MK Pulse magazine November 2022

Editor

From the Kerry Lewis-Stevenson

Even though the clocks have gone back and the days are getting colder, there’s still a lot to appreciate in and around our brand-new city.

We were very impressed to hear about the exciting new clothing project from Willen Hospice and the fashion and textile students from MK College. Together they are launching a creative new clothing range to sell in the charity’s Central Milton Keynes shop as part of the #wearitwillen campaign, alongside all the high-quality preloved clothing available. What a great way to support all their good work.

If you’re a fan of pre-loved projects, you’ll also like the Off The Record music racks and instrument collection the Willen Hospice volunteers have created. You can find this new and exciting home for your music memories at The Point.

Milton Keynes’ Rotarians have been fundraising for the Queen’s Green Canopy. The recent planting ceremony of three Golden Rain trees in the grounds of Milton Keynes University Hospital was a touching memorial for our late Queen.

You can read Hannah Burgess’ heart-warming story about living with visual impairment since childhood due to albinism. Her video blog ‘Blind Mum vs The World’ is helping to increase awareness of the implications of sight loss. Being recognised as a content creator on the shortlist for the Woman of the Year 2022 Trailblazer Award on the ITV morning show, Lorraine, is just another step in her journey.

And last, but by no means least, Milton Keynes has been proudly celebrating its new status as a city with an impressive event at its very centre. At the end of the Islamic Arts and Culture’s four-day City of Codes & Light Festival there was a spectacular digital light parade. The Eurovision star Sam Ryder provided the perfect end to the music programme in Station Square.

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Willen Hospice and Fashion and Textile students from MK College have joined forces to launch an exciting new clothing range for retail in the charity’s Central Milton Keynes store.

The partnership and supporting #wearitwillen campaign will highlight the vast range of high quality, preloved clothing available from Willen Hospice charity shops and its online stores. People are encouraged to shop sustainably by choosing pre-loved clothing as an alternative to fast-fashion, helping to reduce wastage and landfill as well as recycle unwanted items by donating to Willen Hospice shops.

Rachael Withe, Marketing Manager of Willen Hospice said “We are thrilled to be working with the students at MK College to support their studies as well leveraging their expertise to attract younger and more fashion-conscious shoppers into our stores. Students have visited our donation-sorting warehouse to make a selection of clothing that will be sold under their own label, Cygnet, which they have developed to specifically appeal to the 16-25 year old shopper. It’s been exciting for us to see their selection process and has certainly helped us gain a fresh perspective on current trends.”

As part of the ongoing retail collaboration project, MK College photography students have documented the process and participated in creating imagery for point of sale and advertising material.

Gemma Hudson-Findley, Course Team Leader: Art and Design at the MK College said: “This is an invaluable partnership. It gives our students an opportunity to work with a real-life client and gain experience in accepting briefs and delivering assignments in retail. They have been excited to go out into a business environment to apply their knowledge in a really practical way. They particularly enjoyed the upcycling project where they were given a selection of clothing to reimagine into a different outfit.”

The students’ new Cygnet range is available instore at the Willen Hospice Midsummer Place shop in Central Milton Keynes. All proceeds go directly towards helping the charity care for local people living with and affected by life limiting illness.

The partnership with MK College will continue with the new second year Fashion and Textile students who are already busy working on exciting developments for their Cygnet brand.

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The students’ new Cygnet range is available instore at the Willen Hospice Midsummer Place shop in Central Milton Keynes

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New way to ‘tune in’ to charity

A new music store is satisfying the demand for pre-loved music and instruments in Milton Keynes. Sammy Jones flicked through the racks at Off The Record.

Willen Hospice volunteers have been getting a spin in recent weeks, but it’s all part of an exciting new venture to swell coffers for the charity – and one they hope will leave visitors lost in music!

Building on the success of its many charity stores, the Hospice has now opened a music shop in the heart of the new city.

This new hub for pre-loved material is called Off The Record, and it is housed in the new city’s most iconic venue; The Point.

“We couldn’t have picked a better location if we tried!” said Kevin Chappell, commercial manager for retail partnerships and operations with the Hospice, “It’s a hub of activity all day long, with passing shoppers, market-stall visitors, students, bus passengers and commuters.

“The venue brings back memories for many of our shoppers, of a time when they came to The Point for a gig or a dinner and a dance.

“The striking front signage is attracting attention and people are popping it to see what the shop is all about,” Kevin said.

A decade ago, we were being told that vinyl was dead, and CDs were set to follow suit, but that’s absolutely not the case; sales of new vinyl releases are the healthiest they have been in years.

And now there is a new generation enjoying the appeal of the humble record.

“A young demographic is discovering record players and discovering vinyl for the first time,” Kevin agreed.

“A teenage shopper who came to see the store said, ‘My dad gave away his record player last year after hoarding it in the loft for a decade. Now I am asking for a new record player for Christmas.’

“The tables have turned!” Kevin quipped.

And it doesn’t stop there; cassettes are cool again, too. Since opening in early October, the tills are ringing with all sorts of sales, and CDs and violins are leading the charge.

“People are finding long-forgotten tracks on cassettes and CDs, and some are asking for sheet music. We have had some

customers and collectors coming in and finding vinyl they haven’t seen for decades, and some who are finding really obscure albums they had never even seen.

“We’ve also had requests for mid-century record player stands and cabinets. Shoppers are upcycling these traditional, solid pieces of retro furniture, adding Bluetooth speakers and bringing the tech up to date for a better sound quality.”

Aside from good quality vinyl, CDs and cassettes, the store will sell record players, cabinets, display units, books and music, merchandise, music magazines, instruments and so on. If you are thinking of having a sort out, Off The Record will gladly receive any of these items.

The Hospice is now seeking music fans to volunteer in the store.

“We would love to hear from people who have a passion for music,” Kevin said, “Even if they volunteer for a few hours a week, it would be great to have their knowledge.

“We really need someone with knowledge of the 78rpm market so we can get a fair price for the Hospice.

“If they can chat to people about music, that’s the main requirement; we will train them on the tills and the running of the shop. It’s a good opportunity for someone to learn more about retail, build their skills or add experience to their CV.”

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> To apply as a volunteer visit willen-hospice.org.uk/volunteering

Prepare to get lost in music at Off The Record

Kevin Chappell with

volunteer Graham Bishop

Service above self… the motto of the Rotary Club and a recurring theme at a ceremony to mark a fundraising campaign by Rotarians in Milton Keynes to mark the late Queen’s Platinum Jubilee.

Milton Keynes Mayor Amanda Marlow was joined by Debbie Brock, High Sheriff of Buckinghamshire, and HM Lord-Lieutenant of Buckinghamshire Countess Howe for the official planting ceremony of three Golden Rain trees in the grounds of Milton Keynes University Hospital.

The ceremony, watched by Rotary Club of Milton Keynes members, was the culmination of the club’s contribution to the Queen’s Green Canopy initiative. Rotary Club of Milton Keynes president Nick Lygo-Baker was on hand to help with the planting, along with Professor Joe Harrison, chief executive of Milton Keynes University Hospital NHS Foundation Trust.

The trees have spectacular yellow, pendulous flowers in the spring and golden lantern seed pods in the autumn, giving interest all year round, said a Rotary Club of Milton Keynes spokesman. “The NHS gives unstinting service every day of the year so it was fitting that we should plant our three trees around the hospital’s staff car park to thank them.”

The planting is now recorded on the official map on the Queen’s Green Canopy website.

• Golden Rain is the common name

Rotarians plant their tribute to the NHS and Her late Majesty

Milton Keynes University Hospital is the site for the Rotary Club of Milton Keynes’ contribution to the Queen’s Green Canopy initiative.

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The official planting ceremony of three Golden Rain trees in the grounds of Milton Keynes University Hospital

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Hannah’s vision for good

Hannah Burgess is a motivated 25-year-old with a fiancé and two beautiful children. Like many of us, she is working hard to achieve her life goals, except that Hannah is having to find her way while dealing with vision problems. But more than that, she is working as a force for good – helping others dealing with similar issues. Sammy Jones spoke with the inspirational lady.

Hannah was diagnosed with albinism at just a few months old, a condition where there is little or no production of the pigment melanin, which colours skin and hair.

Vision impairment is a common feature in cases of albinism. Hannah was confirmed to have nystagmus, which causes involuntary, repetitive movement of the eyes, when she was six-years-old.

Hannah having fun with her son, on holiday with her daughter and with her fiancé Charli

Initially, medical professionals failed to spot the symptoms, and instead decided that she must be inventing tales.

“My mum was told that because I was young, the way I was describing seeing things was likely because I was imagining it and making it up.”

A trip to specialist Moorfields Eye Hospital in London put paid to that train of thought, when the renowned centre quickly diagnosed Hannah.

Like anyone considered ‘different’ she was singled out and bullied at school, but with the rock solid support of family and friends, Hannah rose above – and now she is using her voice to help others.

She runs the video blog and TikTok site Blind Mum Vs the World, replacing ignorance with fact, and showing that while sight issues are a disability, they don’t need to hold you back.

“I’ve had negativity around my vision my whole life. It was a lot worse when I was at school, it has settled down a bit now, but people are very closed off about it,” she admits, “I would much rather be able to give advice and confidence to the person who is visually impaired and has to deal with that. Then you are able to work through it a lot better.

“I would sit down and try to educate, but some people are so stubborn and ignorant and they don’t want to hear what you have to say. Sometimes you have to learn other ways to deal with it and to understand that you are better than that.

“People are mean, and a lot of the time there’s not a great deal you can do about it.”

But as a parent, you have a responsibility to teach your children right from wrong. It’s a basic requirement - and that includes treating people with kindness.

“Kids are naturally very curious and are going to ask questions,” Hannah says, “If my daughter sees someone who looks different, she will ask why they are that way. Kids accept what you say because they don’t know any different.

“If my daughter were to see someone with a wheelchair, for example, she knows they have that because they might not be able to walk very well. Obviously that is a very simple take on the situation, but she knows it’s there to help and that it’s not a bad thing.

“A lot of what people show in being ableist is learned behaviour...”

Hannah’s online presence, which she launched during lockdown, is building nicely and making a real difference. More and more, people are coming to her for advice.

“I’ve had a lot of messages from mums whose children are at school, or are about to start school and they want to know what support is out there for their child.

“I’ve also had a large number of people who are visually impaired and expecting. To be able to give them advice and support them through their pregnancy, and address the concerns they have for when their baby arrives, is amazing. I didn’t have anyone I could speak to who was visually impaired when I was pregnant.”

Earlier this month, her dedication to helping others was recognised when the content creator made the shortlist for the Woman of the Year 2022 Trailblazer Award with ITV morning show, Lorraine.

It was further validation and appreciation for what she’s doing – smashing down barriers and making a difference.

“It’s so overwhelming. I’ve always been the sort of person to put other people before myself, it’s just something I’ve always done, and it gives me so much joy to know that the people who follow me feel supported.”

She tells me that she gave a talk to visually impaired students at a local school and one of the students realised for the first time, having listened to Hannah, that she could one day achieve her dream of being a mum. Until that point, she never thought it would be possible.

“I well up every time I think about that,” she says, and her voice quietens just a little.

Hannah juggles looking after her five-yearold daughter and a two-and-a-half year old son while running a household, and working as a food and beverage supervisor at a local golf course.

She simply doesn’t have time to spend hours pondering what to share online.

“In some ways it is a bad thing, but I don’t plan my content too much – I’m always busy. I don’t have the time to sit down and write what I am going to say and when I am going to post it.

“When I wake up I just post whatever I am thinking about that day, and go with the flow.”

Hannah’s disability doesn’t define her, she just lives with it. But it did mean that her dream job with the army could never be realised.

“When I was growing up I was an Army Cadet and I loved it so much,” she tells me, “It lit a fire in me. I wanted to be a Royal Signal.

“When I realised I couldn’t join the army I was gutted, but it’s not the sort of thing they can adjust for and I completely understand that, with my eyesight the way it is.”

Of course she will never hold a driving licence either. But really, when it comes to other limitations, it’s a case of ‘What other limitations?’

I’ve always been the sort of person to put other people before myself, it’s just something I’ve always done, and it gives me so much joy to know that the people who follow me feel supported.”

“People often expect those who are visually impaired not to do much or to be very independent, which is another reason to show that there are so many people who have very busy, hectic, highly functional lifestyles.”

By the time you read this, Hannah’s family should have swelled by one more – with the arrival of her new guide dog Eddie, who is in training when we speak.

Eddie’s predecessor retired 18 months ago, so while Hetty still lives with the family, Hannah has been without her four-legged aide in a working capacity.

