January 10, 2017

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JANUARY 10, 2017 | VOLUME XCVIII | ISSUE XVI ONO HE DIDN’T SINCE 1918

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NEWS

CULTURE

OPINION

SCIENCE

SPORTS

Furlong reinstated as keynote for banquet

NOOOOOOOO: Calhoun’s is closing

What to do if you’re unsure about your degree

Read these books and be miserable at parties

Women’s hockey retires Laura Taylor’s jersey

THE UBYSSEY

A WEEK OF STANDUP

MINING VANCOUVER’S DEPTHS FOR COMEDY GOLD PAGE 6


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