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Roger McAfee, who oversaw the construction of the last “new” student union building at UBC and served as AMS president, tells what has gone wrong at UBC.

After 10 years teaching at Harvard, renowned quantum physicist Jenny Hoffman comes to UBC looking for better opportunities to collaborate. She also runs 24-hour races and is irked by unionized TAs.

As the fight over proposed international tuition increases heated up, student member of the Board of Governors Veronica Knott was inevitably at the centre of the storm.

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JOHNATHAN GIRARD The conductor of UBC’s symphony orchestra revived a tone poem by a Jewish composer whose music had been banned by P / 11 P / 03 P / 10 P / 15 the Nazi regime.

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John Montalbano resigns from Board of Governors

Faster lunch lines in the new SUB

All about the election

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GSS creates website to report harassment and discrimination

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Escaping finals in snowshoes

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Loss of life is ‘probable’ for people in high risk campus buildings during an earthquake, according to UBC’s undisclosed seismic safety report.

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Sustainability report highlights UBC’s green campus

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Meet the UBC 2016 Hall of Fame Inductees

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A Ubyssey investigation uncovered that at least two dozen campus buildings are at serious risk of collapse during even a moderate earthquake.

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Under the pressure of a deadline, a pill of Adderall often looks like the only option for success to students who turn to drugs as study aids.

UBC has an estimated $100 million invested in fossil fuels such as oil, natural gas and coal. Despite pressure from students and faculty to divest, UBC chose to keep its shares in fossil fuels.

The University Transition Program (UTP) at UBC allows young students, usually between grades seven to nine, to complete high school in two years and enter university around the age of 14.

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The 2015/16 year has bee n a mi and lows at UBC. We put x of highs timeline of the most im together a portant stories published as well as the milestones achieved this year by Th e Ubyssey.

Tyler Kuntz leaves ubc hockey for vancouver giants JULY 29

Op-ED: UBC’s relentless positivity is a disservice to students SEPTEMBER 15

After spending 14 of the last 16 years in a variety of roles within UBC Athletics, Tyler Kuntz has moved on. Kuntz, who was named head coach of the Thunderbirds men’s hockey team last year, resigned to be an assistant coach with the WHL’s Vancouver Giants. In his resignation letter he wrote, “Nobody should be treated with such ignorance and disrespect as my hockey program, players and staff were in the past two years … what I did not know is that we would be considered irrelevant to the university and its absent leadership.”

News editor Moira Warburton calls bullshit on Martha Piper’s (and the rest of the university’s) unending pep, or at least for it to be backed up by a dose of realism.

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new sub hatches art from university archives SEPTEMBER 7 eSports team wins North American title and $180,000, but lack UBC’s recognition MAY 6 Think NCAA basketball, but for eSports. That’s what UBC’s eSports Club won when they swept Robert Morris University in the North American Collegiate Championship tournament for League of Legends, earning each player a $30,000 scholarship and bragging rights.

The Hatch opened in the Nest with an exhibit showcasing UBC’s archival materials relating the student union buildings since 1939. Its aim was to integrate the past and future of UBC’s student life.

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a sea of change: ubc a hotbed for evolving views on homosexuality SEPTEMBER 16 Skyler Wang details his experience growing up as a closeted gay man in Singapore, the differences between Singapore and Vancouver, and how social conservatives became more progressive after studying at UBC. PHOTO COURTESY UBC PUBLIC AFFAIRS

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GUT BACTERIA LINKED TO ASTHMA IN INFANTS OCTOBER 7 Ubyssey science published its first article! The science section is the place for stories about research, science and technology at UBC. Also, UBC research showed a link between infants’ gut bacteria and asthma. Wait, what?

TUITION INCREASE ANNOUNCED OCTOBER 14 This year, tuition was raised by almost 50 per cent for international students at UBC over the next three years. Students fought hard to see that number lowered in many programs and it represented a significant success when Finance Committee Chair Greg Peet told university administrators to go back to the drawing table with their “benchmarking” process and better include students in that process.

