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Molly “WildThing” Infield Executive Editor / Financial Officer Molly@FullThrottleMagazine.com
Lincoln Infield Managing Editor / Art Director Lincoln@FullThrottleMagazine.com

Mark Infield Founder - Ride In Peace 12/06/1949 - 7/02/2021
Molly “WildThing” Infield Executive Editor / Financial Officer Molly@FullThrottleMagazine.com
Lincoln Infield Managing Editor / Art Director Lincoln@FullThrottleMagazine.com
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Lincoln, Alan, Scott, Christian, Trisha, Bill, Len, Rob, Pam, JB, Greg, Tim, Josh, Scott P.
Alan Dockery, Lincoln Infield, Brad Patton, Chi, Gauge & Rosa Bean, Billy “Bulldog” Dagenhart, Bill Gallaway Len “3 Wheel” Montgomery, Josh Hawks Erika “Black Widow” Krey
WildThing, Alan Dockery, Lincoln Infield, Chi, Billy “Bulldog” Dagenhart, Cruisin’ Gal, Floyd Baker, Len “3 Wheel” Montgomery, Bill Gallaway, Erika “Black Widow” Krey, Josh Hawks
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oom…it’s August. August is A big month for us At full Throttle Magazine. August of 1998 was the first month that Mark and Molly produced a Carolinas’ Full Throttle Magazine. Imagine a carpenter and a CPA/stay at home mom dropping what they had been doing for decades, changing their entire life around to produce a print magazine. Mom and Dad had been riding together since the late 60’s but I don’t think they had any idea what they were getting into or how much it would impact the motorcycle community in North and South Carolina. They turned a perfectly good hobby into a job and they worked tirelessly to make it work. Long days, late nights, entire weekends went into the dream that The Carolinas’ Full Throttle Magazine could help keep the motorcycle community informed about events and help biker friendly businesses attract more customers. That’s the dream that has kept this magazine in print for 325 months an entire 27 years. Their dedication was incredible and the reason you are reading this magazine today. I was just lucky enough to be along for the ride and to learn the ropes from two of the hardest working people I’ve ever known. So Cheers to 27 years! We will be celebrating at Springers in Greensboro on August 23rd.
The August cover features Tobacco Road Harley-Davidson / Mad Monkey Motorsports #88 King Of The Baggers bike. TRH-D GM Mark Hendrix is following through on keeping the motorcycle racing heritage alive at the dealership in Raleigh, NC that was once Ray Price HarleyDavidson and legendary in the Top Fuel drag racing world. The KOB is the new wave of motorcycle racing, running on a Harley-Davidson M8 platform that can be the powerplant of YOUR new motorcycle. Tobacco Road Harley-Davidson always puts on great events during the month and may even have the race bike at the stop for you to check out! Make sure you read the cover story on page 4 for more info on the team!
RALEIGH, NC – A new era of performance and partnership is roaring to life as Tobacco Road Harley-Davidson announces its official collaboration with Mad Monkey Motorsports in the nationally acclaimed King Of The Baggers racing series. This union blends cutting-edge V-Twin performance with a legendary legacy rooted in decades of Harley-Davidson racing history.
The partnership marks a return to high-profile competition for Tobacco Road Harley-Davidson, formerly known as Ray Price Harley-Davidson-a name that resonates with power, speed, and dominance in the world of drag racing.
Under the leadership of the late Ray Price, a true pioneer and Hall ofFame drag racer, Ray Price Harley-Davidson and Ray Price Motorsports built a reputation as one of the most successful and respected Harley-Davidson racing teams in history. Known as the “Father of the Funnybike,” Price not only invented the wheelie bar but also shaped the structure of modem motorcycle drag racing.
Ray Price Motorsports competed at the highest levels of the sport, capturing multiple national championships and shattering records in the NHRA and AHDRA circuits. For decades, the dealership’s name was synonymous with performance excellence, not just in the showroom but on the track.
After Ray Price’s passing in 2015, the team’s racing operation was retired, but the spirit of innovation and adrenaline never left the shop. Now, that competitive fire is being rekindled-this time on the asphalt road course in one of the most exciting and fast-growing motorcycle racing series in the country.
The King of the Baggers series has transformed what was once a cruiser-only culture into a fierce battlefield of performance-tuned touring bikes competing at elite MotoAmerica road racing events. With its unique blend of raw horsepower, heavy-metal engineering, and aggressive riding, the series has attracted major OEMs, racing teams and Harley enthusiast nationwide.
Mad Monkey Motorsports, known for its innovative approach and relentless pursuit of performance, brings a fresh energy and technical prowess to the table. Their rider-focused build philosophy and experience with V-Twin platforms make them a natural fit for the King of the Baggers series-and an ideal partner for a dealership with deep roots in racing.
Max Flinders is a professional motorcycle road racer known for his fearless style, technical skill and dedication to pushing limits on the track. Originally from the United Kingdom and now based in the U.S., Flinders competes in the MotorAmerica series aboard the distinctive yellow #88 motorcycle for his team, Thrashed Bike Racing. Over the years, he has become a fan favorite for his underdog grit, consistency, and relentless drive to challenge factory-backed teams.
Together, Max Flinders and Tobacco Road Harley-Davidson represent a new wave of racing energy – blending raw talent with historic horsepower, and bringing grassroots racing spirit to national stages.
This partnership will see a fully built Harley-Davidson bagger bearing Tobacco Road’s branding, racing head-to-head with the best in the country, backed by a team that understands both the soul and science of speed.
“This is more than a racing sponsorship-it’s a continuation of our legacy,” said Mark Hendrix, General Manager of Tobacco Road Harley-Davidson. “Ray Price built this dealership on performance, competition, and community. Partnering with Mad Monkey Motorsports allows us to honor that heritage while stepping into a bold new arena of racing.”
The move is also a strategic play to connect with a new generation of riders and enthusiasts who crave performance as much as tradition. Fans can expect to see the Tobacco Road x Mad Monkey bike on tour throughout the 2025 King of the Baggers season, with appearances, activations, and in-store events celebrating the return of racing to the dealership’s DNA.
With its eyes set on the podium, this collaboration is not just about speed-it’s about storytelling, legacy, and passion. The Tobacco Road Harley-Davidson and Mad Monkey Motorsports partnership promises to thrill fans, inspire riders, and remind the motorcycle world that the spirit of Ray Price still rides strong in Raleigh, North Carolina.
AUG 1 UPTOWN LEXINGTON BIKE NIGHT Bull City Ciderworks, 599 S Railroad St., Lexington, NC. 5:30-9pm, music, food trucks, vendors, best bike on the lot, best burnout, cash prizes. Jack Waters, jackw@bullcityciderworks.com, 336-425-5959
AUG 1-2 THE ALL HARLEY WORLD SHOOTOUT Wilkesboro Raceway, 744 Dragway Rd., Wilkesboro, NC. FMI, Paulshdfatboy@netscape.net
AUG 1-3 RALLY IN THE VALLEY Downtown Elkin, free event. Live music, organized rides, vendors, food trucks, biker games, biker church, pancake breakfast. www.exploreelkin. com/rally-in-the-valley
AUG 2 BENEFIT RIDE FOR THE ATKINS FAMILY 1765 NC Hwy 66 S, Kernersville, NC. Hot rod & bike benefit, $5/bike, $10/vehicle. Kris passed away unexpectedly. Proceeds go to The Atkins Family. To reg, applefamilyfarm@yahoo.com or Destiney, 336-529-0117
AUG 2 BEERS & GEARS Cox’s HarleyDavidson of Asheboro, 2795 NC Hwy 134, Asheboro, NC. Celebrate National Beer Day w/ *free beer & food. 336-629-2415, www. coxsharley-davidson.com
AUG 2 NW PIEDMONT PURPLE HEART FOUNDATION POKER RUN VFW Post #9010, 4675 Hampton Rd., Clemmons, NC. Reg 9am, KSU 10:30am, $20/bike, $5/rider. Breakfast avail., free food after ride, 50/50, door prizes, best & worst hand prizes, youngest & oldest biker prizes. Spons by: Triad Enforcers MC. Pete Knight, 336-428-1294, Jimmy White Jr, 336-749-5176
AUG 2 THE GREAT BUG RUN American Legion Post 290, 436 S. Main St., King, NC. Starts 10am, $10/DOT, rain date: 08/09. Help bring the Moving Wall to King, NC. Bob Penn, 336-813-2106
AUG 2 SOUTHERN BROTHERHOOD END OF SUMMER SUPPORTER APPRECIATION PARTY 127 Thomas Scott Rd., Sanford, Gates open 4pm, free entry, taco bar 5pm, DJ, 50/50. Michael Morrie, 310-344-8055
AUG 2 HICKORY MUSEUM OF ART & TWISTED COVENANT MSC’S 3RD ANNUAL POKER RUN History Museum of Art, 243 3rd Ave, NE, Hickory, NC. Reg 10am, first bike out 11am, $20/per hand. Bike show, food truck, exhibits, 50/50, prizes for best & worst hand. Bulldog, 828-850-3275
AUG 2 AUTUMN’S RIDE The Snake Ranch, 4357 NC-89, Walnut Cove, NC. Reg 9am, KSU 11am incl meal after ride. $20/bike. Benefits Autumn, who is 16 and battling Stage 4 Hodkins Lymphoma.
