The TERRACE TATLER
The TERRACE TATLER
PUBLISHED BY THE SENIORS AND PHOENIX OF '32
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We dedicate our book to Miss Logan who is gracious, cheerful and very kind. Because of her we have had more fun this year.
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JULIA BACIIELDER
To those who have known her since her green little freshman days, she has changed remarkably; but Julie's self-possessed independence and jolly disposition are a part of her that will always be the same.
HELEN BLISS
President Athletic Association
"To them that hath"—brown eyes, an infectious laugh, skillful hands on a horse, a refreshing frankness, and—five brothers.
LOUISE BRASTOW
Treasurer Senior Class
Assistant Business Editor Terrace Tatler
Wuzzie's strong point is her delightful enthusiasm. Whether it's a dozen letters for the mailman, a choice bit of close harmony, or the famous defense of the conjunction, she goes about it with enviable liveliness.
GEORGIANA BREWER
President Montgomery and Scott
Treasurer Athletic Association
Like her name she's different—A happy combination of plain good sense, humorous whimsicality, and pure ladylikeness.
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MARGIIERITA CHILDS
A Doydlebird is a rarity. There has been, is, and will be, only one in existence. The scientists agree that it is possessed of a certain bull's eye, a lively sense of humor, and a decided knack of pleasing people.
MARGARET CLIFTON
President Christian Association
President Current Events
Maggie has an infinite capacity for fulfilling her various responsibilities efficiently and at the same time being a light hearted girl who is always a charming companion.
MARY CARROLL
Secretary Senior Class
Secretary Christian Association
Assistant Editor Terrace Tatler
Her temperament is a perfect blend of the Celtic, heights and depths of whimsical notions, and Bunny. She is one of the redoubtable Batties.
HENRIETTA CASE
Business Editor Terrace Tatler
Secretary Student Council
There's only one Casey. She is friendly and enthusiastic. She puts everything she has into everything she does. We like her.
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HELEN HANSEN
President Student Council May Queen
Vice-President Student Council
A natural shyness makes her even more charming. She is gracious as well as efficient in handling the many positions that the school has gratefully given her.
RUTH HARLOW
Ruth comes from her travels, not weary and world-worn, but friendly and happily unspoiled with a fresh, questioning enthusiasm for everything—including Socialism.
MARGARET HOLMES
Holmesie has natural charm, a fondness for people, and the gift of laughter. She goes along blissfully on the wings of a delicious muddle-headedness that suggests big things and is sometimes known as the Wesleyan preoccupation.
BETTY JOHNSON
Secretary-Treasurer Drama Club
In the clouds one moment and in the depths the next, but always a great girl and a very true friend.
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MARY KIMBALL
President Senior Class
Secretary Athletic Association
Kimmie has most enviable poise. She's a budding virtuoso with a feeling for Gershwin; she works on the Council, and gets honor grades, and flies airplanes and is still very small in stature. Remarkable!
AUDREY MARX
Derry's lively nature is inseparably blended with the city that reared her. She has the world at her feet, and is a New Yorker all the way—even to the conscious-, ness that New Haven is a way-station.
MARY MCDEVITT
She has a charming manner and a quick but buoyant temper. Mac's very most delightful quality is her inimitable capacity for having fun, and—walking on her toes.
CHARITY MASON President Student Council
Chat's delicate preception and innate gentleness are as classic as her golden hair.
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JEANNE RICHARD
Assistant Literary Editor Terrace Tatler
A very blonde. To our mind gold is as good as anything to crown Jeanne's clever, sympathetic head. She's quick as tire and sensitive musically. Primarily though, she's sunny.
RUTII RICHASON
Ruth is an accomplished young lady in several ways, and an agreeable friend as 'ell. We're sure she'll do seventy in the new Ford as easily as in the Auburn.
PRISCILLA ROSE
Vice-President Senior Class
She is a paradox. There is much sophistication and more naiveté; there is a kind of pink mist—you couldn't quite call it a fog—and yet the delicious haze cloaks a proven awareness. You would call her smooth; we know better and call her Pris.
MARY RUST
President Montgomery and Scott Rusty's school spirit is the real thing. She is conscientious, kind, and a lot of fun —more power to the Pittsburgh tradition!