“We’re very lucky to still have Hetty, and because of the age I was when I had her, she has done all of the big things in life so far; my GCSEs, moving out, first job, fiancé, buying a house, having a baby. As I’ve grown up, she has come with me.”

Hannah first qualified as a guide dog handler aged just 13, which made her the youngest in the country. Eddie will increase confidence and make life a whole lot easier for Hannah, and followers of Blind Mum Vs the World will be seeing plenty more of this new pooch in the coming months.

“There is so much guide dog content coming!” she promises, “I was very young when I got my first dog, Rory, and he taught me how to be independent and made me realise I could do things on my own.

“Having a guide dog since then has really been about maintaining that – giving me the confidence to remind myself I can do it.”

And if you are struggling with a vision impairment, she wants you to know that you can do it, too.

> Follow Hannah: FB: BlindMumVsTheWorld.x TikTok: @blindmumvstheworld

Hannah with Hetty

Her new guide dog, Eddie

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‘I didn’t grow up until I was 40!”

Shaun Ryder has gone from being a heroin addict with a 20 year habit to a household name with a new CV that has seen him pop up on reality shows; He’s been in the jungle, has washed his face with urine in a bid to beat the ageing process, and most recently delivered a plate of ‘steak and veg anarchy’ as part of Celeb Cooking School.

And watching him and his bandmate Bez on Celebrity Gogglebox is why we tune in. It might seem a strange turn of events, but then again, maybe not; he’s funny, open, engaging, and what he might say, ‘up for it.’ Shaun is what you call ‘the real deal.’

Ahead of his visit to Milton Keynes, he spoke with Pulse’s Sammy Jones.

Pics: Paul Husband

As frontman with Manchester aces The Happy Mondays, he is a king of the so-called Madchester scene that he inhabits.

During the late 80s and early 90s they released some of the most recognisable musical moments from that scene; Step On, Hallelujah and Kinky Afro sound as fresh today as they did when they initially connected with ears.

Back then, controversy and bad press followed them around, but they knew what they were doing. As Shaun told me a few years back, ‘It’s not as if they crippled us. We understood the power of the press.’

Researching his current plans for our chat it seems that he’s bonkers busy with tv stuff, live shows, recordings and tours.

“I’ve got quite a lot on, but I find it a lot easier now, it doesn’t seem as hectic... maybe it’s because I’ve got a different sort of lifestyle and I’m not off my nut and partying any more,” he says.

“I’m 60 now and if I was still doing that stuff, the men in the white coats would be coming to take me away and lock me up. I enjoyed myself then, but I am enjoying myself just as much now as ever, really...and I still can’t remember it!” he laughs.

“I used to wonder why my memory was so bad, and then I got diagnosed with ADHD, so that explains a lot...”

Shaun’s health issues are well documented, and he takes it all in his stride, but actually

that’s an unfortunate term, given some painful sounding episodes with his hip.

Having switched from a life of excess to a more stable time, Shaun used to enjoy long walks with his wife and their canine pal.

A great way to decompress and chill out. But that’s off the cards just now.

“My hip recently came out and I had to shove it back in,” he shares, which makes us go cold, “My false hip is a bit dodgy and then my other one is bone on bone and I’ve got to have another hip operation, so I can’t do the walking that I used to do and that really p****s me off.

“I’m not really supposed to go down low, and sometimes I’ll forget, and this time when I sat on something really low it came out with a big ‘boom’ and I thought, ‘I’m gonna have to shove this back in now.’ It was a bit painful. Now the wife has to go with the dog on her own.

“It’s like when I got the full body alopecia,” he says, continuing his run through of conditions,

“My testosterone needed stopping for a while, because – and I get this wrong all the time – my red blood cells were doing something, so they had to stop my testosterone while they sorted that out and my body went into shock.

Then every hair on my body fell out, so I’ve got no eyelashes, no eyebrows and I look like Uncle Fester...”

Surely talking like that is a coping mechanism?

“What else can I do?” he answers, “I can’t go and have a hair transplant. You’ve just got to get on with it, ain’t ya? I know some people, especially actors and musicians, that if it happened to them they wouldn’t come out of the house, but you’ve just got to get on with it.

“Of course I’m p****d off because I ain’t got any eyelashes or any eyebrows, but because I’ve always had short skinheads anyway, apart from when it’s been long, my hair didn’t really bother me at all. I miss my beard,” he admits.

“The good news is I’ve started getting hair back on my head, very sporadic, but it’s coming back. I’ve got a couple of little hairs where my eyebrows should be, and a couple of hairs growing up my nostrils, and because I’m on my full whack of testosterone again now, maybe in a couple of years time I might be ready for a new rebirth...

“It’s like when I lost all my teeth through various crappy drugs; crystal meth and crack cocaine, and all my teeth fell out, didn’t they?” he laughs, “I’ve now got a brand new set of teeth all screwed into my bone in my mouth and I look great!”

In 2010 Shaun entered the jungle, one of the campmates in I’m a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here. He lost out on the crown to Stacey Solomon. But he’s just been back, filming a special version of the show in South Africa, set to air in 2023. Or so the rumours say.

“I don’t know what you are talking about,” he says with a decidedly cryptic drawl.

“I didn’t want to go in 12 years ago, I really begrudgingly went in then – it was management’s idea to do it, but by the time we were all ready to come out, I didn’t want to. I wanted to stay in there like some mad Japanese soldier who was still in the jungle after the war ended!”

And creepy-crawlies don’t bug our Shaun: “The insects really don’t bother me – and when the snake bit me it was just like glass going in you, it was a similar feeling.

Shaun with Bez and The Happy Mondays

“My major worry about going in was meeting new people; was I going to be in there with a bunch of luvvies.

“I’ve always found it difficult coming up with meaningless chit chat. I’m not really good at that, but everyone was great – even Gillian McKeith, just great.”

Less than a week before we speak, Shaun was back on the stage at Manchester’s Factory 251, a venue located in the old home of the defunct Factory Records.

It was his first solo show in more than a decade, and an equally special night for fans and for the man they had come to see.

“It was great. It was really good,” he shares, and we can almost see him grinning at the other end of the phone, “We did the solo album, Visits From Future Technology, and then I brought Kermit in and we did some Black Grape tunes. I really, really enjoyed it.

“The older I’ve got the easier I’ve become in understanding myself and it’s got easier going on stage. I don’t need a s**t load of drugs to get me on there any more and so I actually enjoy it more than ever - apart from when we first started doing it and it was fantastic...” he recollects, “But then you do it for a few years and you go album, tour, album, tour, album, tour and totally f**k yourself up.

‘I enjoy it more now. I do a bit of telly and get on with the real job of making music. I’ve still got a career, so I’m very lucky.

“I didn’t grow up until I was 40! I was still living the same sort of life that I did when I started the band at 18. At 40, I just got fed up with it and sacked everything and I’ve been clean since, which is 20 years.”

After cleaning himself up and moving on, is it a bit frustrating to still be seen as the druggie pop star of the past?

“Not really...” he ponders, “I mean a bit, it’s just...,” he thinks on, “One of the main reasons for doing the TV stuff is that by the time me and Bez have finished the shows, the kids have downloaded your album and come and watch you at festivals or the gigs.

“It’s funny because I get loads of them offering me cocaine and wanting to come out partying with me, and I start scratching my bald head thinking, ‘Why do they wanna go out partying with a 60 year old bloke?”

But despite all the giggles and good stuff he gets up to on reality shows, as he just said, it’s all about the music, and there is plenty of new material on the horizon.

“I’m off to Spain to record the new Black Grape album, we might even do another Mondays album – I’ve always said, ‘Never say no.’

“I’ve gotta do this Black Grape album and I want to get another solo album done, so by 2024 we may be looking at a Mondays record,” he reveals.

Tragically, Shaun lost his brother, Happy Mondays bassist Paul earlier this year.

But a new record would cause more than a little stir with fans, for sure.

“I hope so.”

Shortly after our chat, Shaun will be debating the proposed reclassification of cannabis as a Class A drug in this country on Piers Morgan Uncensored, calling the proposals ‘ridiculous and draconian’.

Fans will be able to ask him more about that, about his new music, or anything else that takes their fancy, when Shaun visits MK11 in Milton Keynes for ‘An Evening with’ session.

He’s been doing these events for some time now, and the type of question is dependent on the town, seemingly.

“I’ll go to some places and all they’ll want to know about is drugs, and then I’ll go to some other place and if it’s full of Guardian readers they’ll want to talk about all sorts of different, interesting things...”

Shaun doesn’t go out to answer set questions, that’s for sure. Nothing is off limits.

“That’d bore me – I’d end up doing about 10 shows and then packing it in,” he admits, “These shows are uncensored, I just let the interviewer go wherever they want and then we throw it over to the audience so it doesn’t get boring.

“Sometimes it can get out of order, especially if you are in some mad places!

“A lot of my fans may be older, but they are still mentally 21, some of them,” he quips.

> An Evening with Shaun Ryder is at MK11 in Kiln Farm on Sunday, November 20. To book tickets visit skiddle.com

I’ll go to some places and all they’ll want to know about is drugs, and then I’ll go to some other place and if it’s full of Guardian readers they’ll want to talk about all sorts of different, interesting things...”

Shaun with fellow Black Grape member, Kermit

Is your property registered?

What you need to know about registering your property at Land Registry

The Land Registry is the government organisation that records who owns land in England and Wales. Since 1862 they have been attempting to compile a comprehensive list of land ownership, with it becoming compulsory to register land if it’s sold or mortgaged in 1990.

Kirsty Szulc and the Heald Residential Department deal with residential and conveyancing matters whether you are buying or selling a property. Artemis House, 4 Bramley Road Milton Keynes

By 2005 the Land Registry started programmes to encourage voluntary registration, however, in 2019, the Land Registry estimated that 14% of land and properties in England and Wales remained unregistered. We continue to help owners through this process, for land in Milton Keynes and further afield.

Why should you care?

There are many benefits to registering your home.

• It greatly reduces the risk of someone fraudulently claiming your property as their own. It is much harder for people to claim adverse possession of registered land. The boundaries are fully defined on the registered title, meaning it’s a lot harder for fence lines to be moved and land gained by stealth by neighbours. With registered land, (assuming you keep the contact address up to date) the Land Registry knows who to contact if someone claims rights to your property. You can now include an email address, and also sign up to receive alerts if someone tries to deal with your property.

of the property can be used to fix the gaps.

• Voluntary registration is cheaper than compulsory registration. For example, if your property is worth between £500,001 and £1,000,000, the voluntary registration fee is £495 rather than £655.

• The government provides a guarantee securing the title of the registered property, meaning you can be compensated if you are deprived of your title due to an error or omission in the register.

• The Land Registry holds titles electronically, meaning it is quick and easy to establish who owns the property, and there is no risk of deeds being lost or destroyed.

you can contact the Land Registry, who will be able to provide this information, or we can assist with this.

What if you’ve lost the title deeds?

If you know your property is unregistered and some or all of the deeds have been lost or destroyed it’s important to try and rectify the problem as soon as possible. This is because the Land Registry will require a statement of truth explaining the reason for the missing deeds and your basis of ownership. If this is not done, it could lead to major issues if you want to sell or if, after your death your executors cannot prove ownership of the land.

The above information is for general guidance only and does not constitute legal advice. Heald Solicitors disclaims and excludes any liability in respect of the contents of this article or for action taken based on this information. If you need legal advice, please contact a solicitor.

• It makes selling your house in the future much more straightforward. The registration process can be long and complex, potentially discouraging potential buyers. Dealing with missing deeds, registration gaps, or unclear plans now will stop problems in the future, especially if your knowledge

How do you know if your property is registered?

If you purchased your home before 1990 and have not mortgaged it since then, there is a chance it is unregistered. You may have a file of old deeds relating to the property, which also could suggest it’s unregistered. If you are unsure,

If you would like to discuss registration of your unregistered property or would like some more information, call Kirsty or Elaine on 01908 662277.

For more information, please visit our wesite: www.healdlaw.com or scan the QR code on the left.

Find out more at: www.healdlaw.co.uk

door across Milton Keynes

An event celebrating our new city status (with a chart sensation which lit up the heart of town), a different look at Campbell Park, a visit from a multi-million selling author, and some striking images of our feathered and trunked friends.

Here are this month’s Pulse Pics...

Milton Keynes celebrated being made a city in the Platinum Jubilee year by hosting a bumper free event in the heart of town earlier this month. The culmination of Milton Keynes Islamic Arts and Culture’s four-day City of Codes & Light Festival saw families entertained by a digital light parade featuring street theatre aces Cirque Bijou and Worldbeaters

And in Station Square a programme of music was topped by Eurovision star Sam Ryder, who delivered a fantastic set for our fantastic new city!