AUG 2 TOO BROKE FOR STURGIS Cox’s Double Eagle Harley-Davidson, 7540 NC 15-501, West End, NC. 12-3pm, live music, free food & *beer, hourly giveaways. www. doubleeagleharley.com, 910-420-1564
AUG 2 CHRISTMAS IN JULY TOY RUN Fort Bragg Harley-Davidson, 3950 Sycamore Dairy Rd., Fayetteville, NC. Reg 9:30am w/ coffee/ donuts, KSU 11am, escorted ride, food avail. $10 & a new unwrapped toy for all riders. Benefits The Salvation Army of Fayetteville Angel Tree Program & Fayetteville Urban Ministries. Sonsofthesavior.fayetteville.nc@gmail.com
AUG 2 TOO BROKE FOR STURGIS Dog House Harley-Davidson, 1178 Galleria Blvd., Rock Hill, SC. 11am-4pm, live music, bikini bike wash, *free beer, frozen t-shirt contest, mechanical bull rides, pinstriping, food trucks, coffee truck. 803-327-1183, www.doghousehd. com
AUG 3 SPIRIT RIDERS 12TH ANNUAL BACK TO SCHOOL RIDE C&P Mini Mart, 700 Union Chapel Rd., Pembroke, NC. Reg 1pm, KSU 2:30pm, $10/single, $15/couples, rain or shine. Auction, door prizes, 50/50. Benefits the children of Piney Grove Elementary. Robbie Locklear, 910-303-6724, Phyllis Smith, 910740-4228
AUG 7 BLUE COLLAR CYCLE CO BIKE NIGHT 1814 US Hwy 70 SW, Hickory, NC. 6-9pm, live music, food & drinks avail., vendors. www.bluecollarcycle.com, 828-228-0189
AUG 7 BULLDOG HARLEY-DAVIDSON
BIKE NIGHT 1043 Outlet Center Dr., Smithfield, NC 5-8pm, food truck, vendors, free beer* with BullDog Babes. 919-938-1592, www.bulldogharleydavidson.com
AUG 8 SMOKIN’ HARLEY-DAVIDSON BIKE NIGHT 3441 Myer Lee Dr., Winston-Salem, NC. 6-9pm, www.smokinharley.com, 336-7223106
AUG 9 COMPASSION LOVES ACTION 2ND ANNUAL BACK TO SCHOOL SUPPLY DRIVE Riding High Harley-Davidson, 3036 NC Hwy 68, High Point, NC. Reg 11am, KSU 12pm, $10/donation or school supplies. www. ridinghighharleydavidson.com, 336-273-1101
AUG 9 BENEFIT POKER RUN FOR JOSEPH REAVES American Legion Post #87, 409 W. High Ave., High Point, NC. KSU 12pm, live music, prizes. 336-886-4714
AUG 9 FUEL DANIEL CLINARD’S FINAL RIDE Bullies Bar & Grill, 4695 S. Main St, Winston-Salem, NC. Reg 11:30am, KSU 12:45pm, $15/ bikes & cars, $5/passenger. Silent auction, 50/50. Benefits The Clinard Family. 336-293-4127
AUG 9 HOTDOG FUNDRAISER & BENEFIT RIDE Cox’s Harley-Davidson of Asheboro, 2795 NC Hwy 134, Asheboro, NC. Meet 11am, KSU 12:30pm, $20/bike, $5/passenger, hotdog plates avail. Benefits The Shaver Family. Spons. By: Soldiers of Mercy Motorcycle Ministry. FMI, Layla 704-267-5404, www. coxsharley-davidson.com
AUG 9 5TH ANNUAL POKER RUN IN MEMORY OF ERNIE CARRAWAY Iron Horse Motorcycles, 1600 W. Roosevelt Blvd, Monroe, NC. 10am, $25/hand incl shirt. Benefits Hometown Heroes. Joey Forbes, 704-575-8917 or Jeff Cook, 704-221-8766
AUG 9 CVMA NC 15-12 TRIAD CH ACES HIGH RIDE Down Home Harley-Davidson, 2215 Hanford Rd., Burlington, NC. Reg 9am, auction 10:30am, KSU 12pm, $20/bike, $10/ passenger. Escorted ride, 50/50, auction, food trucks, vendors, raffle prizes. 336-227-1261
AUG 9 BE HEARD Boone MotorCo, 3021 US-1 Hwy, Franklinton, NC. 12-4pm, www. boonemotorco.com, 919-925-8009
AUG 9 BIG DADDY MEMORIAL PARTY Big Daddy’s Road House, 7304 S. Hwy 55, Fuquay-Varina, NC. $10/person, live music. 919-557-3202
AUG 9 BROTHERS OF THE HORIZON MC 45TH ANNUAL MOTORCYCLE RALLY 132 Atlantic Rd., Robbins, NC. Gates open 1pm, $10/admission. Food & drinks avail., bike games, burn out pit, bike & car show, non-bike games. Hambone, 336-465-1718 or Sunset, 704-517-0970
AUG 9 SEVEN SABRES BROTHERHOOD KICK CANCER & EVERYTHING ELSE CHARITY RIDE 55 N. Broad St., W. Angier, NC. $15/donation. Arlene Mabry, 919-4227234
AUG 9 BACK TO SCHOOL BASH Cox’s Double Eagle Harley-Davidson, 7540 NC 15501, West End, NC. 12-3pm, bounce house, stuff the bus with school supplies. The CARE Group, Inc. www.thecaregroupinc.org
AUG 9 AMERICAN LEGION POST 265 5TH ANNUAL POKER RUN 146 Broadhurst Rd., Jacksonville, NC. Reg 10am, $15/hand, $20/3 hands same rider & shirt while supplies last. Best & worst hand cash prizes, raffles, 50/50, auction, music, free food for each rider. Benefits Veteran Programs. Alrncchapter265@ gmail.com
AUG 9 TOO BROKE FOR STURGIS BullDog Harley-Davidson, 1043 Outlet Center Dr., Smithfield, NC. 11am-4pm, dunk tank, Plinko for prizes, food truck, *free beer. www.bulldogharleydavidson.com, 919-938-1592
AUG 9 TOO BROKE FOR STURGIS Thunder Road Harley-Davidson, 4870 Riverside Dr., Danville, VA. 10am-4pm, bikini bike wash, food trucks, test rides,*beer garden, live music, vendors, Clubstyle NC meet & greet. www.thunderrodahd.com, 434-822-2453
AUG 9 SWAP MEET Dog House HarleyDavidson, 1178 Galleria Blvd., Rock Hill, SC. 10am-4pm, sell your parts & apparel, limited spots avail. FMI, Marlee@doghousehd.com, www.doghousehd.com
AUG 10 BIKES & COFFEE Cox’s Double Eagle Harley-Davidson, 7540 NC 15-501, West End, NC. Hosted by: Clubstyle NC, 11am-2pm, all bikes welcome, coffee/food truck. www.doubleeagleharley.com, 910-4201564
AUG 14 BLUE COLLAR CYCLE CO BIKE NIGHT 1017 Old W. Innes St., Salisbury, NC. 6-9pm, live music, food & drinks avail., vendors, best bike comp. www.bluecollarcycle. com, 980-621-7399
AUG 14 BULLDOG HARLEY-DAVIDSON BIKE NIGHT 1043 Outlet Center Dr., Smithfield, NC. 5-8pm, live music, *free beer. www. bulldogharleydavidson.com, 919-938-1592
AUG 14 DOG HOUSE HARLEY-DAVIDSON BIKE NIGHT 1178 Galleria Blvd, Rock Hill, SC. 5-8pm, live music, food truck, free beer* with The Dog House Divas, $500 gift card giveaway entry. 803-327-1183, www.doghousehd.com
AUG 16 1ST ANNUAL DANCING JACK RIDE Springers, 405 Rocky Knoll Rd., Greensboro, NC. Reg 10:30am, KSU 12pm, $20/rider, $10/ passenger, rain date: 08/23. Food after ride, 50/50, auction. Benefits Slate Aid Group.
AUG 16 MEALS ON WHEELS RIDE Lucky’s Saloon, 1453 Industry Dr., Burlington, NC. 1pm, food & raffle. 336-570-1050
AUG 16 AMVETS RIDE FOR VETS Cox’s Harley-Davidson of Asheboro, 2795 NC Hwy 134, Asheboro, NC. Ride 10am, food trucks, live music. Rain date: 09/06. www.coxsharleydavidson.com, FMI, Matt 336-804-4624
AUG 16 RICKRAK 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION PARTY 4001 Windy Rd., Concord, NC. 5-9pm, live music, BBQ & beverages, beer truck, drawings & more. www. rickrak.com, 704-251-7989
AUG 16 MOTORCYCLE CHARITY RIDE Endy Volunteer fire Department, 25045 NC 24/27 Hwy, Albemarle, NC. KSU 9am, $20/ person. 50/50 raffle after ride. Benefits The Butterfly House.
AUG 16 22ND ANNUAL BUNCOMBE CO. CBA/ABATE VETERAN’S APPRECIATION DAY & POKER RUN NC Veteran’s Home, 62 Lake Eden Rd., Black Mountain, NC. First bike out 10am. Food, music, 50/50, bike games. Benefits NC Veteran’s Home & ABCCM Veteran’s Restoration Quarters.