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MARY RYAN
We don't seem to know you very well, because you're so very quiet and reserved, but here's luck to you, Mary.
ELEANOR SANDFORD
Vice-President Student Council
Grey matter, combined with musical ability and proficiency in domestic affairs makes Sandy.
JANET TAYLOR
Social Secretary Student Council
Literary Editor Terrace Tatler
With Jan, dull moments are conspicuous by their absence. Not only that—she draws, and what's more she manages to scintillate and stimulate.
BETTY WELT
President Drama Club
Editor Terrace Tatler
Her whole nature is a quick succession of lightning notions and perceptions. She has that sense of values that is called taste.
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MARY WOOD
President Hathaway
Social Secretary Student Council
Secretary-Treasurer Current Events Club
Woody is steadfast and true as the day, dependable, enthusiastic, and very worthy of her responsibilities. Although inclined to worry a bit over such trivialities as Latin and Chemistry, she always seems to come' out on top.
BARBARA BROWN
President Phoenix President Hathaway
Secretary Student Council
"Ah—Mr. Clifton. ..." It's hard to decide, because Bobbie does so many things well, but we think she missed her calling when she didn't enter Parliament. But we'd hate losing the every day Bobbie.
MARIE-LOUISE CARMODY
A sentient wit that is utterly without venom, an intellect that sparkles—but at will—a nature that is primarily kind— Ouise.
ELINOR HALKET
Elinor is a little shy, and not at all loquacious; but her unassuming exterior is the merest outward shell. She's really a very clever person, with an athletic flair, and a winning pleasant manner.
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ALICE IREYS
Secretary Phoenix
Allie rejoices in a graceful skill in sports —English Country dances included—, a pleasant sense of humor, and last but not least, the widow's peak.
EVELYN LANGMUIR
There's a rumor about that she's a pretty swell gal and lots of fun.
VIRGINIA TAYLOR
Ginny's very modest, but she does knit lovely. She likes the movies,—even better than Morris dancing and Virgil—and is an all-round; loyal "Scottie."
RUTII WALZ
We hear that Ruth's rather a fast one in the German class. She is quiet, and studious, and loves to hike. We like her sunny disposition.
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Venimus, Vidimus, Vicimus
In October the poor unenlightened had some queer idea about Seniors be;ng people who have been out of grammar school three years. But the veteran contingent, Julie, Bobbie, Bunny, Maggie, Ruth Harlow, Pud, Derry, Chat, Rusty, and Taylor, wasted no time explaining the mystery of the intellectual aristocracy. Six weeks later the Seniors were born, and Kimmie took the helm—courageous gal—with Bunny, Wuzzie, and Pris as faithful henchmen (henchladies?) At that point we felt very superior. (We didn't come down off our high horses until the day before Phoenix night.) We marched into chapel in the morning proving at the top of our voices that anyway we knew how to spell Senior.
Of course you simply can't compare 1932 with any of the school's other years. Right in the Fall things began to happen—principally Pris faw' down. (She kept a copyright on the art until Spring Term when Prudence stole her thunder.—Ed.) And then the mail situation—poor U. S. Post Office wouldn't ever get any new mail trucks if Derry's Specials weren't on hand to wear the old ones out.
The simplicity of our Christmas Pageant of the Nativity made a beautiful production into a stirring one. Who could have guessed that a beard and Oriental drapings could transform Ouise into so dignified and convincing a Wise Man. The little play which followed the Pageant was good entertainment. We liked the Yule log and the wassail bowl, and were enamoured of Miss Whitaker as the hearty lord of the manor, and Miss Bement as his very fair lady. She wore one of those flowing veils you read about but rarely see.
It would hardly do to pass over the incredible Batties. All the common herd sees is little ribbons depending on blanket safety pins, in turn depending on Miss Carr, Bunny, Mrs. Harland, Allie, and sundry Smithites. But we have their word that it's a wonderful organization.
The dramatic element of 1932 (Seniors and the still potential Phoenix) was revealed in "Wurzel-Flummery". The versatile Bobbie Brown displayed an amazing "pawliament'ry" talent. Bliss and Kimmie billed and cooed; Jan was a glib Denis; Georgie did things to "dear"; and Bets Johnson parlor-maided it with an air.