ZSL Whipsnade Zoo has a new big beautiful baby – and the Asian elephant calf has been named after Queen Elizabeth II, who once met her mother. The infant has been called Nang Phaya, which is an animal-related Thai word meaning ‘queen, or strong, female monarch.’ She was born to mum Donna, who the Queen met when she opened the Zoo’s Centre for Elephant Care in 2017. A photograph of HM The Queen feeding Donna a banana featured on her official Christmas card that year.

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Pics: Gill Prince Photography

Acclaimed author Cressida Cowell, the lady behind the How To Train Your Dragon book series, has a new title in the racks. The creative lady marked the release of Which Way To Anywhere with a book signing at Waterstones in Milton Keynes.

Pic: ZSL Whipsnade

This inquisitive little robin was snapped in Stony Stratford. The beautiful image of the colourful chappie was captured by Malcolm Levey.

How about this for a new city view? Chris Read is the man responsible for this brilliant birds eye view of Campbell Park What keeps his interest? “It’s the ability to combine photography with technology and show a completely different perspective of places and the interaction that attracts when I post the pictures online,” Chris said.

Visit @droneovermk on Instagram to see more of his images.

SAT 19th NOV ‘22

Gloucester Quays Christmas Market Price: £25 per person.

Visit this local market with artisan makers, bakers to tempt you with a seasonal pick of festive food and drink, art, gift, craft, treats and shopping inspiration. Visit the range of stalls offering delicious street food, bars, and hot drinks. Everything from mulled wine to luxury hot chocolates.

*Previous years Gloucester Quays has been a Victorian Christmas market, this won’t be taking place, this will be just a standard Christmas market with lots of stalls.*

Leaves from Bill’s Coach and Minibus Hire at 8am and leaves Gloucester at 5.30pm.

SAT 26th NOV ‘22

Bath Christmas Market

Price: Adult £30, child £20 (3-16yrs), under 3s free of charge.

From unique homeware to personalised presents, Christmas decorations, handcrafted jewellery and more, you’re guaranteed to find something special for your loved ones. Tick off everything on your Christmas list all in one place and feel reassured that you’re supporting small businesses.

Leaves from Bill’s Coach and Minibus Hire at 7.30am and leaves Bath at 5.30pm.

SUN 27th NOV ‘22

Rochester Christmas Market

Price: Adult £27, child £17 (3-16yrs), under 3s free of charge.

Market stalls selling hand-made decorations, wreaths, gifts and ornaments will be aplenty. As well as a great selection of food and drink producers from local businesses including artisan chocolate, cheese and jam. The Bavarian food village is where you will find German bratwurst sausages, a hog roast and churros, as well ask plenty of German beer and mulled wine. Live entertainment promises to get you into the full swing of Christmas.

Leaves from Bill’s Coach and Minibus Hire at 8am and leaves Rochester at 5.30pm.

FRI 2nd DEC ‘22

Nottingham Winter Wonderland Price: £25 per person, under 3s free of charge.

Explore Nottingham’s Winter Wonderland, with its traditional chalet-style market stalls and 60-foot Christmas tree lighting up Nottingham’s old market. Before enjoying a hot chocolate or mulled wine at the Après Ski themed pop-up bar. And why not see the city’s festive sights 60 metres above ground on the Wheel of Nottingham? Tower over the heart of the Christmas market, it’ll be hard to miss it.

Leaves from Bill’s Coach and Minibus Hire at 8am and leaves Nottingham at 5.30pm.

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Stacey Bushes, 1 Hollin Lane, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, MK12 6HT

Stoke Goldington Christmas Trees

Helping you make memories and keep traditions

to the farm to pick your own Christmas tree straight from the field

Open dates 2022

Saturdays & Sundays

19th & 20th Nov, 26th & 27th Nov, 3rd & 4th Dec, 10th & 11th Dec, 17th & 18th Dec

Plus two Friday openings 2nd & 9th Dec

No need to pre-book, just come along 9am - 4pm each day

Norway Spruce & Nordmann Fir Trees Available

All trees

the fields so bring your wellies and enjoy a walk around. Really Awesome Co ee Co or Good Times Cafe in the farmyard for refreshments. Ample free parking. Our own range of The Fruity Farmer homemade gins, liquers and oils for sale. Payment by direct debit/credit card or cash acceptable.

Has something changed?

The festive season is fast approaching and you may not have seen your relatives for sometime Maybe they live a distance from you or your lifestyle means it’s hard to see them on a regular basis We know that as we get older, sudden changes in our behaviour and health can be alarming and this can be even more difficult at a time when there is an expectation for everyone to be happy and enjoy the festivities.

At Home Instead, we support our clients and family members to help spot these sudden or gradual changes Many illnesses, if identified early enough, can be treated to minimise the potential distress and discomfort caused Dementia is one such illness and our Care Professionals have training to spot the warning signs Here are a list of common early

Common early symptoms of dementia

memory loss difficulty concentrating finding it hard to carry out familiar daily tasks, such as getting confused over the correct change when shopping

struggling to follow a conversation or find the right word being confused about time and place mood changes (source NHS website)

n we don't see our loved ones for a while but fundamental changes in mood and/or mobility. The ability to complete every day tasks can become harder and even dangerous in later life Our Care Professionals at Home Instead are fully trained to spot the telltale signs that indicate extra resources or assistance is needed in the home It may be simply a case of installing some grab rails in the bathroom or even moving items to make them more accessible to prevent excessive stretching and straining. Lastly but certainly not least, we should not underestimate loneliness and the impact this can have Having a reason to get out of bed, a companion to look forward to seeing in the day, can make all the difference

Being able to stay at home as we get older is so important and can mean so much. Home Instead can make this happen whether you live far away or close to your loved ones So this festival season, start the conversation, what would make life easier for your loved ones? Maybe they'd simply like help with their shopping, go out for lunch, visit the garden centre or just have some company Maybe they need to have someone with them 24 hours a day and you thought a care home was the only option? Well it isn't, we can provide live in care that suits your loved one's needs.

Staying in the home you know and love, has been proved to keep people happier and healthier for longer. Call us today to have an informal chat about how we might be able to help your family in their own home

At The Saxon Clinic we are able to conduct various common surgical procedures including:

ENT: adenoidectomy, grommets, tonsillectomy and tympanoplasty

Orthopaedics: ACL reconstruction and arthroscopies

Urology: circumcisions, cysts, and undescended testicles (orchidopexy)

We provide a selection of activities and a children’s menu. All children will also receive a bravery certificate and a teddy bear to take home.

Private Children’s Services offered in Milton Keynes

Angela Swanston Paediatric Clinical Lead

How many specialised children’s consultants do we have?

Within the hospital, we have 3 paediatricians. One specialises in behavioural problems, one specialises in cardiology and the other in neurology. We also have a paediatric Orthopaedic surgeon, ENT and urology surgeons that regularly see children that have been working at The Saxon Clinic for many years.

What do you love about working in Paediatrics?

We can follow them through the journey for example- from initial consultation, and pre-assessment through to follow-up care postsurgery.

What can a child expect when they come on to see us at Saxon Clinic?

Friendly faces, children’s waiting area, cared by registered children nurses. We provide a children’s menu and children will also receive a bravery certificate and a teddy bear to take home.

If you have any concerns and would like to book in with our specialised team, please call us on 01908 887362 or search ourwebsite www.circlehealthgroup.co.uk/saxon

Christmas is coming - here’s our look at some of the best Advent Calendar and gifts sets available locally and online. Beauty-ful buys for all.

Noted. Aromas will have an air of familiarity around their fragrances –and it’s entirely intentional.

For those who want to deliver this Christmas, but need a cost effective solution, the designer dupe company offers a wide selection of fragrances inspired by designer perfumes.

Siena is Noted’s alternative to Daisy, with all of the bouquet you expect in the original spray – a floral-woody fragrance with a mellow sweetness. Strawberry, violet and musk are among the fruity and floral notes.

RRP: £19.99 (50ml)

Get it: notedaromas.co.uk

Christmas comes early with the arrival of the Origins Advent Calendar, which brings together 24 iconic essentials for face and body – including its #1 anti-ageing Plantscription Multi-Powered Youth Serum, radiance-boosting GinZing Serum, Checks and Balances Frothy Face Wash and Ginger Souffle Whipped Body Cream. Perfectly sized to take on your hols too!

RRP: £99 (worth £164)

Get it: origins.co.uk

Winter weather plays havoc with our skin, but Aveda has just the thing; a Cherry Almond Softening Body Care Trio

The set will smooth things over with its hand & body wash, body lotion and hand relief moisturizing crème. Know someone who is feeling a bit ‘rough’? This is the perfect thing to pop in their seasonal stocking.

RRP: £35 (worth £50)

Get it: aveda.co.uk or Harrods Beauty in centre:mk

Holland& Barrett has 25 days of conscious natural beauty products together with home accessories including a candle and essential oils in its Advent Calendar

Favourites from H&Bs own brands Pip & Pod and VitaSkin sit alongside big names including Dr Organic, Q&A, Evolve and many more, and everything in the calendar is vegan.

RRP: £55 (worth nearly £200)

Get it: At branches in centre:mk and Grosvenor Centre, Northampton

Bumble and Bumble’s new All About Repair set will work from the cortex to the cuticle. It’s a powerhouse collection of a gift with everything necessary to build new bonds, and soften and shine.

Suitable for all hair types, it comes with a shampoo, conditioner, treatment and styling cream.

Helping to banish hairy-scary in favour of lovely locks.

RRP: £54

Get it: bumbleandbumble.co.uk

Sisley’s signature scent Eau du Soir has received a swish new limited edition packaging for Christmas, and this time the brand called upon French-American artist Sydney Albertini to decorate its beautiful bottle.

Sydney has drawn inspiration from her series of charcoal drawings of abstract figures and faces, with the theme ‘reveal more by hiding.’

It’s a simply beautiful collaboration –a fine melding of art and fragrance.

RRP: £205

Get it: sisley-paris.com or Harrods Beauty in centre:mk

Sisley’s Black Rose Duo Coffret Set unites the Skin Infusion Cream, Eye Contour Fluid and Beautifying Emulsion, to help restore the elasticity of more youthful skin, while intensively moisturising.

Giving the gift of salon sorted skin is easy with sensational Sisley, and don’t forget the lips! Sisley’s Nutritive Lip Balm offers a sensory protective film, and light notes of almond will scent the lips.

‘Weather’ rain or shine, Sisley will keep you looking fine.

RRP: £239 (coffret set) £59 (Nutritive lip balm)

Get it: sisley-paris.com or Harrods Beauty in centre:mk

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Excess body hair can occur for many reasons and if it does, can make you miserable. Julie La Vallin, of Complete Skin offers a pain free and long-term treatment that promises to end the misery for many.

The relentless pressure on all of us to conform to impossible grooming standards can often make us reject any invading thoughts about treatments which can make a huge difference to lives.

Intense Pulsed Light, IPL, a pain free, long term hair removal treatment can transform the lives of women and men who have an issue with hair growth.

For some women it could a symptom of polycystic ovary syndrome, PCOS. Other women may be seeing changes as they enter the peri-menopause stage or menopause with extreme hormone changes resulting in excess facial and body hair.

Julie La Vallin, of Complete Skin, based in Fenny Stratford, Milton Keynes, said: “Lucky us! Unlike so many other symptoms of the menopause that women have to contend with, excessive hair is at least something that can be easily dealt with swiftly and discreetly.”

Men are also seeing the benefits of hair removal treatments with growing demand

for the salon’s bespoke services.

“There has been a welcome shift in the world of male grooming during recent years and IPL hair removal is incredibly popular amongst men whether it’s to deal with a hirsute back, achieve smooth legs for serious cyclists or a complete top to toe removal. We welcome all to our discreet clinic.

“You don’t have to be suffering to undertake IPL hair removal. A wish to make a positive change to your life is a personal decision. It is for each client to make under any circumstances whether they are cultural, aesthetic, sporting or simply personal preference.

“At Complete Skin we are here for the individual not the herd. IPL offers pain-free, long-term hair removal for us all and a genuine freedom for many. You can be sure of the absolute best results available in the market today. At Complete Skin we use state-of-the-art technology with the industry leading Z-light laser machine.

“Put your trust in the team at Complete Skin. We have you uncovered.”

Intense Pulsed Light, IPL, a pain free, long term hair removal treatment can transform the lives of women and men who have an issue with hair growth.

By Cindy LGH @CindyLGH

Get the Woolies

Brrr! Brisk, isn’t it! In fact, it’s been time we cover up and reach for our favourite Winter coats and jumpers.

But, per the catwalks for AW22 (spied along with full body snoods at Max Mara and knitted tutus at Paco Rabbane), a second skin should be flaunted now too, in the form of leather - a huge trend for this season.