AUG 16 ROLLING ARKANSAS BullDog Harley-Davidson, 1043 Outlet Center Dr., Smithfield, NC. 11am-4pm, reg to win prizes, free hot dogs 11-2pm, *free beer. www.bulldogharleydavidson.com, 919-938-1592
AUG 16 2ND ANNUAL LAKEN RILEY MEMORIAL RIDE Du Run Run Biker Shop, 403 Hwy 28 Byp, Holly Place Ste 1, Anderson, SC. Meet 9am, KSU 10am, donation ride. Raffle items, 50/50, shirts avail., program & food. Ride to meet with Laken’s family. 864-6170713
AUG 16 SOUND COMPETITION W/ JUNE
TUNES Dog House Harley-Davidson, 1178 Galleria Blvd., Rock Hill, SC. Reg 9-11am, $40/entry, show 12-6pm, free to attend. 7 classes, cash payouts, food truck & free beer* w/ the Dog House Divas. www.doghousehd. com, 803-327-1183
AUG 18 LET’S RIDE FOR JESUS Dollar General/Farmer’s home Furniture parking lot, 129 Cestrain Square, Chester, SC. KSU 10am, service, 10:30am. Al Boyd, 803-3740833
AUG 20 BOONE MOTORCO BIKE NIGHT 3021 US-1 Hwy, Franklinton, NC. 5-8pm, music, food, games, shop talk. www.boonemotorco.com, 919-925-8009
AUG 21 TRIKE NIGHT Dirty Myrtle Wing Company, 2297 S. Kings Hwy, Myrtle Beach, SC. Free admission, live music, food & drink specials, door prizes, 50/50. 843-282-9294
AUG 22 RIDE FOR A REASON Tobacco Road Harley-Davidson, 1126 S. Saunders St., Raleigh, NC. Live radio event with Joco radio in support of Gimp Gangsta, beer garden, best bagger bike show. www.tobaccoroadhd.com, 919-832-2261
AUG 23 CAROLINAS’ FULL THROTTLE MAGAZINE 27TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY Springers, 405 Rocky Knoll Rd., Greensboro, NC. 12-5pm, live music, free food, FTM merch, good times. Come help us celebrate 325 months in print. www.fullthrottlemagazine. com, 336-885-5400
AUG 23 BACK-TO-SCHOOL FUNDRAISER Cox’s Harley-Davidson of Asheboro, 2795 NC Hwy 134, Asheboro, NC. *Free beer, free popcorn. All donations will go towards Community In Schools of Randolph Co. www.coxsharleydavidson.com, 336-629-2415
AUG 23 15TH ANNUAL SHRINERS CHILDREN BENEFIT Double D Burnout Saloon, 1408 E. Mountain St., Kernersville, NC. 2-6pm, live music, food plates, raffles, auction. FMI, Karen Hatchett, 336-962-1445
AUG 23 POKER RUN HOSTED BY NC ROADDOCS 25405 NC-27, Albemarle, NC. Reg 8:30am, first bike out 10am, Proceeds go towards medical expenses to treat cancer for a First Responders family. Brad Kinard, 704-891-0700
AUG 23 2ND ANNUAL VEMA NICO RAMSEY MEMORIAL RIDE Cox’s Double Eagle HarleyDavidson, 7540 NC 15-501, West End, NC. Reg 9am, KSU 10:30am. Raffles, 50/50, vendors. Benefits Spout Springs Emergency Services. www.vema-usa.com
AUG 23 BACKROADS & BACKPACKS BullDog Harley-Davidson, 1043 Outlet Center Dr., Smithfield, NC. 11am-4pm, accepting donations for schools in Johnston Co. Live music, food truck, *free beer. www,bulldogharleydavidson.com, 919-9381592
AUG 23 HOG CHAPTER FISH FRY Dog House Harley-Davidson, 1178 Galleria Blvd., Rock Hill, SC. 11am-3pm, free fish & chips until gone, *free beer w/ the Dog House Divas, HOG membership sign-ups. www.doghousehd.com, 803-327-1183
AUG 24 BIKE DAYS Tilley Harley-Davidson, 1226 Morland Dr., Statesville, NC. 1-4pm, live music, bike games, BBQ, giveaways, food, prizes. www.tilleyhd.com, 704-872-3883
AUG 24 SUNDAY FUNDAY WORSHIP
RALLY Freedom Biker Church, 669 Tarheel Rd., Benson, NC. Hangout 10am, rally 11am, come break bread & worship with us. Christy @freedombikerchurch.com, call/text 919-5503733 or 919-868-3697
AUG 28 OTR THROTTLE THURSDAYS Main St, Mooresville, NC. 5-9pm, live music, food trucks, vendors, bike games. www.tilleyhd. com, 704-872-3883
AUG 28 COX’S DOUBLE EAGLE HARLEYDAVIDSON BIKE NIGHT Hatchet Brewing, 490 SW Broad St., Southern Pines, NC. 6pm? Giveaways & prizes, live music, food trucks. www.doubleeagleharley.com, 910-420-1564
AUG 29-31 HIS LABORING FEW FAMILY CAMPOUT 1346 Wischum Way, Trinity, NC. Games, free food, free camping, church services, live praise music, water baptisms. 336-827-3300
AUG 30 STEEL & GRACE CELEBRATING WOMEN WHO RIDE Tobacco Road HarleyDavidson, 1126 S. Saunders St., Raleigh, NC. Fashion show, Women’s Ride & Shine Parade, cruiser bike show, DJ, ladies only raffles & giveaways, special guest, Jody Perewitz. www.tobaccoroadhd.com, 919-832-2261
AUG 30 SMOKIN HARLEY-DAVIDSON RIDE-IN BIKE SHOW 3441 Myer Lee Dr., Winston-Salem, NC. 12-4pm, cash prizes, live music, free food, *free beer. www.smokinharley.com, 336-722-3106
AUG 30 LABOR DAY HARLEY HANGOUT
Cox’s Harley-Davidson of Asheboro, 2795 NC Hwy 134, Asheboro, NC. *Free beer, free burgers & hotdogs. www.coxsharley-davidson. com, 336-629-2415
AUG 30 CHARITY RIDE FOR RECOVERY
Iron Horse Motorcycles, 1600 W. Roosevelt Blvd., Monroe, NC. Reg 9am, KSU 10am, $25/bike or vehicle incl lunch and 1 shirt. Silent auction, giveaways, sober event. Benefits Bridge of Recovery. Jody Goff, 704-207-5280, www.thebridgetorecovery.org
AUG 30 32ND ANNUAL MOONSHINE RIDE
Crossroads Harley-Davidson, 1921 US Hwy 421, Wilkesboro, NC. Meet at 4:30pm, KSU 5:30pm. www.crossroads-hd.com, 336-6671003
AUG 30 RIDE INTO FALL HEATWAVE EDITION Cox’s Double Eagle Harley-Davidson, 7540 NC Hwy 15-501 S, West End, NC. 123pm, take a test ride & receive a raffle entry, parts & service demo station, free food & *cold beer. www.doubleeagleharley.com, 910-4201564
AUG 30 MOTORCYCLE RIDE TO CONQUER KIDS CANCER 285 Camellia St., Kinston, NC. Reg 9:30am, KSU 11am, $20/ bike. Benefits St Baldrick’s Foundation.
AUG 30 TAKE A SPIN BullDog Harley-Davidson, 1043 Outlet Center Dr., Smithfield, NC. 11am-4pm, reg to spin the prize wheel, food truck, *free beer. www.bulldogharleydavidson. com, 919-938-1592
AUG 30 RON RELAY & CHAPTER NC-5 FALLEN MEMBERS MEMORIAL RIDE New River H-D, 2394 Wilmington Hwy, Jacksonville, NC. Reg 9am, KSU 11am, $20/bike, $10/ passenger. Door prizes, 50/50, proceeds go to Wreaths Across America. Hosted by: Rolling Thunder, Inc., CH NC-5. Bryan Dent, 910-5264309 or Gilberto Otero, 910-650-2200
AUG 30 DOG HOUSE H-D DIVA APPRECIATION DAY 1178 Galleria Blvd., Rock Hill, SC. 11am-3pm, *free beer & bikini bike wash w/ the Divas, BBQ, DJ, giant beer pong. www. doghousehd.com, 803-327-1183
SEP 4-7 SMOKE OUT 25 Rowan Co. Fairgrounds, 1560 Julian Rd., Salisbury, NC. Live music, wet t-shirt contest, bike shows, mini bike racing, world’s strongest biker, burnout contest, vendors, food, camping. www.smokeoutrally.com
SEP 5 UPTOWN LEXINGTON BIKE NIGHT Bull City Ciderworks, 599 S Railroad St., Lexington, NC. 5:30-9pm, music, food trucks, vendors, best bike on the lot, best burnout, cash prizes. Jack Waters, jackw@bullcityciderworks.com, 336-425-5959
SEP 5 TRANSAMERICAN MOTORCYCLE ENDURANCE RUN RIDERS MEET & GREET Westside Twins, 2313 W. Front St., Statesville, NC. 3-7pm, featuring 100+ year old motorcycles riding coast to coast. www. westsidetwins.com, 704-380-2181
SEP 5-6 THE ALL HARLEY WORLD SHOOTOUT Darlington Dragway, 2056 E Bobo Newsom Hwy, Hartsville, SC. FMI, Paulshdfatboy@netscape.net 865
SEP 6 BENEFIT RIDE FOR ERIC & SARA BERRYHILL Jaybird’s Custom Cycles, 5865 S. Main St., Salisbury, NC. Reg 9am, KSU 10am, $20/rider, $10/passenger, $30/car up to 4 ppl. Incl lunch. Police escorted ride,50/50, BBQ. Sara & Eric are recovering from a motorcycle accident.