.. . Evvie Langmuir joined our ranks in January, and adapted herself in no time . Just then we were busy clawing frantically up the rope for the Gym Meet, which duly came and went, leaving in its wake Greist and Taylor decorated with blue and red ribbons respectively. Bliss, by the way, is as good an equestrienne indoors as outdoors.
Scott and Montgom produced a wonderful party in Spring Term—a kind of cabaret—under the hostessage of Mrs. Texas Brewer. Trays were juggled by Jeanne, Rusty and Ginny. They tell us that it's fun to be a waitress in a tough night-club. After hearing Holmesie and Griest sing, we're sure that even a Ruth Etting-Bing Crosby team would be an anticlimax for us.
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After that things came in crowds, things like Hathaway Circus, when the twins were Siamese, and Welt corroborated Darwin, and Bobbie ballyhooed, and Pud vended potato-chips, and Nancy was generous with striptickets; things like Holmesie's having company on the Montgomery front stairs during the redoubtable auction, and the arrival of Miss Jimmie Church, from California, Oregon, and way-stations. On May day Pud was beautiful, and so were Jeanne, Georgie, Chat, Rosie; the handsome Bliss, and Kimmie and Elly were credits to their queen, as well as the lads and lassies who gamboled on the green. On that same green was an elegant throne that Woody, Jan, and Elly had strewn with spring flowers.
Then the little debate in chapel— "There aren't really any such things as Phoenix yet, you know,"—precipitating the birth of the Phoenix-Bird. Bobbie's President, and Allie's Secretary.
Well, it's been a strenuous year We're happy now, in spite of being a little bit scared of those nauseating (with apologies to Chat for the idiom) College Boards. The Phoenix bird is spreading its wings comfortably in preparation for its big weeks. Bets Johnson, we are confident, will decide within the month whether or not she's going to let her hair grow, and Maggie checks off religiously the days between her and the Portsmouth Navy Yard.
We don't believe in drawing unfounded conclusions, but give us ten years and see if this hasn't happened: Mac will have eloped with a German royalty.
Taylor either will or won't be grinning cheerfully at us over some footlights,—and—
Kimmie will have landed on the moon in the Flying Hathaway.
Last Will and Testament
of the Dear Departing (in 200 words)
To whom it may concern:
If there's anything we hate it's taking leave of our belongings. But tradition demands it, and we like to conform. We hope you will enjoy our contributions:
To Miss Whitaker and Miss Bement, we leave a priceless collection of thirty-three weekly light-cuts.
To Miss Logan, thirty-three sunny little smiles.
To Miss Carr and Miss Peterson, best wishes for a happy and prosperous Stronach nursery next year.
To Prue, the Song of the Lumbermen.
To Polly and Elsa, hair pins in bulk, and six to eight end-curlers.
To Griest and Elly, our patriarchal wisdom.
To everyone else, crossed fingers and held thumbs for ankle-socks off campus.
Oh yes—and—
To Mrs. Harland, endless Sunday nights of mushrooms and chocolate cake.
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About Ourselves
That first week was a complete jumble. We shall never forget the general bewilderment. . . The old girls—Bobbie, Julie, Bunny, Maggie, Pud, Derry, Chat, Lib, Griest, Nancy, Rusty, and Jan—the foundation of our glorious group, were not at loose-ends very often, believe us . . "Where do you live?—You do!! Why, you ought to know Bill Jones . . You go up that street near the ice cream place, and then there's an underpass. . . Sunday breakfast? Do they bring it on a tray?. . . Which is Hathaway? .
We were more or less acclimatized after that first party—a movie one with a meat-grinder camera . . Janet Wolf and the Chevalier grin .. . Holmesie fuzzing her hair to be Harpo . . . Prudence in a very decollete costume that certainly spoke loudly of the lure of the movies. Then there was that business of classes beginning, a mere detail, but we thought we'd mention it ... Then the Basketball games with our lost Angel and whirlwind Griest stopping the show . . Oh, yes, and the beach picnic of effervescent memory, when the wonderful Batties were produced. With that momentous organization off our minds we could beg:n choosing A. A. an Christian Association officers .. . The Council swelled, and the clubs began to thrive, and then we went to Stoneleigh. Can anyone forget the treasure hunt and the crazy fences?