There were leathery, sculptural dresses at Alexander McQueen, navy trench coats at Miu Miu, thigh high boots and leather dungarees at Isobel Marant, and asymmetrical leather corsets at Fendi Apparently, whatever you can find in the fabric, works.

To wear it, try a head-to-toe leather look a la the models at

standout accessories like the rubbery bucket hats worn at Versace. Your warmest (yet super-coolest) outfit will be inspired by the buttery-leather-andcolourful-knit combos seen at Chloe, or the quirky looks at Nanushka, where leather blazers were tucked inside maxi wrap skirts.

Just before you decide to replace them with something new, do consider: cleaning up your old leathers (those bags, gloves, aviators and biker jackets always look better with age) and getting the woolies you already own out from the back of your wardrobe. You’ll surely feel all warm and fuzzy inside, having saved yourself some money and having done your bit to help save the planet from yet more

Ho Ho Ho Christmas scented candle £14.50 zestylemons.co.uk

Antique buchanan merino throw £89

Raspberry vodka £10 (250ml bottle), £20 (500ml) thefruityfarmer.co.uk

Personalised dog parent mug £15 bit.ly/dogmugpulse

Pet one piece red matching pyjama set £19 mychristmaspyjamas.co.uk

Gisela Graham robin and berries glass tealight

Set of two leopard print cocktail glasses £29.99 housetohaven.co.uk

Personalised poppy meadow mini oundle bag £47 sophieallport.com

Dead Sea minerals clay mask £12.95 shaloahskincare.co.uk

Concrete wine cooler £19.99 housetohaven.co.uk

Lapis Baroque earrings £109 loftanddaughter.com

Personalised hot water bottle £25 sundaysdaughter.com

Silver mini Madrid studs £22 oneandeight.co.uk

Kent honey gift set £10.50 urbee.co.uk

Kids’ Christmas jumper made from recycled bottles £25 nhmshop.co.uk

Socks that save bees - bamboo socks £9.50 goodthingsgifts.co.uk

Men’s grey canvas and leather wash bag £19.99 housetohaven.co.uk

Spicy

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Maaya Indian Kitchen and Bar is an independent restaurant situated in the contemporary Hub area of Central Milton Keynes. Refurbished earlier on this year, Maaya is a super modern and award-winning Indian eatery which still maintains its passion for traditional fare. The surroundings, without a doubt, are magnificent; the walls are covered in artistically handpainted murals with an interior design focus on India’s native bird and each and every table is beautifully laid.

Festive spice

with a modern twist

Maaya’s philosophy is simple: to convey their passion for Indian cuisine and their desire to evolve modern flavours through deep-seated traditions.

On arrival at an incredibly busy Maaya (considering it was a Thursday night of no particular importance in October) we were greeted with a smile by the friendly service staff and shown to our table. As two huge Christmas fans, we were over the moon to see that our booth was festively decorated ready for our dining experience. We wanted to get into the Christmas spirit so decided to order some drinks before indulging. Maaya’s bar is home to some of my favourite cocktails available anywhere in the Hub but, if you’re not a cocktail fan, they also offer an extensive range of hand-picked wines. We went for two premium cocktails priced at £9.95 each: The sweet-withcaramel Bombay Star Martini and, my personal favourite, Apple Pie on the Rocks – a delicious blend of warming cinnamon whisky, vanilla vodka, apple juice and cinnamon.

Now on to the food on offer this Christmas time: for the whole month of December, Maaya will be serving the option of three different set menus, priced at £24.50 (for two courses,) £29.50 (for three courses) and £34.50 (for three courses plus after dinner drinks). Each works on an ‘eat as much as you can’ basis and are ideal for parties of four or more diners – perhaps particularly perfect for groups of friends, families or work colleagues this festive season. Various sharing

dishes are served on the table (for guests to help themselves to) and each of the main courses are able to be replenished without any additional cost. Maaya make it abundantly clear they are able to cater for alternative dietary requirements (such as allergies and food preferences) and they also have a plethora of vegetarian and vegan options. I spoke to the waiter about my nut allergy and any possible changes to the Festive Menu; he instantly assured me that the chefs would be made aware and adapt the menu as necessary which set my mind at rest and allowed me to settle straight into our evening.

We were eating off ‘Festive Menu B,’ priced at £29.50 – although we did have a few alterations made due to my allergy. First up were the appetisers – poppadoms and a trio of relishes –which went down an absolute treat as we polished off our warming cocktails and pulled our Christmas crackers. What better way to start a meal than donning a gold crown, sharing a few jokes and guessing charades! Next up were the selection of sharing starters, all served with a pouring jug of sweet mint yoghurt and salad: Achaari Chicken Tikka – bite-sized and incredibly tasty morsels of tandoorroasted chicken marinated in piquant spices; Gilafi Seekh – a succulent and spiced skewer of minced lamb, chopped onion and bell peppers grilled (to perfection!) in the tandoor; Paneer Tikka – crispy grilled cubes of Indian cottage cheese topped with sweet

slices of bell pepper and finally, Britain’s beloved snack; Onion Bhajee – a crispy onion mesh fritter in gram-flour batter.

At this point we were already feeling pretty content with the volume of food we’d eaten but it just kept coming! The mains, served sharing style (accompanied by saffron pilau and garlic naans,) were all incredibly flavoursome. On the table, we had: Chicken Tikka Masala (which was Harriet’s favourite, but a little sweet for me) – chicken tikka pieces simmered to perfection in a tomato and cream-based, brown onion gravy; my favourite, Garlic Chilli Chicken; chicken chunks cooked with a slightly sweetened chilli sauce, black pepper, and an abundance of garlic; Kosha Mangsho – slow-cooked lamb with caramelised onions and tempered spices in mustard oil and two vegetarian dishes; Saag Aloo – cubed new potatoes with spinach, fresh fenugreek and spring onions and, finally; Chana Masala – a North Indian dish of roasted chickpeas and coriander.

We were both offered desserts – either Gulab Jamun (fried doughballs soaked in sugar syrup) or their Cheesecake of the Day – but we were physically unable to eat another thing! In fact, we ended up taking home a fairly sizeable doggy bag which made for an incredible Friday morning breakfast.

My advice? Head to Maaya for their festive feast with a BIG appetite – and pace yourself! Lesson learnt!

Book at: maayamiltonkeynes.com or call: 01908 242665

> If you would like your restaurant reviewed get in touch mkpulse@pulsegroupmedia.co.uk Follow Emma on Instagram: @emmaroseeats

One to try - Maaya's Apple Pie on the Rocks

Go prepared for a feast when you dine at Maaya

teacher

A take on a classic spanakopita

METHOD

1. Pre-heat your oven at 180°C / Gas Mark 4. In a large pan, heat 2 tbsp of olive oil and add the shallot to soften, followed by the crushed garlic, still with the peel. This will allow for the garlic not to be too strong in flavour. Add the squash, season to taste and let cook until soft. Add the chilli flakes if using and flavour for about 1 minute or two. Place the mix in a bowl and set aside. Remove the garlic.

2. In the same pan, add another tbsp of olive oil and cook your mushrooms. Quickly stir-fry these and place them in the same bowl with the butternut squash.

3. Blanch your spinach lightly and squeeze the excess water through a sieve and muslin. TIP: use freshly boiled kettle water and pour over the spinach.

4. To assemble the bake: Line a 15cm tin with parchment paper and start layering the filo pastry sheets alternating butter in between the layers. Make sure you leave one sheet aside for the top and let the pastry overhang.

5. Completed the layers, sprinkle 2 tbsp of breadcrumbs at the bottom and start layering the filling starting with the butternut and mushrooms mix, spinach and half of the cheese crumbled. Repeat a second time. The quantities are enough for two layers.

6. Fold the filo pastry over and cover with the remaining sheet that was left aside. Brush with the remaining butter and bake until golden brown and crispy.

DINE IN WITH US

All-inclusive living at the Hawthorns retirement communities means you can relax and enjoy restaurant-quality meals in sociable dining rooms with no need to venture out for shopping or do the washing up.

Chefs use a thoughtful approach to develop nutritional and delicious menus, offering choices at every meal to suit all tastes and dietary requirements.

Do electric cars need servicing and MOT?

We know that investing in the driving experience of tomorrow with an electric car is an exciting moment. That’s why Bells Kia are here to ensure you maximise your vehicle’s performance with comprehensive electric car servicing.

According to 2022 statistics from the UK Government’s Department for Transport, more than 250,000 electric vehicles now use UK roads. There has also been a 77% increase in sales of plug-in vehicles since 2020.

These official government statistics reinforce just how important it is for us to continue to support our growing Kia EV family with expert guidance on servicing. In this article, we’ll teach you about electric car servicing and show you how regular maintenance can improve your EV’s economy, maximise its long-term efficiencies and provide even more sustainable driving.

The big question: Do you need to service an electric car?

One of the most important things for our Kia EV owners to know is that their electric cars need to be regularly serviced. Just like regular petrol and diesel cars, a thorough examination of your electric vehicle’s health and general condition is crucial for driving efficiency and safety.

By regularly servicing your electric car, you can enjoy a range of benefits, including:

Improved driver safety

Ensuring continued monitoring of battery health

Optimum vehicle economy

Software updates and product enhancements applied

Longer stability of vehicle value

Increased lifespan of vehicle components such as brakes

Increasing the longevity of your vehicle and its parts also decreases its overall impact on the environment. At Kia, this is just as important to us as it is to our EV owners.

What servicing does an electric car need?

The process of servicing your electric car will be broadly the same as servicing any petrol or diesel vehicle. The only real difference in electric vehicle servicing is the specific parts that we’re examining.

A standard petrol or diesel car runs on a combustion engine, while an electric car uses an electric motor and battery. A combustion engine has hundreds of individual moving parts, all of which need to be maintained for peak vehicle performance. An EV motor, meanwhile, has fewer parts to be checked during a service.

Put simply, getting your electric car serviced is less likely to result in expensive repairs or replacements. During a service, an electric car has multiple components of a regular car that need to be checked, including: Brakes, Lights, Steering, Suspension, Wheels, Tyres, Air Conditioning, Software systems

At Kia, we also like to ensure that your vehicle’s electric components are also thoroughly examined, such as:

• Electric motor

• Battery (many batteries have cooling systems which need maintenance)

• High voltage cabling and charging systems

Comprised mostly of stationary parts, your EV motor will not usually require much servicing. Your EV battery will undergo a health check, including an inspection of battery fluid quantity and condition. The high voltage cabling and systems, meanwhile, will require a visual examination.

This ensures the protective outer layer of the cable or its connectors haven’t been damaged by road wear.

Electric vehicles typically require a full maintenance service every other year, but the state of your EV’s battery health should be checked regularly. The Battery Health Report one of the key benefits of our Kia e-Care service. It highlights the state of your battery’s performance and notifies you of any effects it may have on your vehicle’s range and overall efficiency.

This is extremely important because when it comes to EVs, your battery performance and health is the key to everything. Which is why we care so much about maintaining it.

How much does an electric car service cost?

A typical Kia e-Care three-year service plan starts at £389 for an EV6 and £329 for the all-new Niro EV. This is a significantly lower cost compared to servicing a petrol-based HEV and PHEV, which costs between £529 and £599. It’s also much more affordable to service an EV6 or Niro EV compared to a petrol or diesel Kia Sportage, which has a three-year service plan starting from £550.

When it comes to the health and condition of your electric vehicle, there’s no room for neglect. Once considered the future of sustainable driving, electric cars are now very much the present. This is reflected in the improved ease, accessibility and reduced cost of electric car servicing and MOT.

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Electric cars still need regular servicing every year and an MOT every year once they are 3 years old

DIGGING DEEP Plants making history

The colourful wreath that adorned Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II’s coffin as it journeyed to Westminster Abbey was an expectedly beautiful arrangement, and as poignant as it was perfect.

‘At The King’s request, the wreath contains foliage of Rosemary, English Oak and Myrtle (cut from a plant grown from Myrtle in The Queen’s wedding bouquet) and flowers, in shades of gold, pink and deep burgundy, with touches of white, cut from the gardens of Royal Residences,’ explained a tweet from the official account of the Royal family.

Common myrtle is a medium-sized evergreen shrub native to the Mediterranean which produces delicate, small white flowers.

Myrtle’s history with the royal family dates back to Queen Victoria’s time, but contrary to common belief, Victoria’s wedding bouquet was given over to snowdrops, not myrtle.

Myrtle debuted at the wedding of her eldest child, Princess Victoria, and has been present at every royal wedding since.

As mentioned, the myrtle which featured on HRH’s wreath was reported to have grown from the same plant that provided a sprig for her wedding bouquet in 1947.

It is believed that Sir Walter Raleigh returned from Spain with the plant in the 1600s, but it could well have been rooted here even earlier.