SEP 6 LADIES NIGHT Cox’s Double Eagle Harley-Davidson, 7540 NC 15-501, West End, NC. 6-8pm, free snacks & *cocktails, H-D inspired resin pours. www.doubleeagleharley. com, 910-420-1564
SEP 6 10TH ANNUAL 9/11 RIDE Cleveland Community Vol. Fire Dept., 205 School St., Cleveland, NC. Reg 8:30am, $25/single, $10/ passenger, presentation 11am, KSU after, escorted ride. Benefits NCFFF & other charity orgs. Presented by: RKMC NC 13. Jason Mullins, 704-902-7239
SEP 6 THE BLUE SHEPHERDS APPRECIATION RIDE The Point Christian Academy, 300 Vandergrift St., Salemburg, NC. Reg 9am, KSU 10:30am, free event. Door prizes, inflatables, food trucks, vendors.
SEP 6 CELEBRATE THE LIFE OF DAVE BARR High Voltage Harley-Davidson, 365 Sha Ln, Spartanburg, SC. Reg 8:30am, KSU 10am. Benefits Patriot Express Foundation. www.patriotexpressfoundation.org
SEP 7 23rd ANNUAL CATAWBA CO. SHRINERS DICE RUN Iron Thunder Saloon, 2022 13th Ave Dr SE, Hickory, NC. Reg 10am, KSU 11am, $20/rider, $15/passenger incl meal & door prize ticket. $1,000 cash prizes, food @3pm, awards & door prizes @4pm. FMI, Daniel Ritch, dritch@charter.net
SEP 7 RIDE FOR FREEDOM Bud’s Tavern, 823 Youngsville Blvd S., Youngsville, NC. Reg 11am, KSU 1:30pm, $30/solo, $10/passenger. Police escort, food, music, vendors. Benefits Tunnel To Towers Foundation. www.t2t.org
SEP 10-14 OC ROCK & RIDE 802 S. Atlantic Ave., Ocean City, MD. Open each day at 1pm. 4 days of live music, vendors, stunt shows, and more TBA. FMI, www.ocrockandride.com
SEP 11 9/11 MEMORIAL RIDE Blue Collar Cycles-Hickory, 1814 US Hwy 70 SW, Hickory, NC. Reg 8am, KSU 9am, lunch 12pm. Jake Bridges tragically passed away in June. Proceeds go to the Jake Bridges Scholarship Fund. 828-228-0189
*Please drink responsibly.
SEP 11 BLUE COLLAR CYCLE CO BIKE NIGHT 1814 US Hwy 70 SW, Hickory, NC. 6-9pm, live music, food & drinks avail., vendors. www.bluecollarcycle.com, 828-228-0189
SEP 11 BULLDOG HARLEY-DAVIDSON
BIKE NIGHT 1043 Outlet Center Dr., Smithfield, NC 5-8pm, food truck, vendors, free beer* with BullDog Babes. 919-938-1592, www.bulldogharleydavidson.com
SEP 11 DOG HOUSE HARLEY-DAVIDSON
BIKE NIGHT 1178 Galleria Blvd, Rock Hill, SC. 5-8pm, live music, food truck, free beer* with The Dog House Divas, $500 gift card giveaway entry. 803-327-1183, www.doghousehd.com
SEP 12 SMOKIN’ HARLEY-DAVIDSON BIKE NIGHT 3441 Myer Lee Dr., Winston-Salem, NC. 6-9pm, www.smokinharley.com, 336-7223106
SEP 12-15 23RD ANNUAL HOMETOWN HEROES RIDE Monroe, NC, proceeds helping kids battling cancer. FMI, www.htheroes.org, Jeff Cook, 704-579-8319, Mike Heafner, 704283-9467, Forrest Denton, 980-699-8389
SEP 13 8TH ANNUAL HYDRO WARRIOR
BENEFIT & CHARITY RIDE Lucky’s Saloon, 1453 Industry Dr, Burlington, NC. Reg 10am, KSU 12pm, $10/person. A portion of proceeds goes to Hydrocephalus Assoc. Food, music, raffles.336-270-4068
SEP 13 STEEL RAIN MC MORROW MOUNTAIN ROAD TRIP & LUNCH RIDE QuikTrip, 1862 Warren C Coleman Blvd., Concord, NC. KSU 10am, $20 donation, includes shirt while supplies last. Rain date: 09/20/25. Benefits SRMC Veteran’s Christmas Fund. 704-7857605, info@steelrainmc.com
SEP 13 JIM “PUP” STEPP MEMORIAL RIDE
South Rock Sports Bar & Grill, 830 Greenville Hwy, Hendersonville, NC. KSU 12pm, rain date: 09/20. 50/50, auction, proceeds go to Veterans. 828-698-2490
SEP 13 WARRIOR FISHING POKER RUN
Locked & Loaded Bar & Grill, 305 McCormick St., Garner, NC. KSU 11am, $20/bike, $10/ passenger, BBQ dinner & raffle included, no colors. FMI, Dwayne, dwayne@warriorfishing. org
SEP 13 RALLY IN THE PINES Cox’s Double Eagle Harley-Davidson, 7540 NC Hwy 15-501 S, West End, NC. 11am-4pm, Harley drift racing, cash prizes, vendors, food trucks, *beer garden, raffles, auction. FMI, marketing@ doubleeagleharley.com 910-420-1564, www. doubleeagleharley.com
SEP 13 2ND ANNUAL LUMBEE TRIBE OF NC BIKE FEST Lumbee Tribal Cultural Center, 638 Terry Sanford Dr., Maxton, NC. 3-8pm, free event, bike show entry $20, must pre-reg, food trucks, 50/50, drive in car show, Hosted by Lumbee Racing. FMI, Paul Watson, 336-479-2071 or Heather Strickland, 910-4749231
SEP 13 SCV MECHANIZED CAVALRY RIDE
Woodys Pond, 5315 Hwy 41, Wallace, NC. Reg 9:30am, KSU 11am, $20/entry, $10/passenger incl BBQ. Silent auction, 50/50, door prizes, cannon fire. Joe Henson, 910-5206973 or Danny Kennedy, 919-922-9714
SEP 13 5TH ANNUAL LOW COUNTRY 9/11 MEMORIAL MOTORCYCLE RIDE Low Country H-D, 4707 Dorchester Rd., North Charleston, SC. Staging 9am, KSU 22am, free police escorted ride. Attach an American flag to your ride. Music, speakers, vendors, free breakfast & lunch, commemorative merch available. FMI, text 843-252-0255.
SEP 13-14 DOWN HOME HARLEY-DAVIDSON SUMMER SEND OFF 2215 Hanford Rd., Burlington, NC. Vendors, live music, food trucks, games & contest, family friendly. www. downhomeharley.com, 336-227-1261
SEP 14 SEIZE THE DAY RIDE FOR EPILEPSY SUPPORT & AWARENESS Down Home Harley-Davidson, 2215 W Hanford Rd., Burlington, NC. Reg 10am, KSU 11am, $15/ rider, $20 w/ passenger, silent auction. FMI, Savannah Keifer, 919-724-8369, www.downhomeharley.com
SEP 18 BLUE COLLAR CYCLE CO BIKE NIGHT 1017 Old W. Innes St., Salisbury, NC. 6-9pm, live music, food & drinks avail., vendors, best bike comp. www.bluecollarcycle. com, 980-621-7399
SEP 18 TRIKE NIGHT Dirty Myrtle Wing Company, 2297 S. Kings Hwy, Myrtle Beach, SC. Free admission, live music, food & drink specials, door prizes, 50/50. 843-282-9294
SEP 20 SONNY DAZE BENEFIT RIDE Riding High Harley-Davidson, 3036 NC Hwy 68, High Point, NC. Reg 10am, KSU 11am, $20/bike or vehicle, escorted ride. Prizes, pizza, 50/50. Benefits The Sonny Graham Memorial Scholarship for GTCC. Sonnydazeride@gmail.com, www.ridinghighharleydavidson.com
SEP 20 BIKES, BLUES & BBQ Cox’s Double Eagle Harley-Davidson, 7540 NC 15-501, West End, NC. 12-3pm, BBQ food truck, *free brews, live music. www.doubleeagleharley. com, 910-420-1564
SEP 20 LADIES FIRST MOTORCYCLE
CHARITY RIDE MadCo Brew House, 45 N. Main St., Marshall, NC. Reg 11am, KSU 12:30pm, $20/ride, $10/passenger. Benefits My Sister’s Place
SEP 20 6TH ANNUAL HONOR RIDE & MOBILE CAR SHOW Three starting locations, Best Buy, 3601 Clemson Blvd., Anderson, SC. Reg 8:30-9:15am. Lee Road Baptist Church, 1503 E. Lee Rd., Taylors, SC. Reg 8:309:15am. Spartanburg Community College, 107 Community College Dr., Spartanburg, SC. Reg 8:30-9:15am. FMI, Veterans Last Patrol, www.veteranslastpatrol.org, 864-580-8005
SEP 25 OTR THROTTLE THURSDAYS Main St, Mooresville, NC. 5-9pm, live music, food trucks, vendors, bike games. www.tilleyhd. com, 704-872-3883
SEP 25 COX’S DOUBLE EAGLE HARLEYDAVIDSON BIKE NIGHT Hatchet Brewing, 490 SW Broad St., Southern Pines, NC. 6pm? Giveaways & prizes, live music, food trucks. www.doubleeagleharley.com, 910-420-1564
SEP 26 BRONSON RUN PICKIN’ PARTY, EARLY SIGN UP & CAMPING Hickory Riding Club, 2711 Snow Creek Rd, Hickory, NC. Set up from 4-8pm, bring your guitars. Gonzo, 828-228-3985
SEP 27 KAREN’S KURE OF THE CAROLINAS ANNUAL POKER RUN In The Wind Bar, 15800 Old Statesville, RD., Huntersville, NC. $25/rider, $45/for two. Auction, 50/50, proceeds go to KKC’s 2025 Recipient. Kkure2023@gmail.com
SEP 27 CVMA CH 15-2 USUAL SUSPECTS VETERANS RIDE POKER RUN Speedway Harley-Davidson, 10049 Weddington Rd., Concord, NC. Sign in 10am, first bike out 11am, $25/poker card. Prize for winner, 50/50, tavern games, corn hole, music, food. Jenn,
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l Aden County CAme together in A powerful show of support for one of its own during the Riding for Russ fundraiser held Saturday, June 21, 2025, at the Elizabethtown Farmers Market on Martin Luther King Jr. Drive. Organized by the Blue Shepherds LERC, the event raised money for Russ Bridgers, a beloved community member and longtime barber at Bridgers Barber Shop, who is now facing a serious battle with Parkinson’s Disease.