Weak and shaky at the knees, the army of the hopeful marched into chapel the morning of Monday the 23rd. By the end of prayers there was no more vagueness. We knew whether or not we'd made our class. Nancy started right out being the only Junior . . . "Be good girls, and work harder." . . . The Room Change, otherwise known as the Great Weep, was the next thing. Such immortal combinations as Joan and Prudence, and Elsa and Polly came into being. At Christmas time there was a pageant, and a play, and a party for children—all of which we enjoyed and—well, Merry Christmas. . . .
The general atmosphere of January seventh and eighth was a kind of sleepy, snowbound haze. Pretty soon, however, most of us came down to earth—and midyears. The drealful examination persecution over, we began thInking about Northfield. But uninspiring weather burst our Northfield bubble. However, our glorious spirits were not to be stifled and we all went off on a long weekend, that is, all except Nancy and Joan who preferred to remain at school and laugh at us the next week as they boarded the 1:40 train. Company came on Sunday and the Principals had to say, "We're sorry; the girls are having a weekend but we've some very nice faculty to show you."
After an indefinite recovery from the ravages of the weekend we got back to the grindstone and the next epoch making thing was the wonderful "Wurzel-Flummery". It was fun. Lots of things swelled the Lenten fund, although it's disconcerting to see Griest auction off your best lace petticoat for six cents ... After that, Spring Vacation and then Spring Term . . . The Childs twins arching on the green and Barbara Cady kept quite busy picking up the remains of Prudence. The Admiral continues. to get daily letters. As for us we're green.
The campus is very beautiful now.
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The Student Council
The Student Council of '31-32 started the year well with Charity as President, Pud Hansen, Vice-President, Bobbie Brown, Secretary, and Jan Taylor, Social Secretary. Every new girl remembers the cordial welcome given her at the begining of the year. After a few trying hours of becoming acquainted with the contents of the Handbook, things ran smoothly. The Council's number was swelled by the addition of Miss Carr, Faculty Adviser; Maggie, President of Christian Association; Blissful, President of A. A.; Kimmie, Senior Class President; and Woodie and Georgie, Presidents of Hathaway and Montgomery.
At the beginning of the second semester the following changes were made in the officers: Pud Hansen was elected President; Eleanor Sanford, Vice-President; Casey, Secretary; Woodie, Social Secretary; and Rusty and Bobbie Brown, House Presidents. Otherwise the Council Members remained the same, veterans boundlessly helpful to the new governors.
Besides the efficient running of school life, the Council has introduced several essentially important innovations which deserve mention. The first is the matter of Light-Cuts for those girls who go to college next fall. I think every Senior and Phoenix has a heart full of appreciation for the occasional permission for a cut until ten-thirty at t:mes when reams of Latin, French, and Chem must be done before morning. A lesser change was the Amendment to the Constitution regarding the presence of the House-presidents at Proctor meetings. And, if their efforts prove successful, it will be the Council Members whom we shall thank for the school emblems to be worn on our good-looking green blazers.
On the whole, Student Government this year has proved itself highly capable and entirely worthy of its responsibilities. The encouraging cooperation of the student body has been a great help to it.
The Christian Association
Maggie has done a splendid job with the Christian Association this year. Delivering the Thanksgiving baskets and the grateful reception of our songs at the Old Ladies' Home made us realize that, in our small way, we were helping. Great were the preparations for Christmas! The Children's Party was enjoyed by young and old alike, even to the point of playing "Going to Jerusalem" and being very thrilled by Santa Claus. The Joke Tree and boxes for our children gave as much pleasure to the donors as to the recipients, the Carol Concert was actually in tune, and the pageant was astonishingly well done by our gifted amateurs. Lent came and went, leaving us personally with flat pocketbooks, but collectively with the rich fund of $254 to our credit. Four Golden Rule dinners, voted for with unanimous generosity, swelled the sum which the smaller businesses had amassed. The money was used to help the Northampton Milk Fund, the International College at Springfield, and the mountain schools of Kentucky.
"That intangible something" of which Miss Whitaker speaks has permeated the spirit of the Christian Association this year. Perhaps that is why we are all so satisfied with the work it has done.