By the 17th century it was certainly a favourite of the aristocracy and a popular addition to perfectly landscaped gardens, or inhabiting an orangery.

If you want to introduce myrtle to your garden, you will be pleased to learn that it’s an easy grower, needing little support. It prefers moist, but well-drained soil. A sheltered place is best, and like many of us, it is a fan of sunny climes.

Great for courtyard and cottage gardens alike, it thrives just as well in borders and beds and in containers.

The majestic English oak is one of Britain’s most iconic, largest and most easily identifiable of all our trees, and our national tree represents strength and endurance.

It is entwined in history too, and has its own royal story; King Charles escaped the Roundheads by hiding in an oak tree before escaping to exile.

The tree was often the setting for marriages, with couples choosing to tie the knot under ancient oaks during the 1700s.

Oaks are home to 100s of species of insects, which in turn feed birds with invaluable food sources.

Its gorgeous green fruits (acorns) ripen before freeing themselves from their ‘hats’ (capule). Some will become the next generation of mighty oaks, but the vast majority will serve as dinner to all manner of mammals that will feast on them – squirrels, badgers and deer all use them as an important food source.

Much like the Queen faultlessly served her country, this magnificent tree serves the countryside.

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Rosemary was also used in the royal wreath, doubtless for its important symbolism with remembrance.

The familiar needle-like leaves of this popular herb can be taken all year round, but enjoy the new summer growth for the tastiest flavour. Use fresh, or freeze for later.

The wonderfully fragrant shrub is an ace at surviving in dry conditions, and stands up well in cool conditions. If you plan on growing your own, you need to plant between March and May and enjoy it in cuisine for years to come – if looked after, a plant will serve you for more than a decade.

How does your garden grow?

Only the hardiest of gardeners relish the thought of working outside in November, so why not do some gardening indoors?

This is the best month to plant tulips, so try planting some in a pot indoors, for a lovely show in spring. I don’t mean the tall ones that sometimes become floppy, but the species tulips which are shorter and come in a variety of colours and forms. There are so many to choose from, and they can be as short as 6” (15cm).

‘Prepared’ indoor hyacinths can be planted now too, but need to spend about eight weeks in a cool, dark, place until the flower buds show, before bringing them out into the light.

I enjoy having a few colourful houseplants. My Streptocarpus Matilda (pictured), flowers for many months. It thrives on a north or eastfacing windowsill.

There are also many with colourful foliage. Try Oxalis Triangularis with its deep purple leaves that close at night, Tradescantiagreen and white leaves with purple undersides, or Aglaonemas Pink Star with pink leaves with green edges.

Now, I am no expert on houseplants, but if you would like to spend an evening with an expert, why not come to Bletchley Garden Club’s November 8th meeting at the Freeman Memorial Methodist Church Hall on Buckingham Road? Jane Perrone, a journalist specialising in gardening, is presenting Houseplants and their Care She regularly writes for magazines including Gardens Illustrated and The Guardian. Details at bletchleygardenclub.org

Jan Taylor, Chair, Bletchley Garden Club

> Bletchley Garden Club (BGC) meet each month. New members welcome.

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Award-winning team reflect on their success

This year T&K Home Improvements are proud to announce that they have been shortlisted in the finals for the G-Awards throughout three categories: the new Rising Star Award; Training and Development Initiative of the Year; and the Showcase, Fabricator of the Year category.

The G Awards have made a strong impression on the industry as the place to recognise and honour achievements in the glass and glazing sector. The purpose of the event is to honour the most innovative businesses with exceptional performance and ideas in the UK fenestration sector.

T&K decided to enter the G-Awards 2022 after winning Fabricator of the Year last year on the strength of operational efficiencies of up to 15 per cent. This helped them to meet their commitment to freeze costs for six months starting in February this year.

Ryan Johnson, managing director, said: “We are delighted to have made the Fabricator of the Year shortlist for the second time in two years and will clearly be keeping our fingers – and everything else – crossed, that we can repeat last year’s performance and come away with the award for a second time.

“It is a fiercely contested category with some great fabrication businesses shortlisted in it, so all we can do is do our best and see how it goes on the night. Either way, we’re pleased to have made the cut and delighted that the hard work of the team and our commitment to our customers has been recognised.

“Being noticed for all our hard work and forward-thinking movements we are consistently working towards is a wonderful achievement, especially against other highly qualifying competitions. If we can repeat last year’s performance and win Fabricator of the Year for the second consecutive year it will highlight that we take pride in what we do and are focused on improving industry standards.”

The Fabricator of the Year submission has highlighted the company’s smart complaints development. This new digital process streamlines customer complaints, returns and re-ordering actions. In addition to this,

the quality road-mapping programme includes weekly reviews for T&K Home Improvements

in the retail sector. Not to mention, sourcing energy through their own solar panels. T&K Home Improvements are committed to driving their sustainability agenda, which is why they have upgraded their fleet to new loweremission engines.

Dawid Hajduk has been shortlisted in the Rising Star category. Now Operations Support Leader, he joined T&K Home Improvements straight from school as an operations apprentice. Three years on, and three promotions, later, he was nominated after picking up significant additional responsibility and performing a vital role in the planning and scheduling team during COVID-19 disruption. This included single handily managing Kolorplas’s bespoke paint spraying service, including processing orders, stock control and line management responsibilities – when he was still only 18 years old!

“We are a big and complex business. If you step back and you look at what we make every day, the majority of products that we make are bespoke, no two frames the same – it is incredible.” said Ryan.

“Planning that, scheduling production so that products get made but also are manufactured as efficiently as possible and on time, with

multiple competing demands, it is almost a miracle every day.

“It is the product of a great team in the factory but also testimony to our planning, the systems we have and those that we’re developing – and Dawid plays a massive part in all of that,” he concluded.

T&K Home Improvements are excited about the announcement of the winner of this prestigious award and, regardless of the outcome, will continue to serve excellence and strive towards bettering the business being highlighted by the advanced movements they are taking.

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Dawid Hajduk has been shortlisted in the Rising Star category

MK:U campaign continues and Starship competition winner announced

The pandemic and Russia’s war on Ukraine have helped to cause a global increase in the cost of living and I know this is worrying many of my constituents. I want to reassure you the government is committed to supporting the most vulnerable households as we approach the winter months. Those most in need will receive at least £1,200 in direct support from the government this year, with those on certain benefits receiving the £650 targeted payment, the £400 energy bills discount and payments to pensioner households and individuals receiving disability benefits. The government has also capped the rate you pay for each unit of energy to prevent a large increase in energy bills over the winter period.

I know small and medium-sized businesses across my constituency are also concerned and I want to thank local blogger Sophie Etc. for getting in touch to arrange a business round table so I could understand I could understand the specific issues impacting our local businesses. I have been feeding this back into government.

If you want to find out more about the Cost Of Living support available from the government please visit this website: helpforhouseholds.campaign.gov.uk

Campaign For MK:U Continues In The House Of Commons

I continue to press ahead with the campaign to get boots on the ground for a brand new university campus in Milton Keynes.

MK:U is a fantastic project, led by Cranfield University, which can help us deliver the skills for the future for the jobs for the future. It is time Milton Keynes had our very own on-site fully fledged university and one focused on science, technology, engineering and mathematics is exactly what MK is all about. That’s why I raised the project with the Chief Secretary to the Treasury at Treasury Questions in the House of Commons recently.

Ever since I was elected back in 2019, I have been working hard to help deliver MK:U whether that’s been lobbying ministers in Westminster, working with MK:U’s CEO Professor Lynette Ryals, or working on a bid for funding through the government’s Levelling Up Fund. Previous ministers and Secretary of States I have spoken to about this have been overwhelmingly positive so I am hoping we can finally get the plan off paper and get a spade in the ground.

Starship Robot Competition Winner Announced!

Congratulations to Poppy Waterson from Giffard Park Primary School who has been crowned the winner of the Design A Robot competition in partnership between the Milton Keynes MPs and Starship Technologies. The competition asked children to draw their new robot inventions and describe what modern challenge or problem their robot invention will solve. We had so many incredible entries from children all across the city and I know the judges at Starship found it very difficult to choose a winner.

Poppy’s design has now been printed on a Starship robot which will be out delivering to people all across the city. It was lovely to join Starship and present Poppy with the robot at a school assembly and see how excited all of her classmates were for her. Well done Poppy!

Over the last month…

I also have been fighting to protect bus services in Milton Keynes and arranged an urgent meeting with Stagecoach to discuss the future of the 41 route;

I was delighted the government is now reversing the increase in National Insurance. I voted against the initial rise as I believe we should be letting workers keep more of the money they earn;

I had an update with Thames Valley Police and Crime Commissioner Matthew Barber on the latest crime statistics and continued discussions around tackling crime in Milton Keynes.

delivered

month door to door across Milton Keynes

Congratulations to Poppy Waterson from Giffard Park Primary School, pictured, who has been crowned the winner of the Design A Robot competition in partnership between the Milton Keynes MPs and Starship Technologies

Ben Everitt MP for Milton Keynes North

Maple Centre opens doors and a visit to The Woodside Café in Linford Wood

October has been another busy month for me in the constituency and it is a pleasure to share with you some of the highlights.

Maple Centre

I had the opportunity to have a tour of the new Maple Centre at Milton Keynes University Hospital before its planned opening on 31 October. It was brilliant to see the facilities now available to the doctors and nurses as they look after the residents of Milton Keynes. It will have 26 beds with more space and equipment for both patients and staff. The Maple Centre will be a real benefit to local residents as it delivers an integrated approach to same day emergency care. I want to put on record my thanks to the team at Milton Keynes University Hospital for making it all possible. Also, I am thankful for this Conservative Government providing £10 million in funding to make the Maple Centre possible.

The Woodside Café

Throughout the summer, along with Ben Everitt MP, I hosted the MK MPs’ Best Café Competition. The public voted for The Woodside Café in Linford Wood to be the best café. I was able to visit The Woodside Café with the Mayor of Milton Keynes, Cllr Amanda Marlow, to congratulate them on

their success and present them with a certificate acknowledging their achievement. If you have not yet been, I would encourage you to visit.

DS Smith

I also visited DS Smith in Snelshall, near Tattenhoe, to learn more about their business and their operation. They are helping businesses of different sizes to use recyclable materials in their packaging. This is done in a circular cycle that is normally completed within 14 days. It was great to learn of the 52, soon to be 72, people employed at the Milton Keynes site. I had a tour of their facilities including their package testing facility. This allows DS

Hate Crime Awareness Week

From 8 – 16 October it was National Hate Crime Awareness Week. On the Friday, I visited a stand at Westcroft District Centre to learn more about Hate Crime and spoke with a team from Milton Keynes City Council and Thames

Valley Police about how they are raising awareness of hate crime with residents. I am proud that the United Kingdom is built on the historic values of unity, inclusivity, tolerance and mutual respect. Hate crime, in all its forms, goes directly against these values and it is completely unacceptable that anyone in our society should live in fear of intimidation or violence. That is why I am committed to standing up for diversity and facing down discrimination wherever it is seen.

If you have a concern, question or invitation that you wish to share with me, please do get in touch on the contact details provided and I will endeavour to assist where I can.

CONTACT DETAILS: Tel: 01908 686830 Email: iain.stewart.mp@parliament.uk www.iainstewart.org.uk

Suite 102, Milton Keynes Business Centre, Foxhunter Drive, Linford Wood, Milton Keynes MK14 6GD

Smith to test different scenarios to ensure the packaging is protecting the goods inside.

Iain Stewart MP for Milton Keynes South

Iain with the Mayor of Milton Keynes Cllr Amanda Marlow presenting The Woodside Café with their certificate after winning the MP’s Best Café competition

Iain with Ben Everitt MP outside the Maple Centre at Milton Keynes University Hospital.

Increased cost of living Tips to help you through the cost-of-living crisis this winter

In last month’s column, I outlined some extra support that Milton Keynes City Council has put in place to help families through the cost of living crisis. Our Winter Plan includes a telephone helpline offering financial advice and assistance, an online voucher portal, and energy performance reviews.

Aside from accepting the City Council’s offer of support mentioned above, I also encourage those who are struggling to consider how else they can unlock extra money and resources through our tips below.

Check what you’re entitled to - up to seven million people in the UK are missing out on income-related benefits with £15bn of benefits going unclaimed every year.

You can visit www.milton-keynes.gov.uk/benefits to check if you’re eligible for Housing Benefits or a reduction in Council Tax.

In addition, visit www.gov.uk to check your eligibility for Universal Credit, Job Seekers’ Allowance, Pension Credit, and Tax Credits.

