadium, early reports suggest that Sunderland fans are having a whip round to call it the “Cockney Mafia Laughing Stock Stadium” Sunderland season-ticker holder Simon Williams told us, “We’ve talked about it, and if they think that is too polite then we’ll settle for ‘Shower of Shite Fields’. Front runners for the stadium sponsorship are currently Maxons Black and White Humbugs, and the online business solutions expert www.barcodes.co.uk.

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