Current Events Club
Much as the Current Events Club owes to Maggie's lively administration, the news-hawks could never have accomplished so much in so short a time without Mrs. Harland's saving grace and impressive knowledge of her subject. The newspaper-reading Woodie made an admirable secretary, and the school joined enthusiastically.
At the beginning of the year when it came out that Current Eventers had to make speeches, there was a wave of timidity and underestimation of oratorical talent, but a goodly crowd managed, and is still managing, to gather every fortnight. At first the meetings were held in the English room, but the attraction of a piano which invites leaning-on and a comfortable blue couch necessitated their removal to Hathaway living room. Those who are not fortunate enough to arrive in time to be seated upon this popular piece of furniture, drape themselves on the floor and imbibe information concerning the Indian situation, unemployment, prohibition, Washington news, national and international questions, and Mrs. Harland's well-loved and thoroughly enjoyed discussions of her favorites, China and Japan.
Having begun its career so well, we are sure that future members of the club will turn out to be second Demostheneses, Ciceros, or Presidents of the Senate. Here's to them!
Dramatic Club
Among the innovations of this remarkable year was a Drama Club. An executive board comprised of enthusiastic Miss Carr, energetic Betty Welt as president, efficient Bets Johnson as secretary, and Casey and Kimmie as ladies of discrimination, has presided over the rise of the young club. The membership has lacked neither numbers nor animation, awl every other Wednesday night Hathaway parlor has become a stage with Shakespearean scenery.
Miss Carr read Anton Tchekov's breathtaking "Sea Gull", and various other club members took parts in the reading of "Arms and The Man" and "In the Dark of the Dawn".
"Wurzel-Flummery" by A. A. Milne, was successfully produced and revealed an amazing "pawliament'ry" talent in the versatile Bobbie Brown. Kim and Bliss as lovers were incredibly effective, and Jan Taylor's dapper appearance in Mr. King's clothes stirred a great many hearts in the audience. Shall we ever forget Georgie's matronly "my dear", or Bliss's difficulty in puffing at her (his??) talcum-powder-filled pipe? The costume and scenery committees plied their trades with unusual diligence—carrying, lugging, and shifting with amiable spirits.
And so before we go "on our way rejoicing" may we express our admiration for the almost incredible progress the newly-born club has made this year, and thank both tireless officers and interested members for their contributions to its success?
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The A. A.
When we elected Bliss, President of the A. A., Kimmie, Secretary; Georgie Brewer, Treasurer; and Griest and Mary-Lib, Team Captains, we had a pretty good idea that they'd fill their positions well, but, as'the year advanced and we became better acquainted with our officers, we realized that we'd made the happiest of choices. As we write, we are undecided as to which team will win the place on the banner for 1932. The Whites had the honor in '31 so, speaking logically, (and with practically no prejudice) the Greens ought to get a little ahead this time; they have made a good start by winning Basketball and the Gym Meet. We have so many aspiring golfers and tennis players that it's hard to say which side is gaining more points in these respects. Poor Miss Wallis, trying to post the lists of courts, is in danger of being trampled to death by the frenzied mob in its eagerness to procure a court. As for hiking, we are sure that Nancy Grout and Betty Johnson can count on having seven-league boots in the next world, but we don't know which will receive the hiking cup at Last Chapel, Commencement morning. Our pride in the twins, our champion archers and patient instructors, know no bounds, and we're doing our best to get pointers from them. Baseball's active progress has been interrupted by preparations for May Day. We dance gaily on the green until we're seriously convinced that "All The World is Paper". Although dubiously graceful at first, we're improving now; the ladies are quite proficient in curtesying and everyone is praying for fair weather May. 28 so that we may crown Pud, "Our Queen of May To-day, Tra-la-la-la-la-la."
Editorial Staff
BETTY WELT, Editor-in-chief
MARY CARROLL, Asst. Editor-in-chief
JANET TAYLOR, Literary Editor
JEANNE RICHARD, Asst. Literary Editor
HENRIETTA CASE, Business Editor
LOUISE BRASTOW, Asst. Business Editor
Advertising Committee
BARBARA BROWN ALICE IREYS
MISS CARR, Faculty Adviser
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A drama in two acts and five scenes.
Time:-7:15 of a damp May evening.
Place:—A worthy institution for the education of young ladies.
Dramatis Personae:—One feline female and hosts of feeling ones.