You should also check your bank account to make sure you’ve received national payments including the Winter Fuel Payment (up to £300 for people born on or before 26 September 1955), Cold Weather Payment (£25 payment for people on certain benefits every week of very cold weather between November and March), Warm Home Discount (£140 discount for some people who get Pension Credit or are on a low-income), and the £150 Disability Cost-of-Living Payment (if you’re entitled, you should’ve received it by the end of October).

Get help with childcare costs - many people are missing out on free childcare for children aged between two and four, or help with childcare costs if your child is under 16 (or under 17 and has a disability).

Carer’s Allowance - if you care for someone at least 35 hours a week, and they get certain benefits, you may be entitled to £69.70 in Carer’s Allowance.

Water bill discount - If you’re on a low income you could get a discount of up to 50% on your water bills by switching tariffs.

Talk to your energy supplier - many energy companies offer help schemes and you don’t always need to be their customer. Ask about being put on your suppliers’ Priority Services Register, a free energy support service if you are vulnerable.

To find out more information on the tips mentioned above, and find out further support available, visit www.milton-keynes.gov.uk/benefits/ cost-living-support to view a factsheet that has all of the tips in one place. It also lists local groups that offer help including emergency food parcels, discounts on food, and free domestic essentials.

CONTACT DETAILS: Tel: 01908 252442 Email: peter.marland@milton-keynes.gov.uk

Facebook: @mklabour

ADDRESS: c/o Milton Keynes Council, Civic Offices, 1 Saxon Gate East, Milton Keynes MK9 3EJ

Pete Marland Leader of Milton Keynes Council

There’s a bumper amount of good stuff in the Keynes in the coming month. Sammy Jones takes you through the gigs and releases to look out for...

Stray man Del is finally brought to book!

Stray will make their return to The Stables at Wavendon on November 11.

Never ones to short-change fans, this show will give you even more in exchange for your rock n’ roll dollar –and we’re all looking for a little extra during these lean times, aren’t we?

“We are the playing the whole show with no support act,” frontman Del Bromham said, and while the finer details have yet to be nailed down, Del promises you, “A trip down memory lane of songs stretching back to the first album and right up to date with some brand new songs from the as yet unreleased new album.

“We hope to play something old, something new, something borrowed and something blues,” he quipped to Pulse Music.

Del’s much anticipated autobiography, Rock And Roll Survivor is also set for release the

same day and Del will be signing copies at the gig – so remember to take your crinkly bits of paper along to exchange for a copy of that too.

Rock And Roll Survivor will be out through Wymer Publishing, and knowing Del like we do, it will be full of awesome anecdotes.

It’ll be the perfect Crimbo stocking filler for music fans everywhere.

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Tickets

Sabbath Jazzy Sabbath

If only Black Sabbath had jazzed up their music-making, then they would sound like this lot – seriously.

Jazz Sabbath play instrumental interpretations of the songs made famous by metal behemoths Osbourne, Iommi, Butler and Ward.

The trio say they ‘explore the boundaries between jazz and the songs that defined heavy metal,’ and there’s no arguing with that.

But if you’ve seen their documentary, you’ll know already that Jazz Sabbath say they formed in 1968 and are responsible for that gargantuan body of work that Brummie’s finest later found fame with. Could it be?!

Strangely, Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne have both utilised the talents of Adam Wakeman, and he is the one steering this music-making ship, going by his real name of Milton Keanes.

The pianist and composer told Pulse Music about three of the tracks that will definitely be on the setlist when Jazz Sabbath bring the goods to The Stables at Wavendon, on Thursday, November 24.

“We’re finally back out on the road, the first shows since 1969 playing our instrumental jazz classics like Iron Man, written about Derek the Ironing Man, Paranoid, the original nine minute version, and Changes, written about the frustration of all the loose change you end up with after travelling between separate countries.”

> Check more at jazzsabbath.net Tickets for the Milton Keynes show are available at stables.org

Del Bromham, pic: Lee Scriven

Jazz Sabbath

Solstice bring bright

times to dark months

When Solstice issued their sixth album Sia, in 2020, it changed plenty for the folk-neo prog collective – co-founder Andy Glass is the first to admit as much.

“Sia was the turning point for Solstice,” he said, “Singer Jess Holland walked into the studio and produced the key to unlock the potential I always knew was there.

“After 40 years the moment arrived – I saw what could be, and the value in every single year that led to that point,” he added.

Fans and critics agreed; the album was lovingly received by both. In 2021 they escaped the shackles of covid lockdowns and went live again, and those fans were there to greet them, with a series of lively, well attended shows serving as a nice precursor for some serious festival successes this summer.

“Sia has taken us from a band playing a few gigs a year to a summer packed with festivals, the opportunity to work and just be, with a group of people I love,” Andy said.

On November 6, Solstice follow-up Sia with Light Up, their seventh album.

The production of this new elpee was realised thanks to a Crowdfunding campaign which took just days to hit its target.

“With Light Up, there was no plan other than to harness the self-belief that’s grown with the success of Sia and the shows that followed. There’s a groundswell of joyous energy in and around the band and my hope is that Light Up will only help that feeling grow.”

Solstice are holding a mini-festival on home soil, at MK11 in Kiln Farm, on the day of release.

The nine-hour super session will begin at midday, and also features The Blackheart Orchestra (their new album Hotel Utopia is out now) and Ebony Buckle, who is herself now a member of Solstice.

Prog Magazine writer Martin Kielty will host a Q&A with the band and unleash his Boozer Cruiser alter-ego for a poetry performance.

“I’ve seen first-hand the positive energy that appears at every show Solstice play,” Martin said, “To actually hit the stage as part of their festival show is nothing less than some kind of magical circle completing, and I’m going to enjoy every minute of the day.”

Solstice drummer Peter Hemsley will also deliver a solo performance, and Composting, a garden jazz band, will take root to open the event, which is being held in support of Willen Hospice.

> Tickets for the Light Up Festival are on sale at £30. Tickets for the Q&A are an additional £5. Visit solsticeprog.uk to get mitts on tickets.

Solstice pics: Vincenzo Nicolello Photography

visit for Mondays man Shaun

Alittle reminder that Shaun Ryder will be in conversation at MK11 on November 20.

The rescheduled show follows the 2021 release of his second album Visits From Future Technology, and

is your chance to catch the Happy Mondays main man uncensored... isn’t he always?!

Read our exclusive interview on pages 18 to 20.

> To book tickets visit mk11kilnfarm.com

He could be wrong, he could be Wright

Tony Wright, frontman with Northern rock mob Terrorvision, has just released his new solo LP, The Anti Album. Now he’s out on a 19-date tour in support of the disc, which sees him swing by The Craufurd Arms on November 3.

The album has been described as the perfect manifestation of Tony’s ‘immutable wit, sadness, quiet anger and charm,’ and recent single Dreaming I’m In Love is a case in point.

“It’s a love song about someone who is only in love when they’re asleep and always wake up disappointed when they open their eyes and reality bites,” Tony said, “It’s open and honest and played extra simply with just a guitar and a vocal to try and lend that vulnerability to the subject in the song.

“As with most songs, I’m trying to tap into those emotions that we all know but some may feel too awkward to talk about,” he added.

Having done their business, so to speak, in Germany and Switzerland, Skinny Lister returns home with a live run to see out the year, and they are heading our way.

The shows, in support of their current release A Matter of Life & Love, will bring them back to The Craufurd Arms on November 24.

That release, which made its way into record collections late last year, has been described by the band as, ‘The distillation of everything that has seen the world fall for Skinny Lister’s charms. It swings from ska to rock, to folk-punk and traditional shanties over the course of

its 12 eclectic tracks and pulses with blood, sweat and cheers.’

The album is also the first that the band has mixed and produced by themselves.

Joining the Skinnies for this show will be Deux Furieuses who issue their new studio album, Songs From Planet Earth, this month.

This new 10 track slab of defiant punk/rock is their third full-length delivery. Deux Furieuses – vocalist and guitarist Ros Cairney and drummer Vas Antonaidou – say the release ‘touches on the maelstrom of socio-political issues that continue to dominate the UK, from widespread inequality to the ongoing outcomes of the pandemic to gender politics; while taking

Calls for a Ceilidh adventure

The Cock & Bull Band return to Milton Keynes Gallery this month – you can catch the collective when they deliver another ceilidh adventure live in The Sky Room on November 19.

The band, who took their name from two of the pubs in their hometown of Stony Stratford (you should know that much already), made friends early into their career for their unusual Anglo-French traditional tunes.

Indeed, first album All Buttoned Up made it to the top of the folk chart in the now defunct Melody Maker, back when that weekly paper was a bible for music fans.

As you might expect, line-ups have changed over the decades, and so too has the music technology enabling their sounds. Traditional instruments now work in sync with cutting edge technology – a MacBook now joins them on stage, creating their signature loops and grooves that fans expect.

One thing the band refuses to compromise on though, is their ability to tempt the ear, ‘while igniting the inner dancing spirit,’ as they deliver original tunes and rework traditional numbers, covering them in a unique groove that you will want to be a part of.

“Covid and the lockdowns forced us into hibernation, for whilst we were still making music, ceilidh dancing was seen as a super-spreader so all dances were off,” said Pete Lockwood, “So this year it has been fantastic to be back playing ceilidhs and festivals during the summer. There is an even greater intensity to our performances and also from the dancers recognising that we are finally back doing what at one time we thought was possibly lost for the foreseeable future.

“Playing our music is always a wonderful experience and it adds an extra dimension

unflinching aim at a government completely incompetent to deal with them.’

Tom Jenkins will open the show. His new album, It Comes in the Morning, It Hangs In The Evening Sky, will be released the day following this show.

He has already teased the album with single releases, including the most recent delivery Be There For You, which expertly blended country-tinged melodies with jangling indie-rock guitars.

Get set for a thunderous Thursday night at The Craufurd.

> Visit thecraufurdarms.com for tickets.

when you see a hall full of people dancing in such a responsive and enthusiastic way and lifts you to a higher level,” Pete added, “It’s so good to be back.”

> Barry Goodman will be the caller at the show, and tickets, at £10, are on sale now through mkgallery.org

Skinny Lister (above left), Tom Jenkins (above right) and Deux Furieuses (left) are at The Craufurd Arms on November 24

Terrorvision frontman Tony Wright

The Cock & Bull Band play in The Sky Room at MK Gallery on November 19

Pic: Drew Roxanne

by Jordan Adcock

Film Reviews

FILM OF THE MONTH - Star Rating: 3.5/5

Smiles aren’t always benign or positive, even in our (hopefully) nonhaunted world. In Smile, they’re an eerie mark of imminent suicide, in a straightforward, enjoyable horror film that’s not insulting and cheap for a change. It’s enough to put a smile on your face, if you’re not too creeped or grossed out while watching it!

Dr Rose Cotter (Sosie Bacon, daughter of Kevin) is a psychologist who witnesses a patient freak out before killing herself right in front of her – all while wearing a wicked, unnatural smile. Rose suddenly feels haunted everywhere she goes, not sure where her hallucinations end and reality begins, descending into madness as she discovers her horrible curse’s true nature – and she keeps seeing that smile…

That Smile isn’t exactly original, and there are some issues with the screenplay (Rose’s fiancé kind of disappears from the film and there are some logic questions with how the premise plays out), shouldn’t detract from the scares it executes well. Even as it’s perhaps longer than needed, it has lots of fun wrongfooting your expectations in all of its spooky scenes.