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NEWS OCTOBER 20 WHOSE CAMPUS ISSUE OCTOBER 7 SCIENCE SECTION IS BORN OCTOBER 20 17,773 VIEWS ON FACEBOOK FOR VIDEO ON “UBC STUDENTS GUESS THE PRICES OF THINGS FROM THE BOOKSTORE” october 406,877 pageviews

OCTOBER 15 928 LIKES ON FACEBOOK COVER PHOTO FOR WHOSE CAMPUS? ISSUE SPORTS culture SCIENCE

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MALARIA PROTEINS ARE BEING USED TO FIGHT CANCER OCTOBER 26

UBC’s legendary music reporter showcased video clips from Nardwuar’s prolific career in interviewing musicians and politicians. In one portion of the event dubbed “Nard Danger,” the audience was exposed to moments of Nardwuar confronting the nasty side of the media.

UBC helped develop a new drug using a malaria protein that shows promise as a cancer drug. The protein is used by malaria to attaches to a sugar structure on the surface of the placenta, allowing red blood cells to stick. That same sugar structure is on tumour cells.

THE UBC QUIDDITCH TEAM ISN’T JOKING AROUND OCTOBER 8 The team is “arguably the best” in Canada.

fun fact: we have a plastic dinosaur stuck on our office ceiling.

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STEVEN GALLOWAY SUSPENDED NOVEMBER 18 OVER-PRESCRIPTION OF OPIOIDS LINKED TO HIGHER DEATH RATES IN BC NOVEMBER 9 According to a study at UBC, the over-prescription of opioids — more commonly known as painkillers — has been linked to higher death rates in British Columbia.

The study found that there is a significant variation in the prescribing of opioids in that regions with overall higher purchases had higher rates of opioid related deaths on average.

Despite that the investigation into allegations against Steven Galloway, the former chair of the creative writing department, was supposed to last 60 days, not a word has been spoken about why the famous writer departed. Criticism did crop up for his former publisher, Random House, which pledged its support to Galloway despite the lack of information regarding what the allegations were.

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UBC Physicists win breakthrough prize in fundamental physics november 19

REVIEW: MANON IS RICH, STRIKING AND INTENSE NOVEMBER 6 UBC Opera’s first performance of the year featured a performer directly from New York’s Metropolitan Opera in the lead male role. Of course falling in love in the space of one song is ridiculous, but the sold-out audience of opening night was swept along with the comedy, romance and excitement.

A group of 29 past and current UBC researchers have been awarded the $3 million dollar Breakthrough Prize in Fundamental Physics along with researchers from around the world at an event hosted by Seth McFarlane.

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WOMEN’S SOCCER WINS NATIONAL TITLE IN 3-0 WIN OVER TWU NOVEMBER 16 UBC women’s soccer team defeated the Trinity Western University Spartans 3-0 to mark the program at six CIS title wins — the most of all the teams in Canada. This win also marks the UBC athletics program’s 100th CIS title.

we confess. we’ve drafted several plans on how to steal the ams’s giant scissors.

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cbc reveals string of assaults november 20 A much-anticipated documentary by the CBC revealed a series of incidences within the history department at UBC. One PhD student was alleged to have sexually assaulted over four women while studying at UBC — at least one assault taking place in the graduate residence of Green College. Several women went on record with CBC to say that the university encouraged discretion and, in at least one case, that mediation between survivor and assaliant take place. In the wake of the scandal, UBC saw the need to develop a stand-alone sexual assault policy.

the door is open are collecting blankets, warm clothing for homeless november 26 Fourth-year Fearghus Arnold organized a blanket drive to collect warm clothing for Vancouver’s homeless. Our reporter went into the field to speak to those affected in downtown Vancouver, finding stories from some of the city’s 1,200 homeless.

Letter: We need to talk december 2 Albert Reymann decries the rise of the “regressive left” and argues for a more open, rational environment of discourse at UBC.

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letter: response to we need to talk december 15 women’s field hockey wins fifth straight national title november 23

Brent Lin responds to Reymann, arguing that Reymann forgets history in his indictment of social justice culture.

ubc upsets montreal carabins in vanier cup, 26-23 november 28

The news team has been drunk at work a total of twice.