ACT I—Scene I.
Front hall of Hathaway. 27 people rush madly down front stair, the weaker trampled by the strong.
All: Cellar's had her kittens! Cellar's had her kittens! Let's find them. Come on everyone! First King's barn, next Montgom cellar, then Scott! Hurry up! Let's go! (Exeunt)
The wind moans. In the mournful stillness the rain drools against the windows. Silence.
Scene 2
Campus of said institution-20 minutes later. The darkness has increased perceptibly. The wind shudders. The ground oozes. Little knobs of people flit shadelike in the greyness. From time to time they hail each other.
One: Found them yet?
Another: No, have you?
First: No—
They wander here and there. The rain stops. The clouds break. A single star leers down from on high.
ACT II—Scene 1
Same as Act 1—Scene 1. Door leading to cellar slightly ajar. From afar comes a "meow". Enter a striped cat. Sits in middle of floor and licks herself. Door left of cellar opens. Head appears, is withdrawn, and door shuts softly. Long eyelashes appear through keyhole. Cat starts towards cellar door. Disappears through aperture.
Eyelashes withdrawn from keyhole. Door opens. Woman enters.
Woman (aside): A-ha! Now I shall discover the whereabouts of the mystery.
Slips carefully through cellar door.
Scene 2
Cellar. It is very dark now. Cat, traceable by fiery eyes, proceeds through the gloom to box in the corner. Mews softly. Jumps in. Woman steals behind. Reaches box. Looks in. Snaps on light. Cat is revealed licking three tiny rat-like shapes.
Woman (loudly): Oh—oh—Come quick, everybody. I've found them!
Scene 3
Same: 52 people clatter up and downstairs. Woman with eyelashes stands by box with flashlight, showing kittens to mob.
Cries of "Oh the darlings!", "Come here, honey.", "Wasn't it the best little kitty-cat in the world?", "Gosh, Cellar!", "How many are there?", "The precious loves."
Cat meows. She's very excited and afraid. Girl enters with a saucer of milk. She gives it to the cat who laps it avidly. Crowd drops back spellbound.
Cat: Purr-r-r-r!
(Curtain)
BOBBIE REGISTERING THOUGHT
BIG FEET
PICNICS-I928
7,6e MISSES BEMENT and WHITAKER
HELLO NANCY.
MAY WE PRESENT MR. GOROKHOFF ?
CHESTER JUNIOR & HENRY SECOND A BONNIE NURSE
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Overheard in Problem Class
Citizen 1: "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus Hath told you—hath told you—hath told—" Oh, who cares what he told him anyway? Say, do you know, my family has four separate coats of arms and Bill Tilden is a relative of mine?
Citizen 2: What kind of arms?
Citizen 1: Pipe down. You know what? I'm going to have one made into a ring, put one on a coat—
Citizen 2: All right. All right. I believe you. Aren't the flowers nice tonight?
Citizen 1: I told the gardeners the other day that I'd give them a job on my father's estate in Scotland sometime. They really don't get enough pay in America. Does Taylor have tooth-paste?
Citizen 2: No. She borrows everyone else's. It's more or less a semisecret, though.
Citizen 1: Gee, you're fat!
Citizen 2: At least I don't eat like you do.
Citizen 1: No, you make a glutton of yourself.
Citizen 2: Who makes a glutton of whoseself, I'd like to know?
Citizen 1: You do. You eat potatoes ALL the time.
Citizen 2: Potatoes aren't fattening. You shouldn't starve yourself anyway.
Citizen 1: Eat plenty, that's right. (With infinite sarcasm).
Citizen 2: All right. (Missing irony).
Citizen 1: Gosh, it's hot. I'd like to be a nudist now.
Citizen 2: What's that?
Citizen 1: A person who doesn't wear clothes, stupid.
(Bell for Study Hour).
This conversation having been overheard in problem class, we feel no qualms about telling you who the citizens are. Just send two cents to an address (any address, we don't care) and all will be made clear.
Dear Middlers, Next year you will be the High and Mighties. Be confident that there will never be a dull moment. We are leaving you the Year Book. Be good to it and it's be good to you.
Love, Senior-Phoenix.
THE TERRACE TATLER Directory
Julia Bachelder-2 Harvard St., Holyoke, Mass.