Sosie Bacon also capably performs Rose’s emotions and mental states as she slowly regresses from adult professional to returning to the childhood trauma that underpins her character and that the evil entity feeds on. In a film with lots of horrid violence, jump scares and where reality’s very slippery for her character, she keeps things genuinely disturbing instead of tacky or ironic. ✪

Viola Davis’ formidable onscreen presence is front and centre in The Woman King as Nansica, fierce leader of the Agojie, women warriors of the West African kingdom of Dahomey trying to cast off the Oyo Empire’s oppressive control. The main storyline is shown through Nawi (Thuso Mbedu), a spirited girl who joins the Agojie and whose past is linked to Nansica’s. It’s too long at over two hours, the cast in general isn’t all that well developed and there’s been controversy regarding how much the film glosses over Dahomey’s true involvement in the slave trade. Still, there’s plenty of full-on, if pretty frenetically filmed, violent action as the Agojie fight slavers and free their own people, plus Davis and Mbedu are undeniably compelling to watch throughout. ✪

After watching Don’t Worry Darling, it’s not surprising it’ll be remembered more for the behind-the-scenes drama between director Olivia Wilde and Shia LaBeouf, who was then replaced by Harry Styles. The film may be stylish enough as it evokes 1950’s Americana in a desert town project called Victory, where the men all go off to work, the women stay domestic and all is not as it seems. The story has lots of shock scenes but the effects are momentary rather than a building suspense or sinister feel; indeed, the film’s one direction is towards a thoroughly groan-inducing attempt to link the film to current social topics. Florence Pugh and Chris Pine’s acting talents keep the film together, while Styles’ physical performance convinces more than his line readings. ✪

Now streaming on Apple’s TV+ streaming service, Luck has the hallmarks of a classic Pixar film like Monsters, Inc.; where controlling everyone’s luck is just a job for leprechauns and a black cat, ac cidentally discovered by teenage orphan Sam, who’s desperate for some good luck in her life. But while Pixar’s best films combined ingenious concepts with clever worldbuilding and unforgettable characters, Luck spends so much screen time explaining how its magical luck contraptions work while having very little for its main characters to do in its very thin story. The film’s just more uninspired than unlucky, where even the animation feels lethargic compared to even usual fare and the messages are too obvious and clunkily told to resonate. ✪

“Based on a true story” isn’t so much stretched as nearly buried under the narrative that The Lost King is determined to have. Philippa Langley’s amateur efforts to locate the remains of King Richard III, which then became a full-blown archaeological project with the University of Leicester, are a remarkable real-life story and Sally Hawkins is of course very good portraying her. It’s therefore sad and a bit ironic to read detailed press reports that the filmmakers, even as it focuses on Richard III’s image being unfairly maligned, it’s apparently erased some of the actual female academics involved and portrays the male academics as lazy, snobbish and credit-stealing, falsely so compared to the real people, to tell a timely, “worthy” story of a lone amateur woman showing up the maledominated establishment.

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Ben Waters Band and The Eskimo Brothers Tuesday, November 1

Enjoy a celebration of early country, blues and rock n’ roll by two of the world’s greatest exponents of the genre, at The Stables in Wavendon.

Honky tonk: stables.org

Stories in Ink Tuesday, November 1 –Wednesday, November 30

Art exhibition by local creative Jens Brasier at The Three Hares Gallery, Cowper and Newton Museum, Olney, 11am-4.30pm Tues-Sat, free entry.

Making a splash: jensbrasier.com

Glyndebourne on tour Tuesday, November 1Saturday, November 5

Milton Keynes Theatre once again plays host to the Glyndebourne name who will deliver operas The Marriage of Figaro, La bohéme and Mozart’s Requiem in the coming days.

Trill-ing: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

Somali Heritage –a photographic exhibition Wednesday, November 2 –Wednesday, November 30

Milton Keynes Central Library Exhibition

Space is holding a month-long show of images from local photographer David Tunnicliffe, taken during the early 1980s. Snap happy: Open during usual library hours. Entry is free.

Tony Wright Thursday, November 3

Remember Terrorvision and their tales of Tequila? Frontman Tony Wright is returning to The Craufurd Arms with his solo show... but maybe with the odd doo-wop!

Perseverance: thecraufurdarms.com

Milton Keynes National Trust Association Thursday, November 3, 2-4pm

A lecture, ‘What Is Life Is Full of Care....’

The meeting will take place at the Oak Tree Centre, Wallinger Drive, Shenley Brook End. Questions? Email sue-davedee@talktalk.net

Loudest Indie Dance Anthems Friday, November 4, 8pm

Enjoy a mix of indie bangers and classic dance anthems all curated by Happy Mondays’ own Bez at The Picturedrome.

Step On: thepicturedrome.com

Parks and Run Sunday, November 6

Enjoy the sights of Willen Lake as part of a choice of 3, 5 or 10km run at The Parks Trust event, which is free to partake in. Trainers on, and ready to roll at 10am, so arrive a little earlier to sign in and catch the safety briefing. Jog on: theparkstrust.com

Level 42 Tuesday, November 8

Join Mark King and his band as they play through success after another, and incredible though it seems, they have already celebrated their fifth decade. Support comes from Mari Wilson. Lessons in ‘Live’: royalandderngate.co.uk

The Shufflepack Tuesday, November 8

A sextet delivering swinging R&B and shuffling blues – a taste of 1950s Chicago with a bit of 1940s here and there! Doorman Jon will open the evening when Bletchley Blues Club once again takes over BCC Bar and Restaurant in Queensway.

Blues to make you jump and shout: bletchleybluesclub.uk

Blues Jam Night Wednesday, November 9

Amps and backline will be provided, so roll up for some improvised enjoyment with your sticks, guitars, basses and mics. Doors at 6.30pm, a masterclass at 7pm and the jam will follow after. Show us what you can do: bletchleybluesclub.uk

Buckingham Canal Society Thursday, November 10

Help needed at nature reserve sites – a chance to get fit, improve the environment and make new friends.

Details: info@buckinghamcanal.org.uk

Stray Friday, November 11

Enjoy an evening with Del Bromham and his band Stray, when the stalwart rockers play for the home crowd at The Stables in Wavendon. Expect a night of hard rockin’ and a sprinkling of good humour. All in Your Mind: stables.org

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Don’t miss the exhibition of Somali heritage by photographer David Tunnicliffe at Milton Keynes Central Library

Craig Charles Friday, November 11

Join Craig as he presents his Funk and Soul Club, live at Unit Nine in Old Wolverton. The weekend starts here! Soul-ed out: unitninemk.com

Wolverton Gilbert and Sullivan Society –Transport of Delights Friday, November 11 & Saturday, November 12

WG&SS are back in play with a show bursting with novelty acts and famous music hall songs. Wolverton Light Orchestra will join them for the performances at Stantonbury Theatre. Victorian times: wolvertongands.co.uk

Stories in Ink shows off the creative work of local artist Jens Brasier at The Three Hares Gallery

Jamali Maddix – King Crud Saturday, November 12, 8pm

Jamali visits Northampton’s Royal with a new show tackling more home truths and universal issues.

King of laughs: royalandderngate.co.uk

Introduction to Bushcraft –Coppicing & Whittling Saturday, November 12, 10.30am-12.30pm

A Parks Trust event being hosted at Elfield Nature Reserve. You will harvest the wood, learn about seating positions and how to hold your material for the best technique, before making items you can take away with you.

Tree-mendous: theparkstrust.com

Vegan Food & Cruelty Free Fair Sunday, November 13, midday – 4pm

Enjoy free samples, a meal at the cafe, information stalls, merchandise, lots of ethical shopping, grassroots campaigns and more.

Raising funds for Animals in Need – and you’ll get the chance to meet some of the residents from the sanctuary at Pine Tree Farm in Little Irchester.

All animals are equal: animals-in-need.org or call 01933 278080

Australian Pink Floyd Sunday, November 13

Since giving its first ever concert in Adelaide, back in 1988, they have sold more than four million tickets worldwide and they were the first tribute show that took the concept into the worldwide arena circuit.

Animals: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

Buckingham Canal Society Sunday, November 13

Help needed at nature reserve sites – a chance to get fit, improve the environment and make new friends.

Details: info@buckinghamcanal.org.uk

Armistice Day Friday, November 11, 10.45am-11.15am

Everyone is welcome for the annual service at the Milton Keynes Rose for Armistice Day, which commemorates the end of the First World War. A wreath laying will follow a short service and silence. Never forgotten: theparkstrust.com

The Comedy Cow Saturday, November 12, 8pm

Get the funnies with MC Paul Revil, Nathan Caton and Kate Martin at MK:The Venue, Walnut Tree, Milton Keynes Have you heard the one about? thecomedycow.co.uk

A talk - Voyage Along River Danube Thursday, November 17

A social evening with the Inland Waterways Association, Bletchley

Conservative Club, 102 Queensway, MK2 2DN, everyone welcome.

Girl from the North Country Tuesday, November 15 –Saturday, November 19

The songs of Bob Dylan, boldly reimagined in this heartbreaking and universal story about family and love, from the pen of Conor McPherson.

Like a Rolling Stone: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

November Highlights

Blazin’ Fiddles Tuesday 15 November, 8pm

Multiple winners of Scotland’s Folk Band of the Year, Blazin’ Fiddles have long been one of country’s foremost and most popular folk groups.

Dr Feelgood Thursday 17 November, 8pm

Formed in the 1970s, Dr. Feelgood remain one of the most popular and exciting live rhythm and blues acts in the world.

Elvis (12A) Monday 21 November, 8pm Baz Luhrmann’s film explores the life and music of Elvis Presley (Austin Butler), seen through the prism of his complicated relationship with his enigmatic manager, Colonel Tom Parker (Tom Hanks).

Mary Gauthier

Tuesday 22 November, 8pm

Over the course of eight studio albums, Mary Gauthier has firmly planted herself as a truth teller, a songwriter unafraid to dive into the emotional core of her chosen subject. Her poignant songs move people deeply and often evoke an emotive response.

The Real Thing Friday 25 November, 8pm

The Real Thing, with original vocalists Chris Amoo and Dave Smith and a live five-piece band, are on tour promoting their first new album of original material in 44 years, A Brand New Day

The Stables, Wavendon Milton Keynes MK17 8LU Box office: 01908 280800 stables.org

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The Tiger Who Came to Tea Thursday, November 17 –Saturday, November 19

Based on the famous book by Judith Kerr, this musical play arrives at Milton Keynes Theatre direct from a smash-hit West End season. Roar-some: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

Alzheimer’s Society Singing for the Brain® Monday, November 14, 2-3.45pm

Using singing to bring people with dementia together in a friendly and stimulating way, at the Heron’s Lodge Guide Centre, Great Holm. Contact in advance of attending: 01908 232612 or chelsea.gadd@alzheimers.org.uk

Inner Wheel Newport Pagnell Tuesday, November 15, 2pm Meeting at The Olney Centre, with a speaker from the Newport Pagnell Fire Service. Following the talk there will be the opportunity to buy Christmas gifts and enjoy refreshments.

Discover more about the Inner Wheel: Call 01908 217356 or email innerwheelnewportpagnell@gmail.com

MK Western Front Association Friday, November 18, 7.30pm – 9.30pm

Talk – ‘The Welsh Walter Mitty’ by Marietta Crichton Stuart, who talks about Percy Shuttlewood, who served in her grandfather’s battalion during the Great War who she describes as the ‘Welsh Walter Mitty’. Find out about this amazing story from WW1. All welcome.

Wolverton Workingman’s Social Club at 49-50 Stratford Road, Wolverton, MK12 5LS.

An Evening with Shaun Ryder Sunday, November 20, 7pm

Get the inside view into the life of one of music’s most memorable frontmen. Happy Mondays main man Shaun is quite the raconteur – you’ll be in for a treat!

Hallelujah: mk11kilnfarm.com

Sister Act Monday, November 21 –Saturday, November 26

A heavenly musical which will be joyous and uplifting in equal measure – and it features the star of MK’s 2022 pantomime, Lesley Joseph. Answer to your prayers: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

Long Road Home Tuesday, November 22

A new live act featuring members of the Steve Summers band and Storm Warning, both of whom have previously played the Bletchley Blues Club – where this gig will be taking place.

Roots firmly in the blues and rock genre, but with jazz elements included. The Mojo Mules will support. Still got the blues: bletchleybluesclub.uk

Ageing Well Talks –Home Instead Milton Keynes

Home Instead Milton Keynes will be hosting a series of talks on Ageing Well by Jitka Vseteckova phD, D.Prof. SFHEA from the Open University (Faculty of Wellbeing, Education and Language Studies). The talks are to be held at Global House, Vincent Avenue, Crownhill, Milton Keynes MK8 0AB at 11am and are approximately an hour long (plus time at the end to ask questions). There will be a different topic each month:

22nd November 2022Pharmacotherapy While Ageing

13th December 2022Move It and Breathe

10th January 2023 - Standing Tall

The talks are FREE and are available to everyone – care staff, charities, clubs and societies, and anyone who is interested in this subject and feel that they can gain from the information.

Ample car parking available and refreshments will be provided.

Tickets can be booked via Eventbrite: www.eventbrite.com/e/ageing-welltalks-home-instead-milton-keynes-6sessions-tickets-321267970147

For more information, please email sarah.freshwater@homeinstead.co.uk or call 01908 774333 www.homeinstead.co.uk/miltonkeynes

My Vagina’s Priceless Thursday, November 24

Comedian Rosie Sings impressed at this year’s Fringe Festival, and now the MK lady returns for a hometown show at The Stables, promising hysterically honest tales and stunning vocals in her musical comedy.

Support your own: stables.org

Skinny Lister Thursday, November 24

Not your average, modern day, gentrified folk group, which of course means that the show this London-based band will put on will be special too – catch them at Wolverton’s Craufurd Arms.

Folkin’ fun: thecraufurdarms.com

Habib Koité & Bamada Sunday, November 27

Habib’s career has spanned four decades and brought him international recognition, with fans including Bonnie Raitt, Jackson Browne and Eric Bibb.