Russ, known throughout Elizabethtown and beyond as a friend to so many, had dedicated over 30 years to his barber shop before Parkinson’s Disease progressed to the point where he could no longer work. The disease has since required Russ to have 24-hour care, making the need for community support more urgent than ever. This is where bikers showed up and showed out! Motorcyclist rolled in from across the region for the benefit ride. Registration ran from 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m., and kickstands went up at 10:15 a.m. Russ accompanied the Bladen County Sheriff department and lead his ride through the county. Blue lights, sirens and the roar of over 100 motorcycles enveloped this small town. Bikers and passengers contributed to join the ride. Each participant received a ticket for a savory BBQ pork plate, which was also available
to the public for $10 from 11:00 a.m. until the food was gone.
The day’s highlight came at 12:30 p.m. when country singer Brent Underwood took the stage, providing a heartfelt performance in honor of Russ. The energy, camaraderie, and community spirit were as rich as the smoky scent of barbecue that lingered in the air.
According to the Parkinson’s Foundation, over one million Americans are currently living with Parkinson’s, with projections reaching 1.2 million by 2030. It is the second most common neurodegenerative disease after Alzheimer’s.
While the statistics are sobering, the love and support shown at Riding for Russ proved that the people of Bladen County aren’t just numbers; they’re neighbors! Neighbors and friends rallied together for Russ! And for Russ Bridgers, it was a day of gratitude, unity, and overwhelming kindness.
The Blue Shepherds LERC, Russ Bridgers, family and friends extend a warm Thank You to all those that came out to ride, fellowship and pick up a plate. While others were delivering plates, selling raffle tickets and donating to the cause. Many hands were involved in making this ride and event successful! Sincere thanks to all that supported this heartfelt hometown ride, God bless!
by: billy “bulldog” dagenhart
hAt An honor to put together the 2025 don Tilley Dice Run on June 28 in memory of Mr. Don Tilley. The great group at Twisted Covenant MSC was given the task of making it memorable and with the help of Derek Tilley, we came up with stops that were places of interest to Don.
Don Tilley was one of those heroes from the time he began riding Harley-Davidson motorcycles and paying attention to racing. He wasn’t the rider going for the wins, but the owner, builder and tuner who put lots of riders in the winner’s circle. Don put Harleys on many different types of racetracks.
In the 1950s and 1960s he raced stock cars, winning on the local tracks. He moved up to NASCAR’s Grand National Circuit running several races, including Daytona. Don even worked for Richard Petty before he and Robinette opened Tilley Harley-Davidson dealership in Statesville in 1972.
Fast motorcycles made him a legend. His riders won lots of races and championships for many years. Occasionally Don would roll some of his race bikes out for display at the dealership during events. It always brought a smile to many faces checking out the race machines, like the famous Lucifer’s Hammer, and telling stories about watching them in action.
Don was all about charities. In 1995 he co-founded the Kyle Petty Charity Ride with Kyle Petty. Kyle called him their own Rand McNally, because he knew his way around the country and never got lost. He was all about helping the kids with the Victory Junction Gang Camp.
We would like to extend a great big THANK YOU to everyone who came out, our stops for hospitality were Tamarac Marina, Lancaster’s Bar-B-Cue, NC Auto Racing Hall of
Fame, and Tilley H-D. Thank you, Derek, Matt, and the staff at Tilley’s for giving us the honor. And thanks to Doc for the photos and the family at Twisted Covenant MSC who continue to get the job done.
The weather was great, the turnout was awesome, vendors were The Crazy Lemon, Lori’s Embroidery, Mandy’s Crafts, Especially 4 You, and Iron Pope Cycles, food by Rolling Smoke BBQ, music by Mike D and the Rhythm Kings, all to share and collaborate about all the things Don did for the motorcycle community. Thanks to all the riders who came out and the walkups, and the kind words supporting our efforts for Don and the community.
The winners were a tie for first: Doc and Jason at 67, and third was Lauren with 66.
All proceeds from the day went to Children’s Advocacy and Protection Center. Twisted has been paired with CAPC for 7 years now and with awareness, support, and the great people who buy our raffle tickets, eat at our events, and help us help the great people at CAPC we have been able to raise $65k for them to date. When we say them, we mean the children who need support and guidance not only through the court system, but through self-esteem camps. If you haven’t seen how your impact helps, please contact your local Children’s Advocacy Center and ask for a tour.
f you live or hAve visited the murrells inlet, sC area then at one point or another you’ve heard of Chucky, not the doll from the horror movie, but “our Chucky!! Especially if you have hung out at the former Dog House or Suck Bang Blow during Bike Rallies. He was also known as the “Burnout” King at SBB. People just loved to watch him!
Charles Rhine or “Chucky” as we call him, the “ornery, wild” but most loveable, creative guy wasn’t just a person. He was a “story”. The kind of story that got passed around at the bar, on a ride, or just hanging around on the 4th of July celebrating his (and America’s) birthday even though he was known to miss a few of his own birthday parties, LOL.
For those that haven’t heard of him, let me tell you a little bit about him. From a very young age, he was always building something. Always creating. Never did he say what it was for or explained why he was building it to people. It was just his world that he loved to live in. Later on, Chucky began converting bicycles into “Chopper” bicycles. He did this with such creativity that his friend Gauge suggested they go into business together and either sell or rent them out. However, Chucky politely declined and said that Gauge would not want to go into business with him because he thought of himself as an “a$$hole”. Too comical!!
Fast forward, Chucky’s creativity led him to working with some of the best bike builders in the area. Eventually over time, he decided to move on and pursue opening his own Custom Bike Shop, “Child’s Play Customs”. It was here that his talent really began to shine. He built motorcycles and also would work on them, HOWEVER, it had to be a Harley!!
Now there were 1 or 2 other brand bikes he did work on but, according to friends, he “bitched” about it the whole time, haha!! This was just one of his characteristics that everyone loved about him.
Some of his custom bikes were entered into Bike Shows, including one of “Full Throttle’s” bike shows back in 20122013. In 2020, he was inducted into the SC Biker Hall of Fame. This was a true testament to the creativity, and raw talent that had defined Chucky all his life. Not only was Chucky known for his love of bikes and talent, but his huge generosity. He participated in many poker runs, charity rides etc. He always rode in the back of the line. Why you ask? Not because he didn’t want to be in the mix or up front, but because he wanted to be in the back to make sure everyone in front of him was ok. If anyone broke down or needed something he would be there for them. Although he would never admit to that.
by: linColn infield
he new Crew running smokin’ hArley-dAvidson delivered on a promise. They promised that they would bring back big, high energy parties back to Winston-Salem and on June 28th they did just that.
As soon as I turned on to Myer Lee Dr, I was impressed. There were cars and motorcycles parked on the curb nearly all the way to the intersection. Holy Cow, I haven’t seen it this way in a long time, there were people everywhere. Name brand vendors were set up around the perimeter of the parking lot including Rekluse Performance Clutches, S&S Cycle, Carolinas’ Biker Lawyers and Birdie’s patches were all set up outside with along with a couple food trucks. Lemme tell ya, the Rekluse and S&S booths were busy all day, it’s not often you get high end vendors like that on the lot. I was tipped off that one of the food trucks had ice cold Yoohoo, so I snagged a couple to beat the heat while I checked out the scene and listened to the band. The center of the parking lot was blocked off for the main event, the stunt show. Moonshine Horsepower’s Jamie Lima brought in his very own high powered stunt rider DLO and Wide Open Stunts to put on a show. The stunt course was lined with folks three deep trying to get a glimpse of this adrenalin filled show. The next 30 minutes smoke filled the air as the stunt team scalded their tires with rolling burnouts, circle burnouts, wheelies, stopies, skids and the crowd was eating it up! Them boys redecorated the newly lined parking lot over there at Smokin’ H-D.
When the first show was over it was time to go in the dealership to cool down and check out what they had going on in there. Naturally the show room was full of folks checking out all the new 2025 models that you can now get outfitted with Moonshine Horsepower upgrades in-house. They also had a couple vendors inside including Winston-Salem’s own Fermin Lopez the Forged in Fire CHAMPION and his beautiful custom knives. Ray Spencer of Universal Custom Pinstriping was also set up inside for all your pin striping needs. The huge crowd was buying up all the Smokin H-D shirts and forced Jamie and his staff to break out their new shirts and divulge the new dealership name, Madhouse Harley-Davidson. They are working towards getting all the signage switched over, but you can go ahead and snag your new Madhouse Harley-Davidson merch at the dealership. Tattoo artist Megan Rhea was set up in the back of the dealership slinging ink. She had quite a waiting list going but was laying down flash tattoos on anyone who was willing to take a break from the party. She went hard all day long and did so many tattoos she ran out of ink and other supplies before the day was over! Back outside the stunt show, on fresh tires, went back to work for a crowd that had been begging for more since the first show ended. They were rewarded with another stellar showing.