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PRONGHORNS SKEWER ‘BIRDS IN WINTER CLASSIC 4-1 JANUARY 30 JANUARY 9 JHM AWARDS ANNOUNCED Arno Rosenfeld, “House of Cards: Dozens of UBC buildings liable to collapse in quake” (Investigative, WON) Joshua Azizi, “Campus safety groups won’t escort overly drunk people home” (News, NOMINATED) Olamide Olaniyan, “The UBC Quidditch Team isn’t joking around” (Sports, NOMINATED)

editorial: the office of information and privacy is breaking the law january 22

Another year, another heartbreaker. After going 2-8 in the last 10 games, the UBC men’s hockey team were desperate to impress a record crowd of 3,575 hopeful fans, only to disappoint in a 4-1 loss.

The Ubyssey editorial board details the hurdles the news team has gone through to receive the results of the freedom of information request regarding Guptagate and reminds the university of their responsibility to provide it in a timely fashion.

Nick Adams, “The Freedom to Research” (Cover of the Year, NOMINATED) Kosta Prodanovic & Aiken Lao, “House of Cards” (Cover of the Year, WON)

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Aiken Lao, “First Year Guide to UBC” (Illustration, NOMINATED) Natalie Scadden (Student Journalist of the Year, NOMINATED) Best Website (NOMINATED)

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deschamps signs with saskatchewan roughriders january 11 After finishing his time as a Thunderbird with a Vanier Cup win, running back Brandon Deschamps will be moving on to play for the CFL’s Saskatchewan Roughriders.

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LEAKED FOIS REVEAL WHY GUPTA QUIT JANUARY 27 After months and months of speculation as to why Gupta resigned, UBC finally had no choice but to release the flood of freedom of information requests that had been delayed multiple times. For a day, little was uncovered.

On January 27 however, the UBC community woke up to a shock — much of the redacted material could be seen by viewing it on a different program. Gupta, who had been radio silent since his resignation, did many interviews to dispel the picture of a poor president painted in the docs.

arts and culture night provides snapshot of student life february 1 The Arts and Culture District presented an evening of performances from musicians, UBC Improv and UBC Slam in the Museum of Anthropology. Exposing students to a spectrum of perspectives and experiences, the night served to broaden our understanding of the modern individual and to play our parts in building a collective cultural identity.

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Faculty Association protests for board members to resign february 2 The Faculty Association has been particularly vocal since ex-President Gupta’s resignation. They have repeatedly called the Board of Governors out on its lack of transparency, its attacks on academic freedom and, most recently, passed a no-confidence motion in the ability of the board to govern. Although this doesn’t have an actual impact on the board’s legal position as governors of the university, it doesn’t bode well for the relationship between these two parties.

we must protect the rights of those with whom we disagree march 9 Maziar Sharifikhah speaks on the importance of respecting the freedom of expression of people’s opinions — especially if their views don’t align with our own.

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RE: we must protect the rights of those with whom we disagree march 10 Hana Golightly, Mahtab Laghaei and Rosemary Hu respond to Sharifikhah, arguing that some opinions go too far — not all of them deserve equal treatment.

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ubc appoints 31 canadian research chairs february 9 UBC received $27 million to appoint 31 professors as Canada Research Chairs. The announcement was made

by Kirsty Duncan, member of parliament and Minister of Science. Across Canada, 305 Chairs were appointed, which represents a $260 million investment in the Canadian Research Chairs (CRC) program.

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Divestment was brought to the board level by referendums held at student and faculty levels. Both voted overwhelmingly in favour of divesting university investments from all holdings in fossil fuels. However, the board declined to divest, saying it would be irresponsible and casting aside their fiduciary duty to do so. Instead they created the Sustainable Future Fund, which will invest only in sustainable ventures.

rainbow flag burned down february 9 In February, UBC came to class on a Monday morning to discover that the pride flag – raised in recognition of OUTweek, hosted by the Pride Collective at UBC – had been burned down. This violent event sparked an outpouring of support from across campus and the city for Pride UBC.

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ubc falls to ryerson in 109-101 in ot in cis quarterfinals march 18 UBC had not hosted the men’s basketball National Championship in 44 years. Coach Kevin Hanson’s squad hoped to impress, but lost in overtime to Ryerson in front of a record-setting crowd.

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