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Love is in the Air!

Great to see a Romantic Summer Wedding happening in Coachfield Glamping Camp last weekend ...and our course the ceremony took place on Kilgobbin beach ! Magic !

A Man Walks Into A Bar

A man walks into a bar and orders six whiskies. He lines them up in a row and knocks back the first, third, and fifth glasses. Then he gets up to leave. “ Don’t you want the others?” asks the barman.”You’ve only had three of your whiskies.” “Best not” replies the man, “My doctor said it was only okay to have the odd drink.”

MY EX MADE THIS FACEBOOK STATUS ABOUT HOW SHE FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS WATCHING HER...

...but I’ve been following her around all week and I can guarantee no one is stalking her.

A GUY TOOK HIS BLONDE GIRLFRIEND TO HER FIRST FOOTBALL GAME...

After the game, he asked her if she liked it. She replied, “it was fun but I don’t see why they made such a big fuss over 25 cents.”

The guy asked, “What do you mean?”

And she said, “Well, at the beginning of the game, they flipped a coin and someone took it, and for the rest of the game, they kept shouting ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’”

Donald Trump Is Boarding Air Force One

When all of a sudden, an assassin jumps out and points the gun at Trump. A member of the secret service sees this and yells, “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would-be assassin so much that it gives the other agents time to apprehend him. While the agents interrogate the assassin, Donald Trump pulls the agent aside and says, “ Why did you yell Mickey Mouse when you saw the assassin?” The agent says, “Well, I got nervous and meant to say Donald Duck.”

There was only one problem, the captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick.

Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

“Look, it’s not the same hat!”

“Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!”

“Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything; it was the captain’s parrot, after all.

One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.

After a week the parrot finally said: “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the boat?”

I STARTED DATING THIS BLONDE CHICK LAST NIGHT.

“Do you have any kids?” she asked.

“Yes,” I replied.

“I have one child that’s just under two.”

She said, “I might be blonde, but I know how many one is.”

Q; Can a Binge Eating Disorder ( BED ) be prevented?

Beginning treatment as soon as symptoms emerge is helpful but not essential. Not every instance of BED can be prevented, but an awareness of the early stages of the eating disorder may contribute to successful treatment.

Also, encouraging healthy behaviors such as self care, e ective communication of needs and fostering eating habits may be very helpful. It is also necessary to have a realistic and positive attitude about food and body image , this may help prevent the development or worsening of eating disorders.

Being at war with ourselves and our bodies takes up so much of our energy and is not helpful. We cannot hate or shame ourselves into change...it has to be done from love.

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