So, Smokin’ Harley-Davidson delivered a big day as promised. Big name vendors, adrenaline fueled stunt show, killer live music AND they revealed their new name. It was definitely a good day. Big thanks to Jamie Lima and the new marketing and events manager Amanda who made this event happen for us. This is just the beginning of what is to come as Jamie and his team turn this Winston-Salem dealership into a Madhouse. Make sure you keep an eye on their ad and the Carolinas’ Full Throttle Magazine Cruisin’ Calendar for more top tier events. Amanda has been working hard on the events and Smokin’ has already put their mark on the second Friday of the month with their revamped Bike Nights with live music, vendors and bike games. Come on out and have a good time at the Madhouse!
by: linColn infield
une 21st wAs A big dAy in burlington, nC. down Home Harley-Davidson, under new management, kicked off summer with an epic party. You know, to break in the neighborhood and all. The newish marketing manager is an old time friend of mine, Aly, and she has a pedigree in throwing killer parties, so when she invited Full Throttle Magazine to join the party it was an easy decision to join in.
Aly and her team lined up a killer weekend that kicked off with a Thursday night bike night at Lucky’s Saloon that is conveniently located less than two miles from Down Home Harley-Davidson. They knew that bike night was gonna be a hell of party and it would be at least a day before the hang over subsided, so they gave everyone Friday off. Saturday was slam packed with biker fun, and it was gonna take a well rested, party ready rider to take it all in. Plus, it was hotter than hell that day. The parking lot was lined with vendors with all kinds of wares and most importantly, BEER. Bike show registration began at 11am and there were already 12 bikes parked and waiting to be registered, yep, this was gonna be a packed day.
Big Bump and The Stun Guns were the first band of the day, and they started wailing around 11:30. Bump has been around for years and is still serving up the best in rockin’ blues tunes. They set the tone for the day and kept the rhythm of the day rolling as bikes rolled in. The show room inside Down Home H-D was buzzing all afternoon, partly because it was air-conditioned and partly because it is packed with new and used Harley-Davidson motorcycles, MotorClothes, Genuine Parts and Accessories running smoothly with a killer staff. Plus, Down Home is features the Warranty For Life and Free Oil Changes for life…. but enough with the promotion, we were still partying outside!
By midafternoon the bike show area was near capacity and
the crowd and parking spilled over to the lot across the street. The Full Throttle Bike Show team was busy studying all the stellar bikes when it rolled around to Bikini Contest time. Now, I don’t have to tell you that when bikini girls show up, the work takes a back seat! Aly took the mic and introduced the ladies to the attentive crowd. The Bikini Contest was sponsored by Carolinas’ Biker Lawyers and the girls competed for $500 cash in two categories, biker wear and then bikinis. The crowd was treated to fishnet stockings, chaps, leather tops before the girls came back out in bikinis that were struggling to keep together! The crowd was definitely the winner, but after two rounds of competition and a dance off the judges declared that Katie Flogerman was Ms. Down Home HarleyDavidson. She adorned a celebratory sash, crown and snagged $500 cash from The Carolinas’ Biker Lawyers. Julianna Shipes was runner up and took home some Down Home swag. Oh yeah, there was a bike show too. This was the fourth stop on the 2025 Full Throttle Custom Bike Show Tour, that will culminate with THE bike show inside the Greensboro Coliseum on January 31, 2026. Burlington really showed out and 52 beautiful motorcycles rolled on the lot to be judged in nine classes. Each class was highly debated, and we had the show damn near finalized when the boys from Poohbuilt Cycles rolled on the lot just before registration ended and upset a couple classes. The judges inspected the bikes once more and announced the winners. The nine classes went home with 16” custom dye cut acrylic trophies, and the choice awards snagged 18” custom dye cut acrylic trophies. The Best In Show is invited the big show in Greensboro. The winners went like this:
Vintage - Pooh Morton 1978 H-D FLH
Chopper – Tim Morton 1981 Shovelhead chopper
Cruiser - Alex Maynard 1990 H-D FXR
Touring - Johnathan Allen 2022 H-D Road Glide
Rad Bagger - Timothy Goins 2019 H-D Road Glide
Custom - Chris Rasile 1976 H-D Sportster Dragbike
Cholo - Andruw Lacks - 2008 H-D Deluxe
Best Paint - Mark Pantalone 2005 H-D Deluxe
Performance Bagger - Austin Adams H-D Road Glide
Full Throttle Choice - Monty & Ellen King 1945 Knucklehead
Best In Show - Jody Adams 2023 H-D Road Glide
Whiskey Ridge kicked up some tunes after the bike show announcements and kept the crowd entertained through the end of the day. Sunday the party went on with more vendors and live music by Lisa Kyle and the Lost Souls. The HOG club was dishing out a pancake breakfast and while the Down Home service department put on a tech talk. It was a great way to round out the weekend and nurse the party goers that went too hard the day before.
Down Home Harley-Davidson sure knows how to throw a party, and they know a thing or two about the Harley lifestyle! A huge thanks to Aly, Darrin and the crew for hosting the bike show tour! Make sure you check them out for all your H-D needs and for a good time, call Aly!
OCTOBER 16-19, 2025
Saddle up your cruisers, touring, ADV, sport bikes & anything else you’ve got in the garage—Biketoberfest® 2025 is almost here. Get ready for four days of concerts, demo rides, races & bike shows as you cruise legendary routes like A1A, Main St., and the Ormond Beach Scenic Loop. Plan your trip at Biketoberfest.org
t is eAsy to feel inAdequAte in l ACking the Ability to make what we feel is a meaningful difference in our world today. Matthew 19:26 But Jesus looked at them and said to them, “With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”
One example came to me recently concerning the little boy who unselfishly donated his lunch to feed the 5,000 men plus women and children. John 6:9 There is a lad here who has five barley loaves and two small fish, but what are they among so many?” We see many examples all throughout the bible of small things being multiplied by God in unimaginable ways.
We recently had the opportunity to attend the CMA national rally in Pennsylvania. It was a tremendous event and one morning we heard testimonies from their world ministry partners concerning their work and the powerful things taking place around the world. We also heard testimony concerning the ministry of CMA here in America that was equally powerful.
After the morning session we rode to the Flight 93 Memorial. Shortly after being exposed to overpowering love and righteousness we were confronted with evil in our world today. The bible is clear we are at war every minute of every day with evil. It is easy to blame individuals or groups. Please let me encourage you to avoid falling into this trap as the real
enemy is evil or better said, Satan, and not any individual or group.
In 1975 a local pastor in Mena, Arkansas was called by the Lord to devote himself to ministering to the biker community. Herb Shreve endured a great deal of ridicule including having his sanity questioned by both the Christian and biker communities. In his hometown during the early days his ministry was often referred to as “Herb’s folly.”
CMA is celebrating their 50th anniversary this year. This ministry has over 1,200 chapters in America with a strong and growing presence in the international community. The number of salvations as a direct or indirect result of this ministry is measured in the millions. The number of bibles distributed around the world is also measured in the millions.
Herb went to be with the Lord 14 years ago, but his legacy and his ministry continue on. What seemed like an ridiculous plan 50 years ago is now a worldwide ministry for the gospel of Jesus Christ. One simple pastor from an incredibly small community was obedient to God’s calling and the results are once again evidence of what God can and will do with little things.
Romans 12:2 And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Let me encourage you today in that I have witnessed personally that God is on the throne and is in total control of our world. He is present for all to see who turn their focus from the world and truly seek him. A little Jesus will do miraculous things in your life if you will let him.
Blessings, Floyd
by:
len “3 Wheel” montgomery
hese types of ArtiCles Are the toughest to write, but hopefully this will help friends and loved ones with their grief. Those that knew Joshua Creel will tell you he had a big heart and would help you with anything that he could. But on July 2, 2025, at the age of 37, he took his last breath in the very early morning hours. He was home in bed with his girlfriend Victoria Rhoades. She woke up to find him unresponsive. She, and his best friend Chris, attempted CPR while waiting for EMTs to arrive. The EMTs were unable to resuscitate him. Joshua left behind three children, Simon Paschal Creel, Nina Michelle Creel, and Ruby Joan Creel; his mother, Donna Creel Smith; as well as other family members and many friends.
Victoria Rhoades, Victoria Krantz and Jonathan McConnell put together a benefit ride on July 12, 2025, to help cover the cost of funeral expenses. They both worked diligently to coordinate the entire event. But within days, an anonymous person covered those expenses. The ride proceeded with the goal of putting money aside for his children. Chris Anzelone put together a great ride. Around 10:45 bikes began to arrive at Corkie’s, one of Joshua’s usual stops. There were memorial shirts being offered, donated food being prepared, registration had begun, and did I mention bikes just kept rolling in? I never really got a full count, but I am guessing 75+/- were there in total. We kind of split up and went different ways to arrive at the three additional stops: Castaways, Plan B and Big Daddy’s Roadhouse. Then everyone was back at Corkie’s for a plate of food, and music from Josh Rhyne Muzic and friends. I am not sure exactly how much was raised, mainly because other people were raising money separately. But it was a great turn out, and I feel like Joshua would have approved and was smilContinues On Page 40
ing down on us.
While I had met Joshua a few months back, I didn’t know him well. So, I asked a few of his friends to share a few thoughts.