An enduring fascination with Mali’s rich musical traditions is central to his continued success.

Ticket: stables.org

Alzheimer’s Society Singing for the Brain® Monday, November 28, 2-3.45pm

Jazz Sabbath Thursday, November 24

A UK jazz trio who deliver instrumental jazz interpretations of Black Sabbath songs. Pianist Adam Wakeman leads the band –and he knows a thing or two, having been a part of both Sabbath, and Ozzy’s solo band.

Paranoid: stables.org

Buckingham Canal Society Thursday, November 24

Help needed at nature reserve sites – a chance to get fit, improve the environment and make new friends.

Details: info@buckinghamcanal.org.uk

Using singing to bring people with dementia together in a friendly and stimulating way, at the Heron’s Lodge Guide Centre, Great Holm. Contact in advance of attending: 01908 232612 or chelsea.gadd@alzheimers.org.uk

Six Tuesday, November 29 –Saturday, December 3

From Tudor Queens to Pop Princesses, this musical gives a voice to the six wives of Henry VIII to tell their own stories, in a decidedly modern manner! Divorced. Beheaded. LIVE!: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

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Habib Koité & Bamada perform at The Stables on November 27

A truly roar-some month

is leaping out of the pages and onto the stage at MK Theatre (Nov 17-19) for a family show bursting with magic, sing-along songs and clumsy chaos. It’ll be roar-some!

It’s autumn, which means only one thing for Sussex’s Glyndebourne – the opera house is heading out on tour again.

They have three works for you at the start of the month; The Marriage of Figaro (Nov 1 & 4), La bohéme (Nov 2 & 5) and Mozart’s Requiem (Nov 3).

The last mentioned is a special concert of instrumental and vocal works, pairing music by French composer Joseph Bologne with that of his contemporary and rival, Mozart.

Mozart’s emotionally charged final work will take you from the darkness of the Day of Judgement through grief and loss to consolation and redemption.

Wolverton Gilbert and Sullivan Society are back in play with A Transport of Delights brimming with exciting and humorous novelty acts and familiar and famous music hall songs.

WG&SS will be joined for the performances – on November 11 & 12 – by the Wolverton Light Orchestra, transporting ticket-holders back to a 19th century Victorian Music Hall.

“You can expect exciting and humorous novelty acts as well as familiar and famous music hall songs,” they say, “Hiss, boo and cheer throughout an evening compered in the loquacious and sesquipedalian style exemplified by the late Leonard Sachs in ‘The Good Old Days.’”

Prepare to enjoy a ‘cornucopia of music hall marvels’ at Stantonbury Theatre.

In Wavendon, The Stables welcomes stand-up, singer-songwriter, actress and playwright (some people have all the talent, eh?) Clare Summerskill (Nov 12) who will combine her comedy and songwriting flair to reflect upon her long career as – in her words –‘a professional lesbian.’

Warm and welcoming humour (which is often too close to the bone) will appeal to audience members of any age, sexual orientation or gender, as she gives her take on love and lust, marriage and divorce and middle-aged worries and wisdom. Go get stuck in – the snug of Stage 2 awaits.

Dom Joly’s postponed appearance at Stantonbury Campus with ‘Holiday Snaps –Travel and Comedy in the Danger Zone’, has been rescheduled for November 13.

The first UK tour of Girl from the North Country visits MK Theatre (Nov 15–19) taking audiences back to 1934, and the heartland of America. There, you’ll meet a group of wayward souls who cross paths in a time-weathered guesthouse.

Standing at a turning point in their lives, they realize nothing is what it seems. But as they search for a future, and hide from the past, they find themselves facing unspoken truths about the present.

This uplifting story about family and love boldly reimagines the legendary songs of Bob Dylan, with celebrated writer and director Conor McPherson taking care of the story.

“To be associated with Conor is one of the highlights of my professional life,” said the legendary Mr Dylan, “It goes without saying the man is a genius for putting this thing together and I’m thrilled to be a part of the experience. My songs couldn’t be in better hands.”

The Tiger Who Came To Tea is one of the most wonderful books to fire up a child’s imagination, and now the tea-guzzling tiger

If you are looking for a heavenly musical, you’ll find ‘nun’ better than Sister Act (Nov 21-26) which will raise the spirits and warm the soul. You know the film, but this stage adaptation boasts a cracking cast too – headed up by Lesley Joseph. Next month, she’ll depart Sister Act and take up a new ‘habit’; starring in MK Theatre’s panto.

Alun Cochrane presents Stuff and Nonsense at The Stables on November 18 with a show of stand-up material (Stuff) and high quality on the spot frippery, impro and crowd work (Nonsense).

Alun says the gig could include ‘stuff on funerals, free speech, or feminism, and maybe a bit or two on the muddled mess of modern masculinity.’

We have to give a quick mention to Rosie Sings who will be at The Stables on November 24 with My Vagina’s Priceless. She’s coming back to her hometown of MK to explain the unfortunate sticky story of how she met her Prince. Now you want to buy a ticket, doncha?!

Last up this month, SIX (Nov 29 - Dec 3) delivers the royal success that brings Tudor Queens and Pop Princesses to you, when the six wives of Henry VIII hit the mic to tell their stories – 500 years of historical heartbreak boiled down into an 80-minute celebration of 21st century girl power.

> Book in:

MK Theatre: atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes

The Stables: stables.org

Wolverton G&S: wolvertongands.co.uk

Stantonbury Theatre: stantonburytheatre.co.uk

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The Marriage of Figaro

Pulse’s Sammy Jones walks you through the best of a bonkers busy month for productions...

Pic: Matthew Murphy

Girl from the North County

Sister Act comes to MK Theatre this month

Pic: Pamela Raith Photography

Tudor girl power - SIX

Rosie Sings at The Stables

View from the Far Kerb

Tests

Life seems to be all about tests. Kids are tested throughout their academic lives. It starts in Year One. Admittedly it is verbal questioning with the responses being recorded, but they are tests. They become examinations and don’t stop until they are released from the education system. At that point they join the Adult World where they discover that the testing continues, albeit in a different form.

Form-filing is a multifaceted form of testing. Some are so long and vacuous they would test the patience of a saint or deity. Did the person who completed the form get that job interview/social benefit/bonus/whatever? Did they pass or fail the test?

Social etiquette can be testing. When Mr/Mrs Obnoxious is encountered, laws exist to protect them from what is termed as ‘instant justice.’ No matter how strong the temptation is, victims of another’s unreasonableness should not dispense instant justice or seek retribution as it is against the law to do so. It is a major test for many and, unfortunately, some become criminalised simply through being a victim of a criminal. I suppose that is testing to breaking point and beyond.

Thinking about it, testing goes back earlier than being five or six years old and being at school. The ‘simple’ act of being born can result in medical tests. Come out a funny colour and all sorts of tests are performed. Depending on the nature of that testing, a pass or fail may well lead to further tests. It might even become a lifelong series of tests. Ask a type one diabetes sufferer how testing goes on and on without end.

Gosh, now I think of it, testing can even start before escape from the womb. If an expectant mother is

screened and shows an increased risk of carrying a baby with Down’s, Edwards’ or Patau’s syndromes, then an amniocentesis is offered. Yet another test and it normally takes place between 15 and 20 weeks along. So testing that can have an effect upon an individual can be before being born! That’s an eye opener.

But does it stop there?

IVF means testing can be performed on an embryo before implantation. It must be good because it has a mighty fine name: Pre-implantation genetic testing for monogenic disorders, or PGT-M if you want to save paper and the planet.

Does testing ever stop during a lifetime? Could a law be passed to make it illegal? Is it possible that GCSEs and their ilk could become an illegal currency to be passed between employers? Might unscrupulous businesses have super strongrooms with laser tripwires and immensely heavy steel doors in which they keep CVs submitted to them by those who have been secretly tested?

Some would argue that reading beyond the above paragraph could be deemed a test. Do you, dear reader, have the determination to continue past a ridiculous notion? Yes or No? Does that mean you Pass or Fail? Do you care? Should you care?

Yes, life is full of tests.

PHIL O’HARA

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Your stars

Flavour of the Times - The Scorpio new moon is the signature for November and with it comes deep, dark and intense energy. Its pagan and other-worldy overtones perfectly sets the scene for Halloween.

I suspect that things such as the current complex political realities may come home to roost with a vengeance, with some strong consequences of decisions that have been taken in the period leading up to it. I guess with Guy Fawkes’ night upon us, conspiracies might involved...

SCORPIO

October 24 – November 22

Venus is accompanying the new moon in your sign this month. This could be about money, values or love and sex. Either way, it’s not at all trivial but of course that’s why you might even relish delving into it all. Alternatively, you might fear to tread in those footprints because you know that some deep emotions are being stirred. Perhaps now is the time to own up to what you feel deep down?

SAGITTARIUS

November 23 – December 22

You might find it hard to just shake off difficult feelings and thoughts this month and for a while at least it will feel as if there is nowhere to hide or escape to. The lesson here is to accept that you may have to engage with things like some emotionally intense situations that you often prefer to run away from. Look them straight in the eye and be brave!

CAPRICORN

December 23 – January 20

Getting to the nub of the problem is a good activity for this month. There is nothing superficial about Scorpio as a new moon, so don’t be afraid to dig deep to see what’s going on under the surface. It will probably explain a few things that have been confusing you and may surprisingly, be a relief, and not as bad as you feared.

AQUARIUS

January 21 – February 19

This month could really challenge you, depending on how much you think you can just think your way out of difficult situations. November is a lot deeper and more emotional than that, so it’s a matter of feeling your way around in the dark and trusting to something other than your intelligence until you find something substantial to hang onto and guide you. But delicious too, eh?

PISCES

February 20 – March 20

Pisces is flighty but Scorpio is definitely not! Paradoxically, Pisceans tend to float with the currents of the moment so the big blast of intensity that this month threatens, may freak you out a bit. Whether you can keep paddling along on the surface or whether you get dragged down into the whirlpool will depend on how much you can learn to detach yourself.

ARIES

March 21 – April 20

With Jupiter retreating out of your sign you may not be feeling all that positive. In fact your natural forward motion may feel impossible and set-backs everywhere. A feeling of things just generally falling apart will take some shaking off. All this may bring up deep stuff from the past that you thought you’d left behind, so try to take a step back to consider all this.

TAURUS

April 21 – May 21

Sensuality – that’s the word that describes the flavour of this month for you Taureans. The new moon has your planet Venus next to it at the beginning of the month, suggesting all sorts of possibilities - for love or money, very likely. I’d love to see what happens on 8th when you will experience the full moon in your sign! Could be the last thing you’d expect, though!

GEMINI

May 22 – June 21

Mars in your sign is still intent on chucking so much stuff at you that you hardly know which way to turn, but the intensity that this month brings will probably set your priorities straight for you. This is complicated by Neptune, the planet of delusion muddying the waters, so indecision is likely to rule. Not your month really but one to be negotiated, nonetheless.

To really understand what this means for you on a personal level during 2022, I would recommend that you consider booking a comprehensive personal astrological consultation that is completely specific to you and your life. This will illuminate many things that you may not have considered and it will enable you to really take advantage of the positive energies and avoid the negative ones throughout the year.

PUZZLE SOLUTIONS

HOWARD PARKER THE ASTRO-GUIDE

CANCER

June 22 – July 23

Relationships are set to get deep and complicated this month. Not that this can’t be a bit of a sexy and emotionally juicy time as well, but the sensualities of the month may not serve you as well as you hoped, and they could leave you feeling hurt and let down. The only way out is in, as they say so try not to walk away from all this as there may be rewards waiting for you if you persist.

LEO

July 24 – August 23

Deep emotional diving may not suit you but there really is no option this month. It’s as if the gems deep inside the cave are waiting for you but you have to go and get them and do the work. Let’s face it – you do tend to want things to come to you effortlessly, don’t you? The trouble is that this month they won’t and you will have to make the effort.

VIRGO

August 24 – September 23

Emotions are messy aren’t they, Virgo? They tend to disturb the nicely organised world you prefer to live in, but every so often you do need to be reminded that not everyone lives like you and this is one of those times. You can’t organise yourself out of this one, but watery chaos now can be very instructive and teach you something much more profound. Follow it.

LIBRA

September 24 – October 23

After last month, November is going to feel a bit alien to you. There’s not a lot of help out there for you to rely on and you may be thrown back on your own resources, something you are rather uncomfortable with because partnership is so important for you. It’s only temporary, of course, but it could feel lonely for a while.

Chart readings with me start at £67 and last for an hour on Zoom or Skype. Please go to www.astroguidance.co.uk for more details and to book a session. You can also text or WhatsApp me on 07866 727743 or email me at howpark@aol.com for more information.

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