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News Advertiser
DECEMBER 18, 2019
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'Twas the Night Before Christmas
He was dressed all in red and was holding a box, He leaned in and whispered, "I brought you the rocks." His beard was so white, his smile so merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
Classified Style 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. My wife was asleep next to me in the bed, While visions of sugar-plums danced in her head. Duane “Cash” Holze & Todd “Carry” Holze
I lay there remembering one week ago, The party we had on the day that it snowed. I was already dressed and relaxing downstairs, While my wife was deciding which outfit to wear. When up in our room there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter. Away to the bedroom I flew like a flash, My wife holding jewelry and everything clashed. The light of the lamp caused her red dress to glow, Her new party shoes were all ready to go. She looked like a star in her long evening gown, But without matching jewelry she felt like a clown. And that's when it hit me I knew what to get her, A set of new jewelry to make her feel better. On a budget like mine could I find a selection? That's when I thought of the classified section.
The life of the party, he really fit in, Telling jokes to the guests and sharing a grin. He grabbed a big plate and then added some food, The more that he ate the more jolly his mood. A few sips of nog, then he gave me the sign, To peer in the box, it all sparkled and shined. But before I could look and decide what to choose, He said, "Take it all! It'll match your wife's shoes!"
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With all of this jewelry listed for sale, It soon became clear that I just might prevail. There wasn't much time with the guests on the way, Just one simple ad would save the whole day. And then, in a twinkling, I saw one just right, I called up the seller explaining my plight. "There's no way I'll make it, the guests are soon due. Unless," I suggested, "you'd like to come too."
Our friends then arrived with holiday cheer, There were Rubies and Emeralds, Diamonds and Pearls, Bringing presents, champagne and even some beer. But a jolly old man, he stood out from the rest, Amethysts, Sapphires, Opals and Beryls. His attire was different from all of the guests. From less than a carat that wouldn't cost much, To the very expensive I wouldn't dare touch.
He took off from the party as quick as he came, Without taking payment or leaving his name. It was quite the event I will never forget, To receive such a gift from a man I just met. As I drifted to sleep, I remembered that eve, And how one simple man could make you believe. I can still hear his words as he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a Good-Night."
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AUTOMOBILES
2010 damaged Dodge Caliber 125,000kms. Drives excellent. For parts. $1500. Phone 780994-3005 2005 Mercedes Smart Car diesel, automatic, black, 192,000kms, $3900. 780994-3005.
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Hay For Sale: Big Round Alfalfa/ Timothy Hay Bales. Net wrapped, Approx. 1200 lbs., Good Quality, $100.00/Bale. Can deliver 40 Bale Loads, Vilna, Alberta 780-2100800 Meadow Brome grass hay - no rain, large bales. Ideal for horses $120 each. 780-913-4675
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Library hosts Parent and Child Holiday Crafting
TRUCKS
1993 Chev 4x4 Ext Cab. For parts. $650. 780-9225999 2006 Ford 4x4 Crew Cab. New tires. $4600. 780994-3005 2004 Dodge Dakota 4x4 loaded, superb condition. Low km. $6,500. 780-6323527. 2000 Dodge Dakota V8, 4x4, farm truck. $1600. 780922-5999 2002 GMC 4x4 HD ¾ ton Service Truck 340k $3500 780-922-5999 1997 Ford 7.3 Diesel, 4 x 4, missing transmission. Nice deck, $2800. 780-922-5999 2004 Chev 4 x 4, new t/ case, canopy, $3200. PH: 780-994-3005 2002 F250 Crew cab, 7.3 diesel. Loaded. 410,000kms. $6500 PH: 780-994-3005
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Ethan shows the tri bead candy canes he made. (Rosanne Fortier/photo)
Rosanne Fortier News Correspondent Vegreville Centennial Library’s gymnasium was the site for holiday arts and crafts when it hosted ‘Parent and Child Holiday Crafting’ event on December 11. Library Programmer Calina Sokalski said, “We are hosting this event to get families to come out in the holiday spirit and to give them a chance to do some crafts in case they can’t come to one of our after school programs. It gives them a chance to hang out with the library’s staff and be at the library to see what we do. As well, it is really beneficial for parents to spend time with their children.” Parents helped their children make a variety of holiday crafts including: colouring festive pictures, tri bead candy cane making, terra cotta Christmas tree painting, and candy cane reindeer.
