dragon’s dungeon Dan O’Hare • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
A random man wanders into my lair I toast him Two knights come to slay me I roast them Next, they send the town army Looks like a tasty meal for me They decide to send a party of adventurers The sorcerer was spicy; is it cannibalism if they had dragon scales on them? More adventurers, what a surprise One was a dragonborn, but those aren’t technically dragons. Still feels cannibalistic Whatever other dragons’ eggs hatched into dragonborn must be very sad dragons Another set of adventurers. All of them are either dragonborn, lizardfolk, or kobolds Okay, alright, how am I supposed to eat all of these guys. They look too much like me I talk to them: they’re all reptilian, they must get me They blast me with fire. Stupid reptiles, I’m a fire-breathing dragon It should be very obvious just looking at 47