Joshua had a special place in everyone’s heart. He made everyone smile without even trying. He was happy-go-lucky, always willing to help and do good for others. Very outstanding young man who left before his time but is now on another mission. He’s looking down on us smiling because we celebrated him, and I know he’s overjoyed. Ride in peace Joshua Creel. I’ll see you soon enough brother. We’ll burn up the clouds together one day!
(Chris Anzelone, best friend)
The hole you left in my life was becoming overwhelming, but you left me a whole family. You did so much for so many people, and I truly thank you for that, because these people are keeping my head above water during these last few horrible days. They have become my family, and my tribe. I miss you so much boo-boo! Every little thing reminds me of you. I never thought our time would be cut short. I’m so glad I lived everyday with you like it was my last. You knocked all my walls down, and that’s not an easy thing to do. You were the best thing that ever happened to me. You made me feel so loved. I’m so happy that you knew you were loved, and I was able to tell you that, before you left me in your sleep that night. And that your last minutes weren’t alone. I still reach over looking for you, to rub your head. Then I wake up realizing it’s not gonna happen. If I could go back and take your place, I gladly would. I’m so glad I took so many pictures and videos, I know it was to the point of being annoying, and I’m sorry for that. But now they are all I have. Please watch over me, Mah, Nanny, the babies, and all the friends that you made such a difference in their lives. We need you now more than ever. Save me a parking spot in heaven, we will raise hell on these bikes when I get there. I will always love you, boo-boo! Let er’ Wobble! You will never be forgotten.
(Victoria Rhoades, girlfriend)
It was an honor to ride for him Saturday! Rip brother!!
(Larry Parker, friend)
Joshua Keith Creel was more than just my Clyde—he was a beacon of light, a source of unwavering support, and an
irreplaceable presence in the lives of those who knew him. Beyond the nickname that symbolized our bond, he embodied so many roles: a loving father, a best friend, a passionate lover, and—above all—a truly funny dude whose infectious humor brought brightness into every room he entered. His departure leaves a void so vast that it often feels impossible to fill. The world seems a little dimmer without his laughter, his kindness, and his genuine spirit. As I sit with my thoughts, I find myself searching for the right words to capture what he meant to me and to so many others. But words often fall short when trying to describe someone who touched lives in countless ways. Josh was loved by so many, and I am forever grateful for the time we shared. The influence he had on everyone around him will be etched into our hearts forever. His kindness, his humor, and his ability to make anyone feel seen and appreciated are qualities that will never fade from memory. I was truly blessed to share many years with Josh—not only as his best friend but as his Bonnie to his Clyde. Our relationship was one of a kind—filled with ups and downs, lessons learned, and countless moments of laughter. Though our paths diverged, what remained unbreakable was our friendship. He always had my back, no matter what, and I knew I could count on him in ways words can’t fully express. The bond we grew as family is something I will cherish forever. That act of love and acceptance meant more than words can say. Every moment we shared— every picture, every laugh, every lesson—are treasures I will hold onto for eternity. His legacy lives on in the memories, the
lessons, and the love he freely gave. Joshua Keith Creel was a rare soul whose light continues to shine through those he touched. Though he may no longer be here physically, his spirit remains a guiding presence—reminding us to laugh louder, love deeper, and live fully. His memory will forever be a testament to the power of kindness, humor, and genuine connection. Rest in peace, Josh. You will always be loved, always remembered, and forever missed.
(Blake Bennett, a.k.a. Bonnie)
by: bill gallaWay
or the fridAy riders, it wAsn’t your usuAl Friday in Upstate South Carolina. On the 27th of June, Keowee Key in Salem, SC brought back its tradition of giving back to those who have served their country. This event has been on hold for several years since the COVID-19 pandemic. I understand that there were approximately 24 Veterans and 6 spouse/partners. This event, known as “Honoring Their Service”, began in 2009 they are part of the Upstate Warrior Solution organization which helps support disabled and/or special needs veterans from all USA Military Organizations. Roger C. Rehabilitation Hospital supports this group and was onsite to assist as needed. Keowee Key sponsors the Honoring Their Service Organization with residents hosting the veterans. Veterans have free range to experience several activities that Keowee Key has, including such things as golf, tennis, pickleball, fishing, water sports (i.e.: tubing, water skiing, wave running, etc.), lake tours, kayaking, etc. This year the format changed. Instead of a week of relaxation and recreation it was only held for one day.
The motorcycle escort started a few miles away. Motorcycles started to line up in the Duke Power Parking area at around 7:15 am. And by 7:45 there were 13 bikes ready to roll. The weather cooperated as the temps were in the low 70’s. The past few days had highs in the upper 90’s with real feel temps over 100 degrees.
At 7:45 Oconee County’s finest police escorted the bikers for the short ride to Keowee Key. As we arrived at the entrance to Keowee Key there was a fire truck with a huge American Flag on Display. Then as we entered the community the residents came out to greet us waving flags and banners. All the way to the Club where breakfast was being served there were folks honoring the Veterans.
Upon arrival at the Club, the Veterans and the organizers as well as the Motorcycle Escorts were treated to breakfast during which the opening ceremony took place. The ceremony included a flag detail from the American Legion; a rendition of the National Anthem and the Pledge of Allegiance was recited.
After breakfast the Veterans were given the choice of their morning activity. Many went golfing while others went kayaking or fishing.
Soon it was time for lunch, the motorcyclists had gone on their way, and the attendees enjoyed lunch before taking part in their afternoon of choice. The same options were available for the afternoon activity, or they could try another activity.
The evening activities included a get together at the club where they witnessed a flyover on the patio from a “T-34 bravo plane”, flown by a resident of Keowee Key.
The group enjoyed a cock-tail hour and BBQ dinner while attending the closing ceremony at the Club. Following the closing ceremony those interested enjoyed an evening boat ride to end the day.
Heartfelt thanks go out to everyone involved in making this event a success. Hopefully the tradition will continue, and we can provide the escort again next year.
Photo by: Chi
ort brAgg hArley-dAvidson reCently wrApped up an unforgettable weekend celebrating, 11 incredible years of serving the motorcycle community with passion and pride. Known for its friendly, helpful staff that make you feel like family. They’re always excited to see you walk through the doors. The dealership pulled out all the stops with a weekend packed full of fun, music, and that one of a kind, Harley-Davidson spirit.
The celebration kicked off with a Friday Night Bike Night at Dad Bod Dive Bar in downtown Fayetteville. The event brought out a strong crowd who enjoyed ice-cold drinks, great music, and an impressive lineup of bikes. It was the perfect way to start the weekend, giving riders and fans a chance to connect, relax, and admire each other’s rides.
The main event: the 11-Year Anniversary Party was held on Saturday, July 12th at Fort Bragg Harley-Davidson. The day featured live music, free food and drinks provided by the Hog Chapter on the Grill, and exciting giveaways that had everyone smiling. It was a family-friendly affair, and guests of all ages enjoyed the energy, entertainment, and sense of community that filled the lot.
Saturday also included a DJ spinning crowd favorites, local vendors, games, and even more giveaways that kept the celebration going strong all day long. The atmosphere was electric, and it’s safe to say that it was tons of fun for everyone who attended.
To wrap up the festivities, riders gathered for a meaningful charity ride on Sunday, to show support and raise awareness for a great cause.
The Fort Bragg Harley-Davidson team was proud to celebrate this milestone and extends thanks to everyone who came out to join the fun. Be sure to visit The Carolinas’ Full Throttle Magazine’s Cruisin Calendar at https://fullthrottlemagazine. com/ for updates and future events; check out the ezine for articles and photos. Here’s to 11 amazing years and the open road ahead! Congratulations Fort Bragg Harley-Davidson!
by erika “blaCk WidoW” krey
very yeAr in the month of April; to honor national child abuse awareness month, Guardians of the Children-Mooresville Chapter puts on a Child Abuse Prevention and Awareness (CAPA) Ride. It typically starts with a small ceremony to honor the children that have been lost to child abuse, and is followed by an escorted ride that ends at a festival for the community. This year, we decided to combine the ride with our second annual Guardians on Main event for a full day of fun for the whole family!
We started off the day at Tilley Harley-Davidson where our president, Wheels, recognized and honored the children that have been affected by, and lost to, child abuse. Behind Wheels, sat 32 teddy bears, one for each child that lost their life here in North Carolina last year. Riders were asked to carry a bear with them on their bike to remind us why we ride and who we were there for. Our Road Captain, Sasquatch, said “These events are not just about the journey–they’re about bringing the community together for a powerful cause.”
“To me, this ride is full of symbolism. The roar of our engines is a voice for the children whose cries have fallen on deaf ears. Every headlight is a prayer of light for those children still in the dark. Every turn we take is a prayer for the twists and challenges these children may face ahead. Every interaction along our route is a prayer for the paths they will walk in life. In my heart, I believe those bears heard our prayers.” said Sasquatch.
As Mooresville chapter’s new Road Captain—with only one seasoned road guard to start—taking on new road guards in time for the ride was a huge accomplishment for Sasquatch. Our new road crew worked together flawlessly with members of our other chapters, and in conjunction with the Statesville Police Department, Davie County Sheriff’s Office, Rowan County Sheriff’s Office, and the Mooresville Police Depart-
ment, to put on a fantastic ride! We’d like to extend a heartfelt thank you to everyone who helped ensure a safe and enjoyable ride, your help means the world to us—and to the children we ride for.
