FIRE AND BRIMSTONE INCORPORATED Zoe Stanton-Savitz
Welcome to Fire and Brimstone Incorporated. Step into my office. I know it’s a little hot in here, but really that’s hard to avoid. No AC down here. My name is Belial and I’ll be your go-to guy for any of your employee needs — managing paychecks, scheduling, tending to any on-site injuries — former employees have had some issues with burn scars. I’ll be your right hand man, your aide-de-camp. Except for PR. We don’t have that here so if you have any complaints about workplace misconduct I’d suggest you take a swim in the River Lethe. Now, you’re the new babysitter, right? So, the boss has to eat every other hour or else he gets cranky and when he gets cranky he throws a temper tantrum. He doesn’t like to bathe so if he throws a fit just light a match or squirt a splash of “Envy” or “Lust” in the tub to lure him in and calm him down. He likes playing games — Twister, Sorry, Trading Souls — but he gets very competitive so don’t make any bets. And you should let him win because if he loses 45