Helen Bliss-62 High St., Newburyport, Mass.
Louise Brastow-19 Strong Court, Plainville, Conn.
Georgiana Brewer-100 Virginia Hill, Bridgeport, Conn.
Barbara Brown-715 Madison St., Fall River, Mass.
Marie-Louise Carmody—Cutler St., Watertown, Conn.
Mary Carroll-192 Chestnut St., Holyoke, Mass.
Henrietta Case-254 Altamont Place, Somerville, N. J.
Margherita Childs-74 River Rd., Cos Cob, Conn.
Louisa-Jane Church-1245 South Grand Ave., Pasadena, Cal.
Margaret Clifton—Navy Yard, Portsmouth, N. H.
Elinor Halket-9 Gilman St., Holyoke, Mass.
Helen Hansen-2234 Ashbury Ave., Evanston, Ill.
Ruth Harlow-307 Prospect Heights, Northampton, Mass.
Margaret Holmes—Old King's Highway, Darien, Conn.
Alice Ireys-1510 West Franklin Ave., Minneapolis, Minn.
Elizabeth Johnson-1120 No. Park Ave., River Forest, Ill.
Mary Kimball-2117 Mass. Ave., Lexington, Mass.
Evelyn Langmuir-237 Hudson Ave., Englewood, N. J.
Audrey Marx-927 Fifth Ave., New York City
Charity Mason-483 Beacon St., Boston, Mass.
Mary McDevitt-78 Orchard St., New Bedford, Conn.
Jeanne Richard-194 Ames Ave., Leonia, N. J.
Ruth Richason-41 Maynard Rd., Northampton, Mass.
Priscilla Rose-64 Kenwood Ave., Worcester, Mass.
Mary Rust-1171 Murray Hill Ave., Pittsburgh, Pa.
Mary Ryan-77 Warner Street, Northampton, Mass.
Eleanor Sandford-5 Spring St., Ware, Mass.
Janet Taylor-55 Fairfield Ave., Holyoke, Mass.
Virginia Taylor-125 George St., Providence, R. I.
Ruth Walz—Cottage St., Easthampton, Mass.
Elizabeth Welt-1884 Balmoral Drive, Detroit, Mich.
Mary Wood-201 Christopher St., Montclair, N. J.
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THE FIRESIDE
TEA ROOM
8 Bedford Terrace
NORTHAMPTON, MASS.
HARPER METHOD HAIRDRESSING
Nonotuck Bank Bldg.
Tel. 484 NORTHAMPTON, MASS.
"Anywhere in New England"
Northampton Branch
H.P. HOOD AND SONS, INC.
11 Hawley St. Northampton, Mass.
Your Furs
DESERVE THE ADVANTAGES OF OUR COLD STORAGE VAULT ON OUR PREMISES
AND WIGGINS OLD TAVERN
NORTHAMPTON, MASS. "An Inn of Colonial Charm"
125 Beautiful Rooms $2.00 up
Excellent Food at Popular Prices
FREE PARKING FOR GUESTS GARAGE
LEWIS N. WIGGINS, Prop.
Greetings to THE NORTHAMPTON SCHOOL FOR GIRLS from BRIDGMAN & LYMAN BOOKSELLERS AND STATIONERS 108 Main St. NORTHAMPTON, MASS
Rudemar Preparations
Exclusive but not Expensive
Plym Beauty Shoppe in the New Plym Shops 29 West St. Tel. 2275
SHAMPOOING, FACIAL AND SCALP TREATMENT, MANICURING, PERMANENT WAVING, HAIR CUTTING, FINGER AND MARCEL WAVES
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"It's New When We're Through"
WALSH'S
CLEA N I NG, DYEING AND PRESSING
Next to Scott Gym
23 GREEN AVENUE
NORTHAMPTON, MASS.
Phone 409-R
BEST WISHES for the success of THE YEAR BooK
THE MUSIC HOUSE
143 MAIN STREET
El/ic 51-ciikg, M.?.
Maker of Camera
Portraits and other Dist Camera Work. -44 State Si. Northamptan, Mass.
"ESSENTIALLY THE STUDIO FOR THE DISCRIMINATING"
Printing by Metcalf le V 'W 7 'Photos by StaAbort