We ended our ride right in our hometown of Mooresville for our festival, where our chapters came together to set up Guardians on Main (GOM). As we rode closer to town, our arrival would be another powerful reminder of our motto: “When a child calls, we ride.” The crowd awaiting our arrival, the echo of our pipes rattling off the buildings, our riders parking their bikes to jump into action. In reality for us, it felt more like joining in the fun with the kids than working an assignment. All the while, we stayed focused on maintaining a safe and welcoming environment for the children, who were simply there to be kids and enjoy themselves.
Main Street was filled with vendors, food trucks, live bands, and plenty of fun activities for the kids. Being Easter weekend, they had a chance to get their picture taken with iHopz, the GOC bunny. A train trollied both children and adults back and forth. GOC High Country generously provided a DJ for the event. The bouncy houses, per usual, were a huge hit, but the sensory bins had to have been the best addition we made for the kids this year! Our members worked tirelessly and carefully watched over the families as they enjoyed the day, and we are proud to make this event bigger and better every year.
Wheels, president of the Mooresville chapter, said, “The purpose of GOM is to spotlight the wonderful community we have here in Iredell county. As a volunteer based nonprofit, we rely on our community to continue our mission of preventing child abuse and supporting victims. GOM is a place where our community can safely enjoy the very best that Iredell county has to offer. It is also an opportunity for GOC to spread awareness about the services we offer to child abuse victims.”
We are so thankful to our community for their support of our mission and our events, and for our brothers and sisters who work incredibly hard to make it happen!
by: linColn infield
t’s tough to lose A friend, A friend thAt wAs A leader and mentor with a personality that brought people together, it was tough to lose Jeremy Lomagda and that shows through when his friends all gather to remember him and the life he led. June 12th was the third annual event in Jeremy’s memory held in Sanford, NC at the Pitstop. The Pitstop had played host to charity events that Jeremy and his company, Deathwish Culture Co, had been instrumental in the past, so it was the natural place to keep the party going. Aja, Jeremy’s girlfriend and Jeremy’s mom Beverly keep that party going with a host of Jeremy’s friends.
Sanford is only an hour and some change from Full Throttle HQ, a simple cruise down 421. It gave me a bit of time to think about all the times that we hung out with Jeremy and the Deathwish crew. One thing that stuck out along with the good times was the HEAT. Bike nights, the Smokeout, DW parties, near every dang time we hung out it was HOT. Well, every time he invited us out it was hot, Jeremy and the crew braved the cold to come to a couple of our Fear Of February parties. We rode the same highway to go to each others parties, I ride south in the 90-degree heat and Jeremy road north in 30 degrees.
July 12th, I rode south, in the heat to the Pitstop for the Deathwish Forever event, in memory of Jeremy. I swear this is one of the hottest parts of the state, so I packed some shorts and changed in the parking lot. When I rolled up, the parking lot was full of bikes and cages and finally found a spot
to put down my kickstand (after getting stuck in some deep gravel, thanks for the push, Kristin). The party had already started, the crew was all there, and I was ready for a cold drink. Aja and Beverly were holding down the Deathwish Culture Co booth that was beside The Rebel Spirit and Broken Anvil Knife Works and they were all set up between my parking spot and the bar. Out in the main event lot the bike show was stacked up with choppers, cruisers, performance baggers and a whole lot of cool bikes. The venders out there weren’t too shabby either.
Sent Moto Co, Cox’s Double Eagle H-D, Wretched Clothing, Left Lane Syndicate, Clubstyle NC, Dixie Motor Co and Dirty Threadz Clothing Co were among the popular spots. But that also could have been because of the shade their booths provided.
Jeremy was never shy about smoking a tire and The Rebel Spirit had brought out their burnout pit for the obligatory burnout competition. Zach had also made some killer trophies for the event. Cornfield started it off, but Dustin “Dr.” Moore finished it off and won the Best Burnout Contest. Dustin pulled a solid three minute burnout that wore the tire down to the rim, as in there was no tire at all left on that bike and it was plowing the parking lot as he pushed it off the pit. The Smoke cleared and the band started rocking. It was Johnny Rambo on Guitar and Worn Out Welcome. These dudes put on a great show and thrashed through some killer songs. I always like it when a band matches the event, and these guys definitely did that. At the first band break, the raffles prizes were awarded, and Zach and Kristin of the Rebel Spirit awarded the bike show trophies they had made for the event. These folks took home the hardware:
Dyna Class - Paul Grant
Softail Class - Joel Vliente
Bagger - Kris Onofre
Clapped Out - Dustin Moore
Best In Show - Whiskrz
The Band went back to rocking and the party went on. There was only one bit of unfinished business, drinking out of Brandon’s prosthetic leg, a tradition that Jeremy himself had started. This year Charlie of Broken Anvil Knife Works completed the ritual. Brandon’s prosthetic leg was filled with a cold beer and Charlie downed it as the flashbulbs fired. It was one hell of a day.
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The boys at Half-Ass Cycles and Rods have never built bikes based on what is cool, or to fit a certain mold. The bikes built in that shop on the outskirts of Pilot Mountain come from within, whether that be a certain stance the guys dig, using or creating a one-off part, or just picking a theme everyone had been obsessing over. Each bike is built on the lessons learned, and the likes/dislikes of the previous machines.
The Yamaha XS650, which is the latest offering from the Half-Ass crew, started as a pile of xs parts, bought and collected over a few years. When it was time to do the Yamaha build, the parts pile suggested it should be a chopper, but the old flat-tracker builds were on everyone’s mind. So, the task
at hand was blending the two different styles together. What comes from the dirty race bikes, and what gets taken from the chopper world?
I figured the head honcho Daniel Beemer could answer those questions far better than I, so I’ll defer to his comments:
“The goal was to make the narrowest xs possible, hiding as much of the wiring/cables as possible. Which is why the choice to ride cases was made.The foot clutch and shifter were made at the shop with a little ingenuity and a welder, same with the brake arm. I wanted/like symmetry so that’s why both arms wrap under the case. Everything was done in house on this one, no outsourcing at all other than some parts and a
few things powder coated. Paint choice came from the old Yamaha flat tracker bikes. The heritage wheels I re-laced because they’re my favorite spoke pattern of all spoked wheels. One challenge with this build was running the internal throttle through the frame. We used a TRS (the Rebel Spirit) intake manifold and it put the carburetor right where we needed it for the throttle cable to come out of the frame. We went with a “machine turned” look on both engine covers for a more race inspired look.
The most memorable thing about this build was the “break in ride” we rode a little over 500 miles one weekend and two of the three engine mounts broke so I had to ratchet strap the engine in the frame to get it home 250 miles. Now the mounts are fixed and welded with 1/4” plate steel to prevent that happening again. What’s the point of building something beautiful if you can’t ride it!”
-Daniel Beemer
In the modern era of choppers, there are so many builds that flex how many NOS parts they are comprised of. Most campouts will display endless amounts of sportsters with off-shelf parts, almost following a formula of what is cool. I believe the people to watch out for are the folks that take a concept, a picture, or an idea and can build a machine which will bring that idea to life! I believe that is what brings the artistry into chopper culture. That is what truly makes a build special and unique. And isn’t the special bikes what brought us all to choppers in the first place?
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Patrick and Michael were the best of friends. One day they decided to go bicycling, but when they got to the rental shop, all that was left was a tandem. They decided to take it anyway, and Patrick got on in front. They rode for a while down the scenic country roads until they came to a steep hill. They stopped and looked up. “Begorrah, that’s the tallest hill In all Ireland!” exclaimed Patrick. “It is, so it is” replied Michael “We’ll have our work cut out for us, sure.” And so, they started up the hill, each pedaling as hard as he could. Soon the sweat was pouring off and they were gasping for breath. “Faith, this is a steep hill” gasped Patrick. “It is, so it is” exclaimed Michael, and they pedaled even harder. At last, they reached the top and stopped to catch their breath. “Saints preserve us, that was the steepest, tallest and hardest hill in all Ireland!” said Patrick. “It was, so it was,” said Michael. “and if I hadn’t kept the brakes on, we’d have rolled right back down!”
What do you call a philosopher who likes to hang out in the pool? A deep thinker.
A blonde goes on holiday and is booking into the guest house. Looking around reception she notices a sign on the wall. She asks the owner, “What time do you get in?” The owner looks confused and says, “Well, I’m the owner, I live here. Why do you ask?” The blonde says, “Well, on that sign there it says that guests have to be in before you! “ The owner replies, “No, it actually says, ‘Guests must be in before 1 am’.”
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sinking ship. “Follow me son,” the father shark said, and they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times
with just the tip of our fins showing” And they did. “Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing” And they did. “Now we eat everybody.” And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first?” His wise father replied, “Because they taste better if you scare the $h!t out of them first!”
Where do zombies go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.” Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?” “No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon.” “Oh... OK!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?” She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
When does red mean “go” and green mean “stop”? When you’re eating a watermelon.
Just as the gravesite service finished, there was a distant lightning bolt accompanied by a tremendous burst of rumbling thunder. The little old man looked at the pastor
calmly and said, “Well, she’s there and it’s His problem now.”
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. “Like sitting on the couch, watching TV and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked. Talking about my “doing-something-useful” seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was “only thinking of me”, she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club. She replied, “Are you nuts? You are 79 years old and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?” I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. She immediately telephoned me and yelled, “Good grief, dad, where are your glasses?” This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!” “Oh man, I’m in trouble again,” I said, “I really don’t know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!” The line went quiet, and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted. Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
Why don’t seashells take baths? Because they wash up on the beach.
One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the salesperson, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?” The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.” The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?” The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s b@lls.”