Beep Beep Beep... A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager........
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.
Afte r w a i ti n g p a ti e n tl y fo r a fe w m i n u te s, the little boy said loudly, "Wow, she's fat!
Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet......
The little boy yelled out, "Run for your life, she's reversing!!"
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms o u t a s fa r a s th e y w o u l d g o a n d announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
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